Which Palworld Pal do you want in Fortnite?
the sex cat
Jellroy but give him freaky long-ass spindly limbs
>>743857858sexyman jellroy
Lovander
>>743830695That’s probably 10% of what they paid for the lawyers
>Game has many power ups that affect gameplay.
>>743822182No wonder everyone in home town (except Toriel) wants to smash him
>>743830360Check out Crushing Force, it’s a fighting game with many obese characters.
What was that GBC game with the fat chick?
Was Smash Ultimate really the "ultimate" Smash Bros game?
Smash is just fucked. As "soulful" as the game was, Brawl absolutely FUCKED everything up, and the subsequent games have been simultaneously trying to salvage it while also making shit worse with Sakurai's autism for making development as "efficient" as possible.>many stages are just ripped from other games with maybe some slight texture tweaks>also started the "fly around this exact place from the game" stages>most of the "new" trophies are just model rips from other games>new song remixes are from a bunch of different people, so there isn't really a cohesive "style" like previous games>a ton of new music is also just ripped from other games>stickers are just artwork and shit that already existed, and are essentially proto-SpiritsBrawl essentially started everything wrong with the series, and Sm4sh and Ultimate are basically just sidegrades at this point.
>>743854965>new song remixes are from a bunch of different people, so there isn't really a cohesive "style" like previous gamesthats a good thing
you already made this thread you niggerfaggot
>>743852787I'm glad for ridley and roll but the singleplayer was offensively bad, not to talk about online
If you were a rosterfag, yeah. Of course not EVERYONE is here, as it's missing your favorite literal-who scrimblo (Japan) from that one Sega Saturn game.
While I hate AAA as much as I do, indie games really don't get shit on enough. There's a lot of great, phenomenal even, indies out there but good fuck is the ocean of slop you have to sail through to find one wide as fuck. Theres also a lot of good enough indie titles out there. This thread isnt about them. Post your indie dogshit non-recs so anons know what not to buy. With all the indies out there, help an anon decide what not to buy.
Blasphemous was truly a disappointment. This is why I don't buy Metroidvania indies now. Fuck off with that souls-like faggotry.
If I play this game and it turns out to be good, I'm never listening to /v/ again.
>>743857618>>743855167It's not even really all that souls like aside from the checkpoint system and gathering your blood stain.They just really didn't focus on making the key items work in the general game play in favor of a lame skill tree, which also isn't really souls-like.
Loved Blasphemous so much
OP is probably mad that his favorite game (Silksong) is literally a tranny game now
Is it possible to make a subversive take on a game genre without pissing people off?
>>743857416>larping as a christian, late at night on a shitpost thread
>>743855386the king literally just said the knight's orders were to kill the dragon in front of her. it's over
>>743857757And he didn't do that she's so smug
>>743855386I don't think a dragon would care about the kingdom much beyond it's own kin.If anything the dragon would just raze the lands and take its kid back if something happened.
>>743857423Dragons are canonically compatible with everything
>there will never be a sequel to The Desolate HopeI miss you, Coffee.
What went wrong? I thought this was supposed to save ninja gaiden series
>>743849859I did :)
>>743852551it's literally not comperable. Ninja gaiden Z is unplayable while NG4 is sorta ok
>>743750328Don't relaunch a franchise with a brand new main character
>>743856287Especially if he is a boring faggot. It's obvious that the game was trying to appeal to an imaginary alpha audience that doesn't exist.
>>743750328Having a perfect parry mechanism alongside perfect block and perfect dodge wasn't enough
why didn't they just blow up the beach
>>743857109>it didn't matter if an extra few thousand could've been savedAND THAT'S HOW THE HIGH COMMANDTOOK MY DADDYFROM ME
>>743857553Except when the chinks does it!
>>743857867China in the korean war cut off and annihilated entire american division sized formations
>>743856682At least put a windshield or something on this boat ffs God damn they were getting mowed down like Bloons TDS.
>>743856682omaha only got fucked cause they were supposed to land with tanks and then not a single one made it ashore. and they were like well uh...oops, sorry! good luck guys
Did you ever go to E3? I only went once (2012), but I miss it :(
Sex with Monita
>>743857593Uhhh, I did take a picture of Jessica Nigri when I was there. She used to be big on /v/.
>Out in 5 hoursWhere's the hype?
>>743838234Hype for a demake? Lol
>>743856264Some very odd choices and strange pacing in the cutscene direction generally. I don't think that's nostalgia talking, some of these shots are just weird
>>743838234nice baguette I guess
>>743857661That had to recast Keyes because they wanted to add that stupid... character moment? of him wanting to give his daughter his super special custom pistol.Like bro we're probably all fucking dead I don't think that's a priority right now.
>>743857798Who said anything about buying?
Why does /v/ pretend to dislike Overwatch all of a sudden?
>>743851140I just want to see two women going at it and monkey brain thinks peneration is the best part of sex even though I've met lesbians who prefer non-penetrative sex.
>>743796352cool, you fell for the engagement bate from a bot, retard
>>743796303Blizzard's hand of reverse Midas can turn any masterpiece into shit, Overwatch was good for a while until they started to balance all the fun out of it and that was before the questionable choice to make the second game. You can play it if you want, that's on you, a lot of people didn't like how Blizzard handles their game.Right now it's just nothing but a source material for known activities. Nothing good can last forever, generally the game's honeymoon perioud is up to 1-2 years.
>>743812256>Emre>white
>>743856462
Let's play some Epic Mafia, a /v/ classic. Never played before? Don't worry, it's really simple.
boomers from 15 years ago still playing this crap
3 more?
doko
>>743857216Revive the nigger then
https://mafia.baseddpt.com/game/g_nV6CvNLvideo games?
