Stop making me get on the Magellan and watch cutscenes about useless or conniving women. I just want to haul cargo.
>>735599902>Do all bunkers give the exact same 5 star reward?Vast majority of them, yes.>Did Kojima think giving nothing of value for maximum stars was a good idea?You get an achievement for doing all of it, compared to DS1 where you get an achievement and a star on your UCA uniform for each of them.You DO get a mark in the DHV, but yeah: There's no point beyond maybe 1-4 (that give those hang-on the backpack accessories) preppers to 5-star. Once you've gotten 4, you can move on unless you're dead set to max them out (but I'd wait until you get orders for those).>>735600016I thought the first dream land sequence was intense, but I went about it (after C ranking it and reloading) abusing the stairs and doing some stealth to kill the minions before going in close (or yelling to get the bosses attention).This was on the hardest difficulty before Wilder, I can't imagine doing that (with the two Tar Guns I had, one of which I picked up during the sequence) on Wilder even if the AI is abuseable, kek.
>>735600478Sticky gun is GOAT equipment. The fuck are you complaining about?>See that cargo above/below you and within 200 meters?>You can grab it without traversal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adO5yb2kRF8
>>735603032>(or yelling to get the bosses attention)ludohow did i never think to try this
>>735603187If you yell they'll come running to where you yelled at. This can be useful for picking off them if you're trying to stealth but my experience was generally the whole group sticking together, which is why yelling to abuse the AI to Tar Gun them (with the tar on the second floor being infinite, weirdly, game counts that as bare ground apparently) to "stealth" kill the minions, then you can go for stealth on the main boss if you want otherwise yell/abuse the AI a bit more to Tar Gun HIM in addition.
>>735602182LMAO. I ran over an animal and saw the option to do that but never did that. That's cute.
Since GG shit the bed, its time for a comfy blaz thread
>>735537707victory and justice
How do we mori back?
>>735603426You can't.
Es is so cute. I want more games focused only on Es.
>>735603426Sacrifice current CEO.
Why do ricecels in the West like mike_sunday hate Leon so much? Leon is so cool. Do they just hate white people?
>>735603419>those location tags
>>735603419lol i follow this dude on linkedin. he keeps posting brags like>i got 100k views on a video guys!no one over 25 fucking cares dude, it's sad. he needs a gf
>>735603419>>735603526>toronto>asian male'nuff said. All their women are on white dick, nothing left for Chang.
Reminder that we are 34 Mondays away from greatest game release of all time
>>735595651Most likely, it’s hard to justify making a game that looks better than GTA6 and RDR2. Better to spend time making story expansions for the next decade
>>735596248>better to spend time making story expansions for the next decade
>>735559053Over 70% of Steam gamers have a PC weaker than a base model PS5. Source: Gaben
>>735589489I wonder if the 100% will be as friendly again, or a pain in the ass like RDR 2.
>>735558921What if it flops? What then? All the hype built up for nothing. I mean, you have taken a look at the people who run rockstar now look right? This can go either 2 ways: this game will end up being the best game of this entire shitty decade or will end up being so bad, it ends up crashing the industry single handedly. Place your bets anons.
Unironically, is Amy's game fun?
>Original name is Sayaka>English goes with Yumi which is just another Japanese name
>>735602914it's a typo, they meant Yummy
>>735602931kek
>>735602181More fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
>>735603004/thread
DLSS 5 SUCKS!
>>735592850every example of DLSS are the same tired "plastic woman" of duckfaces and white teeth. No wonder why men want obese morbid woman with no makeup and yellow teeth
>>735599818I think it's an AI image. I've seen lots of them and the artstyle doesn't seem like something a human would draw
>>735592850I don't get it, because DLSS5 gave Grace none of those things
>>735592850>games in the future will be so cool!>20 years later>you're playing the same games
>>735592850i wish dlss 5 gave women a bimbo look, i would love it then.
Should I get Pragmata on the Switch 2 or PS5?
