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How do you feel about rodent? Have you ever eaten it? What's it like?

I have had guinea pig which is sort of like pork and kangaroo which is very grassy tasting. Neither was bad.
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jesus christ that vagina is huge
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Oh my god, opossums are vomit inducing
that pic is no less disgusting than those pics of spiders with hundreds of babies on their backs
>the capybara: bro to all creatures, from cat to caiman
spiders are cute you disgusting beast
thats a good movie but the editing pisses me off every time

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Anyone else have to deal with "grilling morons" this holiday weekend?

>uncle doesnt even buy 80/20 beef
>continues to push down the patties on the grill
>wont take help or advice

I ended up just leaving
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Even if the person in charge of the grill is doing dumb shit, you shouldn't intervene. Two people with one grill is a recipe for disaster.
If you're autistic about grilling, be the grill man next time
Dude, just get drunk like everyone else and have fun. Take a few bites of his shit burger, fill up on sides and give the rest of the burger to the fucking dog. Have you really never familied?

Fuck my family I don't give a shit about them and they wouldn't give a shit about me if we weren't blood related
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Amy Schumer?

>if you had read the book (or watched the movie), you would definitely know that he had just lost his ear - "hole" in the head. Stress on the "e" and it becomes "holy". Hence the "saint like" and "holey". Brilliant joke, yeah? George will be George.

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what pasta is objectively the worst, and why is it spaghetti?
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There are different kinds of sauces. Chunky sauces do well with smaller pasta shapes, smooth tomato sauce goes better with noodle shapes or pasta with ridges, oil or cream sauces do better with smooth pasta.
What ? Where ?
I like them because of that. Have the middle be al dente while the rest is well cooked. Strikes a nice balance.
fuck you, this is like the best kind of pasta ever
mom's spaghetti

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Why do nĂ¼-males love vegetables so much?
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there's nothing wrong with neutering dogs you piece of shit
>using the term beta seriously
I mean the alternative is for me to call someone without a girlfriend (you) a cuck
you sound like a fat flyover, autistically trying to defend his childish tastes. Just reading that drivel made me dumber.
that was bad.

all right guys, just give it to me straight, what is the best way to store onions?
i have them in plastic bags in the fridge right now, and i want to live life appropriately on all levels imaginable, so i was wondering if that was the right way to approach the onion aspect of my life

I store them just like the grocery store does: sitting out on the counter, unrefrigerated
The best way to store onions is in a dark, dry and cool place. If you have a cellar that is not too damp store them there. Keeping them away from light is most important, otherwise they will start to sprout.

Don't put them in the fridge - although they will not spoil there they will lose flavor quickly.
Also, take them out of the plastic bag. If they can't 'breathe' they will start to rot inside.
Best is a basket or if they come in a net simply use that.
best thing to do is fill a ziplock with nitrogen - u can get nitrogen capsules and slip it in and seal it. do not open the bag for at minimum 6 weeks though because it could activate the core of the onion.

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>only good stuff
>delicious dishes
>pls no bully
>no jack
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Watching Jack is like self-immolation and watching Mark is like autoerotic asphyxiation.
he lives for good food and doesn't waste calories on the mundane shit you consume in excess on a regular basis.
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>toss spaghet in some good ass crab meat and innards paste
>immediately wash it off with runny crab sauce
Also I'm sick of the "crab shell for presentation" meme. It's a pain in the ass to actually eat with it in the way.
10/10 would eat and let it fuck my wife
9/10 looks nutritious af
wew lad/0
7/10 runny af and subpar presentation
8/10 looks good af but looks like it's a pain in the ass to prepare for something so simple

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Let's celebrating all the famous YouTube food people.

I'll start with my refined, shibui, friend name of food reviwer or something.
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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What does /ck/ think of Emmy?
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I'd like to inject my paste into her mouth if you know what I mean.
That was the only movie where Laura Dern was actually attractive
her videos are very relaxing and i enjoy the extra goofy bits she adds to the end of all of her videos
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
that and the fact you an dress her up in a school uniform and french kiss her in public

