Why don't we have food pills?
eugh
>>22240887GOURMET SQUARES, ONLY AT THE SHAPE STORE MAH NIGGA
>>22234795I'd still be interested in a supplement system that would give you all of this but it's not in a food or drink form. Multivitamins don't count and cause you to become nauseous on an empty stomach (that includes drinking water or any drink really).Keep in mind I'm not like the dude who invented Soylent or Huel or whatever the fuck because I like to eat, but it would be interesting to see how one would be satiated with just nutrient pills and water.
>>22241001 mre
>>22241011MRE's and rations in general are different I'd say. Still cool though, I like that they often stay good for a long time if stored correctly. Wouldn't mind trying one.
>>22238722Man, that must be one comfy sandwich.
>>22238736They HAVE to have a Wanted poster of this guy in every single hotel chain.
>>22238962>>22239562ty bro. azeris are the best and worst of us
Of my group of a dozen or so friends growing up, half got into fitness, and half didn't. The ones who did ate clean, ate healthy, and frequently indulged in convenient, canned tuna for easy optimization of protein per calorie. The ones who didn't just had a normal diet that young people had, burgers, fries, milkshakes, etc.The ones who were into fitness developed substance abuse problems. They became irascible and unreasonable. Their academics struggled and a few dropped out of uni. Some developed violent tendencies. There is a vacant blankness in their eyes when you interact with them even today. The ones who ate more 'unhealthy' and didn't exercise as much are the '300k a year math major' meme, and are all successful, wealthy, starting families, and they now take decent care of their physical health even though they aren't mega athletes.I 100% think the risk factor of mercury on our nervous system from fish is understated, and the effects are cumulative, compounding, and take decades to finally leave our bodies. It just isn't worth it to me to eat seafood anymore because of that, and because I've seen what it can do.>b-b-but dood it's nutritious it's got good stuff you can't get anywhere else!!!!1111!You can get protein from any lean piece of meat or greek yogurt. Vitamin B12 from lean meats and greek yogurt. Omega 3 fats from nuts and greek yogurt and chia seeds. Vitamin D from 10-15 minutes of sun per week. There's just nothing in fish you can't get elsewhere without building up a toxic stockpile of mercury in your body that will never go away. It's even worse if you're a woman, because it affects any and all future fetuses you will conceive for all of your fertile years. I don't give a fuck if sardines are "low" in mercury, when you can get every nutrient from them in other common sources, and it defeats the purpose of them being low in mercury if you eat them so often and so many of them. The one thing you can't fuck with in life is your brain health.
ok mom thanks for your anecdote. I definitely read all of it and I am up voting you now.
>>22240933i only eat herring and only occasionallyit's mostly our own fault that there's so much mercury in the water so this is probably fate
>>22240933If you want to counter years of mercury build-up you can do a heavy metal detox. This usually involves a combination of herbs which you mix into a smoothie and drink daily. A lot of those "super greens" drink powders are formulated for this purpose.For mercury one of the most effective herbs is cilantro powder. It doesn't taste great.
>>22240933So toretto and company were criminals due to diet of tuna sandwiches and coronas ?Is that your thesis ?
What foods do you like cumin in?
Watermelons are always good, whole turkey carcasses if they're fresh. Jello cups if you're gentle enough with them.
>>22240985Please don't cumin my icecream
>>22240992>zesty
>>22240992>cumin>zesty>brown like shitFudge packin time
>>22240964Your mom's taco
A few days ago an anon posted this absolutely beautiful onion as a criticism of grocery pickup services. Apparently she thought the wagies picked a bad onion?well I don't get it. It looks like an awesome onion to me. I asked in the thread what the OPs beef was, but she never replied.So what do you think the issue is?
egg n cheese
>>22240313>i dont know what crust on a slice of bread isshut up already
>>22237472Looks like what I made this morning. But I added some home cured Canadian bacon.
>>22237510*eggsneeds the text limit
>>22240325sort of, yesthat way, toppings arent gonna fall offsome people believe that a sammich needs two slices of bread, but they fell and hit their head when they were smallthey dont know that two slices of bread can be treated as a disc
cheesy chicken
This shit is so overrated, it's not even funny
>>22240950the photogenic presentation contributes a lot to the hype
>>22240950>noodle soup isn't the most delicious dish ever made by man
>>22240950Shoyu master race
>>22240962Dont just show it to me!
that looks fun.
>>22240668>t. Timothy Dexter
>>22240685Lmao why have I never heard of this guy before? I may actually read his book. Sounds incredible. Thanks.
>>22240676Stuff tastes good freshly cooked.
>>22240653You mean cooking?You don't have to go to a restaurant and pay people to do this
>>22240676nothing, koreans are fucking stupid and their food is terrible
When's the last time you cooked a meal for anyone? Who was it? What did you make? Did they enjoy it?
The only people who have cooked for me have been my parents and my grandma.
