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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11512396
jenny i want you to listen closely to what im abo- about to tell you c: youre wearing those tight shorts today again and the only thing I can ask you is.. are you pulling my leg here or something? what point are you trying to make with that attitude of yours? I'll have you know I'm a: a) perceptive b) clever c) polite person. women enjoy visiting with polite men because they always say "please" and "sorry I dared talk to you"
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>>11512353
wow. I bet whenever you talked, you couldn't help feeling all tense and pent up and constantly sensing an insidious wave of anguish overwhelming you, but couldn't pin down exactly what it was!! though then again with you being a mature and prudent individual, you wouldn't experience that because you knew what was going on. well yeah, you were able to determine she had the thing even before it was revealed

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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good morning donpatchinko
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>>11513474
come to daddy this psychiatrist think they got magical punch on the belly ,they like torture not natura

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11512396
you're amusing

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>midnight
>birds are already chirping
wtf
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write a horror story about it.

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vodka is reformating my brain...
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>>11513238
I prefer the cowe grass vodka
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>>11513306
Wutz dis

Lol my neighbor has a malamute and I got into a howling match with it (I'm mentally ill)
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>>11512954
Drink more it's making you smarter...!
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>>11512954
GRAB THE SNOOT AND GIVE IT A BOOP

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>11487775
"I HATE HELLO KITTY GIRLS
THEY ARE BPDEMONS AND HAVE DONE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO ME
HOWEVER, SOME OF THE BEST PISSY IVE EVER GOTTEN"
talk to me on the borderline personality disorder course here
>>11487960
"yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever"

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11490043
just got back from working away this week. Incredibly disappointed to see this thread still up.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>11512237
that's mostly cuz your nigger mother is being raped as we speak
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>>11511752
OHHHHH THAT ANIME IS SOOO~ SMASHING! IM GLAD YOU'VE SEEN IT
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>>11508577
COME BACK PLEASE COME BAXK IM BEGGING YOU WHYD YOU DROP BY JUST TO MAKE THIS ONE POST AND IMMEDIATELY BAIL ON US? PLEASE SHARE MORE INFO ON HOW TO DEAL WITH BPD DEMONS PLEASE
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>>11508577
DON'T BAIL ON ME DUDE DAMN IT COME BACK YOU! CANT YOU SEE IM STRUGGLING TO GET SOME INFORMATION ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM?? I NEED YOJR HELP

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cute girl doing girlie things
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suck on these loser
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>>11514056
that's not how this works
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>>11514063
Lol my penis is far from useless it's the only thing on me that does work!
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>>11514068
as if you have seen my cheeks

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11514071
it's as stiff as the rubber you force yourself to eat, if someone gave you a blowjob your cock would rip off

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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This shit gets me hype for the day

https://youtu.be/YI3pPGgTGQI?si=fFWBg_AOd20lIzYJ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11512874
lol that made me smile
>>11512879
xd dude your wife made some iffy pork my guess is? bahahahhaah! spot on mate -do it baby do it- :P
>>11512886
dude if I'd thought you'd actually listen to that song I wouldn't have mentioned that one I would have named something more beautiful than that.. you're a cool guy! every you every me isn't bad I remember that song. are you ready for to have a le glorious saturday? :D
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so asuka loves cock and she loves sex now ho but how do I have sex with her
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>>11513424
Yo this shit ending today like bro

https://youtu.be/zpTXVP2LXq8?si=ckXY4pJfEytufrhu
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>>11513428
whom are you talking to right now
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>>11514074
I talk to myself a lot lol
I consider it reciprocating dialogue to myself

Other people call it mental illness !

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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i really like hellboy the comic book and i want to share it with my esfores friends

https://getcomics.org/other-comics/mike-mignola-hellboy-b-p-r-d-etc-ultimate-collection/

its really spooky and there's cool art and hellboy is a cool guy. even the two movies by the spanish guy are good if you don't want to read all of them. there's two animated films, too, but they're hard to find.

hellboy is like an ebil raised by nicers
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>>11489631
welp, looking forward to hearing the answer to this
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take your napkin out -- wipe your sweaty brow
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>>11513448
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>>11513450
xd that looks like it belongs in the first silent hill game I love it!!!!
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>>11489631
okay so this question really calls for a multimodal approach. thinking about unraveling it's mystery

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If you ditch monogamy and heterosexuality you can just fuck all your friends and it's no big deal. Why would you want friends who have fences around them? That's a life without spice!
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>>11513703
i love SBaHJ lol i wish he never stopped making those and he finished making homestuck which was nowhere near as good
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should i join axis for ww3 or go rogue?
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>>11513728
lol. you're funny :P it is as they say – we've found an immolation cult (which is good) and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
>>11513734
potentially yah, but for different reasons. the dutch themselves don't trust the dutch
>>11513735
I couldn't agree more.. honestly I'm confused as to what options even remain on this absence of sweet bro and hella jeff that we're enduring D: perhaps an artist more talented than myself could take matters into his own hands

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>11513739
>and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
i hated britain so much.
thats sort of real; religious extremism, burning people alive.
also terribly scary.
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>>11513740
what are some examples of religious extremism you've witnessed

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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>log on to esfores
>Ctrl+F "ena"
>0 results

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11511549
ena is Mesmerizing
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ena sing a song for me my beauty queen
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AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARKKKKK ILL BE YOUR LIGHT IN THE MIST
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fabulous ena is awake
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ena is having lunche :>

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiIj_dcseLk

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How do I fight the yellow fever?
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fuck a hot Asian bitch but good luck with the headache tryna get in her pants
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>>11512882
You have to imagine everyone is ASIAN GORL and then you will be happy that ASIAN GORL is disseminated

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11512902
Hopefully I can fuck her into becoming christian
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>>11512920
bitch gonna find salvation through this dick
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>>11512882
ibuprofene now
ice bath later

:D
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>>11512953
omg lain haaiii :D
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>>11512958
how are you this fast?
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>>11512953
im so bored of cuntoids with their lain and oyasumi shitcrap animes, go rope
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on my run today had trouble breathing and started singing duvet it helped me finish

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>11514021
you don't bore of beauty in the same way you don't bore of breathing
it's an essential part of life

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Is it “cum” or “come”?
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is it theyre or nigger
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2/5 threads
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is it "cheezburger" or "cheeseburger"
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>>11513781
>>11513786
It depends on the flavor.
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cyum

like big warm potatoes
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>>11512292
Love a nice sweet pota, me.
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>>11512433
Two same numbers!
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Bobe
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>>11511893
This is the gayest thread ever, holy shit.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>11514035
yea lol

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This is /s4s/
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>>11513885
this is nice board

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>11513858
you mean to tell me that there's another way to view esfores
is it some kind of browser extension or something
are you trying to get me to join discord
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Let’s go this the goat
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>>11513828
I ain't no Buddhist.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>11513828
are you sure? for me it looks like some NSDAP parade or something


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