>I WANT TO PLAY AS A GOBLIN FOR THIS GAME!!!>I say no but they keep protesting>let them play as a goblin>they just make a green female halfling>perma ban him from my discord serverwhy tf do these types of people exist...legit porn brain rot
I have a theory on goblin girl enthusiasts....
>>92680229tell us
>>92680302well i just make goblins into monkeys in my world soo
>>92680186>why tf do these types of people exist...legit porn brain rotsame reason retards like you make shit up to post on tg
>>92680302In which setting are goblins like this?
>>92680360Literally all goblin girl depictions on social media are like this, so that's what goblin girls are like in most people's minds.but please, tell us about the funny pyromanic pathfinder goblins or whatever esoteric bullshit you think is in anyway relevant when stacked up to an incredibly prevalent and popular modern depiction.
>>92680475nice projection low life lmaoooo
>>92680464Go back to your general, monkey.
>>92680302Anon this is so fucking strange that it's hilarious.
>>92680186>I say no but they keep protestingYou should have stopped here, if a player can't take a veto without bitching then he's a problem.
>>92680541>I think jewish goblins have more legs.Right, because goblins are famously into... business, science, and the arts?
>>92680663It's a common belief from millennials who's first exposure to goblins was WoW.
>>92680674What millennial first saw goblins in WoW? Even if we assume a complete normie, the first LOTR movie was out by the time WoW came along.
>>92680500What wars are the monkey generals fighting?
>>92680264they are pedos
>>92680706Harry Potter goblins are accused of being jewish.LotR goblins are cockney yobs.
>>92680186>my discord serverWhy do you exist?
>>92680890Harry Potter goblins ARE Jewish caricatures, but it's the exception and so blatant that people noticed and criticized it. >>92680674WoW goblins are no more Jewish than they are 19th-/20th-century industry-titan-types. They're what's wrong with the industrial revolution. >>92680880I feel like you're forcing the meme rather than actually comparing real people to fantasy archetypes.
>>92680464>settingLol, you think goblin girl enthusiasts plays games.
>>92681200Predates Critical Reddit. People have been cooming to goblin girls for much longer than a fotm normie stream.
>>92680186I get around this by making it clear that muh setting cuts out 99% of the D&D chaff and merges unnecessary shit together, and so if you want to play a smol person, you have to play a tailed, big-eared, digitigrade-legged little weirdo. People are usually willing to adapt if you present your world as something that is not in any way FR adjacent.>>92680302I think there's overlap here, but I think it's also just that cute girls are popular, lewd aggressive girls are popular, and the juxtaposition of those two popular but not conventionally associated traits was at some point a fairly novel form of attractiveness. Now it's just become an archetype.
>>92681200The CR goblin girl was riffing on the sexy goblin shortstack meme, not the other way round.
Halfling girls who will bake you a pie, slam a glass of whiskey and smoke a pipe with you after the festival are way better. Goblins act like goblins but halflings are almost inevitably either unhinged psychos or way way cuter than pseudo manic pixie fey elves.
>>92681336Sounds like you want to play WFRP.
>>92681200>no, this is critical role's fault.You are a very sheltered child if you think Critical Role, of all things, is responsible for people having created goblin girl porn for decades.
>>92681209I don't. I wanted to expose OP as the off-topic spamming faggot that he is.
>>92680186This never happened You just wanted to post that picture You ARE der goblin koomer Creepy pedo fuck
>>92680186>I wanna play a lizardman>There are no lizardmen in this system>Can't I play a human with a rare mutation that makes him a lizardman?>Wtf no>Plays a character with severe psoriasis, makes constant reference to his 'scaly' skin>Uses only claw weapons>Goes out of his way to acquire lizard-shaped armour with a tail, essentially a fursuit>And so onAnd that is how I learned to always immediately kick new players at the first sign of trouble.
>>92681357Nah I like 5e a good chunk and halflings there are actually pretty neat too. They're basically what I wrote which is the fun part of dwarves and elves without the autism of either of the two. 250 years of life but no codified autism about trying to get arbitrarily difficult social credit like dwarves do by blinging your shoes with diamonds but also none of the training for 300 years on a craft elves do while vibing and chilling anywhere and attuning to the material plane super well.Its actually really good to roleplay as one in 5e, their one weakness is no darkvision because otherwise it'd be fucking goated.
>>92681394Lizardmen are based, but you did the right thing by not allowing it. If you give furries an inch they'll take a mile.
>>92681405Darkvision is overrated, anyway. Any GM who isn't taking advantage of it being limited range and black & white is handicapping themselves.
>>92681447Darkvision is good because it lets you actually fucking see in the dark Anon. Being blind in at least 60% of the game unless the GM lets you start with goggles of night is a pretty big downside.
