Passed out in my computer chair. Thankfully I pissed myself there instead of crawling to my bed and doing it there
nothing to brag about
>>23509826small victories
He хвacтaйcя
Time to filter russia
>>23510278I take it back I take it back
Fuck you Indian nigga, at least filter your house.
>>23511327You're in 9th grade
Denounce the Talmud.Christ is King
I am Jewish and I absolutely denounce the Talmud.However, the Old Testament/Torah, New Testament, and Talmud are all obviously fiction. So.
I respect Christianity, but I don't care about it here, I came here for a different purpose.
>>23509873Shhh don't tell them jesus was a jew, they'll get real mad.
what is growing up in a muslim country like Turkey / Saudi / UK etc like? Is it a comfy existence?
>>23509764>UK Kek’ed a little ngl >>23509916>>23509930>muslim country has designated tranny streets Why am I not surprised.
>>23510219Have a photo of Erdoğan dining with a tranny singer too.Must be the Zutt curse.
I think it's fucked up, I don't live there, but I wouldn't want to live there.
ive had a cyst on my ass for years now and every few months or so it gets quite swollen and kind of erupts and explodes into a semi-sea of puss and bloodi havent gone and gotten it taken care of at the doctors because i feel like it would be emberresing
>>23510663I had a wart that hurt under my armpit. Eventually the arm friction ripped it off and it solved itself.
At least you dont have skin eating bacteria or whatever the fuck i have on yo balls and dick. It all started with athletes foot, and when it got to my balls i didnt go to the doctor cuz tf was i gonna say. Only went after like a year, and still didnt fix the issue.
>>23511190yeah you should probably get that looked upif this affected my cock even in the slightest i would rush to the hospital
Why are zoomers so infantilised?
>>23511287Kys fecal
>>23511286If he really cared she wouldn’t be allowed to leave the house without a chaperone.Chaperoning her once doesn’t do anything.
>>23511283>27>teenage
Here's a radical thought: the reason birthrates are falling everywhere is because the world is following the wrong faith.Most people today believe that their bodies belong to them. But this is factually wrong.You can't own something you didn't create or didn't buy. You're claiming false ownership over something that is not your invention. So does your body belong to your parents? Also no, because the process of sex and birth wasn’t invented by them. Your body belongs to nature itself. You are basically renting it to temporarily stay in this world.Time to pay your rent, faggots.How? By performing the functions your body was created with.
>>23511210>Your body belongs to nature itselfNature belongs to Man. God gave it to us. Everything belongs to God, but He lets us do as we see fit to cultivate the physical world. Of course He will judge the outcome.
>>23511210Feared the Jewish woman is under that pumpkin.
>>23511210That means you're obligated to rape a woman.
-Drink much water-Take a walk-Avoid smoking -Eat healthy-Stay positiveMuch love to you Anon!
>>23504671will do
>>23504671>2025>Doesn't smoke cigarettesAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?>b-but it kills youAnd? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23504671wow thank u so much nyahhhh
YAWNbig yawnBIG FUCKING YAWNIM BOREDI AM SO FUCKING BORED OH MY GOD HOLY SHITanyway what yall lil fuckers up to?
>>23511051if you're bored posting on bant probably won't help
>>23511121you might be rightthis board seems to be alot more dead and gay than it used to
>When brown people poop, it gets on their hands and they can’t see it because it’s the same color as their hands>They proceed to eat rice with their bare hands Brown people nasty af it’s true what they say, barf brown.
>>23511134brownoids can use this board too. If that makes you mad, seethe and cope
>>23511156Ok. Take this board pass first.
>>23511171Its the color of half and half coffee, cumface boy
anon, you've been lied to. This is the true shape of the earth and you know it in your heart.Yes. the earth IS a sphere. However, the projection of the continents is artificially constrained, as is the path of all satellites to avoid flying over the hidden area.
>>23510251>moved to bantcan they access /bant/ in OP's hidden nether realms? OP how much do you guys influence our society? Like, is AI ours or did we get this amazing tech tree unlocked b/c of you
Bant bump ban test
I don't give a fuck, I'll say the earth is flat, but no one gives a fuck, I don't give a fuck either, go sleep it off, pedophile.
My cat is lying on a chair and prevents me from playing
get him out man, don't be beta cuck
>>23511041Bro ID
greetingsfromfinland:literalagentdotssesswordpressessessesdotssessesskomso Aah ja. Ansa meni taas kiinni kun ansensitte paniikissa tän aiheen jälkeen, uudet päivitykset että virukset jotenkin kumoutuu. Olette kyllä, ennalta-arvattavia ja typeriä, joten välillä kiva kun saan teidätkin tekemään: turhia asioita. nii https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashiandshttps://vastalauta.org/b/182598hi world :)
we will, just leave this, here. yours truly, authorities of Finlands and by signed: Marshall
>>23510451hi finn :)
hiisi sauna saatana perkele
Penis! Lol.
>>23509368>>23511143>>23511154internet could've been uhhnot like this
>>23508850Oh yes slutty boy nice ahegao
>>23511160
Here's a guide on how to recognize bant-tan
>>23510547thanks. very cute :3
>>23510608A cute child? What about it?
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