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>NO PLEASE HARRY STOP I'M BEGGING YOU YOU ARE FUCKING TORTURING ME STOP HARRY JUST KILL ME KILL ME!

Woah wasn't this series supposed to be comfy?
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>>95106338
What the fuck did Ron do to deserve such a fate?
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>>95106363
He orbited Hermione for years until he was tall
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>>95106282
Voldemort doesn't know that they are hunting the Horcruxes until the Gringotts breakout I think, so no

>everyone believed Regulus was killed by Death Eaters or Voldemort
because he wasn't killed by the Order/Aurors
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>>95106338
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>95106432
But they wouldn't even know he was dead, he'd just be another missing person from during the war, and they may not even have known he was missing seeing as he was with the bad guys who also wouldn't have reported his disappearance.

So is he gonna have a second Star Killer or a third Death Star?

https://archive.fo/Df26v
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>>95092402

Spun its wheels for 2.5hrs & accomplished less, and made no one excited for IX.
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>>95092096
No, JJ will do some bulsshit that says that everything that happens in DisneyWars is an alternate timeline from the PT/OT and we'll get the OT Luke travelling to the DisneyWars timeline to save everyone.
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>>95105744
kill yourself, retard. tfa was pure garbage. it was nothing more than a soft reboot of a new hope. jew jew is a hack director and writer who only has position due to jewish nepotism
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>>95091819
>script only just done

Didn't George have all 3 prequels done together? Or at the very least by the time Episode I was out Episode II was in pre-production and III was written?
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>>95105483
Hammil is a cuck, the original stories were never about him, Luke's arc is the only thing that made sense in TLJ

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>>95100865

Luke is based upon Lucas, this is a good arc for Luke, plus Luke was never really the main character, are they making a standalone movie about Luke or Han Solo™?

>He left his wife of 22 years ‘heartbroken’ after ending their marriage when he fell for his younger co-star.
>But Ewan McGregor has now been dumped by his mistress Mary Elizabeth Winstead because she hated being labelled a ‘home wrecker’, according to sources close to the couple.
>Scottish-born McGregor, 46, filed for divorce from wife Eve Mavrakis, 51, last month – six months after being spotted kissing Miss Winstead, 33, his co-star in the cult TV series Fargo.
>The Trainspotting and Star Wars actor blamed ‘irreconcilable differences’ for the split from his wife, the mother of his four daughters who are aged between six and 21.
>The Mail on Sunday attempted to contact spokesmen for McGregor, Miss Winstead, and also Miss Winstead's ex-fiance Riley Stearns (who is not represented by a spokesman nor agent), but they did not answer repeated requests for comment on the split.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5431053/Ewan-McGregor-ditched-Fargo-star-lover.html
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Pro-tip: she already has a new boyfriend and is trying to spin the break-up so that she's not the bad one

In several weeks she'll be spotted somewhere with some actor/producer
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>>95106504
The final test of Riley's unjusting is whether he thot patrols MEW or takes her back
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>>95106528
the rumor was that she got mad at ewan early because he lied to her about his situation with his wife. then came the homewrecker fame and she stuck with it
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PUTA
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>>95106528
Obi Wan was porking some other random chick too, while he was both dating MEW and still technically married lmao

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>when your alpha son is dead and all you're left with is a faggot who abandoned his post and let prisoners go
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>>95105993
>you share a board with those who would plunge middle earth into the darkness of sauron
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>>95106086
>implying Boromir wouldn't control the ring and turn it against Sauron
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>>95106118
He literally could not do that
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>>95106228

He never got to try. His strength would have outshone that of Aragorn tenfold.
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Who was in the wrong here?
https://youtu.be/8_KNAoWXv0g

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Anon, you are going to help mommy save the dinosaurs aren't you?
http://www.dinosaurprotectiongroup.com
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>>95105091
Mommy is perfect the way she is!
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>>95105408
I just wanna fuck the redhead, don't know what you're on about
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mommy braphog
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>>95106500

