Howdy, sheriff.
>>726735529wow
>>726728308>monkeys eat bloonsit all makes sense now
>>726736874no it doesn't what the fuck are you talking about
>>726736936well monkeys eating rubber is wack but it does explain why the monkeys are massacring bloons
>>726736874I see how the glue gunners were created...
Niggas will watch 100 episodes of Goku saying he must be better but shit themselves in anger when Kratos says it.
>>726731203As he's snapping Baldur's neck, yes.
>>726734306>IESLB>Cuck fantasiesSHITrus lost. Broly and his canon wife Cheelai won.
>>726736343Then you apparently never read the manga. He's someone "who does good things, but is not a good person".
>>726736485...'t ever be canon or official.>BEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSMindbroken redditTRANNY self insert AUSTIST.Cry more while Cheelai become Beerus' personal plaything FROM OFFICIAL SOURCES.
>You will never be a real Broly. You will always be "BR:Broly" or "Broly (DBS)". You have no cool bling, You have no sweet duds, You have no based slacks. You wear gayass purple pants. You are a beta man twisted by paints, surgery and gay buzz lightyear color schemes into a crude mockery of Broly’s perfection.>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Players are disgusted and ashamed of you, they always play original Broly in the roster but never BR:Broly from Super, your “friends” laugh at your shitstained appearance behind closed doors.>Cheelai is utterly repulsed by you. Decades of DBZ consuming have allowed fans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fan OCs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a fan but still look more original than you. Your design structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to fight you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he notices those stupid purple pants of yours.>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight just like the weight of King Kai's gravity.>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a ship, tie yourself to it, and plunge yourself into a Black Hole and beg King Yamma to send you to the Home For Infinite Losers. Your father will find you, heartbroken but relieved that he no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of being the father of a knockoff. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your merchandising name "BR:Broly", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fake is buried there.>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
whats a good game to play when your life is slowly falling apart!
>>726736678HOLY fuck what quarrel Piano has against whites?
>>726736515Dragon Quest Vare you ok?
>>726736678MOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>726736515>dude what if innocent character was….le mentally ill!twistedgrim and his consequences
>>726737585We truly forgot this website's roots if we're posting shit like this.
What is it about games like Mouthwashing, Undertale, etc that brings out the craziest fuckers on twitter?
Some people are into weird stuff
They have stories which represent complex emotional struggles as simple black and white external struggles which are easy for autists to digest. Especially Undertale.
>>726734859Also, importantly, they present the stories framed through familiar and fun concepts like video games and science fiction. The world of Undertale is essentially canonicalized as a video game with all it's game rules being a part of the story. Mouthwashing similarly takes place in a fun exotic space setting and has a several story elements that are tied to the rules of how the space ship works. Autists love following the logic of rulesets, and it's mainly what makes the traumas in these stories so digestible for them since the conflicts are playing out in accordance with said game rules.
>>726732805troons
>>726733923So what exactly do grownups read about that triggers their brain? War conflicts about nazis, more political drama and cookbooks?
so why do people hate on this game again?
>>726731608I don't know, I never bought it
>>726731716Not because of this. The game is boring and the combat sucks
4chan is not "people".
the entire main quest j-wish story arch.
>>726737405Hey, fuck you, too. I'm a people unto myself.
what went wrong?
>>726711880>politics and culture war talkIt can be annoying but anyone who legitimately cares about the medium WILL be confronted by it and will either take issue with it and talk about it or tow the line, there's no avoiding it until it ends or someone loses.
>>726735363I remember that weird period when Adult Swim aired GenLock like years after the initial release, and it was so goddamn confusing to watch, I had zero idea what was going on.I liked the intro song though.
>>726735363yeah they probably think talking about suicide is automatically making they show mature
>>726735428Personally I just don't play AAA games anymore. Nudevs have degraded basically every aspect of AAA to the point I don't even bother to pirate them. I wonder if we're going to get a proper industry collapse.
>>726737143>video game industry continues to hit record profits yoy for over a decade>"heh don't worry a collapse is imminent"
Why did this piece of festering dog shit get as many sequels as it did?
>>726735574they had to find a way to reuse assets with V13 going down the shitter
>>726735574FFXIII cost a lot of money to make, but XIII-2 and LR did not because they could reuse the stuff they made for XIII. So the answer is "Because that way they could reuse asseys". XIII-2 and LR are budget games.
>>726735574one man with one simple mission
gamingbolt.com/ffxiiis-lightning-voted-japans-favourite-female-final-fantasy-characterJapanese companies make Japanese products for Japanese people.
>>726735574recycling assets. but, the sequels had the upside of coming after the huge backlash of XIII, so they were fun and retarded, as FF games should be.
