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What is so bad about the Matrix sequels? I have not watched them yet and would like to hear some reasons.
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you know the sad thing. when i watched these two scenes as a kid I NEVER realized about the ass
wtf was wrong with me as a young kid? now i love ass
The first was sublime
The second was neither good nor bad. It had some cool scenes, some cool tracks, but generally I didn't like it much
I've completely forgotten everything about the third.
Studio thought the audiences couldn't understand the concept of the machines using human brains as parallel wetware processors.
The original script dealt with the matrix and the plugged in people were like sheeple because the less "thinking" they did meant more brainpower the machines could use.

I've always just recconciled it with the head cannon that the machines had some vestige of the laws of robotics (or their equivalent) and didn't want to kill all humans, just neutralize a threat to them. Being machines theyre all about efficiency and use the thermal energy from the pods to pay back into the system itself to recover some energy.
Link pls
Because the Watchowskis started hitting the gay rave scene and wanted to work that in.

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Twin Peaks Thread #3

Fresh info from last night:

Last thread: >>80801791
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>implying i care about what she's been doing in the last couple of years

i liked her up until celeste & jesse forever. i'd still tap it though.
Leland is BOB, right?
No one knows. It's a safe bet though.
Damn, Powder looks like THAT
James and Bobby look rad.

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Next - ??? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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>that fucking stock DUN!

Yellow looks great, at least.
I am currently download Jungle Fury right now.
When is the big YOU'RE A ROBOT reveal?

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Flash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt0LeCAFSjk
Batman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDZKPzEnZ-4
Aquaman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6O009NoWDQ

Wonder Woman, Cyborg and Superman(?) to be shown tomorrow
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>I'd stick my dick in your ass any day
not him but please stick yours in mine.
nah I only fuck whiny little bitches.. unless you're a hot grill
Based bob
back before Ben lost his facial aesthetics
I think that's just because they're rewriting the script from scratch.

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>I would love to have had Misty in the Iron Fist show instead of Le Chinese hand grill
but anon, only asians can do martial arts! it's bad enough that a Trump simulacrum was already cast in place of a true martial artist-american, they needed to keep authenticity!
It's less work and cheaper.
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I've never seen someone forcing themselves to be this angry in my life. You said that other guy was reaching but all he did was literally Google "Domino." Look at yourself my man.
thats what pissed me off about the show, the pandering. its like they had a book with characters names, and some very minimal info, and then wrote a fanfic about them.

I wanted the Danny who could beat the fuck out of gods, like the tournament story arc, and not some giant hobbit looking guy with a jewfro who was the worst iron fist ever.

Madam Gao was pretty good though. I only wished they made her more fearsome in the blast a nigga through a wall with a glance like the Crane Mother.

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Jamie pull up those risk factors for heart disease
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Ketoacidosis and ketosis are not the same fucking things, holy shit, why is this board so dumb? Wow, do you think people that fast and survive off body fat are fucking diabetic you idiot? Kill your fucking self. Fat is perfectly healthy. Carbohydrates especially sugar are what kill people.
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>shits himself at the sight of the mildest form of spicy food
>spends half an hour projecting insecurity from it as bragging when a normal person that doesn't shit themselves mocks him

>30 min
>Must not have a lot going for you in life.

More irony lost on you.
>You must have bad genes

protip spicy foods originated from shithole parts of the world. if you're claiming genes are the cause then your ancestors where from these shitholes aka your genetics are spear-chucker tier.
Go eat your eggs you dumb blogging, samefagging, self-shitting mouthbreather.
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>y-you don't s-shit yourself constantly f-fucking shitskins
Can't even make this up.

Biggest marvel tv villain?
>mismanages a company so hard it probably had to fire hundreds of people
>causes a settlement for 200m for one cancer patient. Considering he's selling life saving medicine for 5 dollars it goes without saying that he's possible killing thousands for one middle class American.
>selling medicine at a loss, meaning there will be no further r&d and cures funded
>causes the death of the inventor of a heroin that doesn't build immunity and can be produced synthetically, which would make it both safe and an incredible evolution in anaesthetiology, and stopping distribution of it. without a doubt killing millions
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>laugh at the guys beliefs
>haha people might think we're alike
What a shitter
The Hand literally serve a demon and want to drag the world into hell. They are basically pure evil.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps their talk about there being no downsides to their synthetic heroin was industrial grade bullshit.
I really thought they were going to take the whole "Danny befriending homeless guy" thing somewhere, but then *poof* boardroom drama!
Luke Cage had nothing to do with racism, blacks were gentrifying a black neighbourhood using a black crime syndicate to produce funds.
If anything it was something something cultural violence self perpetuation
>Luke Cage had nothing to do with racism

Well there was that cop at Seagate.

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why the fuck can every dog talk in this movie except Odie?
Odie is stupid.

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>Dr. Pavel, I'm Lee.
>dr pavel, im a misogynist and rapist
I have to go.

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This movie wont suck, right /tv/?
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Sadly I think it's going to suck ass.

Ryan Gosling does one thing well, and that's mugging in front of gorgeous setpieces while kino music plays.

The less he talks, the better the movie is going to be.
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Get lost, Ahmed
this shit fucking slayed me
This is one of my favorite movies. So fucking funny.

"I'm not saying these people exist. What I'm saying is, if they didn't, you people would have to invent them!"

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Impossible-to-hate celebrities
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he is a stoic immortal god
youre getting the rope kid
but that's the point. Society is so fucked that really isnt a awful thing. It's the most bourgeois artsy thing and it's so blaze a kid could walk by without a problem

again, it's bad enough. To imagine them as the crowleyian dark lords of tabboo breakers and violent shock satanic people is to just play their game. They're boring and dead inside.

yeah they dont understad it for good reason, it's worse than shit
Yeah he seems like he's the opposite of what you think of as "Hollywood"
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Thanks, lovin the fantasy

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>Girl looks like a boy
>Boy looks like a girl

Why is this allowed?
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dont know who mazouz is but they must be at least cuter than the radioactive chernobyl creature youre obsessed with
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You didn't need to quote more than 3 posts. Kill yourself.
that's a good position for sideways kisses

No Webm thread.

>For the anon who asked in the old thread, The Director Woo likes to have birds in his movies.
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Which film/show is that. I recognize it but can't place it.
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One False Move
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Does anyone even talk about this movie anymore
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>belle movie been out for a week
>not iconic
>nobody is talking about

and these people thought a new generation would remember her as Belle. hhahahahahahah
I don't really care about some weird meme war you have going on son.. as long as a new generation gets to grow up with Emma that is alright by me. I must be getting tender in my old age
Not when WB relaunches the Harry Potter franchise with all the original cast.

>Does anyone even talk about this movie anymore

/tv stopped talking about it when it was clear it was a massive success

meanwhile it's making a ton of money in the box office, and will pass $300 million domestically this weekend, it also does great overseas with $250 million in the opening week.

of course since she is hated here because the uttered the word feminism (before that she was top waifu), retards are gritting their teeth at the moment.
>it's making a ton of money in the box office, and will pass $300 million domestically this weekend

It's a pretty easy success, Disney has found another way to print money. Zero creativity or effort needed, just keep shoveling the same shit.

> hated here because the uttered the word feminism

She's actually a hypocritical cunt, repeatedly just using feminism as a bat to hit people with and demand they do what she wants, while she gets to be free from any responsibility and act like she's not a privileged millionaire.

> before that she was top waifu

You mean before puberty?

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