i am going to land in paris without phone
>>2660889wow already stolen?
>>2660891no i mean i am going to make trip
i guess i will take bus out of airport to random part of city and then try find place to sleep
>>2660895Ok
i am looking to elicit travel advice or anecdote's so i can prepare mentally for journey
>>2660889why
>>2660889wow truly the spirit of exploration is alive and well
>>2660912i am undertake quest to develop artistry
>>2660914this is ironic i feel whatever though i am trying something
>>2660915Artistry? why type? Globohomo or normal?
>>2660915youre just being autistic, #nophone isnt novel or cool bro just go on hour trip with a phone
i am going to hang out at café
I visited Paris with no phone once. I spent the days mostly in the museums d'Orsay and Louvre. I considered spending the first night by the Quay d'Orsay but the fog coming off the water made me cold. I had no blanket or coat, it was November. I walked to the Champs du Mars and the rats made me afraid. I bought vodka from a brown man and found some thick bushes near the base of the Eiffel Tower. I slept good for a few hours. Two men laid down right next to me and started having sex by the light of the Tower. They said beautiful things to each other while they fucked. I found it pretty touching even as I swore loudly in French and lashed out at them with vicious kicks. They ignored me. It was 3am. I got up and sat under the hot air vent in an alley behind a bakery. In the morning I walked to a cafe in the 8th arrondissement and had 2 coffees and a croissant. While crossing the street I found a crocheted wool hat which may have saved my life in the freezing nights that followed. I spent the day in the Louvre. I thought about passing the next night in a park on Montmartre but instead I took a train to Orleans and spent a week walking along the river to Tours.
>>2660889>>2660894>>2660895You're trying very hard to come off as ESL. I don't know why. But just know that I'm on to your stupid charade.
>>2661305holy shit this is inspiration
>>2660889But how are you posting now?
