WHERE’S JILL’S GAME?
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>740937704If you genuinely dislike it, don't bother. You're not getting away from it.
>>740969040>How's 3 gatsu no lionWell it's not a video game that's for sure
I just finished Genma OnimushaAsk me anything
>PLAYANRDR2 and Resident Evil Code Veronica XMight get back into Death Stranding 2, or The Witcher 3, or TotK, I really can't decide what>WATCHANStar Trek DS9>LISTENANNine Inch Nails>EATANChicken>DRINKANPepsi>FAPPANStockings>FEELANI have to spend 3 more years at the worst most miserable despair inducing shithole college in the world and I'll never ever ever have close friends or a gf because I'm too autistic and unlikeable
>PLAYANMewgenics.>WATCHAN>LISTENANhttps://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich>READANSilmarillion.>EATANI'm not hungry.>DRINKANCoffee.>FEELANI'm really looking forward to enjoying nice weather.>>740971882Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The king of Japan
>>740971514>Who dislikes Mario
>>740971514There hasn't been a good Mario game in more than 15 years now
>>740972172I loved Wonder.
>>740971514They are not synonyms.Videogame isn't a synonym of Mario. That's dumb
>>740972265You might just be a retard then. Game was all frontloaded in world 1, and the rest was boring by the book bing bing wahoo. Couldn't even be fucked to have a boss in every world despite being all dogshit bowser jr. fights.
Anybody else excited to get that "playing it for the first time" experience back? the game means a lot to most of us.
>>740971231there is nothing to suggest that it won't be the same game with a graphics pack
>>740971790It would be better
>>740971790I fucked my hs sweetheart from ages 14 to 22 or so. I wouldn't mind having another crack to see how ten years and three kids have treated her. She has a zelda tat because of me
>>740971231>huge Ocarina of Time fan excited to play it for the first time
Of course I am. Just fucking look at how many Zelda threads are in the board right now
Look at this fairy.
>>740955067idk why but despite everything saying that edith should be my favorite i like helena more. >>740958321fr i hate that, would if she was a harpy though.(it must be a harpy i wouldn't straight up a birb)
>>740942246I always enter the threads just for this post.
you're going into a bunker for 10 yearsit has everything you need to live there comfortably, along with a gaming pcyou can only pick FIVE (5) games to play during your stay. what are your picks?
>>740967954Expedition 33Expedition 33Expedition 33Expedition 33Expedition 33
>>740967954They have to be PC games? I'm assuming no internet as well because it defeats the point of the question, so no online gameplay...Slay The Spire or STS2 (Easy replayability even over 10 years, good thinking game to keep improving at it so your mind doesn't go dull.)The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth (Again easy replayability, this time as an action game. 10 years is a nice time frame to go for 100% unlocks from a fresh save file. I'm assuming I can get the full up to date Repentance version but can't get mods on the Workshop, that's good enough.)Rance Quest (If there's 1 regret most people have, I bet it's not bringing something they can jerk off to without getting bored of it eventually. This has a huge variety of porn inside an unironically amazing RPG. It's even the kind of game where you'll still be finding secret characters with their own gameplay quirks and porn scenes in like year 7 if you're not able to use guides to look that stuff up.)UFO 50 (Some people will tell you they can play 5000 hours of Skyrim and never be bored, but eventually you'll get the itch for a racing game, or a platformer, or a basic puzzle game, or an idle game, and you didn't bring one because you only had 5 slots. This addresses that desire for variety while truly being 1 game and not some cheaty "game compilation" like a Namco Classics Collection. You might not appreciate some shit like Block Koala year 1, but in year 8 when it's been almost a decade since you've played a single new game, I bet you'll actually come to enjoy it as something fresh to do for once.)Elden Ring (Modernish satisfying game to master over many years. Not unlimited playtime but I could do many playthroughs over the years just by doing a new build once or twice a year. If I was going to replace something this would be it easily, but frankly I don't know what else I would take, maybe a builder game like Minecraft even though I don't even like it, just as something to create within.)
