Which pokemon awoken your pokephilia?
>>55905775
If you mean Pokephilia at all, Ekans because of that one Misty pic and the companion fic that has been lost to timeBut if it's when I found I wanted to fuck one, it was getting back into the series with Platinum, trying out Ralts, and Kirlia triggering my intense twintails fetish, with a side of size diff
Since "Just Waiting On a Friend"
>>55905775Deoxys. I saw the movie as a kid and it made me feel funny.
>>55905775Mareep. Always been one of my favorites as a kid then one day I happened to see this specific animation.before that I was a vanilla fag who swore pokemon fuckers were gross.
>>55905775The eeveelutions, and then braixen sent into overdrive
>>55905775nidoking!
>>55906041this and machoke
>>55905775Biggest semen demon in this franchise. Yes, even bigger than lopunny, don't at me.
>>55905775I fapped to pikachu first of all. But I used to think he was female. I was pissed when they did the tail bullshit.Nidoqueen was my actual first porn fap.
>>55906451Seems pretty niche. Why?
>>55906451You have good taste
I dunno, but I do remember that eevee-like Flareon Flash animation from human's PoV.
this creatures toes are very sexual
>>55905775So, there was this flash called Pokémon Snap XXX....
>>55906501I don't really have a good answer for you, it's just one of those things that clicked. The mustelid body shape speaks to me.
For me, it’s Absol.
>>55906779shit tasteI also watched it, revolting
Y'know, this is the one thread where I actually want to hear zoomer opinions. A lot of us oldfags have some clear start points that others can recognize and understand. But what about someone injected into Pokemon fandom well into its life?
>>55907072going forward it's probably just going to be various flavors of "i saw the vaporeon copypasta and it made my dick hard"nothing to write home aboutpokemon porn is just too mainstream now, even if people don't consume it they know it exists
>>55907072hearing lucario's voice during his movie made me feel funny. t. born 1998
>>55905775What the fuck where they thinkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdu264DDL3Q
>>55907072>zonkpunch braixen/charizardthat, and "oversexed eeveelutions" that got DMCA'd by nintendo
Not a pokemon some of my first sexual fantasies was being sandwiched between Jesse and James
>>55907256that comic is terrible
>>55907072Zoomer born in 1999 who started with sapphire, was thankfully spared from becoming a furfag/pokefucker despite being obsessed with the series as a kid. I guess I never caught that kind of autism as I'm not enough of a normalfag to care about the boring dog/cat/fox/wolf pokemon furfags cream themselves over. You could already have a pet cat or dog in the real world, what is the appeal of having one in the pokemon world where I can have a pet robot or ghost? Even as a monstergirlfag pokemon's are just too tame and generic, stuff like gardevoir or lopunny is basically no different then a human so I may as well just stick to the actual girls. Thankfully instead I grew up to become a perfectly normal and healthy KHV who jerks off to only pokegirls daily.
>>55907072i'm a '98 zoomie that only played gen 3-4 as a kid. i only fapped to may and dawn as a kid , but i got back into this shitty series 2 years ago and something about Glaceon just does it for me
I was never into pokephilia until AI. And it just keeps getting better.
>>55907521se dice latine
>>55907666Which pokemon?On model or not?
>>55907675Just in general. AI artists produce some pretty good shit.
I came realize that it was actually Dusclops that sent to that path once I realized that one h-game was actually a pokemon gijinka fan game.
>>55908191Well now I want to know how the gijinka looked
>>55908413This is what it was. It's called Dusty's Castle.
if you know, you know
>>55907687they keep making the same stuff that has thousands of images alreadyNever something niche like Armadillos
Bug cock best cock
>>55905775Magnezone
>>55907666AI of Pokémon is terrible it just makes them all anthros
Ooh lala
>>55908897?With a lora, I was able to generate feral pics
>>55908908they had their SRS done together?
>>55908908>Two cuts on its finWTF WHAT GENDER IS THAT GARCHOMP
>>55908930What mons though? Probably just Gardevoir or Lopunny at best
>>55908963Ampharos, Swampert, Wartortle, mudkipI don't know how to make loras,m or I would make some for feral art
>>55908930Too complex, no thanks
>>55909097>I am retarded, so AI sucks!continue being retarded then.
G-sun
>>55908949mega chomp has two notchesprobably just a hack artist that used the wrong reference by mistake
>>559070722002 zoomer. I played mystery dungeon and started liking absol and gardevoir. puberty did the rest.
