Rosie Jones singlehandedly killed British television comedy
>>217471853WHERE ARE THE BLOODY JOKES???
>>217471853test
>>217481241The joke is that she's retarded, I think. Luckily, I'm not bri'ish
>>217481261I think janny sleep, you gud blud
>>217480687But she has also gotten very chunky. First season of Only Connect is on youtube and she looks at least 50 lb lighter than today.
>January 2026, I am forgotten
given that the whole thing starts with a rat, are rats part of the hivemind?
>>217481383>forgottenNo one watched it. It was the most obvious shilling on this board in recent memory.
I just finished the last episode. What were they thinking?
>>217481408I was wondering about thatpluribus doesnt seem to care about animals; they arent part of the hivemind, but they *can* be?I mean obviously they can, thats how it startedbut wtf, why is it never brought up
Are there any movies made by 100% real afro-american men that aren't buck broken? Just 100% hate for the white man and nothing unnecessarily zesty thrown in
>>217481221>y-you're so mad at being called timmy, i-i-i can tell!
>>217481068meh it's just easier to spot them since they fold very quick
Gayniggers from Outer Space is the blackest film ever made.
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Good thing all his suspects love confessing so much because any decent lawyer would have his "cases" full of hearsay and circumstantial evidence thrown out in court. Not to mention his habits of falsifying evidence, trespassing and searching without a warrant.
>>217478067The whole point of the show is that Columbo doesn't give a shit if they're convicted or not. He just wants to satisfy himself.
>>217477167Love a good mystery. I was watching Columbo one night, at 3 in the morning. This motherfucker had me convinced I did this shit
>>217479903She's hot.
>>217479502Yeah, and he never shows a moment of feeling bad for what he did either despite Columbo claiming he’s struggling with it, when the last time they saw each other, Cash was smiling with relief that he was getting away. It’s a bizarre episode, and a really dull one. Next episode is fucking ridiculously silly fun though.
>>217477167>>217477203You unironically have to view this show through the lense of the talmud to really understand what is going on. Under noahide law, in order to judge a goyim, there only needs to be 1 jewish witness/1 jewish judge. That is literally all that is required to convict a goy. 1 Jew claiming that they saw the crime results in an instant conviction. "But anon", you say "columbo didn't witness the crime. He simply came up with a theory based on circumstancial evidence, or over hearing someone say something about something."That leads me to my next point: traditional jewish courts do not have the concept of dismissing hearsay. Quite the opposite in fact, if a jew over hears a goyim say something about a crime, that jew in fact can now serve as a witness and their testimony is considered valid. The logic being, a jew wouldn't waste their time framing a goyim because there is no need to do so in a jewish ran society where goyim are already slaves. Obviously, goyim arent slaves in reality but that's just a small detail you can freely ignore in terms of theological discussion. Columbo is a jewish power fantasy. The character was created in order to displace characters such as Sherlock Holmes in the popular culture. After all, the world's greatest detective obviously can not be a goyim, it has to be one of the chosen. The whole show is essentially an exercise in pilpul and other rabbinical tricks. Columbo pretends to be stupid, to not understand the world around him, in order to lure the goyim into a sense of false complacency so that the goy will testify against himself. Now in a western court with western ideals, the whole thing is nonsense. But that isn't the world view of the writers, or the actors, and by extension the viewers who feel compelled to clap along with the laffrack, the sagely nod their heads when the obvious conclusion is reached. After all, to disagree would be antisemetic.
>BINGO
>>217478959I'd buy them for 2-3 hundred bucks maybe if I was a big fan of the movieFucking 2300 United states dollars
>>217481220t. 12 year-old edgelord faggot
>>217479135btfo
>>217481139Aahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
>>217481156>>217481222Both acceptable answers.
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>>217481531>Me going to work everyday
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Why don't we see asian lead characters in hollywood movies?
>>217480622>Ask a normal question>Chang loses his mindWhat the fuck?
>>217480550Because they haven't cast me, the chosen one.
