What do you eat at the ren faire?
>here's your $75 undercooked turkey leg bro
>>20439093I need a ren faire gf bros>they dont look like that though theyre fat nerds!!!I know
>>20439093Renfaire/fest sucks now, there used to be some pretext of immersion, now it's fat girls with pink hair larping as whatever series they just watched on Netflix. OK sure there were fantasy RPG elements before, but there's a difference between classic LOTR style fantasy and your stupid anime or diversity porn.
>>20439113This. Nerd shit was invaded by *them* and generally made lame.
>>20439102They’re pre cooked from the factory then smoked for like 2 days retard
>>20439093The one on the right, stage right, not photo right
>>20439093i don't eat. there are so many fat people it makes me lose my appetite. like bitch i know your tits aren't that big you're just fat and had to lubricate your way into the corset. your tits are veiny and disgusting.
>>20439122>muh factoryt. amerimutt
>>20439113A lot of words to essentially call them fat sluts
>>20439093bubos
>>20439132honestly quite clever
Delicious concentrated cringe
>>20439150truly we live in the most wicked of times
>>20439154what was it?
>>20439156Probably Ye Olde Coinslotte.
I wouldn't ever go to one, but I do eat smoked turkey drums a few times a week because they cost $6-$8 for a pack of 2-3
>>20439156indian jeet sex AI.
>>20439162this is art
>>20439156the modesty of whores from past ages
>>20439162based
>>20439162avast!
>>20439102I've gotten turkey legs for free because I stayed around until vendors started packing up and they just started handing them out
>>20439112Based>>20439113Old nerdslop good. New nerdslop bad>>20439131I love them. I've been busting nuts thinking about a fat bitch who had her ass hanging out of her Santa elf costume since august
>>20439093I suck the sweet, sweet nectar out of the girl on the left's pussy.
chinese people lol
>>20439349>I suck the sweet, sweet nectar out of the girl on the left's pussy
>>20439501Based peteposter
>>20439162The working man's wife
>>20439093Is there ever any actual good food at these things? Or is it all gimmicks that you regret the second you buy them?
>>20439093I usually show up and get a beer, then fill it up with my own alcohol from a flask for the day to keep drinking cheap. I also always have to get a turkey leg with extra bbq sauce or the pulled pork nachos>>20439112Untrue, ny ren faire is actually full of women like that. But they're there to cosplay for social media and get attention from fat nerds. I for one like to go and mame extended eye contact with women's cleavage and tip the beer maidens so they shake their tits
>>20439113it does get kinda old seeing people dressed as comic book characters and shiti remember 10-15 years ago seeing some fat nerds dressed as homestuck at the ren fest>>20440524some of em, yeahdepends on the fair and how big it isobviously everything is at least a bit overpriced, but what event/festival isn't
>>20439093i'm assuming these are streamers from austin so they're most likely at the sherwood forest faire here in TX. you can camp out there and there are huge...and i mean huge orgies that happen.
My renfest only has Greek and Thai food it's so weird
>>20440572How long has it been since you’ve seen another woman naked?
>>20439226Was her ass hanging out since August or you've been busting nuts since August to a girl who shouldn't have been wearing an elf costume in August to begin with?
>>20439093last time i went was 2015 and there were 5-10 full on fursuitersi don't even want to know how bad it is nowadays
>>20439226>Old nerdslop good. New nerdslop badBeing a nerd is trendy, now. It has adulterated esoteric hobbies with people who are generally attention-seekers or bad actors with no interest in the thing going on, only in the social aspect of it.
>>20439093Tabletop E-girl pussy.
>>20439102Last time I went mine was 7 or 8 dollars
I hate these because as always attention seeking faggots ruin everything. >I NEED TO BE SPECIALFaggots ruined it. Its a renaissance fair not a fucking cosplay convention. Now apparently to get proper accuracy you have to go to some retarded re-enactment battles or something like that which is not at all interesting. I just want to go to a faire where people are actually historically accurately dressed. Is that so much to ask for?
>>20440572this man is based, he is your friend
>>20440850It's all so tiresome. Again (samefag), a certain fantasy element was always allowable, but not EVERYONE can be a purple-haired green-skinned wolf-headed Level 25 demoness mage in ill-fitting spandex with a 4ft long foam anime sword. Ya know, looking at millennials/zoomers, it's enough to wonder if the boomers were right about us along along.
>>20440882>>20440850tl;dr STOP HAVING FUN
>>20440850>historically accurately dressedIt doesn't even have to be all that accurate, it can be "Generic Hollywood Peasant/Nobleman", just as long as it's not Nexflix Witcher, Harry Potter, weird Star Wars Jedi crossovers, or endless variations on Tumblr Slut In A Dress.
