she has the face of a 12 year old
>>20460078malnutriton delays the onset of puberty
>>20460122Wow recreating the average fast food worker on tiktok. Truly gen z will save us by increasing culinary skill.
>>20460072That stove top isn't even on.
>>20460093zesty alarm go BRRAAAAAAAAM
>>20460080You must be a zoomer. Not everyone ages like shit.
>>20460072>greasy>unwashed>indignant>camerawhoringgod imagine the smell, and imagine the drama. but especially imagine the smell.
>>20460154she just finished
>>20460093>fondant disgusting. in the trash it goes!
>>20460072underage>@gbby_2010
>>20460218This board is non-incel only so please kindly fuck off >>>/r9k/
>>20460072is that the cerebral palsy pancake girl
>>20460267Just because I'm not a fucking sïmp doesn't mean I'm incel, sïmp.
>>20460281I have a girlfriend and she does 90% of my household cooking you’re still an incel lmao
>>20460283Thirsting for the OP bitch is sïmp as fuck and I have a boyfren who I cook for and he sucks my dick daily. And you can stop posting greasy trash.
>>20460288Shut up ESL and make my new iPhone lol
>>20460264Social media and smart phones were a mistake. Also recipe comment sections.
>>20460298>t. zero matches on dating apps
>>20460297you're wrong and you're a real dum dum
>>20460312I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the loud noise of industrial machinery haha
>>20460314to be perfectly honest I kinda like you anon, you're a good cunt. have a nice day and I hope to see around here soon.
>>20460276Such a fascinating food culture. I hope my country imports millions of these people soon.
>>20460220I'd finish all over her face if you know what I mean
>>20460301You got me. Never used one. I stick to kidnapping prostitutes at truck stops.
>>20460093I don't like fondant but that's a pretty cool design.
>>20460354I dunno anon I'm not sure what you're talking about. You're gonna have to be more clear
>>20460093you can literally see flakes of dried deodorant falling out of his armpit and onto the cake>3rd world/10no fucking thank you
>>20460406no you can't
>>20460424I can see them and I can fucking smell them.
>>20460425can you taste them?
>>20460427I'm literally cramming them right now, so yes.
>>20460122>plan to recreate a McDonald's double cheeseburger>makes the most basic fucking smash burger that looks completely tasteless>cuts the onions in slivers (style of McD's Qtr Pounder) >ruins entire thing by dunking it in nacho cheese What a fuckin retard
>>20460078Perfect.
>>20460078and she has the underwear of an 8-month old
>>20460267>IncelShow tits or gtfo
>>20460431I think you're being too hard on him. The burger looked pretty good. Now, the nacho cheese, on the other hand, that was disgusting and excessive. Won't argue in favor of that.
>>20460431Meh he ordered their baby shit burger instead of the quarter pounder, I hate food bait
>>20460276>>20460345Careful anon jannies get really angry in these threads. There was some african eating a monkey and that made the jannies spaz out. Same thing for some indonesian women cooking monkeys no gore or anything just cooking them over a fire.
>>20460072I could break her arm like a twig. This video is in essence what social media brainwashing has done to this planet. Scourge.
>>20460497butchering and eating people is not the same thing.
>>20460527Food is food stop being a cultural imperialist
>>20460072
>>20460529¥ucky
>>20460499cute, wish you include him carrying her for the crowd
>>20460122>uses gloves to shape them>takes gloves off to put them into pan, thereby touching raw meat and eliminating any effectiveness of the gloveshuh
>>20460422how many orders did he ruin learning how to do thathow many pizzas ended up on the floor in the outtakes
>>20460581Oh boy I can't wait to spill liquid chocolate shit all over my clothes because I squeezed the crust mid-bite.
>>20460581ah Brazil
>>20460089I read or saw a video somewhere, probably here, of the Chinese literally using house paint to color in their vegetables to make them look more ripe and appealing. So now we got Chinese niggas eating paint covered veggies, could explain some of the Chinese retardation.
>>20460072teehee look at my asshole while i make these pancakes
>>20460803Yes.
>>20460607Worth it.
