please help theres a man attached to my penis
>>11486197 >>11485484>>11486373 >>11485582>>11486288 >>11485636>>11484078 >>11482908>>11484785 >>11483613>>11486185 >>11485689>>11486402 >>11485674>>11484743 >>11485554>>11486422 >>11484101>>11486431 >>11478484>>11484997 >>11483445>>11483989 >>11484085>>11486401 >>11485840>>11485423 >>11483329>>11483319 >>11484956Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11486817>>11486827Triggered troons.
>>11486804hahaman wear dress and say womanman sickman depravedman make demandsman be insufferableman kill selfburied at troon cemetaryebin/chug/galos btfo:^)
>>11486818i fukd ure mum lelele
>>11487026See me after class
WAY-HEE!!!
Dotter
>>11486505Whites can't fucking draw.
>>11486967yapan be like: full a pedosamerica be like: heckin kill pedos
>>11486967You picked the worst example for anime. I actually prefer the second.
>>11486967I will translate this image for you from english to weeb so you can understand what is the true complain here;WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WONT WESTERN CARTOON ARTISTS MAKE THE KIDS SEXY IN THEIR CARTOONS? WHY DOES ONLY JAPAN DO THIS? WESTERN ARTISTS ARE LE BAD BECAUSE THEY WONT MAKE THE KIDS SEXY SO THE PORN FANART CAN BE REALLY HOT. I CANT JERK OFF TO WESTERN SHIT IT ISNT SEXY ENOUYGHthat's the translation, no need to thank me. I just felt like doing it today
>>11486991Thanks fambourghini
>bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo oh nonononono (nononono)>jingle jangle jungle i'm so happy in the jungle i refuse to go
>>11487021I sing this but I don't look like this
>>11487025Apparently, /qa/ lost.
>>11487027somehow, swaglord returned
>>11487027ok but actually it won doebeit
Imagine what that water tastes like bros...
>>11486929leaf
>>11486941so tru, taste leaf
>>11486841bitches refused to peg me, time for revengeYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>11486841Bet it tastes like syphilis
>>11486841Far right has the cutest face, white bikini has the best body.Your fortune: Bad Luck
I read it in the papers, I saw it on TVI guess there'll be one empty seatWhen I wrestle at WembleyI used to tear my shirtBut now you've torn my heartI knew you were a HulkamaniacRight from the very start (Right from the start)You were my friend. (You were my friend)I'll see you again. (This is not the end)When the Hulkster comes to Heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven)We'll tag up again. (Again, again)The world just lost another Hulkamaniac (A friend to the end, I'll see you again)I wish Hulk's love could bring you back againYou were my friend (You were my friend)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11486404lole
ITT: level 10 gyatts straight from ohio
This how we do in Cincinatti town!
>>11487009>>11487010bro forgor to post a gyatt :skull:
>>11487010Potato salad!
only in ohio ohhh
>>11487010I've been meaning to try Cincinnati chili for ages. Now that I know that it goes on spaghetti with oyster crackers on top, I have to try it ASAP. I mean, holy fuck, I get to piss off wops and beanertowners at the same time.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I finally figured out how my dream girl should look like!She's basically just the female version of myself!!!Haha, isn't this great?
>>11485983you disgusting autogynephile, do you have anything to say for yourself??
>>11486597No no, it's not autogynephilia, I don't want to be a woman myself. I'll love a woman who looks just like me but in female form~
>>11486891some people call this "selfcest" but it's a convenient way to avoid calling it what it really is: metaautogynephilia
>>11486921It's not whatever you said, because I don't actually want to be a woman lmao
>>11486939that's what makes it meta, (You) as a (Woman) is still autogynephilia
i am living
I would get it
im so scared
>>11486949I don't believe in bad people or good people. Just bad actions and good actions.
>>11486922You're right though. I should have been nicer or not spoke at all. And maybe trying to fix it is a waste of time because they have to see for themselves.
>>11486986okay, what would you define as 'good character' then??
>>11486986you see, i could clock you as an idiot because you couldnt go three posts without contradicting yourself. you cant use 'good character' as a descriptor and then say you dont believe in good or bad people. however, i know that people make mistakes and expressing ones thoughts through text losses a lot of information, and so i dont judge you for it.maybe that makes sense to you.
>>11486823>he wants me to be like his ex so i can replace herWhy did they break up?
is this catfish??Your fortune: Good Luck
>>11486585If you impregnated her would she lay eggs or not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jZZfBjZVc&pp=ygUaY2F0ZmlzaCBsaWtlcyB0byBiZSBwZXR0ZWQ%3D
>>11486900cude dubs
If you can hear me MY LADY NAMELESS, fuck your ugly mug im never going to behave come get me if you can bitch! I will kill ever cleaner you send me. You know i can.https://open.spotify.com/track/69KfZG6vjW1imGI5MyD4ZT?si=oTHqjbqUTFKQs2AwyvS5iw
fishy pussy
NIGGERYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
have a good stream nyan :3
>>11486869Daughter isn't it?
>>11486990kys freak
>>11486999
>>11486869What's wrong with her tits?
Find buried treasure weed,tequila,hydrocodone, room starts spinning realize you been drugged Wake up naked see this
>>11487002NO SHIRO GET UR MOM AWAY FROM ME AHHHH
Don’t you belong in a different place?
>>11486880ass belongs in a fractal vortex imo
Hi !!!!
It actually wasn’t really a random hook up either. He actually took me out to dinner and stuff before hand. It was kind of funny he said something kind of snarky to me so I was going to get up and leave and I told him off he’s like wait wait wait that was just a test cause I guess people used them for money a lot but it was funny he’ll never do that again he was like you don’t take no one‘s shit I like that
He told me he liked me because I was the first person that was not so easily impressed by him well, he had a reason to say that because a lot of women were easily impressed by him that’s why I say that
lol could you actually imagine if I actually dropped a Unseen thirst trap pic of JK looooool boy, hell that would be something else wouldn’t it?
Even if I was lucky enough to get a hold of that, I would never do that to him i’m very protective over him
AnyWho, y’all have a great evening ;)