Someone made a video of all the Cringe interactions with the "Trash" character, but EA took it down via Copyright strike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KUApparently they don't want anyone to look at this ahead of release. So definitely don't look at or share any of these ahead of their Big Game Launch tomorrow, EA wouldn't want that.Full 30 minutes (low-res): https://files.catbox.moe/3im089.mp4Bite-sized segments:"Nobody likes being a woman" (Ultra Cringe): https://streamable.com/amyr4e"I can't even be a woman right" Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/gx8dqk https://streamable.com/t9bnv7 https://streamable.com/25xxxz"Kay Bye" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/851l5g https://streamable.com/0bxhw8"Ready to talk to my mother about who I really am" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/baey9r https://streamable.com/and3nd"So I'm non-binary" (Top Cringe) Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3vux4h https://streamable.com/7xzuvf"The Dragon King" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3s2wso https://streamable.com/4enth1"Pulling a Bharv" (Giga Cringe) Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/m3b7rv https://streamable.com/4elqwu https://streamable.com/osj0aw"You Smell Good": https://streamable.com/jf8cs5
not clicking your gay vid
>>693342495This is Patrick Weekes, or "Trick Weekes" as he wants people to call him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick_Weekes
>>693342613His Pronouns are they/them and he identifies as pansexual and non-binary.He is Lead Writer on Dragon Age: The Cringeguard.
>>693342613>>693342695Here is how he describes himself: https://patrickweekes.com/about/
>>693342613>>693342695>mental illness hair>identifies as a sexual deviant>lead writerIt's fucking amazing that these people have somehow managed to make their fetishes into protected classes and groups and continue to fail upwards while destroying the games industry.
>>693342695Guaranteed he kills himself in less than 5 years.
>>693342495Those "Review Guidelines" people were posting around are Fake and Gay, the real ones are supposedly 40 pages, but none of the Early Reviewers were allowed to talk about Trash's "Personal Journey".
Imagine paying for that shit to make comedy out of it.
>>693342495Still buying this banger and you bigots cant stop me.
>>693342495>>693343339
>>693344330>you have played video games long enough to see DragonAge turn into a gender reveal party game
>>693342495Thank you for your service. I downloaded the 4K version earlier and it was 3gb.
>>693342695There is no way this man and those like him are not the product of a some kind of psyop to make people weak and pathetic. How does this happen? How can someone like this be in charge of making decisions with millions of dollars on the line?
>>693342495I just saw this scene and holy fuck this game manages to get consistently worse with every clip I see of it.
>>693345267>some kind of psyop to make people weak and patheticseems like it worked on you, surprisingly
>>693345267it's honestly shocking that there are people who are even more of a gay retard than i am, it shouldn't be legal
>>693345359Are you 12 and thought saying something retarded would make you cool?
>>693342757It reproduced? Those poor kids never had a prayer to live a normal life. It's sad.
>>693342495Traash: "I'm a mystery meat gender, do you support me, Rook?">Yes>Enthusiastic Yes>Joss Whedon Yes>Yes and more...Truly breaking new grounds for RPGs after BG3.
>>693345632... is the new RPG?
>Tevinter game>can't play as evil Tevinter Total Qun/Orlesian Death wizard
>>693342613>>693342695>>693342757Everyone shits on him but at the end of the day he was just trying to appease pic related and maybe get rewarded with a butt pounding.
>>693345720How many fucking Troons were involved in making this game?
>>693345903Judging by the final product - all of them.
>>693345267I don't know how someone that old gets into this shit, I can understand the young being brainwashed but for a guy like him it's like a wierder midlife crisis to put a blue streak in your hair and suddenly start calling yourself non-binary. Everyone around him just sees him as a man and he probably feigns outrage every time they "misgender" him which is no doubt every day.
>>693345720Holy shit it gets worse. This is actually a circus
>>693342613Checking this guy's page since he clearly created it. There's a revision from 2014 that says:>Previously described him profanely as a "sissy cuck." I changed this to "writer." Has the internet been using cuck as an insult for a decade now?
>>693342495>Some poor ass degen who mutilated his genitals wrote thisPIKACHU FACE
>>693342757>non-platonic life partner>grooming kidsThe absolute fucking state of Canadians. Dude's Soilent personified.
