>*slowly bankrupts tesla in your path*nothing personel
Two more weeks and then all the EVs sales will fall to 0.
>costs $40k to make >selling for $120k Going to be really hard to go bankrupt that way
>>27626487wowthey invented something that's more impractical than a 1968 chevy long bed pickup truck
perfection....see the level of quality oozing from this masterpiece...
>>27626487>5 years of hype>dogshit product at the endimagine being a tesla fangirl right about now
>2 million pre-orders>80% public approval The carbon cucks have failed.
Why would anyone wanna buy Tesla cars at this point except for the niche FSD?
>>27626517Because it's a fashion statement. Just like any trendy car.
>>27626517Because there's no better EV on the market. And it's probably the best car avaliable on the market for most people's needs. The only people who actively avoid Teslas, even though they would suit them fine, are the brainwashed.
>>27626532>even though they would suit them fineI like driving my truck through the car wash
>>27626487Maybe, but can your car do THIS?
>>27626492>>27626493>>27626532It's hilarious to me that Tesla actually has paid shills combing /o/ and silencing dissent
its come full circle where cars are now cringe, return to stallions I speak latin to my horse
>>27626487It's amazing to me that tesla actually forbids their drivers from driving in rain. Like nigga it's the outside, or course it's gonna rain.
>>27626517>>27626522>>27626532>there's no better EV on the marketLMAO pic related mogs Model Y in every possible way.
>>27626633Like how? It's roof doesen't come off by itself when driving above 60mph? Sounds like some space-age utopian shit to me.
>>27626487I saw one of these the other day.In person its bigger that pics make it out to be. Unfortunately it feels like im staring at a giant refrigerator and the one i saw had a few real bad polished spots on it im assuming from the factory and made for real eyesores on it. These are going to be nightmares for detailers and body shops.
>>27626596You gotta be seriously unwell to think any big company would pay people to come to a board of this caliber
>>27626487On Mars only electocars can operate. He only needs to reach martian markets..
>>27626633Ngl. I want EV9 that comes in NACS which will be assembled in Georgia, USA.
>>27626643>come to /o/>thinks people here aren't unwellYea, it's filled with the socially retarded car enthusiast, shills, and jews. This site's traffic is immense and if you think otherwise you're blatantly retarded. Stop gaslighting people you fucking jew or we'll actually gas you this time around
>>27626596You think Tesla has any money left to pay shills?
>>27626487What the FUCK happened Cybercuck bros, we used to own this board!!
>>27626635What's next, suspension that passes its first mandatory inspection? Bumper panels that stay attached?Seriously, Teslas only cost as much as an old house around here. What kind of quality do you expect at that price?
>>27626559OK so? Teslas do fine in car washes.>>27626596It's actually big oil shills that are combing this board spreading Tesla FUD. >>27626633No it doesn't.
>>27626499>chops your cock off
>>27626635>>27626923See, these are clearly shill posts.
>>27626602"have faith and do good"Pretty lame motto tbqh
>>27626532Teslas have the worst interiors in the whole EV market
>>27626532ha projecting much? all the tesla owners i know are the most npc. elon has to keep cutting prices because there aren't any idiots left to buy.
>>27626643They probably pay one person to shill on multiple platforms.
At this point any car company should just assassinate anyone that speaks the cursed phrase of "stainless steel". First DeLorean and now this
The Cybertruck isn't a financial problem for Tesla at all, they're going to be filling out reservations until 2026Telsa has so many problems that are going to fuck with them financially, the Cybertruck isn't going to be one of them
>>27627167I haven seen a better interioir in any car. All other cars are covered in button herpes.
>>27626532>Because there's no better EV on the market.I wouldn't go that far. It's just that the only better EVs are way, way more expensive. For their prices, there's really nothing that can compete with Tesla's individual models.
>>27627389The R2 will be there in 2026, but Teslas will probably have a $25k pre incentive price by then
>>27627411There's also the Lucid Gravity which seems to be aimed squarely at the Model X.
>>27626596They've been at it since melon took over the companyYou didn't notice/care because they were irrelevant
I joined the club. Best vehicle I've ever owned.
>>27626487Saw one of these yesterday when I was working. Didn't even know they were fully released, don't follow nor do I care about these modern shits on wheels. Think looked absolutely terrible. The proportions are even worse in person. Almost burst out laughing when I did a double take and realized it really was a Tessy. Very sad vehicle.
I say a cyber truck the other day. It was cool.
>>27627034https://youtu.be/rj6f-d7dYy0It's going to be wild when it gets assembled inside the US and starts getting tax refunds.
>>27626497In what way is it impractical?
ICEsisters...our track record on tesla hasn't been too stellar on /o/....
>>27626517all other EVs are disposable throwaway garbage. when you buy a non-tesla EV, you can imagine the guys at the company laughing at you for falling for their meme eVehicle with no front trunk and poor performance.
>>27629577>In what way is it impractical?In the being a truck way. Pa0rdw
>>27631117Nice shop
>>27631117All of THAT, and it can’t even carry a fuckin bike
>>27626492wtf you voted for Bernie too!!?!?
>>27626487let me guess.... new wiper blades are 1200 bucks?
are /o/chuds still pretending cybertruck failed?
>>27631374>it was supposed to be released in 2021failed>it was supposed to cost $39kfailed>it was supposed to revolutionize truck designfailed>it was supposed to not rustfailedIt's almost like it's a novelty vehicle that, despite failing at every one of its stated goals, is still propped up as being a huge success by EV enthusiasts and people who are jacked to the tits in TSLA options.If a person likes the car that's cool whatever, but let's not pretend that it's been a rousing success.
