>skyrim is for the nords
>>743831363only if you're a nord. If you're a redguard fighting for independence then it's totally fine and not even debated by anyone whatsoever. Nords are literally the most generous race in the series. They took in dunmer refugees when their farm tools rose up against them. They even literally gave them solstheim. >and if he gets what he wants he's going to drive Skyrim into the ground because there are only so many problems that can be solved with "kill non-Nords".when has he ever said that? Wanting self-rule of your own kingdom does not mean wanting to kill every last m*r
>>743831785kek, I'm going to chalk this up to lazy writing/programming. After stormcloak victory, they get rid of the thalmor agents in markarth and there's no longer any thalmor patrols in western skyrim. Bethesda probably kept the thalmor embassy inexplicably operational because Emil is a hack and didn't want to write an alternate scenario for that part of the main quest in the condition that the player already completed the civil war.
>>743826968Bethesda is well aware of the memes. TES VI is going to be an even bigger DEI grab bag than The Odyssey.
>>743831785>>743832178>when Burgerkistan will deport all illegals but doesn't care who funded or bring them to their own soilFunny hats, bro.
>>743832713between the skyrim civil war plotline and the tenpenny tower quest, I have to wonder if Emil is secretly based. Still an absolutely dogshit writer who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near video games.
What the hell is this girl's problem?
loli or hag, flat is justice.miss me with your cowtits shit.
Draphs are only good for one thing
>>743827047She needs a fat old man asshole to tonguebath
Look how this thread gonna be protected hard and goes unmoderated when the poor loliflatfag their pragmata threads and nanako threads etc get smited
/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday>consoletan.booru.org>consoletans.neocities.org/>flockmod.com/r/thebreakroom
>>743826775a thread about cute console girls doing cute things
>>743827073>girls
She out-Puyo Puyo'd chigyu man. He's living on the streets while she is living large.
I wish i was good at puyo
>>743824754Puyo Puyo>she is living large
I miss the energy Compile Arle had, Sega's Arle feels tame in comparation
>>743824754I want to have bed breaking sex with my boywife Ecolo
>>743830480Once I figure out tailing a bit better ill have 30 sec 10 chains then ill be able to attract a female.
Have you tried woke Persona?
>>743829234I dont know why so many people think that the shit that they did with Louis at the end was out of nowhere.
>>743798670Retarded writers just can't use it right. Not that they could write ANYTHING right anyways.For starters, if you don't know how to not make it political, you might as well not address it and play it as straight as possible, if the fictional society mostly works as intended, and by that I mean just what needs to be shown for the real playable story to flow until its end, then the high diversity and other background details will not need to be addressed and the overall game will not give an "off vibe" since you are confident on what you are writing and clearly not tip-toeing around implied race themes uninmportant to the narrative. People can't help themselves and turn everything into a critique of a system that they could very well write off easily as solved long before the game even started.It's still going to feel weird if a place has not a single noticeable ethnic majority associated with the clearly " overly accurate historical x setting based of X IRL place" yet the population looks like a heavily mixed American continent city. As then it makes no sense that the place looks made by a monoculture yet it allegedly was built on equal-parts by tons of different ones. That can be solved easily too by claiming the ethnic majority sort of dissapeared slowly recently due to demographic change. That's it. One line, apolitical, game can proceed fine, every other question about that is unnecesary now.This is why we have come to the point in which unserious games like Elin feel like they have a more genuine setting than say, Forspoken or Re Fantazio or whatever next TES Bethesda will spew out, if ever. Writers don't even believe what they are writing. Ever wondered why the cartoony disconnected settngs of different Mario games somehow feels more cohesive than Dragon Age Inquisition or Avowed?, What doesn't need to be explained for levels and mechanics needs no higher explanations.
>>743817684>jews get mad when they're called white even though they're the same and vice versa>mexicans get mad when they're called puerto ricans even though they're the same and vice versa>koreans get mad when they're called chinese even though they're the same and vice versa>indians get mad when they're called pakistanis even though they're the same and vice versa>hutus get mad when they're called tutsis even though they're the same and vice versa>etc.Every single group of humans on the planet goes through this exact same intra-tribal politicking and infighting, it doesn't get any more legitimate or any less retarded when it happens between whites.
>>743817736If there is any solace to be found in the jews trying their hardest to exterminate our race via the briwns, it's that if they succeed, there will be only two types of people left: Those that can't tell them apart from whites and kill them just like they did us, and those that know what they are, and hate them even more than we do, and will kill them just like they did us. In becoming "fellow whites" in order to sabotage us from within, the jews have linked their fates to ours, if we go down, we're taking them with us.
