Play HELLDIVERS
>>720252543I had a bad day at work today and decided to go home early as "sick" so I don't have to deal with the bullshit anymore. Which planet should I go to to let off some steam?
>>720254568>Game has been solved for a long timeWhat's the solution?
>>720260634SEXO
>>720264042Need a voice mod for wort wort wort
Just played a mission where the game would freeze for like 3 seconds at a time, continuously, for every player, for the entire match. fix it sweden
What were they thinking
>>720266042wowie zowie is this another le heckin popular thing thread wowie zowie I love spam threads and being trans just like op
>>720266151>videogame thread on a videogame boardFuck off back to posting thinly veiled porn threads you retard
>>720266205you tell em my fellow zoomer I love le heckin popular thing and being trans just like you
>>720266715Nah what you love is being a contrarian faggot. I bet your favourite games are all absolute trash
>average dark souls 2 player
>>720265876YOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEE FRFR
>>720265876this is the size of his hitbox
>>720265876Honestly true. I'd compare average DS2 fan education level vs Sekiro any time. The most tactical fromsoft game vs a rythem game.
As a fighting game autist, seeing people say "hitbox" when they actualltly mean "hurtbox" really upsets me
>>720265876>brain tumor>visible stink linesyep
This piece of shit loses 90% of features if you disconnect from the internet. I csnt even get achievements anymore. I am NEVER owning a console again. I'm going full PC for good.
>>720265228works on my machine :)
The racks in Bloodlines beg the question: Can vampires get breast implants? I'm not being silly here, the TTRPG goes very in depth regarding body modifications, piercings, tattoos, hair dye, etc., yet I don't think they ever discuss implants/foreign objects inside the body. How do Tzimisce abilities factor into all this?What if a vampire already had those inflater implants with a valve that let you pump in more CCs after the implant is already installed? If she pumped it up like crazy, would the contents have disappeared magically the next day?
can a malkavian have porn addiction as his mental illness or is it always being a schizo?
>>720265124Nympho/Satyromania would be a better fit than a type of addiction, but yeah. You can have many different kinds of crazy as a Malk. Religious delusions were very common in the middle ages for obvious reasons.
>>720189261ot but i hate notion that all tzimisce all slav rapists and murderers sitting permanently on negative 10 hummanity
>>720266126if Toreadors can permanently edge full humanity it only makes sense that there are clans leaning the opposite way
>>720266126Variety in any clan is fine but I swear to fuck if I have to read about another goddamn plastic surgeon who just wants to help people Tzimisce character, I'm going to pay Paradox to make Space AIDS canon again.
>NO, MY WEAK ASS CONSOLE IS THE BEST!>NO, MINE IS!>NO, I HAVE THE BETTER 16 BIG GRAPHICS!>NO, ME!Did 90's kids REALLY?
>>720261147holy zoomzoom
>>720263292Notice how you couldn't name a single Genesis hard hitter
I had both :)in retrospect, genesis was more fun
>>720264016Rich kid
>>720260725no most kids owned both it was the companies themselves doing it aka old men in the 90's having corpo wars
Should more Japanese games feature Egyptian characters?
>>720253732About time something good came out of Twitter.
>>720258169hmmmmm... nyes!
Not all egyptians were brown.Also why catgirls when their most important God Anubis was a dog?
>>720253015NEEDS MORE CAT
>genshin is releasing naked women to get their playerbase backDawei is stooping so low
I am no longer passionate about Genshin and this won't help.Day 1 player.
>>720266572What went wrong?
>>720266629A lot of things compounding on the inescapable law that familiarity breeds contempt.All the awful endgame modes didn't help.Railroading exploration didn't help.Quantity over quality storytelling didn't help.The artifact grind only turned into another grind for artifact enhancing items.I'd have to take a really long break but gacha doesn't really allow for that kind of leisure.
>>720266420eh it's just the sameold safehorny
Best fan service ever put to video game.
>>720264173i dont want an upgrade pack i want an odderdyssey
>>720262235>Bowser's Fury was more fitting to release as Odyssey DLCThat's exactly what it was to begin with. Instead of doing $20 Odyssey DLC they managed to charge you $80 by bundling it with an old 2014 Wii U game and then it successfully worked.
>>720263806BasedPlay Serious Sam 4, they do the exact same thing and the controls are even identical to MG Rex
>>720261604I got all 880 moons in Odyssey and I literally don't remember this
mario games are so boring and full of lame busy work Ive been trying to beat mario galaxy for 15 years now, i don't know how these spergtistics do it let along get to speed running mental illness
>“That the game runs at all on your system is a miracle. That you can get 55 to 60 fps out of heavy combat is actually incredible given how the engine [works].”Alright, it's confirmed now—this game's performance is absolute garbage.RTX 5090, 4K, barely scraping 60 FPS.And you can't even turn off ray tracing.https://twistedvoxel.com/borderlands-4-day-one-patch-to-deliver-major-pc-optimizations-says-gearbox-ceo/
>>720266457No u. Go count your imperceivable little frames you sex-less chud.
>>720201779>see this game advertised everywhere>no one in any of my online groups plays itare they pushing it so hard because it's a flop and they're trying to salvage it? because i'd like to think so.
