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Anonymous ## Mod 12/02/15(Wed)18:02:38 No. 5006 Please note that although /news/ is a text board, the thread creator is permitted to upload an image to the original post. All replies to the thread, however, are to be strictly text only. Anonymous Harambe Bridge 09/04/16(Sun)14:33:15 No. 70762 So, they made this new bridge in Bari, Italy, and they want us to choose a name for it. The italian community is voting for "Ponte Harambe", italian for "Harambe Bridge". I'm asking for your help anons, make this happen. Vote for "Ponte Harambe". http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuovoponte.html >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:38:34 No. 70763 >>70762 So many choices! I have no idea who 97% of those people are. Sarah Guppy?>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:43:42 No. 70764 They're mostly politicians or business men or people killed by mafia >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)16:44:57 No. 70791 >>70764 >or people killed by mafia just like Harambe bless his soulAnonymous Google manager, 27, is raped, (...) 08/09/16(Tue)12:24:00 No. 65749 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1577401/google-manager-vanessa-marcotte-raped-and-murdered-while-jogging-in-massachusetts/>A GOOGLE manager was found raped, murdered and burned after going jogging near her mum’s home. >this could've happened to moot 105 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)23:38:38 No. 70545 >>70544 fuck you>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)07:50:11 No. 70736 >>67330 Leave the white man's machine alone you stupid nigger.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)09:56:57 No. 70745 >>70427 Youtube recommends what to watch based off what you watch. if you end up with it its your own fucking fault.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:51:27 No. 70768 More activities by BLM activists. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)16:18:28 No. 70790 >>70745 Youtube recommends based off what you watch like the aunt that heard "you still play video games" and assumes Minecraft and Angry Birds. Every new video I watch that isn't uploaded by a major big time channel has it's recommended video section polluted with Minecraft lets plays. I have literally never watched a single Minecraft video on youtube. The cream never floats to the top of the river of shit that is youtube, it just gathers in small pools at the bottom underneath all of the shit they try to push you to watch.Anonymous Science Officially Debunks Che(...) 08/22/16(Mon)10:50:03 No. 68376 http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/science-officially-debunks-chemtrails-conspiracy-live-180960139/>These days it's a common sight: hazy streaks crisscrossing the sky left from passing aircrafts. But many people believe there’s something more going on. Dubbing the contrails “chemtrails,” conspiracy theorists have claimed that these trails of condensed water are part of a secret program to control the weather, change the climate or control our minds. >Conspiracy theorists have amassed huge dossiers of “evidence” claiming that chemtrails are longer, brighter and do not dissipate as quickly as normal aircraft contrails. They have photos, anecdotes and samples collected from the air and water. Though scientists have long battled against these unfounded claims, they haven't made much headway. But with a recent study, researchers from the Carnegie Institution for Science hope to put these rumors to rest. >The researchers provided the available chemtrail evidence to 77 atmospheric scientists and geochemists for evaluation. “I felt it was important to definitively show what real experts in contrails and aerosols think,” Ken Caldeira, an atmospheric scientists and author on the study, says in a press release. “We might not convince die-hard believers that their beloved secret spraying program is just a paranoid fantasy, but hopefully their friends will accept the facts.” >In the study, published in the journal Environmental Research Letters, the scientists were asked if they had ever uncovered possible evidence of a government chemtrail program in their research. Of the 77 scientists, 76 said no. ... 14 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/02/16(Fri)22:58:24 No. 70541 >>70523 Type coherently you christcuck faggot>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)21:51:48 No. 70674 First what the fucks a chemtrail? Did you guys mean solar radation management? Geoengineering is very real being deployed openly. You stupid fucking shills want to use terms that are fucking so lame. Chemtrail a no people it's called SRM. High altitude injection of particles is going on. Google the terms never say the word chemtrail again.>SOLAR RADATION MANAGMENT >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:27:16 No. 70761 >>70674 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory >>
