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>tfw summer
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>salad dressing all over a perfect rare steak
I think that's discolored, and old semen bro

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Tell a manager all your complaints about McDonalds.
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A full 32oz cup of soda gives you 32 oz of soda.
a 32oz cup full of ice and soda gives you 10oz of water and 22 oz of soda, which when it melts quickly becomes 32oz of watery drek with no fizz.

You want to put in about half a cup of ice. enough to keep it cold, but no so much as to dilute your drink overmuch.
This is especially important in theaters, considering a soda starts at $2.00 for 16oz.
most of my complaints about mcdonalds are about the quality of food which differs from store to store so telling them to you wouldn't do much good but I guess if there's one thing they all do wrong is late night, the fries are always super soggy which I guess is from being reheated in the microwave or something? I'm not sure and usually the burgers look like they're thrown together by the employee who's in the break room sleeping off his all day drinking hangover.
How does it feel knowing that all the managers at McDonald's say it's not worth it becoming a manager?
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o youre one of THOSE people
Kitchen Manager here

You want to know why your McChicken is lukewarm and soft

It's because the people in the grill make 6 or 8 at a time, regardless of how busy it is unless you're constantly breathing down their necks

Seriously take your eyes off the lazy white kids in the late afternoon/evening and you've got 32 pieces of meat when you should have 12, they just don't want to do their jobs and cook more often.

Come in during lunch peak (end of breakfast-1:30), all the good crew (mostly hispanic) work in the morning until the B and C teams come in.

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Tell me your methods
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I sort every M&M, by hand, straight into my mouth.
A sign of autism is being predisposed to enjoying patterns, faggot
Fake as fuck.

You can't buy 1kg bags.
First, please allow me to congratulate you on your trips.

Now on to the matter at hand.

I buy peanut M&Ms, because I like peanuts. First I take out as many sets of RGBYOB as exist and eat those in groups of six. Then I eat the rest by color, usually in order of the colors having the largest numbers of M&Ms of that color remaining.

In the last two years, I have only gotten a single package that had three sets of RGBYOB in it. There are often long periods when there are no reds at all in the packages, or no browns.

No, I'm not joking.
no one posted the fucking pasta yet jesus

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>We're gonna order pizza. What toppings do you want?
>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the grownups want on their pizza?
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>it's on wikipedia so it must be true

Truly a retarded American waste of space.
Berries are fruit, you memelord
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>fried egg
>slathered with sugary tomato sauce
I fucking love The Counter. Unfortunately, they closed the one close to where I live. But I fucking loved that place. Great burgers. I'd always go overboard with my toppings though.
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Waving the white flag, I see

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L'Enclume: The Third
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Did they taste gneiss, Borneo? Granite, it's a cool restaurant, but I wonder at your seeming obsession with the place. I chalk it up to your youth.
my sides
you're becoming boulder with those puns aren't you?

rock on
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A tribute to Judas Priest, no doubt. I always thought their foodie song "Turbot Lover" was a bit weird for metal, but it had a nice beat.

I know literally everything about Whisky. If you got questions, ask me.
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I think "No-one knows" is closer to the real answer.
In any case you can be pretty sure whisky was unrecognisable as fuck until ageing was properly used. Bushmills is the oldest licensed distillery.
why is real bourbon ONLY from Kentucky?
Bourbon denotes the ingredients, not the region, but it is named after a town in Kentucky I think, so whatever you feel like. Can you make scotch out of Scotland?It's a place name but ultimatley it refers to a recipe and a technique, so I'd say yes (no-one has managed it though).
It isn't, according to the US government. Bourbon can be produced anywhere in the US (but ONLY in the US).
>(thanks to a certain tv show)
what show?

Does this make you hungry?

fat people eating makes me sad.

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I made these today, to the Cornish recipe. They were great, but I need to work on the crimping skills.
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You go face-first. Holding it is for cunts and pussies.
The pasty predates your empanda by centuries, Spain stole it. Fuck Spain.

