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Check out my nuggets
this one is a favorite
Unironically one of the best threads on /r9k/ right now. Godspeed nugget anon
lmao there is a thread that is against the nuggets. The nuggets cannot be defeated. This is obvious
nuglicious
Post a scary chicken nugget
If any of you ever wanted to as a tall mid white guy something, now is your chance.
>>77380687I took her virginity actuallyShe was a clingy mess of a bpdemon if it helps u understand why I dumped her
>>77380707Lol what was wrong with her fat? Did she come with pigs hoofs?
>>77380745No she was actually very attractive and skinnyLike I said, sex wasnt worth the 40 min drive, plus she was a bpdemon
>>77380760Are you Satan? I need to know before we continue this chat.
>>77380790No what do u mean am I satan
Previous thread : >>77376046https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77376046/#77376046Getting moids to make up for the gender pay gap edition>How many orbiters do you have, and what do you expect of them?>What's the most (money or expensive gift) you've gotten a moid to give you?>What are the best ways to convince moids to support you?>How much more income would you be paid if you were a moid?FAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77380664Hello cuntoids. Daily reminder none of you are welcome here and never will be. Go back to CC. None of you are virgins, call of can get chad. So fuck off an stop complaining. Total cuntoid rapeTrannies need to leave too.
>>77380688>Is it true that foids like menno they like bears now
Femanon milky
>>77380664When are you dumb whores going to start simping for the 9/11 hijackers? Or do you only simp for white mass murderers?
Femanon posu desu
I want to make a thread for attention. I lack attention in my life right now. Someone please ask me questions about myself or at least reply with something.
>>77380723only women want attention
>>77380751Im just a quirky white boy who needs someone to talk to :(
>>77380750>>77380766post stomach faggot
>>77380769Im not a twink lolI just have a cute face ig
>>77380776lmao insaneo nuggeted
Twink on twink love verPreviously on /r9gay/>>77372047
being poor is already enough of a physical barrier
whores aren't marriage material public announcement
>>77380468Nah you a 4
>>77380761No I meant old like he used to be my roommate now he is not
>>77380775that's just slightly on the border of androgyny and i am most unmistakably male
Why do Asian women prefer large black penises over little Asian ones?
>>77380624The CIA. Cervix Injected Asians.
>>77380648Why not just ignore it? You don't really have to action such as that to express your disapproval
>>77380624it's a mentally ill group of discord trannys that do that and it is sorta bait also sorta a real fetish for them. just don't bump them and they slow down.
>>77380686Not a tranny. I'm offended by the accusation.
>>77380463asian men in asia are pussies who are attached to their parents and do anything they say. they let their moms dictate which girl they date and what jobs they apply for. every asian woman in asia knows that they will be controlled by his parents and will be expected to clean and cook like a second mom. the little baby faggot will get bored of having sex with her after a year and she will lose all attraction for him and her life will be some type of shitty card game and depression.
My therapist has said she no longer wants to work with me and that she doesnt think she can help meAm I doomed to be depressed and bulimic forevershould I just kms
>>77380749it doesnt bother me because i know i can get back to how i was before ed res i may be fat now but at least im doing something about it unlike u
>>77380755>i can get back to how i was before ed res i may be fat now but at least im doing something yeah ur doing something alright, coping hard
>>77380755>i know i can get back to how i was before ednot reallythe puke does permanent damage to a lot of thingsmia bitches are the niggers of eating disorders
>>77380765ty vro <3
>>77380780before ed res bro (meaning back to being underweight) i dont want to go back to how i was before my ed i was overweight
Why does 4chan find Tokyo Mew Mew less "girly" than Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Precure, Mermaid Melody, and Shugo Chara?I remember when I asked /a/ to rank them from least girly to girly, some ranked Tokyo Mew Mew more girly than Ojamajo Doremi, but less girly than Sailor Moon, Shugo Chara, and Cardcaptor Sakura. Then I asked if Tokyo Mew Mew is girlier or Sailor Moon and most of them said Sailor Moon. Then I made a post asking if there are any girlier magical girl anime than Tokyo Mew Mew and people listed a lot of them including Mermaid Melody, Precure, and Cardcaptor SakuraSo why is Tokyo Mew Mew considered less "girly" than other magical girl anime on 4chan like Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Mermaid Melody, Precure, and Shugo Chara?
>>77379797I heard Ichigo has a less girly personality than a lot of main lead for magical girl anime, but I don't know why
>>77379797I even know that there were some boys and tomboys who liked Tokyo Mew Mew, but didn't like Sailor Moon or Cardcaptor Sakura surprisingly
>>77379797I loved Mew Mew
>>77379797I'm not sure why
>>77379797Has anyone here seen Tokyo Mew Mew? I noticed it seems to be one of the most well known magical girl anime
How come the 9/11 hijackers, who committed the deadliest terrorist attack in history, don't have any fangirls like other mass murderers do?
>>77379442I miss the old History channel. Like anything good it got ruined by femoids.
>>77379442Because they dont exist or they never were on board the planes.
>>77379649Then who hijacked the planes, baka? Plus, even if that were true, most of the public don't believe in those niche conspiracy theories.
>>77379442alnami is lowkey fine
>>77379682>whitest looking of the bunch
Femanons what would you do if you were in a bar this guy came up and handed you this with that look?
>>77380292i would orgasm immediately
>>77380292i'd have the guy removed just for the power trip
>>77380550he's clearly the owner.
>>77380292Was this the original for the meme?
>>77380626No, the famous so(y) drawing came first, this picture is a recreation/homage
quickly-make-the-new-thread-so-some-faggot-doesn't-hijack-the-OP editionThread for the boys, no women allowed. You have the rest of /r9k/ to be an attention whore.How was your day lads?Topics>did you work out today?>what vidya are you playing this weekend?>are you going anywhere? touch some grass?>pulled some bitches?>hobbies>fashion>career prospectsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77378205>>did you work out today?No.>what vidya are you playing this weekend?Today I played NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona for the PS2. I like it, but honestly, Test Drive: Eve of Destruction (same company developed it) is way better, for the simple fact that the track designs and the events are more fun and it has a handbrake.>are you going anywhere? touch some grass?Going to a flea market on Sunday.>pulled some bitches?No.>hobbiesMusic, video, literature and movies occasionally, and Transformers.>fashionGeneric.>career prospectsNone.
>>77380494>and Transformers.If I was a girl I would suck you off immediately bro
>>77380502Are you a fan as well? You a fan of the toys or the media?
>>77380502trans origin story lol
>>77380669Sadly I'm not as deep into transformers as my cousin, but I liked seeing the old 2d cartoon and the movies, mostly cause of nostalgia
Is it the worst time in human history to be a sub 8 man?
>>77378524fuck off roastie, not his problem
>>77378476Yes, except women were always a meme so it's fine.
>>77378476Could be worse at least we have improving AI and high quality sexdolls
>>77378550Simps like you should be beaten to death
>>77378504That's arguably a lot better, life would be so much simpler if all you had to worry about when it comes to other humans was trying not to piss some local tribe off bad enough they decide to go looking for you on foot
corr it bank holiday sunday edition
Garn for a trekkie brekkie at 8
Rick here to wish this britfeel a good start
early sunday morning walk because i have no gf to spend time with
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