Plushieeeeeessssss!!!!
i look like that
I unironically want a Snom and a Ribombee plushies.
>>55840824Me too but with Meganium, Tropius, and Aurorus.
Why Lorelei
>>55840794I want charizard, porygon and sandshrew
>>55840794My wallet would burn up if I was transported here
>>55840886Because in-game for Fire Red and Leaf Green not only does she have a lot of plushies in her house, she buys more plushies the more you beat her.
>>55841013That's hot.
>>55841018We all need hobbies.
Which Pokémon has the worst plush?I think Delcatty is a contender.
>>55841051skeledirge
>>55841051this one is pretty bad
>>55840794I look like this and I say this
>>55840794your life dream
>>55841025Cool house
>>55840794Who the fuck is buying Metapod plushies? And don't say "me" you lying fucks
>>55840794How many Chinese sweatshop children had to give up their lives for you to hold a PokePlushie?
>>55841013is that a coping mechanism or to just show progression as the game goes on
>>55841434Metapod is cute
>>55841454Now now anon, not everything is made in China.Could be Taiwan or Indonesia instead
>>55841475Kek
>>55841455coping mechanism. I can relate>bf broke up with me>I think I spent $2k on fumo and poke plushes to cope with the femcel loneliness>tfw I will never ever find a new guy who's as good as my ex>accept being forever unloved by a cute guy like my ex end me
>>55841564>me reading this feeling better about blowing 1.8k on slop pokemon cards and material garbage as a reaction for being dumped
>>55841564>>end meI can do that
>>55841096lol
>>55840794Ivysaurs spotted!Hnnng
>>55841564Your own fault for cheating on him and thinking he'd forgive your sorry ass.
>>55840794I never cared about plushies, but I think I'd get that Farfetch'd if I was there.
>>55841051This bootleg mew is a pretty bold contender
>>55840794Oh no, the poorfag sharties will seethe and send this thread to /trash/!
>>55842128¿? It's just Lorelei needing a hug.
>>55841013That's neat and makes me feel bad for her.
>>55841051Yeah, that's a problem i have. My favorite plushies are not necessarily my favorite pokemon.
>>55842144I'll gladly hug her! She is my favorite
>>55840794
>>55840794thats how my gf acts
>>55841051this moltres is really bad. i had to pretend that it wasnt that ugly when i got this as a random gift.
>>55842144Does she have plushies of any of the trainers? Please tell me she at least has a plushie of Lance.
>>55840794I want sandslash, rhydon, sandshrew, nidoking
>>55841051Imagine seeing this in a dimly lit room
>>55841573total piplup death
>>55842144My wife. Her and Olivia both have plushies at their house.
>>55842727Both are older single women. Lorelei copes over losing to children. Olivia copes over Tapu Lele not letting her get laid ever because it finds it really fucking funny.
>>55841564serves you right for showing him your poor attempt at having a vagina
>>55841564I've done this! Except for the having a bf part. I've been collecting plushies of pokemon for coping
>>55840886>he doesn't know...
>>55841069i like it
>>55841434me
>>55841434Metapod looks funny, why notNow who would be buying shit like a boldore plush? Who knows, but there's at least one person out there that's happy probably
I have a shiny Rayquaza plushie and that's it
>>55841434You have no tasteYou have no cultureYou have to be buried alive right now
I don't get the appeal of plushies.
>>55840794>>55840794>>55840794>>55840794
>>55843481KEK
>>55841434You know, I was about to write a post where I yearn for the Caterpie line plushies, but decided to read over the thread first.Now I get to tell you to fuck off. So fuck off already.
>>55841096>kill me...Is this bootleg?
>>55843437They cuteI have one of my ribbon master that sits on my monitor and stares at me since I love the bugger.I also have the keychain version of pic related since vaporeon is my favorite pokemon and the transformed ditto plushies look retarded. He dangles from the ceiling.
>>55841096unfortunately no. I forget what merchandise series it's from
>>55843669wrong reply. Meant for>>55843592
>Scrolling through the plushies on the website>Weedle is the only one I've seen so far without a single reviewWeedle bros...
For me, it's the Saiko Soda plushies.I got [pic related] but missed out on Oddish and there's no way I'm paying 80 bucks for it.
>>55840794Bros...Its never coming back, is it?
Absolute unit
>>55840794Jaiden if she real
Plush are for FUCKING
>>55841564what happened sis?
>>55841564>I think I spent $2k on fumo and poke plushes to cope with the femcel lonelinessFIRST WORLDER PROBLEMS HUH SWEETY
>>55843689But I'm seeing a bunch for ~$25 with a cursory google search?
>>55843894Someone edit in the dead Yamcha crater
>>55843853She went out on a "girl's night" and the dude found out she cheated with a rando from the club because the dumbass left her insta logged in her iPad with notifications on, so the dude who stayed home found the messages confirming they had sex.
