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ITT: International McDonalds

(aka 3rd world McDonalds have a more interesting Menu)
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If you yanks love all this stuff so much why do they serve you shit?

Surely if you guys didn't like it they wouldn't sell it?

Do they sell the festive pies over there? They're cum inducing.
Honestly the only time I ever eat McDonald's is when Im traveling. I never eat it in America because if you want a meal like that theres much better choices. McDonald's for me is when I'm abroad for atleast a month and just want something where I'll know exactly what I'm getting and how it will taste. I love experimenting with new foods but every now and then you just need a break.

Coke + McDonald's is the most globally consistent combo you can get. People rave about Mexican Coke, but I honestly can't really taste the difference between Coke made with HFCS and sugar. Now Pepsi on the other hand is totally different and much better. Mountain Dew is actually worse with real sugar.

>Americans eating mince pie.

No, we've graduated from the 16th century friend.

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>puckin' purray

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the feels.
One for breakfast, one for morning tea.
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Is that intro music the same as Chef John's?
I'm not going to lie. That looks delicious.

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Is the Global G2 best value for money kitchen knife on the market?
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No, that would be the Tojiro DP

inb4 $60 is prohibitively expensive

sage because not sure if shill.

fuck no. fuuuuuick no. buy a $20 Chicago or similar, great knives.


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>pic has good reviews
>want to get it for easy & healthy meals
>too self conscious because I'm male

Why do they have to make all easy home cooking cookbooks tailored to women?

Anyway post good cookbooks that you like.
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another example
If you were a real man, you'd get the fuck over your (obvious) insecurity and just by the damn book. Who the hell cares if it's tailored to women? You're a man, and everyone knows it. You've got nothing to prove. See, if I were to buy that book, it would instantly become manly. I'm the paragon of manliness, so much so that my every action is essential to manliness. Now buy whatever fucking book you want.
Yea, you're quite right desu.

...but how to get over the jewess part?
"How to Suck Cock From Craigslist"

You can make that one manly appearing at the checkout counter, correct?

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Ordered this yesterday, only want a bun and pickles. They give me this and still charge me the same price as a regular burger wtf? They could have at least filled it up with pickles. Should I call Corporate?
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you're a fucking idiot. First, there is literally no way to ring in just a bun with pickles on it. The only way it can be done is as a burger, no meat, only pickle. Secondly, no matter what the sandwich there is a standard build. This might be 2-3 pickles per sandwich or 1 spoon onions or 2 squirts of sauce and so forth. If you wanted tons of pickles you should have said so accordingly. The employees have no idea that you're a moron who has no idea what you are doing. Next time tell them you're a retard and you want your speshul sammich wif pickuls pickuls pickuls and do us a fav and shove it up your arse as deep as you can. Maybe it will reach your head
>you're a fucking idiot
lol nigger you work at mcdonalds
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My dry cleaners ruined a suit once. Somehow the entire jacket got ripped in half, I have no idea how that even happens. They were very apologetic and offered to reimburse me. We worked out a fair deal (suit was already 5 years old and showing signs of wear, so I thought half of the original $900 was already more than reasonable, but the owner wrote me a check without arguing). I got a subsidized new suit for a suit that needed replacing anyway,

I seriously doubt you asked nicely, you probably said something about "lawsuit" right off the bat and they realized you're just an asshole freaking out about your thrifted designer shirt.

Clearly you understand McDonald's franchise owners who've hemorrhaged money since the inception of the dollar menu to the point of arguing over a $5 cleaning bill better than I do/did.

This isn't the 1980's any more. The cost of franchising out, constructing the building and staffing a full house doesn't cut it when the average client is only spending $6 per trip.

You go about speaking to people in a very offputting manner as well, no idea how you function around people who've never visited this board.

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What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?
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lol - if doesn't fit your personal definition of pizza then millions of people are dumb and wrong, right?

You fucking child.
not that guy, but he's right

wisconsin is where food traditions go to get murdered

just look at the bulk "parmesan" they shit out

of course you can't say that to a wisconsinite. if you have any kind of issue with their food abortions, it makes you a traitor to this country who will stop at nothing short of the total annihilation of all americans everywhere
>if doesn't fit your personal definition of pizza then millions of people are dumb and wrong, right?
Not at all. It shows what a different fucking world the Midwest is in terms of food from other parts of the country. Aside from Chicago there isn't much Italian-American influence, and even less actual Italian. So pizza can be anything, and when it was introduced to the region not by Italian-Americans, but by chains like Pizza Hut and Domino's the starting point was already pretty far from the origins. And the pizza in OP pic comes from a place where adults eat things like tater tots and nacho cheese without a second thought.