>>720266779Franchise is a top selling franchise and most squads gear up for it. When your crew is a bunch gacha peds like yours..
>>720266341>FPS doesn't matterMay as well stick to VNs
>>720201779Meanwhile Factorio has thousands of entities onscreen and no shit art style and doesn't even up CPU temp.
*solves ARPGs*
>>720208252It's fine but it looks and plays 10 years older than it is.
>>720263895PoE2 is such dogshit that it broke my POE addiction.
>>720265007It's an arpg that requires a constant internet connection to play, but did have up to 4 player multiplayer co-op. The thing is that Blizzard made it originally with a real money auction house in mind that gimped drop rates hard, to entice people to use said auction house. Each transaction Blizzard would take a little off the top, and made money hand over fist until eventually removing it once it became apparent they were killing their own game with their greed. Now it's a (mostly) alright arpg, but still requires the online connection to Blizzards servers to play at all. When they eventually decide to shut those servers down (or Blizzard goes bankrupt and closes) the game will become vaporware effectively overnight.
>>720263895>>720265143I never played PoE1 and only played 2 over the free weekend, can you explain what's so bad about 2 and what's so good about 1?
>>720266512Passive tree is stupid, downsides make so many nodes into shit.Ascendancies feel so fucking boring and small, like the worst of PoE1 necromancer which has like 3 nodes of just shitty stat boostsBalance is even worse than the original, completely cheapening the idea of "meaningful" combat because I could have should have might have would have just cheesed it all anyway if I wanted to fight properlyAbove problem is especially bad because it leaches into every facet of any community for the game (why didn't you just run lightning spear bro?)Maps are all annoying with all their FUCKING dead ends, and being too large in generalFrustrating stupid monsters like the drowning orb bitchesetc
where the FUCK is he
>>720261538OP is literally 0IQ retarded
Mario...I can't believe it...Nintendo...has forgotten him...masaka...
>>720260854Mario about to go the way of Mickey Mouse, just a brand mascot barely involved in anything anymore but cameos, theme attractions and merchandising
>>720260854
>>720260854DK has replaced Mario. Nintendo no longer believes in the success of Mario games. Fuck Nintendo
I involuntarily yelled out KINOIf you attack Grimm during his introduction he screams and goes bullet-hell mode.If you let let him perform he's nicer and bows.Reminds me of Dark Souls, although it's a clear SotN reference. What a fucking masterpiece. And that MUSIC UGGGH I'M CUMMING YES YEESSSSShttps://files.catbox.moe/2yhzip.mp4
Has yet to be topped
>>720265387Tumblr sexy man bait
>>720265387 Clover Dancers are a better boss fight.
He was already topped by Pure Vessel in both the game and fanart.
>>720266027pure vessel is easier than him and has worse music
>>720266338Harder =/= BetterThe PV is considered to just straight up be more enjoyable, which is what anon is getting at.
Forever Entertainment has another banger on their hands.
Damn that looks like shit
Gerson!
>>720220801sex
>>720260257Something I don't think I've seen anyone else mention is that the reason Alphys moved to town and got the teaching job to replace Gerson was because Toriel recommended herI don't think Paper Trail was right and Toriel is in on what's going on, but there's an outside chance. Especially if >>720260376 happens and the stuff in the Mantle Game where you enter the bunker and have boss fights with half the town turns out to be major foreshadowing.
>>720263663something else to note about alphys replacing gerson is iirc gerson's been dead for a few years now, but alphys has only been around for a few months who was filling in for gerson before alphys? not toriel because she teaches the younger kids
>>720262049
(You)r Tenna™ is safe and sound with Mettaton® before NIGGERTOWN blows up and everybody die, right?
>high stealing skill let's you steal panties from girls you come acrossKINO
>>720265039There isn't a single game that let's you steal panties. Prove me wrong
Let's see...Montaro, Gal*Gun: Double Peace, Cave Story (Curly's panties in that chest) and Final Fantasy VII. There's also Blue Reflection and Secret Kiss is Sweet and Tender, which contain a scene or event where a female character steals/takes the panties of another female character.
>>720265438You can fully undres your entire party in Baldur's Gate 3.
>>720265438
>>720266470thats undressing not stealing
Are you satisfied now anon? Those people had their JOBS on the line.
>>720266207If a game isn't as good as Silksong and costs 20 bucks or more, it isn't worth your money. That's the underlying message you should be taking here.
>>720266354Rollslop bros need to read this.
>>720266354>If a game isn't as good as Silksongthat's ok, technically competent or not, I am sick of generic metroidvanias
>>720255384>pedo labs
>>720255384looks like shit
I'm going to nuke capcom hq if they doesn't port pre world monster hunter to pc
>wake up>see thiswhat do?
japs are one of the best civs in Age of Empires 2
>>720256420lmao read any japanese history book. theyve always been bloodthirsty savages
>>720263516Explain then, professor.
>>720256258>stoppedthe third chimp out is currently forming, get ready
>>720266521Beck started WW2 with Churchill's backing because they thought it'd be an easy, 2 week war with polish troops sacking berlin.
