Colette is the cutest!I don't even like cute things, real men don't even have that word in their lexicon, but I had to make an exception because she's just too much.
>>743853443God Generals like the other anon said. And you said you didn't like the Grand Cardinals, but I think they were really good as minor villains. They had a strong presence during their story beats, and their heinous deeds were directly responsible for causing our protags to take action.
Sex with Colette.
>>743854875Colette is not for sexual.
>>743855603???
>>743855603No one is saying this.
What makes it so much better than its competitors?
i just don't know what a competitor could even offer. Like free games didn't do shit, lmfao. I got epic, claimed some games, never installed them
>>743854024Have a solid baseline, show willingness to improve at a reasonable rate, and don't agitate potential customers.Not saying that's a surefire way to success or it would be a big hit but it's at least something.
>>743840175lol turdie
>>743854024I couldn't even get that far with Epic. It ate one email claiming my account doesn't exist but when trying to recreate it it also claim my email was already used. Use an alt email just for them to fuck that up as well. I got a single free game on that one but literally never got to play it as the next time I try to open the client it wouldn't act right. Meanwhile on Steam my old email got deleted due to inactivity, told that much to the support ticket and what the new email I wish to use and they fix it literally on the same day. It seem like having real fucking people who know what they are doing working support does wonders, who would had guessed? Meanwhile every other company is trusting in AI that literally lies claiming it does stuff and just doesn't.
>>743855927I just thought of something stupid but true. It is quicker, safer, less hassle and more likely to work in general to pirate the game than to accept it for free from epic.
Is this the biggest humiliation ritual romance in crpgs??
>>743851413As a Necromunda player there's nothing that annoys me more than being lore relevantWhy the fuck do my band of crackheads know anybody even remotely connected to Hive nobility?
>>743851413imperial knights look cool though
>>743851413I just like tau for plasma rifle and rail guns. The alien coalition thing is kind of cool, but gw never went kroot and vespid. unpopular opinion, since most people like kroot, but they shot themselves in the foot having the species being extremely dimorphic; could have had hounds, krootox, and gnarlacs just being entirely different aliens.
>>743823439My character is not separate from me in any way whatsoever. We are one.
>>743818494They didn't bully Yrliet enough
Turks are pretty cool
>>743853643Agreed. It think they're quite underrated actually, they might be the coolest "rival" group in any game ever. >>743853717You're a fucking faggot and I hope you die in a fire while being raped. Not sure how that would work, maybe the dude is wearing some fire-proof vest, I don't know. But he rapes you, that's the important part.
>>743853792Turks distinguish themselves without getting dipped in Mako like soldiers, and that's precisely why they're Turks instead of helmetted foot soldiers who don't even get a company credit card. If someone like Reno took the faustian deal of trading his lifespan for more strength, he'd easily become a first class nipping at the heels of Sephiroth, and the same goes for Rude and the rest of them. If there were no drawbacks to becoming a soldier, then all the Turks and Rufus would go through with it, because why the fuck not?
>>743853643they do kidnapping and rape
>>743853792Rude's love for Tifa conquers all. Same as Tseng's love for Aerith, Reno's love for Cloud and Elena's love for Barret.
>>743853989way to declare you're a kike
Why is online game discourse so bad now?
>>743828139everything on the internet is dogshit because over the last 20 years the internet shifted from being primarily white people from the 1st world to brown shiteating subnigger pieces of shit from every shithole country on the planet, with a healthy dose of demoralization spearheaded by israel
>>743850867>reddit found out over 75% of their populace was bots>they still act smug about it
>>743828203/thread
>>743830783Yes some things did made it worse. But the thing is, you got too used to the internet and it does not feel as magical and mysterial as it used to be. There was a lot people complaining the internet, already in 2006. Its okay to feel this way, the thing is you need to do something new and unique like how you logged intzo the internet first time. It won't be easy and will make you feel bad, at the verge of abandoning but keep pushing and you might see it. If you always make safe gambles, you will never feel satisfaction nor gain enough to justify the time.
>>743828203
Has Banjo had a good decade /v/?
>>743854937Banjo Threeie never ever>But but nuts and bolts>Never ever
>>743854937>>743855236The world would be better if Nintendo never lost Rare. They should just buy every studio they can get at this point
>>743855356Would rather not see every studio turned into slop houses
>>743854937Decade of being dead?
>>743854937>think this is old>2022I wonder what this artist thinks now
What are you playing?
>>743855440Lords of the fallen?
>>743855553https://store.steampowered.com/app/3333250/Crimson_Oath/
Explain to me why Mario Kart 64 is better than Mario Kart 8?
