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What's the fucking point?
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>>7644951
>without changing the taste much
you sound like you dont have taste buds.
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>>7644967
He probably just buys macormics spices.
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>>7644967
Paprika is the most pathetic of spices, languishing down in the bottom leagues along with herbs such as the bay leaf and dried parsley.
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None of you are doing right
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>>7644983
I use that plus minced garlic, sea salt and ground pepper on my beef ribs.

Where have all the red sticks gone?
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>>7642659

Here's the original, not shit version of that
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better and more efficient in every way possible.
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>>7644851
Yeah but those little breadsticks taste like shit compared to the big crackers.
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>>7644875
no they don't, they taste like bleached asshole, which is actually pretty good.
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>>7644851
>>7644907
Agreed

>>7644875
Breadsticks are much better than the crackers, thicker and more satisfying to eat.

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>order 2 pounds of cheese without realizing just how much it was
>the deli guy gives me 2 bags of like 100 slices
>hide both bags in the toy section and leave to buy cheese from the grocery store across the street

Was I in the wrong? I didn't want to spend $20 on cheddar.
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>>7641136

What kind of deli puts personal information on your cheese?
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Ive done that before but i was broke and blitzed OP.

Not a good long term move. Prepare to leave for another neighborhood at some point soon.

The meat guys have to know who left a 25 dollar steak behind a pack of flour in the aisles.
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>>7641067
>Americans buy cheese in slices

When is the world going to drop this pretense that America is a 1st world country?

Also, I'd be interested to see a picture of what OP considers to be '''cheddar'''
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>>7641077
Under rated post this one, was a clever pun
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>Same thing as OP happens to me
>Buy 4 loaves of bread
>Come home and make grill cheese sandwiches
>Sell at work at a profit
>Invest earnings into more grilled cheeses
>Start making enough to quit day job
>Become known as "The Grilled Cheese King of Akron"
>Sell business for tidy profit
>Marry high school sweetheart who had spurned me
>Get played by Adam Sandler in humorous biopic
>Go to Seth Rogan's house to smoke weed
>David Spade tries to blow me
>Dennis Miller eats human vomit for a laugh
>People titter nervously at this because it quite sad
>Early customer dies from food poisoning

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Does /ck/ like Ainsley?
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>>7644367
>Did he fuck some kids or something
He has not done anything we are aware of, people just hate him because he is black.
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>>7644274
Nothing is comfier than watching Ainsley videos late at night on a big couch
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That's it. Give your meat a good old
RUB
U
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>>7644952
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>>7644274

He was a good host for Ready Steady Cook on the BBC2 TV channel.

He did tend to have a habit however of 'advising' the contestants how to do a particular technique but end up taking over and doing it mostly himself.

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How much money have you wasted buying mystery vegetables that you ended up not liking the taste of and having to discard?
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>buy gigantic daikon
>use some of it to make tempura for bf and friends
>put other half back in fridge
>nobody knows what to do with it and goes forgotten
>had to throw it out

>inb4 vegetable dildo
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>>7644305

>tfw I've trained myself to not dislike any food stuffs

Don't know what you're talking about to be honest with you senpai. Gitgud at eating.
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I have wasted a lot more on delivery or takeout that ended up being total garbage.
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Recently bought a single star fruit, or carambola, for $2.50. I ate half of it. It was pretty bland. Slightly sweet, but it just didn't really taste like anything.

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If these were your only pizza choices, and making your own was impossible, which would you have?
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>>7644747
>haven't had any of them
Me neither. I would probably opt for no pizza at all. Bad pizza is still good down to a certain level, but I think this stuff is probably below that level. I won't even do Domino's or Little Caesar's, so I'd be reluctant to chance anything thst's a level below that.
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I would prefer to go dumpster diving instead.
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>>7644648
digiorno 100%

no question
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>>7644651
>>7644662
>>7644815
>>7644942
>>7644964

Dumbass memer faggots.
Digiorno is not bad at all, and the others aren't inedible.
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>>7644984
You have the palate of a nine year old.

