What's the deal with all these gachaslops? It really must be a race to the bottom with all these bootleg games designed for streamers to play for an hour or two. It diminishes the peak gacha games out there like ba or trickcal.
>>743807107>>743842412I like the X-files theme of this event
>>743840921That's a lesbian
>>743842595LOVE!
>>743842156/v/ is a sakura board
>>743842595>>743842895What does princess piss taste like?
This is way too hard and everyone online just calls me a retard even in Noob games...
>>743824864If you're not practising 12h a day stfu
>>743828614I'm pretty sure that 4 scourge assrape a valk in the 1v1 for a fraction of the cost
>>743827831this mission and the last one took me forever, I maxxed out the save slots during them, dont do what I did and only build mutalisks for the entire mission
How do you deal with a protoss who tries to slip his canon in your backside?
but I thought you could just play protoss and 1a2a3a your way to victory
Stealth in games is only worth it if the game adds a feature that makes it easy as fuck.
>>743842539What you get banned for
>>743842382Pacman with cutscenes
Is this the stealth thread ?I don't think the game needs to be made easier , toby nerfed it by a lot
>>743842382Stealth games are just a puzzle game where you need to figure out the correct order to kill enemies one by one. Find the one that no one else watches, repeat.
Literally impossible.
Why does Evangelion get so many random collabs and crossover games?
>>743842541I don't know what's the point of the at least 300 million Americans that are going to vehemently disagree with this.
>>743831762Anno added Mari since every NGE was essentially a facet of himself and for the Rebuilds he wanted something different. So, he put in this new character that had nothing to do with himself to in some way affect the other characters who had a greater inertia to them. But nobody knew what to do with Mari and there was no actual place for her in the plot, so she's just a waste of time. More cynically, she was just a new cashgrab waifu for merch. Really it's both.
>>743842652>are going to vehemently disagree with thisdisagree with what? I can't make heads nor tails of your post
>>743842652You just talked about the age of consent without making a real statement. You need to finish rants with a point.
>>743842984I believe anon is saying he wants to fuck 14 year olds. Which is fair, what should stop you from doing that is its immoral.
Paper Mario 3 fucking when?
>>743841134why not both?
>>743799835im waiting for it too, the other games look like shiti might try origami king if it ever dips below 30 dollars
>>743842164Origami King at least kind of returns to the essence of Paper Mario (though it still feels a little soulless with characters like the Bob-omb just calling himself Bob-omb to say within mandate). Also they continue to try and reinvent the wheel with the gameplay even though no one fucking wants it.
>>743799891This except paper mario 64Similar to earthbound beginnings only hardcore fans could find something to enjoy in something so simple and rudimentary
>>743817830Oh no no nigga you aren't going to jack off to Castform?
>Can you beat [game] using only [completely viable strategy]?
>>743842084I'm guessing that's an arrowless archer run. Those are neat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftfqU63Q08E
>>743805471Saw several Elden Ring challenges like that where they had to twist the rules to get past some bosses. I'll see if I can remember which ones they were.
>>743799212>can you beat minecraft in a void world with nothing in it?1 minute in*uses exploit to add multiple shit in the world, instantly losing the challenge*
>but you know what you CAN'T beat?>That's right! The deals from today's sponsor Skubtopia Mobile!>Use password Gaynigger12 and get 300 freemium Pozzpoints>BACK to the videoooo
>Gets to the second boss>It's too hard, but the boss changes its moveset, so it's technically a new boss>Keeps doing this throughout the video
>Requires Windows 11.Nah~ I think I'll just keep playing on the emulator.
>>743841584They.work.on.windows.10.
>>743815686it is not real BC if i cant insert my game discs and run it from them
>>743815686the only old xbox games I even care about making it to pc are the original fable trilogy
>>743842736oh come the FUCK on microsoft lol
So how long until people get other games running with the emulator
What are you playing?
>>743838950What's the advantage?
>>743838950>No clit don't want it
>>743842593I enjoy it. one of those games I have a thousand gripes with but I've dumped hundreds of hours in. recent patches are a step in the right direction so its got that going for it.
>>743842758To let everyone in a room know you are using a thinkpad which is the dream of every IBM thinkpad user.
Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy games directed by people younger than me?When I was a teen, games felt like an enlightening experience - worlds built from the real-life experience of a generation ahead of me, mostly by Jap directors in their 30s-40s. There was a sense they had something to teach me, something to be marveled at, not academically, but in how they built worlds and designed gameplay.Now that I'm 35, most directors are my age or younger, and that sense of learning from someone wiser is gone. You can call me petty, but I just don't feel like there's a generation ahead of me building worlds I can look up to anymore.
>>743842236I completely agree with this. Even the most emblematic millennial media is nothing but a pale and insipid imitation of material that's 100 times better.
>>743842246>what kind of autist checks who directed it?I don't need to check. I can tell right away when a game was made by someone with no real-life life experience.
>>743829392>Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy gamesYes
As long as you make a good game, I don't care how old you are. But I don't expect good things from young people.
>>743842151Trying to reach that level of literature is pointless regardless of how good of a writer you are anyway. Those pieces are held to such high regard due to their age, and or how they pioneered. It's practically impossible to reach that level since most concepts have been done already, and anything truly original and outstanding tends to be hidden in niche sub-genres that don't even receive a cursory glance by "critics" who will jerk off The Illiad, or Blood Meridian and act like anything else is elementary at best and unworthy of praise.Once you realize this the truth reveals itself that the most beautiful thing is that you can create something that someone will hold dear to themselves, or comfort them in a time of need. So it's not like there's a lack of hope, it's more so that trying to reach that level of appreciation from "critics" is largely pointless as its practically a giant circlejerk anyway.
just 1 day left
I have it
>>743837652are the new Raiders Amiibos on tagmo already?I want those outfits right away?
>>743842592They technically come out tomorrow so if they aren't yet I'm sure they will be tomorrow
>>743840657It was really creative how they used Big Man as a bed
Ausfag hereOn my way to the shops right now to pick up it.Enjoy living in the past faggots
/ctt/ - Console-tan Tuesday>consoletan.booru.org>consoletans.neocities.org/>flockmod.com/r/thebreakroom
>>743818102thanks anon
>>743840034anorexia? that was more of a pro fat joke
>>743839343>>743840485>>743841703Need Xbone belly...
>>743842134who doesn't?
>Out in 5 hoursWhere's the hype?
>>743838234I'm stuck on last gen so I don't get hyped for new games
>>743842442>Did they expect to get people who never played halo to buy it?Maybe? Shit's on ps5.>>743842527I get that but they could have at least done more than just a campaign. Feels like MW2 remastered all over again.
>>743842514>having the original intended ending that got replaced with Halo 3They'd never do it, it would shatter their retarded retcon and force them to redo everything again, essentially admitting defeat ontop of a defeat>We tried to continue the halo storyline>Failure>Colossal failure>Wetfart failure>Decide to make a remake of the one game they didn't do (again)
Let us play a covie in the grunt rebellions
>>743838234>Halo 1>for the ninth time
holy trvthnuke and to think the lead dev was jewish
>>743833184>to make Europe into one big country with no separate languages, cultures, or tastesUmmm...
>freedom of movement
>>743837628This is true even among jews. Rich jews don't see regular jews as anything more than their pawns.
>>743840229>>743840520ok but youre also likewise missing what could be 'the point' it doesnt matter if they are well meaning, sincere or plotting, or not. The effect is the same. there is an in club and out club. The out club is lower peasant, the enlightened are elevated. That is bad. The fact that you think you are on their level by agreeing with them humanity needs to be controlled is whats blinding you to this because youre lumping yourself in with the enlightened thinkers and making a clear distinction they are correct so long as you would be on their side because you ideologically agree. They have a noble intention, to keep humanity from self destruction and preserve the status quo. The domino effect of that is the appearance of malicious intent and scheming by onlookers not in their club. Controlling from the shadows, securing a consistent in vs out esoteric ruling society is the whole problem it doesnt make them james bond villains but it doesnt make them good either.
>>743833184why is jc talking to a gnome?