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>mfw Americucks call basic food 'artisan'
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Good for you, if I am ever injured on a farm an ambulance will be able to reach me on a paved road and I won't have to pay 10 million bucks for a few stitches. I won't have to pay for a fucking heart transplant either. My friends won't either because we aren't selfish cunts that cry about helping others and our selves with taxes. I am eternally grateful that my people don't have your backward mentality on taxes.
All you yuppies seem to be missimformed on american healthcare if you have a fulltime job its almost always a non issue for paying that shit, since most have good benefit plans. And if you think an ambulance cant dive on a gravel road i dont even know where to tell you to go to learn some common sense
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>tfw eurofags can't catch 70 carp at a time and throw all but 3 in a ditch to rot
Is this what they call damage control? You get your health insurance by giving up some of your pay but the moment it is taxes you stamp your feet like a child. Yanks are absolute morons. You want a good country but your not willing to chip in. Cunts. As for the ambulance part, just because it can doesn't mean it should. In Europe the cost of repairs would be covered by taxes but in yank land the cost is added to your healthcare plans. One way or another your still fucking paying.
Paying 1200 a year for a health care plan vs 50+ in income taxes along with sales taxes too ill take my plan over yours i pay for my own and not some fat leech or subhuman that pumps out a baby ever godamn 9 months.

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Do amerifats have these?

Nope. Company's based in the UK.

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Will this actually make pizza healthy?

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i came in this thread to post this. youre all newfag plebians. I still love the 30" pizza video the most.
Ulillilia is the patron saint of 4chan
It's still wider the most door frames.

The real question, I realized after I posted, is the pizza. You have to have a MASSIVE oven for that and you'd only be able to have one in the oven at any given time unless half your store was ovens. Not only that, but your peel is going to be equally massive or else the pizza will just collapse down the edges, and waving a peel that big around would need a rather large kitchen space or else you'd be knocking co-works out left and right. Rolling out the dough needed for a pizza that big would need a log sized pin and a surface that would also have to be massive, you'd need two or more people to work it from either side.

All this just adds up to super impractical, why do one huge pizza when you could do 4 larges and not need massive kitchen, impractically large boxes, and tons of wasted space in the corners only to not be able to fit the box in the car or get it through a doorway.

I call shoop.

they probably have a sliding door in the back
you are a massive idiot. the stone/brick ovens at pizza shops can be massive. and if you have to tilt it a bit to fit it through the front door, it wont hurt anything. there are 30"+ pizzas for take out at a lot of non chains.

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>'people' who call pizzas 'pies'
>'people' who refer to burgers as 'sandwiches'
Why do they do this?
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Pizzas aren't pies. Pies are enclosures for fillings. Back when they were invented, you wouldn't eat the crust, it was just a way for wives to make something to put their husbands lunch in that they could put in their pocket, take down the mines and throw away afterwards.
> professional miners existed before the concept of bags or containers.

Sweet pies (similar to tarts or galettes) have been around since ancient Egypt.

The "coffin" pie style of cooking a pie, with an inedible crust, was so that you could slow bake a meat etc filling when you had an oven like this.
my worldview allows for considering pizzas a type of pie
>> professional miners existed before the concept of bags or containers.
No, but they existed before miners could afford them as you should have gathered from my post.
Does that make a calzone a pie?

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>ctrl F sip
>no results

You know what time it is
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Nobody likes that shit.
Absolute Zero is the patricians sip
Standard production line/factory type job.
Various different roles, but I was on the packaging line. Most of it was automated but still needed to be babysat or watched over. Think like making sure the cans were being coded, and moving down the line, watching for jams or bad packaging

Full time employees usually had 12 hr shifts (6am -6pm) 3-4 days a week.

I was a summer temp so they more or less let me work as many days as I wanted beyond that. It was far beyond glamorous, but I made almost double min wage so it felt worth it at the time.
>poverty sips
lol who cares
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Wendy's is so fucking good. What's your go-to Wendy's order?
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Jr Baconator combo or nuggets and a salad.
Wendys makes the best damn everything. BKs burgers have that awful fake grill flavoring, McDs is only good for fries and only for the minute after they're taken out of the fryer. Never had a meal at any other fastfood place that was half as good as the worst I've gotten at Wendys.
>white frosty
Fuck you, fuck you a lot.
I've never had wendy's but their twitter marketing makes me want to try them now.
I hope that's your only meal of the day.
I've never had wendy's but their twitter marketing makes me want to bomb one of their establishments

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Will a vegan diet make my body holy?
You'll be gay
I don't think so unless by gay you mean happy.
I guess it will by making your feminine little dick finally fall off and turn into a pussy....which is technically one more hole and thus making you more holy

>Harry Potter jokes

Go home: >>>/lgbt/catalog
>Harry Potter jokes

What the fuck does Harry Potter have to do with anything?

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