>>693345986I'm befuddled by how these people old or young get hired and mantain their jobs. They are obviously mentally ill. How does the middle management and executives above not see this clown show and pull the plug before they cause financial problems for the company. Are they stupid?It is a challenge in life to get hired and have a career, and these people openly post about their demented sexual fetishes and dye their hair blue. Somehow they end up employed and even in charge of things. It's baffling
>>693342613>>693342695Why americans are so mentally disabled?
>>693345690God I hope people can mod in new AI voice lines and responses
>>693343339>bigot bigot bigotI just don't like this degeneracy. We are who God decided us to be, your body is to be accepted and taken care and protected by yourself. If you were born a man and you think you are a woman trapped in a male body, you are going against your own self and you have to get closer to God to accept the truth.
>>693345690>>693346560
>>693343178>Our game is so fucking good>here's a 40 page cope manualThat's not good.
>>693345986I'll tell you EXACTLY what it is.Guys like him are faggots who like young boys. They pretend to be they/them so that they can slip into the zoomer tranny/gay scene and prey upon the ones who are all confused and fucked up, and prey upon them.I know this, because I used to work in the bank that funded all the big gay out stuff, and had a mate who was part of the committee that did all that. He was a mid-twenties old-school faggot, who just liked sucking dick, but was still somehow incredibly redpilled on how degenerate that whole 'community' is. He joined that committee so he could get paid extra, but would tell me and another straight colleague all their secrets.99% of them are pederasts. They genuinely want to fuck little boys, and this shit was the quickest way to make them seem less threatening to their victims.I got horror stories for days, and it made me realise that faggots breed by raping kids.
When did they abandon speech checks? I notice it's not a thing anymore.
>>693347193Hasn't been a thing since Origins
>>693342495shit is written like someone that has never had sex
>>693345903yes
>>693343173Not before I do with all this shit ruining everything
>>693342757While we were busy shitposting his gay ass writing he was perfecting the blade....
>>693346437Both of those links would tell you he's Canadian you absolute fucking invalid
>>693347701Canada is the 52 state of USA, retard
Trannies aren’t your enemies,Your enemies are men who prefer old farts shoving middle aged women and grannies into games. Those are who you should be going after, they are destroying gaming.
>>693342495I don't care anymore. I will not buy it. Complaining about Assassin's Dragon Cringegreed changes nothing. Not buying it changes nothing. I think I'll play the Tomb Raider remakes instead.
>>693347701>Both of those links would tell you he's Canadian you absolute fucking invalid???https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick_Weekes>Trick Weekes is an American author. They have been a writer at BioWare since 2005 and have written for both the Mass Effect and the Dragon Age writing team. In 2015 Weekes replaced David Gaider as the Lead Writer for the Dragon Age franchise.>Trick Weekes was born in California and attended Stanford University, where they received a B.A. and an M.A. in English Literature.
>>693342495I don't get it.Yes, the game looks bad, and yet its whole fucking thing is on par with BG3, and people liked BG3 for some goddamn reason. Even HERE you can find BG3 fans aggravated at the game's defense.So why do people hate DAV again? And why do so many people not actually hate BG3?I just can't fucking understand it, it's kind of fucked up! It's literally fucking gaslighting lmao. It's literally two identical games in terms of content and soi woke content, but for some reason ONLY DAV gets roasted.Fuck, even one of the main developers of Bg3 praised DAV calling it a masterpiece on the level of a TV series with 9 seasons from Netflix (whatever that means).Why so?
>>693342757This fat fuck is not a vegetarian
>>693346640>Are you winning son?>Daaad we just had a fucking talk about this>Oh sorry about that son>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH
>>693342495I begrudgingly congratulate the faggot reviewers who made the open secret of review curation mainstream. It definitely emboldened all this leaking we're seeing. Now the only possible sales this vile software is getting will be from complete fools and the mentally unwell.
>>693346560Much better
>>693347934>Fuck, even one of the main developers of Bg3 praised DAV calling it a masterpiece on the level of a TV series with 9 seasons from Netflix (whatever that means).>Why so?Wrong right out of the gate. The guy praising it is a guy who was involved in the marketing of BG3 not the actual game.
