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No, this is Patrick.
yes um, this 14.99 item is actually 9.99.

oh let me change that 4u

theeenks :")
walmart cashiers dont deserve the dignity of a job
>Buying Stridex Pads to combat horrible facial acne

When I was 34, I discovered all my acne was caused by caffeine. Cokes, chocolate, whatever. I discovered it when I took up caffeine pills.

I get it's different for everyone, but mother fucker this would be priceless information to me when I was 13. I could have saved myself so much stress and embarrassment if I had figured it out 20 years earlier.

I immediately told my entire family to relay it to their kids/teens in case it might be in our bloodline.
Just act as if I was buying panties for a female acquaintance/gf/sister/daughter : not give a fuck, not explain myself as if I was caught in the act of doing something weird. People don't assume you go to /d/, they assume you're just some dude buying panties for whatever reason.

>>decide food is too expensive
Dude, it's the country with the cheapest food thanks to the gov paying giga farms in subsidies. The shittiest food of them all, but cheap.
Please stay there.

There are actually less posters in summer. At least there were when moot was in charge. Summerfags always have been regular posters shitposting.
Redditards from last murican elections are more numerous than old 4channers, literally doing the Great Replacement they talk about.

Yup, in Yurop we know how to self use a self scanning machine.

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Talking about time for cooking eggs is retarded if you don't consider local altitude / atmospheric pressure.

At high altitude, the boiing point of water can go as low as 90 °C, which will be a more significant difference than your 30 seconds at unspecified temp.
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They're bees.
You can see the pollen scoops on the leg of the one on the left.

But it doesn't excuse what the fuck is going on.
It's mentioned when you get certified to be a lifeguard. I remember the instructor said that means they've been drowning "way too long"
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No, those are flies.
they're horse bees

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Did the coconut industry spend any money meming bloggers into believing this micronutrient-free substance is a cure-all? Or did they do it all on their own?
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As a dermatologist I advise rubbing your face in coconut oil.
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I don't know, but I do know a lot of poor coconut farmers are going to be fucked after they invested their time and effort in coconuts and suddenly the hype is over again.

It's not a bad oil (or fat, whatever) for cooking, but I've returned to pseudo olive oil (aka flavored sunflower oil) anyway.
>tfw the many turns you into a psi reaver
*white people


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>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.
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>I occasionally have contact with females besides my mother that sometimes leads to sexual interactions

You fucking slut, lose the 3D
dunno I could see the benefit of having a big pillow to snuggle with, like a giant stuffed animal basically. If you want to jerk off on it I would go with a figure or something more doll-like
I don't think you can make Michelin on EBT
My mother taught me to cook, are you spastic? I don't think you realise it's not just women that suck shit, it's that nearly everybody sucks at cooking today, when I was learning to cook at tech the only people who actually managed to complete the course was me, some Australian dude and some French girl. 2 people out of a 30 person course actually completed it, worst part is most people there actually failed the course rather than volunteering to leave themselves
My mom, my dad, my brother, both of my grandmas, and even my little niece whl is just seven, are great cooks. I am the only idiot who can't get pass microwave ramen.

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Favorite scream thread.

This shit makes me want to fuck it.
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Yall just don't know. The best ice cream in the world is from a place called Savannah's Candy Kitchen in Savannah, GA. Specifically their Pecan Praline ice cream. Homemade ice cream with their fresh pralines.
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Best flavor coming through, touchdown sundae a shit.
>phillies flavor
In the fucking trash. Probably tastes like batteries thrown at Santa, losing, and that godawful accent they have
I make my own apple crunch vanilla fro' cus', and it can't be beat tbqhimho.
>>phillies flavor
>In the fucking trash. Probably tastes like batteries thrown at Santa, losing, and that godawful accent they have

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What's the grossest alcohol you've tasted?
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I remember playing a bunch of rounds of flippy cup with a handle of skol. It was a good night.
Can't find the brand of it but pic related is basically similar to the worst alcohol i have tasted

Can't find the brand of it but pic related is basically similar to the worst alcohol i have tasted
blue four loko
These are actually shit tier. Its funny that the exported ones are exactly the worst quality ones.

