The world's hottest contortionist, Nina Burri (Thread #3)Old threads:>>21928586>>21931434High res pics:>>>/hr/4823567>>>/hr/4837786
>>21949015love the stirrup leggings
i read up on this. is she considered a "back-bender" or a "front-bender"? i know that a lot of contortionists can do both but, apparently, they eventually specialize (due to increased flexibility either one way or the other) in one or the other.
>>21956719I don't even know what that means.
>>21956719interesting lol
"i've been having back spasms lately, doctor.""you don't say. what were you doing when they started occurring?"
>>21968157Do contortionists get back spams? Wouldn't it be the exact opposite?
>>21965015that's a nice pose.
>>21973405yeah lol
>>21948705This chick looks like female Michael Shannon. Jesus.
Contortion is underrated
>>21983143Had to look this dude up. Not even a slight resemblance.
She has no tits
>>21987492Several photos in this thread prove otherwise.
>Several photos in this thread prove otherwiseSo are you saying that C breasts are better than G breasts? If not I won't sacrifice breast size for flexibility especially if I know the girl in person she's @giota_tsirou but sadly I made the mistake of rejecting her because she had one flaw as an otherwise perfect female she's a social democrat supporting the political party that destroyed her country Greece with terrible austerity measures
>>21989418Why the fuck would you even jump to that conclusion? How the fuck does not having G cups equal "no tits"?
>How the fuck does not having G cups equal "no tits"?G cups are always attractive the only reason why they aren't very popular is because they're usually only found in fat unhealthy women and also due to the fact that they're so rare that it's extremely difficult to find beautiful women among them. But G cups are the most attractive thing in women after gymnastics of course so it's amazing if you can find someone who miraculously combines both traits. There should be a Guiness World Record with the biggest breasts found in a woman that's able to perform a handstand then she'll become famous because of me who came up with the idea and thank me by marrying me out of gratitude she's @giota_tsirou find her on Instagram
>>21991798>G cups are always attractiveThis isn't actually true.
>This isn't actually trueEveryone in this thread should agree that being flexible and athletic and doing gymnastics makes girls attractive. With that thing considered, shouldn't you agree that the breasts of OP are too small, if not for being a precondition for her agility which truly is impressive and sexy, while her face is also average at best? Aren't there other girls who can perform the majority of moves displayed here while being even more beautiful overall? She's supposed to be the hottest contortionist but I just gave an Instagram address for someone who could be her competitor if nudity wasn't taken into account. Send her a message and then she'll be grateful to me for boosting her confidence she's probably underestimated by many people including me for being fat but I admit she proved me wrong and it's a shame she doesn't have the guts to show off her amazing physical prowess to other people although I agree with her decision to avoid nudity since it destroys the dignity and integrity of other women violates their privacy and exploits them by turning them into a consumer product as if they're slaves owned by rapists who believe they can play with them as if they were dolls
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
>>21995660What the fuck are you talking about? Start a thread if you want to ramble about shit that doesn't make sense and has nothing to do with this thread.
>>21995775WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?AM I ARGUING WITH A FUCKING BOT?
>>21949022>2194902Elsa underneath the Grundig looking for silverfish...
>>21996037>matrix poster>confused
>>21997457Explain this joke to me.
>>21992541>>21996037>off-topic images>in an image dumpISHYGDDT