Do you think Microsoft will take note of Asscreed's abysmal failure and not fuck with gamers' fanatic love for Japan?
>>722494331I will be skipping every cutscene in this game and listening to my own music playlists.
>>722498173iirc you couldn't skip cutscenes in fh5
>>722496797it's difficult to outdo fh5.>no dedicated spanish music station because consultants said that's problematicyou don't understand the depths it went to.
>another horizon where cars drive on the left sidefucking why
>>722494331I can't wait to see half of Tokyo's pedestrians being 50% brown skinned
STRfags - train to look big and be admired by other homosDEXGODS - train to kick your ass
>>722494665Brother, these 2 are tiktokers not professional fighters...
>>722500493oofold dude still gots it
>>722494057>Do people really believe that bullshit?A decently trained heavyweight would roll an excellently trained lightweight, but a roided up hypertrophy retard is barely even functional, those niggers have to do extra flexibility training just to move normally and 99% of them don't even bother.
>>722500064>get in the octagon>conceal my MMA approved IED in a pile of bricks and rubble>opponent is killed instantly when it goes offINTchads keep winning
>>722493209>legality = moralityyou are a slave
>videogame needs to compile shaders
I'm downloading Nikke. What am I in for?
>Not vidya related threadIn this thread everything but vidya related can be talked aboutI will start:RapeApe is gay
This is the true owner of 4chan btw, Hiro doesnt care and makes this guy do everything
>Eternal had daily threads for years >The Dark Ages forgotten a week after release What a complete fucking flop this was.
SHART AND FART
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make parrying a minigame? It looks lame and gay.
STAND AND FIGHT>slows down time as he snipes an immobile enemy
>>722500593This, it's a fundamentally retarded choice for doom. >What if doom was melee combat and parryingLike what
>>722500193>B-Buh Civvie11 liked the game, that means the game is good!!
GOOD MOHNING SAHDO YOU LOVE THE EMPRAH SAH
>>722499237and that's what we like folks, great work ethic
>>722499076what a chad
>>722499076>that fucking wet slap noise as he constantly backhands the daemonhost
>>722494418Tankiness, stagger potential and speed of a combined zealot and ogryn. And you get a pet that kills trappers for you. Shot pistol and shield is great.
>>722490259I just want a Mechanicus class next.
>>722496320As bad as this is I still think there are worse designs in gen 5, 7 and 8
>>722499594Dinossom > Bayleef > Meganium
>>722491340Still remember when pokemon tried to do all that *humans and pokemons used to get married" shit, and make it more nasty later with the Thyplosion allegations.And even with all that, pokemon is nothing more than a joke now, and Z-A is the best prove of that.
>>722500442mega/mega+ have the same stats for mons, only that on mega+ you cant escape/use items.
>>722500442>9999 ATK and INT vs 1303 DEF and SPIstupid, it's like they saw people complaining about CSHM bullet sponges so they made everything glass cannons instead
>Changelog:>Removed [fun mechanic]
>>722487083PTDE was an abysmal fucking port, lets not kid ourselves here
>>722488060Ullapool caber my belovedI will never forgive the TF2 comp trannies
>>722491267>troll mage(?) named SpitCannon>uses a macro to auto target and /spit any player that comes within 15 feet of himself>never said anything, just goes about his business in town while /spitting on everyone>Blizz removes /spit to protect whales' feelings>never see SpitCannon ever againFuck you Blizzard, seeing that guy in town was funny and improved my day. You ruined his whole character gimmick and probably lost his sub as a result.
>>722497137The Cow Mangler is objectively better than it used to be
>>722489397I cannot fathom why CA continues to listen to MP fags. Not even the biggest TW jewtubers play MP.
>musician reacts to video game music>director reacts to video game cutscenes>gunsmith reacts to video game firearms>blacksmith reacts to video game armors>war vet reacts to call of duty>plumber reacts to super mario
>>722500046>anon reacts to Youtube bait
Who's retarded enough to watch "react" videos?
>my dick reacts to videogame butts
there's also been a significant uptick of "wartime" videos where the channel uploads several hourlong videos every day using AI models to write fanfiction and no one in the comments is aware enough to realize this because they're all retarded boomers
>>722500046The most ridicilous one I've seen recommended to me was something along the lines of "Real armor expert reacts to Warhammer 40k cinematics".
>game features surprise NTR out of nowhere.
>>722499240Sakura?
>>722497392the leggings stay ON during sex
>>722497392Is this real?
>>722499240It's the heart of the franchise
>>722499461>>722500000
What's a fantasy race you love to see in games and a fantasy race you hate to see in games, /v/?
