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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)11:33:53 No.11513392

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)11:33:53 No.11513392 [Reply]

How do I get a cute trad russian wife?

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)13:39:18 No.11513558

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)13:39:18 No.11513558

>>11513392
lame is a whore

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)13:54:06 No.11513592

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)13:54:06 No.11513592

>>11513392
are you like
projecting
you think you're cute?
you want somebody to make you their wife?
that is not easy to understand

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:17:04 No.11513954

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:17:04 No.11513954

>>11513392
ebay

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:57:52 No.11514277

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:57:52 No.11514277

>>11513392
>How do I get a cute trad russian wife?
BARBARIANS ARE COMING
CRAWLING FROM THE EAST,
(WITH THEIR) EYES WIDE SHUT
AND NOSTRILS FULL OF LONGING,
EPIC AND POWERFUL,
WILD IN A GROUP,
BARBARIANS ARE COMING
FROM THE EAST.
THEY'LL COME OUT OF NOWHERE,
THEY'LL ENTER YOUR STATE,
THE NATION OF LOSERS,
THE TRIBE FULL OF HATE.
WITH KNIVES IN THEIR POCKETS

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:59:15 No.11514285

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:59:15 No.11514285

>>11513396
Babushka dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)05:49:01 No.11512924

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)05:49:01 No.11512924 [Reply]

>be greek
>your name is literally Leonidas

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E-mail
05/18/24(Sat)05:51:13 No.11512926

E-mail 05/18/24(Sat)05:51:13 No.11512926

sup Leonard hyd?

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:06:07 No.11513928

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:06:07 No.11513928

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this brown skin = alpha meme is a bunch of bullshit

im a 24 year old italian virgin

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:08:08 No.11513936

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:08:08 No.11513936

>>11513928
extra virgin just like ur olive oil

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:15:30 No.11513948

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:15:30 No.11513948

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>>11513936
my only chance at life being a nigger

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:58:53 No.11514283

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:58:53 No.11514283

>>11512924
>>your name is literally Leonidas
>you are literally a sexy cat boy

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:49:50 No.11514243

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:49:50 No.11514243 [Reply]

do you like both anime and cartoons?

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:51:30 No.11514247

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:51:30 No.11514247

they r the same thing hurrdurrr :B

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)19:51:58 No.11514250

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)19:51:58 No.11514250

I don't like Western cartoons. I like watchmen and blade and spawn and carnage but in general western comics are lame

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:57:45 No.11514276

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:57:45 No.11514276

friendly reminder that "western" or "american" cartoons are really animated by Koreans

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:52:58 No.11514258

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:52:58 No.11514258 [Reply]

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

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new user
05/18/24(Sat)19:54:54 No.11514267

new user 05/18/24(Sat)19:54:54 No.11514267

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>>11514258

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:57:21 No.11514274

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:57:21 No.11514274

>>11514258
cuute i want to fall asleep with my face in her chest fluff

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:49:54 No.11514097

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:49:54 No.11514097 [Reply]

THERE ARE BEES INSIDE MY WALLS
FUCK BEES KILL ALL BEES
>MUH POLLENATION
FUCK PLANTS FUCK EARTH FUCK BEEEEESS

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:30:59 No.11514183

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:30:59 No.11514183

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I'm camping this weekend and the campsite has many bees who live underground. Each bee has its own hole. I guess they must be laying eggs down there. I accidentally stepped on one of the holes and filled it in with dirt. Later I watched a bee frantically fly around the collapsed hole for several minutes. Eventually it started digging again and found its original hole.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)19:33:28 No.11514189

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)19:33:28 No.11514189

>>11514183
Uhh u posted a pic of a. Wasp

I like spiders and ladybugs and bees they're cool but wasps can suck my dick

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:39:44 No.11514208

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:39:44 No.11514208

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>>11514189
are you sure? I think the body shape looks bee-like

Your fortune: Average Luck

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)19:46:59 No.11514234

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)19:46:59 No.11514234

>>11514208
Bro look at hie angular ant face

Das a easp-_-

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:53:56 No.11514262

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:53:56 No.11514262

>>11514183
>>11514208
I hate this creature
Thanks for your nice replies though desu

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)16:38:13 No.11513860

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)16:38:13 No.11513860 [Reply]

Why is 4chan so closet gay?

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)16:45:37 No.11513871

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)16:45:37 No.11513871

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)16:49:13 No.11513879

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)16:49:13 No.11513879

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:39:58 No.11514209

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:39:58 No.11514209

>all everyone does here is shit talk trannies and gays
>trannies and gays are most of what these people lust after
weird website.

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:40:40 No.11514213

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:40:40 No.11514213

>>11513860
it’s pretty openly gay

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:41:00 No.11514215

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:41:00 No.11514215

>>11513879
profound

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:26:20 No.11514051

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:26:20 No.11514051 [Reply]

https://voca.ro/13WWCP7z1NL3

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Garlic Salt
05/18/24(Sat)19:16:18 No.11514145

Garlic Salt 05/18/24(Sat)19:16:18 No.11514145

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...wait for it...