It's pasty, lad. But you are right, you don't put sauce on a fucking pasty.
I don't think those will stay on a nipple very well
That was mega fast, I placed an order with dubpies.com yesterday and the order was just delivered a few minutes ago from fedex ground. It takes a lot to impress me, next it'll trying them out since they're frozen so will take some time to defrost one before I heat it up. I really didn't expect them until maybe Thursday. They banged those out, one bunch of New Yorkers to another.

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Carl Jr's just opened for the first time here in Colombia.

What should I order?
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With ranch
i had a jallapeno thing thingy the first time there and it taste awsome for me
holy shit really? where?

pls b bogota
The Big Carl for sure.
It's like a Big Mac, except it's actually good
Also my favorite.

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Would it be possible to grill a chicken breast on pic related setup?
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Okay okay, what about this pan?
If you possessed a functional brain capable of processing visual information instead of the clinically retarded one you're using now, you would see I never made a suggestion, only stated that denatured alcohol is clean burning. By all means, keep up the great detective work though. You almost got me.
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now we're cooking with gas, faggot.

If in fact you had the cognitive ability to differentiate between your elbow and your asshole you would have been able to determine that igniting a flammable substance of any kind in a Teflon pan would release toxic fumes, you would have never made suck an asinine suggestion, illustrating your mental handicap, faggot.
just cook it in the pan you cluck

Give me your best pro and con for veganism.

I'm arguing with a vegan bitch online.
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It's pretty funny and something that I noticed when I was a little kid, all of the network news, so called news, all put the same stories on at the same times and go to commercials at the same time.
Calling them pathetic is an understatement.

Who let Fox News in here?
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who /pol/ here ?
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right here
My main beefs with vegans (pun intended):

Veganism is unnatural. Humans are omnivorous animals. Meat is supposed to be in our diet.

The idea that killing animals is wrong is stupid. Why is it wrong to kill an animal, but just fine to kill a plant? Plants are living things too, and they have as much a right to live as animals. What gives us the right to decide that a cow is more important than an onion? We have to kill things in order to live. That's the way life on this planet works.

Vegans always end up inconveniencing other people around them with their special dietary requests.

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So /ck/ which one is better? Also which model of each is the best?

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I'm a little bit overweight, not exactly fat. I tried to go on a diet.
I was making great progress, but I felt like a zombie without pasta and red meat.
So I started eating again and working out instead and I feel fine.
Pasta is a sacred gift from our ancestors.
If you're not eating pasta you're fucking up.
This thread is a useless means of conveying your singular opinion on pasta.

Quit shitting up my /ck/
It's just calories, bruh. the reason that carb foods make people fat is that it's way easy to eat too much of them, they have a lot of calories in them for the volume.

just eat less at every meal if you want to lose weight

because I'm sure you contributed an overwhelming amount of quality OC today, mmhmm.
>muh /ck/

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Golden Corral horror stories thread?
pic unrelated.
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He died last year at the age of 50.
Well yes, but anyone eating that greasy reheated food would.
It's like fucking a fat sloppy whore when you're horny then regretting it after
When me and my buddies graduated basic training we all went to golden corral together. I'm pretty sure we each ate at least 10,000 calories. The chocolate fountain was disgusting. Same recycled chocolate with shit floating in it that you know little kids had stuck their nasty hands in. I still dipped pretty much one of every desert item and even some meat in the chocolate fountain and ate it.

If you can go to golden corral without getting sick and dying your immune system is goat.
Some people complain a lot about greasy food but I don't have a problem with it. They also have a very low tolerance so food I wouldn't find greasy they think it is sopping in it.
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'4" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

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Beverages in mason jars.

It's not quaint. It's not rustic. It's just retarded.
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I know it's summer and all, but /b/ humor is all over this board now and it's fucking retarded
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It's in a Hank Williams song.
That's all the reason you need, son.

Jambalaya, and a crawfish pie and a file' gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma chère amie-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
>"Ay. AY- you like cornbread?"
Reminds me of a female coworker from up north that was bragging about being able to cook like a southerner. She proudly claimed that she made her cornbread "Sweet, just like in the south". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry
I bet she used yellow cornbread mix.
You need to pour it faster.

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