fuck i am so frustrated there's that longing but nothing i can do myself is able to satisfy it. i wanna hug and kiss a guy so bad and cuddle in bed and and and that sorta stuff but nothing else makes it be fine. it isnt even anything lewd so i cant do that kinda stuff for temporary relief and stuff. the poor pillows on my bed get choked to death so badly every night just cuz i cant even sleep unless i am hugging something with everything i got but that sorta hurts now sometimes because the thingies growing on my chest awdl;fhgl;gdo fuck fuck fuck fuck that feeling's always there but argh nothing fixes it aaaarghhh please someone do something or like and pretend or something im going insanei need it i love you hold my hand
>>24909697>my husband needs to be mine and mine alone and the same would go for me being his. our love needs to be pure only for each other. everything else is blasphemy and ends in ruin.so based that it disintegrates all degens into a puddle of goo
you can't cuck me because you cant even read the OP. i yearn for sovl and love, not cheap pleasure. if that were the case i would be just fine alone..so lonely..
>>24911552not true, i would make you fall in love with me, and stop short of doing anything you want, leading you on with occasional kisses and hugs, and then cuck you to make you really super duper frustrated
/s4s/ lately looks like they're having more fun than usWhat can be done to get more /bant/ OC?
>>24908838it ain,t like that but if you need it to be then that's alright. i don't really owe you an explanation and the other way round.
>>24908896its fun
>>24911870source¿
Haven't checked in on this shithole in a year or two. WTF happened to Feet Fridays? They were the only reason to ever pop by, always had some good fresh material that you'd never find on /d/ or other boards. Did the Polanon who hosted them get taken out by a Russian/Ukrainian stray missile or something?
>>24911348*ignores it*LOL, you would definately stirb.>>24911353Good man. You will be spared on the day of reckoning for footfags.
>>24911607at least i would die happy
>>24908165Are you the evil feet-hating twin of the old Tomoko-poster who used to come around here and /d/?>>24908198Easily. Even if you supposed there are unseen thumb-cuffs or something keeping me fettered to that exact point on the post (he appears largely unrestrained in the image, but I'll steelman the dilemma a bit), I would easily just be able to move my head out of the way of the gunshot. The line connected my peanus weenus to the gun would also have to be some made of some extremely strong, taught cable, or there's no way it would be holding the gun in that weird, gravity-defying position. No chance a boner's moving something like that in the first place, but it's possible that body movement in general could set it off, so I'd just crane my head out of the way and try to get the weapon to discharge while I'm not in its line of fire.
I wish I was Brazilian so much...
>>24908432Now rewrite it in rust
>>24904376>>24904398How could you be totally straight and yet you find Kagamine Len hot and get turned on by him? By the way, it is not straight for males, such as you to find a man hot and get turned on by him no matter of how much feminine or masculine he is. This is not the Ancient Greek times, nor the 1950s, it is 2026, there is absolutely no need to hide in the closet and pretend that you are straight, especially, when it is completely obvious and on the nose that you said it, so don't be like Nick Fuentes, who is in complete denial of his own sexuality for many years up to this day.
>>24912011It's called being heteroflexible chud.
why isn't this you?
>>24910292He can't fuck her until she turns 10, at least.
>>24910293Im sure the average german foid is casually racist yet will be intercoursal with anything because shes angry because she is german and germans are naturally angry at anything :3
>>24910286If she can see it, she can be it
1.00 Canadian dollars currently equals exactly 1.00 Australian dollars
greek - HOLD MEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdJNlJTtsOYSextile - "Disco" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PR_9beuFDkMärtini Brös - Overturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibZNXknzA-oComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
We don't even use Canadian dollars in most parts of the country now but it's illegal to talk about it
A Christmass ending for ClayfaceBruce invests in CF's better side. CF come's to Bruce's rescue as Bruce is in danger via wealth seen as responsible for robbery. Their state something to buy. CF assumes several new identities, each a promoter of some unseen figure, an identity superior to himself he isn't fully aware of, just worthy of light he shines himself.Bruce has an intimate 1 on 1 with CF, with him as a hero and Bruce as a higher class CF respects. They talk in what's next after what would invalidate them is addressed. They both decide on story. Some way of knowing some moment kept secret. They ask eachother of their stories, trading never having them for hearing them.CF makes one up on the fly. Turns the town to a song. As he tries to sing along with the instruments his voice garbles.An enviable Tragedy remarks Bruce.CF says parents aren't a price he'd pay to look needy.It makes you feel everything is taken. There's no resolution. One day it's happy ever after, the next the blurb.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
now i'm at home eating protein waffles with syrup and marshmallow fluff while crying
Its because youre not horst wessel; youre not SA. You have to wear brown shirts and boots and ties and a hat and carry a trumpet. You are Die Fahne Hoch.
who was in the wrong here?
>>24910158>>24910159>>24910160YEET THE JEET>YEET THE JEETYEET THE JEET>YEET THE JEETYEET THE JEET
>>24910159Clearly he's refusing to pay (at all or the agreed amount) by pretending to be shitfaced (which he probably is, but he is conscious enough to know what he's doing)The hookers are onto his jugaad and the one trying to tend and befriend him is close to breaking him down for pennies, while the ass swiper has had enough and decided to attack him which only excites him more because jeets love poop, but shehe doesn't know that yet. Third ladyboy intervenes to collect the non exitisting payment. The truth is the jeet didnt even come outside with a wallet nor a single piece of currency.
If a man does this, it's an arrest; if a woman does this, you're basically being blessed by her.As an androgynous tranny who has dealt with many cis women, I can say that this is why I avoid interacting with her; they don't understand the same boundaries men do, and consequently, interacting with them is unpleasant because they think they're goddesses, but they aren't.
ooooh i think i know now what that was a while back!!you yeah you. evidence's gone but i remember dont think that you can escape me, cutie
>>24911605le trans rights fox
>>24911605le BBC fox
>>24911605cute
I don't know if this is the exact board to post, but my question is about a topic called "Gay men and sex with women", where we will be talking about, if do you think it exists and have such thing, that gay men have sex with women (such as their female friends, sometimes referred to as "platonic friends"), and do they derive any satisfaction from it?I should clarify that I am referring to gay men whose sexuality is known and not hidden—often called "out" gay men—rather than closeted gay men who conceal their true, authentic sexuality and suppress it by marrying a woman and starting a family as a cover.
Recorded from some minutes ago.There's a total or four webm videos from this for me to post here.
>>24909428>>24909547thisstop wasting time and provide results
Is this a brazilian pastime?
that thing is going to murder you
Pakistani Hijab..Hijab hijab... Pakistani hijab??*belches*Ahh... himad hijab...Himad hijab...
how did he jump that high
>>24906046thats bad
>>24905353thank you
okay
Why are women so obsessed with these filthy beasts nowadays? They were supposed by be man's best friend but women are just using them as sex toys
>>24911432It doesn’t matter any woman with a dog is such a huge turn off.
>>24911428>>541687047Rare, ten minutes is more typical.
>>24911408>Meme that dog people are good people through the 90's / 2000's>Lets you regularly go for walks alone or sit in a park without looking suspicious or like a loser.>Semi social. Meet neighbors, other dog owners, etc.>Signal that you're responsible enough to take care of somethingThis is enough incentive and status signal for NPCs to become hamfisted about how much they love dogs. Anyone who's been around enough of them know it's more performative than anything though.Also, hate to admit it, but there's something to the dogpill thing. A suspicious number of women own larger breads, always male, and don't fix them. If you ever hook up with a girl who owns a dog like this, the dog always acts weird af, like you're on his turf, and it's obvious what's going on.
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