That'll be $160, plus tax.
>>739407820>>739408004Literal subhuman cattle
>>739412642They tend to do that, yes.
>>739413018If I'm lucky, there might even be a few games worth playing by then. IF.
>>739427757Multi billion dollar Japanese company*>>739428110No, probably September.
>>739413265This is some cheap faggot trying to run a PSP emu on a potato phoneObviously he will ngmi
Your gamedev progress is required.
>>739429969>I'll be spending the day out in the sunBased chad getting inspiration from irl stuff
>>739430118Just install and engine and start making a game. It will be ass. Super ass. But just make one. Then make another one. Then another one. Eventually something will click and you will make one that isn't so ass, and this is the one you will invest your time in making into a real thing.
uhh I'm making an online game and I keep thinking of tons of things I should make more secure/better and whenever I add anything I have to make sure every little thing about it works. the problem isn't getting things working it's just the amount of shit to be done. I feel like making a single player game would be 1000x easier but I think that would be boring. it's all working it's just extremely overwhelming with how much shit I have to do and test and then I have to make a fuckload of graphics for it after everything's completely working and for some reason it's really hard to motivate myself to do graphics whenever I have to make some.
>>739429763I keep telling my subscribers the game is coming and its not
>>739429763
Infuriating experience, but I still played 99% of the game, and watched the Good+ ending on YouTube. I really liked this, but I feel like its story wound up being more of a superficial potpourri of its influences than a truly meaningful story, so I don't really believe people who say SH1 is the best one. As a new IP it was awesome though, but I feel like Team Silent slowly drifting apart after 2 more of these was bound to happen, and it shouldn't be regurgitated any further. I am pretty excited for the SH1 remaster though. I want to see characters like Kaufmann in soulless remake graphics.
>>739421132>I feel like its story wound up being more of a superficial potpourri of its influences than a truly meaningful storyI felt the same way when i first played it as a teenager but the more you replay it, the clearer the story becomes. I remember being very confused by it all the first time. It helps to play 2 and 3 (especially 3) to understand the story of 1 better as well.Anyway remember that story is not the only thing these games offer. I think SH1 is the best because its gameplay is the best. I am partial to its story because I like dad characters motivated by family but in terms of great quality writing SH2 takes the cake. But the gameplay and level design of SH1 are just incredibly solid and I think youll appreciate that as time goes on when you play 2, 3, and 4.
>>739424203Are you blast having, fawwtha?>>739425542>ADHDNIgga what? LolThis has nothing to do with it, it's just muh inclusion redditrash faggotryTruly unmedicated ADD doesn't even bother to watch that shit, they just pick one thing to hyperfocus and remain zombie-like for days, trying to saturate their zoomies receptors...And likely they're unemployed and fucked as a result, because this shit sucks.
>>739427657Look it's fine if you prefer SH1 but the amount of glazing the game gets on /v/ by fanboys is unbelievable. The game is not flawless. You mention the level design, SH1 rehashes the hospital for its final level. You can tell the game was rushed by the end of it. It has lots of other issues as well and some aspects are improved on in SH2 even.
>>739424203>don't have the luxury of staying in our room all day playing video-gamesLiteral skill issueI have a killer job that lets me WFH and play all the games I want.
>>739424203>is that a 7 hour game from 3 decades ago?!>no one has time for that!
How do we solve the fact players feel entitled to fast travel>dev designs a game with a huge world map>intended design is for players to move meaningfully throughout the world and plan their every move>players are too used to being able to instantly teleport around the map from every other game >refuse to engage the game on its own terms and demand fast travel so they can play how they want instead of the intended experience>if it's not provided they drop the game and call it badly designed This is moving from a game design problem to a social problem where players are just too conditioned to the way things usually work in games
>>739420229Make movement feel better. I'd feel more inclined to explore shit if I had access to moves like Mario's jumps or Batman's grapple and glide.
>>739420810Minecraft's Nether approach was one of the smartest ways of doing fast travel.
>>739431065If you don't build highways, Nether travel is slower.
>>739420229>a game with a huge world mapThis is your first mistake. You do not have enough interesting things to fill up a huge map, guaranteed. Condense it. And then also keep giving players faster and faster movement tech as they progress.
>>739431152You're assuming that the purpose of every game world is to host content
The systemic oppression of flat-chested vidya girls must end.
>>739429174I'm not worried, the best flat chested girls have already been made and exist amongst us!
>>739429174Enjoy it while it lasts, because the loli shit is 100% getting outlawed within the next 5, maybe 10 years at most, world wide, including Japan itself.And after that pedos like you will be hanged on lampposts.
