h-hi guys i'm a vtuber (not pictured)c-c-c-can i have a horror game recommended to stream tonight...
>>723322393Can you show us your tits?
>>723322393What horror games have you already played? Are you looking for walking simulators? Games where you have to constantly hide? Visual novels and point-and-click games? Or survival horror?
The Yomawari series is good
Yeah a video of your depenising ceremony will instill a primal fear in your audience (7ccv)
>>723322517I've played Resident Evil 5 and that's about itI'm looking for something scary and like 2-3 hours max don't want Alien Isolation that game is too long
Post stats and greatest moments/achievements, or just your favorite way to play>furthest snipe: 421 m>furthest headshot: 390 m>3 pilots sniped out of helis so far>love me some snipes but can't really beat tank hunting>mfw the acoustic sensor AV mines are actually sickBF is unironically back bb
>>723320896hidding in a corner with a LMG is also camping
I like the gunplay but holy shit the weapon progression and pretty much all the maps are abysmal dogshit
>>723280514IM HYPE TO PLAY EPIC ONLY IN BATTLEFEILD MOOMENTS WITH THE FAMOUS NICOLEwhat the fuck happened to nameless mooks? dice straight lied.
It's better than the last game, I'll give it that. Still bottom tier and every BF up until 4 mogs the fuck out of it. >We're backfuck no, series is never going back to it's former glory. It's playable, but still slop, and worse yet wokeslop.
>>723312215that one is easy, the one to unlock the last sniper with 300 sniper kills and 150 headshots from 200+ m is insane AND you can't do that until you get 100 headshots with DMRs and do i think 5000 damage with DMRs over 75 mthankfully they buffed the EBR which was dogshit during the beta and i'm one level away from unlocking the good DMR so hopefully that will speed things upsome of the challenges are just insane, you can tell they were clearly designed by someone who has never and will never play the game
How come nobody has made a Kuromi-Baku collectathon with co-op features? It's the perfect game to reel girls into vidya and would sell well anyway.
Kuromi!
>>723321674Kirby Great Cave Adventure type Kuromi's MariLand Castle Raid. Be sure to put the kuromi 5 girls in.
>>723321674A Hat in Time style platformer, filled with puzzles and close up on Kuromi's ass when she crawls through tight spaces.
>>723294551I like the pudding dog
>>723322427I like his butthole
Play soku.
>>723321738Don't out yourself so easily. It's obvious what you're doing. Shit up every otaku thread with CP and shitposting and gore then spam boring casual western reddit shit.
>>723321534>this isWas"
>>723321829Lmao, cry about itBetter yet, cry about it in an Uma thread
>>723312261beyond basedthat's what I came here for
>only $40will it be good?
>>723320875>extraction shooter>realeasing after BF6it's setup to fail
>>723322229Extraction shooter poopsockers are in their own bubble, there's very little overlap between people playing the BF gamemode in Delta Force and people playing the Tarkov mode. See also CoD DMZ.
>>723322229Apparently they censored the word Arc Raiders in BF6 and Blops 7 did too.
>>723320875>Faggot colours
>>723321182Even worse. It's extraction shit with robots.
New Silksong patch nerfed the fuck out of silk skills but especially Thread Storm, it's down 50% and the follow up basically deals no damage.Suffice to say, Team Cherry did NOT appreciate you deleting bosses with Thread Storm.
>>723322002Do the upper Cogwork Core then.
>>723322395but they did buff other SS that weren't as good though.thread storm was just too good that you didn't even want to play with anything else
>>723322103Completely irrelevant. Talking about dps in a game with intermittent openings for attack is retarded and that's all there is to it.
>>723322002Beastbros...
>>723322504>beast with fractured maskThey really need to give beast a blue slot.
With only few hours until fennekin game release, it's a good time for us to discuss him and his evolutions
>>723322158It is literally the will of Arceus and the most sacred bond between man and pokemon.
>>723319761I don't buy nu pokemon, but I will jork it to delphox.
>Gardevoir >delphox>lopunny>mawileAny other mega waifu's in ZA?
I wish braixen was real
>>723322530This comic fucking sucked. I couldn't feel the romance Eevee had for her trainer at all. It's just a bunch of cringe and memes disguised as a porn comic. I can't even pop a stiffy to it.
This is Pokemon in 2025.
>>723320568Are ya ready for twitter and tumblr to fully nog-ify her?
>>723320624Would be just as bad if she was white, once again, it's the most nondescript generic anime face possible for women
>>723318543>draw white lady>call it black
>>723320420I just found them funny personally>>723044643>>723049680>>722982146 (first reply)the others were 404'd I think
>>723318543>here's the final boss, isn't she cute>I think she still lacks impact. Everyone was raging over that witch from the new Elden Ring a while ago, right? Let's make her skin color very dark too>but it doesn't match at all with her color theme>who gives a shit imagine the porn>...sold
Well, /v/?