>>22240491>When's the last time you cooked a meal for anyone?Two weeks ago >Who was it?My girlfriend >What did you make? Potato/mushroom soup and a chickpea curry>Did they enjoy it?She didn't eat any
>>22240534reminds me when i took care of my grandma in her later years. she grew up on a farm in wisconsin a long time ago all she ate was like salted and peppered tomato slices, corn on the cobb, berries from the forrest, milk and cheese. her idea of a nice home cooked meal was just sliced potatoes in a baking sheet drowned in milk with salt and pepper and some diced ham and cheese sprinkled on and thrown in the oven til it burned on top. id buy some 7oz cheese slice as ingredient for some recipe id be making and pay like $15+ and she would just eat the whole thing as a meal or id make mapo tofu and the next morning shed throw it away and say it smelled rotten. or if id make a sauce or something shed think it tasted weird cuz it was something nice and shed scrape it off and put some pace salsa on it. another common thing was to shred like a half a pound of cheddar on something and microwave it to improve the taste.
>>22240534Some people can't tell the difference between something nice and the slop they habitually eat. Let it go and eat your own 9/10 food
>>22240534This is some textbook narcissism, holy shit, lmao.
habaneros taste like shit and ruin the flavor profile of the whole dish. i'd rather use literally any other pepper/pepper/ thread I guess
>>22240770>jalapeno but smokedYou got a problem with jalapenos?
>>22240768yeah this. habaneros are the best pepper because they're fruity. OP is just a fag
I have never had a habanero that wasn't just straight up flame tasteJalapenos and Serranos are more vegetal, but because I don't enjoy acid reflux and bloody asshole, I tend to stick to poblanos.
>>22240783People discovered that insanely hot spicy food is there to cover up for the fact that the meat is extremely low quality, cooked like dogshit, and more than likely spoiled, since all the "spicy" dishes in the world originate from absolute destitute shitholes.
>>22240770Chipotle is good for a few bites before the smokiness becomes too prominent and monotonous.
We are saddened to announce that legendary chef Emeril Lagasse has passed away. He’s gone to the great kitchen in the sky, where the butter flows freely, the garlic is endless, and every meal comes with a deafening "BAM!" His passing has left a roux-shaped hole in our hearts and a serious shortage of seasoning in the world. Emeril leaves behind millions of fans, countless cookbooks, and enough BAM! energy to season the afterlife.His final words? "I’m about to kick heaven up a notch!" The funeral will feature spicy gumbo, a standing ovation, and a strict no-bland-food policy. In lieu of flowers, please send Tabasco sauce or just yell "BAM!" Rest in peace, Emeril. You may be gone, but you’ll never be medium rare in our memories.
>>22240982FIRST!
>>22240982No. Emeril lives.
Cream Alfredo: heavy cream, fresh homegrown Russian Inferno garlic, homegrown jalapeños chopped, bacon chopped, some onion chopped, 1/8cup grated parmesan, fresh homegrown basil chopped, fresh homegrown rosemary, store bought oregano, fennel, caraway, fresh ground black pepper, 2 dash Worcester sauce.store bought refrigerated lemon burrata boil 4 min. remove and drain.pour cream sauce in buttered, heated skillet let sauté 2 min, add drained ravioli, simmer 2 additional minutes. serve to Hot, topless Wife, fresh out of the shower after a full day of building livestock shelter, shearing sheep and trimming hooves.drink was an iced tea made from hot steeped: fresh grown mint, verbena, elderberry, lemon balm, stinging nettle and a single bag of green tea.how did i do, Anon?
autistically verbose
>>22240896Sounds amazing, if I get nekid too can I have some?
>>22240896I don't understand. Did you make the ravioli or just the sauce?
You did real good anon, sounds delicious and my only gripe would be your faggy Russian garlic, just say garlic next time nobody gives a shit.
got drunk and passed out and now my kefir is cottage cheese
putting him to sleep for a while as I cba watching this shit every day
>>22240972Stir it up and strain it. You'll get your grains back.
Cool Autumn Breeze editionThread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics.If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, time to get the nice blankets out.Previous thread: >>22224941
>>22240858>espresso tier grindsJust say you don't know what you're talking about and move on.
>>22240890>Just say you don't know what you're talking about and move on.thats implied via the anime
>>22240511i drink coffee at 5am, and then go to bed
>>22240890Theres a common trend that coffee grinders make coarse grain coffee, and to get finer grain suitable for espresso you need to specifically look out for it with "coffee grinder for espresso" or somethingSo, espresso tier.
>>22240979Stick to your cartoons pal.
This dish sounds crazy. Does this combo of chicken, duck, turkey go well with each other?
>>22240877paul prudhomme was based and the fact that he even attempted this is also based. what is not based is that it somehow became something people who only cook once per year think they can do.
>>22240882I thought most people who ate turducken picked up already prepared ones and just popped it in the oven. Trying to make one at home from scratch is insane.
>>22240841Dark Vader before he became evil
>>22240720I had no idea it was supposed to be deboned. Every time I've heard of it I imagined it with bones.
>>22240720No.