>>92680302How is it that so many fucking retards don't know this is a shitty pasta? No wonder the board is shit, it's populated by morons.
>>92680186>throwing this much of a fit over it
>>92681517>flexing about being perpetually online
>>92681462And the most famous goblina feature, big schnoz. Well, besides fat green titties.
>>92680186> DiscordRestore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created
>>92680396I'm filing horny pyromaniac goblin girls next to long suffering blacksmith goblin girls. All of which filed under the umbrella of war criminal goblin girls
>>92680663For some reason when I think of Meimondes or Filo of Alexandria, Goblins don't come to mind, Spinoza on the other hand..
>>92681214>>92681307False
>>92681634Hell, goblin sex maniacs were already old hat by then. I think all he did that was distinct from existing trends was make them primitives rather than cogfedora or baseline peasantry.
>>92681634>I bet you can't find goblin porn in 2003>Corruption of champions came out in 2011 you completely failed, coomer.
>>92681649Absolutely false, also the topic of the thread is why goblin women are popular today.and it's critical role's fault.
>>92681517Sorry I pay so little attention to coomer consoomers of a niche I'm not personally interested in. I'll do my best to rectify that, except not.
>>92681517It's shitty pasta, but redditors think it's real.
>>92681517Something that's been posted 7 times in less than a year is hardly the kind of pasta you should expect everyone to know.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/%22I%20think%20that%20the%20rise%20goblin%20girl%20smut%2Flovers%20is%20100%25%20due%22/
>>92680186Either all goblins are cute or all look like sewage creaturesIf a player makes a normal looking goblin then they can’t just be gremlins on the outskirts of towns, and have to be more nuanced than that. If they are little bastards than they are intellectually and culturally just a smidge more sophisticated than monkeys
>>92680302as someone who lives latinas and goblin smut, it's basically this guy.I would add that goblins also tend to be fecund and very numerous so goblin smut naturally lends itself to someone like me with a breeding kink
>>92681743The main problem as I see it with 'cute goblins' is they're somewhat redundant, since they're competing with halflings and gnomes (who granted, no one likes). If one or both of those are gone, cutr goblins can take their niche,, otherwise they feel kinda pointless.
>>92681634Nah World of Warcraft Cataclysm is when goblin girl porn really started taking off. Say what you will about blizzard but they've always been on the forefront of characters people make rule 34 of.
>>92681590Well, your first problem is that CritRole started in 2015, which already gives plenty of time for Goblin Girl porn to exist. There's posts on /tg/'s archives dating back to 2010 talking about wanting to fug goblin girls. But even beyond that... BOOK OF EROTICA FANTASY PUBLISHED IN OCTOBER 2003 WHICH TALKS AT LENGTH ABOUT GOBLIN SEXUAL HABITS AND PREGNANCY
>>92681796Make them more mischievous and dumber Halflings are not criminally minded and gnomes are smart as hell
>>92681590s>I bet you can't find goblin porn in 2003Just a 30-second search on R34 bring up shit dated for 2004, dear zoomer.
>>92680186they made a goblin as a player class just for this occasion, they’re called 'Verdan'it's like 'dhampir' or 'hexblood'- a way for the player to experience playing a race which is supposed to be evil>goblins, vampires, hagsby making them play an offshot of that race, allowing them some 'moral flexibility'
>>92680186Did you know that mythographers used to treat goblin as a translation for kobold? Try making them one race.
>>92681859>>92681894>cumbrains seethingI didn't say that critical role created goblin porn, I said that it is popular thanks to them.Also, you didn't give proof that it existed in 2003, you just said to look for it.But what you don't understand is that you had only one chance and you already lost.
>>92681821True
>>92682290ok, but that doesn't solve the OP's problem
>>92682389>you didn't give proof that it existed in 2003Literally just told you there's shit dated back at least to 2004 on R34. I'm not posting it here because I'll get banned. But if this is what keeps you from killing yourself today then sure, you're the winner in this pointless argument.
>>92682514>Also, you didn't give proof that it existed in 2003, you just said to look for it>Literally just told you there's shit dated back at least to 2004 on R34. Thanks for repeating what I said, but you already lost the argument.
>>92682417Making goblins known for being fugly doesn't solve the problem?
>>92682555no, degenerates also want to have sex with kobold
Played a goblin ranger/rogue in the last campaign my friends and I played and it was amazing. Another person was a Loxodon cleric and the big person small person energy was fantastic.
>>92682599This is horrible, how can you like such a bad drawing? At least the OP's one has quality.
>>92682574OP's describing a normie-friendly reimagining of the goblin race. By making them synonymous with kobold would take that away like telling your players that dwarves are pointy-eared.
