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Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.

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How does this board have fewer than 100,000 posts? Are that many regular users on 4chan answer fucking captchas?
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But it was a GREAT mistake.
I'd almost say there's under 50 people who actually post here consistently if anything though I may very well be wrong. I haven't the slightest idea on actual estimates of overall pass users but I wouldn't imagine it's much more than 2000 or so somehow either.
Still better than the ones where they wanted you to outline the signs.

Why isn't Google just throwing a couple mil at Mechanical Turk (or making their own version) to get this shit done.
Outline the signs?

And probably because it's free senpai
Most of the posters on this website are probably children, and the thought of spending $20 to bypass a minor inconvenience isn't worth it to them.

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You may ONLY post in this thread if you've been a pass user since 2012
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Finally got fed up with entering googles ever-increasingly insane captchas 2-3 times per post.
I don't see why the year would matter in the grand scheme of things.
You know you could have just gone into the settings and changed it to v1. Still, no captcha is best captcha.
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>tfw could not renew pass
>had to get a new one
end my life
I posted anyways

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Hey guys im about to ride a train to pick up some film for my 35mm camera. If you guys share the hobby, where do yall get your film at?
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Yeah, you should really seek out help on /p/ if you're feeling inadequate. They'll have resources and stuff.
What is the ISO of the film? A tip that my friend gave me is that you have to get the ASA of the camera to get as close to the ISO of the film. Then if your camera has a meter you have to get the apeture as close to the meter as possible.


i don't remember for that photo but i mostly shoot 400 or 800 film.
but my problem isn't so much the technical side, its just idk. i have a friend that whenever she takes a picture on my camera, when i get a roll developed all of hers are always the best ones. mine just... aren't very good idk if its in concept or how i frame things.

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Any good time-wastey websites?
>inb4 "4chan"
4chan and Reddit.
There's not a bigger time waster than 4chan.. unless you're into Reddit too, since they have hundreds of subreddits.

Chatroulette I guess?

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What is this banner in reference to?
mutt's home server (which he tricked people into thinking were 4chan servers)
moot told people as a joke that 4chan servers were hosted on Mac Minis.

I'm a 4chan historian. AMA

Do you watch TV? And I mean television broadcasts on a TV screen, nothing else.
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I do sometimes, whenever I visit my GF. American Pickers is kinda fun to watch actually. At home I really don't watch TV all that much. I don't even bother with Netflix. I prefer shitposting, painting miniatures, working out, or vidya.
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No; I cut the cord around 2007. I haven't watched broadcast television in almost a decade. I do however watch it when I occasionally go to visit friends and family, and it's interesting to see just how terrible television in general has truly become.
I did for a month or two but then I gave up and turned in my cable box because I didn't care much for the content it gave me.
I usually watch late night shows but thats about it for old school channels.

I also watch Toonami on [adult swim] but on a stream since I dont have cable.
>I prefer shitposting, painting miniatures, working out, or vidya.

My nigga. Same here. I got a Netflix account but I barely get on that either cause I prefer to spend my time shitposting on 4chan or playing vidya... I really should take up working out, too.

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Since you all have so much money to spare, you won't mind buying another copy of Fallout 4, right?

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If you were a girl, what kind of boy do you think you would be attracted to?
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Only social retards or cripples
One that would give me headpats and tell me I'm a good girl.
I do this to my wife.
Can I be your wife?
Does she like it?

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>Just bought a pass

Why did I wait so long? I forgot what no-captcha posting felt like.
It is extremely handy especially when posting either frequently and/or on multiple boards. I don't often lately but sometimes I like to jump around boards and discuss random things that interest me.
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I don't think I can survive without a pass anymore.

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if you are thinking you need to STOP

you need to DO SOMETHING
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>gets his world view from rosy paintings that conveniently hid the problems of society
>before desegregation ruined everything
>back when women knew their role and didn't fuck up the workplace or the nuclear family
>the father was the only breadwinner needed and could sustain an entire family comfortably
>jobs and tradeskills were plentiful and abundant; young people weren't forced to go to college and borrow huge amounts of money for worthless degrees and remain in debt forever
What problems?
You know Pleasantville wasn't real, right?
There's definitely a lot of good things about it though it is also true that there's a lot of not so pleasant things that we're forgetting too, probably.

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Post screencaps.
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how did /r9k/ manage to scrape together $20?
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For the first time ever, I've only been banned from a single board.
I just thought that was interesting and I should share it with you all.
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What, you mean exactly like what you're doing right now? For a guy trying to show that he's above arguing on the internet, you're doing a pretty poor job of it.
The only time I've ever been banned was for replying to a post on /v/ and they thought I was spamming. For a single post. It was only a 3 day ban and /v/ wasn't worth the trip to my router. One other time was just a warning.
has anyone else had the glitch where you get permabanned with a pass on, and it still shows that you're banned on the ban page, yet you can still post?
The argument was already laid out. Don't jump in if you're not going to defend your side.
im not going to argue

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This is my wife. Please say something nice about her.
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Has she successfully conceived a hybrid child who shall triumph at Olympic gymnastics a decade or so from now?
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145 centimeters and roughly 40 kilograms of blessing to this beautiful world.
>4 ft 9 in
Fucking womanlets
>not liking womanlets
>tfw dating a 5'2" girl
You got me. Plus, considering Megumin's age, she's probably going to grow another half foot in a few years.

Then again, she's modeled after Asians.

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To know how to act politically, you must first understand the truth about the reality we inhabit. The following should form the foundation of your body of knowledge pertaining to that which is: Consciousness is the fifth dimension. The reason why we will never find the fifth dimension is because it is the realm of abstraction in our minds. It is a mistake to look at the finger pointing at the moon. The fifth dimension is chasing its own tail. We may inhabit the fourth dimension, but we are fifth dimensional beings. The spirit of God lives in us. If you are well read enough, you will see how this simple realisation ties Taoism, Gnosticism, Buddhism and many more esoteric traditions together (as well as modern physics).
>put down the joint
>step away from the keyboard
pick one.

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