>>55843938All women are whores
>>55843938>>55843944At this point you're no different from women who claim they were raped, literally making up shit that never happened to you can play the victim. Shut the fuck up
>>55843964Cope, sister
>>55843964Literally happened to my best friend last month, they were three months away from their wedding. I just cannot fathom the stupidity of some people, or why they take advice from the loneliest most hateful people on their friend group the ones who egged her on were the landwhales with piercings, tattoos and purple/pink hair who have never had a serious relationship.
>>55844025>who have never had a serious relationship.Just like the seething incels here you mean?
>>55844038>everybody that doesn't worship me like the last cactus in the desert is an incel! I am so oppressed like taylor swift!Cry me a river, darling
>>55844038Exactly but we men shame incels back to their little basements but women take advice from them and end up ruining their own lives.It's as if a man who's up for a promotion stops going to work and gets fired because his neet friend said that a week long gooning session was better and completely normal.
good job /vp/ you went 70 replies before this thread went to shit.We're healing
>>55844045I'm not a woman you fucking retard, I'm a man in a relationship of 8 years who is fucking tired of the incels here crying wolf despite not talking to a real woman in yearsBut keep trying to come up with fictional scenarios that makes you hate women if it helps you cope with your lonely, although I recommend trying to become a better person instead. That would make you happier, just saying>>55844051Both of these need to be shamedNever take relationship advice from femcels/incels either
>>55844062I hope she cheats on you, stupid normal scum
>>55844066No she won't because not every woman is a superficial dumbass whoreYou'd know that if you'd ever talk to people man
>>55844062Yeah I don't know why people take relationship advice from the friends who have never been in one (always been pumped, dumped and blocked on socials for women and kissless,hugless incels for males) but it always ends up with their lives being worse off.
>>55844058You can start posting plushies again and get the thread back on topic.
>>55844069All my uncles always bitched about hating their womenYou won't fool me, normal scum
>>55844088>retard boomers married women they didn't like cause they thought they had toRetard
>plush thread>complaining about womenI don't get it
>>55844103>Retard is still in the honey moon phase and pretends his love is the true disney tier onePathetic cope.
>>55844105>plush thread>woman cries because their bf broke off with them after cheating on him>w-why are people complaining about cheating?
>>55844112No, it's not Disney shit, people who believe that are as deluded as the incels here and will never be happy cause their ideals of how a relationship should be is not achievableThere is no such thing as true love, but there's always people who fit together well and compliment each others flaws and support each other to become better peopleMost people don't want to bother to look for a partner that fits to them well and just take the next best thing, which is how you end up with cheating spouses cause they are obviously not satisfied with whatever they haveIt's really just that simple>>55844115She literally never said she cheated on him, stop making shit up
Let’s get back on topicWhat plushies do you have, anons?
>>55844128>she literally never said she cheated on himshe never denied it, very telling...
>>55844128you're absolutely correct, but don't expect the manchildren to accept that
>>55844139I have a Dialga plushie a friend of mine brought from Japan when I was like 15And I have a Pikachu plushie with a Rayquaza hoodie that I bought when I was in NYC
>>55844139I do have plushies, but I wanted to hate on women because they get easily butthurt by facts and truthSo their simps have to come and defend their busted vagina as usual and it is funny to see them try
>>55844152The Pikachu hoodie plushies are cute
>>55844153you do know that you will die alone and unloved righti mean so will i but just checking if youve accepted your fate
>>55844157I rather die alone than to be with a woman I can't even beat in the face because muh society pretends that's "too much, so go to jail".Game was rigged from the start for me. Men used to steal women from their houses here, now they barely even shout at them.
>>55844153>facts and truthin your imagination, maybe
>>55844163You tell them, simp! maybe one of those imaginary ladies will give you her email to have virtual sex with you.
>>55844162understandable
Yours for only $800!Kill scalpers, behead scalpers etc.
>>55844167countering my accusation of you living in your imagination by pulling out more imaginary scenarios isn't as clever of a move as you think
>>55844169Scalpers are the worst
>countering my accusation of you living in your imagination by pulling out more imaginary scenarios isn't as clever of a move as you think
>>55844201mad?
>>55841564>femcelNo such thing
>>55844151Manchildren? On my Pokémon board?
Wow guys, you made me laugh in publicBravo!
>>55843034Coping about what?
>>55844208Making imaginary scenarios in your head, my dude? :^)
>>55844223get out newfag
>>55844211You've never seen an autistic landwhale womanchild have you
alright this thread is beyond savinghope the next plushie thread doesn’t go to shit
How do you even buy one? Does Pokemon Center ship worldwide?