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I have a nice copper pan but I'm looking for something that is overpriced, very heavy, has terrible thermal conductivity, is susceptible to rust, a pain in the ass to clean and maintain, adds metal to the food, and should be restricted to non-acidic foods.

Any ideas /ck/? Thanks!
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>>7644477
>hamburgers and steak are not the only foods that exist.
Obviously, but you still have no need for a copper pan in almost all situations
>>7643831
The thread was asking for something to cook eggs, meat, and hashbrowns, p sure cast iron is great for all those
>>7643827
>Its a meme!
lol ok
I refuse to think youre all not the same poster
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>>7644824
Just stop
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>>7643359
>>7643827
#rekt
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>>7644887
>>7644986
nah cunt
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>>7644824
Why are you so mad? Just accept that you're wrong, and that there are dozens of people on this board who think cast iron is the answer to any culinary problem.

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Vegan couple sentenced to life over baby's death

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18574603/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/vegan-couple-sentenced-life-over-babys-death/#.Vyk6t0cwB1A

> ATLANTA — A vegan couple were sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.

>Superior Court Judge L.A. McConnell imposed the mandatory sentences on Jade Sanders, 27, and Lamont Thomas, 31. Their son, Crown Shakur, weighed just 3 1/2 pounds when he died of starvation on April 25, 2004.

>The couple were found guilty May 2 of malice murder, felony murder, involuntary manslaughter and cruelty to children. A jury deliberated about seven hours before returning the guilty verdicts.

>Defense lawyers said the first-time parents did the best they could while adhering to the lifestyle of vegans, who typically use no animal products. They said Sanders and Thomas did not realize the baby, who was born at home, was in danger until minutes before he died.

>But prosecutors said the couple intentionally neglected their child and refused to take him to the doctor even as the baby’s body wasted away.

If your homo lifestyle can't keep a baby alive, then it isn't healthy.
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>>7638310
>inept parents
>vegan lifestyle

You act as if these exist seperately in a vacuum. In all likelyhood the same mental disorder that turned them to veganism made them inept parents.
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>>7640360
Show me a case where meat eating parents fed their child too much meat, dipshit.
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>>7644738
It's actually in this very thread.

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>>7643141
I exercise daily and make my own meals consisting of a variety of foods with an appropriate ratio. Maybe something from fast food once a week and no Soda unless I'm chasing alcohol. If I happen to be blessed with good genetics and an environment that doesn't try to kill me I guarantee I'll live a long time - hopefully as long as you or any other cu/ck/ in this thread.

What bothers me is this attitude that we have brothers and sisters coming up with using their diet as a means to divide themselves from others. Community is important but drawing a line in the sand to intentionally distance yourself from people based on their diet and not their heart is dildos.
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>>7644848
This is someone physically and psychologically abusing a child. Did you really read the article?

It's very sad. They only gave the boy mixtures of hotdogs, carrots, some other vegetable, and oil. He had to drink it twice a day. Eventually he was digging food from the school trash can. Terrible.

Granted there was meat but you're exaggerating your point with this and it isn't necessarily related.

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What does wild boar taste like? I want to eat a whole wild boar like Obelix.
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>>7643841
Replying to pasta.
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>>7643754
i am like to cum in girl assholes i very plaisant
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>>7643754
It's close to venison or mutton in terms of taste.
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>>7643754

Prime minister dick
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Think pork, but better. Much stronger flavour.

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Annoying relatives thread?