>>55909133cynthia's garchomp has xis gender changed all the time in offical media.transvestites love sharks because of blahaj.it's an inherently trans coded pokemon
>>55909146YOU are a trans coded moron
>>55909126loras involve stealing art
>>55909130This thread got me talking with wife then browsing oldest Vaporeon posts on Paheal to try and find her first early indicators (no luck). But that led me down a G-Sun path first on Paheal then e621. There's some pic I remember and didn't see that stood out. I think it was related to the anthro Vaporeon gangbang next to a pool one (same setting?) and I remember enjoying way back when I took the rare trip down anthroroad. Anyone got a clue which it might have been?
>>55909305Models already steal art, genius.
>>55905775Mienshao! The way they're flexible makes me think that's hot. Well, another would be Audino for the hips but that's a different reason
>>55909378anon what would ur mother think
>>55905775Honestly there wasn't one. Back in the day, some of my go-to porn websites were; Herpy, Sofurry, Ychan, Fchan, and Wildcritters. It didn't matter to teen me if the sexy babes on the screen were a Charizard, a Renamon or a skunk.
>>55905775*awokeDumb ESL.
>>55906498How do you feel about the costumed pikachu?
>>55905775most likely that one
>>55905775>>55905780>>55905963>>55906015>>55906041>>55906425>>55906451>>55906476>>55906602>>55906744>>55907528>>55907539>>55908191>>55908723>>55908908>>55909356>>55909356>>55910233PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO YOU ANIMAL FUCKERS AND CLOSET PEDOPHILESYOU WOULD *NEVER* BE ALLOWED TO OWN A POKÉMON TO MOLEST IN THE POKEMON UNIVERSE >>55906639
>>55909313Probably one of the many g-sun images with girls in swimwear or sports clothing.
>>55908897>it just makes them all anthrosGot this from /trash/.
>>55910340Certainly looks like it.
>>55910244Cannot emphasize enough just how jealous I am of that Lucario
Braixen was the gateway drug.
>>55910244She should sit on my face instead
>>55910319Probably, but still not clicking... Wonder if someone made something inspired by him that I took as a G-Sun original
>>55909470>ychan>fchan>wildcrittersmy man. never heard of herpy, tho
I don't remember my first Pokémon fap but my earliest memory is playing the Lugia flash game where she gets raped by a bunch of mons and I in particularly remember the vulpix scene sending me over the edgeI can back multiple times just for that vulpix scene. Also dagasi had big influence on me branching out to other Pokémon like eeveelutions God I wish I could just play this flash again or know if the artist ever updated it
>>55905775Zoroark my love
>I jacked off to milotic last nightI highly doubt it.
>>55910244Shit gimmick for a shit mon
>>55911229>I highly doubt it??? Are you under the impression that no one faps to Milotic?
>>55910244nido fapper here, I no longer care about pikachu.
>>55910700That wasn't rape hahahaI also played that flash game
>>55911436Nidoking I hope
>>55911451While I am bi, I don't care much for that manlet :^)
>>55911241Nobody asked you.
>>55905803>that one Misty picWhich one exactly, one where it crawls out of her pussy (while Meowth rapes her mouth IIRC) or some cringe HaHa where it eats her? >>55910291t. a literal soulless subhuman born after 9/11 who only just turned 18 during Covid
>>55911402No I fap to milotic I am under the impression you don't.
>>55910700>didn't download the standalone flash player before it was taken down>hasn't already stored all his favorite SFW files in an external HDD>can't even save an image correctlyNot gonna make it.https://web.archive.org/web/20211230014212oe_/https://i.4cdn.org/f/Lugia-Adventure-by-ZOE.swfhttps://web.archive.org/web/20220401020702/https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplayer/debug_downloads.html>Verification not required.
>>55910244>Mexican wrestler rat trying to seduce lucario>lucario has the same VA as Goku>both field egg groupdios Mio it makes sense
>>55905775Goodra ngl
>>55911610>https://web.archive.org/web/20211230014212oe_/https://i.4cdn.org/f/Lugia-Adventure-by-ZOE.swfWait what? 4chan's CDN doesn't block WBM? Regular 4chan is blocked, unfortunately.
>>55911971>4chan's CDN doesn't block WBM?It's the other way around; Internet Archive blocks 4chan.org. But yeah, it seems the CDN is okay.
>>55911572I'm not the guy you were replying too originally, I just found your post confusing.By the way, I also fap to Milotic. They're my favorite next to Serperior.
>>55905775I prefer seeing it fucking other pokemon or human characters though
>>55912127What do you think "poképhilia" means?
>>55911441>wasn't rape hahahaWhy are you lying?
I've never actually masturbated to a Pokemon (just the humans), but I must confess that I feel somewhat attracted to Jynx.
>>55912178How is a buizel going to rape a lugia?