>>740967954Assuming internet, all consoles are available and the games can be in any state:>Little Big Planet 2 pre server shutdown >Yakuza 5>Dead Rising >Sonic Unleashed (HD) + dlc >Rumble Roses Double XAssuming only offline PC games are allowed:>Yakuza 5 Remaster >Dead Rising 2>Halo 3 from the Master Chief collection >Spiderman (ps4 on PC)>Sonic Adventure
>>740967954I'm taking blender, unreal, gimp, audacity and Internet Explorer, then spend 10 years masturbating to midget porn and not do any dev work
>>740967954You never said the games have to exist so I choose a game called "OmniGame" which is capable of emulating and playing any other game, program, internet website, virtual experience, or anything else i want that exists or is released while i'm in the bunker. This game also has the ability to preform arbitrary code-executions on my brain that will allow me to simulate any experience i want like VR but 50 times better
Why does ff14 have such shit aesthetics ff11 was way better and soulful, how do they fuck up the one thing they're supposed to get right? I don't even want to play it and I'm a sucker for weebshit.
>>740920120Seething PSO2 sissy.
>page 9bros.......is our game dead?
>>740972326just waiting until EU fanfest
>>740972326hibernating until fanfest + shitposters whining that threads aren't active and their attention's been cut off at the source
>>740972326ain't shit to talk about
Screenshot thread.
>>740971671Agreed. Atleast he's playing a game unlike your faggot tranny ass though
Dear /v/. How do I make my screenshots look better? I'm playing at 1440p so the resolution shouldn't be completely shit on the eyes, no?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>740960408>including BethesdaWhy did they write it like that then? The fact remains, Emil had four (4) years to come up with a main quest for their game, characters, themes etc. and he decided on Sacrifice. That's why the quote your mom likes is so important, that's why Liam Neeson sacrifices himself for you, that's why you're meant to sacrifice yourelf for the Wasteland. That's fine on paper as a thematic throughline... BUT they then didn't plan for the existence of followers. Emil said as much, that the story wasn't written with followers in mind. That's an utter failure for a game which in its need to try and imitate classic Fallout, decided to create unique followers with names, faces and personalities coming off of Oblivion's generic nameless 'Dark Brotherhood Assassin'-tier companions.Point being, they should've known players would've traveled the world with companions. *They* chose to spawn Fawkes right outside Raven Rock, five minutes before the game ends. *They* chose to have Fawkes have the Karma combination that'd result in 90% of players being able to recuit him. *They* chose to make Fawkes unfathomably OP with his laser minigun, making him statistically the single best companion to run around with. They put themselves in this mess. And guess what? If they really didn't want you to reach the final room with a follower... how about forcing that on to the player? Running a script that dismisses your followers? Having a Brotherhood NPC tell you only authorized personnel like you and Lyons can participate in the fight? Or even easier (no need for lategame VA), script a short scene where some rubble falls down and separates you from your follower? You know, actually giving you no choice outside of "save Wasteland at the cost of your life" or "be an asshole and abandon everyone"?Utterly baffling. Selling a solution seven months later for $10 (800 Microsoft points) doesn't magically make it not an issue worth remembering and pointing out.
>>740969447y'all niggas really need more important things in your life to worry about lmfao
>>740959529You could just tell him tho
Just send Lyons instead lol
>>740968549What game?
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of this absolute unit?
>>740972183
>>740972183at least he's better than the negro shitbull mommy which we got in the last DLC
>>740972183He's no Jimmy, but he will do. Total Jimmy Love!
I wish Cassia was implantable so you could see her underwear
>"our title is getting the most engagement, look!">implying it isn't all people shitting on the gameWhat were they thinking?
GoW was always w*ke garbage>waah muh wife
I prefer this one.
>>740967431>>740971449All the jokes is make people who think the game looks shit look bad by association, producing more defenders for this trash.And they're not particularly funny, either.
>>740967431There are 3 issues>aged up faye like 10 years for no reason>cube called frank + quips>gross taika kiketiti new zealand ribbon + quipsShould have been a slam dunk since Faye was such a huge part of nuGOW.
>>740971593Oh no. Not the defenders... whatever will we do?
another Nier crossover confirmed?
So it was polfaggotry. Fuck man this board has gone to total shit
>>740972304neck yourself jew, gamergate started here
>>740971629Japan hasn't really been releasing PEAK lately.
>>740972304Meds?
>>740971298Show up to a cosplay event like this in 2005 and it would be a hilarious joke, but now everyone would just assume you're yet another unpassable tranny and get uncomfortable.Trannies ruin everything
It feels like they are are just reject theater kids trying to justify that they are adults
Was it really that bad?
