Human on Pokemon relationships are the purest form of love
>>55905816this nigga is zesty. he plays for the other team. he got a spring in his step
>>55901105Imagine wanting permission from other people. That's cucked.
>>55905816>mabosstiff and scyther down therelmao
What do you mean "he"?
>>55906060based autism
>clearly looks and talks like a 6 year old >works in a job alongside adults>is 9 Why? If the joke is that she’s older than she looks 9 isn’t old enough for the joke to work since it’s still too young to be working with adults.
>>55905779My headcanon says Poppy and Hapu will not grow past their known height even at maturity.
>>55905370Idk I just think it's cute
>>55905809That's probably Nemona's fault, unironically speaking. She's the battle autist to end all battle autists that no one except (You), the prodigy of all prodigies protagonist can actually match and beat her autism to keep her in check for five seconds (before she further pushes herself to improve yet again, raising her bar even higher which is how she managed to canonically mog Kieran multiple times in a row).Geeta's probably fucking sweating bullets about how one of the most integral parts of the Pokemon world's culture is treated as a far more casual thing because they don't want to get put on Nemona's "BATTLE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" harassment hitlist, but it's not like they can just punish her either because that's ALSO antithetical to wanting more competent trainers if they're going to be punished for being skilled.
>>55905370She looks like she ____ _____ ___
>>55905370The pokemon world if full of young prodigies, red the legendary trainer Is 11, ash the world champion is 10 etc.
Spheal
>>55901842how will he ever recover
>>55905939With Rest!
>>55894486>>55897291Ugly fat shitmon.
>>55905950what the heck... he's cute !!
Typhlosion thread.
>>55901225there is no thing such as too bigshould be 2000 lbs fatter
>>55893477See >>55898960 & >>55899080.
>>55903471Thanks anon
no die
Which pokemon awoken your pokephilia?
Since "Just Waiting On a Friend"
>>55905775Deoxys. I saw the movie as a kid and it made me feel funny.
>>55905775Mareep. Always been one of my favorites as a kid then one day I happened to see this specific animation.before that I was a vanilla fag who swore pokemon fuckers were gross.
>>55905775The eeveelutions, and then braixen sent into overdrive
>>55905775nidoking!
'cause why not?Post best pikaclon
Take this
>Its hidden ability will be unburden so it can be twice as fast at doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGWho greenlighted that?
>>55906020Unburden is the least of it's problems with that fugly skinnyfat pear body
>>55906020Belly Drum will fix Sceptile
Rest edition>What are you running?>How are you running it?>How's your run going?>Are you doing a weird ruleset? And if so, what is it?>/nuz/ resourcesMostly outdated, but if I add something new it will have (Updated) somewhere in it. Let me know if there's something that needs updated if you have something to replace it with.>Nuzlocke infohttps://pastebin.com/8b3rHGuX>Nuzlocke generatorhttps://nuzlocke-generator.herokuapp.com/http://nuzlocke-generator.com/>Guide to running the generator locallyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Got party wiped by a wold Growlith that was two levels higher than my party.Ok.
>>55903882How did that happen? Was your whole team weak to its moveset?
>>55904583Wouldn't get in the ball used howls a lot, "couldn't escape" once one of mine got popped.
>>55904833RIP anon. For that reason it's helpful to have a Poke Doll or Fluffy Tail or whatever item lets you escape battle instantly-- no harm in knowing when to fold 'em.
Well, this is my first try on a Hardcore Nuzlocke, and I hope I don't wipe on E4.Decided to keep the Fearow, he's been around all game.
>Aggressively best girls in your pathHow do you respond? Let's discuss how much we Love Lillie!
>>55904081Same and for the same reasons
>>55905356I wish there was some way to filter every image that had this cancer on the eyes character
Sneeze Sheet EditionPrevious Thread: >>55796170FAQ: https://pastebin.com/MypNBzca
>>55905576ok...? I only care about how the cards look not about their rarity, do you actually care about the quality of the cards or do you just see them as dollar signs? (this is a rhetorical question, I already know your answer)
>>55902856egyptian mew
>>55905497uuuueerm you just don't get them if dey dont exist in murrican mmmkay? Who cares about these charcters or pokemon or the art anyway, the text is all that's important for a collector.
So why get so pissy that some westerner fans like collecting Asian cards? Is it all investor cucks trying to push their overpriced English stock? Literally don't see any other reason why how other people choose to spend their own money could get you so upset. That also goes for that retard trying to shame another anon for settling for a damaged copy for cheaper, why does that upset you? Should he have bought your near mint copy that's 100x the price, the one you only have because you bought it recently to flip for quick money? Fucking fake fans invading OUR hobby, genuine subhumans.
Japanese cards are the 1st edition prints. English cards are merely shit quality foreign shit.
ampharos :D
>>55903439Ugly fat shitmon.
>>55904015but enough about your favorite
>>55904247
he cute
I like Obstagoon. Do you like Obstagoon?
>>55904138I bet his long tongue feels amazing.
>>55904228It's cute when little Zigzagoon licks your face. He's giving you kisses! Same with Linoone. But with Obstagoon? Well, it's hard to say whether those kisses have the same innocent intentions as they did before...
>>55904292Especially when he forces it past your lips so eagerly, looking into your eyes with a feral, hungry expression while he violates your mouth.
>>55904321based...
bump!
>Feraligatr evolves at Lv30Goddamn this is wild! Why do we pick Cyndaquil again? I haven't even beat Pryce yet!
>>55905661>badass volcano badgerWould be sick pokemon design, honestly. Shame we’re stuck with a fat retarded eclair.
>>55905592That's a small Gatr here. Those things are like 7'7 on average.
>>55905592Sex with feraligatr
>>55905711>Meganium is irrelevantGame Freak being a bitch of cuckolds as always I see.Well at least what I'm working on gives underappreciated Pokemon sorely needed attention and yes I'm using shit from the games so Nintendo will have to suck me.
>>55905897gen 2 difficulty hacks already solved that problem
I enjoy Vaporeon, the best fishfoxcat there is. Umbreon is cool too, but Vaporeon is just the best.
Wet!
lets have a thread for the actual best eeveelution
Reminder.
