You're at the cyclist cafe when this lady compliments your orchid collection.What do you do, /n/? Oh and she's 163cm and 49kg, all slow twitch.
>>1981075why are you like this?
>>1981075Imagine the sweaty after ride sex
>>1981075Athletic women have no tits (except the occasional weightlifter).
>>1981344Turns out "muh tits" is just fat woman cope, the female version of "who cares if I can't do a single pull up, pull ups are gay, I can bench this many plates"
>>1981344wrong i have some boobs at 16.5 bmi.
>>1981344>No tits>Big ass and meaty thighsHnnggg
>>1981075>tfw no fit baiku gf who bullies you on climbs.Why even live?
>>1981344>the occasional weightlifter
>>1981075That's a man.
>>1981277>Imagine the sweaty after ride sexstinky tuna down under. body odour would be arousing though.
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>>1981075>compliments your orchid collection.wat
>>1981075
what the heck is a cyclist cafe? she better want to smash some mid-ride gas station roller dogs with me or she's not worth my time.
>>1983037What planet are you living on m8?
>>1984621he's probably still in bed long after all the cyclists have gone home
>>1983031>>compliments your orchid collection.>watBALLS. She can see your junk under your shorts.
>>1981349Until she's over about two fiddy fatness can always be compensated for with huge enough bobs.
>>1985685gross
>>1981075I don't even remember what the original pasta was at this point.
>>1985717gay
My balls are small
>>1984621>unironically keeping your cap on as a fashion statementShameful.
>>1985730If i remember correctly it was a buff guy and the caption was "This guy slaps your gf's ass, what would you do?"
>>1982822fair, but worth noting that she's a top-level domestic pro
>>1985730something in europe about an abduction and/or murder iirc
>>1985685This girl could do with a bit more muscle, but she’s leagues ahead of even the fittest flattie
>>1981411what did she mean by this
>>1981344Female bodybuilders often get implants because cutting kills their tits so hard. Pathological muscle girls often suffer a similar fate, or at least try hard to make their pecs look like breasts.>olympic-style weightliftersPretty rare in my experience. Most female weighlifters are fridgemode chunkies. But I suppose it's possible since having a little extra fat doesn't hurt anything.
>>1981344peak performance>>1981353>he thinks 16.5 bmi is athletic>>1981359baste taste
>>1985679does it mean she wants to suck on them on step on them cause i'm down for both
>>1991060>bodybuilders look like cope machinesyeah well that's not surprising, it's always true regardless of gender and you can be a weightlifter without being a copebuilder, you know
>>1984621Total fixie death. Kill fixies behead fixies roundhouse kick a fixie into the concrete.
>>1993264Fixie hate is so 2015
>>1981353>>1991065BMI cope is for confirmed fatties
>>1991060The entire concept of a "Muscle mommy" is delusional. Bodybuilder women are women. Vain women who want validation, hence why they both want a roided up build but also big tits and long nails. If anything they're twice as feminine as normal women because they specifically focus on their lack of tits and motherly curves.