>>740969006Exciting things happening to you doesn't make you an exciting person.
>>740970060Super Sonic and Super Silver purge the virus by warping it into the sun.
>>740940948Should've just been Blaze desu. I say that because I'm not a Blazefag, like she's cute but she ain't mah waifu, so I don't care if she would've become a laughingstock, it would've made logical sense.She had only appeared in one game at that point, and they seemingly tried to retcon her origin in 06 anyways. She hasn't been relevant as a character since Rush Adventure back in 2007. Iblis being sealed inside her since birth would've explained her fire powers, which is presumably still the canonical explanation if 06 is taken as canon, that she was reborn in another dimension with Iblis' fire powers after getting it sealed into her in Silver's scenario. But since this game flopped so bad, the official explanation is that Rush did happen first, and nobody recognized her in this because they all "had amnesia."
>>740970206>>740970240>>740970384thanks
>>740972063Their personalities are completely incompatible, they would've had to rewrite the entire story to try an account for that. That's like if the immediate next game after SA2 reintroduced Shadow as a feel-good '60s hippie. I will say that Elise's backstory would handily explain Blaze's frigid autism, if she was instructed to never cry or otherwise express strong emotions as an attempt to stop the fire demon from breaking out if she let her guard down in a moment of weakness.
why is this game uncharacteristically hard for a JRPG? i'm replaying it since i never managed to finish it as a kid but even now i'm too retarded to figure out how the Djinn system works.
What is kojima cooking up these days?
>>740967520What lengths will Kojima go to so that he can grovel to his beloved Hollywood stars?Will he circumsize himself and feed his foreskin to a hungry rabbi?
>>740971267>>740970939>>740969639WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?
tv and v are pro hunter boards
>>740969639Ironic.
>>740967520He needs to rip off his old ideas for ZoE 3 and do a game about ancient cultures getting alien power suits
Do not sexually debase the child princess.
been replaying oot and the game is way bigger than what i actually remember. It really is the best game of all time.
>>740971998If you're attracted to a fish that's a you problem
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>>740972360I wish I had a decent dick shadow template. I can't draw for shit.
Sage and report all Zelinktranny threads
Why did millennials and gen alpha decide to ruin gaming for us gen Zers
>>740968475I, MILLENNIUNC, SPEAK TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE VEIL OF MY THIRTIES TO SAY:Games used to be trying new shit all the time. When we hit the plateau of graphics getting better, and let's be honest they've gotten worse, the genuine artists and geniuses of their era were burnt out and tossed aside by slimy money-counters looking to add half a polygon to claim over the competition. We're wasting so much time on making games prettier when we could be making them bigger, wider, deeper, or smarter.
fuck millennials
never asked for this, its the times.
>>740969056Zoomers>Erm actually (universally agreed upon worst entry in the franchise) is the best one, and (universally agreed upon best entry) is overrated slopYou annoying faggots deserve misery, and I’m happy you’ll never be able to afford to own a home.
>>740969056Alphas will churn out of roblox into the major gaming franchises, trust. People though Zoomers were never going to churn out of Minecraft too.
Media that could turn into cool videogames.
>>740965535Ironically when this was first announced, media outlets were confused and thought it's an actual video game. I think gematsu reported on it.
>>740968646Who isn't in this show?
>>740970372I wish but no, the maid on maid violence is limited to one boss character.
>>740967790I'm convinced it's the best series in the last ten years, if not more, and it just came and went.
>>740972065It's just a fairly generic narco drama but they're cute anime maids.
somehow, Destiny returned....
1 SIX SEVEN, 8 SIX SEVEN
>>740971464destiny is as shit as maratroon. not less or more shitty, equally shitty
>>740971464just goes to show how smooth destiny fans brains are, "LETS GET BACK IN AND PLAY DESTINY 2 TO SHOW WE WANT DESTINY 3 REEEEEEEEEE" bungies does not give a fuckkkk , there money and time is in marathon, get the fuck over it. Pumping your money into destiny 2 is just funding marathon, they arnt and do not want to make destiny 3. fuck off with destiny 3 shit
>>740971464>bungie pulls the plug on destiny to save marathon>everyone leaves marathon hoping to save destiny>mfw they both end up dead
>>740972114>>740972283mad as fuck
