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Is anyone trying to make weird shit out of ingredients?

Currently i'm thinking about crushing cheeseballs into powder/little chunks and then coating chicken for example, think that would be a viable thing to do?

I tried with instant ramen and it was okay-ish but nothing to write home about.
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>>8130590
If you're old enough to be here, you're too old to be smoking pot
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>>8130601
that's kinda freaky, i actually thought up the idea to make it while high.
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>>8130590
>think that would be a viable thing to do?

Sure, people have done that many times before. Crushed cereal, potato chips, etc. is often used as breading.

Dunno why you would want to do that though, it seems like there are plenty of alternatives that would taste better.
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>>8130619
I can't explain why, in my head i just imagined it having a crunchy cheesy taste and feel.
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>>8130590
My experience has been that the best tasting food is made from good quality ingredients. Starting out with stuff that's shit to begin with like instant ramen or cheese puffs is putting yourself at a disadvantage unless you're fucking brilliant.

Best foods for NEETs that dont want to cook?
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>>8129725
In college right now with plans to get a new job soon (held the same gig for 3 years b4 quitting), so I'm not as NEET as you lot.
Personally, I eat shit. Cheap, $3.50 for 8 frozen burritos. Toss 2 in the micro for 3 mins, let cool while I get dressed, put in contacts, double-check my bag, and I'm out the door.
But frankly, I fail to see why a NEET wouldn't learn how to cook. What, is it going to take away from your precious fap and game time? What's time to someone who does nothing all day? You aren't in school or work. Learn. To. Cook.
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>>8129725
Not /ck/, but from Marcus Aurelius -

“At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work – as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for – the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?
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>>8130308
Why. You've given your claim, now back it up.
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>>8130582
Why would he assume one was born to work? Why would he assume one was born to do something?
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>>8130597
Some people have to go to work so that NEETs can be NEET. Some people wake up feel responsible for those that are too weak to do for themselves.

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What are some other examples of foods that are offensive? This title is problematic and should be changed in the UK
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>>8127017
>>8127293
Pretty sure a better translation would be "negro" which is less offensive.
"Neger" was never really a slur in Danish. It's just old fashioned.
And "negerboller" would be "negro buns" rather than balls.
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>>8126812
I have a few R. Crumb comics. Mostly Mr. Natural and Id Comics. I like them a lot, but Groening's "Life in Hell" scratches the same itch a bit better for me.
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No Bimbo negritos/nitos/bimbolettes?
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>>8128046
>s/pol/ cones
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>>8126766
I made some homemade faggots the other week. They were amazing.

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BITE BITE, SIP SIP!

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How's your diet going /ck/?
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>>8130594
>diets

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>eating a sandwich
>notice halfway through that there was mold on the bread
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if it's rye bread you'll trip balls and die have fun
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>>8129989
>mold eats your bread
>you eat mold
sounds fair to me anon
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>>8130559
but mold also eats you
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>>8130202
Sounds like he weakened your immune system by giving you antibiotics.
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>>8130202
>feeding your son mycotoxins
I think your dad was trying to kill you anon

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What's the cheapest way to make this taste god tier?
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>>8130324
>roasted potatoes
cut the potatoes up, toss with oil, seasoning, and put back in the oven at 450
>baked potatoe
don't cut potato up, make sure you cover in oil, seasoning, and put back in oven at 450

>hurrr it's only roasting if you cut the potatoes up first
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>>8130481
>tomatoes being from North America means north Americans invented everything that Tomatoes were ever used for

I guess Native Americans invented Thai food too because they use peppers for most of their recipes, huh? (peppers are also indigenous to the Americas too)
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>>8130464
>cold plastic fake cheese
>fake squeeze bottle "butter"
>expecting the bqq to be any better

fuck outta here with that bullshit
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>>8130605
>Wrap in foil

Why do people do this? Is it because they hate crispy skin for some reason?
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>>8130073
Cum in it

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I haven't had oreo's in a while and im thinking about getting them later today. However, I want the experience to be as good as possible. What are some great dips, or good ways to eat them?
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>>8128519
not sure its worth it
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I got the birthday cake Oreos last night, they aren't very good compared to the original I think.
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If you're going for alternate flavors, choose either the mint cream with the regular cookies, or the peanut butter filling with those chocolate covered ones, they're like an oreo-brand tagalong.
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>>8126474
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>>8126018
He has diabeetus :(

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>>8126614

Surprise, that pizza was made by a pollack immigrant and not an American.
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>>8129610
>triggers everyone
>grease
Stay the fuck away from pizza if you think grease is a problem. The problem with that dumbass's pizza is that the cheese slides off, even without being bitten into.
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>>8124059
it really depends on what you want. I've found italian pizza to be lighter and a bit more fresh(less greasy) but in terms of flavor american pizzas are more intense and are a bit more of whole meal. from ny but I prefer chicago desu
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>>8124222
You aren't serious.
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Not sure I can think of an american food that wasn't an improvement over the european original

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I have a bunch of basil. Was thinking about making pesto but can't afford pine nuts and parmesan isn't vegetarian. Can it be done with cheap nuts and cheddar?

