What the fuck was Lucas thinking?
>>218423939I was 3 when this movie came out, and these were my favorite characters.
>>218423939what if wookie, but small?
>>218424061As a kid you can enjoy ewoks and I find the ewoks movies entertaining, but as a grown man they hurt my autism, I cannot fathom to process how a bunch of teddy bears can take out the best of the best the Empire has to offer.
>>218424134The Ewoks had actual magic.
>>218423939I like ewoks because actually look fucking disgusting
kdrama general fat frog edition prev >>218383174Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHwJanuary 2026 DOTM POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq4Orn3
>>218423499>>218423503She was better as a ballerina
she was better at eating eggs with witch chungus.
>>218423499Why are korean shows so comfy bros
>>218424086What drama?
>>218424167the witch part 1
Is this really that good?
>>218423635>y-you have to have a very high iq to enjoy thisIt’s mystery box slop and not the good kind
Starts off great but it changes from what could have been a very good mystery/thriller into total pseud time travel parallel world dogshit.
>>218423764>hurrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrgood point
>>218423764>muh mystery box>show has a single fictional parameter (time-travel loop) which is introduced from the start and literally just explores its ramifications>show painstakingly and autistically explains even the smallest details at every point, right down to the closed and not-up-to-interpretation endingWow, double digit IQ confirmed
would
ITT: Adaptations that improved the source material
I love this shitty movie. Actually, I like most movies with this aesthetic from the late 80s into the 90s
>>218422996Whenever I saw this poster, I always think their boots are screwed into the M.
>>218422996Based. I completely agree with you. I love Bob Hoskins's rugged but ultimately good-hearted version of Mario. I also love how Mario says something like "I'm gonna break every bone in his body and then I'm gonna kill him!" in the 1993 Mario film. Mario from the 1993 film is based and kino, whereas the Mario from the games and the 2023 film is just a "BING BING, WAHOO!" cringe machine. Another thing I genuinely love about the 1993 film is that Luigi isn't Mario's biological brother, Luigi is basically an orphan that Mario adopted and raised. Mario dedicated his time, his money and his effort into taking care of Luigi and being like an older brother/father figure to him even though he didn't have to. That shows what a good heart Mario has in the 1993 film. Mario and Luigi in the 1993 film are a found family. Fuck so-called 'faithfulness to the source material', the 1993 film is BETTER than the shitty source material (which was sparse to begin with as far as its storyline is concerned) in my honest opinion. Sonic is my favourite franchise always and forevermore, but Mario is still up there for me and the 1993 version of Mario is my favourite version of Mario always and forevermore. I unironically love the 1993 Mario film because it genuinely delights my autism in a way no other film can.>>218423107It's not even a shitty film you faggot, it's a pleb filter and a kino mix of Mario and Blade Runner. And I'm not even being a contrarian, I genuinely love the 1993 Mario film.>>218423037Agreed.>I got a feelin' we're not in Brooklyn no more.
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>>218423673>the one fan of this movie>found the one thread about this movie>will samefag the thread into oblivionlol ur gay like ur gay movie
I LOVE WALMART
Is it worth watching or am I just gonna be disappointed by another show?
>>218422346That show with sawyer on hbo pulled the same horse shit and rightfully got canceled before the season even finished airing
>>218420850Looks like one of those "nothing happens and people have sex" shows that your gf likes. Like White Lotus.
>>218422329only if you're a sex worker and he invites you to his flat in Brooklyn.
Looks like plonked talkslop for midwit women
>>218423094Maybe Linda Cardellini will show the goods in this?
We have a trailer for Guy Ritchie's In The Grey, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Henry Cavill!https://youtu.be/nufP15iN4GE
>>218423199God I'm so fucking tired of Ritchie's whimsical quippy action comedy style by now. He's been doing the same shit for longer than MCU, and he just keeps at it. This was maybe funny when he did with the grimy and crappy London underground (and also Statham was good at this). It was maybe funny with Sherlock Holmes because we don't get steampunk any more. By now it's just tiresome.
