How do we fix too who?
horizontal shooter game
>>683781173Bring back best character
sexo
>>683781173Bring back hyper futas
i like how in fangames you can disable backgrounds for better visibility
rpgAHWG
I still can't do a 1cc but I will keep trying. I might be a lazy faggot retard loser NEET but I am NOT a secondary.
>>683784129What game are you grinding rn Anon?
>>683784402I rotate between 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
>>683784649You should probably concentrate on one of them for your first 1cc, routing is important part before you become natural at grasping spellcard mechanics.
>>683781173combine it with the newest brain rothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO8EcWhnyZY
>>683781173fatchouli
>>683787678
>>683785340
More frilly clothing and silly hats!
Planes.
vhu is dying
dating mechanics
>>683789803Maybe don't make 3 threads at the same time then
>>683790341shut up normie
>>683789821...will save /v/hu
soku
any /v/hu women to date?
please
>>683791487no
>>683791541>C lown P iecewhat did ZUN mean by this
>>683791541:(
>>683781173By fucking off from /v//v/hu posters need to be banned, or at least banished to /jp/ where they belong, like the old days. You faggots think you're cute, you'll make a thread with a topic that appears to be generically vidya related with a 2hu character as the op image. Then you read the thread, and it's entirely 2hu shitposting, 99% of which isn't even about the games, 50% of which isn't even about the actual characters or setting or lore it's just overused memes, hornyposters and schizo spammers posting the same shit day after day. Almost none of the discussion will even be about the disingenuous thread topic either, so kami forbid you actually thought the CLICKBAIT op had an interesting premise and wanted to talk about whatever it is, nope sorry meira balls! Hahaha meira balls so funny joke! I'm sick of it and I'm sick of you. All of you, not just the meira fag. Just fuck off to /vg/ and post in a general if you're going to make these dogshit 2hu generals disguised as actual threads. You even shit up existing threads too, one person posts a 2hu or 2hu adjacent image and inevitably some FAGGOT is like>is this the thread?!I hope the jannies continue to move and close your threads but the mods really need to start banning your asses. I wish there was a ban beyond rangeban, some esoteric shit like a soul ban so that no matter your device or to hell with dynamic IPs, you could be banned from posting this trash because the system recognizes and shuns your very immortal soul (which shall surely burn in hell for this faggotry). Write this permaban into the Akashic records and go screaming into the abyss you worthless trash.Yes, I mad.
>>683791740child porn
^^
>>683792910she is a very hard boss
>>683791541clunny
Is Marisa a child?
which drawanons will be exposed to being a PDF
not me
Marisa and Reimu are old enough to drink.
>>683793746Merth
TUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
epic fail lord
>>683794125looks painful
>>683788356This anon is a genius
>>683794578yes eye am a genius
>>683793904
mima posted at 0500
>>683794618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIr8ZnpQEXM
>>683795464mima meira marisa
>>683783064muy bien
>>683781173Don't you mean "Tow Hoe"?
ueehehehe ...... mima-shama .......
>>683797526i cant defend toho anymore. It really is MLP for weebs
Kappa's are hiding their bald spots
>>683794671Based and osana pilled
uhhh
>>683781173glory to the CCP
Today is Poltergeist DayLet's give Kana some love.
As far as I'm concerned, PC-98 hus don't exist
>>683800687Then you can give one of the Prismrivers some love, they're also poltergeists.
This is how I feel about the Touhou fanbsehttps://files.catbox.moe/uap00h.jpg
Replace all the characters in the next game with /v/hu shitposters who've been transmogrified into their waifusThat would be funny, I think.
I love Layla (no image available)
>>683801004i'm not a shitposter so i guess i'll be sucking dick
>>683800940Me flan under the table
>>683801151i'll rub you flan
Sex with flan
NYYOOOOOOOO
/v/hu multiplayer soku?
>>683803378yeah
>>683803778Get in with giuroll 37.112.172.139:10800
>>683800603It was on the 4th of June.
where is everyone today...?