>>20460499How come a retard who pours beer over his head when showing the cup is "empty" gets to have a sexy wife like that while I, a genuine alcoholic, has to sit here all alone?
>>20460078where do you live where 30 year old face you think looks like 12?
>>20460523Making the planet dance happily isn't all that bad, anon.
>>20460876just like in my hentai mangas
>>20460422Would /ck/ buy this pizza knowing it was treated thus?
cow tongue filters many people, including chinese
>>20460954>handled by a girlyes>a guyno that's gay
>>20460599Anon you should've learned over the last few years that the purpose of things like gloves is entirely performative.
>>20460924Her sips of the drink must be tiny. The cup's level doesn't appear to drop.
>>20460959You would have to be human first you unfortunately do not meet the requirements to pass
>>20460867>90 mns at 200°cNo wonder it's dry as fuck.
>>20460072My wife is cooking steak for me when we go away for summer holidays I can’t wait to get a blowjob while eating a medium well porterhouse with a blanc
>>20460977LOL (Lunatics Out Loose )
>>20460980Should've done a quick baking soda marinade first to tenderise the meat. He (male) dumped so much flavour on it afterwards that the baking soda taste would get drowned out.
best way to cut Iberian ham
>>20460876I'm sure the cleaning lady always goes around wearing nothing but a slip.
>>20460072get your ass away from the stove you hooah
>>20460876looks like geohot's fallen on hard times
>>20460868He's attractive and into man shit.
>>20460436what did he mean by this?
>>20460599Mixing meat and just touching it to put into pan is different. When u mix up beef our sausage your hands get covered in the slimy fat and it’s hard to get it off.
>>20460264of course shes underaged, we've gotten to the point as a society that only minors have the active lifestyle required to have a fit and slim body. all adult women turn into landwhales the moment they get some office job and start slamming the sugarly slop down their throats 24/7college-aged women only stay fit if they are doing sports, but women dont do sports anymore because trannies have pushed them out.>>20460581thats gross.>>20460992chainsaw blades are covered in oil, thats terrible.
>>20460072I need more of her.
>>20460867>>20460985these are the only 2 things in any webm thread I’ve ever wanted to cook. Think I’m going to do the chicken first, but with my mini rotisserie instead of a onion spike
>>20461124It rinses right off under hot water...
>>20460985why is this asian chick dressed up like that
>>20460959the part of tongue that filters me is that if you don't shred it finely enough you can feel the taste buds on your tongue
>>20461035$40 extra
>>20460505Mama
>>20460954The heat of the centrifugal force cooks the pie
>>20461337Nothing wrong with that, except Philadelphia cream cheese is overpriced.
>>20460797this is bait in the form of a video.
>>20461213I'd prefer my meat not to french kiss me while I eat it kek
>>20460406Lolwut
>>20460992is it cured or something?
>>20460876>my cleaning lady "Consuela"Yeah, and I just called Shlomo over to tend to the slaves.
>>20460924>8 family size buckets of cold chickenWhy? Why would anyone do this to themself?
>>20461459except she says she's low income then proceeds to use an entire salad dressing bottle on one meal. there are much more cost effective ways to make a similar dish and I don't think any of them would be as disgusting as this.
>>20461501no way that's real
>>20460072>farts on your pancake
>>20460976i think its a shadow, not the level of fortified horse semen in the cup
>>20460876Where do you live that you think that's attractive?
>>20461572I was asking you first where do you live to think that ugly chink looks 12
>>20460089Were they making pretend eggs?
>>20461521If it was all streamed in real time, then fair enough, but if every video is the one sped up like that it can be easily faked with quick cuts.
>>20461418Looks dry as shit
>>20460523Look how butthurt the incels get when they see a hot girl. Worthless faggots all of them. Never have any sympathy for incels or women haters. Never. They deserve their miserable lives.
>>20460924This has been sped up, no one can move or eat that fast
>>20461692>>20461521She has an abnormally fast metabolism. She has done mukbang live on tv, in Japan. It's totally real.
>>20461105her undies are poopy and stinkie
>>20461521It's real. She has a condition where her body does not absorb nutrients from food properly so she had to master the art of eating contest style eating just to remain healthy.