>>218423199>character's name is Salazar>he's a badguynever would have guessed
>>218423493do you think you're an adult who has watched too many movies and should start a family now?
In The Gay and The Gay Man crossover when
>>218423199I'd have seen it it in theaters if it was showing in my country (France), but seems like all modern Ritchieslop is doomed to go straight-to-VOD here.
>*sigh*...he's right behind me, isn't he.
hold on a sec my shoe is untied
YOUSA
What's with Indians and putting their idols' faces on muscular bodies? Or giving them manly chins?
>>218423557chan shitpost culture is indian?
>>218423557I do that and I'm not indian
>>218424190Who is that supposed to be
>>218424146No, but you sure as fuck are.
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>>218422957they can only give themselves a feeling of status by lowering someone else's. it's an emotional limitation.
That’s what’s so insane about it, I’m not even racist!
>>218422671people are theorizing that gluten intolerance is linked to the glyphosate that's sprayed all over it.
>>218422628IM GONNA SAY IT
>>218422628I for one am glad he had the courage to say it.
>ey jesus, quit buildin crosses for dose roman pricks or I'll cut ya fuckin bawls off, fuggedaboudit
>>218424052Why did Scorshitty make such a blasphemous film?
>>218424070honestly the blasphemous part isn't even him having sex, it's when paul says that it doesn't matter if jesus died for our sins or not because people think he did and that's what counts (based btw)
>>218424138the entire characterization of jesus as an insecure retard who cannot make up his mind is pretty annoying
>Harvey Keitel as Judas>Whattaya willin ta gimme if I deliver him unta youse?
NGL, unless you personally witnessed one of those funky miracles I can definitely see why people thought Jesus was a crazy schizo
Will media consolidation and monopolies kill the movie industry like people say, or is it just an over reaction?
They will all consolidate into one company that is ten trillion dollars in debt.
>>218420869culture as you know it has been ruined by greed and hubris (not to mention a lack of talent and intelligence). it's time for a change.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg
>>218420869>Era of consolidation>Except for MSNBC which got spun off to no willing buyersLmao
>>218424043i give them 5 years before they go bankrupt, and that's extremely generous
>>218424069Apparently Maddow's salary is still pretty high, although iirc she did have to take a pay cut a couple of years ago.I agree that 5 years is very optimistic, but there's always some company dumb enough to buy has-been networks (or in this case, never-were).
When you really think about it, cinema is only divided into two sectionsBefore Weinstein, and after Weinstein
>>218423615Before the #MeToo / TimeSup "movements" most people had never heard of him, so it's fair to use his arrest as the marker.
>>218423573Best jew of the 21st century.
>>218423795Keep on rockin' Big Harv!
>>218423573>>218423609>>218423795>>218423955Sorry Mossad, Israel's favorite son is going to die in jail and no amount of astroturfing will change that. Keep crying.
>>218424010How much of a pussifies fag are you
based lil niggaI enjoyed his movie :)
>>218422755Same. Like it's going to make their eyes dirty or something.
>>218422566got the thirdies seething kek
>>218422566I don't think brown people even know about The Onion.
I hate the lot of you
>>218423913>In ancient Jewish texts (such as the Talmud/Mishnah), feces were considered a source of ritual impurity. It was forbidden to recite the Shema (a sacred prayer) in the presence of human feces, as it was a mark of deep disrespect. While this is a religious law rather than a superstition about "looking," it establishes a strong taboo against treating excrement casually.
When does WarCraft 2 come out?
>>218423419After I'm finally done making my dream custom map for Warcraft 3...which is never
No good stories left to tell.That is until they finish the epic 3 part Xalatath expansion arc which will go down as the greatest fantasy story ever told
>>218423771mapmaking is easier than ever with AI, it can write whatever scripts you want
>>218423512>he doesn't know
>>218423419Need green muscle mommy
