Gamespot 8/10IGN 9/10Eurogamer 4/5Vice 10/10NoisyPixel 8/10Insider Gaming 9/10Less than 72 hours left, brothers and sisters
I 100%'d Assassin's Creed Odyssey. This is nothing by comparison
>>746576842They cherry picked the fuck out of that 90% of those are who outlets and the rest are like ign brazil and destructiod KEK. But I trust steam user reviews anyway so I'll wait.
>>746610494The 30 day timer is simply about saving your family and the game continues if you fail. The shitty part is that learning skills takes an hour of this time, which I hope they patch out as that DOES sound asinine.
>>746613127CD's map is an actual map, that's why it's stark white>>746613603based
Who is in the right?
>>746600085Do people genuinely watch this fucking shit or waste their time reading this crap?Especially if its a womans opinion?
>>746600085Fucking hate when these fags make me defend blow man. Love him it hate him he actually knows what he's talking about in this instance
>>746600146better yet, stop posting your lame pasta every fucking thread you hate, you dumb NIGGER>>746600146
>>746601540>t. Techanon who's friends are the incompetent baboons who are getting insultedFIFY
>>746614275this meme will become reality soon™
https://twitter.com/EDMIRE2k/status/2094310644686234092big N outta bidness baby hehe
https://youtu.be/TxGdOXYFb_U?is=kPlPb0DjC1IAbdWC
>Nintendo will actually hire this man in your lifetime
>this is not an emulatorHow can I use this on my Switch 2 then?
>4chan blocks twitter link>open twitter>click on video>log-in prompt blocks me whenever I press play>try to be clever and use picture-in-picture>twitter literally detects that and refreshes the site to stop me>xcancel and nitter have just been shut downThis is fucking cancer. I've noticed recently that reddit has been force prompting me to make an account too. Fuck you I'm never making a social account. Why is the internet so gay now?
Just bought pic related for the Switch 2, my only LotR game has been LotR Online, what am I in for /v/ros?
Do you think Nintendo can make a comeback after their horrible performance in the last couple of years?
>>746614884Nintendo could be the only game publisher left on the planet, or go bankrupt tomorrow. Either way, you'll still be making these threads.
>>746614957>>746615061>tendie samefag
>>746614884I'll bet you thought they were gonna die with the Wii U
>>746614884Spamming these shit threads everyday won't make it come true btw
OP is seething because of this btw
>cute dragon mommy>cute nerd wife>kino classic FE pilled squad>will have the first living dad in 25 yearsYeah, I'm thinking Caibros won hard
>>746612886...and Ena... and Nasir...
>>746606759Umm spoilers?
>>746612952Get fucked by Basilio every day
>>746614517...and Skrimir...and Gareth...
did the game come out already
Remind me again, what was the name of that girl living in the haunted mansion?
>>746608618I could not be more ready for autumn weather tea bee haych
You people only like Ashley because you want to see her naked
>>746614171I prefer her in cute clothes actually.
You already know the name of that girl, son. More importantly, this one's got her her hair tied up in braids. And glasses perched up on her face!>>746590215PENNY!
>>746614727She's called that because she's a cheap whore
Am I wrong?
>>746611709All this list reminds me of is that IV was a great game and Michael deserved better than V's godawful narrative.
>>746611963why did i move here?
>>746611709Pretty sure the cuck jew is also a methhead gangbanger but sure
What are your hot takes on the genre?
>>746613996the big threestrengthintelligenceagilityeverything else is secondary
>>746614868No but it doesn’t look appealing to me
>>746615037Well there's a free demo if you wanna try it I guessThere's always Mabinogi if you want to be a degenerate weeaboo
>>746614906I had those on my list too but with a different name so that's 5hp mp str int spd ? ? ?Some games also do magic atk/magic def and is def even good to have as stat or just put everything into hp?
>>746615106No I hate animeTrust bro if there was anything out there that interested me, I would’ve tried it by now. It’s ogre
a couple of these ARE good. which ones? Oh we both know which I’m talking about
>>746613117Zoomers can't into JRPGs in general. Had one ask me how to get into Final Fantasy without playing the turn based RPGs. He got really mad when I laughed and said "Yeah, I wanna play Final Fantasy, but without the Final Fantasy." To which he said "Theres just too much fucking reading!" And I said "If you hate reading and turn based combat why the FUCK would you want to get into Final Fantasy of all series?" There was no response. Zombie generation, must have been popular on Instagram or some shit.t.Zillenial
>>746612803Excuse me, but moistcritical told me this game was peak
>>746612803I’ve never played any of these games
>>746612803dark souls II is alright, and dragon age 2 is a turd but knowing now how worst it became its not as bad in hindsight
>>746614058How have you played all this slop? (fallout 3 and ds2 not included... obviously)
Did you know that it’s Mona’s birthday today?
>>746613375You get some free use out of pretty much any ai. be it grok/google gemini/gpt/claude through their webchat. Just ask any of them to "handhold me through setting up forge-neo with circlestone-labs/Anima"Do NOT trust it on how to prompt, just read the anima guide for that. If you have less than 6GB of VRAM you're FUCKED. If you have less than 8GB ask it to help you with a int8convrot/w4a8 quant. idk which one is needed.If you do not get what to do, just ask the AI. Don't understand what it says? Tell it you're a softwarelet. It literally is that easy.
>>746614207that's my dinner
I masturbated for Mona more than usual since it's her day, it's only fair
>>746614551Nuh uh
>>746613375>unless you're talking paying up for a subscriptionwhat? you can ask google questions and you'll get an AI response you knowdid you just wake up from cryogenic sleep?
This is your daily PSA to READ. A FUCKING. BOOK.
What have they done to you, dear Josef?