Like think about it, as a creative type you are going to have to deal with a lot of scrutiny and people who will just shit on your overall soul because it is like infusing your own personality into your work. No matter how cynical your game is, there is still a piece of you in. The same can't really be said for critics, who can largely speaking just xerox a take that they vaguely agree with, make a video or write an essay about it and then say that's done. It is also kind of an easy way for you to get intellectual points without actually making anything, it is detached from the overall perspective of actually making something which I feel is kind of missing from a lot of critics, which is why I generally respect Yahtzee, Matthew Metosis and some other youtubers who seem to actually put their money where their mouth is. Even someone who makes a very slickly editted video is kind of a parasite in a way, not to say that I am against criticism but the relationship between being a critic and a creative is very lopsided, there is simply no way for a creative to have an equal relationship with a critic because critics, especially internet critics with their generally (Kind of fake) outsider and sincere status just have that much more power over how much you make and shit. Hell in a lot of cases I think a lot of critics are too willing to praise games and give shitty games a try just because it's le haha funny or whatever
tl;drjust post the futa
>>743840516I don't think anyone "valorizes" critics as a whole, in fact I think the majority opinion would be that they're all retarded.
>>743840762maybe on /v/ but like who gets their opinions from where
which game did open world better?
>>743840318>tiktok>didn't watch the 2nd halfyes the health pools are shit and the menuing sucks too, but you can't deny it has a superior combat system. even the physics can contribute to it demon's souls is still the best souls game, now you watch a boss attack you for 30 seconds before you can do anything, and this is implying you don't need to heal
elden ring since it's actually visually interestingliterally nothing in genshit or nuzelda that's 1% as breathtaking as popping into eternal city, limgrave leyndell, or the cliff facing liurnia for the first time
there is no reason for the open world in elden ringyou just ride your horse and juke everything to get to your destinationI dont like botw but at least the world is very interactable and you can climb anywhere and destroy environments
So which is better, wuwa or genshin?
>>743798039Can it be played offline? This is a critical question.
With the recent ID software layoffs, will this be the last Doom gay we’ll ever get?
>>743841315I fucking hope, dark ages was abysmal dogshit
>>743841815What was so bad about it?
>>743841315Probably one More DLC for Argent D'Nur Civil War
Steam just won bigly
>>743836745>>you can gift region locked gamesYou always could. I know because I gifted my German friend Karryn's Prison and it's banned there.
>>743842014I think it would certainly help now that you don't need to friend people to gift them. I know a few who would like to gift but don't really want give out their steam profile.
poorfag bros... we eating good this year
>>743841663>i don't own anything it that's okay because they can't mod their games yet
Why /v/ hates the people who spend money on "1s and 0s" so much?
CoDtoddlers are gonna be in. for a rude awakening when they get matched with actual "sweats"
streamers will still get toddlers to fight for their streams
in reality they'll just tune it to where people should win ~20-30% more often, but still get matched with cosmetic addicts no matter what
Neat they decompiled Pokemon RB and made a PC Port that can be easily modded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOK0WGLEYJgNow someone make an actually good pokemon game.
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>>743840805Why the fuck did someone use a food analogy to explain roms and recomps? Are you all this fat?
>>743835887it's easy and nice to look at, but doesn't have the edge of the old games.
>>743842715So it can... Do things essentials has done for years? You fags are hilariously out of touch and get mad when you get called out. Pokemon has the second biggest modding scene behind fucking minecraft
>>743842846Can you name these hacks?
>EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THIS IS NOT A DRILLEMERGENCY EMERGENCY THIS IS NOT A DRILL>EMERGENCY EMERGENCY THIS IS NOT A DRILLEMERGENCY EMERGENCY THIS IS NOT A DRILLWe need to spam Sony so they kill this before it’s too late
>>743820703It's the shitty remake though.
>>743820941AI is increasing the speed at which progress is being made by a lot. Might actually be a catastrophic warning for console makers that their consoles will be bruteforced with AI. Shit, on PC Denuvo is already dead because they guy doing the cracks now is using AI.
>>743821734emulator nerds don't care about playing games they just care about emulating>oooouuuuuhhhhh im emulating!!!!!
Remember that time that a console had no emulation scene at all, and nobody even suspected there would ever be oneAnd then out of nowhere for no apparent reason some guy just showed up and went>here's a program that runs 100% of games, most with perfect accuracy and runs great on toasters, enjoy it my friendsWhat was even going on there?
>>743821612kek
