Pearls before swine edition.
>>20438863sweet a kitchen cringe thread.
>>20438888Hes right about the knives though, most people especially old folks literally have butterknife tier knives to the point your best bet is to just find a serrated one and use it for everything. That said when I met my gfs family I just made steaks for everybody and nailed it because I'm not an autistic fag and I accounted for my audience and the equipment available
>>20438863Retard just can't talk to other people without spazzing out. Unless you're a freak using xanthum gum at home, just say that your egg yolk or whatever, is a thickener.
>>20438902How'd you cook the steaks?
>>20439488In a pan on the stove with butter, salt and pepper on the steak, rosemary and garlic in the butter and baste constantly. Simple as
I'm sorry to have to admit, but I, for one, miss Jared's $5 footlong. FJB.
You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station.What do you choose?
7up and funyuns
>>20415951Milk and egg
>>20437384B a s e d
Gas stations are a breeding ground for miscreants and trash. Only the worst of the plebeian underclass seem to fester at gas stations. Why else would you go inside other than to buy cigarettes or candy or liquor? Just buy your gas and go.
>>20437857we have convenience stores with no gas
I would love to go to Japan, eat some raw fish and rice. Thing is, I never learned to use sticks. Would the natives accept me pulling out a fork and use that?
>>20437979Fuck off chatgpt
>>20439038Good luck making ChatGPT write things critical of the US.
>>20433066I'm from a SEA country and I've always used chopsticks growing up, it never occurred to me that westerners can't use them. Once at a sushi place in Japan I burst out laughing when I saw this lady trying to lift a piece to her mouth with trembling hands! Rude but I couldn't help it. I had to look away immediately because I'm a non-confrontational pussy but I caught the embarrassed look on her face.
>>20433066Sushi is a finger food and chopsticks for rice is fucking stupid
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What do you eat at the ren faire?
>>20439112Based>>20439113Old nerdslop good. New nerdslop bad>>20439131I love them. I've been busting nuts thinking about a fat bitch who had her ass hanging out of her Santa elf costume since august
>>20439093I suck the sweet, sweet nectar out of the girl on the left's pussy.
chinese people lol
>>20439349>I suck the sweet, sweet nectar out of the girl on the left's pussy
>>20439501Based peteposter
burgers should have no more than 3 solid toppings and no more than 3 sauces
>>20438703If I wanted to eat sauce I'd eat tendies. If I get a burger it's because I wanted to taste the burger.
>>20438859taste my balls, nigger!!!!!
>>20438235a burger should have cheese, pickles, ketchup mustard and mayo.you can have onions too but at that point its a salad.
>>20438859You arent beating the autism allegations. Pathetic man-child. Go eat your tendies and leave the real flavor for the real men.
>>20438935checked
>paying a subscription fee for groceries
>>20439197It totally depends on how much you shop there and what you buy. My parents have the "executive" membership, which has a cashback thing that more than covers the annual fee so it's definitely worth it for them. If you're in a place with expensive gas the savings from Costco can easily cover the cost as well, I save at least $10 every fill up so it doesn't take long to pay off my $60 membership. It's also worth it to me just because I can get better stuff for the same money, though. Like say I need towels or pillows, I'm gonna spend the same I would at Target, but I get way nicer ones for the money. They've got a lot of food I like but wouldn't buy at regular grocery store prices too, especially stuff like jerky, salami, cheeses, etc.
>>20439197Nobody really goes to Costco to save money unless you have extreme self control.
>>20439215I've been getting the Walmart Wranglers myself, not the Rustlers but the $22ish ones. I avoid the place like the plague myself otherwise, only set foot in there maybe twice a year when I absolutely need something like those jeans that I can't really get anywhere else.
>>20439197Did you actually bother to read the thread? There were multiple examples of the math given.
>>20433915its worth it for costco optical alone in my case. They haven't fucked up any of my lenses in 10 years, but every other pair i'd get would be fucked from other shitty places. Also stocking up on cheap hamburger 10 pounds at a time is great.