>>693347824Would rather have hags than fags.
>>693347934Can I give a penis to my ugly ass female character in Vileguard? No.
>>693347934The answer is simple. BG3 is 5E. 5E has tens of millions of retard fans who will eat up and defend everything 5E.
>>693347934he's not a BG3 dev like you've been told the last dozen times you've posted it
>>693347824Wynne wasn't a problem at all
>>693348043Your character is canonically a Troon on too in Cringeguard.
>>693347934The only difference with BG3 is that the faggot devs had some semblance of restraints put on them. Their evil taint can never be erased, but contain it enough and you can get them to actually make a proper game.
>>693347824I can have more than one enemy.
>>693348043>>693348159You can Troon out together with Trash as wholesome Troon-xisters!
>>693348186>The only difference with BG3 is that the faggot devs had some semblance of restraints put on themNo, they fucking didn't. Shitting on troonguard but pretending Baulder's gape 3 isn't a faggot game is hypocrisy and delusion.
>>693347934bg3 devs remembered to make good gameplay and well-written dialogue. simple as.
>>693348328BG3 combat is 5E (mediocre) and the writing is dogshit californian first draft drama club shit. "Well written", fuck off.
>>693348257that's a triumphant return to form and all but where's the bear sex?
>>693347934>and yet its whole fucking thing is on par with BG3Not even close. It takes a special kind of retard to look at pronoun options and think>Hurr these games are literally IDENTICAL durr!
>>693348424
>>693348426It's not just the pronoun shit. Both games are filled with faggotry.
You know it's crazy that they say DA has always been a gay game.There was one gay guy in origins, and he stood on a few merits outside of his sexuality. To go from that to this is such a wild greased up olive oiled cliff face slippery slope its almost difficult to comprehend.
>>693348008I bet they all like this shit anywayThey are turbofaggots themselves.>>693348069Really? I heard that 5e is hated and people prefer 3.5>>693348074They liked it too, you know it.They all are fags
>>693342495why do they talk about food so much
>>693348557>I heard that 5e is hated and people prefer 3.5Ten years ago, yeah. But since then, 5E has grown enormously, unbelievably popular. Currently, TTRPGs are far more popular than ever before, and almost all of that growth has been in people getting into dnd 5E, which represents the overwhelming majority of the total TTRPG market.
>>693348186> The only difference with BG3 is that the faggot devs had some semblance of restraints put on them.Like the first 30 hours of the game i guess.Then all these faggot gnomes pop up, fucking immortal lesbian, a squatter rights, hatred towards based dads and other ultra-woke shit> to actually make a proper game.And... when they will release it?>>693348328> bg3 devs remembered to make good gameplay and well-written dialogueLol. Lmao even. Did you actually play this shit past act1? I bet you don't>>693348426It's about gnome faggots, lesbians, killing the Ketheric Thorm, squatter rights and other woke shit
>>693348381Yes, 5E is better than whatever veilguard is supposed to be, and californian first draft drama club shit is better than disney channel "what did we learn today kids?" veilguard dialogue.
>>693345720
the game looks fineyou guys are overreacting again
>>693348721BG3 is certainly better than DA4. But not anywhere near "good", as you suggested.
>I would really like to save the world guys, the gods are literally rising up against us.>did you just heckin call me a guy? >*asian xir begins groaning in disgust*>Double Nigger Xirrington: ITS THEY/THEM BIGOT we're not leaving this polysexual pub and saving the world until you apologize!!!!1This might actually be the shittiest game ever made. Like bar none. Concord has some serious competition.
>>693348549>There was one gay guy in origins, and he stood on a few merits outside of his sexuality.Imagine not shivving Zevran the first time you get a chance.
>>693348763I had fun, therefore it's good.
>>693348328> make good gameplay> Good gameplay he was speaking ofDude...
>>693348823This. Dude tries to kill you and you don't kill him?
>>693345903is this the person who misheard the lyrics in p5 and thought that an ESL singer said retarded and made an article about it?
>>693348687>killing the Ketheric ThormESL moment.