>>92682677Yes, but I'm telling you it wouldn't work.
>>92682290Did you know that dwarfs and elves are the same creature?
>>92680302Now I want to homebrew a race of latin american goblins
>>92682788I doubt you have the capacity, newfag.
>>92680302You are now aware this is copypasta.
Goblins are a reproductive parasite that only give birth to more goblin women.
>>92683021You didn't even read what the OP said
I really don't care how your goblin looks as long you have fun and don't annoy me or the other players.
>>92683111I don't care what the OP has to say.
>>92682717Have you tried it? I can't say I've tried the goblin=kobold idea yet, but the pointy-eared dwarves posts you see on the board are mostly from me and I tried it. It worked.
>>92682389>it doesn't count BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN'TYou're not only wrong, but your original point that CritRole invented goblin porn is beyond retarded. Just stop posting, take the L, and never come back.
>>92683238You are arguing with someone clearly arguing in bad faith in an attempt to waste your time. Please recognize when you're being had.
>>92683117Probably the best course of action.
>>92682750Depending on locality, yes.
>>92683468Total agreement. Fuck the OP and post more qt goblins instead.
>>92683111Maybe you read it too muchIt's clear OP just made up a story as an excuse to post cute goblins>>92684235You fool! You're just playing into OP's hands!
>>92680186>Nooo how dare you find this sexy and not my retarded kobold meme or other furfag creatures
Goblins are fun.
>>92682389Goalpost moved, got it.
>>92681590>You're a zoomer. I bet you can't find goblin porn in 2003You probably can, but it's probably something like female adventurers getting gangraped by male goblins.
>>92681796>... since they're competing with halflings and gnomes (who granted, no one likes). If one or both of those are gone, cutr goblins can take their niche, otherwise they feel kinda pointless.I'd be inclined to agree, but you can still contextualize them in the same way that Tolkien had halflings and goblins. Gnomes are the race that feel the most excessive and barely anyone cares about. I'm sort of okay with DND gnomes, except the thing is: everything gnomes do, dwarves, elves, and halflings do better. The only gnome variant I genuinely like are the deep gnomes. At least goblins being green gnomes with huge ears is a better compromise compared to having a near identical race to the dwarves and haflings.
>>92684235Ok.
>>92683254>bad faithyou have no remedy
>>92683238>but your original point that CritRole invented goblin porn is beyond retarded.I literally never said that, I just said that it was the main reason why they are popular today. I'm sorry to tell you that you are a redditor and normalfag.
>>92687263>Goalpost movedTell me where I said that they invented the porn goblin.>no, this is critical role's fault.
>>92687309>but you can still contextualize them in the same way that Tolkien had halflings and goblins.Tolkien didn't have 'cute goblins'
The worst thing about this thread is that the OP's image is the only good one, all the others are garbage that only cumbrains can like.
>>92680186>why tf do these types of people existWoW porn. Literally all goblinshit started there.
>>92680191MS killed MSN, Skype is dogshit, IRC costs money, time, and infrastructure to have a private server if you don't want to host it from your comp 24/7.
>>92688824meh
>>92680186I know this is a thinly veiled porn thread, however last game I played a goblin who talked like a pirate called Kezech the knee stabberHad some fun until I got mawled by a pack of thunder bears, Kezech died doing what he loved, stabbing anything he couldJust play a male goblin and be a menace, it's fun
>usual DM cancels due to illness>me and the other player who didn't get the messsage in time get picked up by another table with a space couple of seats>camaign based on (and by based on, I mean 1:1 rip) of His Dark Materials using 5e>kind of a red flag but sure, whatever>other dude has never heard of the series, pays precisely zero attention to the class/race restrictions, and makes a kobold sorceror>DM is too polite to outright tell him no, best she can get out of him is to cast polymorph on himself to appear human>he tracks the spell duration religiously despite nobody asking him to, has a brief lapse where the disguise slips with my character as the only witness>decide to make a david icke joke out of this freaky lizardman briefly appearing in front of me, go to the rest of the party in a panic, babbling about reptilian shapeshifters>all players have a good laugh about this, until DM goes on a whole-ass rant about antisemitism>share some "wtf dude" glances across the table, I needle her a little bit and ask what exactly it is about jews that she associates with the idea of reptilians>her response is, I shit you not, "I'm not going to explain why it's antisemitic, it just is">bruh>later on, the conversation somehow gets onto Zootopia, which she takes as an invitation to do a rant about "whiteness">excuse myself for a cigarette, take off and go homeI swear to god I'm not making this up. These people are real, like humanoid landmines just waiting to fuck up your day.
>>92689032Perhaps sir would like to see the menu?
