The Last of Us was the first “dadslop” game, but everyone loves it
>>738074091>everyone loves itWomen don't say it out loud, but they self insert as the girl and imagine fucking the father figure. This is why father/daughter dynamic is more common than father/son. How many women gave a fuck about Nu God of War? Comparatively very few.
>>738107528Thats not really true. What is true is that a lot of fathers want to fuck their daughters. The abuse stats are nuts, it’s almost always the dad
>>738075162girl refuses to be with me even though we have sex all the time and she admitted it was better than with a girl. I think she's just being stubborn with her conservative mom who wanted her to be straight and break up with her gf during highschool/college. She rather die rather than letting her mom say "I told you so".
The older my niece gets the more she starts looking like Ellie. What’s especially awkward about this is the fact that I was dumb enough to get an Ellie portrait tattooed on my arm when tlou 1 came out, and now it looks like it’s a tattoo of my niece.
>>738107908that's kinda sweet
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3562120/Magical_Princess So this child raising game is technically the sequel of the board games.>Queen Cornelia (real name is Cornet) was the bakery apprentice who sabotage her fellow apprentices to the top.>Ran her own bakery and committed oven thefts on rival and not paying wages.>Workers rebelled against her but she suppressed them with overwhelming magic power.>Got filthy rich from expanding her business including criminal rings and eventually establish self-proclaimed monarchy.>Hoarding tax money from both upright citizens and criminals in her personal coffer.>Got a beef with Rice empire and strike first once they declare war with no warning and claimed that it's the preemptive self-defense.>Evil witch was destroying her kingdom so she "borrow" the Divine Power permanently.>Using the stolen Divine Power to establishing New World Order with Potato, Noodle, and Bean nations to shit on Rice empire.>In Magical Princess, shady businesses are common practices and the parents have no problem with their child staying in the grey area.Should I really let my daughter grow up in this kingdom?
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>>738108170no
Looking back, did it deserve it?
>massively scaled down ports that make you wonder why they bothered>coasting off Wii U ports>shittiest Pokemon games ever that cut content on purpose and still sell better than the last>yakuza man only an interim presidentNo. But at least it had a decent launch year.
>>738098542It has already beaten it. Sony had to lie and revise their numbers to stay ahead but Switch will beat that new figure too
>>738097708Sony was still selling PS2 in South America and in Africa/India back in 2012. So make sense. Hell, the last PS2 game is a 2014 FIFA game.
>>738097515Any pc handheld is miles above Nintenbro switch 1.1
>>738108028>PC HandheldLel. Why would you buy an overprice game PC that you will use at home only 99% of the time? Unless you are a student or travel for work literally every week, it serve no purpose. I work at Airport Security. I see Switches every single day. Multiple dozens. I almost never see a Steam Deck. I think I see the Meta Googles more than the Steam Deck.
Would you let this mesugaki into your guild?
>>738104804>Has handlebarsYes.
I would let it stage my next, if you get what I mean.
why is she trans colors
MSGK is my favorite EO class.
>>738104804I'm enjoying my time with untold but boy you sure do spend very little time looking at the actual environments. They arent bad don't get me wrong but the constant repeating tiles set is grating. Wish there was more interaction with the environment outside of map making. Does this get better in the other games?
>just get the ayn thor, bro. it will replace all nintendo consol-ACK?!modded switch 1 won.
>>738104479paying someone to install a modchip is the safest and easiest way tbqh. paper clip bs straight up sucks and doesn't work for all switch consoles.
>>738104072why use a video saying its worth the price and he doesnt regret buying it to say the switch won tho
>>738104610switch is cheaper.
I have 0 plans to get this thing, or any handheld computer/console replacement for that matter, but I wouldn't trust a statement like that for shit unless I could confirm this reviewer isn't a nintendo fan. You could have something objectively better than the switch in every single way and a nintendo fan would still say it's bad and "missing the soul" or some other bullshit like that.
>>738106389it's just bad, bro. it's not that deep.
All the gacha games are becoming so expensive and predatory now.
>>738103482Sounds like you just enjoy games with repetitive, tedious tasks. You can find plenty of those without enabling predatory garbage.
>>738076783Did you somehow come from the good time line or something?
>now
>>738091825play a gacha that lets you cheat premium currency with memory manipulation
>>738076783Retards who pay for any dlc/mtx should get their rights to withhold money revoked.
I have an hitch to play a city builderI feel like I'm done with Skylines 1 (just the base game, no add-ons or mods) is Skylines 2 worth? Or should I upgrade 1?any another city builder to consider?
what the fuck do you need to admit simcity 2013 is the best city builder ever made?stop giving money to this shit of city skyline it will never have 1% of maxis skillsthe only other city builder I look forward is maybe https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828020/Citystate_Metropolis/ because of the tropical feel but on gameplay side I think a pixel art game would do a better job as a city buildercity builder devs just are not able to understand what make a good game
People are screaming about this swimsuit girl on twitter, is this a good design? Who even is this girl?
>>738093032she's an AI in a virtual world created by an alien artifact on the moon
>>738099858pensis_x is the artist in question.
>>738103136speak for yourself I wouldn't doubt it twice
>>738092091>>738090579who careswhen you acknowledge they exist, you give them power.
>>738090579I thought Elon buying out twitter filtered the normalfags. Why are they still there?
Joust thread
>>738106061I'm pretty sure those were arcade perfect native ports. There's no way in hell the Genesis and SNES could emulate any of those games.
