Is this the most wypipo tier soda that isn't obscure "health conscious" seltzer?
>>22180109>>22180112Cope, saars. It's gross to put your ass clothed or not on food or drink containers or on surfaces people eat from.
>>22179621Frescah
>>22180204fresca would be so fucking good with normal sugar, fucksake how is there a market for fresca, the fake sugar less sweet with some juice citrus soda and not a normal sugar less sweet-with-some-juice citrus soda>>22179621nah OP thats mtn dew or mexican coke
I drink the fuck out of this stuff and am not ashamed of it at all.Most white people soda has to be either Mountain Dew or Diett Coke though.
>>22179621For me it's a can of Drum & Bass
Hard boiled some eggs but the yolk was still liquid so I put them in the microwave to finish them off, then tried to bite into one.
>>22180183That's good stuff. I'm laughing my dick off. Anon nearly burnt his apartment down, burnt himself, didn't get to eat chicken wings, and had to stew in the dark while drunk, hungry, burnt up, and thinking about that FUCKING BITCH.
>>22179081Is it kind of like how I can put a cigarette out on my tongue without burning myself?
>11 years old, learning how to ""cook"" for the first time>home alone>decided to try using the oven for the first time to bake some bagel bites>filled up glass baking dish>set the oven too high>burned the bagel bites>put hot glass dish straight into sink and filled it with cold water>exploded instantly, throwing several glass pieces around the kitchenat least i got lucky and didn't get impaled with any hot chunks of glass
>>22180252oh shit that reminds me of a time as a kid i was making toast or a bagel or something. gets jammed......oh i'll just get a butter knife and get it out, shock the fucking shit out of myself, i just remember being so...shocked literally that i just freaked out and the butter knife went flying in the air. i think i was home alone also, could have been much worse.
>>22160986What is the comic panel from?
Why does everyone who eats "like an adult" (variety of foods with spices and heavily prepared) has constant IBS, while me who eats basic food has no issues?Examples of meals I eat:>Plain chicken and rice and broccoli>chicken sandwich and corn chips>ceasar salad with chicken>grilled cheese sandwichThat's like 90% of my diet.
>>22180015Why release would your family use >22 different spices per your own admission. Truly white people don't have anywhere near that many spices. inb4 you claim hyperbole. No. You are brown.
>>22180071IDK, they just make a new recipe and my mom always complains how hard making food for the rest of the family is because they always are trying new recipes.
>>22180104leave home.
>>22180172I already closed on one, but it'll take a year to remodel.
>>22180071>Why releaseWhy else, Jesus Christ, autocorrect gets worse and fucking worse. >>22180104Bitch, I cook new shit all the time and I didn't use 22 spices. Your mother is brown. >>22180228Congrats. I actually had my house reappraised today for my insurance.
Thought a general thread for posting your cooking process/food you made would be neat. Here I cut and then roasted some bell pepper, cayenne, onion, garlic, etc.
>>22180219Baste, i love garlic on pizza like that
>>22180171> whoreWhy?>>22180150Looks great, garden harvest season is so satisfying
>>22177936I paid almost $5 fucking dollars for a biscuit cookie. It was too big and the filling was too sweetYours look better
>>22176784>>22176764Too many faces
>>22180265>Why?"Puttanesca" literally translates from Italian as "in the style of the whore,"
If you get any type of "Meat lovers" pizza I dont respect you
Milk first then cereal is objectively better
>>22180088Awesome, I'm sure there aren't any microscopic parasites :)
>>22180074Nigga I'm an omnivore because that's what my body was made for. I ain't no vegan bitch denying myself essential nutrients from animal meat but I also ain't no vulture picking at organs and bones.
>>22180111Unbelievable inhuman behavior, you're a lizard person
>>22180086No he won't, I'll give it to him.
This is the thread for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions.Info on types of teas, where to buy, and how to brew: https://rentry.org/tea-pastebinPrevious thread: >>22138325
>>22179708>bai mu danI will investigate. Thanks. >>22179726They seem ok. Very subtle. Feels like the natural sweetness of blacks (reds) but more floral and melon like. I kind of like it, but it's also kind of dumb I agree. My white tea experience is pretty limited though. I had the "Sweet Ya Bao" but looking at the YS page, it's harvested somewhere in Jinggu...