>>92689077now this is good, I like the third and last one.
>>92689057>until DM goes on a whole-ass rant about antisemitismthis is kino
>>92689057>What part of David Icke is Anti-Semetic>"I strongly believe that a small Jewish clique which has contempt for the mass of Jewish people worked with non-Jews to create the First World War, the Russian Revolution, and the Second World War… They then dominated the Versailles Peace Conference and created the circumstances which made the Second World War inevitable. They financed Hitler to power in 1933 and made the funds available for his rearmament">"Thought patterns in the collective Jewish mind have repeatedly created that physical reality of oppression, prejudice and racism which matches the pattern – the expectation – programmed into their collective psyche. They expect it; they create it">David Icke
>>92689455Man. You asked. Quit being salty someone answered.
I expected a higher percentage of cute goblins in this thread, to be honest.
>>92689077meh
>>92688671CritRole is responsible for some Tiefling porn, but little else. If you genuinely think people weren't crazy about fucking goblins before CritRole, you're still retarded.
>>92680186How do I get a loot goblin fleshlight?
>>92690032I would rape this
I just think they're cute
>>92691525That looks cool as hell.
>>92689006Go outside and met people.
>>92689077Red hair streak seems to have the least egregious hips.
>>92680186>most settings treat goblins like bigger and more dangerous ratsDo you imagine the discourse around goblins to be similar? Like most people see them as disgusting, vicious, and something that is okay to enjoy killing, but you got a few who keep them as pets and will talk your ear off about how they're just misunderstood?
>>92693200Disease carriers.
>>92693200Disease ridden
If this isn't how goblins look in your world, I don't want to be a part of it.
>>92693287unfortunately AI is the only place we can get good goblin art nowadays. So many pedo coomers obsessed with le cute goblins
>>92680186Garfield is the original archetypal fantasy gobin
>>92681492Shitty player that needs his little baby hands to be held
Pointy noses or not?
>>92693729I'm not hardline on it but I do like them.
>>92680186>Stop enjoying yourself!The worst kind of DM.
>>92681405>>92681447>>92681492>>92693714I'm yet to play with DM who would actually "reward" having darkvision, but then again I would say I'm yet to play with DM who I thought was good and engaging (except for one)
>>92693787>Just let me be disruptive freak shit in your game bro!!>If you don't acquiesce you are literally a Nazi!!
>>92693830One of the entire points of dungeons being a dangerous scary environment, is being completely dark and adventurers needing to bring in precious light sources. Why would you cry about not being able to see in the dark when it is a feature not a bug
This thread is actually a daily reminder for any DM to ban goblin playable race and if a player starts to complain, to remove the him immediately.
>>92693830>Get to navigate dungeons without needing light sources therefore don't automatically give away their position >Don't need to be afraid of running out of light and getting stuck in the dark >Range is typically double that of a normal light source
>>92693851>ban playable goblins>make goblins "cute">still treat them like vermin to be eradicated and scalpedThat's how I do it.
>>92693845That's my point, no DM has yet to impose any disadvantages or play out the spooky dungeon. It's literally one guy who lights the torch (usually me) and we never speak about it again.
>>92693867>Range is typically double that of a normal light sourceIt's also not as effective as a normal light source, and it's also black and white.
Goblins are fine.
>>92693319Cute sloplin.
>>92693851>remove the him immediately.Rape him immediately*
>>92693883Poor DM issue.
>>92693900Advantages and disadvantages
>playing dnd on discordYou get what you fucking deserve
>>92680186i just love shortstacks dude, im sorry i scared you so badly
>>92694156If you love shortstacks, why would you want to play one? Makes it sound like you fantasize about being one yourself.
>>92694220I'm not gay but I still have to work a cock when I want to cum
>>92694220do you have trouble separating yourself from the character? theres no shame if you do, more trained actors and more experienced entertainers than you have fallen prey to this
>>92693933Yeah, that was the entire point of my post>>92693945Agreed. Although as a darkvision guy you can have both. Wish more DMs incorporated light into the game though.
>>92680264they like mexicans
>>92694475I'm with you on that.
>>92680264They're pedos (like Vaush)
>>92694552no, this fetish is "Safe Horny".Even that moron you gave as an example used the excuse that he thought they were Goblins when they caught him in possession of loli porn.
>>92693319lmao to the ears
>>92695311Your criteria for popularity is asserting shit without any basis and then crying "zoomer" when people point out that you're retarded.
>>92681699Don't be so defensive anon the whole thing is retarded top to bottom without you wearing newfaggotry like a badge of honor
>>92693306I'm not convinced that the goblin porn meme isn't representative of tabletop in the real world.
