*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here.
Even if I was Mum came over, so I got other stuff to worry about.Later.
>>25185809I wish I knew.>>25191781Nice one.>>25239638Looks good. Spaghetti was never my forte, but I can make a mean baked ziti.>>25253362Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25166608I want to eat the cirno snow cone
imagine when you cum it sounds like a ketchup bottle being squeezed and the consistency was like cream cheese.
>>25191846That's disgusting.
>>25191846YUCK
Discuss.
Hehehe
should i have a coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J92duDbxEU
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or Ivan The Terrible than the second coming of Jesus Christ.
I'm really enjoying playing the sims 1 & 2 recently but I've only been building houses. I wish Will Wright made the sims more architectural and less barbie dollhouse.
i don't play games
try dwarf fortress m8 you'll love it
I got so fucking stoned last night I had a massive psychotic acid flashback where my soul was ground on a smashing wheel of agony
>>25256618It's rare, but marijuana can cause a psychotic episode.>>25256721Consider me corrected.Wtf, I knew the DUDE WEED farmers have been selective breeding them for more THC, but I didn't know it was fucking people up now. I thought it just makes 99% of people nauseous if they get too much THC.>I blame the jewsNah, this time it's just farming techniques have improved, so they're in an arms race to crossbreed more potent plants, just like the hot pepper farmers in an arms race making peppers as hot as scientifically possible.
>>25264394Fuck. I dabbled in it for a while years ago, but nothing like that. I'd usually only have something like 150ug per dose; which is nothing compared to drinking a fucking bottle of it. Still, it was good times and it helped me a lot at that stage in my life.
>>25256721>>25264975i quit smoking because it just fucks me up in a bad way and was rarely ever a good or fun high anymore
he is going trick or treating with stirby in poland
>>25265663Nanananananananananana BATCAAAAAT
>>25265663stirby told me the polish dont believe in halloween or festivities in general he said poland is simply devoid of holiday joy
>>25265663Safe travels friend
Emmy wished on a dragon scaleAnd that's what started Dragon TalesAround the room, the dragons flewBut Emmy and Max knew what to doThey climbed on the backs of their dragon friendsNow the adventures never endDragon Tales, Dragon TalesIt's almost time for Dragon TalesCome along, take my handComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25265800That nigga is CAKED UP
Wanna watch that movie, together physically; and not have sex (me, grudge fuckin you)?https://youtu.be/BYgdwocfhls?si=7OL3w5SleaIAcEw9
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>>25265619>naming a city ReginaYou're having a laugh, aren't you Canada?
>tries to get me to name all the cities in a 20 mile radius from meNice try glowies
>>25265852you when tryingdo me too well.
What is futasuck even saying to himself?>>25255449
>>25264978I dont have a boyfriend and what do you mean?>>25265573That would be an interesting development.
>>25265773You're still much too sloppy. I know exactly who you are.
>>25265821Are you having a bad spooky day? Did the little kiddos scare you?
cause
dinner at gluck gluck's 2nite!members only buffet at the edge of town.it's american night we got hotdogs, cole slaw, potato salad, and pork beans.Horror movies on the big TV come to gluck gluck's with me
hi /bnat/
>>25264799It's okay, we'll just move from the library to the 99% dubs scream chamber.
>>25264693OMG is that a hecken linken park reference :3you are so cool anon
>>25265657i walk alone in the raneso noone seas my tears(o_\\)xx
Tradition will not save you, nor will religion save you. Neither your church nor denomination will save you. Not one ritual will ever save you.Instead, this is what the Father desires: a heart full of love, eyes that do not condemn, a mouth that speaks what is true, and ears that listen humbly. For this is our law: that you become like Him and follow the example His Son set before you: love, compassion, justice, mercy, faithfulness, humility, and impartiality. In everything, practice these. Pray that your words be rebuked if you are speaking what is false.Tell me: what good is it to follow the law outwardly but inwardly be in rebellion against it? Surely, this has no value?Instead, become the kind of person who follows the law naturally. In this are fulfilled His words: "Make a tree good, and its fruit will be good." Become someone who loves unconditionally, who forgives without limit, someone who gives generously. In this, the law is perfected: that you love your neighbour as yourself.Know this: "The Lord does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25264483Put the bible up your ass and spin it there.
torah, the autistically correct word is torahbiblos is just greek for book
>>25264483Why do I need salvation? Hell sounds like warming place for me
