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>>5550880what the fuck, I want a Riley now
>>5550880isnt this a trap? i swear ive seen a bitch posted around here with a dick out
>>5551193well im gay then
>>5551193If she was a trap she'd be advertising some loonix distro
>>5550882Britney Venti?
>>5550880Awful posture
>>5550884I thought this was gonna be a psa for drugs or something
>>5550880i would like to make love to her
>>5551193>trannies when something isn't about them
>>5550880>chubby (needs to lose 10 lbs)>depressed voice with no energy>horrible posture (weak muscle tone)>fried hair at 20>tattooThat's gonna be a no for me dawg.Work on yourself honey and come back.
>>5550880Riley if you're reading this I love you and I need you in my life
>>5552426I would, but that was cool
>>5551193>>5551211Unfortunately it's a real biological girl
>>5552426A woman I used to work with had fetal alcohol syndrome but would always point out the flaws of 7 or above women that walked into our store.These posts remind me of her.
>>5552634so all of the flaws of a woman, and none of the penis of a trap? Sounds like a microsoft tablet.
>>5550880>>5552426>>>>https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydkqv2LHu1qkpoqxo1_540.jpg
>>5550880those nose piercings are so repulsive
>>5553170this ad is better than every one of the prometheus movies, they should have just made this and left it there
>>5550880>queen of spades tattoo on her left armwtf
>>5550880I have a slim pen for her 13" touchscreen.
>>5550880deepthroat
>>5550882so this is what a sony sister looks like
>>5551177I watched YTPs of this ad back in the day, thanks for the brief nostalgia trip
>>5553558calm down, kike
>>5551766Literally my moms exact shape but she's white
>>5550880>dimly lit goon dungeon>slouched on a raggedy sofa>one arm around her>hand fondling boob>cup in my other hand>her purple hair matching the liquid
>>5550880The type of girl you don't want to bring home to the family
>>5553497i never really got why people disliked prometheus, i saw it entirely blind (i didn't even realise it was an alien movie until about halfway in, so im not really a mega fan) but i thought it was a very decent movie in it's own right and it felt like a good prequel, especially on subsequent viewings after rewatching the trilogy, but as i said i'm not exactly an alien fan i just enjoyed the first few movieswhat makes it such a bad film to alien fans?
>>5552426>chubbyOk, incel. Have sex.
>>5550882I once had an Aphex Twin DVD that I borrowed from a friend that had a lot of their productions on it.This was one of them, along with Rubber Johnny and some music video about lesbian robots.
>>5554163>not one but TWO females coming to his roomKarl is a chad, and he didn't even give a shit about the smell before, based
>>5554199Man, I've seen this here so many times over the years and this is the first time I've seen it with both the ending and sound.
>>5552873>https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydkqv2LHu1qkpoqxo1_540.jpg>>5552672>>5554255>Objectively overweight female with outward signs of depression and fashion that indicates she is a social outcast4chan be like: "Sign me right up".Damn, those marketers making these ads really do know what they are doing.
>>5550880psyop
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>>5554495they were all Chris Cunningham videos, not afx
>>5554907immediately what I thought of too lol
>>5550880Tomorrow Microsoft will release the surface pro 10 with snapdragon x elite which will be much faster and most importantly supremely more efficient than the intel dogshit they've been serving up for years – finally a cool running, long battery life surface. Amazing. For people who just do most of their work in the browser and light office tasks, this will surely be a great machine.
I think i'm doxxing myself with this one
>>5550880Ads are aids
>>5550880I'd like to test her flexibility.
>>5551775Only thing "plus size" about her is her chest, if that.Almost feels like a 90s ad.
>>5554214it had silliness but overall good atmosphere
>>5552426i think this is what happens to women after too many partners
>>5554555three, to be exact
>>5550880I wanna give her my 13 inches
>>5554144this is actually funny
>>5554144It's so surreal to see white men depicted as scientists.
90s vibe, not pozzed yet
>>5555048Why are the women in these ads always fat now?
>>5551768>>5551770fat
>>5556091because only the fat ones pee or bleed onto their pantsu
>>5554266Is that real or satire of excessively "creative" children's food ads?
>>5555418>better call saul intro starts playing
>>5554568Now who's gonna clean up all that?
>>5551182Holy shit that was cool. Neuromancer tier.
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>>5556719That kid's really selling how delicious that burger is.
>>5551193I feel like you're talking about Rei Emi or whatever his name is
>>5554144Wtf, Linus worked at Intel?
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>>5550880That man looks like he does anal on the first date.
>>5551214>shitting on linuxwhat's up normie scrub. git gud.
>>5551193 Rent free
>>5551766 Built 4 Big Shota Cock™
>>5556541why would it be real, anon?
