And what do you want for Christmas, anon? You haven't been naughty this year, have you? I don't want to have to give you FIFA or Halo Infinite...
>>729238981All I want for Christmas is Spore 2.
I want to be the strongest.
Could I get some RAM?
I want a $5 Gamestop gift card.
>>729238981But Santa! Halo infinite is free! Unless you meant the campaign, in which case yeah thats worse then coal.
Any other game where I can play as Golgo 13?>snipes with an assault rifle>voice of a movie star>defeats cybernetically enhanced soldiers in cardiovascular endurance>PHD/MD level medical knowledge>olympic level in every popular martial art>known as mister yellow demon>an amazing penis (this is unironically in his character bio)
>>729239127beautiful
>>729239109looks gay as fuck
>>729239127>700 USDBros...BROS?
>>729239396
>>729239920>doesn't rape themwhat a fag
I've been replaying the whole Ace Combat series.I don't think I know of any other series with such a long running string of excellent mainline titles. From Air Combat to 7, every single one is at least good, if not great, and they almost all feel completely unique compared to each other.
>>729238949Zero didn't grab me the first time I played it either. But I beat it again yesterday and it finally clicked.
>>729239176I find 0's lack of gimmicks kinda double-edged. It makes the game fast-paced and replayable especially for ace collecting, but outside of ace squadron fights the game gets rather bland.
>>729239293Good thing that both cakes are good, then.
BLEW HIM AWAY
>>729239547>>729239176That seems fair, I definitely didn't like some of the gameplay choices in 5 (the ship selection screen is complete fucking ass I hate it) and it had a few too many missions that had an annoying second part requiring you to restart the entire mission if you fucked up.>>729239945In gameplay sure, but the way the missions get presented still makes it feel like a consistent whole as you progress through liberating the continent. The missions in zero kinda just blended together for me because it lacked that outside context and buildup, but if you just want to shoot down enemy aces then I guess it does have that going on the best.
How to mentally break the E33 fanbase so that they seethe for 100+ years.Step 1: Say you don't like the game.
>>729238904The third act after the axions, when you fight the paintress and everything after has the most wild story reveals and was easily my favorite part of the game. The stuff you learn there makes the game retroactively way cooler
>>729239091damn, and I already felt like the story went to shit after gustave died
How to make rpg haters have a mental breakdown:rpg exists
>>729239568I guess extended versions of it. Its very short
>>729239948Well, you wanted the qrd on the story. None of what you did or do matters, the world is entirely within a painting and everyone except for maelle is painted as well. Child verso died in the paintresses world and she fled to this painting because its the last painting verso made, shit is like drugs so renoir enters the painting to get her out.
Get that CRT yet /v/?
Yes
>>729236680>>729236893>>729236943>>729237106You need to be over 18 to post here kids.
>>729231734yeah
>>729231847this post bippy
>>729240391I can smell the rotten onion from their unwashed armpits plus the rotting flesh from their axewounds
it's the best fps everwe DESERVE a new game
>>729238569>>CoD with mechsnot quite when you can play it like Tribeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5lQGBl9rzg
>>729238672It was held back by not having persistent lobbies
>>729238667there was a pilot only mode?
>>729238807>get automatically kicked out of every game>*by design* LOL>you're forced to waste time searching a new game when you could be just playing the fucking game>you often run into the same people anyway because they are queueing at the same time as you>the matchmaking isn't skill based>game is too niche to ever support that>game allows and encourages team stacking. can't even switch teams.>ping doesn't matter also as you either live close to the server or you don't and suffer for it.>it doesn't do anything to prevent leavers>it doesn't penalize leaving in any meaningful way>if you're selected to fill a spot in an ongoing game you're better off leaving and requeueing because you are getting thrown out of the game anyway, and you probably have too many retards in your team, and have no chance of winning or the person before you wouldn't have leftthis level of retardation shouldn't be possible
>>729238497I'll never understand why this didn't blow up bigly. Playing cat and mouse games with giant robots is fun as hell, whether you're the cat or the mouse. Getting into a huge robot and hearing "welcome back pilot" is cool as hell. Being able to control your robot to hold a position or follow you or go on attack is also cool. The weapons were fun, the maps were perfectly sized to always keep the fight going.Is it because it got sabotaged by EA by setting its release window between CoD and that new BF game they had back then?The sniping robots were so much fun as well, my personal favorite was Monarch because of the shields.
https://youtu.be/lLSs8y3BdLo?si=FD2mSMsW7oOSWqc1
>>729236931Absolum is a pretty great game though, presuming you're not a chud.