>>92695986Pretend I typed this correctly I'm not deleting it to repost something of such worthless value
>>92680186>Player wants to be a goblin>You say no>They keep protestingThis is where it should have ended with>I told them to fuck off
Kobold hijack
>>92688750>WoW porn. Literally all goblinshit started there.You say this but there is a disappointingly small amount of WoW goblin girl animations.
>>92693287WOULD
>>92693306This is two skill issues nested into each other. Stop looking for fantasy art on boorus, retard.
I'm sorry, what's the problem with playing as a goblin if they want to? Just still say it's ugly and everybody hates it regardless of how cute the player says she is. The townsfolk or whatever aren't going to be like "oh, she's okay, she's cute" Just work it into the game, lazy DM.
>>92697791It might not be that the guy wants to play as a goblin... it seems more like the way he wants to play the goblin as a little shortstack green-skinned fetish girl. And in some cases, that's fine... but there's always that weirdo that wants to take it too far roleplaying his dreamslut... and he'll do it in the FLGS with kids at the table.
>>92693873>players fuck goblins then kill them>do the same to goblin cubsBased
>>92697722Yes, that's because CritRole made them really popular. Remember that they are two wow players and voice actors of that game.
>>92695773To begin with, you are the one who started by saying that I was a zoomer.The second thing is that you had to read three posts to understand what I said and now you change the argument completely.the only one who is retarded is you and this faggot>>92695485
>>92688824I think I made this picture a half-orc half-dwarf one time. Dwarf warrior took himself a slave as a spoil of war and, well, once you go green your kids will be mean.
>>92691446she'll die birthing your half-goblin bastard
>>92681796I softened up to gnomes after BG3Tfw no svirfneblin terrorist wife with excellent saves vs magic
>>92698917I'm not the GM but it's been a great campaign so far even if the GM hasn't fully committed to their antisemitism. The goblins also take some cues from gyspies (they're often thieves and fortune-tellers) and Indian untouchables (they're allowed to live in human communities, albeit segregated, because they perform dirty or otherwise low-status work) to go with their pseudo--Judaism while the dwarves hew much closer to the classic LotR/Warhammer archetype.Incidentally, despite pretty much dividing Jewish themes between themselves, dwarves and goblins absolutely hate each other.
>>92699012>Incidentally, despite pretty much dividing Jewish themes between themselves, dwarves and goblins absolutely hate each other.So, just like the orthodox and secular jews then?
>>92698889>>92680541>>92680663
>>92680186your fault for letting them when you didnt want to.you deserve what you tolerate.
>>92699012It sounds pretty cool, I hope you have a good game.
>>92681603>>92681682No you humongous retard, stop forcing your hateboner for that dead show. This >>92681547 >>92693773 comic existed before CR and so did Corruption of Champions.You are just a newfag.
>>92704348>big noses>dishonest/deceitful to non-goblins>only shown to engage in banking, usury, and deceptionThe only way you could make it more obviously the Jew caricature dressed up as a fantasy critter is if they also sacrificed human babies to Voldemort. There's some fair beef with Rowling's goblins, and normally I think trying to draw ethnic parallels is retarded.>>92699012The funniest part of all these 'pet troublemaker' stories - Lenin, Stalin - is that the people who sought to use them as catspaws end up dying in their 'pawn's' prison camps. Happened in the French Revolution, as well. I wonder what Robespierre was thinking as his useful idiots dragged him to his death, lol.>>92698824Most fantasy goblins only birth more goblins, it seems. She'll be fine.
>>92702714Did you even read the posts you're replying to?
>>92680186>the goblin stands up
>>92704654Sex creature.
>>92704654>>92704683>the shitposter spams/floods
>>92704683Why do her tits bulge out from her back? What the fuck is going on with this anatomy?
>>92704693You having a melty? Someone post something you don't like?
>>92704711It's an edit from another image. Guess the editor missed that part.
>>92680186I want to play a goblin cavalier fighter with a superiority complex.Always declaring he should be the one do thing, which would back fire on himself. Threatening to attack the party for any slights. Killing his mount for any failures / frustrations.Had a game that stuttered and shuttered where I was able to get some play time with the idea. Had a great rivalry with a psi-warrior Hobgoblin. Lots of good back and forth about who should be in charge. Hobby was a coward who used a heavy crossbow while Gobby was a gigachad using forbidden lance techniques.
>>92706058Okay this is pedo, I retract my previous statement.
I wonder i someone has made a good way to explain the evolution of goblins, like lore wise how they evolved from the more monster like pointy nosed variants into the cute sexy shortstack variant that everyone enjoys.
>>92682389And you're wrong. And retarded, to boot.