>>739429630Actually the guy you posted is the one who got rightfully clapped.
>>739430542It's fags like the one you replied to that need to be clapped
>>73942917450 years old graphics... erotic
Vidya webm thread. Post webms from games.
>>739426679Is this like Getting Over It but they replaced Bennett Foddy with a mesugaki that berates you every time you fuck up?
>>739386121
>>739386608FAIRYGODPARENTS
>>739391754noice, thanks anon
>>739428485Yes
WATAYA>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>READAN>LISTENAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>739430027Post office and factotum are my favourite, then Hollywood. I gave up reading women after he kept describing in self pitying terms. I get that he wanted to be more attractive but it lacks the adventurousness of his other books (for me).
>>739417985>PLAYANSerious Sam HD The Second Encounter, want achivmoos>WATCHANStarship flight info, 7 months for that?! Vtuber reactions. SFM HMVs>READANOSINT Twitter, strike on Iran soon. Finance news, Gemini chats>LISTENANHardstyle, finance podcasts>EATANHormel microwave meatloaf, candy>DRINKANTap water, instant black coffee>FAPPANTight pink buttholes, later-Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>739417985>>PLAYANrezero fangame. in timeskip inbetween arc 4 and 5 again, still prepping perfect save for arc 6 update>>WATCHANgiving witch hat atelier a try>>READANsome guides>>LISTENANzestiria ost>>EATANlasagne>>DRINKANice tea>>FAPPANdrawing more beatrice sexo laterComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>739430936>rezero fangameo i remember you did you ever say the name of the game in prev thread ?
>>739417985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_U2VPgw64Acookfveve clicker almost got the time machine
Have you ever gotten in trouble with your family for the vidya you play?
based husband
That's a man
Why would Dante explicitly mention "son" when, if he didn't have a kid yet, it could be a daughter? HMMMMM? That would be a stupid assumption to make if he didn't have a kid yet. He's oddly confident about having a son and not a daughter in this scene. It's because he already knows he has a son.Devil May Cry 3 - Dante is 19 and meets Lady who is 17 or 18. They fug shortly after the events of dmc 3 and have a son.Devil May Cry 1 - Dante is 28 or 29 and his son is 9 or 10. Lady is taking care of their kid somewhere else or some shit. That's why Lady doesn't appear in 1. Then at the end of dmc 1 Dante mentions his son.Devil May Cry 4 - Dante is around 38 and his son is around 20. So it makes sense that Dante and Lady aren't with their son during dmc 4 because he's a grown man at this time.Devil May Cry 5 - Dante is around 44 or 45 and his son is 26 or 27 still living his own life at this point.Devil May Cry 2 - who gives a fuckNeither Dante nor Lady ever explicitly state that they don't have children in any of the games.Why Lady was always ripping Dante off and Dante was always in debt to Lady: they have a son so she was making him pay for that and buying stuff for herself because they're basically married and have a kid together. Also she was taking care of the kid by herself during DMC1 so she wanted child support.ALSO Lady's boobs got way bigger the next time she's seen after dmc 3 in dmc 4. Why did that happen? Because she was pregnant with Dante's child. She obviously already went through puberty in 3 so it's not like it was that. The only other way is if she was pregnant and they grew because of producing milk for Dante's son. That was one of their subtle hints that Lady and Dante have a son.Prove me wrong you can't
>>739431107is it actually
bait used to take effort
>>739429572/thread
>>739429440I don't care bro. have a pity bump in case anyone is interested
>>739431217>>739429572That doesn't prove anything
I will now climb your ladder.
>>739429779*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
She doesn't fart or smell.She is synthetic. How would her butthole taste and smell like? Rubber, plastic, silicone based material.
>>739429476legendary picture
>>739429476
>>739429476Me too. Down.
>mfw there are only 3 good remakesHow? Why is it so hard to make a good remake?
>>739429002What do you mean ehh? it's better in everyway without betraying the original, it even had online which was rare at the time. It was meant to be the first fighter with online but delays pushed it back. First place was MK Armaggedon and DOA2U 2nd
>>739430286>Absolutely not and you won't see Church or Spector or Carmack or Romero play those games with a keyboard only ever againRomero never played it keyboard only in the first place
>>739430286OG Doom was meant to be played with mkb.SS was as janky as UU and TES with mouse controls til todd, scott and carmack added real mouselook for future shock douk 3d and quake.
>>739426379Metroid Prime.