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What are the best killer creature/animal movies?
Bonus points for lesser well known ones
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>>95105327
What's the flick? Looks good.
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I remember watching an episode from the twilight zone where a corporate guy who got rich on pharmaceutics which were being tested on cats was killed by his sisters housecat. The cat literally clawed itself a way into his mouth and down to his stomach ( dude was in a wheelchair and on meds by that time). He put up a good fight, but the cat won in the end. I didn't aproach cats with an open mouth for quite some time.
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>>95105767
Sounds kind of gory for The Twilight Zone.
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>>95105432
It's a very schlocky B-movie, giant spider going on a rampage in a government facility while our protagonists (journalists I think) try to escape. I watched a lot as a kid, barely remember a fucking thing about it but I'm sure it's a shit movie with horrible acting and retarded characters. With that said, I'm sure I'd be thoroughly entertained if I watched it today.

Spiders (2000), watch it if you want some schlocky giant spider action. The sequel is pretty boring, the whole film is on a ship and you don't even get to giant spider action until the final 15 minutes or so. If anything watch the final 15 minutes of the sequel.
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>>95105815
>shot of cat screaming
>shot of guys screaming
>shot of cat jumping onto dudes face
>shot of guys hand clawing onto the floor
>shot of cats tail going into his mouth
Never saw the episode but there are ways it can be done without the gore

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>Watch movie
>"wow this interesting, I'll google it"
>Turns out Pearl Harbor actually happened
wtf i hate jiro now
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>>95104279
I'm actually curious, is there on the internet this version of the movie to watch?
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>>95104279
REKT
N'
KEK'D
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>>95104279

Based Harvey
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>>95104088
He also smoked in front of his dying wife
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>>95104403
>Only recognize Don Jon, Jim, and Frodo
>A-listers
Thanks for the kek. Here's your (you).

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>>95105730
Lotta medals for a hired gun
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The timelines and positions in this movie were all wrong

>Molotov said to be Foreign Minister, he was deputy premier (the actual foreign minister at the time was Vyshinsky)
>Malenkov said to be "Stalin's deputy" i.e. 2nd Secretary, a position that at the time had been vacant since the death of Andrei Zhdanov in 1948
>Beria said to be the head of the NKVD. In truth by Stalin's death the NKVD no longer existed, it had been split into the MGB and MVD. Beria was head of neither (Semyon Ignatyev was MGB head, Sergei Kruglov was MVD head)
>Zhukov was said to be "head of the soviet army". However at the time the Defense Minister was Nikolai Bulganin and the Chief of Staff of the Armed Forces was Vasily Sokolovsky. Zhukov had been demoted to the minor position of Urals commander because Stalin was jealous of his popularity.
>The movie cramps the events of March - December into just several days of March untiL Stalin's funeral. In truth Beria was taken down months after Stalin's death and the politburo used the East German Uprising, not the funeral stampede, as a way to damn him
>Neither Zhukov nor any politburo member was present at Beria's execution
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>achievement hunters
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>>95105730
daddy af
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>>95106518
Also the Russian chracters all had American/English accents, don't forget that

How do I get the movie theaters to put the closed captioning on. I know they have it because movies have that option when they are released to the public on DvD. I often miss or missunderstand things people say so I always want the closed captioning on.

Can I force them to put it on through a lawsuit? I mean isn't it some form of discrimination?

Also on a separate note can I have someone kicked out of the theater for chewing their popcorn too loudly?

