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There seems to be a user manual for almost every product in the world, yet there isn’t one for women, given they are one of the most important possessions of men.
Where can we find the official user manual for women?
How do we use them to maximise their features without breaking the product or losing warranty?
What is the usual trouble shooting process when the product is not working properly?
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>>21944924
>What is the usual trouble shooting process when the product is not working properly?
percussive maintenance
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>>21944924
What's the purpose of that hole on their calfs?
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>>21944926
Lick zones
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>>21944926
when they're on their back and their legs are up you can grip there easier
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>>21944924
Here ya go
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>>21944924
That would require all women to operate with normal parameters, which most do not because they’re psychotic and neurotic. The manual would mainly consist of spotting a defective product.
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here you go, fren
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>>21944924
Any man wise enough to figure out how to use them is wise enough to keep it to himself.
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>>21944926
Licking obviously
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>>21944931
your lesson is extremely incomplete
1/2
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>>21944934
2/2
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>>21944931
>>21944934
>>21944935
Cringe. How about you fucking step outside and talk to women you cunt.
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>>21944924
The PUA game manuals are just that
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>>21944936
step outside and talk to women all you want, but if you don't apply the principles detailed in these lessons, you will stay an emasculated nu-male faggot
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>>21944924
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>>21944924
Women are born collectors. They are like built-in taxes.
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>>21944924
Dick goes in vagina hole.
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>>21944931
Thanks for the intro...
>>21944934
>>21944935
And for the full article.

From my own experience of having dated two dozen American women, I think most of them responded as-described (whenever I was willing to actually "be the man" in the relationship, instead of failing in futile attempts at "supporting equality").
I've been celibate for almost five years now (working on me &c), but with the couple of women I almost-married... I could always fuck away all their little problems with my tongue and charm — the most feminist/left-leaning girl I ever blew my load in to... told me after great break-up sex "I hate how much I crave you're ignoring all the feminist bullshit I spew to keep little bitch boys away."
...I never did spit on that one's little face, but for most of the GFs afterwards I did whatever the fuck they deserved (with multiple years-long relationships). The problem I kept having is they're too expensive/insane to just allow to stay home all the time, without them being pregnant and raising kids (not interested)... and who really wants to work a full-time job?
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>>21944934
not my lesson
just trying to help you some frens
thank you for helping out!
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>>21944924
Never cry in front of them. It doesn't matter if you're in agonizing physical pain and your best friend just died, go somewhere else if you have to
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It's so frightening that the other half of the human population still haven't changed their ways. They have been tearing society down with their feelings and emotions. All this time, and yet still the same. Men have gone from campfire to invisible rays of digital information in a code. Women are throwing their holes around and tearing down society as per usual. How. Fucking. Frightening.
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>>21944941
Based insider information poster.
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>>21944945
>"They have been tearing society down with their feelings and emotions ... and their holes."
Women don't need to feel good. They just need to feel.
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>>21944925
>hey jim, I saw your wife had two black eyes
>yeah, I had to ask her twice, I just didn't hear her the first time
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>>21944931
>>21944934
>>21944935
Most of this advice is pretty damn good but I think it overemphasizes the negative aspects of yin. Being a little submissive bitch all the time is obviously bad, but if you've shown multiple times that you can be dominant then it should be no problem to occasionally lay back and receive.

Would you rather be a king hated by his vassals who must regularly punish them to reassert his authority or a king beloved by his vassals who can relax in the knowledge that his vassals give him complete obedience?
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>>21944949
One of my favorite Hollywood movie lines is from There Will Be Blood.

Wife: Ennis, what's in the bag?!

Ennis: a hole bunch of money

Wife: That'll be the day... reallytho, what's in the bag?

Ennis: None of your damn business.

Wife: Ennisssssss.

Ennis: You keep running that mouth of yours and I'm gonna take you in the back and fuck you [serious but playful]

Wife: Yeah... big talk.