>>92706058Since all goblins are neutral evil, I can only assume 30 other goblins are nearby and this goblin is using some kind of illusion magic to look like a green halfling to bait minor attracted humanoids into an ambush.Like To Catch a Predator, but with even more death.
>>92680186>"I will never accept this version of goblins, even though they are still visually, culturally and personality-wise completely different from the races I say there now only the green version of!">What is it that makes the one version in all of fiction you accept so much more distinct?>"It's... eh... that they are ugly and... ehm... that they have big pointy noses."That's you, that's how retarded you sound and yet you somehow accuse the other people of "brainrot". But luckily you'd have to actually play games to 1. encounter this non-existent issue and 2. not just post the edgelord powermod fantasy fanfiction about it on /tg/. Because the biggest irony about you goblin purist retards is that you would have to flip your shit in every other campaign when any fantasy race isn't the most stereotypical traditional version of itself or realize that by that same retard logic where you ignore everything else just about every fantasy race is like two traits away from being humans.
>>92697518Great shield design
Stout goblin yeoman farmers are the backbone of the nation.
Goblins aren't Jewish.They're Italian.
>>92706802That's a lot of seethe for "coomer goblinas are my fetish".
>>92707536I saw them more like a cross between South Americans and South East Asians. Filipinas with wider hips.
>>92707749>Filipinas with wider hips.Careful, Icarus.
>>92698824He already said he would rape it, you don't have to sell it to him
>>92706814The shield is just the faceplate of a helmet and the armor is a gauntlet.
>>92707536They're ultra bogan aussies.
>>92704550>I wonder what Robespierre was thinking as his useful idiots dragged him to his death, lol.My jaw hurts, please god save meJust to add a bit to his hypocrisy
>>92694465Sounds to me like being able to is the amateurish way to be.
>>92709994If only.
who are you quoting?
>>92681394why did you put lizard shaped armor and claw weapons in the game?
>>92682677kobolds are hot
>>92691625Make me.
>>92689077repost it
>>92691641>being low T
>>92693306bad goblin art, you mean.
>>92693787stop having incorrect preferences.
>>92694220yes.
>>92695971being new is good, retard.
>>92693287Would.
>>92697791Don't tell me what do, nigger.
>>92698917No I don't.
>>92710776old goodnew bad
>>92710650They sure are.
>>92707235After cultivating mushrooms in the dark for so many years, goblins are natural farmers.
>>92680186>>92680229>>92681517>>92681547>>92683021>>92683116>>92683117>>92687005>>92687844>>92688824>>92690032>>92691525>>92693729>>92693773>>92693901>>92704654>>92704683>>92704820>>92709994
>>92712811I feel like this was recently changed to make it slightly more balanced, lol.
>>92683118Pointy eared dwarf? Who is that meant to filter? I've made it clear that dwarven women have soft silky beards before, but I can't say anyone was trying to play dwarf women in my old group before that.
>>92680186I'm not a fan of internet coomer meme retcons either, but I also don't care for internet meme fey or internet meme misunderstood noble-savage orcs.Open with the sadistic genocidal/rape-and-pillage pig-men just to make it muh clear green noble savage isn't on the menu.Fey are harder to unset changeling literalist genie expectations when you want anything else.Goblin-fucks, I haven't found a way around them trying to shoehorn in their meme bullshit where it doesn't belong. Whether its coomers or lolrandom arsonists.Kobold fuckers I dunno. Bombard them with derpy cross-eyed ugly chihuahua headed furry lizards maybe, 2e style. Ugly 3.0 kobolds might work. But you'll need to frequently describe how ugly the little yappers are and show pictures, and filter out the coomers who pitch a fit that they're not scaly onaholes.
>>92714716You could use diablo style fallen ones as enemies and have them be small agender flesh eating demons escaped from hell to fill a similar encounter niche. Still going to need to filter goblin players though.
>>92680186>discordThere's your reason.Also, you're retarded
>>92680186Who cares? As long as he doesn't try to seduce someone every 5 minutes, it's fine. MGs RP as females all the time. Just don't make it weird.But still... furries and monster girl enthusiasts are a big red flag.
>>92712811Not to Genuine Response this Horny Comment thread but does anyone else feel like it makes more sense for races to have a higher or lower "natural cap" for a stat rather than a flat increase/decrease?Like, how's a goblin (or coomlin in this case) able to get to 20 STR, and be equivalent to a human of the same STR score? Doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>92715985That does make more sense, but most games simply aren't going to last long enough for stat caps to come into play.
>>92710154Nope.
>>92711603nah
>>92715985Why should races have a built in mechanical benefit? If you want high strength, put ranks in it. It doesn't matter where the strength comes from.
>>92680674We love some WoW goblins around here.
