Bantu how to get frens? I am not talking about toxic discord "frens" who all just are bakas who have ulterior motives
I'll be your friendLet's meetup tomorrow
>asking /b*nt/ for advice on forming friendshipsWhat a lonely world you live in
>>11742415Suspicious amount of germans in my thread>>11742420That's not the purpose of my thread
Alright, Eurangutans, bring me your best and funniest Ameriburger humor/cringe/do-they-really images.
>>11736324real life bait
>>11736235>>11736236These are not accurate
>>11737348>my son was forced into involuntary cosmetic surgery against my wishes>no, I won't sue. It just my child after all
Dog>Created with a purpose by mankind>Can be trained to assist and contribute to mankind>Can be taught discipline to stop whatever habits they inherit>Can be taught tricks>Loyal companion to the end>Will not only defend you, but also your family and homeCat>the nigger of the animal world>designed to be as useless as a niggerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Uh, meow?
>>11742006too bad dogs are actually retarded
>>11740311>Black pussy is unironically the tightestThis is bullshit. Negroid pussy is loose. Further on negroid women are unattractive and stinks. They also carry STDs. Regarding Asian pussy they are generally speaking tight. But the tightest pussy I have fucked are girls from Turkey and that area. They are real tight. Im guessing here but probably because of inbreeding. The worst sex I have ever had was with a negroid female. Disgusting. Rather fuck an old white lady than a negroid bitch.
>>11739922You should know already, leafbro
>>11739922It tastes like it was just taken off the street and tossed in cheap teriyaki sauce.OHHHH, you're talking about vaginas
What happens after you die?
>>11741002>>11741023goode posts
Reincarnate somewhere into something that evolved a consciousness. That's the only logical way of thinking desu. It may happen in a very very long time though
>>11741000you loop back to when you were born
Shiva could kill Jesus Christ and Mohammed at the same time and you know it.
>>11738171yes and u worship god which>sent bears to murder kids>tricks a dude to almost murder his son>destroyed human civilization multiple times>genocides people, including his chosen peopleAnd as an Irishman your patron Saint is an Englishman who killed a bunch of Irish people
>>11738202Christian beliefs will be forgotten as evil fiction and Shiva will be remembered until human extinction.
>>11738235>>11738265Technically there are no male angels either. They're all genderless and shape shifters who only choose to look feminine, masculine, or look something like this.>>11738230Well Jesus does have a whip at least but yeah a spear is a superior weapon in most situations so long as it isn't comically long like a pike.>>11738165Doesn't Shiva basically exist to kill evil ogre's and drink the blood of dead sinners or whatever though? I don't really see why Jesus and Shiva ever would end up in a fight to begin with. As for Mohammed maybe...
DEATH TO AMERICADEATH TO GAYSDEATH TO ISRAELDEATH TO TRANNIESKEEP /BANT/ A MUSLIM BOARDALLAHU AKBAR
cringe
>>11742389Khawarij.
Test
عير بيك سيج
>>11742209In English.
>biggest faggot on tiktok>is a christian
>>11742047whatever you say vlad
>>11741919It's just virtue signaling because they choose the ways of the world over Christ
>>11741919Something that a lot of people who a liberals/libertarian don't get is that Jesus honestly offers the most amount of freedoms through following him. It sounds like a bizarre contradiction but let me explain. In following Jesus, one of your goals is to go and make people of all nations however this is very hard being a terrible human. By following the law we can help spread the good news of the gospel. Where I am going with this that there are good side effects to following Jesus and when you know his love. By not being addicted to porn, drugs, or alcohol you can live freely of chains set down by you. That is not saying the path is going to be easy but it will be the most freeing on the human mind and soul. How this all relates to this guy is that he is not following the law by being gay and showing Christian hypocrisy. If you are not willing to give up certain earthly things in order to pursue Jesus; such as porn, gayness(not sure if thats the right word lol), drunkenness', greed, hatred you are a sinner, and we all know what that means
sohow was it?
>>11741702i lost day 1
anyone ever done it? how was the nut afterwards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMQqq3LyrI4&feature=youtu.be
>>11742187bump this is important
>amazon order leaves city >amazon order reenters city This shit would've arrived by now. Wtf are they doing. It's done this like 4 times now
Hi, I'm Steve from Amazon customer service. Your package is on the way to its destination and we apologise for any inconvenience. Dear, customer 17473uezeui553735{this is an automated message}
>>11742180YOU ARE GERMAN WHY ARE YOU NAMES STEVE WHY IS MY ORDER STUCK IN PITTSBURGH PURGATORY AAAAAAAA
I want to marry with a Cute British girl like Raffey Cassidy
i want pregnant anne frank gf
>be me>20 yo>go to Berlin, to see what germans have there>take off from flixbus at 3.15A.M>decide to wait at bus stop till morning>waitwithsomeidiots.jpeg>finally clock says its 6 A.M gtfo>try to find cool buildings>found free internet somewhere and clicked nearest one>Charlottenburg Palace.jpgComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11742152lol the local immigrants in Netherlands told me how to bunk public transport then managed to get free train travel across the country on a metro ticket because i accidentally got on at a station with 2 kinds of trains and got off at a regular onethen it turns out there were no gates at the station i wanted so i didn't really have to buy one at all even though i didthey dont really check on trams you can pretend to beep your wallet if its busy or just stand at the machine until you're moving
why do these retards not know how to wear a chin strap?
>>11742153Probably not long enough to fit under the chin
'cos otherwise their jaws would drop from all the awesomeness
my father said it was so the captain's cock didn't slip down the chin when the troops are blowing him
