>does something>loses Why did he do it?
Still boughting the steam machine
>>741697251lmao
>>741697473hard drives are discsthey're faster too
Why do they keep doing things? The only winning move is to do nothing. Always.
>>741697573Sure I have games downloaded on my harddrive, but i'm not making a steam account. Imagine having to login so you can access "your" games
https://x.com/Wario64/status/2069294115867537674The guillotine is over Marvelous' neck now. Make a new Senran Kagura or die.
>>741697247Make the fucking port to pc or we will find someone else to do so.
>>741695530>Aquaplus talking about bringing back Dungeon Travelers after the last Utawarerumono game had zero fanservice>when 2 and 2-2 were denied off SteamIt will stay JP exclusive if it ever does happen. Good riddance.
>>741695337It's so fucking over
>>741695763When the UN through American voice pushed Japan to ban possession of child porn because of (((western))) sensibilities. After that it has been slippery slope after slippery slope. 1980s desu
The japs that wanna get their games to fans in the west should just get an english translation made and put it into the base game, then western fans can buy that. It wouldnt matter at that point if say NoA tried cock blocking the release in the states for example
You have been tasked by a publisher to create the worst video game ever made. What do you make?
>>741693034The same things they've been making for a decade now. Why try and improve on perfection?
>>741693034god of war 18
Singleplayer linear character action game with over the top cutscenes, a silly plot, big titty sidekick, a protagonist that tries too hard to be cool, made by a japanese studio.
>>741693034I'd just make a sports game. They all fucking suck and are for retarded normies.
> god of war laufey and the Reddit cube as MC’s> “Focus M” dialogue> concord side character design> shadow of the colossus empty open world but with UE5slop graphics>E33 free download pack animations> ARK’s subtle sun glare>soundtrack composed by that one shop music anon>seraphic blue’s unskippable one hour cutscenes>mandatory NTRgive me more
They're calling today the steamie 9/11.
why can't y'all stop thinking about trannies that video was from last year
>>741696971we are anonymous, we don't forgive, we don't forget. go back to plebbit.
>>741696971Piss off.
>>741696971dilate, troon
>>741696315archive?
Any chance this will becoming the game we've all been dreaming of?
>>741692059>Dreaming ofNo Set your expectations to large scale 40k RTS, maybe something like Ultimate Apocalypse but with real developer polish for something actually possible.
whats stops me from just spamming space marines?how can any other unit have a chance?
how will castle sieges work without siege tools like ladders and towers?
>>741692059>Any chance this will becoming the game we've all been dreaming of?Only if I get to kill T'au again.
>>741697252Same as the tabletop, points (resources)>>741697304You pour so much ammo unto it that it collapses from the extra weight
>>741697190>not a single video game in sight
>>741691463I have my summer car
My ps4 is still going strong
>>741691247literally me
>>741691495>a $1000 PC isn't as good as a $2000 consoleMaybe, but it would already be comparable for half the price and you can get a significantly better PC for $1500, still cheaper than the nogaemstation.
More ugly women who screamSigh, who would want to buy this?
>>741696247Udo was very attractive when he was young
>>741689865Horror has been a socially-conscious genre for longer than you've been alive
>>741689691Nowadays you can just AIslop the generated frames to give it a muh realism look.
>>741696520Yeah no argument here but is he a attractive woman?
>>741696520Didn't he die?
Thoughts?
>>741697213Did you make your own character in Disco Elysium?
>>741690103kek
silhouette sexo
zero sales: for dead games
Anyone who played this commie trash should be put on a list and thrown in the ocean.
$1500 TO PLAY RETRO GAMES
>>741697285I thought the Ouya was that piece of shit that only let you stream games but then I remembered that was the Stadia kek
>>741697340>cube shaped console pretending to not be a console>runs an OS that's a fork of something else>underpowered but overpriced>mainly used to play old games>no real use case>primary appeal is novelty>dead on arrivalI guess Ouya came with the controller though so it was less of a ripoff in that regard.
They really should have just cancelled it when the prices for components went all retarded>Don't make a fool of yourself>Easily offload the blame onto Sam Altcoin and co.I dunno why they didn't
>>741697101Yes saar please provide needful counterargument saar
>>741695712LOL
Why were people angry against Fire Emblem on the Nintendo DS
>>741677858I don't know, I liked SD. I really like the presentation with characters being faceless and stuff on the map and in battles, it just looks a lot cooler to me than the other games, it has a sort of realistic feel to it.
>>741678832As someone who started with Awakening, I really feel like an OG Fire Emblem who witnessed what Awakening did after seeing what Engage is doing right now
>>741695332They could do a Star Fox "if they die they're to injured to join the next chapter" route. That way they can still have a punishment while not needing to write around the possibility of 95% of the cast being dead
>>741695332>>741697541oh, that's basically what you said. I guess that's what I get for replying halfway into reading your post
>>741682842Enemy turn skip or just make it faster, battle forecast numbers in the actual battle screen, scrolls don't disappear when unequipping them, add in the cut weapons (Rexflame, Rexcalibur, etc), GBA link maps unlocked after completing the game a set number of times or some other way, add lunatic mode for every region, give Sothe a promotion or increase his status caps, rework the Double Bow to how it works in RD, rework the Warrior/Berserker mastery skill to not suck.