Zero mission is superior to metroid
Software Sales (followed by lifetime sales)>[NSW] Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Nintendo, 04/16/26) – 98,092 (1,141,649)>[SW2] Pokemon Pokopia (The Pokemon Company, 03/05/26) – 22,758 (1,001,464)>[SW2] Mario Kart World (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 12,651 (2,938,509)>[NSW] Minecraft (Microsoft, 06/21/18) – 3,857 (4,207,594)>[NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 3,305 (8,436,761)>[SW2] Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 01/15/26) – 3,229 (120,098)>[PS5] PRAGMATA (Capcom, 04/17/26) – 2,937 (62,455)>[SW2] Kirby Air Riders (Nintendo, 11/20/25) – 2,778 (530,268)>[SW2] Super Mario Party Jamboree – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV (Nintendo, 07/24/25) – 2,571 (196,983)>[SW2] Pokemon Legends: Z-A – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (The Pokemon Company, 10/16/25) – 2,340 (1,123,043)Hardware Sales (followed by lifetime sales)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>739422381The funny thing about the first collab was how shit it was>2 hours long event story>More than half of it is completely silent in all languages>Reuse a shitty area and call it Britain>The story itself makes no fucking sense as Saber, Archer, and Lancer are there because fuck you>The final boss is the same big bug boss they've reused at least 4 times already>Saber, Archer, and Lancer are all in the passenger's seat as the story is all about Caster of OC Donut Steel with a HSR generic female NPC model>Saber never had a place in the meta or even a meme team
>>739412139keep buying or recommending Bananza ;)
>>739430798I’m sure the sales will increase a lot once the “choose your game” bundle starts selling
>>739430941Oh shit, that's right! It'll definitely help though MKW and Pokopia are going to lead.
Amogus/Town of Salem game where you can get laid? What in the heck.
>hey guys I'm the engineer, I'm also non-binary and I treat you all like shit haha.>sus>evil>yup>it's himWhy is he like this?
>>739426352I will now buy your game
>>739427941Making infographics like this one is kind of a sign of losing control, obsession and a lot of what you are attributing to "porn addicted". Are you 100% sure you aren't addicted to calling people porn addicted? You certainly behave like that kind of person.
>>739428218I liked last defense academy.
>>739427748This, I went through loops for several hours and almost nothing happened. It suffers badly from a lack of flowchart or really any hint of what you should try to do next.
Would adding The Fire Emblem™ to Smash and merging almost all the other characters into her moveset fix the FE over representation issue?
>>739429216id choose femme alear!
>>739429216It would, but it'd cut down on gameplay diversity. Marth, Roy, Byleth, and Robin should stay, but Corrin, Ike, and the echo fighters can get lost.
>>739430453Roy is just another Marth clone, they should get rid of him>Ike goneThey are never removing the most popular character of all the franchise
>>739430638>Roy is just another Marth cloneNot since Smash 4 onward. Roy's speed, air accel, faster frame data, and hilt tipper make him play more like a rushdown brawler instead of a slow, footsies zoner like Marth. He's one of the sickest characters in Ultimate.
>>739429216>merging almost all the other characters into her movesetI'm a massive Engagefag who is pulling nearly every cope straw possible to see Alear in Smash, but this ain't one of them. Realistically, this is what we'd probably get, though I might be biased:>moveset based around Libération for sword swipes and kick-based tilts/aerials here and there>B: Bond Blast - Chargeable projectile burst with short range, a la Lucario Side B.>Side B: Dragon's Fist - Rekka-style karate chain that has four paths, changes depending on direction when rekka-ing.>Up B: Divine Whirl - Vertical spinning attack not unlike Link's Up B>Down B: Emblem Engage - Alear gets into a stance to pray to Emblem Marth in her ring, absorbing hits to charge her Engage meter. Joker's Down B.>Gimmick: Emblem Marth - Alear has an Engage meter that fills up over the course of the game, over time, and when hit under Emblem Engage. If you hit Down B when it's filled, she Engages with Marth, and her moveset becomes that of Marth for a limited time. Speed and jumping power is increased, she floats over the ground, and is lightweight as a result. Strength is increased by 1.25x that of Marth's kit, while retaining all tipper attributes.>Final Smash: Lodestar Rush - Alear Engages with Marth and strikes the opponent, hitting them with nine precision strikes in a cinematic animation. Automatically fills your Engage meter and leaves you Engaged, even if it whiffs the cinematic trigger hit.>Colors:>>1 - Female Default Alear>>2 - Male Default Alear>>3 - Female Veyle-Colored Alear>>4 - Male Alfred/Céline-Colored AlearComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Are attractive women important for you when you choose to buy a game?
