Games to play on your birthday?
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/design/splinter-cell-designer-says-modern-lighting-have-made-stealth-games-harder-to-read
just don't use modern lighting then
>>739433305Okay but Splinter Cell is not supposed to have modern lighting. Its supposed to have Splinter Cell lighting. This is why I don't want these assholes touching Splinter Cell. There is no way in hell developers today would get it.
>>739433305Splinter Cell was never good. These games were depressing as hell even. So dark, so generic. Very mediocre games. The first game has to be the most saddest game I have ever played. It is such a product of its time. I struggled to get through it. Everything is so dark and drab. Just made me want to kill myself. I've never played any other games that put me in such a low mood like Splinter Cell games did.
>>739441505Not really a stealth game but I picked up an indie imsim that was fun to play stealth for a bit, writing/humor was kind of corny though. Sir Kicksalot
>>739433949Noticed this in Rift Apart, it's hard to tell what's enemies and what's the critical path as everything is overly detailed slop and there are particle effects absolutely everywhere. Games used to have clear visual language they would use to quickly communicate with the player and allow them to rapidly parse information, but that art has been lost.
>3.6B for the initial purchase>1B for staff retention (most of the top heads left anyways)>A 700M initial loss from Marathon>Having to lay a ton of the Destiny 2 team
>>739444347Promises mean jack shit in the corporate world. Either you get it in writing or prepare to be backstabbed.
Marathon is the gift that keeps on giving.
This purchase was a retarded waste of money. MS got 100x the value from their studio purchases, Bungie has no IPs except Destiny which they just killed.
>>739449367Bethesda has yet to deliver shit in terms of actual value to MS and CoD has shit the bed and declined hard since their purchase
>>739442494>Making our money back? No, you don't understand. We paid to watch a famous studio wither and die.
Would you date a girl from Morrowind?Actually, of all the Elder Scrolls races, which do you think would be the best and worst to date? And for the more adventurous out there, feel free to share your thoughts on dating the more minor races, like https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Tamriel_Data:Races Poison Song is 3 months away btw, I hope you finished Grasping Fortune
>>739447825I don't know how you Skyrim fucks find these uncanny Barbie dolls appealing.
>>739432794Daggerfall was when the Redguards were still a fully fictional fantasy people with dark skin but straight hair and blue eyes instead of phenotypically subsaharan african with woolly hair and flat noses
>>739434210>writes extremely racist things>makes it kino because ooooo space>attracts young tribal member girl>dicks her down a few times>gets her to help with his work>spend more time with niggerman the cat, forgets about foid>leaves her>continues to hate jewsa man after my own heart
>>739432884Off topic, but I'm so glad LoGH is still being posted.
>>739435004>female domreddit sexualityyou and the furniggers can go fuck off back there
How many of you have completed Mewgenics?
>>739447806>Most useful act boss pool lootYeah sure, the creator has great items but you know how much of a hassle is the infinite runs are, Mr. Ballsack pool need a buff as well
>1.1>mages buffedfinally, time to go back and start act 3
>>739446690>>739446751>>739448090lmao thanks for the spoonfeed, here's a cool picture of my kitty
>>739449175holy shit he's a fucking NECRO
>>739449175giga chad cat
You are if you gave nvidia your money in the past 5 years.
>>739448264I love being rich and not knowing it because im financially illiterate
>>739446920>In the future personal computing will not exist. Instead everyone will have their own AI assistant and that AI assistant will have its own computing.If nobody can afford new PCs or even mobile phones in the future, how are they going to have an AI assistant? Does it just appear out of nowhere like a biblical angel or something?
>>739447238>laughs in crysis KILLERde-facto GPU of the time
>>739448675Super size 1GB was more than enough to render decent graphics. Now they've convinced retarded gaymers 64GB won't cut it.
>>739448576"Everyone" does not include us.By "everyone" he means everyone on Elysium
OSRS is now less popular than it was 6 years ago.>Sailing misfires, adds nothing to the game>The game is even more "Ironscape" with all the mechanics dumbed down and skilling and economy made pointless to cater toward ironmen>None of the SOVL is left, only the most awful mechanics remain (slot machine raids that reward you for thousands of hours of work)When is Oldschool Runescape OSRS going to come out? At this point, nothing will make me log back in short of restoring the original Runescape WITHOUT the grand exchange.
>>739440473Crazy, I haven't left CG in the past 5 months so I haven't noticed the difference desu
>>739445617The game lost 100k concurrent players. Are u a Retard sir
>>739440556Absolutely players because OSRS updates as of the last few years have been>obscene droprates that cause people to burn out>completely worthless content that no one will interact with including ironmen>sailing which was a massive nothingburger because the team is too afraid to follow rs3 and tie useful things behind it
I always thought RS2 to be closer to Diablo 2 in terms of its combat than WoW. The bossing in D2 isn't mechanically overwhelming, rather it's a gear check and enables you to farm for gear to do bigger gear checks for fatter loot. I don't understand why they decided to change up the philosphy of the boss design.