They're arguing about Asian desserts in the coffee thread
>>22168015based
>>22180025Sounds fun to spectate, thanks. What should we argue about. Biscuits vs cookies?
>>22180179I don't feel capable of arguing in the tea thread.Is a biscuit a scone?
Any recommendations? I've always had basic pure white porcelain plates and bowls and wanted to buy something more fancyBut I'm scared of the darker coloured stuff cause Idk how food will look on it
Personally I'm fond of this one
I serve my kids food in this. It’s microwave safe and keeps them occupied for longer than a traditional plate.
>>22179500lmaoNo joke, I considered giving my kid pet toys when he was a toddler but didn't simply because my wife wouldn't let me.
>>22179381All my ceramic ware are hand me downs besides a .75c plate from the super market
>>22179381I can give you an anti-recommendation. Corelle. I had some cheapo plates from them for a few years. They picked up dishwasher funk somehow and in just never went away. Like they were porous or something. Other dishes, 20+ years old had no problems. So F this brand.
I love tuna. I love tuna in pizza. I love tuna in pasta. I love tuna in salad. I love tuna everywhere. However, I found out recently that these niggas are full of mercury. There is very little but apparently it doesn't really leave your body so it accumulates over the years and I've apparently eaten this daily for years so I think I have to finally stop. Are we tunapilled here? What are your best recipes?
>>22176706Honestly, canned chicken is about 85% the same flavor once you mix it with stuff, but cheaper and with 0 chance of that random bone fucking up your whole experience.
>>22176706canned tuna is only good for tuna salad or any other dish you heavily season or add a bunch of other shit to it. and like >>22180243 said canned chicken has about the same taste for cheaper. I feel like big tuna is behind this post... what's next? claiming spam is the most delicious canned meat? because I'd be fully behind that
>>22176706Tuna is also rich in selenium, which binds with mercury and makes it inert in the body. No one is getting mad hatter's syndrome from cans of tuna unless you literally eat hundreds of them per week.
Are you in the US? If so, order six packs of King Oscar mackerel from Amazon. It's on sale right now, $14.44 per six pack but if you get five such packs on Subscribe and Save, the price drop down to $12.27 per six pack. Once they arrive, simply cancel your subscription. There's no penalty so you get the fish in olive oil* for barley over $2/can and KO mackerel tastes very similar to tuna. It also has very low mercury.
>>22180267Barely^Also, the *: I like to use the olive oil to cook with. If you're living that ramen life, mackerel olive oil is a great way to make cheap ass shrimp Top Ramen or Maruchan. Just heat it in a saucepan then add paprika and cayenne powders and, when fragrant (very soon), add the shrimp powder and water. Cook the packet otherwise as normal. I like to also add Totole and mushroom seasoning but you probably don't have either.
What flavor will you pick to energize ur week?Grass Block Cake – A square cinnamon vanilla cake coated in chocolate crumb streusel and a cinnamon brown sugar topping, layered with brown cream cheese frosting, topped with grass-textured frosting and finished with a non-edible Minecraft topper.Creeper Key Lime Sandwich – A square lime cookie sandwiching a layer of lime frosting, coated in green sprinkles and finished with a Minecraft Creeper topper.Bee Lemon Poppyseed Cookie – A square lemon poppyseed cookie topped with lemon curd and lemon buttercream, then finished with a non-edible Minecraft Bee topper.Enderman Cookies & Cream Sandwich – A square chocolate cookies & cream cookie sandwiching a purple marshmallow mousse, loaded with brownie pieces and more cookies & cream pieces, and finished with a non-edible Minecraft Enderman topper.Pig Cherry Blossom Cookie – A square pink cookie mixed with maraschino cherries, topped with cherry cream cheese frosting mixed with maraschino cherry purée, sprinkled with cookie crumbs and finished with a non-edible Minecraft Pig topper.Chicken Cookie Butter Cookie – A square marbled spiced cookie butter cookie topped with melted cookie butter, cinnamon vanilla and cookie butter frostings, finished with cookie butter crumbs and a non-edible Minecraft Chicken topper.
>>22179805What exactly did you think they were going to do for a 5 dollar cookie?