>>55913519>I've never actually masturbated to a Pokemonit's really satisfyingyou should try it sometime
>>55911160You can tell the person who drew this likes feet.
Probably LucarioBut now its all about Meowscarada
>>55913520carefully
>>55909470Same here, it's wild reading those names again. I sort of miss the smaller scale of those sites... but also don't.
>>55909470For me it was Aerisdies. I still organize my folders Series>Character because that's what I'm used to.
Bump
>>55913520There is no buizel in that game.There is a floatzel, she is the one who asks Lugia for help.
>>55908908these are so fucking gay
>>55915490then the one I played was a different oneWere they on model too?
>>55916075Just check >>55911610 and confirm it yourself, retard.You can also play it directly in your browser but it will take a while to load and it can crash your system if you open more than one tab with it. You have been warned.https://web.archive.org/web/20211230014212/https://i.4cdn.org/f/Lugia-Adventure-by-ZOE.swf
>>55916132I'm not straight anymore so I won't check
>>55916140>not straight anymoreThat has nothing to do with it, you're just lazy.
>>55912127lmao of course you're a cuck
>>55916153do you look at gay porn being straight?I don't think so
>>55916201I look at everything when I do the retagging. Raw, no filters.
>>55916212NTA
how about this: could you put together a team of 6 Pokemon that you routinely jerk off to?bonus points if its competitively viable
I prefer Field egg group
>>55916419holy sexo
>>55916167t. Mentally ill schizo who thinks his trans Braixen is real
>>55916382i'd have to skip a few to make something approaching a competitively viable team but here's what i came up with:celesteela/gastrodon/volcarona/iron valiant/flutter mane/scizor
>>55916693>didn't greentextAt least you admit to being a schizo and obsessed with trannies, cuck
>>55917321yes i'm trans and I love Braixen. it's my favorite pokemon
>>55917336aww little trannysaur is butthurt still
>>55917380only pedos jerk to 2nd stage evos, full stop
>>55917438Does that make me a pedo for jacking it to Bisharp now?
>>55917446yes, any second stage evo is basically a teenager at best, real men whack it to 3rd stage only
>>55917438Yes, Braixen sisters are all discord pedophiles. How did you know?
>>55917454Bisharpbros... I can't believe we're retroactively pedophiles because of Kingambit's introduction...
>>55917514kingambit always existed
>>55917454what about pokemon with only two stages?
>>55917579cursed to be forever young
>>55917614wasn't a human married to a Froslass, a stage 2 Pokemon?
>>55917664damn somebody shouldve reported his dog ass
>>55905775this goober right hereit wasn't long before other mons got my interest in the pokephilia kind of way toopokemon like rhydon, nidoking, feraligatr, machoke, ect. ect.>>55907072as a certified zoomer (2002)i was your classic yoshi player stereotype to a tee, started with heartgold so i got to see hotties like feraligatr, nidoking, rhydon, all thati liked the big monster pokemon, basicallyPMD awakened some shit in my impressionable brain, now i find those pokemon hot
>>55916382Fuck compniggotry>Primarina>Delphox>Rapidash>Ninetales>Zoroark>Espeon
>>55905775Nothing specific, but the closest would probably be the alpha Lopunny in Obsidian Fieldlands (Legends was the first game I played after not caring about 5 previous generations)
>>55910244Why does adding clothes make it more slutty?Showing her midriff like that, we need Floatzel in that outfit flashing her cute bellybutton
>>55919322Floatzel already wears a fucking pillow around her body
Have any of you anons in this thread (Or on this board) even considered to have yourselves checked for parasites? When someone is infected, the parasite puts the host into a sexual overdrive and can cause the host to seek out abnormal partners for spreading the parasite, the sex or race of the partner doesn't matter to parasites, all that matters is spreading itself to survive. (This includes driving the host to mate with literally anything. The more infected the host is, the more fucked up their preferences get, which is completely unnatural and needs to be cured.) I know this isn't /vp/ related but surely your attraction to fictional animalistic/otherworldly beings didn't just come from viewing them, right? Did you anons suffer trauma during your childhood? Nevertheless, you need to get yourselves checked for these things, because they will ruin your life.
>>55919438Weird fetish, but you do you.
>>55905775Kirlia and Gardevoir, back in Sapphire. The game was new and I didn't have a strategy guide. After watching Wally catch a Ralts, I went out to the same place to catch one myself, and ended up with a female. From past experience with Abra in gens 1-2 I knew that a small weak psychic type that can't even deal damage when first caught was likely to evolve into something strong, so I kept her on my team. Then she evolved and started sticking her ass out at me whenever I sent her into battle. And then she evolved again and got beautiful. And while she wasn't as OP as Kadabra/Alakazam were in gen 1 where the psychic type was completely broken, she still earned her keep on my team aside from her looks.