>Came out 20 years ago>still the best multiplayer FPS ever madeHow did they do it?
>>726726970Your shit at video games. COD is easy mode baby tier shit
I hate iw4x and dedicated server fagsAll I want is to play stock tdm on stock mapsYou hop on iw4x and it's just like snipers only on Nuketown even tho the weapons and textures are in a slightly different quality and style between games making it look really bad
>>726735462yep IW4X now sucks ass or they have in dumb rules like how the match doesnt end when a nuke is used and it makes the map look like ass
>>726730684Yeah they can’t play this or anything else except attack women who are weaker than them
>>726726989I'm 41
At the end of the day this really is the best designed Keyblade
For me its
I always main the Kingdom Key
That's why they used it again with the χ-blade
>>726736756
So nice they made it twiceThrice if you count the Star Seeker fusion from KH3
She mogs other Nintendo girls tbqh
EGS Leaks for Sonic CrossWorlds confirm that Whisper is Boost type, will be meta on Day 1. Notably, NiGHTS is NOT Boost type and Pac-Man is Accel type. Arcade xillennials on suicide watch. Comicfags win bigly, everyone else BTFO.Full list:NiGHTS: SpeedGhosts: SpeedPac-Man: AccelTangle: AccelAiAi: HandingWhisper: BoostThoughts?
>>726734463Skates were my favorite in Riders, I'd love to see them back. Think if boards can be 2 part there's nothing stopping skates from also being front+back, top+bottom, or even something like shoe+lace/buckle (which could also just have the laces fly off from saws)
>>726721148That was a very early issue where Whisper’s characterization was completely different. She is no longer shy and according to Ian she thinks Silver is a retard who can barely control his powers. She also threw him under the bus to save her own skin when “falsely” accusing a team mate.
>>726712554Half of these aren't even from archie IDWsister.
>>726733361I put my hands on her shoulder and reach in to hug her Then she gives me a little shock
>>726726558unironically this>>726726589It's about sending Sega a message that I want Surge in more games
>if JRPG is such a cool genre, why isn't there JRPG 2.0->*blocks you're path*
>>726731428the racism le bad plot was so cringe. they didnt even talk about how 13% of the population are elda and commit 53% of violent crime
>>726736447I've still never finished Royal cause I played P5 twice to get all the achievements and got burnt out.
>>726736645>13% of the population are eldaThe main character is the only Elda you see for almost the entire game. You're thinking of Paripus.
>>7267333452.0 was the semi-real time arena combat of Tales of Phantasia and Star OceanPaper Mario is back to pure turn-based so it's 1.0, 1.5 at best
>>726733345Breath of Fire 5: Dragon Quarter ripoffs
He's literally never wrong.
>>726730773Cut perception and add physical instrument and endurance and you've got my build.
>>726731113>He won't see death coming.>>726728241He's wrong about literally everything. He's the most entertaining skill, not the most useful.
>>726728241>two minutes into the game>you should fuck herthanks half light
>>726737136>I want to have fuck with youTh-thanks, Half Light....
>>726737136He’s literally me
What are some male characters you like, /v/?
>>726736583i forgot berdly existed because i don't care about deltarune lmaoi did think about the other two
>>726718245>>726727004guh
>>726736801It opens up if you go into other mediums too. Lord Shen did nothing wrong. Plus if you look at something like Animal Crossing, Smug is a defined personality type and I wouldn't say no to Keaton.
Sue Sakamoto
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines 2 has already achieved cult classic statusWhat did we think of it?
I dont want to expose myself to any more of this cancer than I need to, how is the combat and weapons.
>>726723996I 100%'d it, over 7 playthroughs (I fucked up 1 ending cheevo), but otherwise same.>>726724592>Ryong cultistKill yourself and/or get some taste. Her weird, flip-flopping, foreign accent is intolerable, as is her lack of a personality.
>>726722473More like culled status lmao.
>>726735703Ryong was based because she actually seemed like a non-shit leader. Compare to Lou whose actions literally lead to vampires getting ass raped. Sucks we couldn't save her.
>>726737207>*gets dominated*Ryong would have been immediately couped by Katsumi.
Why was she so calm despite knowing she’s just an artificial brain scan stuck in a chip?Everyone else was freaking out
>>726733826MAX_EXCITABILITY_LEVEL was set really low in her config.yml
>>726735669she has fucking stimming toys in her room, she is an actual autist
>>726733826Denial about losing the coin flip.
>>726733826Catherine was already "really weird" by human standards before a copy of herself got dumped into a robot. She'd also been stuck as a robot for like months? She probably coped.
>>726733826She's an autismal, it helped that Simon was an easily manipulated dumbass.