They upped it AGAIN?
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>>739442781flash porn game series>>739443373hightale hall>>739444745rainfurrest and its more like before, during, and after
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>>739447039No thanks, faggot.
>>739440404>The Iron Giant
Star Mission, Kingdom, and Secret Agent were always my go-tos
what was /v/ like in 2004?
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>>739448387snoys live in a different reality from the rest of us. that's why things like the truth make them violently upset. like a cult
>>739448387>>739448172Sony is obviously gonna eat the cost and make it up with games
>>739448517That's the kind of thing a friend would do. Sony's not your friend.
>>739447361Is actually more like:>$500/$550 Switch 2 >:( >:( >:(>900/1000 PS6 *crickets*They've been VERY quiet about the PS5's price hikes in all these years, why makes you think they will not do the same to the PS6?Deflecting to Nintendo every time Sony fucks up is all they got
>>739447669>people are going to spend over $800 on a new playstation so they can continue buying the same yearly slop since the PS3/Xbox 360 era
>"Would I like to supersize it? Nah, I'll be okay with just the lar-- Actually, you know what? Yeah, I'll go for the supersize."
>>739422215>>739422902Nah Kystal would order a frappe.
>>739429449>The most popular and widely recognizable character in the franchise.You left out the reason why. The hint is e621
Everyone talks about how Command ruined Krystal's character, but Assault did an even bigger number on Wolf. They portrayed him as a tough veteran pilot with a begrudging respect for his rival just ONE time, and everyone took that to mean he's gay for Fox.
>>739449246Command is non-canon AU dipshittery le ironyfag
>>739449374>revealing outfits.outside of adventures when have her outfits been revealing? I haven't see her atire in command because I skipped that game cuz it looked like ass but I remember her outfit being fairly normal in assault, she had cleavage but so do most girls with her size no matter what they wear. was it the open top?
This guy walks into your village, slaps your gf's ass and says ERECTUS. what do you do?
>>739448507look at that meat he's packing in his pants. how would i even compete?
>>739448798I'm kinda mad that everyone just remembers wololo, but nobody remembers>HAYO-OYOYO
>>739448957>look at my gfShe's the only one you got?Not much of a girlfriendYou never seem to get a lot
>>739448507e=mc2 trooperbig daddy
>>739448507I tell her freshly three spawned clubmen brothers from the barracks to rush his town centre home
because the last one got deleted for some reason
>>739448714kys avatartranny
>>739448846>>739448781Cool samefagging, but unfortunately you're still retarded. I know you're just an angry mod jealous at me and my accomplishments, but there's no need to destroy good threads because of that. I graciously let you post in your terrible threads, and this is the thanks I get? Abysmal.
>>739448714>>739449039You're a lowcow.
>touhou thread dies>throw tantrum and shit up shmup thread with falseflagging and trollingwhy are they like this
>>739449318Yeah, yeah, Janny. Another 20 Bethesda threads, and I'm sure your depression will be healed.
What am I in for?
>>739446228stop killing my dream im fucking dying for more stealth gamesalso this shit feeling kinda KINO right now, i'm fucking batman as shitbatmobile do look kinda gay tho
>>739446374RIP. This isn't a stealth game even if you go out of your way to stealth as much as possible. Batman is supposed to punch people and the fun part of the game is Batman punching people.Driving the Batmobile is pretty fun and goes well with cape gliding. Actually having to shoot things in the Batmobile is mediocre, though.
>>739446374Batmobile isn't so bad, it's just they make you use it more often than you'd like and there's too much emphasis on how cool it's meant to be. There's optional challenge maps if you want more stealth too.
>>739443394Kino>>739447050I think that like 60% of peoples' issue with the car is misplaced anger from there being no combat boss fight against Arkham Knight and Deathstroke.
Knight has plenty of stealth sections. They differ from previous Arkham games' stealth sections by having a lot more enemies and far more verticality. It's not uncommon for a stealth encounter to have 3-5 floors now, and batman will magnet onto anything he can to prevent you from directly approaching someone from the top vantage points.
>more powerful than PS2>still lostwhy?
>>739449145Only if you consider the Atari Jaguar, Phillips CD-I and the 3DO part of the PSone/N64/Saturn generation
>>739439563These games aged like shit i want to play mario and pokemon and zelda and smash not this 3rd party slop
>>739439072>console uses mini-DVD's which was a deal breaker for many big developers, notably square soft>In contrast to the current 9th gen of home consoles, the "winner" of the 6th gen was largely decided by 3rd party support over 1st>well behind PS2 and Xbox in regard to 3rd party titles largely due to mini-DVD limitations>unusual design of the C Stick prevented significant development of FPS titles which were extremely popular at the time>only console of the 3 that didn't support dvd video playback making it a harder purchasing decision for families with less expendable income>well behind xbox in regard to online services>first time in Nintendo's history where they had 2 major competitors instead of 1>company reputation for making child-friendly titles where a huge percentage of video game audience was teenagersThe Gamecube was honestly one of Nintendo's best consoles of all time on the virtue of 1st party library quality, it just dropped at the wrong time and had too many strange quirks.
