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what's a polite way to let my children know i hate them? do i tell them individually or all together?
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you should have your kids taken away if you post here
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>>11513777
angel number trips
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https://youtu.be/xyLb1Kt55Yo
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>>11513762
its not your fault if they do, and it might make you hate them less if thy were actually cool like that
if a kid asked me for a cigarette or use my lighter; yeah i would give it to them. people did it for me. its not a real issue. who are you as a person to tell somebody which air they can or ca't breathe?
its wrong especially to impose on kids
bottom line is you should definitely give them cigarettes even if tis just so they meet somebody interesting or they just need one.
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>>11513752
have sex with them

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>>11512693
So los kawaii
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>>11512666
You won't be having one soon it seems.
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>>11512693
I wanna suck ur trunk
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>>11513436
holy moly them 1914 niccas went hard

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>>11513561
GIVE ME 20 PRONOUNS!!!
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>>11513515
lmao
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AND MY CADE
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>>11513773
WHAT???? MAGIC

this thing looks like it's designed to run people over
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>>11512634
most american cars are
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Imagine that one of these days they make having a rusty car a symbol of exclusivity and status.
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why does elon like making these kerbal space program tier projects that constantly shit the bed
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>>11513837
he's addicted to every drug
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>>11513837
if he makes something that looks futuristic then millions will rush to slobber his peepee luls

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>>11513644
CHAT IS THIS REAL???

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is this board for or against mini pepperoni as a pancake topping?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>11513816
i hope he added alcohol to that
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>>11513816
I’ve had a few jars for brunch before
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>>11513833
two same numbers!
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>>11513842
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honestly whats the problem with pepperoni on pancakes its already normal to put sausage with pancakes and theyre essentially the same thing

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I love s*ggers

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bedtime 3
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>>11512970
yes, that is what we were all thinking after reading your embarrassing post
but you can't turn it around on me
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>>11512970
Protip for the other guy: This message is ironic
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>>11512976
oh yeah? which post of mine was embarrassing again?
>>11512978
in several daysi. will be making a thread that's related to that sentiment
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>>11512838
That's the point, gayboy.
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>>11513733
why are you calling me that? what the hell is going on here?

There are wild bunnies in my’re neighborhood!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>11513595
Watashi mo!
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I got like 7 rabbits in my backyard they're brown tails
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>>11513615
do you ever fuck them
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>>11513607
You’re just here to antagonize me
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>>11513790
Kind of but not really. You're a boring secondary

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I deserve praise and reassurance
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>>11513759
they finally lost and i am OUT of there lol
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>>11513526
no u don't whore
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this thread was supposed to be about what I deserve but look at how many people think they are more important than me
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>>11513772
fuck off?
this is our thread now
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>>11513778
yeah you get whatever you want but it doesn't change what you deserve

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can someone please cure me
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>>11513104

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11513104
bien venida enjoy the bodega

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>11513104
suddenlely, ses
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>>11513104
I usually just hold my breath then chug some water
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guys I think they might not have hiccups anymore

is it really still lesbian if THIS fortune is rolled by two different users consecutively? seeing as the word "handsome" is very clearly masculine it hints at the poster meeting a male love interest. and even if both of them were to get matched up with the same guy it would be at the very least bisexual.
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>>11513700
i heard it means they're going to meet each other
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yeah she's just a handsome woman
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theyre going to meat eachother
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>>11513729
2 dark handsome strangers is pretty gay
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Your fortune: You will suck a big black cock

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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E pluribus anus
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>>11512700
one of the classics that started it all

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it's hot in dispensing today, and a woman with massive tits came in earlier. didn't get to talk to her but I did help out this nerdy redhead with her freaks, she was cute, probably a sophomore.
Saturday sucks cause we're just busy enough that you can't relax but not busy enough that you can get into a rhythm
I've started adding to my rubber band ball again
I bought a roller to make little joints for me, but even then I only need to smoke about 3/4ths of them to be torqued enough
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update, big tits walked back in
she's a sweetheart and her tits are not quite as big as initially conceived
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hi spencer
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>>11513741
I am not Spencer, I'm his twin, Sponcer

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Ecchi makes me goon faster and harder than hentai, WTF is up with that?
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e m, w a y q?
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>>11513722
It means you have good taste, quite rare for a frogposter.


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