Failing that please suggest alternate uses of loads of basil.
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Tesco value hard cheese is vegetarian it seems. £2.30. Might do the job.
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>>8130565
use basil for chimichurri
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>>8130573
>>synthetic rennet
Shit-tier cheese that's not worthy of the name.

so milk products are OK for you, but the rennet is not?
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Vegetarian or vegan OP? I never knew cheese to not be vegetarian.
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>>8130607
vegetarian as I wrote in the OP. I'm not going to fall for this >>8130596 obvious bait.

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fuck yeah it's not the stock image


im feeling great on bloody mary's
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>>8130395

cycling = constant endorphines and adrenaline (+ sex when you get fit)
flat bar road bike!
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Anyone here go to bars by themselves?

I pass a few decent looking ones on my walk home from work, always been tempted to go in for a couple of quiet drinks before I head home. never been to a bar by myself, is it weird?

Or should I just continue to get drunk at home and shitpost by myself?
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>>8130476
i've got a few spots i sometimes pop into after work on my own if i can't find anyone to drink with

i'm a member/regular at a couple of them so i can sit at the bar if i want some chat, as i'll usually know someone there (mostly alcoholics way older than myself), or i can sit at a table and be on my own

if i wanna go for a drink in a pub on my own i usually bring a book or something
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>>8129971
I too am sad and tired

In fact just the other day I forgot my sunglasses before I went to work and thought to myself "my sunglasses help me hide my sadness" because I am a faggot who thinks stupid things.

That being said life is okay, decent job, things are looking up, I just feel as if I've forgotten how to relate to people outside of a retail environment
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Half a fifth last night with my bloody Mary's

OP here

I've been worse off

In memory of Arnold Palmer.

Ingredients:

5 fluid ounces prepared lemonade
5 fluid ounces prepared iced tea
1 cup ice

Directions:

Combine lemonade and iced tea in a highball or tall glass. Add ice and stir until chilled.
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>see this thread
>go to google it
>arnold palmer is actually dead

NO!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>8129450
You're goddamn right it is
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>>8129450
No, this...http://www.whitetablegallery.org/src/share/default.jpg
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>>8128820
Well played OP, ignore the haters.

>>8129717
read my mind
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>>8128820
Or I could just buy a can of the stuff. Which I will.

RIP.

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What was your worst fatass moment /ck/?
over this last week I gradually ate three pounds of roasted peanuts, ended up packing on a few pounds
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>>8122923
Oatmeal cream pies are not allowed in my house cuz I'll eat them all in a sitting.
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>>8129456
I prefer the chicken at LJS. The Crunchies and Hush Puppies are the main attraction obviously though.
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>>8129488
You're right, the chicken is not bad at all. The fish is just a better vehicle for the tartar sauce which, for me, along with the batter and crumbs is the main attraction
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>>8126641
Are you okay? They said it could "feel like binging", not that it IS binging. You know how English works, right?
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the box from pizza hut, on a single seating with beers and some whiskey afterwards

New job. Don't really have time to go out for lunch so we eat in our generic office break room. Been living of takeaway food for a while now because meh. Afraid of getting fat now..

Any ideas for work lunch? I need something easy to carry and at least remotely healthy. Thanks.
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soup in a thermos on cold days
sandwich
or sushi from the shop down the road
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>>8129411
I don't even know what IB/IT means. I'm just a researcher working for a small startup.
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Work from home, so whatever I want.
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>>8129510
Every other - on gym days.
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>Buy tupperware/rubbermaid containers
>Buy crockpot
>Make stew/chili/whatever in a big batch on Sunday
>Divide into containers
>Awesome ready to eat lunch all week

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Man why is American chinese food so fucking good, I mean who would want to eat that authentic shit, it is all like chicken vaginas.
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>>8130357

You are.
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>>8128635
I'll hazard a guess and say grease,sugar and superior cuts of meat
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>>8128635
Cantonese > American Chinese
Especially British influenced HK dishes
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So nobody here has had authentic Chinese food that's not meme food?


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