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E pluribus anus

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is tonic water good for you?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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tonic water is like pure sugar lole. it tastse so good but i wish i could find unsweetened version
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>>11511540
Wut lore we annexd them from the states so we could pillage their oil lol

Also the sino-canadian ear saw the first use of 51t winterized power armor!
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It literally fucking glows bro. Don't touch that shit it;ll make you gay
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>>11511584
what if I wanna be gay
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>>11511388
dubs
>>11511403
>>11511540
who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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I am happy because everyone hates hates hates hates hates me
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>>11511505
i already know i'm not a beauty, who cares? it's like the weakest diss to throw at someone, you can see all of it coming from miles away, ugly incel virgin loser no sex lol never had sex, it's a diss for cheap whores: you just tell everyone the same thing, fat bald hairy greasy smelly bad breath nose picker dandruff eater cheeto finger booger boy HA HA, smell like shit smell like doo doo, smell like cum and crusty socks, ugly ugly no one loves you ugly ugly ugly

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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a lot worse than the original
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I am happy because I hate society
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all this polo on I got horse power
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>>11511581

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im soryri mosryr im soryr please
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>>11511444
I hope you will be alright
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Womp womp

*bang*
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>>11511553

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11511555
dude that is so fucking hardcore man
nice trips btw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11511563
>>11511555
lesbian fortunes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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my partners dick is literally hotter than bbc,,,, ,,,the fact that my partner has a big throbbing cock makes me feel powerless,, i cant tease them properly if id instantly get hypnotised by itt,m itwants to rape me makes me feel weirdd,,, i sometimes forget and start teasing but then i get reminded and i just melt,, i need to be strong and fight the brat correction my partner placed on me,,,
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>>11511840
pikachu is too lame to sit up straight for long but can do constant thundershocms :3
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>>11512234
(which i also think is cude)
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>>11512238
lol
should i play ghost of tsushima pc
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>>11511740
Is your partner male and are they real?
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>>11512618
yes ghost of tsushima is good and for awesome ninjas

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books should be edible
this is a story about spam tamago onigiri
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>>11511085
restricting yourself to semantics and syllables?
you miss the point of short emotive sentences
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>>11511106
you're not even trying
to make your replies haikus
it's snowing on mt. fuji

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11511068
books are already edible, youre just weak
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>>11511488
edible dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11511488
Cate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEZkzyJly6k
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i rly need the clip of momo-chan saying dog
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>>11511086
WAHHHBUFFET! (x4)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPAce-BcH10
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You're not supposed to be here, so you have to leave, nigger.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11508209
-__-

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11508187
Because they're not flat.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>11508206
*punishing niggers

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11508127
>>11511518
N

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>11512655
ice dubs qt

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Skovmoj?
Isn't that for girls?

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it's a phrase that gets repeated so that's how you know it has value

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new idea double earth truth
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secret earth
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Rlly makes u thinke

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If I had over 10 million dollars, I would start a non-profit company hiring software developers to continue windows 7 support for modern software and hardware.
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>>11512419
Googlel Earth does not even work correctly on my Windows 7 laptop and the IT Mexicans at my company just laugh at me and say "que?"
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>>11512439
Porque?
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>>11512419
why not put that money into developing a windows-killer linux, that offers the usability and hardware support windows does, and emulates windows programs flawlessly?
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>>11512534
Because ReactOS has been in alpha for 2 decades. We've seen that path and it will never bear fruit.
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>>11512541
with that kind of funding? I can't see how it couldn't. and look at Proton and SteamOS.

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Yeah, you know what it is
Bocchi's guitar is black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
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Also black and yellow.
https://files.catbox.moe/ozn5sr.mp4

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11512455
It actually wasn't Gibson but lots of dumb bocchi fans thought it was and they bought up that exact model in droves and they ended up flooding used music shops just a few months after airing lmao
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>>11512467
Yeah, you know what it is
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
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>>11512554
CRIME!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11512463
watch out an elitist
>>11512507
lole damn copyright what a bunch of tourist noobs if I still played guitar I’d try and snag one for the low

WE SO FUCKING BACKK
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>>11512478
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>>11512478
ilove this cartoon ^ _^

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11512598
I like the r34
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>>11512614
wtfe..0.0

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Ok I got a case of beer left wtf it's going for midnight

Erm... Nvm

https://youtu.be/7R1N-8SoqcM?si=Ii92tGB2VjYFUw1g

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11512444
She smiles like a ghost-

Ohhhh dead girllll
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>>11512444
Beneath the dead soul liiiiights!!! Yeaa ee aayyy yeaaa

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11512444
Acid Bath is kewl
My 8th grade English teacher introduced me to them lol
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>>11512593
I had a lot of cool teachers and I looked up to them

Ugh my math teacher in12th was so fucking hot she was chubby with D cups and a face like Jennifer Connelly fuck....
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I think I have a hernia my balls hurt
Come to think of it yea I lifted up a 270 pound heater but I didn't lift with my legs I used my back

Damn it. I suck


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