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>ITT
>Non pro-jewish / pro jewish-ideals movies

Janitor fuck off, there are hot-pockets to be heated up you piece of shit
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Only correct answer (at least the first half of the movie)
Also, FUCK the SJW janitors up in here
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>>65845135
good pick although its a given at this point

needs more under-represented flicks

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I'm on episode 12 of s1 now.

Good lord this is shit

None of the things they do matter, the villain always survives or escapes in the episode stinger

Scully is always conveniently "not present" for every extraordinary thing that happens

And the x-files have no reason to exist since the government already knows everything.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SHOW. THEY'RE MAKING NO PROGRESS.
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>It's a Scully and the Smoking Man go on a road trip episode
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>>65845092
myth arc episodes are all really good up until season 5 with the whole fire alien thing. after that they're all pretty terrible. the only myth arc episode I liked after that was when Mulder learns what actually happened to his sister, the walk in stuff. it's a silly explanation for what happened, but it finally gave that arc closure and the last five minutes of that episode was very bittersweet.
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>>65844781
It's 9 + new seasons long. If you want things to be wrapped up in a neat little package, this aint the show to watch.
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>>65845238
It's funny compared to modern television how, at least in the beginning, this show was more about chasing and tension than action scenes. They draw their guns so many times in the first couple seasons, but almost never fire them.
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>>65844781
I'm on like episode 7 or 8(whichever one is a "The Thing" rip off) and I enjoy it, if only for the interaction between Scully and Mulder.

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IT'S LEVIOSA NIGGA
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>Black wizards wand is three times bigger than the white wizards
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>>65845165
There are some faces that have no place on stage or screen and that's one of them.
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not funny /pol/
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>>65845165
>points wand sideways
AYO IM FINNA CAP YO CRACKA ASS WIZARDS IF YOU DONT HAND OVA DEM HOUSE POINTS YA HEAR ME MOTHAFUCKAS?

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
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>>65845283
and on seinfeld
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>DO THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS?
>I don't understand a word you just said
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>Pedro actually made a cake to ask the girl to prom

Absolute madman
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>>65845273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyjWxZdBEGM
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>>65843217

it was pulp fiction of the comedy genre

loved it...( and pulp fiction )

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What's the worst movie poster ever made?
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>that invisible gun
>that impossible pose
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>>65844368
She has dank tits in Fast Times senpai
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>>65844782
>fifty different light sources: the poster
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>girl's head so poorly shopped it cuts off at the chin
>some weird le monkey face shit going on with liam's mouth

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A refuse to believe this woman isn't some animatronic succubi made in a secret jew lab somewhere. How the fuck is it possible to be so attractive
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>>65845262
50 cent was in there
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>>65845262
hello, Billy Ray
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>>65845266
So has autistic pedospamming. Let me guess, you're a big fan of that too?
>something has always been somewhere, so it's inherently good
This is the logic of someone with down syndrome.
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More Kate, less newfriends.

Would you suck her pitjuice?
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Kate Winslet has the best feet. Bigger than Uma Thurman's. Kate are equivalent to a size 12 mens foot. Imagine all that square footage filled with the slightly stinging tinge of odorfull wonder.

Every time I see Paul Dano in a scene I always say
>Based Fucking Dano
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>>65845222
Pavement, Minutemen, Radiohead, Elliott Smith and Galaxie 500
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which movie is it where he gets his ass beat the fuck up
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>>65845222
Tripscore
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>>65844276
Based
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>>65844783
>>65844816
>>65844832
>>65844842
>>65844858
>>65844860
>>65844874

CLASSIC
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>"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Do Americans really do this in school?
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>>65844355

He nearly got a 1488 get tho.
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>>65838525
B-but the Founding Fathers were secularists.
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>>65845105
That's right kiddo. Back to your containment Sheev thread you go. Leave kino discussion to the real men. I'll have you know I eat plebs like you for breakfast and shit them for lunch, a true patrician's meal. I can see you've decided to stop responding, this was your final mistake. As of right now I'm running a sophisticated software through the archives, to identify your posting patterns and ultimately your profile. Next, I'll be able to track you down and find you. No thread is safe for your sorry ass now, so you'd better crawl up your mother's ass. Mind you, I'll hunt you down there too. You'll beg on your knees whenever you open a /tv/ tab, because my superior intellect and lightning-fast typing ability will have a retort ready before you even finish solving the captcha. You messed with the wrong madman, I watched my first Giallo when I was 8, when I was 9 I had already analyzed in depth every Fellini ouvre in my sleep. In other words, you're clearly outclassed. Like my great-grandfather, the acclaimed cinematographer Patrice D'Enclume used to say, "If you like kicking the shit, don't cry when your shoe smells of feculence." Your memeing days are over you dildo-gagging cuntbag.
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>>65845263
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>Announcements in the morning
>"and now, the pledge of allegiance"
>Nobody says anything
>One or two people stand up
>The rest of the class carries on as normal

I'm pretty surprised that this isn't how all of you guys did it.