>>729237465It's pretty good but you can you say iits propaganda themes worked in its favor?
>>729237786it's a beat em up retard, I mashed through every dialog box anyway
>>729237916You can mash and still see the pregnant monkey and hear about the gay frogs. But that's besides the point, the art and voice acting suffers from their choice
>>729236931Does anyone actually care about DF outside of Brazil?
>hundreds of commanders to choose from>dozens of deck archetypes>everyone just plays whatever the biggest youtubers made videos of
i play reaper king dont let me get my pili pala down or ur in trouble
>>729238825Trivial, but the activated ability is not why people play this as a commander.
>>729233237>more than half the slop coming out now is not even from the Magic universewho gives a fucking shit about this dead game?
>>729237139>>729237356just play the wang ching chong anti search bird
>>729238825Non existent since fetch able triomes exist. Even standard has a nu city of brass.
if you grew up with this your childhood was AWESOME
>>729238127i wasnt brainy enough for rodent's revenge. i was more of a ski free kid. i will outrun my colonoscopy.
>>729238127damn that mouse is sexy
>>729238757this game makes me shit my britches
>>729238757>there is a way to avoid the yeti
>>729238432I'm getting a followup colonoscopy/endoscopy next month.
It's time for you to start a new playthrough of Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver, /v/.
>>729238468at least pokemon is great for language practice, just like dragon quest
>>729239148Pokemon GO is the objectively best Pokemon game!
>>729236980>SGSS romhack got changed to AC and ETA is currently 2027I will continue waiting.
>>729239609so true bestie
>>729236980I've been playing PokeMMO it's fun
https://www.bing.com/images/createNot that DALL-E or Bing are great or anything.
>>729235164This is kind of cursed.>>729239541Where's Victoria?
>>729238989 >>729238882One more with even less.
>>729235164Fear boner activated.
Play war thunder
>>729237171And The new modern SPAA can let you launch at multiple targets at once with the c + r radar function.
>>729237868New helis made the "top" SPAA irrelevant>IRIS is free kill thanks to eternally unfinished LDIRCM implementation granting 100% IR missile immunity and so many tech trees having said helis now>radar missiles are very unreliable and easy to lose in heli>downgrading to SACLOS SPAA just barely allows combating this cancer while making you useless against top planes dropping guided bombs and KH-38s all over your teamGRB was fun when IRIS first came out but it's back to being fucked again.
>>729237059>I would go back in a heartbeat if there was a ground vehicle only mode, and not this shitflinging ape revenge bombing bullshit.CAS is a necessary evil to kill spawncampers and people overlooking strong spots
>>729238971I use the go behind spawn camp method with planes for helis. They're mostly too focused on the ground. I also did it with an old me262.
Is Russia still op
>can't even see your kill stats at the end of a mapwtf is this bullshit?
>>729238219>>729238190
What should I be doing as the dog class?
>>729239580If you like playing the other classes, I suggest you try the Mk4 knife because it's one of very few headshot weapons on Ogryn.
>>729240257Not using the dog.
>>729240403But I like the dog.
I miss manuals.
>>729230868Making such a big fuss about a seed bag mightve add to flair and ambient.
>>729234007its a weird translation thingjp is probably 操作
>>729234735I'm aware. In fact, I have the BOTW one. I recently found out that they published an expanded edition that contains an extra hundred-something pages about the DLC. One of the few examples I know of that expands upon a game post-updates.
>>729231570The Master Sword does more damage to Ganon(and Flare Dancer).
Why Tycoon games are no longer popular?
Good morning, saar
Merry Christmas
what makes her the canonical choice?
>>729237813>>729237814sequential as fug
If you dont make her, piper, and curie into various furry races you are playing the game wrong
>>729237669orish woif good loif
>>729237669>canonicalFallout 4 has a canon besides the Institute being destroyed?
>the rapedno thanks, not when curie is right there
Cammy Whitemore like Cammy drains my White pee
>>729239617Cammy GYATT
this thread is getting deleted
>>729239663Cammy Butt!
>>729239313Cammy more like Cummy!
Cammy changed cosplay forever
HUMAN MEN
>>729235912built for bad end rape in the deepest parts of Sinner's Road
>>729235818You know what must be done
>>729232487How is she so cute bros?
>>729238917We just don't know
>>729232487I would post all my hornet on model lewds if I was home
Merry Christmas /v/! We'll see you tonight at 9pm EST for our winter show!
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>>729224302Alright anons, do I post the full list of games before they get shown off?
>>729238053yes give less incentive to watch
>>729238181I will… not do that since this image makes one of the games look better. Come back at 9.
>>729236064Based