>>683805003There were like 10 failed threads over the last day, no posters
>>683803378>>683803948GGsno words about that ending...
>marisa is akshually really smart and studies magic constantly but pretends to be retarded to not look like a tryhard wtf bros
Hey have you heard the news?/v/hu just died(NO SAY IT ISN'T SO)/v/hu just diedtoday~(DEAD!??)
>>683805427can't have reimu laughing at her for struggling to keep up with the shrine maiden magic
>>683801004I think I've read a doujin like this once
>>683805427she is literally me
>>683805415Ggs! I love this spellcard.
We need 2Hu Racing with cool Cars
>>683805904coomed over the new corvette zr1 for the last hourgm (gensokyo motors) bros we FUCKING wonhowever, you have posted cookie.
>>683806164>cookieDon't care I just like the cute Girls in golden age bong Cars
Yo drawfags get your ass to Närcon too next year
>>683806820Forgot my pic
I can't believe drawfags need narcan, heroin kills
>>683801902Under the table?
>>683806820Jag kan inte :(
>>683781173Patchouli Ignorance.
>>683805769Mistook nuke webms, lol.
>>683805415instead of posting off topic webms you should draw shit fatass
>>683791541Sleep deprivation goes crazy I could've swore this thing winked
>>683810178most normal /v/hu anon
Good morni-*snorks*
moonies be like >gnorp.. gnaarp... gneeip.
where did everyone go...?
Moonies subscribe to the Moonie cult
>>683813742You will regret this.
post childpiece
>>683813749Bingo?
speaks to you in an alien tongue
>>683791970
>>683805415>when he's flooring it near the end with all the bricks falling outthat was fucking badassglad I entered the /v/hu thread
>>683781173give every 2hu a shota to love
>>683806820Sorry couldn't make a passport in timeSee you next time if i'm free
not posting anything else for this slophole
this christmas tree stand reminds me of Suwako's hat
post MY slophole
Do you remember, brother, how we crushed the elven scum? How their evil hordes fled to the west We kneaded the Gondorian mud with our boots To make white-stone Mordor shine brighter And setting an example of fearlessness for everyone Under the harsh chorale of the jet roar On the backs of their swift-winged chimeras Our red star Nazguls flew Gandalf the Youth did not escape the orc swords Even though the enemies begged for mercy as they died Without counting losses, without closing your eyes Steel cohorts of Uruk-hai fighters marched Across the plains of Rohan, through Moria's hell The last elven destroyer was sunk On the Anduin River. Grim Osgiliath Occupied by Marines of the Goblin Division Is it possible to take something like this and forget it? Slain olefant's tubular trunk Or how in the square of Minas Tirith Did a pissing hobbit dance to the accordion for us? A fire was built from the chopped Ents There were doors and windows wide open And the marauding dwarf prayed and repented And the elves moaned: - Oh, das ist fantastich! So the bloody stage of the war was over We won and only a small matter remained: Sorcerers and the criminal elven general staff To be judged by an impartial Mordorian tribunal And our verdict was quite humane: To Kolyma. Only Gandalf and Aragorn Mordor condemned to death Mainly for participating in fag porn But trouble happened, our teacher and leader Our General Secretary Sauronych was once drunk Fucked into a volcano and burned for nothing And the ring of omnipotence dissolved in the volcano And the time has come for doubts and unrest The shameful wolves recovered and became stronger That's when the unprincipled Talmud sprinkled Zionist-Silmaril named Tolkien Historical truth has disappeared since then We were losing ridges, plateaus and shelves We lived to see invincible Mordor Captured by Rohans, Jews and Elves
>>683815962Comfyhole
>>683816561Who's feet is that on the telly I can't tell
>>683816676>telly
>bongs
>>683816676Patchy's.
Buddhist thread
>>683817457>shit threadwe know
>WOWIEPALOOZA! I sure love it when the crown prince cockvores the very concept of Buddhism along with every person I know at the Myouren Temple and then chokes me to death with her massive ass cheeks clenched on my throat!>Woopiedapoopy she's coming back here now!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT I'M SO EXCITED!!!!
