street food
Don't have any streetfood webbums shaved on phone bit bumping with random. Can we keep this one pajeet free?
>>5549008If your food looks and sounds like diarrhoea you're going to fucking get it. Just give me one pajeet free street food thread guys :/
>>5549005Who buys just one egg?
>>5549188Gay.
>>5549005I'll have you know that I only eat eggs when they have set in some fat guys crotch for a week before he hands them to me while he's having BM.
>>5549006again, this is too hygienic. I need the guy to throw up into the eggs or something.
>>5549007excuse me?! This is not 100% lard. Not interested.
>>5549011you can tell this is baby diarrhea because the consistency is so smooth.
>>5549498LOL WTF
>>5549494Again? This is the first time you've complained.
>>5549188>>5549192i hate this gay deconstructionist french food shit. i thought it was just some single woman in the first webm doing some foodcrafts, but it's just a french.
>>5549005How does he manage to keep them from going green sitting on a heat source like that?
>>5549498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G4Vfuk1dJM&t=20s&ab_channel=Movieclips
>>5549188>Can we keep this one pajeet free?you know we can't
>>5549859thats just garnish, deconstructionist food would be something like all the parts of a cheeseburger cooked and plated separately that when eaten together tastes like a cheeseburger
>>5549188
>>5549496i think it's dead monkeys/garbage
>>5551013wtf
>>5549012wow
Poverty thread
>>5549874He doesn't.
>>5549007>Draws the line with bones in food
>>5549188>>5549192That's not street food and I bet she even washed her hands.
>>5549012Isn't this literally the stone soup story, but modified to be Asian and obviously a scam?
Indian nood
What's with cars honking nonstop in these videos? Bit unsettling.
>>5552913
>>5553562kill yourself
>>5553884what, it's common there
>>5553884Found the jeet lol
>>5549008I swear Indian "cuisine" was just them throwing random different shit in a pot and cooking it with chicken for a thousand years and just figuring out what was at least edible via process of elimination.
>>5549494actually the seasoning he's using is dried vomit
>>5549005>>5549006I'm not a huge fan of eggs but whenever there's a huge pile of eggs like that I want to eat them all and they look like the best thing in the world
>>5549010That thumbnail gets me hard every time
>>5549008Designated...
>>5549005>>5549006>>5551879So many eggs;So little sense.
>>5551879how does he get out of there?
>>5549008wtf, I've seen the guy at 0:13 before in another video. he must be tge goyslop master or something. famous
>>5549010That's probably good for whoever likes it. She's hot too.
>>5551940The origin of the stones is made up, it's not made by fishermen it was a dish created in the time of a famine when people had spices but nothing to eat them with.
>>5556414yes
>>5554524lol
>>5556387Nigga, that's nasty. Just put the cake, ice cream, and cotton candy on the plate separately.
>>5556387my teeth hurt
>>5551940in the stone soup the guy pretends to use stones but he's really stealing chicken from the old lady that let the guy stay in her house
>>5556847it's not really communism it's nepotism, most of the communist government was made up of revolutionary fighters and leaders. Same shit is going on in the west.
>>5556279has to sell enough eggs to create an opening to leave
>>5552786Looked pretty good til he dumped it all into a laundry basket
>>5559569 >it's not real communism, real communism hasn't been tried yetsure thing buddy, now step out of the helicopter
>>5560268wow
>>5558555The raw cabbage at the end kinda ruins it.
>>5550931All those fresh ingredients wasted on garbade instant noodles
>>5549008>0:02How the fuck do you miss the giant fucking pot with your spoon like that?
>>5549010That pussy has crabs and deep sea creatures hanging out in there
>>5549188Too much white pepper
>>5550931Too much white pepper
>>5558555They're using gloves and cooking utensils and not getting their bare hands all over everything. what kind of street food thread is this?!
>>5558943
>>5556279 What do you mean get out?
>>5556387that's just stupid
>>5549005>meanwhile in the /fit/ restaurant.i heard Vince Gironda used to go there 36 times every day
>>5551879googoogajoob
>>5559569>>5560017>anon points out that many of the biggest problems in mao's china were due to causes that hade modern parallels in western nations and we are not learning the right lessons from china's failures>directionbrained retard interprets this as someone saying, "my team good, your team bad"Many such cases!
>>5556387>Hmm.... Why are all Americans obese, diabetic?
>>5562285>Turdworld poster> Can't afford this treat>Can only generalize and seetheMany such cases
>>5560268Is this halal
>>5560697Lol wtf
>>5556847https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_Asia#20th_century_to_present
>>5549008why the fuck do they fill their pots to the absolute brim? get a bigger fucking pot or cook less, like holy shit even children know this.
