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You're pulling my plonker now aren't you?
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Why is it whenever Americans make fun of another country's stereotypes it comes off as unrealistic? I think it's because they lack the humility and subtlety required for proper bantz; Americans think too highly of themselves so they take it quite personally, plus they're on average quite ignorant of the rest of the world, almost willfully so.
Also I think some of it stems from the lingering inferiority complex toward the motherland. There still seems to be a lot of colonial era spite for the Poms (or limeys as you call them) which affects their way of thinking
>Hurr the UK is a joke now
Not really the point.
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>>95079925
post some more webms of this retard
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>>95080314
its because America lacks culture and history, that's the reason. You need to know who you are to be self deprecating; Americans have no idea what the fuck being "American" actually means beyond muh liberty, which is just ripping off the French.

Why can't american political comedians make movie references this kino?

@14:30

https://youtu.be/5qaCqRyBZI4?t=868
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Because Shaun Micallef isn't a satirist - he's an absurdist and this series was a waste of his talent.

If you want to see true Micallef kino, watch the Micallef Program: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OybWtyXPfE
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>>95076549
I only just watched Blade Runner today.
It was quite alright, and 1985, 2018 time change, visual effects then WOW, now OKAY FOR THE TIMES I GUE-, weird for sake of being weird of weird for the times?sjadhazudhkadlföajl
Watch the next two Blade runners as well, possibly skip the first sequel and jump straight to the recent blade runner sequel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7EtVgZhXj8
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>>95078137
Did you watch the whole episode? He lambasted left and right. Granted, I would argue he lambasted mainstream conservative right as well as the fringe right while only attacking the fringe left, but its still a shitload better than most programs like this.

Hell, he straight up mocked how fucking preachy and propagandising such shows normally are.
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>>95076549
Haha fuck that was awesome.

Aussie bants Mcalif is the best

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DO YOU LONG FOR HAVING YOUR HEART INTERLINKED? INTERLINKED
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DID YOU CHECK THESE DUBS? CELLS
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>>95080364
Nice try. But take a look at this.
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DID YOU ENJOYED UNCLE BOB LICKING YOUR PEEPEE? DUBS
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>>95080405
Lol
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>>95080539
Faggots

Where do you see them in 5 years?
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>>95079025
I never thought /tv/ would be full of gays and pedophiles.
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Froggo is a will have a decent career
Noah and Millie will do just fine
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>>95079025
Still maybe that film will inspire filmmakers to cast him in more gay kinos
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>>95073899
>No one talks about Dexter.
>No one talks about Breaking Bad.

Because they aren't good shows.
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>>95081021
Gay kinos aren't kinos, so for Finn's sake I hope this won't happen desu senpai

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Gravy's good tonight.

So did Dumbledore not actually care about Harry from the start?
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>>95079687
>Are... Are you
You have to go back.
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>>95079361
The only thing about this pasta people read or enjoy anymore is a creative intro, and you failed. -2/10 please do us all a favor and kys
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>>95079340
>la creatura deploridad
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>>95079398
Imagine being Dumbledore in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Slytherin, you fuckin' fine, all great students with your outstanding academic achievements. I would totally have a stimulating discussion with you during office hours, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck off out of Hogwarts and find another horcrux. Like seriously imagine having to be Dumbledore and not only stand at that podium while Draco Malfoy flaunts his disgusting antisocial behavior in front of you, the charm he cast barely concealing his malicious intentions and hatred for mudbloods, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that spell. Not only having to tolerate his sloppy amateurish enunciation but his haughty attitude as everyone of his cronies tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HOUSE SLYTHERIN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his childish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. When you were that age you won the Barnabus Finkley Prize for Exceptional Spell-Casting, coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen a student butcher a spell this badly before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his knuckles as he grips his wand to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "superior (for that is what he calls himself)" prowess, the prowess he worked so hard for with personal tutors in the previous months. And then the class calls for another demonstration, and you know you could kill every single child in this room before McGonagall could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Dumbledore. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Recite your baseline
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fuck off retard
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Within cells, interlinked
Within cells, interlinked
Within cells, interlinked

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Based
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But, she IS perfect!
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>>95063939
>and that's a good thing
Kek
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>>95079172
>Walks around London almost naked in cold weather while a lecherous crew dribbles into their donuts.
She has some stones, I'll give her that.
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i wanna fuck a mummy

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did you know north korea has the main character of a movie on their money? it's the female protagonist from the north korean film flower girl
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>>95079956
One won is literally nothing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey2fvPtBsiA
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Truly the most /tv/ country

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Is there any director that can claim to have achieved as much Denis Villenueve in this decade?
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>>95080181
I don't think it's common consensus tough. There's plenty of people on /tv/ who thinks that 2049 is better than original.
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all of his flicks look like shit
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>>95078398
source code was so good

what the fuck happend?
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And he's only 50 years old.
That means atleast two more decades straight of /tv/ being triggered by his success
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>>95079901
Hmmm yes, Indubitably.

How did they go from this
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to this?

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Do actors worry about how the camera makes you look fatter?
Do filmmakers always take it into account?
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a camera doesn't make you look fatter, it forces reality on you

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> ruins your comfy cyberpunk show
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>>95080241
The only saving grace for her is her titties everything else is surpassed by the asian sensation
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>>95080430
> *spic language intensifies*
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>>95080241
>hundreds of years of interstellar globalism
>still a stereotype
How?
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>>95080241
Ugly,she's 10000/10 compared to the rest of the women in the show.

>pic related
>covacks you can go to a island and fug 50 copies of me ,by body secretes viagra
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>>95080881
>this is a premium sleeve
>No tits
>No ass
Fucking rich people

Sonny Chiba is a Chad. Let’s talk about him and how awesome his films are.
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>>95080959
Don't go rapin' with Sonny around!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPduMCUMFU



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