Senran Kagura girls on the 'log, almost everyone is here!
oh no
>Katsuragi: Is a quasi-lesbo with a hoarse voice>Yomi: Flanderized to be BEAN SPROUTS BEAN SPROUTS>Ryouna: Is a dumb bitch>Kafuru: Not big enoughTherefore, Shiki is my favorite senran blonde. Souji too if anyone remembers she exists.
>>726736550>>726737246Is she legally certified?
>>726737424She's not real
I BELIE/V/E
>>726730272>2020 AlyxYikes!!
They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrr.
>>726726125>>726728572You are transgender
>>726721736>I BELIE/V/Ei think it's safe to assume there's always a new half-life game in development. the question for me is, is there anything innovative enough about the new hardware that half-life 3, of all games, is finally going to come out alongside them? the hlx leaks seem to suggest it's just going to be physics and destruction again, like half-life 2. i guess you could argue that this entire hardware launch is actually just them retracing their steps from 10 years ago. so maybe a new game that's more iterative than innovative wouldnt feel out of place. but half-life isn't the franchise they use for that. i'd be more inclined to believe in a new portal or a new left 4 dead or something to be honest.
The second I saw tyler mcnigger sited as a source I knew it was a nothing burger
>being invulnerable to the death note is irrelevant, your character must be able to stop Kira>it must be a targeted attack; destroying the world and getting him in collateral damage does not count>your character can rely on their allies so long as they are still responsible for most of the work (so summoning a god that can magically pinpoint Light does not count)>the above exception does not apply if your character is a normal person that canonically relies on organizations (Snake can be carried by The Patriots, Hitman can be carried by his organization, etc)>the verses are merged and balanced to each other, so for example if your character can target demons we can pretend this works on Ryuuk, but simultaneously assume Ryuuk can one-tap your verse because he relies on the Shinigami King's power to extinct any sort of life instantlyWell? Does your character have any chances?
>played the Horse GatchaI meaningame im just TURAINUH SAN which isnt my real name but thats not how this works right?
it's over...
>>726688116how does he know to start looking in Tokyo? How does he pinpoint light
>>726710959>he instant they've made enough of a connectionHow can they make the connection? You are assuming they know who kira is, where he is, how is he killing, while most of these characters would never figure out any of these things.
>>726735891Kira can drive people mad with the note, and have them confess and have said confession hold up under psionicsHe would then 100% have 30 seperate people die in this way simultaneously just to prove he can, and to undermine the investigation
>Always polite in chat>Wait for beginners to watch cutscenes before i progress>Help people that are struggling to understand sytems or mechanics>Play classes or roles that specialise in support and buffing teammates >Remember the party only moves as fast as its slowest member>Don't ninja loot>Be kind and understanding to other players who might be having a bad day irl and you would never know it>Never teabag or shit talk my opponents>Stop to ask any beginners i pass in mmos if they need any help, throw a few items their way to get them started>Never lose my temper or get upset, its just a game after all.When did you take the hopemaxxing pill and start enjoying videogames again?
>>726734190>Always polite in chatI don't use chat much, though when I do I'm neither polite nor rude (most of the time). Usually just shooting the shit with people, shitposting, or actually talking about the game and doing callouts.>Play classes or roles that specialise in support and buffing teammatesDepends on the game, Engineer in TF2 is a lot of fun for this, seeing number go up as I get my team to the front lines with my teleporter is great>Don't ninja lootNever really played a game where this was a problem. I used to do this in Terraria before they added expert mode>Be kind and understanding to other players who might be having a bad day irl and you would never know itMeh, not really. I usually just laugh when I see someone raging and I just observe rather than help/provoke>Never teabag or shit talk my opponentsI do on very rare occasions but I usually don't want to seem like a rick because that makes you a target and I don't want to eat my words during a rematch>Stop to ask any beginners i pass in mmos if they need any help, throw a few items their way to get them startedDon't play MMOs really, though I'd likely not actually keep enough items to hand them out >Never lose my temper or get upset, its just a game after all.Partially true, I get upset sometimes but I never rage, I've never hit my wall, thrown a controller, hit my desk, etc. Worst I've done is just left after the match was over to calm downComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>726734405There are more good people than bad, doomerism gets more clicks and you have been conditioned to accept the dogshit. But now we know most of that shit is indian and russian grifters. People are gonna be okay man.
>>726734625Now that it flopped and no-one gives a shit they want to pretend it's a CULT HIT
>>726734625It was a good movie. The culture war stuff is mostly bots tricking a minority of people into falling down a spiral of horseshit.
>DCU dead after just one film>James Gunn getting kicked out any day>People have gone back to the SynderverseThe good guys won.
