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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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wish i was in osakas mouth

Your fortune: Average Luck
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i want to hug osaka
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https://youtu.be/jd0HOcIFsYM?feature=shared
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ayumu tongue
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IM A BBIPOLAR GIRL

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>game has well adjusted adults that will have sex for the hell of it

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>>11512303
The guy with the tattoos is called bo sinn. I love him! He is famous on the Russian internet even though he is french Canadian.
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>>11512303
now you don't get banned for posting porn in here?
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>>11512947
I do!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11512551
hi ruski

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11511004
he exgeavacet
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>>11511004
>>11511004
Yeah, although she has been seeing a therapist and psychiatrist since high school, it was only recently that she got the bpd diagnosis. I saw it in her personality for a few years beforehand.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11511004
wow haha you Sleuth !!!! you're getting close !!
one day you might have your own BI POLAR Girlfriend to have sex with !! :)
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>>11512396
jenny i want you to listen closely to what im abo- about to tell you c: youre wearing those tight shorts today again and the only thing I can ask you is.. are you pulling my leg here or something? what point are you trying to make with that attitude of yours? I'll have you know I'm a: a) perceptive b) clever c) polite person. women enjoy visiting with polite men because they always say "please" and "sorry I dared talk to you"
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>>11512353
wow. I bet whenever you talked, you couldn't help feeling all tense and pent up and constantly sensing an insidious wave of anguish overwhelming you, but couldn't pin down exactly what it was!! though then again with you being a mature and prudent individual, you wouldn't experience that because you knew what was going on. well yeah, you were able to determine she had the thing even before it was revealed

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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This shit gets me hype for the day

https://youtu.be/YI3pPGgTGQI?si=fFWBg_AOd20lIzYJ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11512387
WHAT IS UO WITH THAT???? KY SWEET PRINCE BU PLACEBO
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>>11512864
anyway you know what they say about pain building character
i beat my wife
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>>11512864
when i get pissed off and beat my wife and kids i do wrestling moves
i batista blasted my wife last time she undercooked the pork and then i kicked my son down the stairs onto some barbed wire
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>>11512864
i listened to it placebo was the band which made everyyou every me but the version on youtube which plaed after is the wrong version
alwayd so funny when placebo says that thing he says
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>>11512874
lol that made me smile
>>11512879
xd dude your wife made some iffy pork my guess is? bahahahhaah! spot on mate -do it baby do it- :P
>>11512886
dude if I'd thought you'd actually listen to that song I wouldn't have mentioned that one I would have named something more beautiful than that.. you're a cool guy! every you every me isn't bad I remember that song. are you ready for to have a le glorious saturday? :D

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AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! GOD I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES SO BAD THEY’RE SEXY AS FUCK OH NO I’M GONNA COOM SO BADLY BROS I CAN FEEL IT FEET FEET FEET FEEEEEEEEEETSIES I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE TO CONFESS! I LOVE DIRTY SOLES SO MUCH BUT IF I LICK THEM THEN THEY BECOME CLEAN!! THOSE SUCKABLE TOES!! THOSE LICKABLE SOLES!!! WHY GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR, THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE ISN’T FAIR!!!! I CAN SMELL THE SWEAT STENCH THROUGH MY MONITOR!!! HARKEN UNTO MY REQUEST MILADY, I PRAY THEE, SPARE ME BUT A SINGLE SNIFF! I LOVE DIRTY, STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS SO MUCH THAT MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS DARK SOLES!! ALL FEMALES SHOULD BE BAREFOOT BY LAW!!! WE MUST CULTIVATE SUPERIOR CUISUINE THROUGH YEARS OF FEET FERMENTATION!!!! THE MOLDY CALLUSES ON GIRLFEETS SHALT BE HARVESTED IN POWDER FORM VIA NAIL FILERS FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF FOOT CONNOISSEURS AS FINE GARNISH!!!!! THIS IS A RALLYCRY FOR ALL FOOT CHADS TO RISE UP!!! FEETS! FEETS!! STINKY!!! SMELLY!!!! SWEATY!!!!! DIRTY GIRLFEETS!!!!!! ONLY BY WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH EVERY ENVIROMMENT FOR MONTHS CAN THE FINEST AROMA, THE FINEST FLAVORS, BE HARVESTED!!!! AND AFTERWARDS, I WILL GLAZE HER PRESTINE FEET WITH MY MAN-MILK! MY BABY-BATTER!! MY PEARLY WHITE CUM-FROSTING!!! I'LL COVER UP HER ENTIRE FEET IN MY GLOP, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER SOLES TO HER ANKLES!!! AND THEN!! AND THEN!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT!!!! DESSERT IS NATURAL AFTER THE MAIN COURSE!!!! ONLY THE MOST PATRICIAN GOURMETS CAN APPRECIATE THE PINNACLE OF FINE-DINING!!!!! I'LL CLEAN OFF THOSE EMACULATE FEETS UNTIL THEY'RE SPOTLESS!!!!! OH NO NO NO NO.... IT'S HAPPENING!!!! I'M BEING MIND-BROKEN BY STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'M... GOING... INSANE... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