>>55919438link the study or the supposed parasite which you are mentioning or shitpost and bait
>>55919438based Parasect fucker
>>55919438>nooooo it can't possibly be that young teens discovering their sexuality find thirst trap cartoon character designs hot and then like other fetishes learned early it sticks with them long term>nope it's gotta be worms fucking with your brainRetard take, bro.Now I'm off to goon to gardevoirs again.
>>55918218Good taste!
>>55918218>850x850The download butten is right there, why do so many have trouble using it?
>>55921161>jpeg
>>55910291lol nahcope faggot.I will never stop whacking my stack to Gardevoir, Milotic, Serperior, and Scolipede, and the best part is that there's literally not a goddamn thing you can do about it.have a >>#(You).
>>55921265 could you stop having shit taste at least?
>>55921265>Gardevoir, Miloticbased>Serperior, and Scolipedeaids
>1998 is zoomer WHAT? but i am 25 years old, how can i be paired to 16yos whose attention span is 5 seconds thanks to tiktok? I don't even understand 90% of internet speech now.Also Delphox really got me, I think my brain was rewired that day. Ever since I want a big fluffy pokemon on top of me.
>>5592136227 year old here, apperantly I'm a Zimmer as well since I don't remember 9/11 I think the terms are bullshit and there should be a term for people who are at the ranges of 22 and 28 right about now You have some good taste but I like her more petit sister personally
I saw Pomemon Heroes, amd really wanted to be with Latias forever, she was so cute to myself as a child and I found her ability to look like a human back then as a way she could "hide" and not have to deal with poachers.>>55921362>>559213941997 is the first year for zoomers, what you are thinking of is the difference between when smartphone/ipad kid usage really went into swing. Later gen zoomers have different mentalitiesI have a niece who was born in 2005
>>55921694>1997 is the first year for zoomerstfw I'm a boogeyman
>>55921276I don't tell you how to live YOUR life.What makes you think you can tell me how to live mine? I refuse to let you sway anything in my life!I love my mommy-'mons &' my vore-'mons, &' there ain't jack diddly shit you can do to stop my feelings.Whatcha gonna do about it, CHUMP??
>>55910696herpy is a scalie image forum, it was great until it closed down :(
Ninetales.It was a lemon about a girl who fell in love with a Ninetales, and then was ousted by her parents for it. The Ninetales then used his curse to adjust her body to be closer to a Ninetales', to bear his kits. I don't remember the site this came from because this was almost a decade ago, but I know for a fact that it was a custom site designed to house stories like this.While I'm not a feralfag, I do blame that fanfiction for making me not totally repulsed at the idea. Still prefer anthros over ferals any day though. Taurs are a rarity but I like them a lot when they're more on the anthro/human side than feral.>>55916382>Arcanine>Ninetales>Zoroark (Basic bitch if I can't choose)>Lucario (Also basic bitch)>Umbreon>SamurottI also do their pre-evos often.>>55910291IF I were in the Pokemon world, I wouldn't be courtin' any of them as mates because they're not anthro.I would love to cook for a Pokemon though, that seems like fun.
Pump
>>55922746Dump
Stop promoting inane concepts. Stop sexualizing Pokemon.
>>55924864Kiss me already
>>55924864I sexualize you icetales
>>55924876he's male
>>55925854Cool
>>55916201>do you look at gay porn being straight?I would if I were a girl that makes gay slashfics with canon-compliant male pregnancy, but sadly I am not. Seriously why do foids love shlicking to homofaggotry so much?
>>55926471I've asked the same on /u/ whenever there's a girl into BL in a manga. Supposedly it's so they don't have to imagine the real world implications if they read one where they can't relate to the character's struggles or the "male gaze" that comes with it
>>55926471Because they like men, duhSame reason why men like lesbian porn
>>55905775Any real surprise?
>>55905963Somewhat a copout
>>55926699>men who like lesbian pornthose are just trannies
#001 - Bulbasaur
>>55927756A man of culture
>>559182181995 here, was Grovyle and PMD for me too. Discovering Rule 34 in 2009 changed me permanently. Crazy how this has infected multiple generations.
krokorok...
>>55928326I love that pic of him with dewott
>>55928336share?