>>20440885But it's not fun. This is how Renfest used to be:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKVjUXRlRe8
>>20440885Exposed freakshitter
>>20440900Based Home Movies appreciator. RASTAMON VIBRATION
>>20440885Yes. You are a subhuman and should be instantly banned.
I usually just fast really hard, see if I can be hallucinating so when I see the weird ventriloquist act it feels more real.
>>20440572>But they're there to cosplay for social media and get attention from fat nerdsthats what I'm saying, I want the ones who would be my gf
>>20440615based texas fren
>>20440850Stfu beta me and just worship my ass you have nothing better to do with your pathetic life anyway
>>20439093Stasia and Fandy! I'd recognize those beauties anywhere
>>20439113nerds seething over their hobbies becoming more popular will never not be funny
>>20441238The fact that you denigrate people who like things as "nerds" is why you're unwelcome. Why would people want you in a space when you openly hate them? All I can say is, I hope it happens to you
>>20439093I like to sexually harass the pretty girls by pretending to be an orc
>>20440665Frankly I imagine her ass hangs out at every opportunity she can contrive for it, but I meant I've been busting since august
>>20439501I'm goin' down,DIVE DIVE DIVE!
>>20439112Not all some are normal sized but still nerdy and plain jane-mid never really encountered a stacey
>>20439113I saw homestuck cosplayers at them years ago
>>20439093The one in Maryland has good oysters and crab cakes, I usually go for those, the turkey leg is too greasy. Steak on a stick is bretty gud too.
>>20439113I don't mind when it's thematically justifiable, like I think it'd be fun to get a Stargate SG team group together and anybody who's ever seen the show would get why it makes sense, but people just using it as a place to wear random cosplay definitely bugs me too.
>>20440885i hope you get shot
>>20441238i unironically pity you and thank god i’m not you
>>20441647Man I would not trust the fucking shellfish at that location. In high school I had some friends who worked there and they said that shit was basically rotten by noon. It's also incredibly overpriced...I can't imagine how pissed I would be if I got poisoned by some overpriced renfest oysters mishandled by fucking carnies. Then again, I'm not dumb enough to order them. That being said, I have to say that the turkey leg is vastly overrated. They are usually overcooked, tough, and wayyyy too salty. The 'meats on sticks' are actually pretty solid--steak or pork.
>>20441695Have sex
I got drunk at the renn faire with a guy I just met that did a perfect cosplay of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. 10/10 memory.
>>20439113>OK sure there were fantasy RPG elements before, but there's a difference between classic LOTR style fantasy and your stupid anime or diversity porn.
Came here for pics of fat white girls
>>20440705>dress as the king>declare a hunt
>>20441786And yet there are none. Sad but true.
>>20441758Noget shot faggot loser
>>20441695By what? A crossbow?
>>20439093A pickle.
Steak-on-a-Stick
>>20441834Good choice, anon.
>>20439128>Ameripures have superior infrastructurewe know you third world mutt
>>20439102I hate how the turkey leg always looks delicious in photos but when you get it at the faire it tastes like shit.
Once at the rennfaire I had a bread pocket with a chicken veg and cheese filling? Does anyone know what it is or had it before? I've only seen this food at the rennfaire
>>20441834>push-up bra and Norwood 5Wife material, surely.
>>20439113same with cosplaying, I went to dreamhack Melbourne the other day and it was full of neon-hair fat bitches. Not a single good looking girl there, man.I feel sad saying this, but it ain't the 2000s anymore. The good days are over.
>>20442429are you high? it was always uggos
>>20442431There used to be some really cute chicks at conventions man
>>20442439The bar was low, but it was hilarious to see dudes with 2-pixel 1998 cameraphones abandon their girlfriends to take photos of the girl with massive exposed cleavage because they "appreciated the cosplay".
>>20442429>dreamhack Melbourneglad I dodged that bullet you double nigger
>>20442431Nah the uggos increased as the obesity rate went up
>>20441238normal people>like it when something they like that gets more popular>have more fun with more people, find people to get laid withincel nerds>cry that more than 3 people like something they like>cry that their sausage fest now has some tits that aren't mantits>cry that people don't care about their rote ancient memes and shit inside jokes>cry about new people who become better than them
>>20442111Think it's because they inject them with too much fluid to plump them up which waters down the taste and makes it fall apart.