Ennis: Keep it up [warning tone]!
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>>21944936
What if you would just touch my cock without talking
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>>21944924
Observe what Jews do cause they can get white women to do literally anything for them. Hint: it involves money.
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>>21944945
Women dont' start wars or destroy the planet
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>>21944924
Pimp hand: keep it strong.
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>>21944949
>or a king beloved by his vassals who can relax in the knowledge that his vassals give him complete obedience?
One of my favorite parts of this Manual is where he explains that for long-term partners, it's best to mini-attack, then ignore then (with a smirk) so they feel more relaxed around you, but also still-desired.
I think the big thing that leads to most deadbedrooms is a lack of perceived desire. You should ALWAYS respond positively to questions about "should I where this one or that one?" —only if to show you still care about her looks/desirability.
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>>21944924
And this is why you are an incel instead of actually being in the company of women.
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>>21944954
One of the greatest loves of my life told me, about a year into our relationship: "Daddy, you can always hit me when I'm acting up, as long as you don't hit me in the eyes."

So when she drove over to my house The Third Time, intoxicated... I gave her a Shiner that even her mother was proud of (called and thanked me). She never drove drunk during our relationship again, which was several years.
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>>21944942
>The problem I kept having
So you ended each relationship unilaterally or did the women get tired of you mistreating them and either gave up or ran off?

At least I give you credit for not having anything to do with females that you hate with every fiber of your being. I don't understand the insanity of most men that hate women yet want one in their corral to mistreat. Why not as you have done just ignore women or stay away from them.
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just read picrel and the Heartiste archives
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>>21944943
Conceptualize the aromatics
>Why does it smell like BO and hotdog water?
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Ignore them when you can't control them
Treat them like dirt
Choke them during sex
List goes on
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>>21944958
The last woman I actually loved, three partners ago, I forced out of my life because I moved for work and the long-distance wasn't healthy for either of us. We tried for just over a year, and ultimately I "was the man about it" and we broke up after a pre-planned trip.
Believe it or not, women pursue men, as the majority of my relationships have begun. I'm VolCel now because my last two partners (a lawyer and former stripper, both neighbors) both lied for a living, and couldn't keep it out of their bedrooms. Both were similar in dishonesty and power-tripping / craziness.
At this point, forty, I've decided to just work on hobbies for a few years (including a ~2600sqft house / outbuildings). Beekeeping is fascinating, e.g., and I'm the type that enjoys constructing hiveboxes from raw materials (making dovetails / etc).
My current "dating plan" is to lose 40 more pounds by this summer, and then start exploring my network of late-twenty-somethings... put her through nursing school (or similar) and support her until she kills me for inheritance/relief.
A man can dream =P
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>>21944924
this might seems retarded but you actualy have to love women to be an incel, a vessel for hate is a vessel for love

>How to use women?
Don't love, don't hate, opposite of love is indiffrence.
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>>21944924
lmao this nigger actually struggles to understand the brains of children LOL
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>>21944963
Rare based post from a jeet.
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grils poop from there.
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>>21944924
>What is the usual trouble shooting process when the product is not working properly?

Islam is a nice workaround for most issues being encountered

Then there's also the factory reset (lobotomy)
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>>21944956
Brown.
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>>21944935
Gr8

Read half the section about maintaining a relationship
the intro or final lines of the 2 sex sections
and the final section


Good advice from someone with too low an IQ to write what takes <5 sentences in fewer than 100,000 lines.
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>>21944940
What a stupid nigger.
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>>21944935
Finally read it all - I agree. And what >>21944942
said is true too. Going celibate for almost 2 1/2 years was the best thing I ever did. You realize women only have power when they are able to, and when they cannot, or fail to, they flail and search for validation like bees do pollen. Men in this day and age do the same a lot of the time, and aside from a few blowjobs I got, staying true to not fucking showed me that besides sex, besides that glorious tight angelically demonic wet hole, women offer nothing.

And they do not need to: the world spins on their hips. However, you're the one who has to guide her or else she will lose her mind soul and purpose.
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>>21944950
That's from No Country For Old Men, dipshit.
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>>21944931
>>21944934
>>21944935
I read this years ago and was resistant to it, but I see it completely different now. The core philosophy is completely correct, and it is pointless to fight it.
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>>21945095
A good woman can make life astronomically better in so many ways, you just have to set yourself up so you don't actually need her. You'd miss her if she wasn't there, but you'd still be fine.
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>>21945335
I'd buy you a steak if you're in New England. This is the mindset for success. She is the music and you are the conductor... and as gay as that sounds, I stick by it.
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>>21945383
I'm in the South but I'll think of you next time I have one.



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