>>738106393>I'm pretty sure those were arcade perfect native portsNot even close retard, if you're gunna spew disinformation like some boomer with dementia take it to vr
>>738098779Post your strategies. I've found that camping on the right spawn plate in the Xbox 360 version allows me to easily control the flow of center-screen traffic since the buzzards seem to only flow from left to right while staying close to the platforms beneath them.
Balloon Fight is better
>>738106772They're 99% accurate. Don't give yourself a half chub over that last 1%, you mark.
Your response, anon?
>>738086168>>738052603holy shit!!!
>>738017607the biggest plague on the loli tag
>>738107314I'm sorry you are gay. Lolis belong to old men.
>>738107660id rather be gay than fap to some fat ugly fag taking up focus from the loli
>>738107764What else would be fucking the loli? A shota? That's actual homosexuality.
vidya girls who will insult and step on you
>>738105861>step on meBooooooring>piss on meNow we're talking
>>738105861
reddit fetish
>>738105861Sumire wouldn't do thatShe is a certified ojosama and likes to be in charge, but she by no means will treat you like shit unless you deserve it. Otherwise she is a high class propper lady.
Post ugly text. Post something that makes you want to [REDACTED] the game developers.
>>738106630
>>738106785Text isn't the problem -- the whole game looks like shit.
>>738106785I was going to post this. It's an unbelievable failing to make a game rely that heavily on pixel art, even having "pixel" in the title, and then using a modern font.
Is this guy forbidden to make Diablo 2 content?Since the release of Diablo 4, he stopped uploading ANY D2 related stuff. He's only doing random Final Fantasy and Starcraft stuff, which gets around a few hundred views max.
>>738104214>a 27 year old gameNo....
>>738101207thisblizzard north never balanced around singleplayer. the focus was always on the ladder. that these nudevs caved and listen to this closeted faggot is a big sign
>>738096853Funny enough he actually started out as a pro Starcraft player and then Starcraft campaign speedrunner.While he played D2 he only started seriously speedrunning it like a decade ago.Still I hate how this faggot dictates so much at Blizzard.
The lillith fight is one of the worst designed boss fights in a video game I've ever seen and the fact it's still in the game in the state its in tells me everything about the state of blizzard and diablo.
>>738096853VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
Shahar here, making this thread to remind you all /v/irgins that your opinions don't matterDark souls 2 is the best DS? FakeGTA 4 is the best GTA? Also fakeLinux is becoming popular? Lmao fake, stop copingI am immortal, and i will never die, while you incel /v/irging will stroke your tiny dicks to Cream pedo pornYou all are patheticShahar out
It's the weekend, and there not a jig thread up.How puzzling...Call of Duty: Gallain Warfare250 sfwhttps://jiggie.fun/60pYSd
Aforementioned zommies225 sfwhttps://jiggie.fun/sC23K8
>barely any jiggers on a Saturday nightShit's whack, yo.250 nsfw yurihttps://jiggie.fun/BmReM1
https://jiggie.fun/RTpMEf252 aoe2
Last one from me, for now.250 sfwhttps://jiggie.fun/SCAEyl
450 probably sfwhttps://jiggie.fun/xV43p5
I hope we get bird ladies in Xenoblade Λ
what games have the best skeleton enemies? boomer devs had now largely lost ancient wisdom by including them in so many games.
kojima and his tacticool skeletons.
In Mr Bones you play as a skeleton. When you take damage your bones get knocked off. You hold a button to draw all the loose bones back to you.You can recombine in a few configurations like having your arms and legs stack to make you really tall.I can't think of any other games with similar bone mechanics.
these things were unacceptably large
>>738107154Windows 7 didn't auto update to 10 behind your back. 10 auto updated to 11 whether you wanted to or not. That means a large portion of people hated 11 enough uninstall it and go back. (people savvy enough to block updates are the extreme minority)
>>738107289Oh it's anecdote parading as analysis.
>>738107365>10 auto updated to 11 whether you wanted to or not.That is not true. I'm still on Windows 10. Every time I get a pop up that says "Want to upgrade to Windows 11" I just click "No" and then it doesn't. Five years of me just going "No thanks" and it has never installed Windows 11. I have not done any hacks or anything to Windows 10 to stop an auto-update. I never block any updates except for just opting out of the Windows 11 update which is a big fucking full screen you can't miss. It just does actually let you decline it.
>>738107515Whatever helps you cope microsaar, it won't save your reputation at this point.
>>738107615>microsaarIf I was actually this I'd be on Windows 11, you fucking moron.
fav Brotato character?
>>738104152the guy who punches, first tato i got to the end, so i love it
>>738105243kek that one took me the longest to finish withmultitasker (who can wield up to like 12 different weapons) is probably my favorite
Artificial difficulty awardRhythm game awardEmpty open world awardReused content awardPress L2 to win awardTransgender and genderqueer representation awardNerfed invaders awardNo covenants award4 players per session award
>>738098571retard award
I love these daily reminders that /v/ is filled with shitters who have no business playing video games
>>738103343YWNBAW
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>>738100098>I can't stand the input delay and slow rolling>Hate getting hit even though I saw the attack comingIf an attack is hard to roll, consider using some of your other options (positioning, jumping, sometimes even crouching) to avoid it. example 1: the delayed tail sweep of the fallingstar beast, you can run over to the tail and jump over it before it becomes dangerousexample 2: Margit's infamous delayed overhead swing is beaten by walking two steps to the right (where it then becomes the freest charged heavy opening in the game)I
