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>attempt to appeal to SJW bloggers and Twitter with these two shit characters
>(((critics))) still hate the movie
Guess that was for nothing.
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Movies should be cast as whites-only so that we can be sure that there’s no agendas being pushed.
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>>100192486

Like, Alt Right types get so freaked out at the idea of people becoming "less white"

But don't think of it that way, think of it as non-whites becoming more white.

There's no denying mixed race people who are half-white/half whatever tend to be some fucking good looking people, it's a good thing for humanity.
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>>100192512

Nah, that's not what we need, we just needs movies to be less in your face about it.
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>>100192547
I don't mind mixed-race cuties anon I just want there to be some white people at the end of the day
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>>100192547
>dude don't freak out, it's not that I'm putting this dog shit into your oatmeal, we're putting the oatmeal into the dog shit. Eat up bigot!

4/10
Pros: island mercenaries and haunted mansion monster stuff was fun
Ted Levine was a good villain (not enough screen time though)
BDH has nice big tits and and she runs around a lot and they bounce a lot
Malcolm cameo is fun
Cons: the ending, the cgi is shit, the way that raptors and none of the dinosaurs actually are scary anymore, cloned girl (wut), nerd and dyke sidekicks were terrible

Probably worst JP movie
At least JP3 had Sam Neill and was fast/never dull

Hopefully this is the end of this once great series
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>>100191566
Those are way to cute to be real.
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>>100191380
As a jurassic movie made in le current year i think jw and fk both did the job well. Dumb dino action in all it's glory, with fk having something like 90 minutes of screen time for the dinos if not more.
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Does anyone else really wish Michael Crichton wasn't dead? He was a good author, hard to believe he's been gone for almost a decade.

Read Sphere and Congo if you're a fan of JP (forget about the shitty Congo movie, the book is great)
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>>100190025
The cg bounced alot
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>>100191380
I argue it was fun when they didn't have jurassic park movies and everyone could just speculate, now we're getting disney star wars tier trash

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post the most kino music video or I'll eat your soul
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSdawQUNg8
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https://vimeo.com/210599507
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>>100192635
alright boomer, lets hear your ebin kvlt metal collection
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>>100192635
>Pantera
>nu-male

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Why was the Netflix series Punisher show so bad?

He was good in Daredevil Season 2!
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It got good toward the end
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>>100192176
This unfortunately. Which is bad enough, but it was also boring as shit. I couldn't get passed episode 2.
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>>100190599
They recycled the same fucking storyline from Daredevil. Except... now there were more people involved in his families death... it was lazy as fuck.
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>>100190599
last 2 episodes were bretty decent Tbh
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>>100192176
Fucking hated the DHS agent.

Who was in the wrong here?
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why did she fuck up her hair before she exposed her bare tits on a livestream. it ruined it
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Definitely her

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NETFLIX ACQUIRED MADS HIMSELF TO PLAY THE ROLE OF GERALT OF RIVIA
APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>100191956
I wish movies would do this for action shit. It doesn't have to be a martial artist, even a fucking ballerina would do. Just someone with a legitimately strong physique who can move convincingly.
>but they'll want someone who can act
Firstly, you don't need to be much of an actor for that role.

Secondly, whoever they pick will probably be a shit actor anyway.
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>>100191785
That'd be cool. Mads is great.
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>>100192069
Hiring real swordsman used to be kino. Basil Rathbone, Errol Flynn, Tyrone powers.
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>>100192094
>brain dead quests
>completely linear
>poor writing
>built entirely around needing Witcher vision
>boring combat on all difficulties
>padded content with copy paste bandit camps and draft nests and 85% dull side quests
>no real choices
>terrible targeting system, movement controls and horse controls
>copy pasted monsters with same move sets
>boring loot made irrelevant bu crafted gear
>made for the Skyrim and assassins creed audience

Hating Star Wars, marvel and feminism is also the contrarian opinion :)
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>>100192418
>>completely linear
No
>poor writing
Some quests are poor, some are dynamic and surprising. Mixed bag.
>built entirely around needing Witcher vision
Yeah, they dumbed it down but if you disable mini map it gets a lot more interesting.
>boring combat on all difficulties
True, but they fixed that in the addons with better monsters and boss fights
>padded content with copy paste bandit camps and draft nests and 85% dull side quests
You are repeating yourself (point 1)
>no real choices
Not true. They are not obvious but you are making decisions all the time. It's just written in a fairly subtle way.
>terrible targeting system, movement controls and horse controls
Made for gamepads. It's actually okay although catered towards console-plebs.

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https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/how-johnny-depp-blew-880-million/news-story/0c2649cba91dc8facc59eea8a9cb5cd8

Drunk as fuck in interview at premier, no money, no longer bankable after Pirates dries up, what next?
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>>100192004
Awesome! What are some other celebrities who has lost all touch with reality?
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>>100191875
>guitars
>art
>being good assets

such wisdom is only possible on /v/
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>Does a Keith Richards impersonation for so long he's becoming him
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>>100192602
Are you retarded or just pretending?
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>>100192659
you are retarded because you're calling speculation toys "assets"

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Could he do it?
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>>100188511

after Ben Affleck actually being a good Bruce Wayne/Batman (despite the movies not being that good) after everyone flipped their shit over his casting, sure I'd give Gosling a chance.
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BANE’S GOOGLE HISTORY ITS BLOODY BANE’S GOOGLE HISTORY
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>>100191642

Pfffffffff the Banes. In his built the stars becom THE worst of them devils. It is to festive in the all.
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>>100188511
Goose being Bats? Fuck no.
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him as terry

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Okay, so everyone bitched and complained about the prequels for YEARS. Hated them, made fun of Lucas, literally critisized anyone who liked the prequels...Now, we watch them and people are actually defending them, and admit that they are decent or go about liking them. Time has tempered the backlash and they begin to logically see that the movies are just that..movies..and they're entertaining.