anonbodong 09/04/16(Sun)15:48:16 No. 70785 Baaaaa. Baaaaahhh. So just a question to the people who think there's nothing going on, I'm not doubting there is a "solar radiation management" program thing cause I don't have any kind of tech specs or binders full of plans and shit like that but I know for a fact something fucky is going on. Well my question is this, How many hours a day are you outside, with the horizon fully visible? Without a bunch of concrete cocks sticking in you face obscuring the skyline. Me personally I am outside most of the day, I see some weird ass habits from the planes around here, clouds that hang around all day seemingly being constructed by the trails even in high winds, trails that drop into the area and become a sickening haze all day, I even suspect some of the planes are equipped with something to be able to cause wind. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)16:08:08 No. 70789 >>70785 The part I never understood about all the chemtrail tinfoilery is that the so called "Illuminati elites" have to breath the same air we do. Why would they want to poison themselves?Anonymous Newborn twins among 6,500 migr(...) 08/30/16(Tue)15:04:19 No. 69952 http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/30/europe/libya-migrants-rescued/>A five-day-old newborn peers out from a pink blanket. His dark, almond-shaped eyes stare directly at the camera, his tiny hand tucked underneath his chin. His short life has been anything but easy. >He, his twin brother and his mother were among the 6,500 refugees and migrants rescued in a 30-hour period while attempting to make the treacherous journey across the Mediterranean. >Médecins Sans Frontières' ship Dignity 1 and the Spanish humanitarian group Proactiva Open Arms rescued people who were aboard 15 rubber boats and one wooden vessel Monday. >The twins and their mother were transferred via Medevac for treatment in Italy, according to a tweet from MSF. >As many as 3,000 of the migrants were rescued off the coast of Libya by MSF, Proactiva Open Arms and Italian coast guard crews and one rescue took place in Maltese waters. >A total of 40 different rescue operations were responsible for bringing in the 6,500 migrants and refugees, including EU's Marine mission "Sophia," which fights smugglers; and Frontex, the European Agency tasked with border security.A total of 40 different rescue operations were responsible for bringing in the 6,500 migrants and refugees, including EU's Marine mission "Sophia," which fights smugglers; and Frontex, the European Agency tasked with border security. >The Italian coast guard said the rescued migrants are being taken to ports in Calabria and Sicily. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 22 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)05:31:50 No. 70572 >>70382 Nope. I care dearly for my friends and family and loved ones and I value them over some strangers from Africa or Middle East who are trampling each other in a rush to get to the nearest best-welfare country in Europe. That's perfectly natural.>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)09:51:32 No. 70590 Garbage non-story. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)10:03:42 No. 70592 >>69952 Another welfare spoonge,yey for paying towards even more inbreds that will one day stab me in the back ! This is the kind of crap that made normal,average people turn into nazis.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:57:26 No. 70786 >>70555 You would the error of your ways pretty damn quick. After your shit is stolen, daughter/wife is harassed, son beaten and overall quality of life drops to third world status.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)16:03:27 No. 70787 >>70786 >After your shit is stolen, daughter/wife is harassed, son beaten and overall quality of life drops to third world status. It's hilarious that you think an immigrant would do that to you more so than a white native.Anonymous Brittanee Drexel, teen who van(...) 08/29/16(Mon)01:33:40 No. 69676 A teenager who vanished from Myrtle Beach, S.C., in 2009 was repeatedly raped in a gang “stash house” for several days – then she was shot dead and fed to alligators when her disappearance generated too much media attention, the FBI said last week. The shocking new details about the mysterious disappearance of 17-year-old Rochester, N.Y., native Brittanee Drexel came largely from a “jailhouse confession” that was subsequently substantiated by others with “tidbits” and “secondhand information,” FBI Agent Gerrick Munoz testified in a federal court transcript obtained by The Post and Courier. The inmate who gave the alleged bombshell confession, Taquan Brown, is serving a 25-year sentence for voluntary manslaughter in a different case. Brown told authorities he was present during the final agonizing moments of Drexel’s life, Munoz said. Brown claimed to have seen Drexel when he visited a “stash house” – typically a place used to keep guns, drugs or money – in the McClellanville area, the general location where Drexel’s cellphone last pinged. Munoz said Brown told officials he saw Da’Shaun Taylor, then 16 years old, and several other men “sexually abusing Brittanee Drexel.” Brown then said he walked to the backyard of the house to give money to Taylor’s father, Shaun Taylor. But as Brown and Shaun Taylor talked, Drexel tried to make a break for it. Her escape attempt was in vain, however, and one of the captors “pistol-whipped” Drexel and carried her back inside the house. Brown said he then heard two gunshots. The next time Brown said he saw Drexel, her body was being wrapped up and removed from the house. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/28/brittanee-drexel-teen-who-vanished-in-2009-was-raped-shot-eaten-by-alligators-fbi-says.html 26 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:06:34 No. 70776 >>70133 In a thread about a girl named Brittanee>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:25:53 No. 70778 Does /pol/ ever get tired of circlejerking over race bait like this? >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:39:32 No. 70779 >>70725 >real Africans No true Scot etc. Look, the real Africans you're talking about believe in killing albino children and eating their hearts and other internal organs to improve their health and virility.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:40:48 No. 70781 >>70778 >race bait How is this race bait? This is news, reporting on the facts.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:44:21 No. 70784 >>70781 Tell us more about how outraged you are over a black person murdering a white person. Are you merely outraged or OUTRAGED? That's the entire point of the story, to outrage you enough to click the link and find out the outrageous details of yet another murder.Anonymous Prosecutor: Man told 2-year-ol(...) 08/29/16(Mon)04:24:02 No. 69687 The fight began with a mother and her boyfriend arguing over groceries. At some point, prosecutors in Camden County, N.J., say, the woman’s 2-year-old boy became upset that 24-year-old Zachary Tricoche had pushed his mother and began to cry, according to the Courier-Post. That’s when Tricoche attacked, prosecutors say, punching the 29-pound boy so hard that the toddler was launched into a wall, Camden County Assistant Prosecutor Christine Shah said at a court hearing last week, according to NJ.com. Then, Shah said, Tricoche instructed the 36-inch-tall toddler to “put his hands up,” meaning “that he should form a boxing stance to fight this full-grown man,” NJ.com reported. At that point, Tricoche hit the boy again, “causing J.B. to again strike his head on a wall and rendering him unconscious,” Shah said, according to the Courier-Post. Both punches struck the boy — identified as Jamil Baskerville Jr. — in his torso, according to CBS affiliate WFMY. A medical examiner would later determine that the child’s liver has been crushed by the blows, leading him to bleed to death internally, WFMY reported. The station reported that “the official cause of death is blunt force trauma and the manner of death is homicide.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/08/28/prosecutor-man-told-2-year-old-to-put-up-his-hands-and-fight-before-beating-him-to-death/ 74 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)22:39:50 No. 70681 >>70672 A two year old is defenseless, whereas most 28 year olds can fight or flee. If the victim had been an adult cripple in a wheelchair the article would've emphasized that too. Additionally, very young children are innocent and trusting in ways that no adult is. Thus acts of violence perpetrated against them are naturally considered more shocking.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)00:05:57 No. 70687 >>69859 >>69790 No, don't kill him! Lock him in jail instead; those inmates LOVE (literally!) infanticidal jerks, they know EXACTLY what kind of "lifestyle" Tricoche deserves inside it. Just watch him carefully in order he doesn't skip the punishment the easy way - by commiting suicide.> So many soaps dropped at the shower... for so many "people"... FOREVER. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)00:20:02 No. 70690 what if that kid would have grown up to kill 2 kids. really makes you think. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:45:06 No. 70766 Just another BLM activist... >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:43:06 No. 70783 >>70675 Putting aside your pathetic trolling attempt, there are some people who genuinely talk and think like this. Whatever his background circumstances, they do not absolve him of what he has chosen to do of his own free will to a 2 year old child.Anonymous Lindsay Lohan's GTA 5 lawsuit (...) 