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why is being "fat" (read:obese) the new thing?
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>>65845063
>she hess ripped a crayter in hur pents
H I G H E L A S T I C W A I S T B A N D
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>>65845139
I did actually, thanks brother. Yowza.
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>>65837593
Obama is a nobody and you're probably a retard if you think he has any control over anything. Google "George Soros" and "Open Society Foundations." They're more down the avenue you're thinking of.
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She can tell it like it is
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>>65832489
Because feminism is being shilled hard in the media. And part of feminism is that women should all be fat

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This is our daily reminder that we were on high tier and now we are probably low tier.
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i've literally only been to /tv/ /mu/ and /pol/

99% of the time /tv/
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>>65845164
>/a/ is not a shithole
>>>/qa/439914#
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/v/, /gif/, /r9k/, and /pol/ mid tier? Most of those need to move down to normie tier.

Also, needs a tumblr-tier for /aco/, /d/, /lgbt/, /s4s/, /lit/, and /x/

And /pol/ needs to be down in shit tier. It's entertaining, but also goddamn embarrassing. Fun to laugh at, not to laugh with, and therefore they shouldn't be anywhere even remotely close to the good boards.
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>>65845164
>>65845158
>>65845144
>>65845133
>>65845120
>>65845070
>>65845037
>>65844867

This list was created with three entire months worth of research, based on the requirements:
>sticking to the theme of the board
>actual discussion
>memes created by the board
>overall fun and good laughs
>maturity of the posters

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/lit/ is a pretentious shithole. Makes filmfags bearable by comparison.

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What is your favorite western? Mines pic related

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I know you saw tonight's Flash episode, /tv/.

Thoughts????
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>>65845264
i haven't seen it past s01e01. too corny/cheesy/cringy.
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>>65845264
Amazing, but /tv/ won't admit it. Best to discuss it in /co/ talkback threads.

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Mark Brendanawicz in Parks and Rec.

Not only does he have absolutely next to no personality, the only time he shows any kind of emotion is with snidey comments and arrogant, sleazy actions. The subplot of Mark and Ann's relationship is so dubious as they have absolutely nothing in common, and Ann saw him as a sleazeball from the get go.

Also, are we really meant to believe that this guy is some sort of ladies man? He looks about 10 years older than he's meant to be and dresses like a fucking shop class teacher.
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>>65843592
>nobody would even give a shit about after his inevitable demise.
Meadow is depressed for like half of Season 4 because of this
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>>65839138
Mark is horrible in every way.
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>>65843922
Vito's murder makes tensions rise between Tony and Phil though
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>>65839891
>Joan

What the fuck? Why?
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>>65839138
Elaine.

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Uh-oh.
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>>65845145
i think he means complex in his demeanor, it's a combination of tough, suave, slick, but still goofy and lazy
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>>65845151
That's what's weird as shit.
How does a movie that's about four unfunny has beens going on vacation AGAIN get more asses in seats than the promise of giant robots punching aliens on an enormous screen?

The movie was intentionally a huge spectacle, how did it lose to something that had no reason to be on a large screen in the first place?

How the fuck did it lose to Grown Ups 2?
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>>65845145
By complex I mean he is less of a stereotype than Jin and Mugen. I think it would be much harder for an actor to nail Spike than anyone else.

He's not just an ex-gangster though. There is more to him that makes him more fun to watch than your typical bad boy anime character.
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>>65845178
it cost $190 to make, so it made over 200mil proft
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>>65845247
>>65845278
his demeanour resembles that of a man who had his gf murdered by his best friend.

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can someone explain what he did wrong please?

if anyone's in the wrong it's Jake
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>>65844885
literally none of that is wrong. you must be a woman.
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>>65845096
OP here i happen to agree with this anon

not really seeing how those things makes him wrong
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tyler durden was the bad guy
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>>65844798
not killing rocco when he had the chance
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>>65845096
>>65845146
You guys should try not being niggers, then.


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