>>27626596>tesla shills on /o/>russia shills on /k/>roid shills on /fit/>rei shills on /out/something needs to be done about this
>>27626643This lol, the unwarranted narcissism of dead 4chan boards never ceases to amaze me. Same when they claim paid shills post on /p/.>>27626699Dude... what's more likely? That a multimillion company decides to invest some of its money on an obscure board on 4chan that has no impact and where people mostly own sub $5k cars or that fanboys shill their favorite brand? There's no return on investment for shilling here.
>>27631117too many retards with trucks have no idea how to carry a bike in the bed without>scratching the shit out of their tailgate>fitting it in the bedQuick release front wheels have been a thing for so long and stupid ass niggers don't want to take the 30 seconds to not damage their vehicle
>>27626596>PaidAnon, they do it for free.
>>27631421My truck can just fit a bike inside it.
>>27626593Any car can do this.
>>27626487
>>27631530These things should have an off-road mode or something to decrease torque because that seems to be the problem when people get stuck, that and bad tires. All the weight also doesn’t help. This is just sad
>>27631539>bad tiresWell, they're specced for rolling efficiency after all
Whoever this was today, enjoy you're rust
>>27626487Daily reminder Tesla has never made a single useful car
>>27631539It just came out, I got it on mine today. But yeah, the tires are just all seasons really, they do fine in the dry but instantly become slicks in any type of mud.
>>27631117majority of truck owners dont use them for what they're designed for, what has that got to do with the cybertruck?
>>27626487>*quickly bankrupts tesla in your path*
>>27631210$75
>>27631596That has got to be the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen
>>27631399>failedWhat's the next goalpost when it exceeds Ford's electric truck and Rivian's sales this year?
>>27631412not today ukrainian pig
>>27626487it looks like something from a ps1 game or somethinhow do you screw up everything this bad
>>27632248t. muskdrone basedlicon valley brahmin shill
>>27633251>google is too hardMusk haters are legit brain-damaged.
>>27626692>assembled in Georgia, USA.That's the factory that employs 14yo Burmese immigrant children under the table
>>27632230>panders to an audience that thinks EVs are gayinteresting strategy
>>27626487its going to be a smashing success
>>27626596they do it for free.I mean they kinda own some stocks, thats why they keep shilling anywhere someone talks something about cars, EVs or just money.Man, I hate wall street
>>27631596lmao, looks so retardedly oversized next to the actual trucks
>>27626593Someone just cut his tie rods as revenge for tailgating with those extra lights running
>>27628525Mr ching Chong, you should put that into production. Looks almost as good as the ones around here. You could be very rich soon
>>27631399its still ramping
>>27627040A true vehicle for the future.
>>27633250Kid, how come you choose to be a cringe little bitch? Everyone here can tell that you're low income dog shit.
>>27635844nta but I am impressed at ur ability to type with musk's dick firmly up ur bootyhoel
>>27632254The look is the only thing I like about them. They make a mockery of cyberpunk vehicles though, they're supposed to be>cheap>reliable>powerful>ugly
>>27626593I love the fact this thing was sold as being made for the apocalypse (presumably a Mad Max style one) and the damn thing's steering breaks if you put some fog lights on the front. Also Elon claimed the Cybertruck was amphibious, has anyone actually tested that?
>>27636053>has anyone actually tested that?yeahhttps://twitter.com/mrkylefield/status/1768096131785908682
>>27631117this voids the warranty btw
>>27626487Superior Electric truck incoming
>>27637844>not a rivian
>>27631117>gigantomax 12 foot bikelmao
>>27637867I can fit this XL sized bike on 29s x 2.6 in a car.
>>27637969Nice but the bed is 6.5 feet on the truck. If the bed is full with half the bike, and there's the other half of the bike outside the truck, then the bike is ~12 foot.
>>27626699>This site's traffic is immenseYeah, the SITE traffic. You know where it comes form? /b/,/v/,/pol/ and /a/. No one gives a shit about niche boards like /o/
>>27637986It has a 5.5' bed.
>>27638016There's a difference between /o/ and /pol/?
>>27626487Don't forget new tires, front and rear, every 5k miles.
>>27637986
>>27626492>fall to 0No, they'll hover around at their current low adoption rates in every part of the world that doesn't force you to buy one (Norway).
>>27627040>Implying there is any of the sort yet to be chopped
>>27626492Says increasingly nervous ICE shill.
Bumping for answers
>>27631644sick pic, source ?
>>27638460absolute kek
I'm visiting my dad in Phoenix and I saw two of these in one dayI think they'll sell a million, call it a gut feeling but I think the 10% of people who like these things would rather have them than any other car
>>27626487I beat a Model 3 in a race this morning. In a GR86.Truly ominous tidings for Teslafags.
>>27638460b-b-but you had to put down the back seatsDon't post the cybertruck tray with the battery exrender
the cybertruck steering is super cool. shame it is being wasted on this thing. to go lock to lock so easy would be great for any truck. hopefully other automakers use it in their designs
>>27638460You can literally see the faint outline of another row of 2 stacks of four bags in the cyber truck. Even if you disagree, only a woman would lack the spatial awareness to think you couldn’t fit the same amount in the cyber truck based on this picture.
>>27642351>You can literally see the faint outline of another row of 2 stacks of four bags in the cyber truckClean your monitor anon
>>27638460agreetrucks are uselessbuy a hatchback instead of F150
>>27626517I don't own a houseI don't have a garageHow am I gonna charge it?I don't wanna sit in a parking lot for 20 minutes
>>27638460That's why I bought a Honda Fit.
>>27638460I don't get it. The truck bed is 6ft long. Do people who hate on the CT automatically lose IQ points?
>>27642206It seems like they haven't nailed the calibration from that I've seen, doesn't really feel like you're turning something physical