>>735599118I get a distinct envy when I see one and know I can't ever hug her. On better days Im a better man and can just appreciate them but others I get down. I want a daughter to shower with so much.
>>735599542Communal family showers honestly seems like a soulful experience.
>>735598858There's gravity on the moon
How many petabytes can Diana take?
>>735601727that..that...still doesnt change the problem. kinda impressive
>King ripoff>why can’t koreans into innovation?
>I do know hurt
>>735599974You definitely didn't play CoM, most of it is a literal retread of KH1's beats
>>735585413Disney Adults aren't buying KH trash. KH appeals specifically to KH autists who grew up with KH1/2 and that Anon is right - KH3 really killed off most people's interest in the franchise. I think many just stuck around to get some closure on the 20 year story and even then it wasn't good closure. Personally even if a KH4 does come out, at best I'll pirate it.
>>735583190I do no hurt*.he's a pacifist.
>>735584284in development, shit-for-brains
>>735602332>he's a pacifist.Anon....
>Companions and gameplay:https://youtu.be/RM4IXo3hcUQ?si=l1J4IhpucLvTaOb4
>>735592623Who'll be romanceable?
>>735600341Me
>>735600415yay?
Game looks like shit.Companions looks like shit.It will be shit and very gay.They're also trying way too hard to establish a franchise already. There's been a novel and an actual play series already released, and the game's still in development. Hasbro's obviously putting a lot of money into this, and it's already clear to me it's a shitty fucking investment.
>>735602828I guess Hasbro wants to ride the coattails of Mass Effect?
It's crazy how little graphics progressed in 22 years That's the same time frame as between 2004 and 1982, when the infamous ET came out
>>735584312>>735585636uh, where is the spray painted looking graphics and blurry shit? I can't play this...
>>735602403like fucking for real, look at "today", and by today i mean literally whats happening yesterday>should we spare any expenses encase that agi, and artificial intelligence doesnt pan out>lmao>lol>says the frog
>>735602085>doom 3 looked like shit even when it came outyou're delu, it was by far the most advanced engine at the time. stalker and hl2 were on the horizon but the short time before they released it was king. it did suck though and ran like ass. the harsh lighting in the earlier builds was cooler though
>This is the audio log of Director Anon Ymous, Shitpost Division.>I'm recording this to complain about the situation on this board. Too many of our people are still pretending Doom 3 isn't by far the best game in the series.>Now, we've implemented retard-identification protocols, but as yet we've failed to achieve the desired results.>As a security measure, I have stashed these terrible opinions in the dumpster, with the code 80085. End of log.
>>735585474He is not saying it looks impressive, he is saying it doesn't look that far off from what we have todayAnd it's true, after game got shader heavy, there was barely any progress visually speaking
ITT: fates worse than death
>>735577823No, the game is not a gacha but the company that made this is mainly doing a gacha now. It's still an amazing game
>>735599625You think some deranged terrorist who wants to cleanse the world would care about that? It might be just what they want to happen.Plus the virus could make a great deterrent for country in danger of being invaded like nuclear weapons “if you attack us we’ll release the T-Abyss into the oceans with as much spread as possible”.
>>735573447
>>735599892YepFunnily enough Warp Trains have a specific rule where if you're a Color, you're to ride on a different train specifically for Color Fixers where you're put to sleep like the First Class ridersIt most likely created to prevent cases like that or other alternatives (ie: Insane Color or a Color-tier Abomination)
>>735573447>Not born into money>Life brickedThis timeline sucks
Is it ok, anon?
>>735598641Weed's not real
>>735598812>aaaaaaaaaah, small bombs!
>>735598641>weedgrow the fuck up and do coke like an adult.
>>735598770EL FUMADOR DE LA GANJA...
>>735600030
Bonus points for robots that aren't indistinguishable humans
>>735590397
>>735591926The GOAT>Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot>Trust Me!
>>735590397FULGORE
>>735590397musha gundamn mk II
>>735590397this motherfucker
I bought this piece of shit in the steam sale. What the fuck is going on with the controls? It's fucking unplayable.
