Normally I hate modern taco bell, and with the explosive diarrhea threat I have been avoiding it. Sometimes I have moments of weakness though, and I ended up in the drive thru today and found out they had picrel. Honestly, it was good, but what can I do to per-emptively kill the explosive diarrhea parasite before it takes root?Also, are there any other dishes I should try since I already probably exposed myself? I'm kinda thinkin about going back for another one because it was the first thing I've had from there that actually was good.
>>22115251If you have a microwave available in your car or are driving to a place with one, sure.It's just a nice trick when knowing that you won't have access to cooking equipment.
>>22112165We have a few taco bells here but I've never tried it. Never made sense to pay restaurant prices for stuff I can find off the shelf at any grocery store ready out of the can basically. It's such an american concept to me
>>22115146it takes upwards of 2 weeks for the eggs which cause the diarrhea to be laid in your intestine
>>22115412sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!
>>22112165BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
redpill me on 'namon
>>22117795Two slices of toast, well buttered (put the toast back in the toaster after buttering for a few seconds). 1/2 tsp sugar each. dust with cinnamon.
How would you feel if this happened to you at your favorite restaurant?
>>22116347Underappreciated post. My first thought was "Well, probably better quality at Costco than getting it from Sysco. This thread is full of anons that don't realize how much premade Sysco stuff they've eaten that restaurants have just warmed up for them.
>>22117755You’re poor.
I would spit on the floor and kick and start screaming and grab a baby out of a pram and ragdoll that fucker against a brick wall smacking it's brains and guts in a big splat pasting the wall and then start pulling people's hair so their skulls fall onto tables and then brush off all of the napkins, sugar sachets, paper straws and cup kids onto the floor and then kick somebody in the face killing them instantly then I will turn into a lion and everybody will be screaming and pouring hot coffee all over themselves and you will be standing there shitting your pants
>>22117788Oh and then I would write a strongly worded letter and oh I would cry, how I would cry over this $12 croissant, if probably kill myself and my suicide note would read "why wasn't anon nice to me?" how tragic
costco cwassahn: $0.50handing it to you: $11.50
I have one of these things sitting around my kitchen doing nothing.Give me some recipes I can use it for.
My Le Creuset is my favorite cooking thingy. Learn how to use it.
>>22117744>>22117739just to be obnoxious, but what you have there is a culinary nuclear edc leatherman right there. you do it great disservice by having it "sitting around my kitchen doing nothing"...it needs blood...but once you give it blood you must always give it blood lest...the dutch oven claims your blood...and you end up as stew/roast/fry...
>>22117777suck my dick
>>22117776god dammit...I fucked it up
>>22117775>every post about dutch ovens
>a dollop of mayo
>>22099409>likely the only person to actually cook ittsome things never change.
>a stone of quid
a goebbels of petals
>>22106144yes. Japanese mayo tends be more rich and have more concentrated umaminess than regular mayo so you use less. you would never use the same amount of mayo in a recipe if you used kewpie instead of like hellmans or dukes or something.
>>22099611motherfucker I was thinking of this exact reference when reading the thread
>ate some kfc just a few moments ago>it's fucking goodwhy the fuck have people been memeing that kfc is bad for years? kfc is fucking good. hell, it's way better than mcdonalds.
>>22117758you must live in a pretty nice area, also>it's way better than mcdonaldsthat doesn't mean anything
>>22117758Publix fried chicken is better and cheaper
Can you not fry your own?
Pay no mind to the spanikopita. Was leftover from gyro night, had to use it up. Crust got a li'l overbaked because pizza temp.
>>22114351>>22115060>all that oilgrim
>>22114865>I buy the boxes on amazon to make it like a piece of homeThrow us a pic of your collection and I will judge it on the cringe:impressive scale.
>>22115365What?
Mogs me so hard I might as well quit making homemade pizza forever.
>better put my home made pizza in a cardboard box for pictures to post>surely 4chan wont take issue with this
When did you stop falling for the best before jew and simply started trusting your senses?
For vacuumed sealed/canned stuff I ignore the best before but for stuff like meat and milk it's a "rotten by" date
>>22115925jew?
>>22116880If I get sick, then any lawyer will take my case and we'll sue the bloody bastards
>>22116113Retard do you think the best before date magically factors in storage temp, humidity, the exact number of mold spores in your air? Its just an educated guess based on assumed conditions
>>22116880No lmaoWhy would you if it smelled and tasted bad
Bandeja paisa
>>22117585They're great fresh off a hot skillet, just absolutely trash once they cool off. Also need to have a proper amount of salt in the dough.
