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>American character is going to school
>the bus pulls up literally right in front of their house
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>>83192633
Yea really sucks living in one of these shitty American shacks haha

Hey I think I hear Jamal calling, I think it's prep time buddy!! Good luck!
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>>83192598

>illiterate Ameripoor makes a variation of the same joke three times

I know this is hard for you to process, because your country has trillions of dollars in severely neglected infrastructure costs to deal with, but we own cars and have efficient, modern public transport.

Sorry that yet another example of everybody elses superior quality of life upsets you so much.
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>>83192608
yes it is, happened to me in every gas station in California and vegas
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>>83192740
Forgot my pic of the shack
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>>83192745
>it's another "euro has a meltdown about the US being superior" episode

When will this meme end, /tv/? It's a meme right? Euros aren't actually this assmad and stupid...right?

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Was James always cool, /tv/?
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b̵̧l̛ư̸ȩ̴ ̨̢ŗ̀ose̡
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This the new /tpg/ thread? all right lets get this rollin
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>>83192730
Dick/Nicky and Ben/Civil War was worse than James/Evelyn storyline.
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>>83192656
Jesus Christ this post is fucking reddit. Speaking of 12 year olds
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The worst part of these threads are the spergs who think that by liking Lynch they're a part of some secret club fighting against "normies" hahaha. Sad.

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One will direct your autobiography, the others will critic it. Who has more talent per pound?
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how will Del Toro fit monsters into an autobiography
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>>83192611
This. It's really not much of a contest.
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>>83192548
Why is Kevin Smith Aka "The Bald Spot" here? Shouldn't all of these be at least decent directors?
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Kubrick = Goat director
Coppola = Goat storyteller
Lucas = Goat visionary

The three of them would make the greatest film ever together
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>>83192548
Michael Moore obviously, my life will trigger alt righters for generations to come.

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Martial arts kino thread?
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Lau Kar Leung never gets enough credit

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>boy meets girl
>smash cut to them having sex
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>the most pungent one yet my dear
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>implying sex is real
>implying sex is anything more than a storytelling trope
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>>83191926
>smash cut
what's that? Like a new, phallus shaped scene, flying through a void at the center of the previous scene before filling the screen?
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>>83191926
>boy: "Hi."
>girl: "Hey."
>they stare at each other
>smash cut to mating press
any examples of this happening?

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What did yours turn into?
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There's 2 still around near me.
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Any of you from Quebec here? How many of you still go to Superclub Videotron?
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>>83189783

Mines still alive and kicking. I live in Anchorage, AK. We have two stores, I think one I know for sure, that are doing quite well actually. it's strange.
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Still empty. Family Video almost went under but a pizza place opened beside of it and now it's always busy.
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>>83190100
Mine is still empty

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>Joss Whedon wants to recreate this picture (Superman smashing down Trump's Mexican wall) in the upcoming Justice League

Do you think this is a good idea?
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When you look at Josh Whedon, and you look at the flicks he's sending us. ..I mean, he's not sending his best.
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>>83192499
>only answers in memes

when are you 8fags going to kill yourselves?
dumb goobergating cocksuckers
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>>83191908
>dude no borders lol
Why do people think like this?
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>95% of Kryptonian immigrants are genocidal demigods
That's not really a ringing endorsement of immigration is it?
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>>83192499
I don't want to go to /pol/, it's an echo chamber for larping rednecks and neckbeards.
I know some of you fat sjw queers from /co/ and /v/ are here and demand legitimate answers.
Not infantile tantrums and memes.

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"We talk about D.W. Griffith... AGAIN" Edition

Previous thread: >>83173935

>Not sure what letterboxd is all about?
The mission of /lbg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of film as art by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through examinations and by calling out embryos as they arise.

>Directions for use
Post profiles and discuss what you have recently watched, if you dare.

>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
http://letterboxd.com

>News
PUNQ 's wife still loves n*gger babies

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>>83192639
i can
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>>83192679
Name it then. Don't pee your pants out of anxiety.
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>>83192725
emily jean
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1. Intolerance 1916
2. Tabu 1931
3. Nanook of the North 1922
4. Souls for Sale 1923
5. Applause 1929
6. Toll of the Sea 1922
7. Isn't Life Wonderful 1924
8. Dream Street 1921
9. The Struggle 1931
10. A propos de nice 1930
11. Abraham Lincoln 1930
12. The Greatest Question in Life 1919
13. The Italian 1914
14. Greed 1924
15. Manhatta 1921

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Anyone have seen the new Alien Covenant movie ?
Is is as bad as i reckon ?

