What are the current nicknames of people in your group chat? Post em.Anime nonceMoloch Melon MelouchFeetlantropistChatffrey KeksteinAnne ClankLv. 1 CrookMrkvový agentRave fetusComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
glownigger thread
Carry on you fuckin weird lolicon pedos.
Big-time uncbumpPiss piss pissCut cut cut
>>24372409Thanks Channing
>>24368798Hey Uncle Barry who was the jon stewart/ston jewart bettypedo fag? You got any archives about him?
Do you like gummy worms, /bant/?
>>24368874I dislike him intensely as well but shitting in your own sandbox just to spite someone else is pretty retarded
^^^This^^^
>>24351890>>24352608>>24365650I watched it again and I was wrong, she premixes some of the ingredients in a mixing bowl first, then sticks the whisk in her ass, pisses in the bowl, then everything goes back into her ass afterwards to be mixed/whisked. She then "shits" the cookie batter onto a sheet pan directly instead of forming cookies normally, which I'd forgotten about. Also, while the cookies are baking, she puts a butternut squash up her ass for some reason. The cookies come out looking burnt, but she does eat one. I doubt they taste any good, despite her claiming they are delicious.I still don't think pissing in the batter was part of the plan, I think it just happened as she was trying to force the contents of her ass out and she just went along with it.
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>>24372271i am thinking this might be the big run for wkey, i am hoping so. i keep fantasizing about it hitting $50. that and cbrs are my #3 and 4 positions respectively
feeling invisible and i can't stand it. up a lot of money though so i guess that's neat. gonna stay in town this weekend but in under two weeks time i will be leaving. still don't want to, but going to make myself. i love you so much babe. your fear of hope makes you so skeptical. it really can be so easy and happy for you, you don't have to deserve it or earn it and once i give it to you it will never go away. there's no catch or rugpull. that's just the way things are.
Notha day notha iran deal rumor. But trump gonna stay in dc fo the weekend and he's been actin weird lately, methinks he can't lie about the Iran deal because it's still being finalized, and he wanna get in front of the cameras this weekend to announce the piece deal. As long as he don't interrupt the Indy 500, with a long brag ramble, Im still bit salty about Obama interrupting the last 15 minutes of the amazing race to announce Osamas death, I never knew the ending of the show.Funny if trump times his announcement during the Canadian gp, I'd laugh my ass off.
How can people be comfortable masturbating while using their PC? Do people really sit bare-ass on their chair as if it didn't gather sweat? Compared to doing it in the bathroom it all looks and feels uncomfortable
>>24371671When you shit or fart, shit particles go to the air.
When jerking off somewhere else than in the bathroom, here is a lifehack:As soon as you cum, pinch your foreskin shut, so everything gathers in there.
>>24370661The bathroom is the epitome of a chamber designed for cleansing oneself and removing whatever waste your body produces (i.e: cum, shit, piss)
If you check the home page, /r/ (Adult Requests) no longer exists. It's highly likely that is due to the Take It Down Act coming into effect on the 19th. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_It_Down_ActIt's also noteworthy that Wired released an article on the 21st about how anons on /r/ were creating AI porn deepfakes of women without their knowledge or consent.https://www.wired.com/story/4chans-misogynist-wizards-are-nudifying-women-by-request/https://archive.ph/gmf4N
>>24370650this has been habbening for a LONG ASS time loool damn dudesi memeber back on /b/ they were doing bubble edits of fembots in bathing suits before they could do realistic noodseven though i never used the board, RIP /r/, they'll migrate to /b/ most likely>>24370902its much easier to do now at scale>>24371456Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24371874The news media isn’t allowed to be up to date with information because that would make everyone notice the Jews
>>24370650Legitimately terrible for site culture but having been here since 2005, it’s clear that this place has been taken over by spoonfeeders anyway. No one lurks and children are everywhere.No /r/ means every board now is open to request.I thought it didn’t get any worse than the creation of /lgbt/ and /soc/, never mind /pol/.
alone on a Friday night?Pfhahaha!