>>20461912I put your keys in a secret location
>>20461914Give me the keys, Rose.
>>20461952Not until you post the opposite of whatever post I initially replied to. That girl eats very little, I guess. Something like that.
>>20460093doesn't even look edible
>>20461960Not a fan of fondant, are we?
>>20460422pretty based
>>20460505
>>20461956That girl eats very little. I'll take those keys now, thanks.
>>20461418Why would you want cheese stuffed chicken nuggets? They already have a savory flavor.
>>20461981They are in your freezer, beneath the ice tray
>>20460980Your mom's pussy was dry as fuck last night until I showed her my Bluey underoos
>>20460985why does this hot bitch have the small,chubby hands of an abuela?
>>20460431burger was fine retard. Nacho cheese was an atrocity though for sure
>>20460093>No glovesPass
>>20460501Stop posting this
>>20462211why?
>>20461142>chainsaw blades are covered in oil>he's never used a cooking chainsawNGMI
>>20460264This shit is why I can't ever take the people seriously who call me a pedo for liking teenage girls with banging bodies. I mean those boobs and large ass belong on a grown woman, not on a jailbait. But my body doesn't know the difference, what can I do? I can see the boobs and ass but the age is something my body cannot see, only my mind can.This girl looks like this despite being underage, meanwhile my 18 year old sister looks like a fucking child with barely any boobs. My sister also has a friend who looks like she's in her mind 20s, despite being 18. It's all so fucking confusing.
>>20460607must've used a cooked dough disk to practice
>>20460122looks like a woman
>>20461448I shouldn't browse ck while brushing my teeth - too funny my man!!!!!!
>>20460959Nothing filters the chinese
>>20460976>>20460924the cuts she used to drink is when she leaves and puking it all out in the toilet
>>20460122He needs to fire his content director.
>>20461343I'm pretty sure she's an actual porn actress
>>20460803Show hole, kitten
>>20462206heh
>>20462213because it's ugly
>>20462544Anon a porn actress would know how to pour coffee
>>20460078Yes and?
>>20462476>>20461142merely a jape, i made it up. that tiktok handle i posted 404s and you guys didn't even check tee hee
>>20462805Don't say that I was using that post to justify my attraction to children
>>20462476>large ass
>>20460992mmmm chainsaw oil
>>20460959About 30% there Looks like shortcuts all the way around Would likely reject
>>20461981there's an xray of this girl on the net with like 28 burgers inside herlooks weird
>>20462823You're right, it's not very largeBut it's very nice, underage or not.
>>20460992I have a lot of questions >why is he cutting the cured ham with a chainsaw>why does the guy look so sombre?>what the fuck is up with his weird clothes?>why is he so careless when pouring the wine?>why does he drink the wine and do the "phuahhh" thing, is it cold?
>>20460264>literally younger than most social mediaewhat the fuckI've been alive for too long
>>20462805>>20462886another triumph
>>20462890doesn't change the fact that the internet is filled with 14 year olds posting themselves like that. wouldn't have been surprising if it was real.
>>20462886That's not old. If you're 40 you're younger than the publically accessible internet itself. 40 is only middle age.
>>20462886>1990 was 50 years ago>kids born in 2000 are old enough to vote in the next circus electionWhere did it all go so wrong broskys?
>>20462871>with like 28 burgers inside herEugh, how could anybody stomach thatMass vore is disgusting even before americans
>>20462206lel
>>20460868That's his daughter
>>20461142>>20462861You can use cooking oil for bar and chain lube. I know a guy or two that uses it anyway because it's so much cheaper. >>20462885Russia is the answer to all your questions
>>20462544>>20462760Lauren Phillips
>>20460218>greasy>unwashedSNIIIIIIIFFFFFF
>>20461999THEY WERE FREEZING COLD, YOU RAT!!YOU WEREN'T JUST HIDING THE KEYS! YOU WERE FREEZING THEM TO GIVE ME THE OL' MINTY KEYCHAIN!HOW COULD YOU GIVE A STRANGER THE MINTY KEYCHAIN, ANON?!
>>20460505Awooga awooga
>>20460264How am I supposed to know what faggot platform this is?