>>722500231no no, I want a whole game being based around those goblin nests and multiple ways you can deal with it's residentsLike if there's a river nearby, you can use a shovel and drown them all, or make a lot of traps on the exit and smoke them out
>>722500231>>722500406basicaly dwarf fortress, but reversedyou don't build a fortress - you play as intruder
>>722500629So, Dwarf Fortress - Adventure Mode?
>>722500654maybebut are there goblin nests you can invade?or it's only towns and fortresses?
>>722499593a fat woman posted this
The press preview link is live and also I just sort of wanted to ruin next fest so I thought I may as well make a thread.https://store.steampowered.com/sale/nextfest_oct25_press/Previous Thread:>>722379857
>>722499286UltraGirl Altershttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3371110/UltraGirl_Alters/also>Red racially profiles Blue for its blue behavior
>>722499885The game is in essence a Vampire Survivors mixed with Slay the Spire.>>722499948I mean, you can walk too. You press SpaceBar to dash...
>>722498361>reform your religionHe was preaching the coming end of the world.He didn't believe there was going to be a world decades later, let alone thousands of years.Anyways, the essential Jesus game already exists.http://www.mdickie.com/prev_youtestament.htm
>>722499360I knew you could build cities on water but having an entire state above another state is nuts
>>722476908I tried it like I said I would, and it's so good. I'm so great at identifying hidden gems. I'm the best.
Where does this sentiment come from? Dead Space being an unpopular IP killed the franchise.Dead Space 1 and 2, despite their critical acclaim, underperformed heavily with what EA wanted, especially compared to RE5 and RE6. >DS1: 1-2 million>DS2: 4 million copies>Resident Evil 5: 9.7 million units>Resident Evil 6: 9.7 million unitsEA tried to do a hail mary play by adding coop because the thinking was "two people would buy the game", and as RE6 and especially 5 (a game that was Capcom's best selling title until MHW) proved, the coop move was logical.Also further proof of Dead Space as a failed property? Callisto Protocol outsold the Dead Space remake.
>>722498405I wish I could get Dead Aim on a modern service.
>>722499564It's not accessible.
>>722499939Retards nowadays just conflate multiplayer and co op as live service, which is funny because the prototype of live service game is mobile gacha game, which is single player.
>>722499939>>722500575>EA shills
>>722489416trueI couldn't beat RE7's demo because it was too scary
Why is Dizzy not a slut now?
>>722499523Did they ever explain why her hair colour changed?
>>722499258but together it feels like mashing up random shit that might appeal to virgin coomer otakus while ignoring whether it makes any sense.What exactly do you think a slave-monster-weapon's battle gear is supposed to look like?
The drab redesigns of Strive and its boring designs go hand in hand. They are not separate matters, just as the crwzy designs of XX went hand in hand with XX's gameplay. Games are made by humans, and a person's creative mimd will lead toward certain tendencies regardless of whether they are creating a story, an artwork, game design, or any other creative endeavour.
>>722499905I think you're right, the wiki I checked seems to put her at 9 by the time of Strive which fits with Sin being 5 then
>>722498556...
What do you call this type of game?
>>722499245tumblrgooner
/v/core goonerslop
>>722499245UnsatisfyingI want to fuck sapient toilets and lamps and I DON'T want them to look like people
Degenerateslop.
It's not completely awful if you just ignore 95 percent of the characters
After pretending for over half a decade that nothing had changed in terms of matchmaking, they're folding.They're literally afraid
>>722491160If that was true then call of duty would have failed to launch in its early days.
>>722496034But cod without a doubt has had EOMM lately, no matter whether they call it SBMM or not.
>>722498090Chatgpt wouldn't say anything that could possibly drive down profits of a company. It just wasn't written by a retard so it's like a foreign language to you.
>>722489985No. Labs invite, Twitch viewers (like 2 hours for a code like Snorewatch), and paid folks.Period was August 6-7, then open for 8-10.
>>722484683SBMM has never been an issue for me. I don't understand the complaints. You should want an intense match. What's the whole point of it being a competitive shooter if it isn't competitive?
votv thread. Post bases, are you excited for the new update at the end of the month?
>>722500403They're invisible, you can't pin anything on them
>>722500403You're already violating the NAP rights of multiple demonic forces and native monstrosities thoughWhat would Wolfgang, Wlliam and Furfur think?
>>722500535Only non-supernatural beings have rights.
>>722494303wtfthe only thing improving in these updates is the tutorial mapso, if that actually ends up happening, arirals won't wake you up anymore?
>>722494514I suffer from this same thing. Everytime I enter one of these threads and think to play it someone mentions how some new patch is just around the corner that is gonna overhaul the game.I wonder if it is secretly a tactic to gatekeep the game.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT KEEPS GOING!?
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