>>693347934>>693348328>>693348557DO NOT HECKING COMPARE THEM
>>693348639It's the easiest and shallowest form of lore/world building. Simple as.
>>693348837Maybe you are just gay
>>693348639Shathann should have been the party member, not trash.
>>693348870Is this your gameplay?
>>693348639When everything is offensive or potentially triggering, you're left with food and the weather.
>/v/ having another melty because a game doesnt allign with their own pollitical viewslmao
>>693348639It's fandom level characterisation.
Trannies are another level of depravity and derangement and have been a blight, and I say that as a faggot
>>693349164t.
>>693348257ACKAAAAVVVCKÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKK
>>693349224anon why are you saving gay porn on your hard drive? not very anti woke of you
>>693348956Unlike in veilguard, gay content is optional in bg3. If you felt like you had to be gay to enjoy bg3, that's a problem with your playthrough, not the game.
Thank fuck I don't play western trash video games lmao
>>693348557>Really? I heard that 5e is hated and people prefer 3.5The people who played 3.5 and Pathfinder prefer that, 5e is dumbed down babby's first ttrpg, so of course it's more popular with zoomers who can barely remember whether to add their strength modifier or their strength value to damage every single time their turn comes around.
>>693348916>NO SAAR, DO NOT COMPARE, DO NOT COMPARE WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOO-EEEEENG
>>693342495New Seinfeld Episode just dropped: https://streamable.com/fn6sso
>>693342495>"Nobody likes being a woman"Please do lecture me all about the hardships of being a woman in a time period and culture that worships women from the very law and the fabric of society and it's millions of safety nets to billions of simps rolling red carpets in front of you, I'm all fucking ears.
>>693349480fucking kek, that line delivery really is comedy
>>693342495I'll be as charitable and enlightened as possible with my bitching right now.Is there space in the industry for queer people, and this kind of content. Yes. Fine.But why the fuck is it here, in this game? I'm not going to play this game--obviously--but it's starving for a dialogue option where you can say "Aren't you a professional warrior, in a fight to save the world? Act like it."Good fucking God. It just does not belong in this series, it does not belong in this context, and it does not belong in a big-budget triple A game that's supposed to appeal to a broad audience. Who's their target audience? Transpeople on twitter? Alright, do you think that audience is big enough to warrant this amount of investment?It's not even that it's a failure of writing, or a failure of culture, or a failure of art.It's a failure of basic fucking LOGIC. It makes you ask yourself "What the fuck were they THINKING?!"
>>693349271>anon why are you saving gay porn on your hard drive? not very anti woke of youimagine being such a newfag. gay porn was used for shock value and trolling before the internet was overtaken by faggotsi wouldnt be surprised if some anons still had that famous picture of a guy violently spreading his asshole somewhere on their computers
>>693349920>gay porn is fine if i download it ironicallymaximum cope
>>693346640where's the option to shame her?
>>693349068this is the correct answer as the game is trying it's best for being inoffensive as possible.
>>693348875I could always use another hand. Besides you have an apostate. A spy posing as a nun. A murderer from a dogmatic society. A misanthropic golem. And an abusive drunkard.
>>693345720Literally chud in a wig.
>>693349961i dont have any gay porn because im not that anon you anal retard. but without looking i can tell you there's definitely gore saved somewhere in my PCgross out content was once really popular
>>693348892That was them, yes lol.
>>693343017what does this article has to do with some firemen putting out burning grass
>>693342495I swear /v/ cares more about this game than the rest of the world does. I haven't seen a single person irl who's hyped about this game.
>>693350116gore is not the same as gay porn
>>693350240to you maybe not, but to straight men gay porn is just as revolting, if not more revolting than gore
>>693347934It's not on par with BG3 though
>>693350218It's good meme and shitpost material. I'd rather this than wade through 3 trillion ai, gacha, tendie/snoy shill threads.
>>693347934In BG3, my companion didnt pull me to the side and come out as non binary and have an episode when her mother didnt accept her for it.All of the side content and dialogue in BG3 makes sense. Yes, everyone is bisexual, but in the world, its not treated as bizarre by anyone, it just is, and thats fine with me.
>>693342495>when the strapon slips
>>693342495I thought my choices matters? I'm forced to to watch all this woke pandering?