>>55916382comp is for schmucks and i only jerk off once every week or two.>ninetales>zoroark>lucario>ampharos>typhlosion>umbreon
>>55905775Lilligant was my first, I thought she was very pretty and was approaching the correct age so one thing led to another>>55916382Ninetales, Serperior, Milotic, Lapras, Latias and of course LilligantHonourable mention goes to land form Shaymin>>55916800>volcaronaBased taste
>>55928484>land form shayminking you dropped your crown
>>55928484>land form shaymini kneel.
>>55916382>weavile>gardevoir>lucario>braixen>ninetales>absolwe fire/dark
i am still ashamed.
>>55928542it's the donut, isn't it anon
>>55928544It's got bedroom eyes.
>>55911485The one where Ekans is wrapped around her naked and tail in pussy. Ages old image. Not that other crap you mentioned.>>55926753A classic
>>55928361tbib.org//images/1418/7535218300f517963e8348ae0fc6e07ed5a56c1d.pngthe art is a little low qualityI was surprised to see it's not on e621 anymore
>>55928732it is kinda shitty and the e621 admins only allow shitty porn if it is nostalgic for them
>>55928772>"we removed your pictures because we think it sucks"Must be quite the blow to the ego. Wonder if anyone's quit trying because of that
>>55928772I'd like to see it redone by someone else, but I'm not paying
idk braixen probably
>>55905775There isnt a specific one desu, i just jerk it to whoever i perceive as hot
>>55910291Massive projection on that post
>>55919438Puritan propaganda with no actual evidence, gtfo
>>55927745In what world is that tranny behavior? If anything its more straight than regular porn because of the lack of penises.
>>55929073fags who need to "self insert" as they stare into a man's butthole while he plows their waifu
>>55929007like whom?
>>55929228Braixen, zeraora, zorua, furret, glaceon, etc.
Right around the time I first dipped my toes into furshit around the mid 2000s I also got back into pokemon. A potent mixture for sure, I blame this soft creature for making me take the feral pill.
Saving this thread
would let her stab me with a huge needle for science
Damn, y'all are making me feel old. I got drawn in by a Dr. Comet Gardevoir pic, then further corrupted in Pokemon furry forums, back before the Internet got homogenized into three social media sites plus Discord.
>>55911485Link to the first one?
>>55931415It's always wild seeing dr. comet get mentioned. His krystal stuff got posted *everywhere*.
NintenDoH ruined me. I'm not posting them.
>>55931415I didnt know he drew anything other than Krystal
>>55933025Y'know, it's funny. I saw NintenD0H long before my Pokephilia awoke and didn't think much of it, but now having gone back on it, I think past me was a bit weird for not thinking about it.
SEVIPER AWAKENED MY POKEPHILLIA AND HATRED OF CYNTHIA AND PEOPLE OF COLORS. I'M ALSO PLANNING TO GET OESTRO AND TRANSITION TO BE JUST LIKE ALDITH
>>55931415>>55931895Dr comet was the first furry shit I ever saw and liked. Damn that shits old now....
>>55934394Kek you sound just like her. Good job!
>>55934394Anon, why the fuck do you have an image of Aldi's from August 23rd, 2023?
>>55934400don't ask questions that you are not prepared to handle the answers to, mister Squidward.now get back to work.
If you reincarnated (born again) in canon pokemon world, how would you go about finding romantic partner, and how early? Would you give up on human world and live in the wilderness, or would you date only pokemon that were born in human cities and raised by humans? Would you try to hide it, or would you become an activist? You would be required to break language barrier to have meaningful romantic relationship (body language and battle bond is not enough), how would you go about that?
>>55934705I'd want to be reborn as a pokemonmaybe I'd date both humans and pokemon
>>55909146I follow the artist's Twitter. You're an abominable stupid niggerfaggot supreme. They're both male(male) and gay as hell.
>>55910291>autosaged into oblivion in just 3 days Stop being so god-damn cringe Chickpea/SantaClaus
>>55910291You have no futureAlso animal dicks are the best. Human dicks look retarded on 99% of Pokémon and I wish I could gas all the artists that put circumcised human cocks on lucario like the kikes they are.
>>55910689There's an artist that I commission that took a real liking to G-sun and the pokemono girls he draws is heavily influenced by it.
>>55930771i wishes shores dressed this wondfully fucking sluts
>>55927628Lokoko's human-sona is just an illusion in the end.
>>55934729>they
>>55934894Nigger.
>>55934729How can you call someone a faggot nigger, then in the next sentence admit you follow some random shitskin SEAmonkey that makes gay pokemon art Anyways both garchomp AND gayllade are trans coded pokemon. The dawn stone is a synonym for FTM trannies taking TRT
>>55934999post a fetiish garchomp you NIGGERNO ONE WANTS YOU NIGGER DIE DIE DIE
>>55935006No i will not look up porn of the tranny shark for you to masturbate to. It's a fucking tranny pokemon. Just look at it. Literally a big gay purple faggot shark that has faggy spikey piercings all over its arms and had its titties chopped off.
