What does becoming a Heretic offer me besides a Chaos Marine as a companion?
>>735550475>super hidden jews
>>735550475Haven't you heard, bro? Tyrnadis are a racist dogwhistle for jews, according to jews
>>735545442The Word Bearers are so cool, so underrated.
>>735543076There's only one other Chaos secret companion?
>>735583783They're the Jehovah's Witnesses of chaos.
What are zome actual good, non gacha nor mtx heavy mobile games?
>>735579892Have you tried to play Jetpack Joyride recently?
Try nethersx2 and dolphin for ps2 and GameCube emulation.
>>735578945Alien : BlackoutCanon continuation of Alien Isolation.
>>735578945https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.DMAP.Ting_WD
>>735585183If you're going to count ports of PC games, you can start listing actual good games like Baba is You and Slay the Spire.
>turn 30>can't game for more than 2 hours at a timeIt's over
go blogpost on facebook grandpa, this is the vidya board
>>735582759Unc is finished pack it up
>>735582759>turn 29>get diagnosed with depression>can't game for more than half an hour at a timeIt's never been more over.
>>735585469You know there’s this cool medicine for depression? It’s vitamin D, good nutrition and regular exercise. It’s a cure all.
Due to things going on in America, I am really feeling like punching some nazis. What videogames allow me to punch nazis (or generally kill nazis)?Wolfenstein is a given.
>>735583480stfu
>>735583480the new indiana jones game is one. I heard some mixed feedback about it though.
>>735583601New Indiana Jones is in Italy, you don't fight nazis in it, you fight whatever-the-Italians-were-back-then.
Fascism is not what is happening when you deport a child rapist with 18 prior convictions.
>How is it you're a woman, lad?>I'm a Female to Male trans. I was born in the wrong body. My deadname is Mary Read. Your bigotry is showing, Edward.Who's hyped for AC Black Flag remake?
>>735574496>that's some proper shite, lass>IT'S LAD!!!
>>735574496>play black flag>see Mary >confused why everyone’s calling them a guy >”I guess it’s a guy?”>”revealed” it’s a chick
>>735574496>Amerilard zoomers don't know who Anne Bonny and Mary Read are.>Suddenly, their existence becomes 'woke' and 'politics', because American 'education' isn't real >/pol/cels have to make up stories in their own head about how Mary was trans to get made at remakes that don't exist.It's all so tiresome.
>>735574496>My deadname isIs he on a Discord server?
>>735579983I knew who they were from Black Sails actually.Also kinda related, when I was looking up a bunch of historical pirates form that show I found it interesting how the vast majority had a career of 1-3 years. Like you'd think Blackbeard was operating for at least a decade with what a reputation he has, but no 2 years. Piracy was hard.
I will now play your game.
>>735585007>hand modeled off course, none of that lazy "scale up breast bone"A connisseur I see.
>>735584790Amerikinis are not very subtle.
boobslop
Do straight men have a personality beyond their sexuality?
>>735585313Yes, I'm also a political extremist.
Stop making me get on the Magellan and watch cutscenes about useless or conniving women. I just want to haul cargo.
>>735560995This post is so shit it should be on "Shitposts with Norman Reedus"
>>735550858Is this the power of Strands?
>>735536343What is with Kojima and this book? It's been like 15 years since development of MGSV started and he's still fixating on it.
>>735583568>What is with Kojima and this book?It's a very "visually striking" book, invokes powerful imagery in your head. It's an american classic for a reason, very epic and beautifully written. It makes sense why Kojima loves it since he's a very "big feels" guy it also carries his flair for autistically in-depth descriptions where you're probably gonna really bore a large chunk of the audience
>>735584130>spoilerI enjoy both Kojima and Melville, so this checks out.
Why isn’t Dragon Quest as popular as Final Fantasy?
>>735584332
>>735584332>someone was mad enough to write all thislol>>735584612>someone was mad enough to write all thislol
>>735584209holy... would break my dick off inside that slampig
>>735584209Because FF is just better overall, outside of Japan nobody finds the bland samey DQ brand endearing.
>>735585426The real answer is bad localization raped DQ to death outside of Japan.
Did Metroid Prime 4 flop?
>>735584625>new Metroid game>it's a hallwayThat simple
>>735584625For what it cost in terms of time and money? Immensely. Almost certainly forced Tanabe into early "retirement"
Meanwhile I've played SM to death. I can speedrun it under an hour or two, know all sorts of tricks to sequence breaks, have played a dozen full conversion mods, and can clear randomizers (room shufflers and AP) no problem
>>735584625none bought it for Switch 1
>>735584625Yes. And it deserved to. Garbage game. Worst final boss and ending I've ever experienced in a game and it completely ruins it.
Realistically, how worse can things get? I feel like we're at the bottom of the barrel and the only way left is upwards.
The AAA industry will probably completely collapse in the next 5 years or so, and it's the best thing that could happen. Too many studios have sunk millions of dollars into their own off-brand DEI hero shooters that they're too deep in development of to cancel. Since zoomies/alphas don't buy singleplayer games either, studios like NaughtyDog and Guerilla Games will probably go under as well. Games will have to stop relying on meme tech to sell and will have to actually be good again, meaning indies will survive while bloated AAA companies will flounder.
>>735579573I think gaming as we know it will disappear in the not too distant future.