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:07:44 No.11513934

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:07:44 No.11513934 [Reply]

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:38:45 No.11514076

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:38:45 No.11514076

>>11514013
but are you a niggertalian living in nigtaly or a niggertalian living in burgerland?
somehow i strongly suspect the latter

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:41:14 No.11514080

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:41:14 No.11514080

>>11514076
he is the latter 100%

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:57:31 No.11514108

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:57:31 No.11514108

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>>11514007
My wife is Italian, and she hides it.
And also, several of her relatives are obnoxious and seem to think "Italian" is a replacement for an identity. They bring up being Italian i'm every conversation.
"As an Italian this, as an Italian that, as an Italian the other thing". No one cares, you smelly wop!
May as well say "as a Capricorn this, as an autistic person that, as a feminist the other thing".
Get fucked and get an actual personality. Really, no one cares that you're Italian.
You know how no one likes people that says "as a" before any opinion?
That's why it's wrong to be Italian. Because Italians ruined being Italian by starting every conversation like that.
"As an Italian. As a Piscis. As a Christian. As a Muslim. As a non-smoker former smoker. As a conservative. As a libertarian. As an atheist. As a millenial. As a member of the LGBTQ+".

You know what I'm talking about because you get it. You also hate people who say"as a" before every opinion and have no real identity, so why would you think people don't hate it when you do it? Forget you're Italian, grow an actual personality, and you may become interesting.
I think my wife gets it and that's why she never mentions being Italian. She's happy about having a Hispanic-sounding last name instead of an Italian-sounding one.

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)18:59:08 No.11514111

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)18:59:08 No.11514111

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>>11514108
I'm a Capricorn

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:06:05 No.11514126

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:06:05 No.11514126

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>>11514108
>bring up being Italian i'm every conversation
Fucken auto correction.
IN every conversation is what I meant.

>>11514111
There's no such thing as lucky, and those triples don't prove anything.

Anonymous
Scat Saturday 05/18/24(Sat)10:06:42 No.11513268

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Scat Saturday Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)10:06:42 No.11513268 [Reply]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)10:18:29 No.11513285

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)10:18:29 No.11513285

poob...

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)10:19:47 No.11513288

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)10:19:47 No.11513288

I don’t really care for it myself

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)13:17:20 No.11513534

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)13:17:20 No.11513534

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>>11513285
rui poob..

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)14:29:29 No.11513635

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)14:29:29 No.11513635

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>>11513268

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)19:00:12 No.11514114

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)19:00:12 No.11514114

>>11513635
lole

Yuji Sakai
05/17/24(Fri)16:41:38 No.11511629

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Yuji Sakai 05/17/24(Fri)16:41:38 No.11511629 [Reply]

lol

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:03:06 No.11513920

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:03:06 No.11513920

>>11512445
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:15:53 No.11513950

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:15:53 No.11513950

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>>11513920
is this a trick question

"Sneaking_Tommy"
05/18/24(Sat)17:48:21 No.11514000

"Sneaking_Tommy" 05/18/24(Sat)17:48:21 No.11514000

>>11513950
but the primeval archetype of mankind is a woman it does not make sex whatever types you name them
man by becoming males later still have to be a driving force but you know peeps confusing everything with meat like teeth ...and 1 is something two my buds is nothing

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

"Sneaking_Tommy"
05/18/24(Sat)17:54:39 No.11514004

"Sneaking_Tommy" 05/18/24(Sat)17:54:39 No.11514004

>>11513950
all which may make someone even more stoopid than you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:53:44 No.11514106

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:53:44 No.11514106

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>>11513920
both

Yuji Sakai
05/15/24(Wed)08:19:33 No.11506460

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Yuji Sakai 05/15/24(Wed)08:19:33 No.11506460 [Reply]

HE

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)11:17:20 No.11513370

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)11:17:20 No.11513370

DEAD

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:11:52 No.11514020

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:11:52 No.11514020

ASS

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:43:21 No.11514084

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:43:21 No.11514084

LICKERS

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)18:44:57 No.11514092

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)18:44:57 No.11514092

TYRANTS

King's
05/18/24(Sat)18:50:56 No.11514100

King's 05/18/24(Sat)18:50:56 No.11514100

USURPED

Anonymous
ITT MSPAINT 05/18/24(Sat)16:54:03 No.11513893

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ITT MSPAINT Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)16:54:03 No.11513893 [Reply]

post epic old 4chan mspaint images that you use to win arguments with

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:19:12 No.11513959

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:19:12 No.11513959

>>11513893
last panel is le literlely me while browsing [s4s]

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:23:24 No.11513966

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:23:24 No.11513966

>>11513959
same lole im menally lel

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:37:19 No.11513980

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:37:19 No.11513980

>>11513966
Dubs!