>>20442439>>20439113cosplay was always done by normie roasties pretending to like anime now its done by the average normie roastie since anime is mainstream
>>20442667
>>20439214> this gross loser keeps hanging around the store and it’s freaking me out. he looks disgusting > well i want to pack up and go home. let’s give him a free turkey leg and see if he leaves us alone
>>20442684>the hobby is unrecoverable>billions must die
>>20441058>beta me lol told on yourself
>>20439125>veiny tits are badngmi and possibly homosex
NGL, I could go for a Scotch egg right about now.
This thread made me curious about ren fest's near me, and apparently one opened up today near me. Going with the family tomorrow. Thanks op, here's a pic of my dog
>>20439093My ren fair used to be a bunch of nerdy fuckers and their families immersing themselves in Renaissance life. Now it's fat IG hoors walking around half naked with a camera man making the event non family friendly and handing out business cards with their OF on it.
>>20442853This really should be banned
>>20441804Take your meds my goy
>>20442534im actually lying, i never went, but i did see some fat bitch on snapchat story post pics of it. everyone was fat.
>>20439128No one will ever care about you as much as you care about Americans. So stop being a little faggot about it online or fuck off back to a flag board where everyone can see what shithole country you're from.
>>20441693Same vibe with Star Trek cosplay, in context it's still funny since some episodes take place on medieval era planets.Random people doing Homestuck cosplay just doesn't make sense, it's some 2000's nostalgiacore randomness, it doesn't fit the theme in the least bit.
>>20442732I was nowhere near the stall they were walking around with a big cooler full of them and asking everyone it they wanted one
>>20439093>hold water recipient with 2 hands...so now the trad values have wholly adopted the most retarded behaviors bc one orange pig did it once??! jfc
>>20441777I love women with big teeth so fucking much it's unreal......
>>20443145what in the ever loving fuck are you talking about
>>20439113>>20440850Sounds like you should join the SCA. They expect you to make an attempt at accuracy, but you can choose whether you want to go all out or just do the bare minimum.
you cup the balls and pull
>>20443278ah, "monkey pluck peach"very time-honored tradition
>>20439093Pussy
>>20439093milk
>>20442783does he gel his hair?
>>20440828texas bro? they're probably from new york or something
>>20443617OP's pic is from Texas
>>20443634yeah well i wasn't talking about op i was talking about the FUCKING COMMENT THAT THE GUY I REPLIED TO WAS REPLYING TO YOU STUPID FUCK
>>20443636calm down kiddo. why don't you have a Snickers™, i think you need one
>>20443616nah it was just raining that day
>>20439113Except I was seeing weebs there cosplaying in kimonos back in the 2000s
>>20443636What no sex does to a janitor
currently at one. meet cool samurai guy
>>20439113>go to local ren faire 10 years ago>half the people have elaborate costumes, the other half are wearing t-shirts and jeans>go to ren faire last year>people either wearing normal clothes or have some weird cringe elf ears glued to their face(exclusively fat chicks), with 1% of people wearing outfitsAlso turkey legs were like $10 what the fuck, you cant even go there to eat anymore
>>20444054This appeals to me absolutely zeroBut so do most things
>>20444065I only swipe fat bitches on tinder but I cannot find one who wears elf ears. Why. What does it take.
>>20444308If I were you I would join all the millenial d&d facebook groups in your city and go to all the venues that offer it and ingratiate yourself in the community and spend dozens of hours trying to find a fat smelly bitch. She might have four orbiters but you can mog them easily because you're more normal.
>>20444308Go to furry cons, trust me. Tons of fat chicks are furries
>>20439113This happens to literally any semi-interesting hobby/subculture eventually, picrel
>>20444054That hat rules
>>20439113Ren fair in St Louis went from being legit 10 years ago to being an outdoor cosplay event combined with overpriced farmer's market crafty shit. And the place they host it at is falling apart and infested with poison ivy.
>>20444590am I tripping or did someone post this earlier and it's gone
You're only half tripping because it was posted earlier >>20442684 but is still here. Interesting that the dup detector didn't catch it.
>>20444660weird I must have scrolled too fastthe dupe detector just takes a file hash, those images are vastly different in size. but it's also easy to trick just by changing one pixel
>>20440850>>20439113Yep, and it's only getting worse. These events use to be an escape for whites but now we are becoming an minority in our own events.
>>20442783give dog turkey (ensure to remove small bones first though)
>>20443278sounds like the larp section of the ren fest I went to. those """people""" are banshees
>>20444768hell yeah just got back and ofc I brought my buddy a turkey leg
>>20439113I heard there were a few furries at texrenfest. I hope thats not true.