>>735579573>I feel like we're at the bottom of the barrel and the only way left is upwards.The bottom of the barrel can be removed and then a hole can be dug under the barrel.Things can and will get much worse.
>>735584768>>>/vrpg/3869480
>>735585240actually hmm that isn't the thread and I can't seem to find it. maybe it was deleted for some reason.look up the name "roe adams".
>Hello, anon, what strange and inane problem may I solve for you today?
time for me to bump... again
talk about having sex with ENA again. don't let the thread die.
>>735582048He used to do very cringy animations back in the day and I'm pretty sure he deleted everything about it
Why are zoomers such homos?
>>735579216I don't know but I desperately want to find out.
>>735578430
>>735578430D KDonkey Kong
>>735578430Xenoblade Warriorsthink about it
>>735578430 Anyone got that hypothetical Mario game image? Also anyone going to play Dancing Warriors 3 remastered or redone on a switch or switch 2 besides me who is OP?
>>735578430Dreamland Warrriors of course.
I don't get this game. What's the eventual payoff where it gets fun?
>>735577458If you didn't enjoy fighting the first mon then it's over for you. You don't get it.
>>735577458dunno, keep posting here for 20 more years and you might find out
>>735583719SnS
>>735580851>rampagesThey make you play what, 2 of them? one of the village quest line and one for the hubthey suck but they are over before they can even become repetitiveUnless you were grinding those weird custom weapons but in that case what were you even doing
>>735584160>have to do 50 of them for an achievement
>smoking deals damage
my lungs are augmented
>>735584667based aqualung enjoyer
This series used to be so powerful it had the ability to shape culture and now it's statistically "Unc gaming".
>This series used to be so powerful it had the ability to shape culture
>>735574649Reminder Sony killed the value of FF7 with their exclusivity bullshit LOL
>>735574649it was just too expensive to produce, that was it's biggest issuesony censorship didn't help
>>735574649Yeah because they make one game per generation.
>>735575094You can wait as much as you can. This changes nothing. The core problem of the Remake trilogy is the total lack of consideration of what made the original FF7 mix (story-soundtrack etc.) so good. They missed it almost completely. They have made these games just to capitalize on the fans.. just for easy money...
I'm still fucking mad about the sequelThat craving for something that evoques the same feeling as VtMB will never be satedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLKKc3gxk20
>>735584076yeah I guess you're rightI'll just mess around with the visuals then
>>735583778I knew it was gonna suck from the very first moment they announced it. I don't know how anyone got their hopes up.
>>735584267I was expecting at least an actual RPG, but they couldn't even bother with that
>>735584573They could bother with it, and tried, it just failed and had to be rebooted.
>>735583778You could always play the actual TTRPG but that would require you to be social for once in your sad life
>finally makes a canon appearance after nearly 30 years of hype>jobs to Leon like a bitch because he's just a high level goon at the end of the dayfunniest KWAB of all time
The fight was very Reptile from Mortal Kombat movie. Guy just shows up has a cool fight and dies.
JUNK
>>735582063Unfortunately no one can survive being in the same room as writing room wanked Leon
>>735582907hes not junk! hes just old and sick
It's such a gross mod. 27 new horrible NPCs including the worst mary sues, trans characters and fetish characters? And it even modifies the personalities of the base game characters to fit whatever fanfiction the loser mod dev believes in
only mods you need are starfur, xtardew, and the jas mod.
>>735584771Anything LGBTQ++-18 is fucking cancer.I want the internet to die.
>>735585082Why are all straight men pedos?
I'm a Chuckster!
>>735584265>PeopleA billion Americans could have died and not a single person would have been killed.
>>735584176Funnier than every single post in the "funny" threads
Reminds me of that tragedy
BLUH HEEBLEEBLAEIUH HEEBLEEBLUH
>>735584176Every day for 25 years jews be like>Remember how much you're supposed to HATE muslims!>pleeeease join us
Which vidya franchise does this apply to?
>>735582065Sure, but there is a big gap between Kirin's "we wanted this mythical creature in our game" to the absolute insanity of Frontier's spikes-on-spikes orbiting fireballs MMO designs.
>>735577261>No offense, but I think 2016 started being shit with all the "le Doom SLAYAH doesn't care!"It was fine for the game, it was a tolerable joke. It was a nice spit in the face of lorefaggotry that fit the time it came out because that shit was everywhere. In games. In movies. In shows. Everything needed to be some deep-dive loreshit.But when they doubled down on it in Eternal it stopped being a joke and became a characterization.
>>735581284No, the problem with Ratchet and Clank isn't lore, it's Pixarfication.The lombax loreshit wouldn't be an issue if Ratchet was still a smug shittalker instead of a fucking boyscout.
>>735572210PokemonI want to travel around !not Japan with my monster buddies and see if I'm a bad enough dude to take on the Elite 4. That's it. I don't need Pokegods or time travel or some save the world from being dominated by Saturday morning cartoon villains plot.I almost wrote Danganronpa, but that franchise is the opposite of what the OP twitter post is saying.
>>735578357>>735577850>The FIRST monster hunter had a full subplot about fatalis being a world ending catastrophe that comes to take vengeance on humanity foretold by prophecy and told to you by NPCs. That shit was always there. Capcom's storytelling simply got stupider and more obnoxious.