>>693350218This ain't caring. This is tool abuse: the game is an absolute tool, and I want to abuse it.
>>693348557>WHY ARE YOU PUTTING TRANSPHOBIC GARBAGE ON MY FEEDThat's a great idea. Let's make transphobic lulz.
>>693350765>I thought my choices matters?LMAO>>693345690>>693346560>>693346640>I'm forced to to watch all this woke pandering?You're not forced to watch anything, you can play something else. Shadows of the Damned Remaster is releasing today: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2535440/Shadows_of_the_Damned_Hella_Remastered/Monster Hunter Open Beta also starts today: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
>>693342495>>693342613>>693345720>>693345903
>>693351252To translate your fart-sniffing smugness and faggotry, you're saying "No, your choices don't matter in Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and there are way better games to look forward to."
>>693351252I'm not sure if this is obvious or not, but can you simply throw these people the fuck outta your party or not bring them along? Or are you forced to have them tag along?
>>693349480Underrated. Also, that was more realistic that I thought it would end up being with that woman accepting her bullshit in just 3 seconds.
>>693350524It is. The game take such a nosedive at the end of act 2 that it makes it even WORSE than DAV>>693350720> All of the side content and dialogue in BG3 makes senseEspecially immortal buch lesbian
>>693350218I just want to dance on it's grave
>>693342613>>693342695You think WW1, WW2 vets would support Hitler knowing their descendants turn out this way
>>693351606>can you simply throw these people the fuck outta your party or not bring them alongNo>Or are you forced to have them tag alongYes. Although they're not really "party members" to begin with, they're equipment for additional Skills. They don't have HP and don't really fight. You aren't only forced to make them come along, you are forced to listen to their inane prattling.
>>693351705Dragon Age has been dead and buried for over 10 years. How much dancing do you need to do?
>>693351710I'm sure they would've flown their own planes into pearl habour
>>693348916>siblingsfrom generations of incest
>>693351860Sorry dancing on the grave of ones foe is such a tired old trope. I meant to say that I would barve on its grave
>>693350753kek
>>693347701>anglosphereSame shit different accents
>>693342495>Trannys don't ruin games, don't be sil-Ok can we add Dragon Age to the shitpile of stuff that faggots and trannys killed?We went from Morrigan shitting on everybody in your party and calling you lame for helping people ... to this.
>>693352679dragon age was never good
>>693352739Your dad was never good at pulling out.
>>693342495Apologize
>>693350240faggot spotted
>>693352679But Inquisition happened a decade ago
>>693342757>non-platonic life partnerSo a wife? lmao. Is this satire?
>>693354635What's the over-under on the children being "Patrick Weekes's children" or "Patrick Weekes's non-platonic life partner Karin's children"?
>>693342757If this retard's pronouns are "they/them" shouldn't he be saying "WE identify" and not "I identify"?Why aren't these mentally ill subhumans following their own set of fairy tale rules?
>>693342495someone got paid to write that
>>693342495How come women and trannies aren't trying to burn down bioware for this line alone?
>>693342613>>693342695>be a 50-year-old virgin>call yourself all kinds of "sexual"?
Sorry chuds, you're not the target audience anymore.
>>693355552Corporations are like priests to them. They'll let them get away with a lot.
>>693355780>guy on the right has clearly done more barves
>>693355552>nobody likes being a womanNobody like a misogynist.
>>693355780BARVE!
Wait Trash is a female?This whole time I thought that weird creature was a man, specifically a black man but with purple skin and horns.
>>693356004uhh I mean them. Them was a female. Shit. Gotta Barve.
>>693356004You should do your barves, now!
>>693356054>>693356047Yeah, I fuckin' barved all right. Barved all over my fucking desk looking at this shit.
>>693345903People told them to make their game, so they did... and now the heteronormative people are mad that the game isn't about them and their white human straightness. You should approach it the same way you do with furry games. You expect that kind of content, because it's what's appealing to the creators. If you don't like it, don't play it, not every game is made for everybody, and follow the same advice you gave to the LGBT - make your own game with straight dragonkin.
>>693355856>>693355964What if Barve is just flexing on trannies?