>>20460959what if you used the cow tongue instead to...umm...nevermind... o///o
>>20460220and so did I.
>>20463686go outside some time lmao
>>20464471
>>20464473
>>20460206I'm 35
>>20464471>>20464473>>20464475how do you shit all of that bread out?
>>20464489>he doesn't pinch his loaves
>>20460992what a garbage saw lol
>>20461776Perfect
>>20464489into my mouth
>>20464476You have to be 18 to post here
>>20464431this guy has been doing a lot of thinking
>>20464502Kek
>>20462206Hehe iswydt
>>20462823>>20462476as well as her arse not being big, her tits are hardly big too. fucking tard
>>20460581It looked sorta tryable up until thr squeeze
>>20464715Anon not every woman looks like Angela White, she is very curvy compared to the average chick.
>>20461337>paper platesI have no qualms with the meal itself, but why would a poor family opt to waste money on single use stuff? It makes me wonder if this is more a laziness thing than a poverty thing. Although there is a positive correlation between the two...
>>20461124>>20461167I hate Unilever, but Dove soap is great for most thorough cleanings.
>>20460122>>20460431Food has too many preservatives and what not to make anything close to fast food burgers. Five Guys might actually be the closest to a homemade burger.
>>20464777*Food at fast food restaurants has too many perservatives
>>20460581When your stomach ache hits critical levels.
>>20460422Just having some fun at work. I have no issues.
>>20462871I'd like to be one of them
>>20461418ITS RAAWWWW
>>20465147I would try this solely to sate my curiosity But really I can't imagine it being good or bad. Probably exactly how it sounds
>>20465147China's GDP not looking so good They have to start adding cheap shit like this to coffee as a trend
>>20462532not wrong theres no way the human body can fit all that food in and im sick of people believing it can!
>>20462805Unfathomably based.
>>20464760doesnt look at him, just walks off like a total pig when there is no more food
>>20464511it's good to do think before visiting the tattoo parlor
>>20460072>another 4chan thread about tits doing things
>>20464431fucken 6head overhere
>>20464431What's wrong with the shape of his head?
>>20464748Special occasions. As in: I just got back from work, made dinner, and gotta put the kids to bed while spouse is at his night shift job and I gotta get up early for work. But at least I don't have as much dishes to do.
>>20461485I didn't even know it was sick.
>>20464748I guess you didn't notice how ridiculously cheap disposable goods had become before the last few years' uptick in inflation.
>>20462871That's not how x-rays work.
>>20464734you need to get out more, seriously
>>20460072>woman can't make a omelet without shaking her ass at it.
>>20464431That nigga got more head than bill clinton
>>20465147Is there anything eastern people won't put spring onions in? I agree it's delicious but come on.
>>20464431
>>20461142>chainsaw blades are covered in oilWell you can, you know, never put oil on it and wash away the factory oils off a new chainsaw.It will run fine without the oil if you arent running it for long perioids of time and only sawing soft stuff like meat.Besides, you can use cooking oils on it if you want but it won't stick to the blade as well as chain oil.
Very, very slowly, these threads are healing. I hope that one day, the nigger that keeps spamming the same shitty webms every thread will realize the error of his ways and leave forever.
>>20465837yakubian phenotype
>>20460072God damn I wanna ram my dick inside that thing until it squeals.
>>20461333what is this I need to know
>>20461764KEK
>>20461535Yeah, if it was the level of the liquid it would overflow at 0:34 when she refills her cup
I love food and cooking (jerking off to hot women and eating fast food)
>>20460080>malnutriton
>>20464489Speaking from experience, it will look like ground beef.
>>20464748>It makes me wonder if this is more a laziness thing than a poverty thing.Its uhh, a mindset and people not thinking beyond 15 minutes into the future. But yeah families like that will spend $50 a week on paper plates, napkins, solo cups, and even cutlery to avoid 15 minutes of dishes per day. Some kids are too young and short to wash their own dishes so its just more work for the poverty parents and they don't want to (laziness). But its also them trading a few dollars for minutes every day. Its very dumb but for how cheap ceramic plates from walmart are, hell go to salvation army or goodwill or garage sales and they're practically free. Its the same mindset of people with $50k of debt while making $35k a year at their mcJob and they doordash half their meals for $20 upcharges to "save time" on cooking. Its incredibly stupid. Buddy of mine says he never learned how to cook so instead of wasting money learning how to cook he just orders door dash or goes to restaurants. Because wasting money learning how to cook would be too great of a waste. yeah.