>>92721225This is just one of those sex sleeve torsos with legs and a head, lol.
Never done RP before but this stuff would be my jam. (I want to be a furry shota brat dom). How do I go about fulfilling my needs?
>>92713254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1y2dppLvI
>>92710717Have you ever tried to fuck a girl with outrageous hips and ass? It's a fucking chore just to find the hole.
>>92713254What is second campaign referring to in 2018?
>>92721416A real popular online D&D game had a female goblin character in its second campaign. She was very endearing and lovable.
>>92721328Go to f-list.net and figure it out from there, or kill yourself at the earliest possible convenience.
>>92721447And canonically had huge tits.
>>92721649And good taste in men.
>>92715985Most games I've played don't have a cap. So that better or worse starting point (or different pricing) plus size mods is all you need.E.G. look at GURPS and 3.5. They handle size much better than 5e, where they come with appropriate advantageous and disadvantageous traits (I think fall damage should scale with creature size and in 3.5 it doesn't, but it handles it better than 5e.)
>>92709965jesus christ how small is this Kobold then? Literal ankle shanker or is the armor stolen from a very large race of humanoid
>>92721835Armour for a giant maybe? If its human armour that kobold would have to be smaller than a housecat.
>>92713254I don't know why the other day they told me in this thread that I was a retard and a zoomer for saying what the comic says.This is true what the comic says, Warcraft created this fetish and critical role increased its popularity.
>>92722113To be fair, there HAVE been outlying examples of specifically goblin women being beautiful/cute or at least mysteriously alluring in some way. There's a few more if you include shortstacks as a whole.For an early example, if you've ever read the Xanth books, there's a short plot line about getting some goblins under control. It was a plot point that goblin women were as intelligent and beautiful as goblin men were dumb and ugly.
>>92723482>Xanth booksok, fair
>>92721835Didn't think that far ahead desu.
>>92680302Bro I think you're all too schizo. It doesn't really goes that deep.People started lusting over Midna, then leeg became famous and Yordles got atention. Goblins were just the logical step after them, and finally they simply overlapped with latinas which have been fetishised for a long time.The entire last decade was shortstack slowly getting into mainstream and as with many fetishes it succeeded because, what do you know, a pocket size thick lady is appealing.If you ever study beauty standards across hsitory and cultures you'll realise how little if any manipulation there is, or rather, how non efective it was. Media used to portray women very basic and slutty and now it's all the ugliest and fattest shit ever, yet if you go check actual data you'll see people tastes haven't changed that much. They might be into other fetishes but for women? even if the actual depiction changes, the "conventionally beautiful" women of any culture is the one that's seen as nice and healthy.
>>92715985yeah, shadowrun does this and it helps a bit more to differentiate the various racesshame it's shadowrun
>>92710708https://i.not4pcdn.org/tg/1679217013205224.jpg
>>92680186>Implying any time someone other than an actual woman plays a female character it isn't just self inserting their fetish/ideal woman into the gameHave you dipshits just never played rpgs, or are you so desensitized to sex/sex appeal at this point you can only pick up on it when its depictions are something blatantly obvious like shortstacks or feet?
>>92715985HTNPDND?
>>92721649>>92721674Canonically looked like this lul
>>92718203>Why should races have a built in mechanical benefit?Because what's the point of unique race features if they won't have any impact? I don't want the same game 20 times with different colors, I want different games so I can appreciate them.They need both mechanical benefits and downsides so each feels distinctive and unique to play. Modern "nobody is bad" mindset removes all downsides and focuses on benefits, which then makes some races clearly stronger, which eventually encourages to remove said bvenefits to ensure balance, and at that point, races are jsut dressing, a player skin, and have no place in the rulebook, and instead should be in the DMG or wherever you wanna add the lore section.Are you really making a choice or creating diversity if said differences don't matter at all?
>>92721397Yes I have, and that didn't happen. Sounds like you have your own anatomy issue.
>>92725833This is not true at all and you sound actively delusional.
>>92726659They said goblin, not goblina.
>>92721674Ain’t she married?
>>92727743Has that ever stopped women from sleeping around?
>>92698824Wrong, goblins are so suited to mass reproduction that even birthing half-human children is easy for them.
>>92681743Wild goblins look like sewer creatures, wearing rags if anything at all and attacking with crude but clever weapons while jabbering nonsense. Domesticated goblins stand upright, wear real clothing, and speak the common tongue with a slightly nasal tone. A skilled goblin trainer can domesticate goblins within one generation, but goblin populations left to their own devices will go feral almost as quickly. The main difference between them is nutrition and hygiene, 'wild' goblins are more like neolithic tribes than mindless animals.