>>743824589I played it to completion and can barely remember a thing about it beyond how nothing the characters and dungeons were and how bad the class system was. The dungeons in particular it was obvious they ran out of time and just started mashing shit together>Unreal Engine store cathedral >worm hallway -> shitty sewer level -> mansion that has like 4 rooms in it>half hour stealth sequence>dungeon stolen from a better game>*ERROR DUNGEON NOT FOUND*>final dungeon just reuses all the old gimmicks againAnd put a gun to my head and tell me to explain Strohl and Hulkenberg's relationship or party dynamic and I'd just eat the bullet and they're the main duo behind (You)
Fatso
>>743799568yes. That's literally why I got it.
>>743796836neutral party here, this is what I wanted Kyogre and Lugia fights to be more like
>>743822165>Hangyu+CroajiroYup yup yup, its gaming time
>>743808438I know, I know mogging and all that, but I'm honestly surprised the Pokemon clip even looks as good as it does. That's a marked improvement over Sw/Sh and Sca/Vio.
>>743832582It's just a serious issue with the art direction in pokemon. Nothing has any sense of scale or weight to it. Everything is plasticy and fake. It's not just the mon design, it's the way the humans look, the fact that the world has zero culture beyond "pokemons as every facet of society and culture", the worldbuilding of pokemon has degraded massively since gen3. Not that palworld is flawless either, it's just one is a game made by (quite literally before they got lucky) a small indie team made up of people who didn't even know how to code, vs the largest multimedia company in the world worth umpteen quintillions of zimbabwean dollars.
Star Fox Zero was the God Hand of the 2010s. Reviewers got filtered.
>>743829923No, it's not. I didn't hate it, but I unironically had much more fun with the bundled in tower defense game (Guard) then Zero.
>MY name's TTTRevor!! What's your name?
>>743831407Steve Ogg famous actor
I AM NOT A CARTOON I AM A SERIOUS ACTORIN 2024 I PLAYED JEFF IN 'IT'S FLORIDA MAN'! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE A NO-TALENT!
>>743831407my name is sam
>>743832432>look inside>90% are trevorlike charactersTop keky
>>743832650...Lake? Altman? HYDE?
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>>743831192Kitty Shiki
You guys are joking, right? You wouldn't actually marry Shiki...would you?
>>743829432Free the nipples.
How long do you realistically believe Nintendo will support the Nintendo Switch brand? Their previous Brand the DS lasted from 2004 to 2020 when the 3ds got discontinued which is a 16 year span. The Wii brand lasted from 2006 to 2017 when the WiiU got discontinued which is just 11 years. The Wii brand lasted a lot shorter compared to the DS brand. The Switch brand began back in 2017 and has been around for 9 years now, next year on the brand's 10th anniversary the switch 1will be discontinued but only in Europe. I have a good feeling that this might be Nintendo's longest running brand because switch 2 might last another decade making the Switch brand have a great 20 year ish lifespan unless Nintendo continues with the switch brand and make a switch 3.
>>743830957It'll last as long as people desire handhelds to be 3/4 of a home console. The DS/Wii split existed because the DS offered developers an option to make and release games targeting fidelity from ~2-3 generations before the current home console gen for 2/3 the price. This continued until the Switch, which itself is essentially a slightly unpowered, portable Wii U in terms of power. The Switch 2 is basically a PS4++ more than it is a PS5-- because of its mature DLSS graphical pipeline. The fundamental change here was that Nintendo made a handheld to make games with fidelity standards of about 1 gen earlier, but it can give you the home console experience of earlier gens on the TV, on the go, and it can support current gen ports paired down for the "3/4" target (e.g. Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth and Monster Hunter Wilds). This is only possible because advances in power are getting more incremental and less fundamental, PC has muddied the waters in terms of home gaming, and handheld is the only meaningfully different gaming box you can buy now.
If the rumors are true Switch 2 could be the last console Nintendo is ever going to make...
>>743831629I'd also like them to try something new, but I just don't see an excuse to not make Switches forever; make that their PlayStation. Why would they give up on their most successful business model? Also, there isn't a creative "blue ocean" guy like Iwata in charge anymore, the current CEO is a pure "line go up" guy, under him I doubt they'd ever come up with something crazy like the DS or Wii (or even the Switch which was also Iwata's idea)
>>743832143>>743832268It might actually beat the famicom brand because that brand lasted from 1983 to 2003 when the super famicom in Japan got discontinued which is exactly 20 years.
>>743832275I agree that the Switch should be their mainline from now. The premiere mainstream gaming handheld that sets the bar all other offerings on the market. Do you like your Steam library and want more battery? Companies will use the Switch family as a baseline for features to beat. The Steam Deck exists only because the Switch showed everyone that handheld meaningfully exists with phone gaming and gachas. People forget that after the 3DS and Vita, market execs and people alike thought that FGO and Azur were going to destroy handhelds forever.
what's your favorite video game ship?