>>743852641surreal how they even remotely think it's a good idea to copy the SNES version with the that shitty cast of characters
>>743830394I've never heard of any of this. Especially "snaking". You got this from AI
>>743854194I played the little test thing and it basically just feels like a souped up version of SMK. I'm sure if you really fucking like "2D" racers like SMK then you'll like it, but the premise is already really fucking niche. I guess we'll see if they end up letting you try out grand prix or online.
>>743829838It's not.
>>743829838It's Mario Kart with the bare essentials and the first one with 4P locally. Pretty dry and suffers from being among the earliest lot of N64 games released, but there's some appeal to having far fewer superfluous mechanics distract from actual racing. The same devs made F-Zero X which is better but it's more mechanically demanding and makes more visual concessions, so understandably it isn't anywhere as popular.>>743854386Snaking is primarily a DD and DS thing with mini-boost spam.
Vidya bounces thread
squeak
>vidya 3dpd
>743855706disgusting gook
>>743855849>>743855938
Anyone miss how XBOX used to try with Japan? I am playing my old 360 and it's fun as shit.
>>743849637It's the Japanese fault, had they given SNOY some competition instead of being samurai so honoraburu they wouldn't have pulled the shit they did with the PS4. Imagine if nintendo never caught on in the US because american pride took precedent over common fucking sense. We'd probably be stuck with Atari 2600.
>>743849637Japanese are very national pride. If it didn't start in Japan they won't play it. Mincraft is the only exception ever. The Xbox push was retarded, but hey, when have they ever understood a consooomer?
>>743854625*sigh*Grand Theft Auto VApex Legends Dead by DaylightOverwatchFortniteAmong UsFall GuysSkyrimCall of DutyCupheadUndertaleTerraria;)
>>743850958>how poor can you getWell, looks like OP is playing on a CRT TV/monitor so he must be a third worlder.
>>743854917thank you for the list of gamesI don't want to play any of them
Anyone else agree that Jacob's Ladder should be a Quality 4 Item?Quality 0 - Bad/weird itemsQuality 1 - Gives you a minuscule boostQuality 2 - Gives you a noticeable boostQuality 3 - Very good, makes you quite a bit strongerQuality 4 - Makes you powerful, one of these can make the run on its own.Jacob's Ladder is crazy. You just hold down the fire button and even if you miss, the bolts will just come out and kill everything in the room. It's piercing, homing, and spectral. Feels like Quality 4 in my eyes.
>The Bethesda Game Studios union has filed a new legal complaint against Xbox, claiming the company violated Canadian labor laws in handling layoffs at its Montreal studio.These damn, lazy, useless bitches,how can they be so shameless?They churn out a bunch of trashy games, waste the company’s money, and spend all day spouting nonsense about LGBTQ+ and Black supremacy, yet they think they have the right to keep their jobs?Are these people living in a fucking bubble or something?They seem to have absolutely no clue how the real world works.
>>743851318>I CANT LET THEM MAKE ANOTHER FALLOUT GAME>ITS MY IP TO SIT ON AND DO NOTHING WITH
>>743853596Oh, shut up, Todd.
>>743851318It happens all the time and usually pretty cut and dry. Either they violated a labor law or they didn't.
MS literally gave them hundreds of millions of dollars to pay their salaries for years while they made games and they didn't do anything. You're telling me they spent 400 million on starfield between 500 employees and that was the best they could do? They obviously spent months not working on the game
>>743855956I don't think you understand how a budget works anon. But even then, for the sake of argument, lets assume 400 million dollars was spent 100% on salaries, and everyone got an equal cut. $400,000,000 divided by 500 people, over the 8 years of development would mean everyone would have only gotten paid $100,000 a year. Now the canadian tax takes what it takes, whatever benefits you have, and you're getting 6 figures take home. And again, that is assuming everyone gets paid evenly, and 100% of the budget is spent on salaries - which would be a silly thing to fucking do.
Hopes?Expectations?Fears?
>>743854268shame, just imagine a water temple dungeon with key hunting like its arr
>>743855130EH REH doot do donnnnn UH uREHHHHH
>>743821726sphene forgive me but we need gaia...
>>743821726Hoary Boulder has a personality and the Scions have no roes unless you play as one, so him
>>743821726Sphene so she can be the little sister character while Alisae seethes
>watercolor, ink>desaturated tones>high contrasting white highlightsWhy did we regress from this into highly vibrant saturated slop?
>>743852743Shrimple. They hired an artist to make these cool designs and at some point they realized they needed to simplify and standardize so other artists could replicate
>>743853519are they all the same flavor? what's the point?
>>743855367We've raised the zoomies wrong
>>743854415yes, 100% unironically
>>743852743One was made by random memebers of the team becacuse they thought they were cool, and the other is made by suits to sell merchandise.