>>55844254I am brown and I bought mine in ebay
Just got one of these bad boys>>55844254Usually third party websites/ebay if it's no longer available through pokemon center or whatever. Even just googling can help find better prices.
>>55844242U mad?
>>55844287Why is it winking at me?
>>55844254AliExpress?
>>55844242Seethe harder
>>55844329>>55844352trolling is against the rules
>>55844341Idk but it's comfy to cuddle with.
>>55844250Juggernaut law. Jewgle it.
>>55843133kys
>>55844371Look who's talking
>>55841051Looks fine to meI love my Delcatty plush
>>55844419Based!
>>55841454Not enough
Plushies are great!
>>55843658could i see a pic of the keychain one? sounds funny
>>55844388>Juggernaut lawBro science
>>55844393Free them
Plush can't be truly part of the family until initiation ritual is completedhttps://litter.catbox.moe/qwazkl.jpg
>>55844494lol
>>55844494Maybe having a supportive girlfriend isn't so bad
>>55844494Honestly? Fucking based. I wish you and your partner happiness.
>>55844494I could never because I hope my future kids love and play with mine.My giant Arcanine will be the first thing to decorate their playroom.
>>55844433We will boil him soon alhamdulillah
>>55844613
>>55844476No! they must be protected from dirt
>>55844637Ugly mega
>>55843849>>55842712
>>55844642They're gonna suffocate, anon
>>55842819I never played Sun and Moon, what exactly was Olivia's problem?
>>55844665but they aren't air tight sealed
>>55844673She can't find a man, probably because she's really autistic about collecting Stufful plushies, or the other way around
>>55844688Then won't some dirt still be able to pass through?
>>55844692yeah I guess, but I put a ribbon in the bag so it is much less
>>55844690No, it's probably because she fucked every man on every island and nobody wants to settle witha washed up hoe
>>55844696Cool
>>55844697Cool headcanon
>>55844673
>>55844710Thanks
>>55844697We know it's Tapu Lele making it so she can't even find a short term partner let alone a husband. Again, just because it finds it funny.It's not that deep.
>>55844697Pretty sure she's a thirsty virgin christmas cake, not a used roastie.
>>55844725How does Tapu Lele have the power to do that?
>>55844642How dirty are you? Just put them on a shelf and dust them off once a month.
>>55844736It just does.
>>55844139Venomoth Fit/Sitting CutiesVenomoth Burger KingPoliwhirl Burger KingShedinja Yonayona GhostHisuian Zorua Yonayona GhostSneasel MofuguttoA cheap-but-official carnival prize MeowthA bootleg Chansey that looks funny
>>55844062You're just doing the gay American "fuck you got mine" thing where you get one leg up on someone and start treating them like they're subhuman and pretending it couldn't be you
>>55844757Okay well I don't remember that being inside that game, but okay
>>55844783What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not even American
>>55844417Making imaginary scenarios in your head dude? :^)
my first plushees
>>55844736everyone thinks Lele is more attractive
>>55844558lmfao i love him
>>55844741I am too lazy for that
>>55844808Oh... I thought there were more direct measures lol
>>55844803Hey I'm not the one who imagined me being a newfag lol
>>55844651wtf she's literally me
>>55844824>Laughs at shit that is posted literally every other day >NOOOOO I AM NOT NEW!so retarded and so fag
>>55844836What, am I not allowed to laugh at things now? You sound miserable, my dude
Bro got me one of these for Christmas, he's super squishy
>>55844347>AllahsexpressAnon I…
>>55844419This is extremely basedThanks Anon
>>55844613>femalegross
>>55844139
>>55845572Based
>>55845504VERY bad post
Does this count
>>55844139>>55844431this is my collection, my goal is to have all the sitting cuties plushies from johto
>>55845698Cute!
>>55845698Yes
>>55844412Are you a bot?
>>55845698Homemade love always counts
>>55846093i fucking hate that rat nowso complex
>>55844139I have the substitute plushie (small size). Was a gift from friends who went to Japan. Maybe some day I'll make a trip myself and burn a hole in my wallet.
Got this absolute unit in Japan. Best purchase ever, he’s a real cuddle bug.
>gfs favorite Pokemon is Espeon>she has an autistic tick where she wants a plush of espon to either have no drawn mouth>every single Espeon plush we've seen and searched for has a tiny little smile stiched on >fills her with autistic rage
>>55846668I understand her rage, the mouth is never drawn unless it's open. Either snip the threads and pull them out, or place it where you can't see the mouth.
>>55841455>>55841564Relatable>have spent over $15k on vinyl records over the last 18 months since gf and I broke up
>>55847644Yeesh, okay I will not hesitate to put my current purchases through now.
>>55844736Tapu Bulu destroyed a village because they built a supermarket in the wrong place. If Tapu Lele says "don't fuck Olivia or else", you listen.