>Final boss is a tall pagan demon witch lady
Buy an ad, faggot
Zoomers don't know what these are.
>>743855783Son, I was 10 when the ps4 dropped. I remember playing with my dad. I got my own ps4 with 14.
>>743855783It says it right there.
>people are nostalgic for when consoles started to become DRM ridden shitboxes
>>743855783The oldest zoomers are almost 30
>>743855783>zoomers don't....... ACK!!.tell me you were born mentally impaired because it would make sense if you said baby boomers, boomers and zoomers know way more about game consoles then you zoom zoom.
Why does Mario speak with a mama mia Italiano accent if he's from Brooklyn?
lots of wop itt to prove my point
>>743857445>We won this fight!You were also swamp retards at some point, the entire point is you can't just suddenly git gud at global domination, then conclude that the previous empire were a bunch of backwords retards and inferior to you.My point isn't about whether or not Anglos or Meds are better, the point is America accepting both and to no surprise flourishing as a result doesn't make America hypocritical for not wanting loads of Mexicans.It's that disingenuous notion that "prejudice is always wrong" that anon was going with.
>>743857598>babba loo wopWhat did they mean by this?
>>743857495How does turning an alien bat from metroid into a "bone in the hair" negro straight out of loony tunes embody a prideful example of "making it our own"?That's embarrassing, it tonally doesn't fit the source material, it doesn't really mean anything. It's almost making fun of it. Like "Videogames ARE like firing bottle rockets at Jiggaboos on the street!".It insults the viewer.
>>743857847>It insults the viewer.YES!
Ho Lee Fuck....
>>743856056taiwan is the same as china, they already make this shit
>>743855793There's mostly early polygonslop, zoomie.
>>743845495>Guardian Heroes>Burning RangersThat's two off the top of my head
>my Saturn battery has been dead for ages >no audio or video anymore despite turning on>even the Satiator LED lights up if I leave it inMaybe it's finally time to get into this shit
>>743857012Bro you've been warned nearly 10 years ago that Saturn's disk drives are dying. Should really get into modding them.
When I finished this game I felt so tired and shitty. Like I had committed some great irl sin.
>>743857103Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>743857103>When I finished this game I felt so tired and shitty.Yes, that's how bad it is.
>>743857103This game needs a remake with billions of choice and ending
>>743857103>/v/ is still booty blasted by this game all these years laterlollmao even
>>743857883Sad attempt at worthless bumpHave an anti bump
It's just the 2 boring bitches from the second game lol
The only area I really liked from Darkest Dungeon 2 were those enemies that ate everything.
>>743747959Yes holy fuck it's bad. I tried giving it a shot a few weeks ago after watching some DD1 gameplay and fucking hell it's so much worse than the first game it's not even comparable. I uninstalled after 2 runs. There's so much information overload and needless complexity, compared to the simple yet perfect nature of DD1. There's a trillion different buffs and debuffs that you need to account for and know about every turn, because character abilities are entirely based around them now, and it turns the game into a giant confusing mess.I uninstalled instantly when I started turn 1 of a combat and my whole party and the enemies popped like 10 different buffs and debuffs that I had to open this stupid fucking retarded menu for to know what they do and what they mean. The progress system is also terrible, making your runs unwinnable until you unlock better items and I really hate having to move this stupid carriage with my keyboard instead of being able to play the game with just my mouse.
>>743856962I assure you that Witcher 3 Expansion is gonna be pure dogshit.
>>743814868It's been 60 years. Did he actually finish every hero???
>>743857379The mechanics also just aren't as fun, the sense of progress on DD1 is much more satisfying and upgrading your estate feels like you're actually making progress in the world. In DD2 the progress feels worthless because there's so much shit to unlock before your runs get good. Also the turns are really slow compared to DD1, the game needs a full rework to get rid of this overcomplicated mess it became.
Anyone miss how XBOX used to try with Japan? I am playing my old 360 and it's fun as shit.
>>743849637Japanese are very national pride. If it didn't start in Japan they won't play it. Mincraft is the only exception ever. The Xbox push was retarded, but hey, when have they ever understood a consooomer?
>>743854625*sigh*Grand Theft Auto VApex Legends Dead by DaylightOverwatchFortniteAmong UsFall GuysSkyrimCall of DutyCupheadUndertaleTerraria;)
>>743850958>how poor can you getWell, looks like OP is playing on a CRT TV/monitor so he must be a third worlder.
>>743854917thank you for the list of gamesI don't want to play any of them
>>743849637>sold near military base in okinawa.>just 45 dollars xbox 360 + kinnect + 2 controllers + 40 duracell batteries + 9 games.I only have it because the batteries were cheaper that way.
This opened my mind. I'm never playing a Japanese game ever again!
>>743805959The lack of parents fits with most narratives being told, to never try to go back to the past or stagnate in the present, but to keep moving forward no matter what hardships you encounter. The parents are the present. They are comfort. Staying with your parents is the safe, stagnant option. You don't challenge yourself, you don't grow.This is the same reason why "Kill God" is everpresent. God represents the most impassible wall. If you can kill God, you can do anything.
>>743805959meanwhile, the majority of western superheroes are orphans or the parents are antagonists.
>>743819782The guy running the site is a notorious pedophile. He did the trad grift a couple of years ago and now he and his gay fans are overcompensating by hating on anime because anime is for le pedos.
>>743805959oh noooooo don't feed antinatalist propaganda to the masses noooooooo
>>743814264Christianity is not racist. Racist Christians have severe cognitive dissonance.