>>20464744Sorry for the coomerbrain, but I find it unbelievably hot when an otherwise average woman has gigantic tits like that. Even better if they're fake but no bimbo nonsense going on beyond them. tfw no tradwife wanting beachball sized tits for fun. :(
>>20462097She probably already is an abuela.
>>20460072how curry is made:
>>20460497I think these kind of images should be banned from /an/ but not /ck/, hell, even cannibalism should be allowed here, cause this board is about eating.
>>20460122Lost me after drowning it in sauce and that pool of shitty cheese
>>20460122>>20467734Something about the way they rub the cheeto dust on in this webm gives me the heebie jeebies.
>>20467963my favorite webms are when people don't understand how cheese works and they're clearly struggling to get a single shot of them scooping it because it went cold
>>20466249or, you know, like anyone with a brain you run it with vegetable oil instead of chain oil when you're using it on meat
>>20460422Damn I actually clapped.
>>20464741>you're not competing with other men, you're competing for my solitude
>>20460867doesn't matter what people like this cooktheir disgusting fat diabetes hog paws make it look disgusting
>>20465147>it makes then lose their apetitebut it will let them gain diabetes
>>20461330>puts the pope yes bone in the kfn tubI am literally on fire.
>>20466102Wait I've seen these moves before So e skinny Minnie from China who looked like she was still in school
>>20461581Yes, China has a culture completely based around fucking someone else over to make money.
>>20460078yes, anon. female faces don't change very much before menopause.
>>20460581I'd try it.
>>20460959Meat is meat. And I will eat bones.
>>20467976My favourite ck webm is straight up gore...like that Kay(?) Cooking channel on youtube where she kept pouring oil into the pot forever, and this chick cooking in a dorito bag...
>>20460992At the price it is even if it wasn't coated in chain oil this is retarded
>>20460959>cow tongue filters chineseyeah, filters them into 40 different dishes. they eat it constantly
>>20460072how ironic with her eating disorder
>>20466274It’s not a nigger, it’s a gook/hapa/weeb with an actual fetish. The nigger webms tend to be amusing, as opposed to “gook bitch eats pig nose, live octopus, rodent viscera” with the same framing and pacing and stupid fucking gook eyes and retarded-bitch expressions every single time. It’s just boring, because weebs are dumb as fuck and predictable.At least the actual nigger ones are unpredictable, you never know quite what you’re going to get.
>>20468549What the fuck. How does someone have this idea.
>>20468674What the hell is that?
>>20467704The parts that get me are the aggressive stirring of the pot and the paper plate flipping. It's like they don't care about making a mess, in fact it's expected.
>>20468696I think the concept is called Walking Nachos, you take a medium bag of Doritos or Corn Chips, open it, then dump in classic taco/nacho toppings and you have a portable snack bag of more than just chips.
>>20468697Read the file name newb.
>>20468674>>20468697At first I wonder if these are giant winter worm summer grass 冬蟲夏草 (Ophiocordyceps sinensis), but that doesn't seem to exist, so I think these are Walking Stick Insects with the legs removed.
>>20466102man japanese people are weirdthey pride themselves on "honest work and good products/services" and then will start a restaurant or cafe and make, idk, serving food/drinks like their last priority
>>20460093and then half of it will go uneaten, sit in the fridge for a month, then get thrown out.
>>20468900>Stick Insects with the legs removedThat was my guess too but they're so damned huge.
>>20468674>>20468697>>20468900>>20469002>What the hell is that?>legs removedanimal abuser snacks
>>20468688old.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/
>>20468688damn that chick looks good in a suit
>>20461337She uses a lot of premade ingredients like salad dressing, pre grated cheese...and pesto? All of these are more expensive than raw ingredients and has unheatlhy additive. In a trailer, she can grow her own herbs and maybe even some vegetables at the window or above the roof if its' not too heavy, basils and scallions. Buy a whole chicken, save the bones for soup.