>>55848034Oh fug
>>55844431My first thought was how good it would feel to jump on them. I miss being a kid with a bed full of plushies. Shit was so comfy
>>55844139No pics but still>Staraptor sitting cuties>Zoroark sitting cuties>Absol sitting cuties>Reshiram sitting cuties>Meowscarada>Meowscarada Chikara Tsukita (Fainted meowster keychain)And some others on their way
>>55848034Wait, did this happen in the games or in the anime?
>>55848196Anime, IIRC.
>>55848196It happens before the games, you use the ruins of the super market for Acerola's trial.
What is the Pokemon plush for the person who hates Fairy type, hates Mimikyu, hates Sylveon, and wants an anti-fairy type plush at all?
>>55848277Hydreigon
>>55848277I gotchu senpai.
>>55848297based
>>55848297Reasons why a trubbish plush would be my ideal for someone who hates Fairy type?
>>55848306Because it's trash, just like the person that would be buying it.
>>55848308I prefer the garbage bag rather than having a stuffed animal of a damn fairy type pokemon
>>55848297I wonder what Oleana's room is like.
>>55848215Okay>>55848263Holy crap, so that's what happened there!
>>55843938>>55843944Have you fags never wondered that if you don't have any friends or girlfriend is maybe because you are a bunch of feminine pussies?Everytime I see someone here ranting about women they are doing the most annoying shit women usually do: attention whoring, blogposting, overreacting emotionally to trivial shit and gossiping about social media.
>>55848356Bababoy
>>55848297Reminder muk and grimer are the natural predators of thrubish and garbodor.Also that muk and grimer are critically endangered species.
>>55848356Women like feminine guys so no
>>55843918>>55843894A shitty attempt was made
>>55848670Scale Greninja up
>>55848682Better?
>>55848688Fug yeah thanks!
>>55846668If it can't be drawn, buy a plush with a fleshlight mouth.>>55848688Hah, nice
>>55844393That Blastoise is gasping for air bro free him
Wish I could get a large Bronzong plush that weighed 16kg so I could use it as both a kettlebell and autism deep pressure tool.
>>55848845>autism deep pressure toolWhat does this even mean?
>>55848861I had to google it, it's crap like weighted blankets lmfao
>>55843694I don't care for Altaria but I love that thing. No, it's never coming back. You'll have to settle for some piss and smoke stained one from an ebay hoarder shack.
>>55848930Oh cool, haha
>>55844105>/pol/cel infiltration Happens far too often
>>55849207/pol/ website, sweetie
>>55840824>snom>not superior snome
>>55849208>/vp/>/pol/>can’t tell the difference stupid nigger faggot
>>55848501>Women like feminine guys so noIf that were true, those fags online would have women, instead of seething they can't get women (or worse, that women exist to steal *their* men).
>>558492274chan is a /pol/ website
>>55848810>himDon't insult my wife
>>55849247Do you think feminine = gay? Women like guys like the k-pop bands - guys who are well groomed and look after themselves. Women aren't into roidpigs, that's something done entirely to impress other men.
>>55849833>Women aren't into roidpigs, that's something done entirely to impress other men.And yet, bodybuilders have no problem getting laid... You went from one extreme to the other.
>>55849941> bodybuilders have no problem getting laid... roids give you ED lil buddy
>>55849954>EDWhat is that?
>>55849970>what is thatEither you're an ESL or an underage retard. I'll give you a hint 80% of muttrican ads talk about it.
>>55849987Oh, it means erectile dysfunction. Yeah, I'm an ESL, you could say.Then what about natty bodybuilders? What's your excuse there
>>55849954that's good, women complain that men are always horny, they even pretend to have headaches
>>55850020Your run of the mill softboy emo/scene/artfag has fucked 100x more women than any "natty" bodybuilder. Women love to be abused by emotional abusers (soft boys)>b-but muh musclesWomen always self report, there's a reason why Edward won in the twilight books and the roided wolf lost. Even with the power of the dogpill the roidtard still lost to the skinny emo controlling fag.
>>55850259I feel like there's some truth to this, but it's also obvious you're over-generalizing thingsMore muscles definitely don't hurt though. And more about being emotionally manipulative than about being soft, skinny or emo.So a roided manipulative assholes could also very well be on the same level
>>55850310*And it's more about
>>55850310It's how the brain works, people who are into bodybuilding have high T which means they are direct so they wouldn't even think of doing emotional abuse, lanklets and soft boys have low T and learned how to fight like women: shaming and gaslighting.
>>55850353That makes sense, but while they could fuck thousands of girls, they would never garner the respect of most men, for their manipulative actions
>>55841564I wish I had a femcel GF
>>55844494Doesn't load for me?
>>55850433litter links die
>>55841096Cute Totodile!
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