What is the exact moment Morrowind gets good?
>>743830905When you start the game
>>743851926Old Ebonheart, do guild quests.
>>743848605>when I use a hilarious, if dated, memeFTFY.
People can't enjoy Morrowind because they have a podcast and music playing on another monitor while smoking on a vape.If you can't get immersed in a RPG then its a waste of time. Yea the quests aren't exciting, they're meant to steer you into the world. You can't even go 5 minutes without finding a town, cave or dungeon anyway.
This is actually shit. Why did you lie to me?
>>743849346>>743850283next you're going to tell me this ancient piece of shit from the 1940s isn't a masterpiece even though everyone on bluesky is praising it as the most intense shooting action game of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM5reigEnv4
>>743846895Sound like you’ve never played it desu. It has very little in common with shinobi other than ninjas
>>743821572I've been saying it's shit for about 30 years.t. 45 year old.
>>743852889sounds like you never played shinobi/rolling thunder/dragon buster or are just a retard who doesn't know what you're looking at
>>743821572I played this on an online emulator when I was 15 and found it pretty fun. But it's a one time thing, there's really no replay value.
Falcom nukes the largest archive of their music on YouTube.
>>743849242twitch doesn't have live DMCA retard
>>743846980Fuck Falcom and their rabid dog fans, all Gust music is still on YouTube, and it's way better music btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBZTMJjo0Xkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fav-KHW8Qghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_t1OFGS1YQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amoXHZEKQk8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBGofXfoC2M
When i upload music to youtube i also upload it to mega and leave a link in video or comments. Sure enough it gets silenced but the links are still there and videos still get likes
>>743851081>falcom finally reminding people who's in chargeafter they rereleased ys x with minor upgrades for full price, I decided I'm in charge and they can go fuck themselves
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no it's not falcom's fault>don't you get it? falcom's my religion! my god! they can't do anything wrong>i consume their slop! their feces! they would never do this!>please understand! PLEASE!Holy cultist meltdown. What's even going on here? Are you listening to yourself? kek holy shit
Todd Howard, American video game designer, director, and producer, age 55.
>>743850258His data will be all fucked up and perma bugged now. Don't meddle in forces beyond human understanding.
Todd wonhttps://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/2079924659596697971
>>743851178h1b is an absolutr scamthey supposedly have it to import skills that were lacking but cs majors have been OVERproduced in this countryso many of them are already without jobsthis just makes it blatant
>>743849858He didn't do the needful
>>743849969he's had a hard week, he needs his rest
The faces of the Xenoblade series
>>743853779still fapped to Zeke and Rex doujin shota Rex is better, adult Rex is ugly
>>743835295Why didn't the woke cry about this?
>>743855645They did, are you new here?
>>743855725But then why are those people excited for the new Xenoblade?
>>743826882>NOOOOO they were too hot and made the game sell too much>we HAVE to correct course and go back to ugly characters covered like it's antarcticaHow stupid are monolith soft?
>Requires Windows 11.Nah~ I think I'll just keep playing on the emulator.
Hello from Seattle.If you bought an original Xbox digital game back in the day and played it via emulation on the 360, you already own it on Xbox One, Series, and the Xbox app on Windows 11. That part's old news. What's changing is the layer underneath it.Internally the direction has been to retire Xbox's console-specific OS stack ahead of the next hardware cycle. The end state, and this has been the stated goal in planning docs for a while now, is Windows 11 as the actual runtime for Xbox software, console included, by 2030, maybe sooner if the abstraction work goes smoothly.The sequencing is roughly:OG Xbox emulation, already shipped, already on Windows via the Xbox app.360 titles brought over the same way, this is further along than people think.An abstraction/compat layer for Xbox One and Series titles, so publishers don't have to touch anything. No recompiles, no cert resubmission, it just works.If it lands the way it's scoped, by the time the next box ships, the "legacy" catalog and current-gen Windows library converge, same account, same entitlements, doesn't matter which box you bought it on.Xbox One launch... we remember it. But look at the other side of the industry: Sony has never emulated PS3, and PSP/Vita purchases are functionally stranded, no path to PS4 or PS5 outside of streaming through PS Plus Premium, which is a rental model, not honoring what you bought. PS5's PS4 compatibility is fine, but that's one generation of goodwill, not a policy.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>743833035Microshills mad lmao so sad
If its on steam or gog for 5 bucks each then sure. Otherwise no dice.
>>743815686does this mean i can finally play L&L online since i never could as a kid?all those hours spent against bots just farming kills with grenade launchers on impact or making the sword bitch call people motherfuckers
>>743855064it's funny they're dropping all this shit two weeks after firing the father of xbox back compat stuff