>WOWIEPALOOZAno one says this
dual dumping
>>683817797>>683818106Futo stop posting
>>683782979ACCHI KOCCHI
Say
YA
fairies but obese
armored core but with touhous
They are fat because they are full of my cum
>>683781173We are not Video Games.
>>683791541I love clownpi-chan
>>683791541tiny fairy hands holding my pulsating dong
that touhou fumo racing game was neat
Mario Kart is boring
crash team racing clears
>>683791541TRANSLATE IT WEEBS
Crash Bandicoot fucking sucks
I hate console gaming
>>683821463Billions will kart
Parsley
>>683822143My actual hero Milia from seihou in there-................it was just Kogasa all this time'????
>>683822136>jealousyno wonder
>>683822143Why is collision off?
Meira Tyler Moore
Narumia
>>683822143I like how Chen is just pedalling really fast on her tricycle
>>683822343*MerryThese people would never about a pc98 nobody
I need moon asmr not filthy chink asmr.
koisneed
>>683781173Add male characters to the mainline games. Probably the only thing that can shake the series up at this point.
the eagles are starting to unionize
>>683824673you have to piss on 'em boss
>>683824490why do this when he can just bring pc98 nobodies and everyone will clap
>>683825130i was going to ask if my hero drew this but the hands don't look like his
>>683784129I'm a Touhou secondary. I've only played two of the games (6 and 7), haven't read any of the manga, watched any anime, don't know many fansongs and never contribute fanart to this thread. I have also 1cc'd Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Hard
>>683825130This looks like a mix of ShotanonXTewimom
>>683825536You have to post here forever now.
>>683824673the eagles will never unionize unless it's to beg toutetsu-sama to step on them more often
consuming the manga makes you a secondary
>>683825670I do have a Reimu action figure. :o)
>>683825903i dont know how to read
>>683825903(that was my joke)
>>683826053joke?
>>683784129My wife and our totally-not-retarded daughter.
>>683826373This is your daughter actually
My son is deadSay my name
Star > Kaguya
>>683826870Tony the tiger
>>683826870https://youtu.be/X2RgYi6NzpE?si=8JYymJW99rpKuWdiAlso I want to RAPE Kosuzu to death in public
fairy inflation.>b-b-but.free balloons.
>>683781173Mima?
>>683828086took the girls to the restaurant
>>683828216i hate this artist so fucking much it's unreal
>>683828216Sounds like a massive undertaking.Poor Mima.
hey guys what's up
>>683826587My daughter is Luna actually
>>683829056fucking your mom
>>683829056Look at this pic I found on Twatter
>>683829203is this actually real holy fucking shit
>>683829584I fucking love castle crashers bros
>>683829719Hopefully we'll get 2hu character mods after the new DLC drops
>>683829056the sky
>>683829203>>683829668New? Its been known about for a while, lot of people make a "pilgrimage" there for the memes. Very pretty location.The location i'm curious about is the door in Seiga's stage, I had a name for it once but forgot it and can't find it anymore.
I hope we find Clownpiece stage background soon
I love Sariel so much : )
I hate sariel AND her feet.
Do you take the elevator or use the stairs?
>>683781173https://files.catbox.moe/t0zggb.mp4more fairy prons
>>683781173You can fix too who by fucking off back to /jp/ or /vg/.
>>683831396Stop being Chinese
>>683831182Explain anon. I wish to understand how someone could have a wrong opinion.
sul sulatoteh
>>683831565why 2hu fuck shotas?
cuck
which touhou is incredibly racist but begins crying and sobbing when someone is racist to them
shotabroken
did you guys see what pencileater posted on twitter
>twatt*r
which touhou starts crying if you don't call it X
>>683834221definitely zoomireko
Bring me Shotaeater
>>683781173>How do we fix too who?More michiking doujinshi
Senseiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I forgot my school bag! May I go home to get it before the test?