>>723311931Dead or Alive has the same problem
Well /v/! Do you think lili would like you?
>>723300738No way that I'd manage to beat her after intentionally letting her kick me in the balls at the start of the fight.
>>723301332THERE'S A NIPPLE IN THE FIRST FRAMEAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME JANNY-SAMA
A lot of discourse in the world makes sense when you realize satan is seething like a retarded faggot over anything that benefits us and is wanting us to argue and fight.
It's here! The best yugioh master duel event is back!3 more hours until it's open!What are (You) playing?
The game really doesn't want me to land on the 1/2 LP tileIt's always a square before or after it unless I get 2 dice and then I land on it before being thrown onto a rare card tile
I'm glad people are still finding ways to kill themselves in eventsI appreciate the wins and I don't have to think about how to do it when I get sick of trying to get through these last couple boards
>>723321218What decks did you find?
How's the event?
Why do gamers complain about everything now?
>out of 10
>>723319416older games were on unchangeable physical media and the sketchy stuff was often made by companies barely holding together.YOU also clearly weren't around for the old days where people bitched just the same about shit.We also didn't have>bullshit politics being shoved in>bullshit money grubbing bleeding people dry>bullshit DRM fucking with the ability to play the game AS INTENDED (usually...)>a massive infestation of shills, journos, and tourists trying to ragebait and influence any and all talk about games>>723322010yes, you are.now fuck on off.
>>723318105because this industry absolutely deserves it. but truth to be told, we brougth it on ourselves
>>723320972bandana sonic is the descendent of sonic from the cursed sonic boom game.not the ACTUAL sonic
>>723318875I was screaming about everything long before the culture war. When a developer I trust releases a shitty game, it’s a betrayal. I care about this industry/hobby, so when it fails, of course I care. The ultimate normie fallacy is “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. No, you stupid faggot. That’s not how it works. You can’t turn off your ability to care when it’s convenient to you. You either care or you don’t. I care about games so I will praise and bitch when appropriate
What are you currently playing?What ate you looking forward to?Any games that you would like to see updated gor more improvements and performance?
Zelda BotW + BananzaKirby + Yoshi + RDR2Cyberpunk needs tweaking for better performance during gun fights. And they still need to bring the rest of the planned Gamecube games to the Classics service.
I can't stop playing Dragon Quest XI S. ZA looks like hot dogshit. I'm waiting for DQ 1&2 on Switch 1 since 2 editions are on key cards. FF Tactics having a Switch 2 edition with a Swirch 1 game card is nice.
>What are you currently playing?I bought a Switch 2 with MK World and I'm waiting for a Samsung microsd express card to be delivered, but I am not using it until November or Holidays, currently rocking my Switch 1, I'm playing Shantae and the Seven Sirens and Brotato.>What are you looking forward to?Not too much stuff, only MP4, Kirby Raiders and maybe Age of Imprisonment. Still need to pick up Bonanza.>Any games that you would like to see updated for more improvements and performance?Would like to see the DOOM and Wolfenstein games getting updated also mouse controls, also Xenoblade Chronicles games too. Also Chrono Cross Radical Dreamers should get updated too.
>>723319385>What are you currently playing?Yooka Replaylee & Donkey Kong Bananza>What are you looking forward to?Air Riders, MP4>Any games that you would like to see updated for more improvements and performance?Crash 4 & Spyro Reignited ports
>>723321906Chrono Cross is still unplayable on Switch 2. As in you can't boot up the game last I checked.
>his most played games on steam are paradox map painters
what would you do if a female tried to shame your hobby
>>723320321>talk about NTRWhat's your "point of no return" in NTR stories? Kissing?
>>723321975Her kissing the bull is fine by me, just physical affection which he's supposed to provide. The point of no return for me is usually when she calls him "sweetie" or "honey" instead of the cuck, since it shows that she's developed genuine romantic affection for the bull.
>>723315798Based
>>723315798>>723318392>>723320321>>723322280>this is a 10/10 show according to chudcelsSeriously?
So in the end how does it compare to Arceus?
>>723306985Cheap af
>>723306985So far the bosses are the only fun thing since you actually have to dodge. Sadly it becomes repetitive. Battles are easy af that you might as well be playing PoE or Diablo 4 just mindlessly pressing buttons to see things explode.They really miss the mark with this one, not even my nostalgia is making me want to continue playing.