"Boba Fett's ship"
>>743805307Please for the love of god read a book
>>743830563reading is gay.
>>743828108Yes
>>743809227The triggered lower-IQ timmy got his feelings hurt kek.
Name an awful DOS game, I'm starting an Angry DOS gamer channel.
PLBM games
>>743800497Ross already did it.
>>743816718The bad ones on DOS were ports, rather than being developed primarily for DOS.
>>743830610He's incapable of real anger.
>>743800497Warsim is a procgen medieval fantasy Risk-like that runs in a command prompt, which basically counts right. Anyway it's bad because there are only dudes. Idk how the dev can treat his own little computer guys so poorly. If the game I was in had zero women until year 20 of development, I'd be pissed. Like where did I even come from, how are we going to secure this marriage alliance, for whom am I dying on the killing fields, why am I even alive. But I think it will be pretty good as soon as the dev invents hot ASCII babes, so you should hurry and play it before then.
>play UnReal World>so far everything went fine, surviving winter, doing quests>run into bandits>try to run away>despite having skis, good skill and running they catch up anyway>beat my ass, take my skis, all tools, fur boots>now have to spend rest of winter trying to get basic tools and treating bad wounds while freezingThis is such bullshit, they should've been stuck in deep snow
>>743830983Lmao you fucking bitch faggot
LLM support and rape shacks for Unreal World WHEN?
what the fuck
What went wrong? I thought this was supposed to save ninja gaiden series
>>743831696That is a DEMAKE of Smegma 2, can't get worse than that.
>>743832001Give me TLDR
>>743831696Better than Sigma 2, worse than OG NG2, I would consider it a sidegrade.
>>743832162Ignore that retard. NG2 Black was built off Sigma 2 and fixes most of its issues. Namely>Adds gore back in>Adds the weapon upgrade system back in>Removes the dumb statue bosses>Adds a few more enemies in some encounters (but not as many as vanilla 2)It's a decent version of NG2 but 2 will just never have a perfect version really. Vanilla 2 is unfinished and plays like dogshit on mentor and above, sigma 2 is dogshit, and 2 black doesn't have enough enemies.
>>743832365>Vanilla 2 is unfinished and plays like dogshit on mentor and aboveCare to elaborate why it does play like shit on mentor+ difficulties?
which game did open world better?
>ITT: people comparing apples and oranges
>>743793191Elden Ring. Zelda's open world would be better if it actually felt rewarding to explore places. At least in ER you get some equipment that may more may not be useful for a build you're going for. I say this, but I also don't think Elden Ring's open world is the greatest either.My personal preference for exploration in an Open World game is Xenoblade X. Nothing beats the moment of going from walking around on foot for hours, to being in a mech, and then eventually flying all over with those mechs. Gives everything a real sense of scale that I feel most open world games, like Zelda and Elden Ring, fail to actually do.
>>743829037Based and truthpilled.
>>743793191Neither, they're both equally trash.
>>743793191Neither, they both suck ass in terms of open world quality.No cities, no interesting places to explore, etc.
>“Some people might say there are a lot of remakes, but after five years, a lot of people have outgrown games and stop playing them. Young people today don’t have the opportunity to play games from 10 years ago, so remaking them to be more playable and releasing them again is a good way to meet the demand. Letting people know the original games also leads to future developments, so we’ve been actively pursuing that recently.”
>>743831856Using canned terms because you can’t expound upon your own statements is embarassing.
>>743820408He is right but most people on /v/ is past their 30s so they think remakes are being done all the time when they should just stop playing games, marry and have children already
>>743822230Unless they're free, they're overpriced.
>>743831856you’re dumber than you look if you think I take anything posted here seriously. maybe I’m just half heartedly engaging with a shitty thread because that’s how I enjoy passing my time
>>743831481>Nintendo thread>"DON'T TALK ABOUT NINTENDO"Meds
What if Ganondorf and Link were friends (and Ganon wasn't an antagonist), and the next Legend of Zelda game had two protagonists, Ganondorf and Link?
>>743829240Yes I agree.
>>743829487kek
>>743813250>Absolute Zelda
>>743829240/thread>>743829487>
>>743823751???
Dude, where are my Rome games?
>>743823973Gladius was so fun, used to play it co-op with my buddy on his Gamecube
>>743820878just want a game that's a freeroaming rpg set in the city of rome with modern day technology oh my fuck you useless retards
But what of good Lucullus?
>>743823973I keep forgetting to buy Expeditions Rome when it's on sale
>>743832270CHADhan
Tonight's the Matis / Syuen flashback event.