>>92727743Yes, but she didn't know if she would be able to return to her true form at the time, and was sure that her husband wouldn't accept her as a goblin.
>>92731066Justifications of a disloyal whore.
>>92731176It doesn't help that goblins are predisposed on an animal level to seeking the attention of taller males.
>>92713254>downbriefcase
Wut da zog is wrong with ya humies?
>>92732651Green tits pretty.
>>92726188>shortstacks or feet?You're a faggot for even considering that on the same level.
>>92732651>tfw everyone expects your new goblin character to be a clumsy, charming, safe-feral shortstack with a heart of gold but instead your make a malevolent, hideous, conniving, mushroom-addled gobbo that is intensely racist and loves to torture anything weaker than himself and trick innocent people into getting hurt or killed
>>92732545>bottomattachecase
>>92695350that's the same as saying "they're pedo cope"
>>92726924>>92718203>people who want different races for the sake of mechanical differences don't get them because some retard doesn't like different races due to racial setting lore>people who want different races for the sake of differences in physical appearance don't get them because some retard doesn't like races having mechanical differences>people who want unique racial fluff and ethinic history for their different races don't get them because some retard doesn't want races to have mechanical differencesit's very tiresome
>>92680186I don't like coom-themed characters but I do have a low-key servant fetish (non-sexual). I prefer to make up some kind of summoned monster, animated armor, or maybe a mechanical automaton that follows the orders of another player. I mostly do this so I don't have to worry about how my character would feel regardless if he does good or bad things. The character is always "following orders".
>>92683021For the sake of humor, My headcanon is originally goblins looked more like this>>92693287>>92693306>>92682290Violent, flesh-rending, impish creatures that would cut you open just to see what you look like on the inside. However, not every goblin was overtly a murder hobo, and some of these nice goblins would rape humans and not immediately eat them. After several generations of rape and a certain degree of natural selection taking its toll, goblins evolved to be less murder inclined and more sociable. i.e. If your tribe of goblins was known to be violent murder hobos, they'd be more likely to get wiped out by the local hero crew vs the more sociable goblin tribe that (while somewhat dirty and mean-spirited) was ultimately non-violent compared to their more bloodthirsty cousins and probably were passed up for the weekly exp farming quest. Those nicer goblins begot yet nicer goblins and this trend continued until we get to today where they're generally still violent and underhanded in many cases and in certain situations they'll fall back into more "traditional goblin" behavior but overall goblins as a race have become softer and more approachable race like pics related. >>92688824>>92687844>>92687005>>92683117Not because they want to, but because the more evil imp-looking ones were wiped out so only the softer and cuter versions exist. That's my coomer aesthetic cope anyway.
>>92688824Low center of gravity is good for axe.
>>92734178I never got it either. Is it inferiority complex or something? Why would you not want a race or species to have unique and distinctive features in aesthetics, lore and mechanics?Feels like you're too worked up on the fact that someone might naturally be better or stand out from you in a way or you don't want to be shoehorned into a label, rather than using those prestablished views in your favor.>Wanna play a wizard Orc>INT penalty>Cry and seethe about it>Not just push forward because the penalty will be irrelevant later on and by playing said orc, proving everyone that while not the best, you are still a fully fledged wizardThe preconcieved views of a race/culture are as useful to reinforce your characetr as part of said group as they are to validate it outside the group.
>>92732545that's looks like a good way to get electrocu... oh
>>92733271You can pretty and racist anon. Pretty racist.
>>92738990You absolutely can.
>>92693200Sounds about right.
>>92731226There really is something special about that goblin. Beyond all of the obvious things, even.
ye lot really are all Gobbed up, aren't ye?
>>92680229we all do
>>92734199Servants ARE always nice.
>>92699012>>92698889 >Not that anon but goblins have a few pretty obvious Jew themes in the campaign I'm playing in at the moment - big noses, deceitful and untrustworthy, only allowed to live in human cities if they confine themselves to designated ghettos. The campaign even started with a bit of the old blood libel as we had to investigate a series of murders and disappearances that many suspected were the result of evil goblins secretly sacrificing people to their dark gods.>No association with finance or banking though, that side of things went to the dwarves along with rumours of being responsible for a transnational conspiracy. Not enough games incorporate racial stereotypes into their world-building t b h. Were the goblins actually responsible for the murders and disappearances though?
>>92745015Less shit for both me and the DM to keep track of is always nice. The problem is, I give up story agency for the sake of mechanical convenience unless I pull some bullshit like.>The animated armor is inhabited by the soul of a warrior who's lost their memories and gradually they recover them as the adventure progresses until they regain a sense of self. The player controlling them can let me rest in peace, keep me enslaved, or some other weird choice.