>>22179812I can't tell if you're sarcastic or implying that a 5 dollar cookie can in any way be considered "cheap"
>>22179899It’s not that expensive in the scheme of things
>>22179805Yeah it’s lazy and faggy looking and we have an assigned shill for it who’s already had more than one of these threads today.
>>22179747>Went back not even a week later and it was gone probably never coming back.That's kinda their whole thing, new flavors every week. You gotta go down the rabbit hole and find the reverse engineered recipes so you can just make the ones you like yourself.
For MY home cooking. Just so there's no confusion over whether anyone else is invited. Of course I'm aware that this will only result in a lot of other people joining in, for spite, since this is a very immature forum. But I was asked to clarify. There was a simpleton who assumed it was for everyone.
Fancy chopsticks. I don't know why I have these.
>>22180236>>22180237>>22180239>I don't know why I have these.It's clearly because you're gay.
>>22180236>>22180237It's cool that you got some second hand books to continue your larp, but you should really open those and try to learn something from them.
Cottage cheese and sunflower seeds.
>>22178946I would eat these so hard you'd hate to watch it
this is all you need. this is the salad, perfected.
>>22180147obsessed
>>22180162I SAID DISREGARD
An Italian on /int/ told me that only gypsies put vinegar on salads.
>>22180188Italians have known nothing about cooking since that knowledge was stolen by the French.
>>22180188No he didn't. We use vinegar or we use lemon. And if he did, know this: no Italian knows enough about Gypsies, especially not their dining habits, to tell anyone else about it so if this supposed "Italian" had intimate knowledge of Gypsy culinary customs, then he could only be a Gypsy himself. His opinion can be disregarded entirely.>>22180253You're retarded.
Recipe says:>Add two dried bayleef Does nothing to affect the taste, nothing as far as I can tell. Can't speak for for fresh bayleeves cause I've never eaten one. Soon.>Not knowing what real bayleef tastes likeI'm still new to cooking, fuck you
>>22180205That chicken look dry as hell my nigga
>>22180216I added the cabbage butter to the rice once it was all cooked. I cooked the coconut milk off quickly because I didn't want to fuck it up and make rice porridge.
>>22180221>2Juicy4UThe marinade I put them in kept the inside moist and gave the outside crust. It sealed off the whole drumstick when I smoke them
>>22180195Don't blame the humble bay leaf and his subtly delicious bouquet because your yank tongue has been burnt out by flaming hot Cheetos. I grow decorative ones in my garden and they're slowly poisoning me.
>>22180250You sure you're growing bay leef? Cherry Loreál looks similar but is toxic and still tastes like nothing
Yall niggas eatin beans? Well these are the goat
bushs baked bean loaded potato > heinz british baked bean jacket potato
>>22174734Any time I have leftover ham I'll do a pot of white beans, occasionally I'll do up some homemade baked beans with bacon, and I've also made refried beans a few times. All that said, I'll happily take the convenience of some canned beans along with not making the whole house smell like beans for 2 or 3 days.
>>22171711Bought several cans during Trump's first round of stupid tariffs. I have an ancient recipe card from the 1960s sitting around somewhere
>>22171711Grew up on the original flavor, mom never bought the jalapeno flavor. I did on my own and it was a revelation.
>>22171711Just tried these, they were pretty good. Will eat again.
>>22179737Thanks my mom’s never been married friend
>>22178868The britbong cope
I eat all that and I don't wear deodorant either. Not natural.
>>22178868you know the world's going to shit when chat gpt is commonly accepted as legitimate source when 10 years ago wikipedia was almost universally derided as a primary source of information because "anybody can edit it to say what they want", but I guess llm hallucinations and errors aren't as big of a deal as a heavily moderated open source website
>>22180240Chatgpt is legitimately a good starting point for stuff. It has access to all information in the world
You can get Chick-fil-A on Sunday in certain very special places.
>>22179679I asked. I'd go again if they had coupons.
>>22179683I'm sure they care about a complete non-entity willing to spend about 6 bucks. Your patronage will be sorely missed.
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>>22179688 I'd go again if they had couponsi'd go again if they had coupons.
>>22177816>wagie intercepts your vehicle before you get close enough to read the menuEVERY TIME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE OPTIONS ARE????