*raps*
It's Yuuma
I am your substitute teacher. Your sensei died in the hospital from metastasis vaginitis. Her body was donated to science and rendered down to make the government cheese topping for your cafeteria pizza squares. Will will be watching movies for the rest of the semester. The movies are rated for adults only so class is cancelled indefinitely.
Forgive me, I have been very busy as of late. You will all take the test today, but you all have the opportunity to take it no later than tomorrow as a result of my tardiness.
>>683835419shoo flee?! *pees pants*
MAI SATONO I DEMAND students to pass my knowledge to
>>683836941Master Okina... you've already reached your maximum amount of abducted children this month... Any more and the other sages will get mad at you...
>>683836941Master Okina... Why are the teachers getting fed more than us?
>>683837128boy>>683837145boy
>>683836803thats ok Ms. Kamishirasawa
satorin 5head
>>683836803she is too busy HAVING SEXshe is too busy GETTING A PENIS INSERTED INTO HER VAGINAshe is too busy MAKING LOVE AND EXPERIENCING INTERCOURSE
>>683781173How do you guys gather the will to get up in the morning? I think life is getting a little more tired everyday, until you are too tire to get up again.
>>683837729Wriggle-chan dont say that out loud please she could hear you....
but I thought the school week was over...
>>683837729This is what /vt/ gossip sounds likeYou are on the same level as a /vt/igger
>>683838449maybe you should go back there and stay there, retard since you seem so familiar with it
Kamishirasawa Senior is over. Would you like to meet him? I'm sure he'd be very happy to have a word with you.
>>683835267ba/ss/ed
>>683838641*plappy plappy plappy*
>>683837810i rule and earth rocks
>>683838625The pandemic...turned me insane. I'm back to normal now. But that post was a grim reminder of a shitty past where I would spend my days watching ewhores then discussing them with the rest of the SEA monkis there
>>683798093Is there more?
can't fucking 1cc 6 on easy mode not even with fucking continuous
Sorry teach I'm playing the hit 1996 video game Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War for the Super Famicom. Call me back when your dad isn't here.
more happy cooking games
i found the thread
>>683840358*shoves a dirty diapy into*
STOOOOOOOOOP
Sariel.........
Alright guys, let's use the time to discuss where our class trip will be. Remember, no Hakurei Shrine. Last year was a disaster.
>>683840692former hell
>>683840692I wanna go to Misty Lake so we can see our pretty swimming teacher...
>>683837729...with me
>>683781173Make better games.
>>683840692uhh last I checked smelly bats aren't welcome in this school
>>683840692The Moon
>IMG_
>>683842092Rocket exploded, trip cancelled.
>>683842274i cant believe keine-sensei died in the Challenger explosion adhxr
>>683840692Fallen temple, Makai.
>>683842774.mpreg
im mpreg
who is the cuter boy Miko or Mokou
YOU'RE A BOY
>>683828054Correct.
i'm a male i'm a man, i'm a he, i don't get into that mentally ill stuff
AC broke now I cant play any games
is this the thread
Mai, Satono, I demand the removal of brown people
>>683843845AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>683843845That's really racist, I don't think this game is racisthttps://files.catbox.moe/b98evo.jpg
>>683819385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=036lBOPZp7M
remimi's cock isnt that big
Remilia plaps all her employees with her 10 inch futa cock
I use Remilia's cock as a bodypillow
>>683843845We're working on it, Master Okina
^flan btw
>>683843845Do not pretend to be me. Mai, Satono, I DEMAND you get rid of this IMPOSTER
i FUCK the hakurei barrier
How to reset your fox to factory settingshttps://files.catbox.moe/5tyy8u.png
why does she need so many screens for her gamer chair
>>683844635she is not that fat
>>683844450sus
>>683844721sleigh would never do that
>>683788104so now this brainrot noko is a thing
>>683844324Thank you Mai, I always knew you were the better one.