>>55913650How?
>>55935433Being a feetfag, the feet are in a very appealing position.
>>55934747>Also animal dicks are the bestNot at having sex. But they do win at ejaculating within seconds.
>>55935501Gonna entertain you here for a bit, but that wouldn't happen with pokemon. IRL animals cum fast because they are being constantly hunted and searching for food. Pokemon look way more relaxed and disposed to form communities in the anime, which are smarter than regualr animals. However feel free to disregard this logic and scream "shut up dogfucker" if it suits you.
>>55935453subtle footfags are good
>>55935528That does sound a bit like cope, Pokémon definitely hunt and it applies to many species. The anime won't portray it, because kids. But aside from dex entries, even PMD remarks at the possibility (Team Tasty). So that justification doesn't really work.On the other hand it doesn't mean that *Pokémon* dicks are as pathetic as animal ones. There won't ever be an official word on this, so feel free to apply any headcanon you like, nobody will be able to prove you wrong. Enjoy your r34 however you like, anon.>scream "shut up dogfucker"Love how /vp/ conditioned you into expecting everyone to be like this. Speaks volumes about the quality of the board.Anyway I'd love to have Glaceon pussy on my face right now, so I'm not going to call you that. Have a nice day.
>>55935501Don't blame the whole animal kingdom just because your partner is suffering from premature ejaculation
Discovering those Nicobay flash animations was definitely around the start of finding pokemon hot. I didn't find out until much later that Nicobay isn't female but by then I was bi so it didn't really matter.
>>55934705I’d live in the wilderness for sure. My wife Zoroark can hide us from the outside world.
>>55934705Depends on how born again and which Pokemon world.In general though, I'd probably start by trying to figure out which Pokemon are intelligent enough for human speech. Start with the obvious ones. Try to raise an Alakazam, Metagross, Ninetales, and Zoroark. Two of them are considered hyper intelligent, one of them is capable of understanding human speech, and one of them is literally shown speaking to a human outright. Go from there to find the lowest common level of intelligence which allows human speech. I'm not particularly interested in finding a romantic partner until I can confirm at least one of these Pokemon can do it in this world.I'd probably hang around the human world, but I'd probably feel a little weird if the Pokemon were raised by humans. Then again, I may end up raising my own lover by complete mistake with my previous tests, and it'd be a little rude not to accept those advances if they come up.Frankly, I like the human world and its comforts. I'd go find a little suburban or rural town, and settle down in there. If it gets too populated, I can always just move elsewhere.Honestly, I'm not sure about how I'd go about to find one. My own attempts have been fruitless here, what the fuck makes you think they'll be better there? I guess learning to cook would help? I know that a quick way to get on anyone's side, beast or human, is to feed them good food, so...
>>55936218nicobay is female too, crossgender magic autism
Him and Grimmsnarl both, plz tell me I’m not the only one
>>55937781based. trans character, trans pokemon
…. Anyway… I love troll/goblin boys so much
>>55937699and your first Pokémon game was sword. >>55937781
>>55936218Nicobay is a retarded character, his special abili8ty is to change genders. Basically, groomer shit.
>>55937929No it wasn’t actually. I’m an older zoomer.
>>55935501>>55935528>>55935625>>55935962If pokemon dicks were like animal dicks wouldn't they be prone to ejaculating really quickly simply due to having a really sensitive surface area that isn't the same as normal skin? The human penis only has the glans tip that's anything like an animal dong. Imagine being a pokemon and having a wiener that's nothing but a elongated clit that rests inside a foreskin pouch to protect it from the elements and combat so you don't get emaculated.That is my fetish bros. I want to jork off my lucario's sensitive peanits.
>>55938397cumming in 10 seconds is not my idea of sexual fun. also, how the fuck dogs clean their dicks with their tongue and don't cum? and you can't even fap as a dog. so much for that.
>>55938449Cosmo, Wanda, I want all furry porn to subscribe to real life animal genitalia biology to single-handedly destroy the furry fandom.
>>55938104you played through the previous gens with beautiful designs and ended up being attracted to ugly niggermon grimmsarl. you have a mental illness
>>55938474>fairy odd parentsyea, stop watching so much tv, dumb fuck.
>>55938522>I'm a cool joyless retard telling people to stop enjoying things on a pokemon boardwhat did he mean by this
>>55926685>male gazeI thought this was simply an idea confined to the extremely brainwashed, fresh in or just out of Uni, not most girls. MOST obviously like when guys they're turned on by or think are hot or interested in check them out so...