So my question and topic is that the Sequel movies will do the same...People HATE these movies thus far. but I would wage that in 10--12 years time, people will be looking back with nostalgia goggles, and see that the Sequels are not that bad...
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>>100186169
the movie is still shit but its a lot better than the new movies.
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>>100187178
Literally the worst zelda ever made. So bad it broke the zelda cycle.
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>>100192115
each franchise has its flavor. for example unlike trek star wars was basically sexless
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manchildren that watched them hated them

us kids that grew up watching them thought it was the coolest shit ever
especially with its kino lego selection it came with

only now are boomers jumping on board the gen z prequel kino train because of how shit millenial nuwars are
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>>100188100
I've been playing zelda since the snes and botw is the best videogame I've ever played.

Wew, who else read the Rolling Stone article about Johnny Depp? It depicts a man at a level of JUST that even his photos don't fully give away.
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>>100190311
>Depp & Leonardo Decrapio they would live forever and have perfect hairline, all movies will be watched even 50 years ago the perfect movie and golden framed actors
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>>100191463
>open G
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>>100191495
>those hair

Damn
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>>100190311
>all movies will be watched even 50 years ago the perfect movie and golden framed actors is the wonderful vision
w-wut
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>>100191331
Hunter Thompson should have offed himself 30 years before he did. there's a reason people remember him for his Nixon era material. everything after 1975 from him was dogshit.

Is there anything this woman can't do?
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>>100190109
be ellen paige
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>>100191220
>this is my stop, says anon
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These threads are made by a Finnish NEET shitposter who is too stupid to reset his router (or is too poor to afford a real internet connection) so he shitposts literally every day on /tv/ using his iPhone/iPad.
Every time you see a thread opening with a low quality picture of either Katheryn Winnick, Bridget Regan, January Jones, Evangeline Lilly, Scarlett Johansson, AnnaSophia Robb, Elizabeth Banks, Sarah Gadon, Christina Hendricks, Elizabeth Debicki, Elizabeth Olsen, Saoirse Ronan, Ana de Armas, Summer Glau, Susan Sarandon, Emma Dumont, Tessa Thompson, Gal Gadot, Aubrey Plaza, Jennifer Garner, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ellen Page, Daisy Ridley, Eva Green, Sylvia Hoeks, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Amy Schumer, Kristen Stewart, Sarah Silverman, Emma Roberts, Sofia Boutella, Brie Larson, Karen Gillan, Jessica Biel or that mongoloid eskimo with an iPhone filename and the use of phrases like "squee" or "fämälämäzoid" or "no bully" or "there are many fans of this actress on this board", it's this one lonely mentally-ill NEET Mongolian spamming his C-list waifus from his ghetto phone.
What he needs is not (You)s but urgent mental health treatment. Just report him and hide the thread
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>>100192636
Based

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Why are Lucasfilm employees so based? What other company talks this way to customers?
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>>100192156
>It's always the tier of men just above incels
>implying the fat balding manchild has gotten laid in years
It's just projecting
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>>100178495
>not liking thing makes you cancer
That's basically the whole "progress" ideology, at least the way it's presented.
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>>100192156
>I have literally never seen a good-looking, socially well-adjusted man who's successful with women, call some guy an incel.
Same.
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>>100192156
>It's always the tier of men just above incels who are eager to punch down in the hope of receiving good boy points from women.
It's not a universal rule, but it's often the case.
Same idea as the lowest bourgeoisie crowd obsessed by the idea of appearing "lower class". The not-even-middlebrow "educated" people screeching at Drumpf for using simple clear language. The Subaru driver talking shit of other cars.
You could find hundreds of examples.
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>>100174553
I think Pablo is missing the point.

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LOOK AT MY FREAKING CAR

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>never watch kino
>watch contemporary comedy movies and film
>passively take them in loling at jokes and hehing at skits
>watch more serious film kino over time
>see all the references and actually HAHAHHA at the jokes and LMAOOOOOO at the skits
>watch even more serious film kino and classic comedy
>see that all modern comedy is just post-modern irony and references with forced laugh tracks (MC in movies even break fourth wall and just straight out tell you because lel ebin metametameta references)
>get tired of it really quickly - all people bitch about is leftist victim politics (waaa lampshading waaaa amy schumer) and not how shit the comedy is
>give up and find nothing funny except extreme surreal comedy and anti-humour
>normies call my sense of humour juvenile and retarded
How do I go back? How do I turn my brain off and not see the references? Even topical comedy is tired and lazily refers back to classic comedy about topics.

Should more normies be forced to watch classic kino so they can realize how lazy and flat comedy is now? Or do they know and just not care?
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>>100192613
>except extreme surreal comedy and anti-humour
examples

What are some kinos where the autistic protagonist gets a qt gf?
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Drive
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tfw no mia alves gf
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>>100191165
Doesn’t really change the recommendations
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Place Beyond the Pines
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