I can't even get to dumb and wrong in my thought process because I'm too morbidly fascinated.
>pasteurized cheese
says it all really....
My wife is originally from Wisconsin. I read her your post. Her response: "The people there are REALLY defensive about the awful food they eat."

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>I don't eat seafood
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>'Real drinks'

Awesome, we've regressed to elementary school insulting. I'm not overweight, in fact I'm about average for my height. I just have the good fortune to have non-bitch taste buds and am actually able to enjoy a variety of delicious beers. For the record, I also enjoy whiskey, vodka, rum, cognac, and lots of other drinks.

As I said, more beer for the rest of us. Go sulk in the corner with your rose wine while you wonder why no one wants to talk about liberal politics with you.
>I'm not overweight, in fact I'm about average for my height
Well, if you're American, average is overweight.
>ha ing autism fits over what people eat.
I am American, and no, average is not overweight. Despite what you may think American doctors have medical data which they rely on to advise their patients of a healthy weight for their height. Shocking, I know. At 155 pounds (a little over 70kg), I'm pretty darn average for being 5'9".

But I'm sure you knew all that and weren't shitposting at all. Go back to your coffee and cigarette breakfast, Jacques.

Underrated candy ITT
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he was ironic ya knoe...
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yo niggas

do you have this motherfucker in murica?

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fat NEET here, i just went on a food adventure.
back home now. r8 my adventure.

got in teh subway first.
pic 1/9
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>being addicted to food
>b-but you have a s-s-small pp

Trolling uses to be an artform.

They've become so obese from their manchild diets that they've become "disabled" under the weight of their own selfishness.

Disabled people are provided for via taxation of normal productive people.

Why is it nighttime at 11am
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wew lad

>meat is for cold blooded assassins and wild cats
>vegetables are for skinny hippy vegans and weird people
>chicken is for niggers
>fish is for chinks, literal autists and weird people
>fast food is for lazy fatasses who can't walk
>bacon is for redditors
>bread is for pigeons
>cheese smells disgusting
>anything sweet is for children
>anything asian is for weeaboos
>anything from the other americas is for beanies
>anything from europe is for frechmen or britbongs
>anything from australia is le meme

What are we even SUPPOSED to eat? Eggs, milk and water forever?
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and that's why I eat alone
it's a heron you fucking idiot.
You forgot that:
>pasta are for students
Instant ramen and booze, all day everyday
>tfw you're a cold blooded hippie nigger chink pigeon

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What's for dinner /ck/?

Homemade cabbage soup here.
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that literally looks like the dump I take after eating cabbage
why no bacon?
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Hotel pizza
>$150 cleaning fee for smoking
they don't fuck around d00d
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Made some pie with chicken and mushrooms yesterday, so had that microwaved.

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Help yourself to some cookies, Anon! Hope you like them. They took me all day to make.
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>took all day to make
maybe you should try an ez bake oven next time if chocolate chip cookies are too hard for you
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t-thanks anon, they look very crisp
>this kind of thread

I don't know if it's best suited here on /ck/ where people will shit on the quality of the cookies, or on /fit/ where it will send them into an autistic rage about carbs and macros.
/r9k/ would go
>woman.. useless like always
Thank you. I appreciate the effort and will eat the cookies. Keep practicing your cooking and you'll be baking bread before you know it.

R8 my dinner guys.
No sour cream, no onions, no crackers = 2/10
I done fucked up..
3/10 for the spoon because that's a sexy fucking spoon.

everything else is shit though

No beer thread? Lets change that.

Currently drinking pic related - original version. Cheap beer to go with the cheap steak I just had. Its ok for the cost though.

What beer are you drinking?
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Good beer, anyone able recommend anything similar?
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Delicious, hoppy tripel from Poland.

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gutmann weizen/helles ?

My favorite's the doppelbock they have around christmas
poor fuck/10
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This one's very nice.

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Man is this the worst Jack video or what?

>being an asshole
>shitty pictures of shitty food
>Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL
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How do you feel about the term "fighter aircraft"?
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>mfw this thread
It's a ridiculous made up propaganda term pushed on the sheeple by the liberal media and their tyrannical leader George Soros

I prefer the term "single-seat multipurpose national security jet" and if you were redpilled like me you would understand why

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you not get, stupid?
>shills a book written by his homicidal pastor (google maury davis murder wife)

As if advocating genocide wasn't bad enough you fat scumfuck Ja/ck/
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>moves entire head towards food
>not just moving his hand closer


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