>>22117590>>22117585I'm with this guy. Fresh off the skillet from a street cart in a cold, misty Colombian morning? Perfect food. The sad, lukewarm lumps they serve at sit down restaurants that barely have any cheese inside get a test bite at best.
>>22117585Wrong
>>22117590>>22117599>>22117713Yeah all the ones I've had have been dry crumbly trash with a few micrograms of what can barely be distinguished as filling. All at different sit down restaurants
>>22117300Ok now wheres the NOT PRISONFOOD?!!
How do you eat a slice of pizza from which someone else has already taken a bite?
>>22117655Congrats. By far the dumbest thread on ck rn.
I'll bite lel. if it's a lady I just take a bite if it's from a fat man I tend to shove it in my ass and snip it off with my muscles you know what I'm sayin? like no gender disinformation or anything but ladies are hygienic so I can touch it with my mouth but it's 'za so I have to injest it you know?
>>22117655Is pic rel (You)?
>>22117655bit the other end retard
>>22117690>this used to be considered obese
>Beers for old people>Wines for snobby nerds and old ladies>Whiskey/Bourbons for chuds>Vodka is for ladies or slavs>Rum if for Men>Ale is for Gigachads>Mead is for Gods
>>22116974Kek
>>22114154Gin is for me
>>22117000We get it. You’re an alcoholic. Got it.
>>22114154>rum is for menYeah. Men who hang out in gay bars in Miami.
>>22114154You forgot tequila
Does it work?
>>22117646Perhaps this would help
>>22117572Taco Bell did have shrimp tacos in like 09
>>22117721>Taco Bell shrimp tacosWhy would God allow this?
>>22117761The Pacific Shrimp Burrito was introduced around March 2010[1] as a limited-time offer.The item was reintroduced on March 3, 2011, alongside the Pacific Shrimp Burrito. Like the burrito, it most likely lasted until April 6, 2011. It was unique in that it was one of only a few seafood item offered by Taco Bell.
>>22117409My city has a Mexican seafood restaurant that's been around about 20 years and does really well. Mexican seafood meaning, they pretty much only do Mexican dishes that are seafood based. Maybe Mexican food isn't popularly stereotyped in America as involving seafood, but Mexico does eat a lot of seafood.
One time I was so poor that for like a solid year I would buy a 97 cent baguette from Walmart and steal a salami and cheese block and eat that all day it was like 2000 calories for 97 cents. Do you think God will understand
>>22117529>goldman
>>22117505>These companies are pretty good at tracking shoplifters. They just don't bother doing anything about it until it reaches felony level theft because otherwise it's just not worth it for them to deal with.this is true, I guess a around a year of salami and cheese didnt reach the threshold in OP's area
I'm eating steak for breakfast tomorrow
Did you hide the salami up your ass and the cheese under your nuts?
OP 0.001 seconds after death
What are the best Great Value foods in your opinions? I like the Cookies and Creme pop tarts and the Texas toast
>>22117710I can't knock it. Store brand soda is so much cheaper
>>22117724It reminds me of Mexican Coke, but at a fraction of the cost. Also, the GV ice cream is kinda ass desu.
>>22117680>This is not bad at all in moderationWhat a nothing statement. Kill yourself.
>>22116255>bed eating
>>22117350You’re poor.
>he owns/uses a dishwasherdisgusting.
>>22117520this. we have hard water and its a pain in the ass to even shower
>>22117695>your evidenceAnd what "evidence" is that, retard? I gave no evidence but I would find your attempt to show otherwise amusing. So go on, then. Show me. Show me where I provided any evidence. And the powder is, like, 7¢ per use AND has several uses outside of the dishwasher. Trying scrubbing ceramic with it. Works a treat. >>22117691Between my two properties, my net worth is shy of a mil. As for how much I'm making, nah. About half that. Between me and my wife. >>22117694>Are you in the top 10%/5% of Americans?No idea but almost certainly not though I don't really keep track. And she's not poor, the neighbour. She's elderly and can't drive anymore. And the one we bought wasn't the cheapest. Memorial Day sales before the retardtarriffs meant that a couple hundred bucks got you something of decent quality.>>22117714Will do!
>>22117727> Between me and my wife.I’m your wife now.
I wish my dishes when I take a shower. I don’t have these problems.
>dishwasher racks keep sliding open>so many fucking dishes>fuckers keep putting my wood cutting boards and knives in the dishwasher It's not the dishwasher's fault that people are fucking retarded