>aunt develops lactose intolerance at age 60 somehow despite living 40 years on a dairy farm
>won't eat anything with any amount of butter despite it having like 0 lactose
>will send back pasta dishes if cook had the audacity to finish it with few slivers of parmesan
>won't eat nuts because she has diverticulitis (she doesn't) and they inflame her bowel (wft how do you know?)
>any rumor of spiciness "gives her migranes"
>MSG makes her joints hurt, won't eat any asian food
>on the advice of her dumbfuck doctor she is now gluten-free for health purposes (seriously fuck you doc)
>grills waiters for every single ingredient on half the menu
>absolutely no alcohol in dishes even when it getting cooked out
>balsamic vinegar makes her "gassy"

I swear to god she does this shit just for the attention. All she eats is fruits, vegetables, and protein so she's probably healthier than me but I can't eat at a restaurant with this woman without wanting to blow my brains out
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>>7644846
It is entirely possible to develop food intolerances later in life, anon. You should go to school more.
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>>7644846
It's really the gluten that gives her away.My sister will say she doesn't like certain foods if a person she doesn't like cooks it and offers her some.
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>>7644856
it is extremely unlikely to become lactose intolerant after age 25 or so
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>>7644846
Inform her that cured cheese like parmesan does not contain lactose. It's broken down during the curing process.
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>mom makes lasagna one night
>we all sit down at the dinner table
>lasagna was oversalted and under sauced
>meat rubbery
>dad says he left something in the car
>walks out of the kitchen
>haven't seen him in 20 years

What a jerk

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itt: food you wanna fuck
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>>7642515
Lace and crisscross patterns get me going, it's usually dessert but this time it's a sexy bird with perfect breasts.
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>>7643263
I'm upset that this exists.
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>>7643263
I like how they watermarked it like 500 times as if someone would steal that retarded shit lol
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>>7644350
Yeah...

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/03/british-pubs-go-american-burgers-ribs-and-shakes-replacing-fish/

How depressing is this?
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Good, fuck Britain and fuck their culture. We're one step closer to annexing you, can't wait to tax the shit out of tea and fish, and make you pay for our military action in the middle east. Karma's a bitch USA USA USA
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>>7639246
I drink a fuck ton of tea
Pretty much never drink coffee unless it's out a cafetiere, in which case it takes longer than mashing a brew anyway
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>>7642537
Wetherspoon's doesn't serve P&M for a start.
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>>7638880
I'm sorry Bonglanders. You don't deserve this.
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>>7640599
This "old England" culture is fucking awful though.
Might have been good once but now it consists of Keep Calm And Carry On, Boris stuck on a zipline and Clean For The Queen.

What's the tastiest food that comes in a can?
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Stewed beef in a can is pretty nice :3
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>>7631941

Hernekeitto - the "oh fuck this again" on every thursday in the army.
Diarrhea - the "oh fuck this again" every friday morning.
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>>7634356
This shit is basically just salt. Tastes like salt. Nothing else. It's not edible.

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Would /ck/ eat a dinosaur? If yes what would be the tastiest species?
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Not a dinosaur, but from the same kinda era. I'd eat the fuck out of retarded-looney-tunes-shark fish fingers any day.
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>>7643460
>oily, rancid fish meat

No thanks. I would go for a sauropod neck, red meat and probably very tender.
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Turkey dinosaurs.
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>>7637970

Youre probably somewhat right. But there is no fucking way something as big as a brontosaurus tasted like chicken. the body is too large to have the same kind of meat.

Me i would want something gnarly that would give good trophy bones. Im assuming a herbivore species because i heard most of the meat eaters gorged on carrion which is hit or miss. Could be like crab or turkey buzzard.
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Dinosaurs do not exist. Dispatch your heathen ideas and repent.

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Best Energy drink?
Best Energy drink.
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>>7641028
I've been a Full Throttle guy for years. I just like the name. Eventually it became my staple for what an energy drink should taste like.

That said, I'm trying to cut down on my intake of such beverages. Started buying the 6pk because the cans are a smaller 12oz so I don't feel as guilty in gulping down the extra +4oz of the bigger cans.
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>>7638210
I'm very glad I got off this shit a few months ago.
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Based
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>>7644318
0.49 cent ftw
the 1 liter cans of this were the shit
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Ebin.


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