>>739439219This is often repeated but complete bullshit because most people at the time couldn’t afford dvds, and bootlegs didn’t work on an unmodded ps2. The truth is people just liked the ps2 games more. Huge hits like GTA3, metal gear solid 2, SOCOM, and kingdom hearts all dropped within a year or two. Literally every boy in my middle school class had a ps2, some also had a gamecube or xbox, but they all had a ps2. It was just flat out the more popular console because of the games. Anyone saying otherwise is full of shit.
gamecube/ps2 threads are always the same 5 posts on repeat
wtf is his problem?
Reminder that jensen in MD is the original and not a clone. Fuck you anon, you know who you are.
>>739448856In general I'm amazed that IT staffers don't go postal. It'll be even worse for them in the cyberpunk future.
>hack his emails>he submitted a pitch for a TV show about the adventures of a self-insert cool hacker guy>the rejection email flat out tells him nobody likes hackers and the current "in" thing is ex-cops
>>739444471He's just upset no studio has picked up his script and is taking out it on others.
>>739449124>things (((they))) want you to believe in
Are attractive women important for you when you choose to buy a game?
>>739448448Many are saying this.
>>739442262Female rat creatures are lovely, not as much as bat creatures, but still have their charms.
>>739445975people who choose animal genitalia for their flavor of anthros are into bestiality it's not even slander, it's a factsame goes for the fags who like knots
>>739395164Yes.
>>739447174>nolgorbs ordeal>look>full of skinmpy thick anthro women>it's a jump king rage gamepain
Where did Sonic go wrong?
>>739445768Open world hub is bland.Tacked on RPG progression.DMC combo monkey combat has no business being there.Fucking toggable speed. Basically asking your players to make the gameplay.But really, it all started with Forces.
>>739447651This is also an underrated point, but I have a hard time imagining the game that would have replaced it.
>>739445768Seriously, where the fuck's the new 3D Mario?
>>739445768They never knew what to do with Sonic in 3D. In 2D, the "gotta go fast" concept worked because of the bright colors and the sense of speed but even then, they were already ruining it by having to sell 3 and S&K separately. The jump to 3D was a disaster from day one, and they never really knew what they wanted to do. It's no different from other 90 mascots that were born and died in the 2D era. The difference is that Sega was a bigger company than others and cultivated enough dedicated autists to keep the brand relevant.
>>739445768sonic heroes, shadow the hedgehog, and sonic 06 were rushed pieces of shit. Instead of trying to make another sonic adventure style game but with proper dev times and resources, they came to the conclusion that nobody wanted that due to the aforementioned games so they instead went on to do what they did with the following games
so anon, did YOU find anything new in this version yet? don't tell me you're some wiki checking faggot who immediately rushes to see what's been added before you play, are you?i got a strange event where the whole world went extremely bright for several minutes and nothing else seemed to happen and i don't know if that's new or not but i've never heard of it beforeplease keep this thread clean and not horny
>>739447137(You)
i didn't understand why everyone is so attached to their kerfur until i got mine and now i love him he's so helpful and sweet and is like my partner at this job i appreciate him and want to protect himi understand now
>left a buncha shit on the shelf, among them useful and expensive items and a tile >got the locker looker>post game crash my shit was no longer on the shelfwhere the FUCK did it goat least i can make more money and repurchase the stuff but the tile is gone forever
I only played Abiotic Factor and Dunkeltaler Forest was in that recently as a crossover. There was literally no pressure, no threat, nothing scary and nothing to do, so it left me very confused and unsatisfied. You talk to a guy, go to a couple dishes and he gets abducted by aliens which feels like the intro to something, but it just ends there.I'm guessing there's more to VotV than that?
>>739449346VOTV is kind of an open ended game with a lot of leeway on how to play where the world does weird wacky shit around you, so yeah, trying to compress that into its own little game map is like trying to compress minecraft into a story the actual game is very much a matter of taste, but hey i like it, and it's free so give it a try if you feel like it
>"DADDY! I'M GOING TO FUCKING BURN THIS ENTIRE PLACE DOWN!"How are you, as a father, supposed to handle this?
>>739446887Sure, but liking the RIGHT kind of music make you special and unique!
>>739448823Stop posting about movies you watched some days ago on SneedTV
Why did this game cause Wukong and Stellar Blade "fans" to shit themselves?
>>739449241Because watching such waste of money is so hilarious you end up shitting yourself up.The game of the daughter of the richest known jew on the planet
>>739398535I have game pass, should I play this game for the lols?