>>55938555what did he ZOOMER by this
>>55907072>never really cared for Pokemon at all since I was growing up between Pokemania and Pokemon GO mania>fap to pregnancy art on deviantart>find out there's a fuck ton of art for Pokemon and they're all pretty hot preggers >grow a bit older and realize it'd be even hotter if they were all pregnant because of me>get attached to Lugia in particular and almost pull a JustinRPG in my devotion for herThat's about it. I'm bi so my tastes soon expanded to males and now I have a preference for that. I only got into Pokemon initially with Silver so I could get my wife now husband thanks to faggotry and the movie he's in
>>55940176Based mpreg anon
>>55913629>satisfyingthat's exactly the word for it. masturbating to innocent pokemon being lewd is so fulfilling
>>55940176he's male
>>55940176She's female.
>>55905775Machoke, but have since given into baracat
>>55905963
>>55905780I guess going into a bit more detail. I've always enjoyed male Pokemon on human female as little me saw it as "less gay" if they were getting fucked by a beast than a human. Mawile was the first one I went "I want to specifically fuck this Pokemon"
>>55940184god how I wish that shit was real
>>55938701>fairly odd parents>zoomerretard
>>55908509Nothing reminded me how much of a degenerate I've become than trying out dusty's castle again.I used to fap to it all the time when I was a teenager but now it's just boring to me.
>>55911160Real
>>55944132Mpreg mons disrupting the ecosystem with their rapid multiplying!
>>55935625>Love how /vp/ conditioned you into expecting everyone to be like thisImp-FUCKING-lying that VeePee did anything to alter my thought patterns in this matter at all, when I'm the one who fapped strictly to on-model pokemonXpokemon smut at WildPokemon.net that was shamelessly mirrored from Pixiv without the original artist's permission the exact moment my dick was capable of jizzing since 2004, before any of these zoomoid borts plaugeing this God-forsaken website were able of anything other than shitting in their diapers, not that opinions from any retard who genuinely finds shitting dick-nipples more normal than anatomicly-correct reproductive organs will ever matter to me thougheverbeit. >>55919438t. An actual snail infected by liver fluke larvae >>55921394At least you still have a real soul, unlike any of the future human cattle good only for havresting spare organs for the Rotchilds born after 2001.
>>55938474>destroy the furry fandom.All you need to do is to remind people using Esix & F-list that their current owner Jan Mulders has made and sold beastiality movies in the early 2000's with a bunch of furfags who co-created his dragon dildo sweatshop - with funding from a literal drug cartel courier, who also was one of his best known actors and who never got jailed for it, thanks to ALSO being a spoiled trust fund baby AND a glowie informant on top of that..
>Jan Mulders?
>>559070721999; first game Crystal; first sexual arousal from Pokémon disappointingly vanilla (busty Gardevoir). I now greatly enjoy feral Scolipede porn.
>>55937699Not into Grimmsnarl but I totally get Morgrem
>>55946161Resident obsessive animalfucker, it generally pops up in these threads and starts having meltdowns because we're not as autistically sexually fixated on having sex with animals.
>>55905775None because I’m not a retarded furry dogfucker
>>55947130As someone in the know, Jan Mulders is the sender name on packages from Bad Dragon if you choose incognito packaging.
>>55947176Have you considered reading the thread before posting, retard?
>>55947176>>55947130Okay but what's with the bit about drug cartel funded dragon dildos, and what it has to do with poke`fuckery?
>>55947176Yes anon, I'm well aware. I was referring to the toolbag crying about him.>>55947542Well, the only thing I can think of is a site called "Jan's Mares" from way back in the ether and given it, e6 and bd all have something in common, feel that could be the reference.
>>55921834It was probably the Transformation Story Archive
>>55947907Nah, it had a lot of non-TF stories. It was someone's personal site. Hundreds of smut fics by them.
>>55907539almost the same situation except I want the fuckass spy lizard
>>55947686Close but no cigar dear Anon, that's just the powerword of the former co-owner of Python International, which is a name you should remember if you're an actual mareholic who didn't turn 18 just before Covid.>>55947542All I can elaborate on without getting a vacation once again is reminding you that KF users know more than they're willing to admit, which is why I'll never call them a freindly source of information.
>>55948068I told you before spastic, I didn't run in your circles and didn't go to the degenerate side of the 'net till this place opened up its pokémon board.The mind boggles as to what you got up to back then, to be so fucking paranoid about being stalked now.
