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So I was travelling and on two particular days we couldn't find a restaurant open late at night so we ate a KFC and Subway.

Holy fuck. I expected to be bad but not THAT bad.

>everything is bland
>sauces are cold as shit
>"steak" is actually burger filler crap that isn't even made with beef

The only thing OK with my sandwich was the raw onions. They didn't fuck that up. I never ate olives that tasted of nothing until I had this sandwich BTW.


>fries were crap, not crunch at all and dry and rubbery
>breaded chicken didn't have any of the mysterious spicy taste they keep marketing it to have, secret recipe my ass

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this. i live in california. we're in a drought.
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Paper plates
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>as somebody who avoids these types of establishment
If it's good enough for Jared it's good enough for me. We have similar tastes.

>Not ordering the meatball sub with pepperoni

You fucked up.

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Who is your cookfu?
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>That tired, croaky voice
>Those worn, sleepy eyes
>Them mannerisms

Waifu as fuck.
This is going to save me so much time, awesome
>I get really impatient about making rice, so I just go buy a take-out box of steamed rice for a dollar

lol holy shit she's the best
They are still both tiny.
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>not being a friend and lover

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is this the best canned coffee?
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Yeah, that's no better than canned coffee. That shit sits in a bag forever, is low quality green, and is over roasted to the point of no return. It's shitty, burnt coffee that is stale as fuck. And you're a pleb among plebs.
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Don't deny it gents.
So what do you get then?

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What is /ck/'s favorite halloween candy?

This has gone too far mods, please do something.
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My shitposting is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay less obvious than this shitposting and I regularly get 3 day bans. I think its mods doing it;
>reporting threads that perfectly lie within the rules

Have fun with your ban
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so I got my wisdom teeth out a couple days ago and need some soft foods to eat. Any suggestions?
Porridge and tears
dont fucking smoke

I got all 4 holes suffering bone inflammation, right before I went to visit my sister in NYC.

I took a vape through the nose(thought it might work, it didnt) and BAM FUCK. Get what you deserve but it wasnt worth it..
I ate ice cream the first day after my wisdom teeth because I was really sad. Then I had porridge, macaroni and cheese, mashed potato, soft bread, mashed boiled carrots, vegetable soups, stuff like that.

Did you do it the American way and have your teeth out under anaesthesia? (I'm always interested because they just surprised me when I was in at the dentist, gave me a couple of locals, then went and yanked my teeth out while I was fully cognizant and crying, and I've never met anyone who wasn't either IV sedated or out completely for their wisdom teeth.)
I smoked after I got mine pulled. Not much, and not IMMEDIATELY after, but it wasn't all that bad.

I was more disappointed that I couldn't keep my wisdom teeth. They started stinking.

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Why do people 'sperg out about eggs being slightly brown and crispy?

>Not liking your over easy eggs to have a bit of browning around the edges
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Unlike you anon, my mom didn't cook for me until I was in my 20's.

I made my own eggs, it's easy. Nice autism though.
>just a slight browning on the bottom and edges is good for me.
A slight browning when the eggs are whisked and have fat throughout the mixture is fine. Even enjoyable. When frying an egg only the white comes in contact with the heat and gets a very off-putting texture.

Whenever I want eggs fast I quickly whisk them and spread them really thin on the pan and roll them up into a cigar shape. If I want sunny side up or over easy I take 10-15 minutes to cook the egg over the lowest flame so as not to brown it.
the texture kind of bothers me, but i can stomach browning, especially if the eggs were cooked in bacon fat
another shitty wapanese thread hidden smh

>my mom didn't cook for me until I was in my 20's

How is that supposed to be less depressing than having grown up with a mother who couldn't cook? And how could that possibly legitimize the idea that burnt eggs are in any way good?

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What can I do with this stuff?
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>you have to eat ALL the carbs
/ck/ needs more of this shit
>carbs on carbs

throw it in the trash where it belongs
>Get high and put some in a tortilla that you wrap up and eat.
>Put it on top of your ice cream sundae-style
>Literally anything

Source: I work at trader joes
Slather it on your dick and fap with it.

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lol we had make our shakes and malts too with high quality ice cream
the machine isnt hard to use
You mean you don't hand scoop the ice cream out of a drum?
Close, you use your elbow.
>Source: worked 45 years in an ice cream parlor
gd. at least the shills for other burger chains a a little inventive and don't use copy straight from corporate literature or menus. Only ate there once, and that was enough.
It sucked like a vacuum cleaner.Seriously? Over priced mediocre burgers with a dorky themed environment.
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>Anything but Teddy's
Do you even burger?

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Eggs innabasket.

How do you make your breakfast eggs?
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I wondered what would break first, the shell or the yoke.
Pretty sure that's a jack in the box.

Why my family calls it that I will never know.
It's called an Egg in the Nest, for fucks sake people
Egg with a hole in the middle*
>Dill seeds
>Any type of wheat bread.
>Over easy.
Fight me nerds.