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this one's the worst like, i'm a footfag and it makes me queasy, i actually feel sorry that you have to see this shit because of people like me
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>>11512066
hote also you're a fake footfag but nice dubs
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>>11511717
only ladies have perfect feet ,man have ugly and dirty fingers and nails

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11511717
I don't give a shit to your sandals advertisement ,I prefer my laced shoes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11511953
Its just a comic strip, you sound like a 90s soccer mom

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mines, crafts, and mickers. what a treat... just b nice
- hard mode is hard
- verynice death plugin
- cute map arts
idk brah

>ip/rulez/info
https://microsounds.github.io/misc/s4scraft.htm
185.228.82.241 (java)
Port: 25565 (bedrock via GeyserMC) wutever that means
>u dont even need account btws. check it
https://github.com/UltimMC/Launcher

quioting myself bc i read stuff out when i type B)
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>>11512929
do you want to be the president of the [s4s] bed wars team president ?
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>>11512931
i am worthless at pvp and play bedwars three times. didnt make server bt no 1 else posted this ;p
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>>11512935
ok lets play bedwars some time

this game is so amazing I just learned about it the other day. I love watching long plays of it or having it on in the background.
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>>11512865
I played it only once and dont remember much about it, but i remember liking it a lot
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bitch thats a movie

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drink rogaine

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11512867
Comes out of a birds behind

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11512869
you eat that?
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>>11512858
for eggsample

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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I'm on a strict bread and wine diet
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wish I was that noodle getting slurped up

Your fortune: Godly Luck

anime if it was real
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>>11512906
do you think they will ever get laid
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Imagine waiting 9 long months to bring your new child into the world and it comes out looking like this

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>11512913
anime girl emotional opening scene anime girl hisopital bed scene slice of life romance drama anime girls absent from school at the start of the new school year
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>>11512911
I just hope they'll be able to live somewhat healthly
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I know how to solve global warming just buy one of these also learn how to swim you dumb fuck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Global warming isn’t real the earth isn’t a globe.
It should be called flatal warming
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>>11512895
I give you waterworld advice and you slap my hand
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>>11512899
Aliens aren’t real they’re just people from Minnesota
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>>11512895
did you see my thread about the real earth? secret earth
>>11512627
? it makes sense
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How do I solve global farting?

>be greek
>your name is literally Leonidas
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sup Leonard hyd?

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howe 2 make friendz 4 dummies ?
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>>11512811
that's their fault for assuming information, not mine for posting what i like.
i post pictures and text, not myself. pls understand
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>>11512827
but the pictures and text you post make people wanna use their penis on you.
You should be aware of that. Because you might see someone's penis if you're not careful.
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>>11512808
I can make it for you
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I wish I was that sandwich
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>>11512919
yes pls!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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How do I fight the yellow fever?
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>>11512882
As with other Flavivirus infections, no cure is known for yellow fever. Hospitalization is advisable and intensive care may be necessary because of rapid deterioration in some cases. Certain acute treatment methods lack efficacy: passive immunization after the emergence of symptoms is probably without effect; ribavirin and other antiviral drugs, as well as treatment with interferons, are ineffective in yellow fever patients. Symptomatic treatment includes rehydration and pain relief with drugs such as paracetamol (acetaminophen). However, aspirin and other non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) are often avoided because of an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding due to their anticoagulant effects.
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fuck a hot Asian bitch but good luck with the headache tryna get in her pants
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>>11512882
You have to imagine everyone is ASIAN GORL and then you will be happy that ASIAN GORL is disseminated

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11512902
Hopefully I can fuck her into becoming christian
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>>11512920
bitch gonna find salvation through this dick

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She ruined millions
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who?
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>>11512914
This is high tail hall isn't it?
God what a shit follow up.

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