Zoomer ahhh thread
>>735602613>I have sex with womenhttps://youtu.be/1SFQ4NobD0s
>>735602102That's alright, there's plenty to work with.
>>735600919I'm sure some people did, but it wasn't a common complaint by any means. Some people also praised the controls.>They weren't good even for the time.The controls are fine, especially for the time. If you played some more 3D games from that era, you would quickly discover how much worse they could be.
>>735600567Nice boomer bait
why's this frog so fucking smug
>>735598162bro... gore doesnt get posted on a blue board...
Frogs are smug creatures
>>735598574nohttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2244030/RUBATO/ this is the game btw
>>735598053>>735601314a frog is fine too
>>735598523You're supposed to poke toads, dumbass
This game has too much SOVL and is gigakino. Thanks anons for getting me to buy this. Any more games like this which are on sale on Steam?
>>735601667All the YouTube reviews I can see on this one are titled like “the game which doesn’t know when to end”, is it even good? why does /v/ keep gushing about this game?
>>735601678I'm manifesting my energy through the noosphere to transfer my hatred by manifesting cancer in you for being a worthless subhuman dreg.When the time comes, remember your behavior here hylic.
>>735601990Im sending you my energy. Finish him.
>>735601893>the game which doesn’t know when to endTrue, technically. There are many times when you could consider the story 'done' but the game likes to keep going up and up in terms of scalation and progression. Hell, once you reach the normal ending, the game makes Do it all over asgain, so the hero could literally get his perfect ending>is it even good? Very much so. The game is relatively simple: side scroller button masher, but there are some things that add depth to it, like summons/magic that have different effects like orbiting shields, raw dps, buffs, etc. And then there's skills that can range from 'letting wield a shiedl with weapons that don't let you' to 'Do x3 damage, die in a hit'. There's a enough player expression in how you tackle the game. The game is also packed with content, you have the main campaign, hunting down chests for extra stuff, the arena combat challenges. For a game that is so relatively simple, it took me a whooping 100 hours to do almost everything i could, and i enjoyed almost everything in it because it was never chores like korok seeds.>why does /v/ keep gushing about this game?It's a competent game. It's fun. The plot is told in a very earnest kind of way. It reminds some people to TTGL in that it keeps going up and up. And well, the fact this took a man 16 years to make, and most of the game is stock assets yet never feeling cheap or poor, is a pretty impressive feat. It's a game that comes from the heart. I know it sounds autistic, but that's the only i have to explain: The crystalization of man's dream, the proof of his existence.
Can i wield a huge-fuck off sword bigger than my body?
>the forbidden technologyWho forbad it?
>>735601927Nobody did anything of the sort, goy. You are imagining things. Did you discontinue your SSRIs?
>>735601927>Who forbad it?Trannies and white women.
>>735601927
>>735601927The same people who loves games like this.
>>735603047shhh.... let the boyim deal in the real world
>slightly bigger >more immersive>but utterly shunned for its lesser brotherbros...how do we cope..
Thanks Doc
>>735600150what a faggot
>>735600150Mine is too big but I feel stuck with it
>>735599023Thanks, doc.
>meme resolutionif we're talking superiority, 4:3, 3:2, and UW are all objectively superior to this hollywood-inspired resolution.but just buy what works, and what works is 4k
Why did they make him a jobber in the Remake?>goes down to fucking one (1) grenade, and if that wasn't easy enough there's a generator to stun him when he chases youThis is not my Nemesis
>>735601989Sorry you're a fag, but like all Vothtards you can continue to jerk off to female Robert Z'dar if you wish. I'll continue liking peak Jill from 3make
>>735601980I'm so sorry man.
>>735602043I didn't know Voth was the model for Jill in 1
>>735595218>without sounding madThis shitty redesign should make you mad
this game needs a re-remake just to cut dog nemesis entirely from the game, how did such a dogshit idea make it past the concept stage