IMDB rates it ~7, which would be okay, but i dont trust their ratings anymore
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The moment the captain decided to go after the signal the movie became shit to me
No one selected to be second in command would do such a stupid fucking decision like that
They didn't even have a fucking protocol to follow, they expect me to believe this mediocre shit ? Fuck it all
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>>83175090

Fassbender is okay

the rest of the movie is garbage

the neomorph looked better than the actual xeno - the plot is FUCKING STUPID, the movie destroyes itself every fucking second... to the point it was almost unbearable to watch... probably the first movie this year that i felt like i should leave at some point and not come back in
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>>83181357
The only reasons the marines had any advantage in Aliens was because their guns were nearly rapid fire grenade launchers and even then they still got their shit pushed in and out smarted by the xenomorphs.
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Why the flipping fuck did Aliens were non hostile to David?
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>>83192507
If oil is drilled,
blood must be spilled.

What is the avolatte of movies?
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>>83192653
No sir I have an avocado tree and I still think that's retarded, only that it's going to happen it's that you are going to bend the avocado and drop the coffe, and I don't think it tastes particulary good either.
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>>83192401
Owning home > Avolatte's
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>>83192653
>Fruit
Found the dumbass
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Classic 90s genie movie Shazam starring Sinbad
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>>83192653
it's actually an Australian invention
kek

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>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing
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>>83191586
that last sentence also applies to Germany
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>"Where are we going?"
>"Not where... when."
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>>83191324
>>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wrong vowel.
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>>83191750
>You fucking cunts aren't funny. Grow up
Your tears make it funny.
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>>83191482
song name: fortunate son-CCR baby

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I was just watching Shepard Smith on FOX News and he was actually taking Chuck Schumer and the CBO report seriously. Jesus Christ.The guy might as well have said Trump shouldn't be allowed near the nuclear codes.

Then I checked MSNBC and while they said Trump was a chimp they actually admitted he said some intelligent things about NATO. Plus they have a more appealing look for their network and overall the content felt more intelligent.

How do we save this dumpster fire network (FOX News) so rednecks don't start Civil War 2 because have literally no voice in media or social media? Come on they need one token containment network.

I am getting seriously afraid they are going to fire Hannity, then replace everyone with pleasant left leaning robots.

No this isn't a /pol/ thread, its meant to be a discussion about why FOX News sucks now.
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GET
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>>83192405
fucking niggers
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if it's about liking fox news, it's a /pol/ thread. fuck off.
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The CBO did nothing wrong
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The CBO is a non-partisan group that only calculates the estimates of proposed legislation.

There's nothing to dispute. You can check their fucking math in the report if you think they're operating with bias. Trump's budget is shit and relies on the US to earn $2 trillion dollars over the next four years just to break even. On his first budget.

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Pink Room Edition

Use this to make new threads: https://pastebin.com/u92hX6rX

WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
American Pilot (the one that lasts ~1h30m) + Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>But anon I've heard Season 2 dips in quality a lot after the first 9 episodes and then comes back to quality at around episode 17-22
This is true, but ideally you should still watch it all. You can skip the James-out-of-town scenes safely.

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>February 1989

What did he mean by this?
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>>83192680
why don't you kill yourself you worthless fuck?
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>>83191107
young Laura was a semen demon, was she not?
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>>83192642
This is bait.

Killjoys...its good, just admit it. Dutch is also 10/10 material.

Why do you hate it ?
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>>83191822
I don't trust niggers with white people eyes
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>>83191822
But I don't hate it OP.
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>>83191890

What a dumb post
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>Dutch is also 10/10 material.

She is a whore of the first order, that said the show is decent and I like the lore they built around it.
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>>83192514
>She is a whore of the first order,
DELET THIS

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Why is Rocko's Modern Life not appreciated the way it should be? It's the Father of Spongebob and yet Spongenigger gets all the fucking praise.

Rocko was so much fucking better than SpongeJew but it got canceled because Soccer Moms chimped out at Nickelodeon. It's such a sadness. Just about every episode is a fucking classic and hilarious.
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>>83192201
ren and stimpy was weird. i couldnt even tell you what the major stories were except ren getting angry all the time.
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>>83192355
Yeah because you were a fucking toddler when it came out.

And to answer your question Rocco just wasn't a big hit like Spongebob or Ren and Stimpy was.
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>>83192130
I didn't know that. Well both shows were good, and that's probably the reason why.
You know what is super underrated from that time period is angry beaver. I loved that show
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>>83192355
I used to have some VHS of ren and stimpy and the only episodes I can remember off the top of my head were where they were at a zoo disguised as monkeys for some reason, and one where they were firefighters. That show was a classic.
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Best episode hands down is the one where they fish out in the ocean and that Jew turtle keeps asking that fat cow to ask him what time it is. The sandwiches that are bait from the fish fishing them. Also that giant squid that wants some cheese.

That pirate song from spongebob plays when the captain with wooden planks for eyes,legs, arms everything is on screen.



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