>>55948396>The mind boggles as to what you got up to back then. My own memories mostly, because there's no way Toumal or Preyfar will ever admit that their website's forums used to host direct links to a popular animal fucking website back in the day (and how blatant the overlap between those pages was, so much that certain ultra hi-IQ users didn't even bother using alternate nicknames on the animal husbandry forum or still shared their FA users pages on it completely unprompted). Also no idea why do you insist to convince me that I'm somehow a stalker when everything you need to know about the existance of the furfag mafia is trivially easy to find even without KF's archival resources.I suspect that you only know about Jan'sMares because I had a brainfart last month at /acrg/ regarding how Clappistanis still want to make porn websites illegal to view without doxxing oneself to their ISP.
>>55905775None. I have a different fetish.
Vulpix. Seeing everyone gush over it made me curious, I found pictures of its penis on the internet and imagined how nice it would be if it fucked a Nurse Joy or Misty. I imagined Ninetales wrapping a human girl up in its tails and knotting them. Then gen 2 introduced eggs and breeding and it was over for me. From that moment on, human girls lay Pokemon eggs after being successfully impregnated and I got way, way too into the idea of human girls falling off the straight and narrow and getting impregnated by their Pokemon. The pictures by Mimolette of this happening to Kris and Dawn cemented this as a part of my Pokemon experience.
>>55905775I blame Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and Monster Musume for laying the groundwork.This Latias was the final push.I watched the Movie much later.
>>55950640New magneto lore? He wasn't a pokephile till his late teens?
>>55950243>this fucking old>yet this fucking young and incompetentFirstly, torrent clients and file-sharing apps existed when I got online, so I didn't need to hand out personal data to animalfuckers just to watch horse porn, I was able to cut out the middle man and get my copies. Secondly, you misunderstood me, I'm wondering how exactly bad your animalfucker forum behaviour was that you think I'm someone from there stalking you. Your psyche is deathly afraid of SOMETHING in your past, given you sperg out about it every time you reply to me.
>>55951249Genius, jannies will not be seeing this one for a while
>>55951249>femalegross
>>55951249Source?
>>55907539>98You’re a millennial nearing 30 years old. Start acting like it and fap to Gardevoir like a normal furnigger
>>55953817zoomer starts at 1996, sorry zoomer
>>55953840which is unfortunate for them because there's a stark difference between early zoomers and late zoomers
>>55953848No fucking kidding. There's a massive difference even between 2003 and 2006.
>>55953840this but specifically late summer / autumn onwards
>>55905775tossup between pokemon snap xxx bit from soopah nintendoh and milftails/vulpsis
>>55951176>mistaking a gigabased LatiasGOD with the cringe Magnetranny You cannot explain this level of illiteracy with just being a brownoid 3rd worlder anymore.
>>55951345 >I'm wondering how exactly bad your animalfucker forum behaviour was that you think I'm someone from there stalking you.I never stopped being a lurker on any website before 2019, so that's not what I said there at all. Don't you think you're projecting a little bit now? >torrent clients and file-sharing apps existed when I got online I know too, Lulz.net & U18hcan removing their support for eMule torrent links was the only reason I moved to trash after OG 8kun went under for good after the Christchurch.WAD playthru dropped on Facebook.
>>55955793>tranny You wish, future child mutilator.
>>55955811No because again, you're the one throwing out animalfucker handles like some desperate stalker, never mind assuming the only way to get animal porn was doing things as you did (again, fucking lol).>gibberish in reply to my torrenting commentAnd the wild part is I didn't do a tap to hide my arse, my traffic or owt from my ISP and haven't seen any consequences of those actions. So again, what DID you do, to make you so paranoid you're on a list and being watched?
Pokemon have human-like genitalia
>>55957026Klinklang looking on in disapproval.
>>55957031Animal dicks suck
>>55957026hot!
>>55957034The fuck kind of dick is a gear going to have?
>>55957074nothing at allelectrostimulation is enough
>>55957026>>55957034Based and agreed
>>55957034If it's something like Gardevoir, sure. If you're putting human dicks on shit like Lucario though you're just a freak
>>55957687Lucario has a human dick complete with foreskin
>>55957710Even the females?
>>55958140yes but inside them, sometimes
>>55958410giwtwm specifically the celebi
And you fuckers wonder why these threads keep getting shoved to /trash/.
>>55958464this thread is about to die, anon
>>55958464Seems pretty tame by /mlp/ (another blue board) standards.
>>55958545Someone mentioned they were curious why there wasn't just a dedicated pokephilia general on /vp/ at this point.>>55958561/mlp/ isn't a /v/ board.
>>55958724>foreskindisgusting
>>55917614how the fuck is a Lopunny underage? retard
>>55959130Battle genius evolved shortly after hatching