I get massively ADD when people chew too loudly, smack their lips, or eat with their mouths open. It's all I can focus on and I end up missing parts of the movie.
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>>95105478
Closed caption this: fuck you.
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>>95105478
KEK
this was master comedy
I get laughed at—never begrudge a laugh
Good Luck, anon
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You go to the closed captioning/hearing assistance screening retard.
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>>95105812
Where do they have those?
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>>95106097
http://www.captionfish.com

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Babe?
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>>95106603
I got you babe

What did he mean by this?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-maybe-they-have-to-put-a-rating-system-on-movies/
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>>95101190
TELL ME ABOUT BANE HOTHEAD
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>>95101333

He has sleep apnea.
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>>95101190
Theatricality and deception...powerful weapons to the uniniciated...
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>>95102091
You merely adopted PG-13. I was born in it, molded by it. I never saw a breast until I was a grown man, by then it was nothing to me but titillation!
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>>95105510
You are the man-child victim of it then. But seriously, anyone born into it has no idea how things were before. I can only imagine younger people more and more oblivious to a world with bumps and sharp edges. There's this whole bubble that kids are raised in and then one day when they escape it they haven't learned how to handle it or what to do in it. Probably why mental illness, traps, shooters, medicated-to-oblivion, and other spectacular failures of natural selection keep increasing. Protecting the children fucked up the children. Who knew?

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It's like tryna roll a blunt...It's like tryna roll a blunt with ya bare hands
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>>95105840
You put some effort in...
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>>95105840
>"AWH HELL NAW"
and that fucking picture got me hard
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>>95105840
>AWH HELL NAW
Nice

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Religion is a mental illness
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>>95106063
>Jews created christianity
another jew gaslight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rues1gVr338
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>>95106032
that depends on your fiction
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>>95106047
The holy spirit briefly manifested itself inside my body when I hit rock bottom and thought for the 1st time about killing myself
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>>95106405
then some muslim will kill you
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Comfy and NA times Edition


Will we have any official Reylo content in 2018/19?
>New Forces of Destiny episode featuring Reylo, voiced by Daisy and Adam (TBA)
>TLJ Blu ray with ~20 minutes of deleted scenes (March 27th Trailer:https://youtu.be/Ecd4eA067P0 )
>TLJ Novelization (March/SOON)
>More Reylo merchandising
>The Last Jedi Graphic Novel Adaptation Coming in May
>Expected days left for reconciliation ~ 654


Based content from Footnotes anon :
http://archiveofourown.org/works/13053465?show_comments=true&view_adult=true&view_full_work=true#comments


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Repost the leaks again(its from a plebbitor,these are his interpretation s and he was ignoring reylo stuff) :

At the end of the Caretaker deleted scene at the village Luke and Rey dance. She leaves angry though, because Luke tells her the galaxy needs her and not him.

Poe realizes BB-8 left with Finn and Rose.

Leia may suffer/have suffered from ebullism, hypoxia and solar radiation.

DJ scratches his butt or balls.

Jason Fry thinks kilometers are the way to go.

The Fathier matriarchy.

Rey accesses Kylo's powers, but Kylo finds Rey's memories.

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>>95105438
how much of an incestous faggot someone has to be to dedicate a hole thread everyday for this?
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After the Galactic Civil War (OT trilogy) some new states formed. The FO shut some down as well as 'hermetic kingdoms in the Unknown Regions'. Ofcourse we knew they conquered many planets there.

Hux wants to command the Supremacy. He does (obviously) and brings his captain from the Finalizer too. The destruction of Hosnian Prime shows the Supremacy is a good idea (until it is destroyed).

Snoke needs Hux for tech side of things.

The systems from the New Republic are protecting themselves.

Rey's beacon is the light and symbol that pushes Leia to survive in space. The 'light in the darkness' theme comes from Breha Organa.

Kylo would have frozen the missile coming at Leia if he was not surprised in the moment.


Luke and R2 have had decades filled with missions.
Maz has been wounded 67 times, 20ish almost lethal. (she still climbs tables).

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>>95106273
Yeah she is unfortunately dead
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>>95098200
Yeah, that leaker is even more fascinated by Hux than Gleeson, kek

>He wants to show off for Hux, but is actually called back by Hux and he follows orders.
>To show he's better than what Hux thinks of him.

From that leaker's point of view, the relationship between Kylo and Hux is intimate and gay af. While in the movie, Kylo force choked Hux and threw the gingerb!tch to a wall like he was just a paper. Now I understand why even Gleeson thought those novels were all bs and cash grab and he never portrayed Hux like what they said.



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