Combat is worse, the wild zones are fucking awful, worse customization options for males, less to explore, worse catch/encounter mechanics, big step down I’d say. I know the B team made it but GF really missed every reason people liked the first legends game
>>723306985Keeps crashing on my Retroid so it's shit and I'm leaving a negative review
>>723306985pokemon games do not translate well at all into 3d
This is what the Japanese think a looks like
>>723320068>Gorgonzola from Chowder as being inspired by that.I'm actually retarded for never noticing that
>>723321482>There will never be a game where you have an entourage of kobolds, dogbolds, extremely horny shortstack goblin girls, and various other mini monsters to fight at your sideive had this exact premise in my head for awhile now. If I ever got up off my ass to make it it would be a combination of yokai watch and classic wisardry dungeon crawling
>>723321756Should lizard bolds have tits?
>>723318486Man, I wish kobolds and dragons weren't as flanderized by modern scalies.
>>723318757The proper term for this condition is "fucking retard".
Do we really need higher poly than this?
>>723322210black PSX magic
>>723283814You're just posting the game you played as a kidYou think it looks good because of nostalgia, meanwhile Vagrant Story actually looks good regardless of nostalgiaLearn the difference
>>723322210isn't that just a lightmap?
everyone posts old websites, store pics, etchow about old micro sites
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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY EditionLast Thread: >>723222646Tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szoluCoZmBg>What is this?An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games for a full month, from September 15 through October 15. The last day is fast approaching, peak your mics now or forever hold your peace!!>How do I contribute?Write something and post it in thread! Or look in the thread or Spreadsheet for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too! And you can even make videos for the songs that are already made! You can also time lyrics to help get the stream and download files ready sooner!>Song Spreadsheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_8lhM5GUz1GhUNhFfcyavaBWmuq_p54Ui-kGpFLKh0>Songs that are already donehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16rgydhRgtfhrkW3lQwLSyjuS5INyFnd5hVvWx31JW00Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
It's time, anon, the world will never be more readyDrop "Cunny, Uoh!"
>>723306470Are you doing the stream or whatever?
>>723287368>>723320645Here's my attempt, again just the first two verses and two pre choruses:Raw: https://krakenfiles.com/view/L1QHKWBnjc/file.htmlWith Instrumental: https://krakenfiles.com/view/GSuWKRDhYl/file.htmlHoping Baka three comes around.
>>723321362>VisitI'd make vocals a bit quieter, too loud imo
Bastards this bird brain song is stuck in my head I can’t stop listening to a song I didn’t know existed before
Starship Troopers taught me that insects are monstrous aberrations against nature and God. So why the hell would you spare the queen of a genocidal race of insects who can control minds and whos species almost destroyed all life in the galaxy?
This takes place in a universe where there are giant robot squid aliens that destroy all life in the Milky Way galaxy over and over again. Those same robot aliens also caused the Rachni wars
>an ancient evil awakens>but it promises that its not like the other ancient evils and will be good this time>just let it out of containment and it will be good, promise
>>723320884It's simply not Starship Troopers.
>>723320884Because they are the very ichor of Democracy itself.
How would you reboot Duke Nukem for the modern audience?
>>723321285>then make the game actually good and funny
Reminder that Duke Nukem is a 2D jump&shoot series and the 3D slop are just shitty spinoffs overhyped by fps normalfag grandpas.
>>723317763Just give Duke a send-off with something between the originals and DN3D. But we probably won't get that as long as Randy holds the IP hostage.
>>723317763Honestly just ripoff Doom 2016. Duke was captured, aliens took over Earth and now he's back. Difference is it should take on a more comedic role.>Duke escapes capture while naked>First thing he focuses on is getting his sunglasses back rather than his clothesPart of what never quite worked for me about Duke isn't so much the character as much as the world, more obviously with DNF, they feel like they don't want Duke to be part of the joke. Duke will just say his quips and everyone laughs like yes men, or like OPs image he's so feared he makes Hitler kill himself as soon as he sees him. It's just too much. The whole loose canon, plays by his own rules, 80's action hero archetype only really works when the world isn't encouraging them.Or just do Demolition Man. That writes itself with Duke. Or if they're desperate, Expandables.
>>723322262>Part of what never quite worked for me about Duke isn't so much the character as much as the world, more obviously with DNF, they feel like they don't want Duke to be part of the joke. Duke will just say his quips and everyone laughs like yes men, or like OPs image he's so feared he makes Hitler kill himself as soon as he sees him. It's just too much. The whole loose canon, plays by his own rules, 80's action hero archetype only really works when the world isn't encouraging them.The only real solution there is just not reuse an existing brand and hope people care about "generic 80s action hero" when it's not attached to a brand.