>>746614012why would i read a book when i could shoot a gun?
Okay>read Crime and Punishment in high school>average 10-15 books a year>just finished Between Two Fires>currently reading Neuromancer>still love vidya
how many of these threads have been made today
Anyone else happy this system is finally getting the sales and respect it earned? PlayStation 5 Pro availability has dropped sharply in the United States following Rockstar Games’ GTA VI Extended Look. Major retailers have sold through their available inventory, while third-party sellers are now asking up to $1,300 for the console.Best Buy and Target had no PS5 Pro stock...https://videocardz.com/newz/ps5-pro-sells-out-across-major-us-retailers-after-gta-6-reveal-reseller-prices-reach-1300
>>746614478Soon you will be playing with real power
>>746611568I bought 3 of them.
>>746614637Based
>>746613806Time for their latest round of programming lmao
>>746614743Yea I bet your some unique genius
>ign 10Is the game really that good?I played the demo, and the game was incredibly boring. The combat system is way too simple, and the enemies are a breeze to beat.I don't get what the point or fun of this game is,the story?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhDUq2ZD7k
>>746614385damn I can't believe they made mifune do goofy faces...
>>746614474i've seen every movie with kurosawa, the musashi trilogy, and shinsengumihonorable mention to sword of doom despite not having mifune
>>746614918>sword of doomAbsolute kino. They should face scan Nakadai for future Onimusha games. >implying there will be another one
The Gamespot review told me what I needed to know when they gave this a 7/10>The game blows its load a bit too early, essentially you see everything "new" with the game 8 hours in and the next 10 hours is just fighting the same thing in different configurations>plus you repeat some boss fightsSo it seems to be a DMC4 type of deal where the combat is solid but you won't be really dealing with anything new and more than half the game is basically a combat trial, which for an action is hardly the worst condemnation.If the combat is fun, then the game just letting you go wild with it and keep fighting isn't too bad.
>>746614918>despite not having mifuneas the protagonist*
Don't let your children become gamers.
>>746614492>What about being a hired thug?That's drug dealer with extra steps.>Or a hooker?Maybe you won't believe this but male prostitutes aren't nearly as in demand in Brazil as the memes make you think
>>746614721old japanimation tiddi
>>746614019literally nothing worse than being a gamer tbqhtruly the lowest of society
>>746614854Osamu Tesuka tiddies
>>746614019boktai
Woweeeeee... THIS is what shmup players look like?!?!?! Mayhaps these "shooting games" are worth my interest after all...?
>>746586032Post the webm of that model getting manhandled at the jojo arcade
>>746586668She's on the hardest level of Gradius so I'd say she's not pretending
>>746614426yeah we both got 1cc on normal at the same time and I moved on but he stuck with it and just cleared every fuckin difficulty lmao.
>>746597606That just looks like grandpa is trying to call me a schmuck again.
>>746596374touhou "fan" detected(has never played the games)
>want to talk about game>it's an adventure game so the plot is the main appeal and I don't want to get spoiledAnyways it's really immersive and I like walking around in first person and the voice acting is charming in a shitty old game way. I wish the puzzles were a bit easier. A Stalker 2 thread died for this.
You really can't even finish the story of a game before needing to "talk about" it?
THIS GAME IS FUCKING HORSESHITTHE AI KEEPS CHEATINGHOW MUCH MONEY DID THIS FRANCHISE SLURP BACK IN THE DAY IN ARCADE MACHINESIFUCKINGHATEMAHJONG
>>746615124lmao you will never pon
I'm getting really sick of fighting games. The genre was supposed to be a high skill, competitive genre, but it just isn't. Maybe it's just Arcsys games that are total memes? Because you watch competitive footage of say Blazblue or Guilty, and it's total garbage dogshit where you literally can't do anythingPlaying it is even worse. So are there good fighting games or is this it?
>>746614720Fucking true. I knew the sauceless shit in Tokon was going to be disproved upon release and it was.
>>746564425>So are there good fighting games or is this it?This is it. The autistic try harding is the game, the meta, the "fun" and the point of all fighting games.Every fighting game ever made is basically rock em sock em robots with varying layers of complexity. But below the surface thats what it is. Reaction speed, match up knowledge, APM, Hitbox meta knowledge, etc. Thats as good as it gets. If you dont like it then its probably not the genre for you. Try something like animal crossing or viva pinata
>>746614796he needs two midscreen unblockables
>>746614995Oh, thank god. Only two! Two completely indenfensible attacks. Just two. Nevermind the HP they take, it's just two. No big deal.
>>746614853>I honestly like the wallbreak system vastly over whats in Strive and it adds an element of a stage being important much like how 3d fighter stages are.I agree cause I didn't care for them in Strive either. Here I haven't really had issues with them. I like the option to break a wall or not and having to think about what I want to do after instead of being forced to have my combo interrupted for federally mandated wall break sequence.
I generally have a prejudice against chink and gook games, but is Crimson Desert any good?
>>746611370>the story is safe and mid>it's still better than most open world games in storytelling.get the fuck out of here, not even the people who made this game would say this, not even if they were posting anonymously about it
>>746611912better than botw, elden ring, goy, horizon, I could go on
>>746602332It's like if some kid with infinite money thought it would be a good idea to throw all his favorite ideas into a game but make none of them as good as the games they came from. The result is the Frankenstein monstrosity known as Crimson Desert.
>>746612306>sir I had a good idea, can I add it to the game?>"YES">sir I had a good idea, can I add it to the game?>"YES">sir I had a good idea, can I add it to the game?>"YES".....>8 years later, game is almost out, nobody even knows what it is because they were too busy developing and did zero marketing>comes out, it's awesomeunapologetically based devs if you ask me
>>746614479>videoholeefug