Now that the dust has settled. What is our honest thoughts on this character?
>>741695565Hush faggot.
>>741692256Pure sexoo I would say
>>741691835I like her.
>>741697313She looks 13 and thats a good thing. I don't get this push to be ashamed of our own nature. If she bleeds then its nature telling us its okay to love her
>>741697409>election touristsIts only woke people having a melty over her tranny
>More Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC news in 2 daysWhat do you hope to see, stupid human?
>>741697464nigger
Co opI hope...I dream...
How many reskinned Cyclops do I get this time?
>>741697574fuck off
>>741692965SPEARS!
>You think>*crack* *ssiiiiiiiiiiip*>because you drink Sparkling Water, you are strong?
>>741694964i bought a sparkling water machine, best decision ever
An ice-cold topo chico is the most refreshing thing I've ever had in my life. I've never had San Pellegrino, but the company likes to market it as a "luxury rich person" sparkling water, and you can buy it at fucking Wal-Mart.
>>741694964>don't give him a fucking beer
>>741696790They fucking suck. Bottled fizzy water is way cheaper than getting those CO2 cans over and over.
Soviet campaign > US campaign
>>741697485Should have gotten a gamesaar aimlabs bro.
The prophecy is complete
>>741694431Videogames are an industry of failure. The winner is whoever trips over their own feet least.
>muh palwurld
Nintendo is a woke company, they deserve to go bankrupt
Not my problem
Atari chads keep on winninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsZWT-0-IE
Summer sale in 3 days, what are you nerds consooming?
>>741681406The tragedy of sparking zero is that the anime music DLC never goes on sale
>>741659686>piracy is stealingIf only you could steal iq points
>>741635052dude I’m trying shut up
>>741634705Zachtronics Solitaire
>neuron deactivation
we're just clowning around in this thread
>>741697185armor is damaged
>>741697370Double the clones, get one to pet me and one to rim me
>>741696880These were the patch notes on the MAC mistake, probably not final since the MAC build had several issues but maybe a good starter point.
>>741694684Pocketpair needs to add Katress and Dupin lap pillow animations.
Can I find Dupin without updating to 1.0 already?
Which is better?
>>741685406i don't know how gog (or steam) manages this but it always gives me great deals of a product that I've already bought for a same price on Steam like a month later... on games I'm waiting on both stores to put a good deal GoG is always rather slow... is anybody else experiencing this?The only thing it was faster it was on Breath of Fire 4 and a D&D collection I got with Icewind Dale, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights and Planescape Torment games.
>>741685406Gog for old games, steam for everything else
>>741685406GOG is basically a donation box.
>>741687102Because the pirated GOG installers are hosted on file drops. GOG uses a CDN on dialup.
>>741694972>That's every fucking company latinx. But you trannies are the only ones who pretend your cult is somehow different.>And GOG in the very same ToS fucking says they won't take actual offline installers you bought and have right to use you fucking retard. They can take away your means of acquiring that installer in the first place, you mentally unstable faggot.>I really wish you're going to get beheaded by your local drug cartel.Keep seething, swindled axewound.
>single channel RAMOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>741696583>That pc is about 3 times the power of the steamcubeWhat the makes the pc I posted supposedly so much more powerfull. The main differences I see is >8GB DDR6 VRAM VS 8GB DDR7 VRAM>Some more cores and threads on the CPU of the PC>The steam machine actually used DDR5 RAM compared to DDR4 on the PC, don't the the Hz of the Steam machine. I fail to see any really meaningful difference between them then other then a better CPU on the PC
>>741689641valvecattles ≠ "pcbros"they're on the same level as console niggers with their cuck machine 9000
>>741690474If you want upgradeability then I wouldn't get a Steam Machine. This kind of product is for the dummies who couldn't upgrade a pencil by sharpening it
>>7416973185060 is considerably more powerful. I'm not sure it's 400 USD more powerful or whatever the premium is though.
But..... What be RAM?
It's a luxury device for enthusiast couch gamers. Sorry you got priced out, but it just is what it is. Some of you just weren't meant to enjoy everything.
>>741696445>Nobody is talking about "selling it for the price of components"So you never once saw anons posting pic related and quoting the speculation from this video over and over again?OK.FWIW I agree with you that the price of the Steam Machine sucks and is not worth buying at that price point for anyone that has the slightest clue of what else is out there, I'm just saying I saw this coming from a mile away that it was going to be north of a thousand dollars in spite of the speculative retards. Again, I wish I screenshotted some of those conversations as I went in-depth before concluding $999 for the minimum SKU. If anything, I still underestimated yet anons called me an antishill or a shitposter for saying it.
>>741696550How did you manage to make it gayer?
>>741693979I dunno man, I just plug my usual desktop PC into the TV for the same result.
>>741693979The fact that there is so many sheep in the world that just happily eat up sloppy shit is why general society will always be garbageWhy make better products or create a better world when the low IQs are content with mediocrity
>>741693979>luxury>hardware from 10 years ago