>>5560268is this how they prank each other in India?, offer your mate a fresh pile of shit and when he goes to smear it all over himself - surprise!, it was actually chocolate cake haha, no poo for you.
>>5562459yes sar, we can make it for you
>>5562469yes, interesting where their cookware comes from
>>5562484fuck that looks like hard work
>>5549005>>5549006Egg-scellent. If this gets out, it will be an egg-plosive growth in egg-xactly the type of food we want to sell.
>>5551018What do these people have against tables? Why is everything made on the ground?
>>5553884Implying there was some inaccuracy?
>>5558555Damn, that actually looks amazing!
>>5550931Wow, he has terrible form AND shit taste
>>5562482Horribly writtenConfusion remained until almost the end
>>5562484All those roasting all boiling hot dangers and shards of metal and not one pair of shoes.
>>5561419Stupid ass bitch, eating raw dawg shit.
>>5562112>it's not really communism it's nepotismAre you illiterate or just a liar?
>>5556328yes
>>5562484the west just don't want to work
>>5549006>all that honkingTruly a subhuman race.
>>5560268you know it is real chocolate cake because noone in India has solid shit
>>5563657The soup Nazi, Indian version
>>5555593Easter ptsd
>>5556279Why would he ever want to leave?
>>5562484>worked as a draftsman for a company that makes industrial equipment for food production>everything that touches food has to be food grade (and all the drafts must have the specification)>meaning that the stainless steel that the machine is made of must abide to strict regulations>the shop in which the metal is machined has to be compliant as well, down to the welding table>sirs will just throw random pieces of metal in a coal fired pot, cast it, and turn it by hand while sitting in the literal dirt>>5563845But sir the west are lazy sir
>>5564911Hell, I'm pretty sure that's just a fuckton of aluminum. No way they melted steel in that ghetto fire.
>>5551018HONK
>>5562112>guy says the "it's not real communism" line>anon points out the funny commie line>you go off about something else entirely
>>5556387>Look this place up>Was in the hip district of Ft. Lauderdale >Owned by some rapper>Overpriced and just meh ice cream>Closed down years ago cause it was just a place to get Instagram photos and not somewhere you'd go ever againNothing of culinary value was lost
>>5560607>got a lil crunch>satisfying crunch>raw cabbage bite to it
>>5563845if anyone in the west tried to work like this you would be hit with so many fines and taxes and probably arrested. you need a loisense to create anything, then the government takes half
>>5564911its not just random. It was fucking alternators and car parts with 100k mile-old oil caked on them. Holy shit...
>>5563870>Sar what do you mean? I don't hear any sound
>>5556279They have to eat all the eggs.
More eggs
>>5566900>>5566888checked, eggs are the most based food>but what about the cholesterol and saturated fat!you got filtered through your genetics, more for me
>>5563845Wait till Jews get into your legal system and we'll see how much nonsense you wanna put up with before you quit working too. Guessing the stench is keeping them out. A worthy natural defense!
>>5549005>>5549006>>5566900
>>5568960YOU JUST KNOW
>>5568960Nice
>>5550931Do they really expect me to watch 100 clips compressed into 45 seconds?
>>5568870Holy sloppa
>>5562689*want to shell.You had one job.
>>5563870they use honking as signals when overtaking and managing position in the mess that is the braphat commute
>>5560717>what kind of street food thread is this?!It's Japanese. You can tell just from the careful precision of his movements.There is (yet another) weird cultural thing in India where they try to do everything with "flair" (for lack of a better word)
>>5568870kek it just reminds me of Bachelor Chow from FuturamaLarge moist lump of food
>>5566305All the shit either burns or floats and is taken out of the metal as slag. It's not like some oil residue will survive at temperatures over 600°C.Other heavy metals may though...
>>5569880Korean. You can tell from the cup.
>>5563845They're literally poisoning everyone who eats out of their pots.
>>5569096You need to have an actual mental illness to believe that eating boiled eggs by peeling them is specific to your country
>>5569880Yeah, I'm aware, just joking. Japanese street food is legit. Worth a trip to Osaka especially since there's so much in Dotonbori.
>>5549192For you xxx
>>5571093is this custard or butter, it doesn't look like diarrhea
>>5549005this guy's face says it all. one day he's gonna snap and thrust that egg knife into his own jugular
>>5571099it's lassi
>>5571093Would you suck on the slop bosses toes?
>>5571144If you've ever eaten brown people food before, then you have without knowing it.
>>5549263It is for a snack while walking around you idiot. >uH wHo bUys oNLY oNE sAUSaGe?Someone buying a hotdog at a parade, dumbass.
>>5550931Seeing that accent come out of that face is fucking cursed.
>>5561419all that bacon fat too