>>683845013Pop culture and video games are brainrot so let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
I found her
>>683828461mima can do anything
today I jerked off to Reimu getting mating-pressed by a shota
>>683845514me, I'm the shota
>>683845614no I'm the shota and you're Reimu
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE REIMUUUUUUU
The test is here! I wish you the best! If you are returning, please use your name from last time. If not, please refrain from using one of the names here. And I will kindly ask you to refrain from using slurs for names. The test will be available for two days. I will do my best to post the test tomorrow so that students may have the chance to take this test.https://forms.gle/GEgxFAdkGE9GfmUz7
>>683846261Every time you ask us not to use slurs it makes me want to do it.
>>683846261>accidentally logged in with my uni gmail account againPlease don't doxx me Keine
>>683846728here's your location bro
>>683846830Jokes on you i'm posting this from Yorihime's laptop
>>683845514I love 2hu /ss/ so much
>>683847136I know right
>>683846261This is hard let's do another week of history.
Any and all private information is safe with me! >>683846552
>>683845313I hate autism levels like this. Why can't level makers just design nice levels that aren't about super specific jumps and instead just have those as optional speedrun strats?
>>683847291 >>683846728 I meant to say it to you
i was going to name myself teacher has a fat ass plappy plappy plappy but I would prefer to not give any information to an attention whore roleplayer
Keine getting mating-pressed by shota Rumia
reimu waking up shotafied (permanently)
>>683847421It'd be a shame is anyone found out about your email address, plapplapplapgetpregnant@gmail.com
You are a fully grown shota
>>683848065We're really wearing out the word.
>>683848097I don't care, shota is the best
Keine getting mate pressed by a fully grown man
Keine getting mate pressed by a lessly grown man
fully grown man shotafied (permanently)
rinnosuke
ahem
Enough nonsense
>>683848378is pregnant
>>683846261if i am vengeful spirit mima, then who the jigoku is Astral Knight Konngara
>rinnosuke
which 2hu wuld you be
>>683848774Yukari. I get to be powerful and spend most of my time sleeping? Perfect.
in my country, shota means getting shot
>>683847352i love levels like this thoughit's like the same difficulty and consistency requirement as a lunatic 1cc's but without the boring replay of stage 1, boss1, stage 2, ...but there's plenty of nice casual levels to play, too.
>>683848952Nice nuts ma'am
>>683848774i can only be me
Stop making fun of Keine sensei! She's working really hard!
its too fucking hoti hate summerwriggle's friends ate me 134 times in 2 nights
vhugoers piss themselves when a grown man is present fucking their favorite 2hu
>>683849348I fuck grown men
>>683849320come home white man. to the north. we don't even get much snow anymore.
>>683849561what the FUCK is that
>>683849320you now have ebola, aids, cancer, covid, shingles, cold sores, diabetes, autism, depression, anxiety and are now a crash bandicoot fan
Marisa's piss waterfall
>>683849585>north>no snowfake north
>>683849681There's no such thing as crash bandicoot fans you quack.
>>683849478you're a twinkyou also cosplay as 2hus
shotanon and shotaremilia
>>683849732blame global warming
Which 2hu has the biggest wee wee
>>683849320
>>683849854north fakeri hope your claims of whiteness are more accurate than your claims of latitude
>>683849970If you're trying to get me to tell you where I live you will not succeed but I'm farther north than you unless you're one of the 50 finnish posters here.
Miko identifies as a sword
Gee, it sure is boring around here
ni ggers()()
>>683849320who is the artist?tineye, yandex, saucenao and iqdb didn't yeild any matches
bwap bwop bwap bwop bwap bwop bwap bwop bwap bwop bwap bwop bwap bwo
Terrible posts of abysmal quality
What would you in this situation https://files.catbox.moe/tuqv6a.png
>>683850250Roughly dommed by mai
>>683851105Does /v/hu ever have quality posts?
>>683851128tell her to pull her skirt down
>>683851128>”Oh. Okay…”
hithis is my post
>>683822060Marisa would never say that.
hi I hate niggers
hikneel?