>>20439093The chilled pickles, roasted cinnamon and sugar almonds, and home made rootbeer. Most of the other stuff has gotten so expensive it's not even worth it. I got a "Gyro" last year that was mostly shredded lettuce and the Turkey legs are never good so I'm pretty much done outside those aforementioned snacks.
>>20439093mainly hairy pussy.
>>20444655Are you trippin'?Well, someone did post it earlier, but it's not gone.>>20444590>>20442684same image
>>20444590name 5 (five) hobbies
>>20445866KnittingSewingCookingScrapbookingAnime
>>20445872>animenot a hobby>cookingnot a hobby>the other shitis old women shit anyway
>>20445877>>cooking>not a hobbyeating is not a hobby, cooking definitely is
>>20445872None of those things were ever just contained to one friend group.
>>20445572>home made rootbeerI've heard tell of such a thing but never had it
>>20446071root beer is alcoholic??
>>20447100I think it's possible to get fizz from yeast without the booze but not sure
>>20439093I get the yummy orange frozen drink everytime I go. Usually meat on a stick or a pretzel or something too.
>>20439093I've never been to one. I want to but I don't want to go by myself and I don't have any friends who would want to go with me.
one near me in socal has mead. and over a dozen food stalls. the women are pretty hot too. i'd say around 30% hot vs 70% fat/ugly/avg.
>>20439102fuck theyre awful. no flavour whatsoever and full of disgusting tendons. give me a nice piece of chicken instead
>>20439113I kinda want to larp as a Teutonic knight called "sir Tijuana" cuz i look Mexican with short hair and a mustache (I'm a half black mutt)
>>20447749>one near me in socal has meadOurs was lowkey one of the only ways to get decent local mead for a long time.... the boomer mead autist even had distro at area stores and I hope he delivered it in a Robin Hood costume.
>>20442783This lil nigga looks like he can sing some mean r&b.
>>20439093The tears of nerds.
>>20439093Meat Pies, it's criminal that they aren't a staple of American cuisine nationwide.
>>20441693even more faithful if its in the Pacific Northwest
>>20444821I've seen them at mine so it wouldn't surprise me if they were at TX ren too
>>20448083oh we have those, plus we evolved them to peak cozy
>>20439093a turkey leg and nothing else. food at the ren faire is not worth losing gains over. like why the fuck would i waste calories on a pickle that's been siting in a barrel in the hot sun for 4 hours or baked potato made by some fat sweaty virgin?
>>20448327Pickles and potatoes you can get anywhere. The meat pies are unique and worth it
>>20448327>calories on a picklePickles are like 5 calories.
>>20447940Why not just dress up as a slave?
why do americans have a renaissance festival when they didn't have a renaissance
>>20442667one can only have this mentality when their enjoyment is purely based on whatever is popular at the timeyou've never discovered a hobby by yourselfyou've never built anything with your own two handsyou just rely on trends to determine your personality of the month and I feel nothing but genuine pity for you, anonymous man on the internet
>>20445866>The videogame industry is in shambles because "women make up 70% of gaming" (when playing My Dress Up Doll on your phone on the way to work is considered gaming)>Coding has been in flames in the last few years because female programmers are demanding to be involved in everything>Gunpla is being infected by titty streamers and the mentally ill (not the good type)>Warhammer is being actively retconned to be more inclusive to the "female audience" and when Cavill's show comes out it's going to be insane>Cooking, though a woman's job, is a man's hobby although TikTokification of everything is making truly, truly horrendous shit
>>20449014>you rely on trends, billions must die
broccoli cheese bread bowl
>>20449047A pandemic wiping out boomers and neurotic zoomers with pathetic health issues would unironically cure society
>>20449053Sounds decent on it's own, but I wonder if they might have some bacon bits to mix in.Any idea what kind of bread?
>>20449009>Why do places without oceans have aquariums?
>>20439093I'd give them both a turkey leg
>>20442429I graduated in 09, there were like 20 obese people in my whole school of 4k. Now wherever I go it's 85% fatasses in leggings or shorts eating them. They are straight up obvious how gross they look.
>>20440620A chicken/beef kabob kinda makes sense
>>20441793Fucking based.
>>20449440So they can pretend to go surfing too. Any more dumb questions?>>20439093The only correct answer is several fists full of salt, sugar, herbs and spices.
>>20449440Lol Denver has an aquarium with fucking tigers in it
Do they sell Beef stew and Dumplings at these places ? Nothing beats it for immersion and taste quality
>>20445834A fellow man of culture i see
>>20439112Based
>>20450078Kids got to learn about reproductive biology somewhere.>>20450616A cow and a man walking into a Renaissance festival...
>>20448327You have an eating disorder
>>20442783your dog is a nigger (in a good way)
