why didn't they do this instead of porting U alone?
>>727504192because they are jews?
>>727504192What's the point when U is already the best one?
>>727504984This. You don't need four aesthetically and mechanically identical games. NSMBU is easily the best one anyway, and I skipped it on Wii U because of franchise fatigue.
It would not have impacted sales at all even a little
>>727504985Nintendo is the most greedy company in the gaming industry, what did you expect from a company that rehashed Tropical Freeze, not merely at full price, but $10 more expensive?>Tropical Freeze (Wii U, 2014): $50>Tropical Freeze (Switch, 2018): Funky $60Unironically Nintendo is a stereotypical Jew in the form of a corporation. It's hilarious how badly Nintendo rapes tendie ass.Unlike the average tendie (who are so autistic, far more than snoys and xbots combined, that I presume the average n-drone is 12 years old) I remember a different time when Nintendo didn't rape its fans' asses at every single opportunity.
How come there's not a single good Adventure Time game?They made like 2 decent-ish a link to the past clones back in the day (explore the dungeon and nameless kingdom) and then just gave up trying and started making random licensed slop like a detective game for toddlers on a 3ds, and a jrpg for 3 year olds by the time most of the audience who started watching the show in 2010 already grew up and was getting jobs. Like what? And at the height of the show's popularity during its final season?And then just nothing?Just... why?
>>727506316I'm an ESL, however, even I could notice that.>I did say thatIt sounds off
>>727507157>It sounds offYeah, because you're an ESL. Kek.There's nothing wrong with it.
>>727506131the line is what makes it sex
I love him so much bros, he deserved the world.
DDR5 OR DDR4, it doesn't matter.It will be the last stick you will ever own.
>>727485591You can't fool me that easy
>>727495504>>computer I built at the beginning of the year is only appreciating in valuethis shit must be unprecedentedeven consoles started going up in price too, the fuck
>>727485591Not really, once the bubble bursts in 1-3 years time we'll be getting affordable ram again
I used to hate AI til I discovered I could generate 4k cute and funny nude pics in under 60 seconds on my ancient 3000 series card. There’s nothing wrong with AI, you just feel powerless about the inevitable jewish billionaires takeover of the world that you lash out at some harmless binary algorithm
Im now a little nervous my shit could break ngl. Bought a new pc last summer where I picked the parts and had it put together and I suspect they mightve overclocked some parts which seems like kind of a waste aswell bc I pretty much only browse a little, watch movies and play older games. Idk anything about tweaking and OCing shit and basically just let it be if it works. Should I be concerned about potentially reduced life expectancy of RAM and GPU if they are overclocked?
what games do babies play?
>>727506376boobies
Why are babies so fucking ugly
>>727506376Halo: Combat Evolved
>>727506376they post on /v/
>>727508316no we dont
We donated money to BLM and now we need to sell 200k copies to survive.Please don't pirate our game and buy a copy for yourself and all your friends.
>>727503926
Yach Club Games is bleeding dry because they have offices in Los Angeles and play their employees monthly Californian salaries. >>727503926That is probably like their weekly expenses while existing in LA. They would have gone under long ago if Shovel Knight did not print so lich money back in the day, but that well is dry.
What's the deal with tards immediately moving to California the second they get money? WHAT WERE THEY THININK
>>727503926So is racism over now or do I have to give them more money?
>>727502587>you don't play as weird fish creatures, the fight screen is just dumb :/
Samus posting will continue untill morale improves.
>>727504212Prime 2 was tremendously atmospheric and decently challenging.
>>727505616>atmosphericIf I hear this nothing fucking term again
>>727476496>untill morale improvesreddit meme
>>727505730Isn't it from Egypt?
I like the snake shipp better but i havent played halo, maybe i would like this shipp more if i had
I have E33 fatigue.
>>727490248this 4chan meta fucking sucks
>>727478860I have a AAA industry plant pretending to be an indie game fatigue
>>727485539Yeh these lil niggas think they run the industry now because they had one mid game.Like settle down lil bro, I don't even think mocap is good or necessary for videogames
How many of these journalist circlejerk awards are entirely for the shit that ruined gaming? More than half I'm sure.
PC gaming is dead
I bought a midrange PC this year but now I'm wondering if I should just max it out before things get out of hand.
>>727493095ok, good to know
Poorfag cope thread
>>727507749>Eskimos built houses for $0 in one day, and paid $0 for housing for the rest of their life.Yeah and they lived in a snow huts and ate frozen deer meat for their entire life. Is that the life you want?
>>727508134Wow, it's almost like I deliberately chose the harshest environment with little resources to prove that land-rent is a systematic CHOICE.Building free housing for everyone would be trivial, capitalism chooses not to, they instead chose to make housing a financial instrument they lend against as collateral and watch appreciate.
what do we think about the game awards jury?there is a full list?
>>727507392>20 years of war>achieve nothing>somehow call it a victory
>>727488095I despise brazil, but it is really wei4d the amount of butthurt it causes anytime is mentioned, specially from amerimutts
>>727507817fatherless
>>727507392Holy copeYou left because you lost you retardYou wasted ridiculous amounts of resources and didn't achieve any of your selfish objectives other than killing millions of people and making everyone even more pissed off at you
Unfortunately I cannot buy it on launch day, it's been in development too long. I need some useful idiots to go play it first and confirm it's not just some trash that got rushed out to recoup a failed investment or something. Or that they made all the terminator robots transgender. You know, that sort of thing.I'll wait around here for you guys to tell me how the game is.
transcribeDo you love blur filter and dated weeb shovelware?Have we got a console for you!
