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According to my scientific studies, Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more pinful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do.The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try
You know too much.

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I got banned
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>I got banned
holy based
Any Rustaceans?

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Hey /bant/. What are some of your favorite Video Games that have a lot of replay ability?
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Smear the queer
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There is an insane amount of very lewd mods but have fun making them work. It's definitely not worth it for 10 minutes of coom or something

Going to Heaven is as easy as believing that Jesus is the Christ and putting your faith on His death, burial, and resurrection. Don't think you have to repent of your sins first to be saved. Believe on Him right now!

Romans 10:4 (KJV) For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth.

Get saved from Hell:

Find a good church:
thank you

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*scuttles into your bed*
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*shits self*
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"You are already dead."

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I am a recovering porn addict.
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Mine did not hurt even after a year of no coom.
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I think it's edging that makes it much worse.
Congratulations faggot.

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in /bant/:
- furryposters are always based
- animeposters are always faggots
- touhouposters are always discordtrannies
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t. Jew dicksucker
how does this have anything to do with kikes?
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Fuck you dumb motherfuckers
Fucking casio even programmed their fucking equations calculator to overwrite the way this is written because either side of the division symbol is AUTOMATICALLY assumed as a fucking term. .

Mathematics is done in terms. First number is a term. Second group is its own term. The multiplication of 2(2+1) take precedence. Why? Because otherwise fucking equations don't work. 2(2+1)=6, because you can do multiplication and division in any fucking order you want.


Both are legal operations.

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Made me draw, if you still think the answer is 1 go rope yourself dumb mutt.
I thought that I sucked at math but now I'm relieved knowing I'm not that bad
you are bad at math

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Brown girl o'clock
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more like brown girl on my cock

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Jerked off to QoS porn again...
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I wish I had a bbc
I don't. They keep sending me letters about a licence and I have no interest.
how is being a cuck with humiliation feitsh based?

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Wanna try something new? Why not take your old habits to a brand new level..?

Come to this adres
>Migingo Island, Lake Victoria, Africa
And we will literally jack each other off with real hands! That's right! No more ERP, untouchable Discord twinks or fuckboys and those addicting self-gratifying threads - it will be real men grabbing each other's dicks like nature's intended to.
Bring a friend and we will grant you a free bonus 2 L Sproke bottle!
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>so you can feel assured those memories will be forever saved!
will there be an online archive made available?
A happy face :)
Yes! You can see your archives directly on 2kwahh1kp42kfmsaxnlm.onion

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Watching a horror movie and reading about some serial killers while hearing some video tapes of them torturing their victims.
First time in five years that I feel a bit uneasy.

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wake up
wake up

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Brown girls?
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Booba emote
No you do

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1. what exactly is touhou?
2. why is every other thread about touhou?
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