09/02/16(Fri)11:48:49 No. 70456 http://www.pcgamesn.com/grand-theft-auto-v/lindsay-lohan-gta-5-lawsuit\>A judge has ruled in favour of Rockstar in the Lindsay Lohan lawsuit today, throwing the case out and opening it up to appeal from the actor. >Filed in 2014, Lohan's lawsuit against Rockstar parent company Take-Two Interactive claimed that a character in GTA V was an "unequivocal" reference to her. The actress said her image was used without her permission. >A preliminary victory came to Lohan earlier this year when Take-Two's motion to dismiss the case was denied. The image above is the source of the complaint. >"Lohan argues that defendants purposefully used Lohan's bikini, shoulder-length blonde hair, jewellery, cell phone, and 'signature peace sign' pose' in one image, and used Lohan's likeness in another image by appropriating facial features, body type, physical appearance, hair, hat, sunglasses, jean shorts, and loose white top," said the complaint at the time. >Today, however, the case was thrown out thanks to protections in America's First Amendment. A similar case from the daughter of a mob boss, Karen Gravano, was also thrown out. ...>The ruling concludes that GTA 5's "unique story, characters, dialogue, and environment, combined with the player's ability to choose how to proceed in the game" proves that it's a work of fiction and satire. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)11:32:55 No. 70754 I thought Lohan sued over them portraying her as the drunk girl in the paparazzi mission and everyone just thought it was the picture but that ended up being Kate upton or Shelby welinder or someone. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:55:51 No. 70771 Everyone knows that the character is actually based on Justine Ezarik (ijustine) >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:39:42 No. 70780 >>70754 I don't think Lohan even knows what er lawyers sued over. I think she just knows she needs money because her acting career is over and some lawyer told her this is a good way to get some.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:42:07 No. 70782 >The peace sign pose and generic basic-bitch look is mine! Get your shit together Lindsay.Anonymous FDA Orders Antibacterials Remo(...) 09/02/16(Fri)11:34:49 No. 70453 http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-orders-antibacterials-removed-consumer-soaps-n642036>Say goodbye to those "antibacterial" soaps and dishwashing liquids. The Food and Drug Administration says they do little or nothing to make soap work any better and said the industry has failed to prove they're safe. >Companies will have a year to take the ingredients out of the products, the FDA said. They include triclosan and triclocarban. Soap manufacturers will have an extra year to negotiate over other, less commonly used ingredients such as benzalkonium chloride. >"Companies will no longer be able to market antibacterial washes with these ingredients because manufacturers did not demonstrate that the ingredients are both safe for long-term daily use and more effective than plain soap and water in preventing illness and the spread of certain infections," the FDA said in a statement. >"Some manufacturers have already started removing these ingredients from their products." >Triclosan used in 93 percent of liquid products labeled "antibacterial" or "antimicrobial" - at least 2,000 different products, according to the FDA. ... 9 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)15:16:07 No. 70625 >>70492 Kek this isn't questionable, antibacterial soap is basically the exact same effectiveness as regular soap as studies have proven multiple times, except it also results in bacteria becoming more resistant to antibacterial agents over time as a result. This is becoming a major problem regarding antibiotic usage in general so all things considered this was a pretty sensible move.>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)21:31:44 No. 70673 This article is very misleading. I wish journalists were more professional >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)06:14:48 No. 70731 >>70625 MFW I have spent so much money on pills when i could of just been eating soap>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)12:25:10 No. 70756 >>70453 antibacterial chemicals are effectively pointless with soap since everything just washes off.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:04:09 No. 70775 >>70673 >misleading How so?Anonymous Scottish Leader Calls for 'New(...) 09/02/16(Fri)13:51:21 No. 70483 http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/09/02/world/europe/ap-eu-britain-scotland.html>LONDON — Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon says support for Scottish independence is growing and that the time is right for a "new conversation" on independence because of Britain's decision to leave the European Union. >The Scottish First Minister said Friday her party would set up a website to gather public input on a possible independence referendum. A "listening exercise" with the goal of speaking to 2 million voters was also announced. >She spoke nearly two years after Scottish voters rejected independence in a referendum. >Sturgeon stopped short of calling for a second referendum but says the United Kingdom had fundamentally changed since then because of the Brexit vote in June. >She says Scottish voters were being taken out of the EU against their will. 9 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)16:02:13 No. 70634 >>70525 Hey newfag>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:42:04 No. 70642 >>70634 Lmao>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)13:58:26 No. 70758 Scotland is literally Argentina tier, trying to start shit with us to distract from the fact they're being run into the ground by incompetents. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:57:35 No. 70772 Scotland wanting to separate itself from England, just to submit itself to the even worse EU. It's proof that leftists worldwide are complete idiots. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:03:33 No. 70774 >>70772 What exactly is wrong with the EU?Anonymous Transgender person fired from (...) 08/19/16(Fri)11:34:35 No. 67915 http://www.reuters.com/article/us-michigan-lgbt-lawsuit-idUSKCN10T2EI>A federal judge ruled on Thursday that a Detroit funeral home that "operates as a ministry" was exempt from a law protecting transgender employees because of its owner's Christian beliefs. >"Christian" beliefs >Love thy neighbor I'm pretty sure this isn't how Jesus would have acted, but okay. Let's keep pushing the notion that "Christianity" demands we preclude other people from having any physical rights. For a country that hates the Middle East so much, the U.S. sure has a lot of overlap with Islam's fundamentalist interpretation of Abrahamic doctrines. I'm not contesting a private ministry's right to act as bigoted as it wants, but I think it's worth pointing out that these people are a bunch of jackasses.>inb4 /news/ commences a completely frivolous circlejerk of tranny hate from the anonymity of their computer screens 239 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)02:02:43 No. 70695 >>70694 The point is that there's no real concrete distinction between what's a "real religion" and what isn't, so if you let people do whatever their religion says, it's possible to justify literally everything. So rather than having moral exemptions from the law, for the law to be consistent, the law has to stand on its own, and be followed regardless of whether you agree with it or not.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)04:55:57 No. 70720 >>70705 Holy shit fucking ayylmao>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)06:03:34 No. 70729 >>70692 >not understanding why they were forbidden to mix clothes and actually believing it was about clothes.... >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)08:30:46 No. 70740 >>70729 >implying you shouldn't take a similar approach when interpreting what the Bible says about homosexuality etc >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:02:38 No. 70773 >>70729 The reason gay sex was forbidden was because it could not lead to reproduction, and was a waste of time. So honestly, if you're going to follow that aspect of Leviticus, you should view watching porn and using any kind of birth control (including the rhythm method) as just as bad.Anonymous Trump backtracks on Obama as I(...) 08/12/16(Fri)11:01:50 No. 66371 http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-obama-islamic-state-sarcasm-226947 91 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 08/31/16(Wed)22:34:00 No. 70188 >>66396 He IS funny. But he's addicted to being controversial. He has done nothing but won all his life. He has been nothing but right all his life (generally speaking; he's super successful). He is a man that does not know what it's like to have hardship. That's why he's funny. Because he is so out of touch with average people. Hilldog is the same.>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)22:34:12 No. 70680 >>70188 The tactic is spelled out in his books Overblow a claim, make the media deny the claim entirely, then see the factcheckers show that "yea he is technically correct">>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)05:24:47 No. 70726 >>66377 ...that's not sarcasm ...maybe post-sarcasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY_meT6x45w >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)10:02:31 No. 70747 >>70188 >generally speaking; he's super successful Is he? failed businesses, Low TV ratings, Cannibalizing his own buildings. He is such a bad business man the only way he makes money now is by spending campaign money at his HQ and charging builders money to use his name. This kinda stuff is what you would expect out of a person who just won the lottery. He just acts successful.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:54:57 No. 70770 You Hillary supporters are a sad bunch of people. Registered democrats are going to overwhelmingly vote for Jill Stein. I don't support her myself but at least she's a respectful women. Anonymous Forcing Women to Sign up for t(...) 