>>739429715If realism is so important, then actually make women realistic in terms of strength and behaviour as well.
>>739395164no.but the lack of non-ugly women is a red flag.if i'm looking for a video game, and the art is pixelized in game, and the character portraits are dog shit ugly, i know that was a choice to make them unattractive, which points towards the devs putting effort into NOT having attractive women.which is time they didn't spend on good game feel.if i look at at storepage and see nothing but attractive women i know the game skimped on everything else, gacha style.i dodge these games too.
>>739429715>Are attractive women important for you when you choose to buy a game?It's a bonus, but not a deciding factor. I have never bought a game because of 'horniness'THAT BEING SAID - ugly or outright, and aggressively "average" or "realistic" women (as main or supporting characters, not just random NPCs) as a lot of Western developers tend to do these days are a huge red flag and indicate a specific type of individual that is ideologically captured. And that type of person will make that specific ideology their entire identity and as such, every single facet of the game will be built through that lens. I've seen it way, way too many times to ignore it.
>>739397927Nah, those would be the ones that claim boobs don't belong on lizards
>>739415929nice, got mine this week.are you gonna get the other Bunnimal girl?
>now that the suppression field is down... we all have to do our part
>>739427019You're in no position to state that.
>>739426874soon(tm)
>>739426863>>739429641gordon is so lucky...
how many times are you going to repeat this one joke
ADMIT ITYOU LOVE Castevania: Portrait of Ruin
Its crazy, but if we ever get CaGstlevania, I want it to be 2D. Like, what if they went the action route instead of the RPG route back with SoTN.
SPIRIT OF LIGHT
>>739323102I like doing two-in-ones with the partner swap button so that I'm CHARLOTTE-JONATHANing while I maul things, very satisfying with big enemies like Balore in the boss rush or the fish monster boss. Also backdashing with the tag to eliminate recovery frames.
>>739323102>can get softlocked everytime you die to death in ritcher mode and have to reset the fucking gameYeah no
>>739418235Depends on the Belmont.I'm too used to Simon's blond Conan-like attire to choose anything else, but I prefer the others with Kojima's artstyle that cranks the gothic aspect to 11.Trevor is basically perfect with Kojima's artstyle in CoD, and he's voiced by Raphaël Sorel's seiyuu in the original Japanese, what's not to like?Richter's Ryu-like attire (and the general anime aesthetic of RoB) is iconic, but Kojima's take on him with long hair and a long coat/jacket is damn good.
paralives is releasing in ea in 2 days and inzoi is getting underage romance update
sims project X ended up being fake apparently?
>>739429231Despite how horribly optimized it was, and how shitty and greedy EA's business model is, the Sims 3 remains, and probably will always remain, the best life sim game ever made. All of these attempts to be the next big life sim game completely misses the point of what made the Sims series so fun and engaging. The Sims doesn't try to be a real life sim game that is a 1 to 1 of Earth. Its basically a fantasy world, with stuff like vampires, aliens, ghosts, robots, magic and sci-fi technology integrated into a modern setting. All of these other life sim games are just trying to simulate life living in California or some shit. Why the fuck would I want to play a game that just feels like its trying to be real life? Why would I want to be some regular dude in Paralives or Inzoi when the Sims can let me role play as a vampire roboticist whose wife is an alien who owns a unicorn as a pet?
I miss pixel art fanservice.
>>739398876>Church>Witch
>>739404473It was confirmed that Koei Tecmo isn't collabing with IntSys for FW
>>739403256Product of its time. Normies consume pixel art regardless of its quality, and everybody indie moved on from pixelart to low poly 3d because it takes considerably less time with the available resources online these days. Even if you could find someone with sufficient skills to make pixel art why would they join you instead of working on their own projects? Even japanese developers have gone on record saying they can't find anybody with skills in pixel art and spriting these days to develop games in that style for them. I'm working on my own pixel art stuff and even I run into the same problem. I can't find anybody skilled enough who would devote time to something else, and ultimately I'll probably have to resort to using ai to cover a lot of tileset and background stuff. If you look at fiverr and online market sites these days a lot of the stuff being peddled there are ai sprites and animations. Its likely you'll see a resurgence one day, but all of it will be ai generatedhttps://youtu.be/7ChVezZPv64
does this considered fake pixel
ITT hottest male MC's in vidya
>>739428553I don't say shit like this, but I do the other thing
>>739430228>anti-homo spammers turn out to be the biggest homoscinema
great thread guys
>>739431019>faggots and leftists accuse their opponents of doing exactly what they doI understand the ending of the boys now
>>739429032Sell me this game