>>727486819>transcribe
>>727507646He looks like a troon when in color.
>>727486819Consoles are fucking trash, and that generation was no different. While gaming was being revolutionized on PC, there were still retards playing that kind of shit, deliberately holding themselves back and being stuck with console games made for kids and retards.
>>727486819I dunno about you, but I love playing all those weird experimental weeb shit back then. we can't even get mr. mosquito or roommania nowadays
>>727501897I think it's ai slop gibberish. I tried finding the source and got a different poll https://retrododo.com/52-000-retro-gamers-voted-and-chose-the-best-retro-console-of-all-time/
man, this was fucking garbage
>>727505248>>What did this series do for us again?Sold 6 million copies on Switch so it probably got a decent amount of kids to get a Switch.
>>727505307Sora is based, he’s still making /v/ seethe many years after
>>727492764NOOOOO I WANTED GOKU, DOOMGUY AND SANS UNDERTALE
>>727492764Let me guess, you wanted Cranky Kong, Funky Kong, Chunky Kong, Candy Kong, a goomba and Toad instead?
'zuya is based
>ruins your metroid prime game
>>727477309>this "person" sneaks up and corrupts you're favorite game serieswdyd
>>727507192I think if most of us had it our way these "people" wouldn't even be in our society to begin with.
>>727506096I am a long time Metroid Fan who Loves the direction that Retro is taking with the series. Hopefully they expand on the hub area in Prime 5 and have a larger cast of characters with you on levels.
>>727477309She could have been a trad cutie with long hair but no,uncle had to sexualy abuse his little niece
>>727484215As goes California, so goes the nation!
>new transformation turns character femaleWhat the fuck was GameFreak thinking?
>>727502921FIPPY BIPPY
>>727508342Seething Pokefag.Go to your designated Claude thread and watch paint dry with the other homosexuals.
>>727508351https://e621.net/posts/2231830>ambiguous genderclearly male coded
>>727508431thanks for proving me right mongoloid lmao
>>727508431>not calling him a schizo for fighting imaginary enemies>confirms he is a palniggerfuck...
2 days ago cubies were saying metroon is better than halo? what happened?
>>727507313Prime slop aren't even real games, they're faggy 'atmospheric' batman room scanning simulator divided by sections of dogshit first person platforming
>>727507313same with kirby air riders. all shitcube games are bad
>>727507313In any case, this proves that Metroid is better, because Prime 4 is bad because it has Halo developers.
Crossover of the century is finally here
>>727475056This is sex, but no one cares.
>>727506856I care, but I don't have her so all I feel is rage.
>>727507405>have plat>don't have dark or mamaAt least Plat is still good, right?
>>727507682>At least Plat is still good, right?>the only speed 6 bomber>remote dig bomb>throwable bomb for fucking up defence>her unstoppable big bomb is a big FUCK YOU to the enemy blocker >also instantly clears 8x3 blocks in front of herOne of the best IMO. Tier S
I will become Japanese. Nothing can stop me.
>>727505641I know you think the flash hair colours make it LARPing, but most anime is still ultimately about Japanese high school or Japanese takes on fantasy
>>727480225>Occasionally, countries (including Japan) have adopted a policy of total isolation, but that never lasts.You realize that didn't last because of Americans and not because actual socio-economic reasons, right
>>727505858If it wasn't Americans it would have eventually been someone else. Also, America wasn't alone in the venture, they had help from other countries. You have to realize no matter how badly you want to be, you aren't alone on this planet. This place is crowded and eventually you will have to deal with the rest of the world. That was true back then and it's much worse now that nukes exist. Japan should have been thankful they got that relatively gentle wake-up call, the boats arrived not to conquer but just to trade. It could have been much worse.
>>727505858>Lacking the means, resources and numbers to keep yourself isolated is not a socioeconomic issue actually Wot
>>727489189It would be extremly painful
I wish there were games that copied dragons dogma combat system
>>727507642because the game fucking sucks and bombedwhy would anybody try to copy it
Path of Exile
>>727494963>>20 years since the release of Shadow of the Colossus >>only games to attempt real time grabbing and climbing onto colossal bosses are Dragon's Dogma, that indie game that fell flat on its ass and Monster Hunter (kinda) And none of those made it actually fun
>>727507694Shut up faggot retard
What's the most "fuck you" ending you got in a video game?
>>727505138>putting your hand anywhere near it while it's spazzing out
>>727494223"Nah"
firewatch
>>727496394>>727497115lil zoomzoom's don't get that the satisfaction of beating older games (usually) didn't come from seeing a shitty splash screen saying "now go and rest our heroes" but from the thrill of beating the final boss itselfthat isn't to say it couldn't still be unsatisfying in its own way, if the final stage or boss was poorly designed or more tedious than challenging, but a game can be a letdown in one category while still ultimately being satisfying because it accomplished the other. just off the top of my head I recall the final boss(es) of one of the yakuza games feeling like a bit of a slog due to being just a nonstop marathon of not-especially-hard challenges (that ended with an instant-fail QTE that made me redo the entire thing) but I stuck through it because the actual story tied everything up really well.
Blue Prince
>brown>short hair>nose ring>masculine lookingI don't see the appeal.
>i dont see the appealbut you just explained it?
>>727507365>>nose ringRuins it for me.
>>727507365I want to fix her, unironically.
>>727507365Her only negative trait is smoker
>>727507365It appeals to brown homosexuals