>>5551766what a babe
>>5555418Based mom enjoyer
>>5558601America does shit like that at times.I mean...they voted Biden into office after all.That's what watching US TV apparently does to you.
>>5551766>>5551768>Americans think this is "thick"She is obese. That is a fat woman.
>>5554139They are celebrating overpaying their taxes and waiting until the end of the year for the government to pay back the loan they gave to it.
>>5554145>>5554144>>5554143Intel used to have a great culture.They had competitions between interns from other companies nearby, specifically Nike. They'd show up wearing t-shirts saying "how hard can it be to make shoes".Next year Nike came with how hard can it be to make chips with potato chips.
>>5554158No Pepsi
>>5556092Decent vision of the future but like teleport yours today. A little excessive.
>>5556494In case you don't know, all these -mab suffixed "drugs" we are seeing on the market are monoclonal antibodies.
>>5556719Cant find tomatoes like that anymore
>>5551768>BOMBSHELL SKINNYkek no
>>5550880no one has found her @ yet
>>5554146That was a downgrade.
>>5555091I now know your exact location, ill be bringing you cookies later in the evening
>>5554199alright im sold on fruit-e bars
>>5550880>>5559266Might be @ene_pixv on IG based on the profile pic but I can't tell
>>5560249>>5559266>>5550880Disregard the previous post, it's Rilie Huntley / okaygnomie / gnomie
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>>5552426i also think that her elbows are too pointy
>>5552873>https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydkqv2LHu1qkpoqxo1_540.jpg
>>5550880Reminds me of my exStupid fucking cuntGod I miss her pussy
>>5555420Holy shit why did this make me lose so hard?
>>5550882ayy lmao
>hehe... Pendejos...
>>5550882the least inbred person from the British isles
>>5556620Nobody, it was an estate that was going to be demolished
>>5557115Poor Mr Lee, he's just trying to run the family business, attempting to keep that revenue coming in by working his salesmanship charm on the customer, and his wife comes out and just potentially loses that customer and whoever else she gossips to about them, is she stupid? It's her livelihood too
>>5553581Mine is slimmer fuck off
>>5553558they're appealing to the average windows user
>>5562932>single frame gif>"gif not animated"
>>5562989iktf man
>>5550880My wife
>>5555038what else is your reponse going to be? "oh actually I grew up in Japan in the early 90s and never watched lucky star" you'd be the only one on the whole website
>>5556652really would like to see this properly upscaled/enchanced with AI since the source seems lost
>>5565238what makes this a cartoon network sailor moon commercial?
>>5565278America actually, and no I never have watched that.Why did my reply upset you so?There is no need to be upset retard :^}
>>5550882>https://www.instagram.com/fionasaxtonphotography/This is her now.She was a wee dumbarton girl at the time.
>>5558761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWmA2xkVeW8>@igorschmidlapp6987 9 months ago>My lyric re-write: "I have Type 2 diabetes, but I'm still fat as Hell..."...>It's just an expensive goddamed prescription water pill..
>>5555113>Ads are aids
>>5550880it's over. found her insta. has a boyfriend. it's over...
>>5550880She needs to work on that posture.
>>5567967>baby barrel rollfunniest shit ive seen in weeks lmao
>>5550880She's not even hot
>>5566677I just delivered to Dumbarton for my job :0
>>5550880She screams BPD but I'd let her fuck my life up.
>>5550880>https://www.tiktok.com/@okaygnomie3/video/7300631820855463199Turns out this bitch is a literal prostitute kek
>>5550880Would
>>5570444I don't think you know what "literal" means, you fucking ape.
>>5570500Shut the fuck up simp, your crush is a LITERAL whore LITERALLY showing off her chest to the world for chinese money
>>5570578She ain't my crush, buddy. I never heard about her before now. I'm also not the one who decided to stalk her socials kek
>>5570596>She ain't my crush, buddy. I never heard about her before now...he typed while fighting off the tears of anger and despair after being exposed to the sad truth about his favorite bestbuy corporate e-whore from greere, south carolina
>>5570602>projecting this muchJust imagine being this angry because someone said you don't know what words mean (which you don't). Take it on the chin my man, and do better.
>>5553077Anon, a girl like this wouldn't even be remotely into you. You'd still rape her if you got the chance.
>>5570613It's just not fair, she looks so cute and quirky, like she's fun to be with, but she's just another e-whore. I thought she was different but she's really not
>>5570640never ever have to worry about corded head phones dying either.
>>5554143He got like 80% frosting
>>5556625You mean Snow Crash. And if you didnt, then read Snow Crash. Its way better than Neuromancer.
>>5570444So is there some link showing how I can pay money to have sex with her? At least see her exposed tits?
>>5570640>costs 5 times as much as a good set of wired buds