06/15/16(Wed)20:28:13 No. 50835 This is my country. Soon we'll be requiring women to sign up for the draft. Even most of the Republicans voted in favor of this. This is disgraceful. I'm embarrassed to be an American. Feminists are treating this like it's a victory for women, that is, sending them to get killed in war when they are not as strong as men. Absolutely shameful. http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/politics/senate-approves-women-draft/index.html 293 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)15:31:55 No. 70628 >>50835 Horrible how a government can take the freedom of individuals like that, vile leeches.>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)15:59:51 No. 70633 >>70622 If you do believe feminist fight for equality then why don't they fight for the half that he didn't pull out of his ass?>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:32:39 No. 70640 >>70622 nice ad hominem you have there, faggot>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)19:51:54 No. 70661 >>70640 >calling someone stupid is an ad hominem >>>/reddit/>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:46:34 No. 70767 It's 2016, it's about time equality is being furthered in regards to active gender roles in war. Anonymous Kenyan's enormous penis means (...) 09/03/16(Sat)14:11:06 No. 70614 For most men having a large penis is generally considered a blessing - but for this poor Kenyan man it is a heartbreaking curse that has left him unable to have sex. Sorence Owiti Opiyo's member is ten times that of the average male's, equating to roughly the same size as a baby. The 20-year-old has endured a life of tragedy, being taken in by his grandmother when both his parents died when he was aged just five. Sorence Owiti Opiyo's member is ten times that of the average male's, equating to roughly the same size as a baby He also cannot work out and had to drop out of school because other kids were teasing him about it He had a medical operation when he initially discovered the swelling at ten, which initially helped the problem, but it has since returned bigger and worse than ever. Not only is Mr Opiyo's penis massively oversized, but it also is extremely disfigured towards the tip. It means that he cannot have sex and consequently he is unable to bring any kids into the world and start a family, which is all he wants to do, according to Buzz Kenya.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 10 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)03:05:07 No. 70700 >>70616 The head looks heavily deformed, I doubt he can pee very well much less anything else.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)03:21:52 No. 70710 >>70635 Has it not occurred to you that having a child is the only path to happiness for the poor? Yeah they have too many, I agree on that. Ome should be enough>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)07:37:39 No. 70732 >>70614 Elephantiasis>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:44:01 No. 70765 Nature sorting itself out? >>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)15:21:51 No. 70777 BIG Anonymous Shirtless man fires corncobs a(...) 09/02/16(Fri)11:22:45 No. 70452 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/02/shirtless-man-fires-corncobs-neighbors-house-using-potato-gun/89729848/>A Rhode Island man opened fire on his neighbor's home this week — using corncobs and a homemade potato gun. >Jeffrey M. Osella, 50, has been feuding with his neighbor for the past 13 years, police say. >Tuesday night, after a yelling argument between the two, Osella loaded corncobs into a PVC pipe potato gun and shot them at his neighbor’s house. >"This particular incident did not stem from a new argument," Captain Shawn Lacey of the Westerly Police Department told USA TODAY. >A girl riding a bicycle nearby dodged a cob, but no one was struck or injured, Lacey said. >When police arrived at Osella’s home, he was intoxicated, shirtless and covered in corn kernels. Osella told police he didn’t shoot at the neighbor, just in the direction of his home, The Westerly Sun reported. 7 replies omitted. Click here to view. >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:33:08 No. 70641 Sure.. you can ban potato guns, but can you ban giant slingshots? ..also could be worse, he could live next to those guys who build trebuchet's that can throw cars >>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)18:49:33 No. 70653 >>70455 this is how i imagine him looking https://i.imgur.com/zB4CJXc.jpg>>
Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)19:13:20 No. 70654 >>70452 ban high powered corncob dispensing potato guns>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)10:24:52 No. 70748 >>70452 Don't tell /k/, they cum for any projectile over 250 grains, much less the 8750 grain corn cob.>>
Anonymous 09/04/16(Sun)14:26:08 No. 70760 FLORIDA IS LEAKING Delete Post: [ File Only] Style: Yotsuba Yotsuba B Futaba Burichan Tomorrow Photon
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