I don’t like the idea of breakfast.Waking up from sleep with instantly available food that you didn’t have to hunt and kill.Breakfast breeds arrogance and laziness.I will not eat until work has been done.Instead, I start my day with hunger and memories.My path to the top wasn’t a straight line.There have been bumps in the road.Tears.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>20439468kek, based
>>20439363>>20439369>>20439374>>20439379Indians
>>20439217>Id trust a man who would beat a girl over a simpYo man I'm sorry your parents had such a shit relationship but you should idolize men who are able to form and maintain healthy relationships where they are able to garner and nurture mutual respect. Having women live in constant terror of you isn't going to give you the love and fulfillment all human beings so desperately crave. Same goes for being a simp, she won't love you there either because you fail to garner respect, love, trust, and admiration. Why would you choose one wrong way to live over another when they are both wrong and will both leave your spirit dull and empty inside.A real man knows how to love and respect his woman while also being respectable. A real man is a real father, someone his son can be proud of and seek to emulate because he sees how much his mother adores and genuinely loves him for being the healthy, strong, powerful role model that he is. Being a good person isn't easy, but it is the most rewarding path to take.
>>20439480There's a video out there where this one tate fan sniffs his seat after he gets up from it like he's trying to smell his farts.Do you really wanna associate with people like this?
>>20439508It's rare to see someone talk sense here. Stay strong anon, you're on the right path.
The dinner. Sushi consisting of smoked rainbow trout, carp roe, wasabi, avocado, spicy mayo, and pickled ginger. Keep it or need it?
habeeb it
What do my fellow wagecagers bring for lunch when all that's available is a fridge and microwave?
>>20438832I know those kinda people. I brought some blairs mega death to work and my coworker wanted to try it. i said "just use a toothpick first" but he poured it on his food, cried, and was in the bathroom all night. Another guy almost shit himself on one of those $1 marie sharps or whatever airplane bottles
>>20438842>"McChicken Sauce" It's mayonnaise you blatant retard. And they would only call you "three for free" to mock you for being such a dumbfuck weirdo. You're entire story is fucking pathetic.
>arborist>bring lunch into the tree>eat lunch in a tree like a monke
>>204394909/0
>>20439463usually ceasar, but sometimes garden. if its not a salad its like a bagel or a yogurt. i dont usually eat much in the middle of the day.
If youre a real man this is the only fucking thing youll eat in your life. I literally dont eat anything else, its also cheap as fuck.
>>20438780Gorbys = Red n Yellow, like USSR flagBillys: Red, White n blue, like US flag.
>>20437500based where you live providing the cheap gorbys>>20438816you take that backgorbysbros are we just gonna take this slander?
hello im gorb and id like to tell you about the cinco boy
>>20439493"Gorbysbros" lack the strength to do anything except curl up in a ball after shitting their brains out on the hallway carpet trying to get to the bathroom.
>>20439511>he's a gutleteveryone point and laughdo you want some plain white rice and prunes, gutlet?
Realistically, between rising suburban commercial rents and rising fast food costs, is there a future for chains like Applebee's?
This shit tastes like pre-made soggy cereal yet it’s so fucking goodWhat the fuck is this Britain This is a cereal thread
>>20439506
Are there seriously people out there who hate pepperoni pizza?
>>20439121Oh, goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuq11Ufl8g8(it's scared of sunlight)
>>20439130oh wow that is pretty much spot-on.picrel is more my style
>>20439152>space balls
>>20439011I discreetly also prefer sausage pizza, veritably.
>>20436995Only if it has diced pepperoni do I hate it.
How do you eat your oats?
>>20439013In cold milk like normal cereal, no cook or soak time, with some mixed nuts and banana or chocolate syrup. Mogs. Cooking and overnight are both memes
>>20439013They get creamy and pleasant to eat just with the starch from the oats that thickens the water. No reason to add dairy. I dont want to start the day with fats.
>>20439358based fiber enjoyer
>>20439013Eat the horse that ate the oats.
milk, banana, walnuts, salt
