Exactly HOW do I make it with a mature mare?
>>41056157Maturity.
>>41056157By being the young, strong, energetic boy-toy she needs
>>41056700what if not the 2nd thing
>>41056900Then you better get lifting, adjusting your diet, and visiting /fit/ if you want those MILFs
>>41056900>>41056914/fit/ is shit board trust metrain fullbody 2or3/weekdo bodyweight exercises then shift to dumbbells barbel plus weight plateseat big to get bigput down the fork to lose lard>inb4 injury muh moneystart from 0 kg you will be fine as long as you do not have epilepsyyou do not have to go further than 60kg of metal to impress mares they just want you to put in some work to prove that you will be a good parent>captcha SEXG
>>41057103Any more tips?
>>41056157I love Harshwhinny
>>41056157You won’t. You’re going to die a virgin.
>>41057683NTA but don't forget to do cardio and also: pullups are one of the best exercises you can do, don't skimp out on them.
>>41057683Running kills joints long term, go swimming instead.
>>41056157On your knees, performing cunnilingus for the sole purpose of pleasuring her.
>>41058182Running won't hurt you unless you're a fatass or you're regularly doing more than 10k each day without any rest.
>>41058385>unless you're a fatassWanna touch my fat manlet tits?
>>41056157Unironically? Get a job, get fit and dress wellA fine mare like Harshwhinny wants a man who looks good and can handle responsibility
>>41058391If you're a fatass then start by walking 5km each day so you don't hurt yourself. Alternatively descend into the mines and construct yourself a dwarven hold since you have the physique for it.
>>41058399That's what all females think they want.
>>41057103What if I have epilepsy?
>>41058608in reality, they want to be kidnapped and raped a few times. then marry an felon and become confused when he beats her within an inch of her life every day. but hes nice lol
>>41057683Don't be short or have a small dick. Being fit won't matter at that point.
>>41058608>>41058661Mares aren't women, thankfully.
>>41059029>Don't be short>or have a small dickWelp
>>41058625Depens on how it shows itself.If you are asking me this I guessing you are at risk of hurting yourself. I would stick to bodyweight and resistance bands exercises. I would't risk decapitation or flesh squishing during lifting of metal objects if it can be prevented. By normie standards you can still look good and toned without weightlifting.
>>41059029>>41059334I am a tall /fit/ virgin sperg with large schlong. Women can smell my inner retard from miles and dry like a desert in seconds upon meeting me.Said attributes change nothing. There is still hope for you in places where I failed.
>>41060450>virginYes, women can sense that which is a huge turnoff. Any woman worth their makeup is not willingly going to get with a virgin unless the man in question is at least a 9/10. Even then idk. Basically you will have to lie about being a virgin if you ever want to get laid.And having a big dick means nothing if you are too retarded to get them to the bedroom in the first place. Being tall and fit means you are in the race but if you have the competency of Trouble Shoes it's not going to matter much. Being short is a large uphill battle. Having a big dick can change the tide but you have to first get them to sexo, which isn't easy when you are already filtered by the majority of attractive women. Being fit helps a little bit in that department, but not an instant win button or anything. But say that you do get one to the point of sexo, but they come to find out you have a small pp. Your six pack and slightly larger than average biceps won't save you. it's ogre.
>>41060515>Any woman worth their makeup is not willingly going to get with a virginDuly noted. Do not approach women with makeup.>competency of Trouble ShoesMaybe my destiny is to become a clown of man.>it's ogreIt will be only ogre when we die, do not lose hope anons.
>>41060515>tfw short, ugly, and small pp
>>41056157Gotta lay on the compliments thick. Can't her looking foolish and hitting on a younger dude by accident.
>>41060631Hit the gym. Get money, get paid, get plastic surgery
>>41060631I went from 4.5 to 5.5 inches with a pump
>>41062369>hey babe just a sec>gotta pump this bad boy upJokes aside how do you even logistics that thing. Hide it in your house somewhere and pump secretly or just not even try to hide it? And what if you are going to her house
>>41062434I was talking permagains. Depends on the mare to hide or not / use with her. Cock rings are also cool but again depends on the mare
>>41060631you can in fact enlarge your penis from just stretching in various directions for just 30 minutes every night, I've gained about .25" doing that so far for a few monthsthe thing is it takes a really long time to make gains, it's definitely a marathon and you need real dedication to even make an inch of gains
>Found an artist to finally get lewds of Harshwinny and my OCFucking nice.
>>41062852this would be good if it was a human (me) and not a horse (not me)
>>41062952Unfortunately, it is a sandwich?
>>41062478>permagainsI thought penis pumps were very temporary gains.
>>41063083It gives you temp gains for a bit right after you pump but if you do it daily you eventually get permagains
>>41062852Unf
Cougar Mares....
Okay, but what do mature mares women actually find attractive? Where can I meet them in Equestria?
>>41062957the original pic is horse pee, eugh
bump
>>41062957GeeWould you make me a sandwich?
>>41067158>>41062957
>>41062857i want to believe