>>683851737merth...
can you guys please stop swearing my mommy looks at my computer and she doesnt like swear words
>someone made a completely nonsensical post therefore the thread MUST reach bump limit
kill every remilia poster
Suck Remilia's penis
>>683821993learn japanese
mom found the misumaru folder
kill every kaguya poster*
i keep mixing up Keine and the plate girl
>character's only power is being americanShittiest vhu by far
>>683852329how
>>683852436I want clownpiece to give me a creampie
>>683851838not canon
I wish I could know touhou better the world is too complex
>>683852201https://files.catbox.moe/mb0te7.jpg
>>683852725its not that complex its just dense and past his early 20s phase where he had nothing but media consumption in mind he started to reference eastern culture which we know little of but you don't need to know the full history of taoism to understand TD or Miko and her bunch
>>683852880any book or manga recc before the autism fest resumes?
>>683852854that's a turd
>>683853161No book or manga really gives you the whole 2hu experience because again, its that dense, divided into generations not just by gameplay but by general themes.Forbidden Scrollery might be the offiicial manga that best encapsulate 2hu but i could see other debates. You'll learn about youkais, there might be a semblance of a threat established at some point but its quick to revert to status quo.
>>683853493ty
>>683829056ching chong ping pong ting tong ding dong
bing ching bong bong biling lalala
>>683853952
>>683838281too much historyalso >only 1 hour fishing (including travel time)ngmi
>>683845747imagine not wanting to be Reimu and fuck fairies to pichun
>>683852527they have long hats
Touhou but Reimu is on Vacation and nobody can resolve the incident
>>683838281you make schedules FOR FUN
>>683854794What do you do for fun?
https://youtu.be/hq4j4Dly70I?si=gMojbzY0ZUBhSfcX
>>683855365I almost cried watching this I'm not kidding
>>683855653why
>>683839389i got this for the switch recently. still need to play it
>>683855789It reminded me of the pastWhen things were better
>>683856087I was very disappointed that it played nothing like papa's pizzeria
>>683856128doesnt this guy do porn now I'm curious
kinda weird how Reimu now has her own green haired dog slave girl at the temple.
>a fairy under the shirne>more fairies>slave dog>a princess>a oni>muhrisaTOGETHER WE MAKE THE FREELOADERS
Marisa NOOOOO
>"Go ahead, rub one out again, anon."
Good night.
Hola amigos estoy a hacer touhou gaem
>>683857698It's 5 am 5 AM!
judging by how things are going this thread is going to archive in my sleep
Alice having a child after being raped, only for the child to die from SIDs shortly after birth (god has abandoned her because she is the antichrist)
post more sound posts
No
>>683850214Cute.
>>683859658
>>683860637
>>683860637What's her fucking problem
japanese """humor""""
>>683861008noneand no one can't stop her
ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
it's time to stop
this thread reads like /dbs/
/v/hu is going to fade into gensokyo at this rate...
>>683838281There is no time in between classes to get to them.
>>683862620Passing period is fake and gay just fly bro
2hu peaked with tube fogs Zun should call it after 20 he can't top this.
>>683862620/v/hu academy still uses the academic quarter so you have 15 minutes between classes to get to the next one
>>683862773why does she like corm?
>>683863221Corn is good for your health.
>>683862393Pretty mild today tho, also enoko lost
>>683862773I know sex fox is a big meme but I actually did like how Zun handled her as a midboss and a key story piece in UM as a whole.Plus its fun to see a character on the weaker side having an actual role on the games that goes beyond being stage 1-2 mobs you never see again
BEHOLD the most forgettable stage 5 boss
>>683864002What's the antonym of pervert?
>>683864147innocent?
>>683864147>>683864243pure
>>683864002Idk man i remember her flashbang lasers
>>683864002Blue aya gets a 4 for effort
>>683864002Btfo by a walking grapeguya is kind of unfair but what can you do
do not trust tengu fake news
anon is heterosexual and loves women!
Aya has never lied before
>>683865613Both wrong.Im actually koisexual and love koisneed!
>>683864147Prude
>>683864002Megumuprude...