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what is your favorite soul food dish
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>stupid fucking Britbong Ameriboo posts yet another bait thread
>you dumb fucks take the bait


You people are cancer.
>Obama spent money at 2x the rate of his predicessor.
congress creates and spends the money you tard
>thread on a cooking board about soul food
>somehow a bait thread

we have containment boards for a reason

This brings back so many fond memories.

I grew up in the south carolina, in one of those big plantation houses outside of charleston.

My mom disappeared when I was born, and my dad was in the military, really high up. We were pretty well off , though my dad was hardly around. He hired a nanny, she looked just like the woman in this picture. Fit but with gigantic tits, always had shirts like these on.

One day, I came home from school, I was about 13 and super bummed out about getting dumped. I suppose I was looking sad and she asked me what was wrong. I said I was pretty down in the dumps after breaking up my my gf.

She came around kitchen island saying "oh suga, come here". I was only slightly taller than her chest, but she pulled me in close to give me a hug. My head couldn't be helped but be buried between those gigantic tities.

I was in pure heaven, titties smelled like sweet cornbread. I stayed there buried for a few minutes as she patted my head between her chest.

Being 13, I don't think I left my bedroom for the rest of the day as I was jerking off thinking about those cornbread titties. I pretty sure that was her plan, I certainly didn't think about being dumped after that.

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You refrigerate your tomatoes, don't you?
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Ok, you are excused if you are getting molested by kangaroos right now
Yes. I like them cold for my salads.
Of course.
my dick hairs red.
>losing all the flavor and texture for no reason
I'd rather not.

Name a more heavenly delicious refreshing desert food.

I used to eat this all the time as a kid.

Just cut a watermelon in half and scoop out some of the middle and put vanilla ice cream in it.
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Why not just watermelon cream ice?
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I made watermelon sorbet if that counts
thank you senpai for that 4656x2620 3MB image of a fucking scoop of ice cream
>3MB is a filesize to be mad about
bitch ass nigga
don't talk back to me

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>overhear cow-orkers chatting
>one of them got her fat kids to eat a few fruit slices
>by serving them with white chocolate fondue
>they consider this a significant accomplishment
How did things get like this?
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Welcome to society hippie faggots. Raising your kids in a bubble doesn't work. One day they'll fall in some mud and get ass cancer because they have no immune system
Ooh, look at me! I'm posing on a moral high horse, desperate for attention by ripping on fat women and their kids!
Anon, I don't think wanting your kids to eat healthy and be fit is the same as keeping them in a bubble.
what's wrong with oats?
Obvious fatty detected

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Post shit from your country, because this seems to be a meme everywhere.
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Morton's Salt.
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There you go, anon. Though it says "Auntie Snowstorm" on the wrapping, but eh.
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Pick one and only one
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The last time I had a novel-to-me fast food meal with fries, at a vegan place in Paris, I ate them with ketchup, mustard, and mayo. On a comfy couch.
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>Ketchup is in katsu sauce.
>Marina is superior to Pearl.

Team Ketchup can't lose!
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Well how would anyone know how cool cool ranch was if there weren't any other ranch to compare it to? Cool ranch obviously emerged as a successor to ranch.

People like to crack wise about how Americans love burgers and fries, but let's be candid and casual for a second folks, does anybody seriously dislike burgers and fries? It's so good.
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Nobody dislikes fish and chips, either, but you lot rag all over them.
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We have multiple seafood chains here.

They're trash though, so I wish we could get the real thing.
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Everyone loves burgers.
Bullshit. Agriculture is far safer, more productive, stable and therefore profitable than any other time in history because of technological advances. Get the fug out of here with "muh farm boys"
I'm saying historically that's been the culture in most of the country, and that partially explains the American tendency toward anti-intellectualism. If only the sons of the elite get to be intellectuals the common folk are not going to take a positive view of intellectuals.

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what is your favorite stir fry dish
Looks like her arm is going to snap off. Why lie and imply that women are good cooks?
I do one with shrimp, onion, broccoli, sugar snap peas, and bell pepper that I really like. I make the sauce in the wok while it's cooking. It's garlic, ginger, green onion, MSG, soy sauce, brown sugar, rice wine vinegar, and red crushed pepper.

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>ITT redflags

>he/she doesn't eat mushrooms or fish
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>Eww, I don't like onions

What kind of shit mushrooms are you eating?
It's ok anon, I got the joke
Yes good goy vote (((Republican)))
Kill yourself.

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