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)17:40:28 No.11513985

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)17:40:28 No.11513985

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King's
05/18/24(Sat)18:45:27 No.11514094

King's 05/18/24(Sat)18:45:27 No.11514094

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This one is my ace up my sleeve.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous⋆
Return of the Patch 05/07/24(Tue)03:38:14 No.11489455

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Return of the Patch Anonymous⋆ 05/07/24(Tue)03:38:14 No.11489455 [Reply]

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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crudehumour223@gmail.com
05/18/24(Sat)02:21:57 No.11512599

crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/18/24(Sat)02:21:57 No.11512599

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>>11512396
jenny i want you to listen closely to what im abo- about to tell you c: youre wearing those tight shorts today again and the only thing I can ask you is.. are you pulling my leg here or something? what point are you trying to make with that attitude of yours? I'll have you know I'm a: a) perceptive b) clever c) polite person. women enjoy visiting with polite men because they always say "please" and "sorry I dared talk to you"

crudehumour223@gmail.com
05/18/24(Sat)06:16:32 No.11512950

crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/18/24(Sat)06:16:32 No.11512950

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>>11512353
wow. I bet whenever you talked, you couldn't help feeling all tense and pent up and constantly sensing an insidious wave of anguish overwhelming you, but couldn't pin down exactly what it was!! though then again with you being a mature and prudent individual, you wouldn't experience that because you knew what was going on. well yeah, you were able to determine she had the thing even before it was revealed

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

crudehumour223@gmail.com
05/18/24(Sat)12:30:28 No.11513474

crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/18/24(Sat)12:30:28 No.11513474

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good morning donpatchinko

"Sneaking_Tommy"
05/18/24(Sat)12:54:32 No.11513505

"Sneaking_Tommy" 05/18/24(Sat)12:54:32 No.11513505

>>11513474
come to daddy this psychiatrist think they got magical punch on the belly ,they like torture not natura

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

crudehumour223@gmail.com
05/18/24(Sat)18:45:24 No.11514093

crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/18/24(Sat)18:45:24 No.11514093

>>11512396
you're amusing

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)06:25:37 No.11512954

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Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)06:25:37 No.11512954 [Reply]

vodka is reformating my brain...

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Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)10:36:29 No.11513306

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)10:36:29 No.11513306

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>>11513238
I prefer the cowe grass vodka

Catfish
05/18/24(Sat)10:40:37 No.11513309

Catfish 05/18/24(Sat)10:40:37 No.11513309

>>11513306
Wutz dis

Lol my neighbor has a malamute and I got into a howling match with it (I'm mentally ill)

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)10:53:41 No.11513331

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)10:53:41 No.11513331

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Shiro
05/18/24(Sat)15:17:41 No.11513715

Shiro 05/18/24(Sat)15:17:41 No.11513715

>>11512954
Drink more it's making you smarter...!

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:44:18 No.11514090

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:44:18 No.11514090

>>11512954
GRAB THE SNOOT AND GIVE IT A BOOP

Your fortune: Bad Luck

crudehumour223@gmail.com
talk to me on how to have sex (...) 05/07/24(Tue)12:35:06 No.11490043

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talk to me on how to have sex with borderline personality disorder chicks crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/07/24(Tue)12:35:06 No.11490043 [Reply]

>>11487775
"I HATE HELLO KITTY GIRLS
THEY ARE BPDEMONS AND HAVE DONE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO ME
HOWEVER, SOME OF THE BEST PISSY IVE EVER GOTTEN"
talk to me on the borderline personality disorder course here
>>11487960
"yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever"

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous
05/17/24(Fri)22:09:07 No.11512237

Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri)22:09:07 No.11512237

>>11490043
just got back from working away this week. Incredibly disappointed to see this thread still up.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
05/17/24(Fri)23:57:20 No.11512413

Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri)23:57:20 No.11512413

>>11512237
that's mostly cuz your nigger mother is being raped as we speak

crudehumour223@gmail.com
05/18/24(Sat)06:49:12 No.11512979

crudehumour223@gmail.com 05/18/24(Sat)06:49:12 No.11512979

>>11511752
OHHHHH THAT ANIME IS SOOO~ SMASHING! IM GLAD YOU'VE SEEN IT

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)12:26:37 No.11513468

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)12:26:37 No.11513468

>>11508577
COME BACK PLEASE COME BAXK IM BEGGING YOU WHYD YOU DROP BY JUST TO MAKE THIS ONE POST AND IMMEDIATELY BAIL ON US? PLEASE SHARE MORE INFO ON HOW TO DEAL WITH BPD DEMONS PLEASE

Anonymous
05/18/24(Sat)18:44:07 No.11514089

Anonymous 05/18/24(Sat)18:44:07 No.11514089

>>11508577
DON'T BAIL ON ME DUDE DAMN IT COME BACK YOU! CANT YOU SEE IM STRUGGLING TO GET SOME INFORMATION ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM?? I NEED YOJR HELP

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