>>217480631this
>>217481317Any pre 2006 Jackie Chan film
>>2174813511/10
The greatest American horror film and it's really not even close.
>>217481320The Exorcist came out basically within the year and also perfectly encapsulated the other major departments (psychological, spiritual, slow). Exorcist is the actual competition, but they cover very different areas. But yes, TCM is a perfect film. It uses a good six minutes or so of its opening time extremely efficiently, layering various kinds of language (narration, text, music/ambience, basic credits information etc etc) while advancing the feel of the whole thing.
>>217481320Yeah despite it being labeled a slasher there's really nothing else like it, I also love that for how simple it is there's about 20 different essays you can write about it's contents.
>>217481479>>217481320It’s The Exorcist and it isn’t even remotely close>inb4 fedora redditor
>>217481320That's not The Thing.
>>217481479>>217481500>>217481527TCM was the Blair Witch of its time, an indie sensation that came out of nowhere and shocked everyone. The Exorcist is peak polished Hollywood horror.
There is a severe lack of chubby (hot) women in films
fats are disgusting. there are no hot fats.
>>217481458Spbp/thread
>>217481458>>217481487t. gay
>>217481415Ayoo y Pepe got an ics on hih head lmfaoo
>>217481535it's a great snack to accompany oneself when watching movies (with thin non-hot women)
it’s woke editionprev >>217460075
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>>217481410>>217481461>Dunk's ass has more screentime than naked titsWhat do they mean by this
>>217476918No
>>217481410do women think this is a nice ass?basically what my ass looks like
>>217476918Not until Fall or an asteroid destroys the Earth before then
Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217481338I guess it depends on the zoomie. Don't forget, they're also the gen that were a part of a lot of TikTok trends that involved going outside and fucking with people or doing insane shit like kicking down doors of houses, stealing cars with USB sticks or harassing people on the street.
>>217479691Obsessed
>>217481377>gen alpha asks their gen z parents about what their childhood was like>"well you see, we used to listen to a Kesha song and kick down doors of random peoples homes to the beat of the drums. it was a better time"
>>217479101>we consoomers will consooooooomYeah I know, and I will continue to mock you.
>boomers>NOOO STREAMING IS BAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWN THE MOVIE THEY COULD DELETE IT AT ANY TIME>also boomers>blockbuster was fucking awesome i wish it was still around tho it kind of sucks when the movie i wanted to rent was gone
Kate Mara talks about breastfeeding when shooting A Teacher and how she would have to pause when filming sex scenes because she would be leaking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R54AEj5lntk
>how would tv react as her costar I've sometimes thought about what it would be like if I was a good actor but also the same socially avoidant autistic virgin that I am. Where my only kissing experience in my life was on-screen, or having to simulate sex when I'm a 34 year old virgin so I would probably be ejaculating as soon as we kiss. That would be pretty funny I guess.
>>217476549I thought this was a scene from Last of Us
>>217478544>post-nut existential crisis
>>217479743why do you have a video of me?
The duality of man
>/tv/... Sell me this pen.
>>217480966You couldn't sell a ham sandwich, no wonder you're not in sales anymore.
>>217481419You're a retard. What do you think the point of selling the pen is? To see who can come up with the coolest features in their head?
>>217480966Actually the key is to apply as much pressure as possible on the client to force the sale.
>>217479820How long have you been in the market for a pen?
>>217479820Give me $1 for this pen or I will stab you with it>the US Military Industrial Complex gambit
>>217437750>1.3 billies edition
>>217481017huh, i wonder if any of the boorus have tags for accidently swallowing your own tongue and suffocating
>>217481428that just makes me sad. eskimos have like 80 words for ice and snow because they live in that shit, and camerons too basic to have more then like, 1 word for forest despite them living in it. "reef"? they really only have one word for it and its what humans refer to a multiorganism entity?
i'm an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stramberg is an earth rocker.
>>217480074>lmaogo back
>>217480094rofl
>>217480058Black eyed Nikki?
>>217481060Black guyed Nikki I thought
It ain't gay.