>>693347934As faggoty as BG3 is it’s still not on DAVs level. DAV is on par with Dustborn
>>693356174You fucking moron, they aren't making their own game. Dragon Age is an established series that they are injecting themselves into.Dustborn is what happens when they make their own game.
>>693356174>not every game is made for everybodyAlright, but I don't want to see a SINGLE article about how "homophobic" we all are for not buying this game if it flops. Deal?
>>693356174So instead of making their own game they co-opted a beloved franchise and inserted their dogshit into it. Jeez where have I seen this happen before? If they were to make their own franchise it turns into the concords of the world, so they have to insert their poison into franchises that still have fans. But they wont have fans for long.
>>693355552Why would they try to burn down bioware for that line?
>>693350720Everyone being bisexual is the laziest dogshit romance design in gaming. Early BioWare knew this and CDPR still knows this. Turns actual characters into generic NPCs. Then again only fags and women take romance in games too seriously
>>693342495Remember that this self-proclaimed (C)RPG buff says that the game is probably the best game Bioware has ever made and that the writing is great and heartfelt. Never forget your enemies.
>>693356350(Scoffs) Like, feminism. Ugh!
How many times have you seen a Barve or pulled a Barve yourself, anon?
>>693342495OP should pull a Barve RIGHT NOW
>>693356264BG3 has other problems like squatter rights, migrant rights and hatred towards fathers. They are on the same level of wokeness, but in different themes
>>693356401>Never forget your enemies.
>>693356590Return to form?Return to form.
>>693356401I'm deeply disappointed in him, but it was clear even at the time of Starfield's release that he was very keen on free money from publishers and therefore willing to cater to them.And that's how he really gave out his opinions once. For example, at one point he was not afraid to say that BG3 is worse than WOTR
>>693356580>picspeak american you stupid fucking mongolian nigger
>>693343173Obviously. He's white and male. They constantly kill themselves.
>>693356375Romance doesn’t belong in games so I don’t care
>>693356896No. Fuck off. Start learning Russian.
I'm excited for all the seething and malding on /v/ when the game drops and the concurrents players count will reach 400-500k
>>693348870Whats the problem? Never played a turn based game before?
>>693356974Why would anyone waste their time learning that gutterspeech when you won't even be an independent nation in 5 years
>>693357040Lol. Lmao even. Cope+Seethe+L+Ratio+Two dads
>>693357098>immediately starts thinking about faggotschecks out
>>693347934I'm not planning to play either, but BG3 and DAV both look like the evolution of DA2 to me. The CRPG are withered and uninteresting to the fanbase, who got into the game because of the romances and AAA marketing. I've never seen anyone discuss the gameplay or narrative of a baldur's gate or dragon age game, just who they want to penis/be penised by.
>>693357365*CRPG mechanics
>>693356979>concurrents players count will reach 400-500klmao, I needed a good laugh.
>>693357456400-500*
>>693345267Its for the same reason you and others ITT think Evangelion is a good anime. Because you were told to think that and you want to like good things. Its just varying degrees of that. Even though I know that Evangelion is trash, I'm guilty of it too in other ways.
>>693345903Is he the one thst came up with the line "Being a woman sucks" or the one that came up with "I'm bad at being a woman?"And what is it with Buoware putting shit tier members of the gaming press in their games?Incase you're wondering, every time Laura Buzz walks in public she has a story about how she was victim of an attempted kidnapping or misgendered live on stage but theres mysteriously no video or whatever.
>>693357524Nah it'll probably do something like 10-50k due to tards and "fans" >>693349224Unfortunately this ain't a Concord, but it ain't a Space Marine 2 or Bear Gay 3 either.
>>693357645He also said that people who hated him were harassing game devs after that dev said "Laura Dale started a harassment campaign against me" whilst also trying to leverage that game developer into hiring him as a consultant.He also lied about some kind of slur being in Persona 5s lyrics. Well, either he lied or can't hear for shit.And I also think he had some mentally retarded kid, like 14 tears old from UK write a thousand page femdom cuntboy fanfiction about him and then decided to spread it instead of distancing himself.So you, basically everything you'd expect from a Jim Sterling Orbiter.
