E pluribus anus
is tonic water good for you?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
tonic water is like pure sugar lole. it tastse so good but i wish i could find unsweetened version
>>11511540Wut lore we annexd them from the states so we could pillage their oil lolAlso the sino-canadian ear saw the first use of 51t winterized power armor!
It literally fucking glows bro. Don't touch that shit it;ll make you gay
>>11511584what if I wanna be gay
>>11511388dubs>>11511403>>11511540who are you quoting?Your fortune: Average Luck
I am happy because everyone hates hates hates hates hates me
>>11511505i already know i'm not a beauty, who cares? it's like the weakest diss to throw at someone, you can see all of it coming from miles away, ugly incel virgin loser no sex lol never had sex, it's a diss for cheap whores: you just tell everyone the same thing, fat bald hairy greasy smelly bad breath nose picker dandruff eater cheeto finger booger boy HA HA, smell like shit smell like doo doo, smell like cum and crusty socks, ugly ugly no one loves you ugly ugly uglyYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
a lot worse than the original
I am happy because I hate society
all this polo on I got horse power
>>11511581
im soryri mosryr im soryr please
>>11511444I hope you will be alright
Womp womp *bang*
>>11511553Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11511555dude that is so fucking hardcore mannice trips btwYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11511563>>11511555lesbian fortunesYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
my partners dick is literally hotter than bbc,,,, ,,,the fact that my partner has a big throbbing cock makes me feel powerless,, i cant tease them properly if id instantly get hypnotised by itt,m itwants to rape me makes me feel weirdd,,, i sometimes forget and start teasing but then i get reminded and i just melt,, i need to be strong and fight the brat correction my partner placed on me,,,
>>11511840pikachu is too lame to sit up straight for long but can do constant thundershocms :3
>>11512234(which i also think is cude)
>>11512238lolshould i play ghost of tsushima pc
>>11511740Is your partner male and are they real?
>>11512618yes ghost of tsushima is good and for awesome ninjas
books should be ediblethis is a story about spam tamago onigiri
>>11511085restricting yourself to semantics and syllables?you miss the point of short emotive sentences
>>11511106you're not even tryingto make your replies haikusit's snowing on mt. fujiYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>11511068books are already edible, youre just weak
>>11511488edible dubsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11511488Cate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZkzyJly6k
i rly need the clip of momo-chan saying dog
>>11511086WAHHHBUFFET! (x4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPAce-BcH10
You're not supposed to be here, so you have to leave, nigger.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11508209-__-Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11508187Because they're not flat.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11508206*punishing niggersYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11508127>>11511518NYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>11512655ice dubs qt
Skovmoj?Isn't that for girls?
it's a phrase that gets repeated so that's how you know it has value
new idea double earth truth
secret earth
Rlly makes u thinke
If I had over 10 million dollars, I would start a non-profit company hiring software developers to continue windows 7 support for modern software and hardware.
>>11512419Googlel Earth does not even work correctly on my Windows 7 laptop and the IT Mexicans at my company just laugh at me and say "que?"
>>11512439Porque?
>>11512419why not put that money into developing a windows-killer linux, that offers the usability and hardware support windows does, and emulates windows programs flawlessly?
>>11512534Because ReactOS has been in alpha for 2 decades. We've seen that path and it will never bear fruit.
>>11512541with that kind of funding? I can't see how it couldn't. and look at Proton and SteamOS.
Yeah, you know what it isBocchi's guitar is black and yellowblack and yellowblack and yellowblack and yellowblack and yellowblack and yellow
Also black and yellow.https://files.catbox.moe/ozn5sr.mp4Your fortune: Outlook good
>>11512455It actually wasn't Gibson but lots of dumb bocchi fans thought it was and they bought up that exact model in droves and they ended up flooding used music shops just a few months after airing lmao
>>11512467Yeah, you know what it isno doritono doritono doritono doritono doritono dorito
>>11512554CRIME!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1cYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11512463watch out an elitist >>11512507lole damn copyright what a bunch of tourist noobs if I still played guitar I’d try and snag one for the low
WE SO FUCKING BACKK
>>11512478
>>11512478ilove this cartoon ^ _^Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>11512598I like the r34
>>11512614wtfe..0.0Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Ok I got a case of beer left wtf it's going for midnight Erm... Nvmhttps://youtu.be/7R1N-8SoqcM?si=Ii92tGB2VjYFUw1gYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11512444She smiles like a ghost-Ohhhh dead girllll
>>11512444Beneath the dead soul liiiiights!!! Yeaa ee aayyy yeaaaYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11512444Acid Bath is kewlMy 8th grade English teacher introduced me to them lolhttps://youtu.be/ZJ1XBE59e0w?si=k9tSx7ZhZOUsio7V
>>11512593I had a lot of cool teachers and I looked up to them Ugh my math teacher in12th was so fucking hot she was chubby with D cups and a face like Jennifer Connelly fuck....
I think I have a hernia my balls hurtCome to think of it yea I lifted up a 270 pound heater but I didn't lift with my legs I used my backDamn it. I suck