What are your favorite vegan alternatives to animal products? Bonus if they're better than the "real thing".

I'll start:
Pretty much anything vegan made by Trader Joe's to make this list short, except for their refrigerated chickenless chicken (the frozen stuff is great) and their vegan cheeze is nasty, (but their vegan cream cheeze is great).

Tofurky hickory smoked deli slices.

Vromage gourmet nut cheeses (better than any dairy cheese I've had).

Follow Your Heart Vegan Mozzarella (their cheddar last time I tried it was nasty though). Amazing on pizza and lasagna. Not ever ever meant to be eaten cold though.

Blue Diamond almond milk.

That dark chocolate almond milk IDK if it's Silk or Blue Diamond but it's the greatest thing in the world pretty much.

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Supply and demand does cause real change, man. Less animal product consumption leads to fewer animal deaths. If you're implying it's only real to help humans, then well, of course you don't like vegans.

But you wanna argue that the change is too small, you could say the same about helping a single village in Africa, or any other nice thing you do. Entirely subjective. The peanut gallery is always there to scream how it's not good enough, all while they sit on their asses.
I think you're missing his point too.

Even if it's not your personal best, that doesn't mean there's no reason to do it.

All this bullshit about moral absolutes is waffling to prevent any sort of ACTION in any direction. Just do something to help somebody. Human or animal.
You shoud look into the nirvana fallacy and come back here.

There is no "instead of"

People see that contributing animal suffering is cruel and they do not want to be a part of it, and so they abstain. It makes a real change- for those beings who suffer.

You can obviously do these things while still caring and doing for others.

Vegans aren't pretending to care about animals- they don't torture and eat them because they literally feel it is wrong to do so.

I get it if you don't care about animals. If you see an animal suffering and you think it's fine- if it doesn't affect you. But to vegans- it affects them. So why be critical of their choices in that regard? You can't make them stop caring just like they can't make you care.
you still haven't explained why one can't both be vegan and do other stuff too.

do you need chicken wings to fuel your charity work or somethin?
No one said anything about moral absolutes. That completely came from you. Vegans feel that killing animals for pleasure is immoral sure- but no one is saying that if you don't care that you should be forced to.

The only way positive changes can be made in this world is if those who claim to care do something in regards to what they care about.
And clearly, many people have various priorities. I agree that we should do something.

Right now, I am doing the best I can and make choices I feel best align with my own morals. I can only live the way that I see fit for myself- and I only hope that people who claim to care will do what they can as well.

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Best burger chain? In-N-Out, Five Guys, or Shake Shack?
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In-N-Out has the shittiest fries. I go to my local family owned. They actually ask me how I want my meat cooked.
stop talking about shake shack.
None of the above, as they are all massively overrated. Burgerville for the win.
no fucking del taco is worse than white castle
i cant judge because yuropoor, but from the look i'd say in n out looks breddy dasdy :DD

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Anyone know how to make State fair grade food at home ? I really enjoying eating a bucket of fries that taste like mushrooms (Don't Judge) and can't seem to find Powders for fries and stuff
heat oil to 410 degrees F. add fries. cook for 10-12 minutes. add 300 grams of potassium nitrate and 50 grams of cellulose.

But when do you make the gravy?
You can grind up dried mushrooms in a food processor and make your own mushroom powder that way.
Whatever you cook in the oil prior will impart a taste to the fries if it is strong enough.
fry them in duck fat and toss with truffle oil

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Way to Germany and Scotland protecting you environment and your citizens!

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Bro are you even reading what the fuck I'm writing?
I just grow my own food and get my meat from a trusted butcher. If I had more land, I'd get some livestock and raise it myself.
gmo could mean something as simple as selective crop breeding, it doesn't have to mean gene-splicing and taht crazy lab shit
Select crop breeding isn't what I was mentioning, recombinant DNA process has existed since the early 70s, so yeah not exactly 50 years but getting there fast.

Nowhere did I imply tobacco smoking started after lab genetic modification of plants. Why is no one actually reading anything here?
You are so obviously a Monsanto puppet. Bwahahahahaha! I feel sad for you.

Alright ck today was cheat day so i. Decided to go check out this place called Johnny Rockets and I was not disappointed. I wish every day was cheat day. Does anyone else enjoy this establishment?
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Been there a time or two. Only complaint is that I don't think they put enough salt on their fires.

Maybe they could ask the people in this thread for some.
Never heard of Shake Shack or Shack Shack.

Y'all didn't see shit. I meant fries.
dunno if this is every location but each table gets a little coin operated jukebox hooked up to the main speakers all over the diner. diner's que up songs and if a certain one plays they all drop what they're fucking doing and start parading around in a line and clapping and probably singing/dancing if i remember correctly. it's a little much, even for an americlap like me
I was at an Outback recently and when the staff scream sung the happy birthday song I nearly jumped out of my seat. It is surprising they still do that sort of thing. You would think that gimmick would have been left in the 90's.

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