>>20468674Why are chinks like this?It takes zero effort to kill something earlier to avoid unnecessary suffering. Even if it's not "le capable" of suffering, it's still perceived as suffering by actual humans. They would treat animals that do have the capacity to suffering with the same indifference
>>20469134China is filled with so many scammers selling people fake dogshit food they need to see the animal wriggle to know its real
>>20468549I think there is a method of cooking things in thermal bags that are specifically made to not melt until a really high temperature. I feel like this is just infusing your dish with microplastics tho
>>20469111not surprising shes broke when she pisses away money like that.I'm a fat ass and even I normally get like 30 to 40 servings outside of a tub of parmesian cheese. Like no shit you are broke you are taking a cheap struggle meal you can have for 50 cents a serving and using like $7 of just dressing and cheese
>>20468688whoever made this webm has clearly never had a crab boil. their loss!
>>20469138Sous vide is a French cooking that seal food in a vaccum sealed bag and then slow cook it in a hot bath -- the plastic bag is supposed to be food safe, but ick, plastic. For boiling, I think I would have stuffed the cheese and meat and onions into an hollowed out leek skin, probably use leek instead of onion.
>>20469142i think he's talking about the waiter
>>20469236I think he's talking about the post the post below the post he replied to was talking about.
>>20461333
>>20469266THE KING
>>20460581this is the most disgusting thing i've seen in a while
>>20464734I fucking hate this woman and I can't even explain why. I think it's the way she insists on nodding after every bite that pisses me off. "We get it, you have an eating disorder"
>>20469332It's because you know you could never have her.
>>20469266but how does he get out?
>>20469134if it's not capable of suffering, why would you perceived it as suffering
>>20469365>but how does he get out?Breakfast of championing his way out!
>>20464431"Where do you work out?""At the library"
>>20469271 What is that yellowish drink in his glass right in the first frame?
>>20464431Nigga looks like the dad from The PJs
Another garbage webm thread circling the drain. Let’s hit that bump limit folks.
>>20469774Why?
>>20469808Because nobody has posted an IG name for the girl in the OP webm. Sad!
>>20469828sorry, not all of us are pedophiles.
>>20469832EPHEBEOPHILE, FAGGOT
>>20460122Why do people wear gloves when cooking at home for themselves?
>>20469635personification is a normal human traithope this helps your research
>>20460072I like how fucked her body looks since she's adapted gorilla movements to herself. Shovel butt and shovel face, nothing was lost.
>>20469865bcuz they're tryhards faggots
>>20469744Most likely supposed to be aged sake
>>20461572Brazil
>>20469744Jiro pee
>>20469071Thanks for the link. You should follow it and never come back here.
>>20464431Yakub over here trying out some culinary delights from his Caucasian creations.
here is a list of MD5s to filter :^)https://pastebin.com/zUYFnJT9
>>20470442Literal manchild
>>20470458:)
>>20469134They unironically believe that the more suffering = tastier meatI could not find you a more stupid people if I tried real hardchinks are bad news
>>20469828pedo detectedGet busy trying or get busy dyingnow, if you please
>>20470923>>20469134Ever hear the saying, boss abuse man, man abuse wife, wife abuse son, son abuse dog? Society in China is like this, everybody punching down, lead by President Pooh's example. I was from British Hong Kong at a time when we still had live chickens in the wet market, and we buy live fish at the supermarket, but we kill it first. The chicken, the seller will butcher it on scene back then (this was before SARS). Fish we bring home, put on cutting back, whack on head with heavy chopper. The Hong Kong I remember, we treat animals, children, foreign maids well, because our managers treat us well, because their bosses treat them well. It's probably different now.
>>20461099Damn anon on suicide watch
>>20461521All mukbang shit with giant portions is fake. They have entire production crews to edit and direct, and they don't swallow the food.Nikocado is real though, that blubbergolem
>>20466102I did hotpot once that had this cute lil nigga bring stuff to the table
>>20470642thanks
>>20470446I want that Lucky Lager sweater. Based prairie chad.