>>24372709I'm going to have three spoonfuls of whatever
>Immer vorwärts, Schritt um Schritt>Es gibt keinen Weg zurück>Was jetzt ist, wird nie mehr ungescheh'n>Die Zeit läuft uns davon>Was getan ist, ist getan>Was jetzt ist, wird nie mehr so gescheh'n>Ach und könnt' ich doch>Nur ein einz'ges Mal>Die Uhren rückwärts dreh'nComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24372662>sclieben scwachten flagblich bluchen
Hallo, ich möschte ein hamburger heute. Morgen, deine schvester.
This is a psyop... A PSYOP!
>>24369957You think she is pretty then?
>>24372574obviously
>>24372615I'm glad you're not gay and/or a pedo, unlike this fucker >>24367755
Jolly little lad edition>when Josie stream?Monday(regular) /wednesday(members) /Friday(regular)>SocialsHttps://X.com/Sheep_Xinghttps://www.instagram.com/sheep_xinghttps://www.instagram.com/sheep.xinghttps://www.tiktok.com/@sheepxingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>24372650The biggest simps believed she was a virgin and the rest weren't sure, but desperately hoped she was. I remember wiser non-simp posters knowing she wasn't based on the Canada trip, but they were in the general FTL threads. I think FTL and Josie redpilled hundreds if not thousands of guys on simping.
>>24372686>I think FTL and Josie redpilled hundreds if not thousands of guys on simping.That is probably true yeah.
Fucking kill yourselves
You don't experience dying because there's no distinction between past, present and future in reality, you just remember that you're dead and can move on to the next phase of existence. If things are weird for you now that's why. Look into The Tibetan Book of the Dead. It's Bardo.
>>24369780Reminder that millhouse is not a meme, but millhouse is not a meme is a meme.I hold the black cube of Saturn. I do not feel any particular attachment to it, but it does feel comfortable in my hand.
>>24369781wrong :)
I just find it convenient that the clergy would have us all stay so afraid all the time as if we need to rule the day. Sounds like some dong slapping behavior to me. Real tough guy shit.
Black fembot here: best countries to get BWC this summer?
>>24369276I was born too late...
>>24369257this
>>24369255>>24369274they take 5.5 inch arab penis
Puppygirl Rights
>>24366506The purpose is that we deserve to ascend human rights and live a comfy life devoid of the thinking stuff like working and waking up by an alarm.A better term would be Puppygirl Privileges
>>24366455the only right they're taking is a right into my bed heyooooo
>>24366523Anything for attention really
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>>24369366i'll miss that beautiful face ngl. she was very patient with me and my nonsense, the woman's a sweetheart it seems. i wish her nothing but the best
Oh I miss her too. Hope she is doing well. I will continue to use these moments of intent to send love and good vibes to her.
>>24372431it's weird, almost suspicious that she suddenly disappeared and hasn't seemed to touch her socials at all but i'm just going to assume she's abandoned those and isn't dead or something
Choke me out, it's all love and no doubt,Will you get to me first or will the internet clout?For me it's just a silly roundabout,No matter where you turn, I'll still find you out!Don't leave me alone, I don't like the drought,That's what it's all about, without you my brain goes out.Oh what the hell, just become my spouse. What are you waiting for? Join me in this maddening playground!
>>24372586>autoconversionreely? i havent seen issues with XT doing that, it typically keeps the resolution and somehow de-bloats the image....havent noticed quality loss but i get ur old school like that :p if its the last time might as well go out with a bang! (get it heh heh heh bang heh heh heeeehhhhhhh)>>24372588we are all very healthy well balanced individuals here on the 4chan and i denied that would ever happen(ed).....goshlern2reed >:)~
>>24372633>>24372633>>24372633
>>24372580>annnd uhh would n-n-nebar do that thinking about his firm grip and the psychotic look of pleasure in his eyes.....that would be kinda gayI can't even pretend I wouldn't really, really enjoy that>how am i supposed to fix what i dont know about??well uhh what do you want to know about? I've loved 3 guys in my life, two of them never showed any interest in me and the third toyed with me for a year or so before dropping mei really believe i was put on this earth to please other people, i have complex feelings about the third guy because I loved him and he didn't love me, but I'm happy at least he found it amusing to toy with me