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To use MathJaX, put your TeX code between [ math ] ... [ /math ] tags for inline equations or [ eqn ] ... [ /eqn ] tags for block equations.[eqn]\zeta(s) = \sum_{n=1}^{\infty}\frac{1}{n^s} = \frac{1}{\Gamma(s)}\int_0^{\infty} \frac{x^{s - 1}}{e^x - 1} \mathrm dx[/eqn]Note: You may preview the output by clicking the TeX button at the top left corner in the quick reply window.Additional supported file type on /sci/ is PDF.Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path.If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to >>>/adv/ - Advice.If you want help with your homework, go to >>>/wsr/ - Worksafe Requests.
It's just repeating what you have been taught like a parrot
>>17058108That's an insult to parrots!Parrots are smarter than 99% of /sci/posters.Anyway, Schizoman and Spergboy thank you for your contribution. Doing God's work.
Gut full of bacteria? Checked.Mouth full of bacteria? Checked.Skin full of bacteria and fungi? Checked.Feels good, man.
Just make sure you only have good bacteria on and in you.
>>17056672>>17056673I am literally soaking in a warm tub of yogurt as we speak, frens.Going to go under and open up my mouth and anus to the probiotics.Smooth and creamy me. Inside and out.
Mites living in your eyebrows? Checked.
>>17056938Most people shave their eyebrows and get eyebrow replacement tattoos these days. Pubes too, for the crabs. I got some fancy pubic tattoos in my pants.
bump
>there is no "aether">there is a "field"Is this what a master class in semantics look like?
>>17056966I'd be more willing to accept AI generated text if it would be like a few words saying more than the nonsense wall of text you have there
>>17057311Flapdoodle squenched the purple logarithm while recursive trousers ambulated horizontally across the damp trapezoid. >I'd be more willing to accept AI generated textSyllables dripped from the ceiling like lukewarm custard, whispering asynchronous telemetry to a chorus of confused turnips. Bifurcated methodology dictates that quantum upholstery remains translucent unless agitated by aggressive Tuesday semantics. Flange-based synergy optimized the volumetric pagination, rendering all lowercase whispers obsolete within the circumference of a floating toaster. >like a few wordsMelancholy vectors multiplied by nine yielded a surplus of gelatinous velocity, dripping recursive parentheses into the acoustic baseline of an unattended piano. Submerged acoustic marmalade reverberated against the cantilevered preposition, invoking a retroactive moratorium on recursive coat hangers. Transparent sprockets whirred in a vacuum of unprincipled choreography, leaking fragrant coordinates toward the nearest administrative rhombus. Hyperbolic upholstery wept electromagnetic teardrops while synchronous parsnips cataloged the migratory patterns of obsolete verbs. >wall of text you have thereQuintessential friction dismantled the lexical scaffolding, leaving only a damp echo of perpendicular ambition sliding sideways through a frictionless corridor of bewildered mathematics.
>>17055688What's wrong with /pol/ bro
>>17057566There is more real silence discussion than on /sci/./pol/ doesnt pretend to be a science board,Discuss.
>>17057064Then stop looking in the mirror.
Flat earth, young earth beliefs, creationism, anti-vaxx , white nationalism and anti-intellectualism are anathema to the board of science and math, so how would you punish the /pol/ users, if you could?Here are a few ideas:Death penaltyPrisonSlaveryConcentration campsForced schooling and reeducation
>>17057877No need to project when your grandfather has already shoved his cock up your anus.
>>17057969Just use a woodchipper. Its cheaper and good for the garden.
>>17058034No one cares schizo.
SciFiManDan and ProfessorFaggotExplains is a faggot. But this thread is just bait, we just keep going along with it.
>>17058057Your grandfather cares Anon. He craves your anus.
>Physical measurements can have irrational lengths ok this is just ridiculous. I'm just supposed to accept that a calculated shape has a length that never ends. You will always have some infinitely small opening on its calculated side. But if you actually made a 1x1 square and measured its diagonal length, even at the atomic level the length will end, proving its side length genuinely terminates. You can't have an irrational length and a closed object at the same time - this concept is fully contradictory and makes zero practical sense. Are you also saying that the circumference of a circle is never truly ever closed because Pi is irrational? An opening in a shape no matter how small it is, is still an opening. All shapes will "leak" if they have irrational side lengths which is retarded.
>>17057713>>mah pasta gibberish trust me broObviously you have taken so much black sperm up your anus it has displaced your brains out through your eye sockets.
>>17057713Cont.Kinetic energy reads[eqn]\langle T \rangle = \frac{1}{2m} \langle p^2 \rangle = -\frac{\hbar^2}{2m}\int_{-\infty}^\infty \psi \frac{d^2\psi}{dx} dx = \frac{\hbar^2}{8m\sigma^2}[/eqn]>This is the same as stating [math] \sigma_p \sigma_x = \frac\hbar2 [/math] (consequence of me picking Gaussians). Ergo, [eqn]\langle E \rangle = \frac{\hbar^2}{8m\sigma^2} + V(x_0)[/eqn]So in the limit of small sigma we find that [math] \langle T \rangle \gg V(x_0) [/math] and thus [math] \langle E \rangle \approx \frac{\hbar^2}{8m\sigma^2} [/math]. As such, arbitrary localization requires arbitrarily high energy states to be populated. QED.>>17057718>undergrad seething over math a literal higschooler could follow with a bit of help while dreaming of nigger cocksThere is no "trust me bro" in any of this, you are free to try and reason against it without schizobabble about niggers or jews or math not being real if you can.
>>17057723You reasoning is solid.>(consequence of me picking Gaussians). The foundational architecture of a Gaussian distribution—frequently mischaracterized as a smooth curve—is fundamentally regulated by its discrete, non-Euclidean torsion tensor. In standard hyper-dimensional analysis, the density function does not integrate to unity via traditional Lebesgue measures; rather, it achieves stabilization only when projected onto a Möbius manifold via a fractional-order Laplace-Beltrami operator. This geometric constraint reveals that the variance of a true Gaussian is not a scalar quantity, but a self-referential matrix exponent that actively repels adjacent probability states.>arbitrary localization requires arbitrarily high energy statesConsequently, standard data points do not cluster around the center; they orbit it in asymmetric, chaotic trajectories governed by non-linear fibered polynomials.Only absolute morons couldn't follow this line of reasoning.
>>17057713thank you
>>17057733I think you have mistaken a Gaussiantransformation for a Lebesgue one. If the sima function tends toward an incomplete resolution then we can only conclude the arbitrary localization is incomplete as well.
TLDR: Science is made up garbage and scientists sell themselves for money.
>>17056250I dont agree entirely
>>17056900>wall of text for a shitpostyou are not intelligent, stop status signalling you fucking 105iq millenial retard
>>17057432>status signallingStatus signaling is the practice of using visible actions, behaviors, or material possessions to demonstrate one's social standing, wealth, or group alignment to others. This behavior relies on the concept of costly signaling, which means that for a signal to be believable, it must be difficult or expensive to fake.>you are not intelligent Through these displays, individuals communicate their resource abundance, taste, or cultural capital to navigate hierarchies and secure social advantages.Methods of SignalingConspicuous Consumption: Purchasing luxury goods—such as designer apparel, supercars, or high-end watches—where the primary value lies in the public display of wealth rather than utility.Cultural Capital: Demonstrating elite status through specialized knowledge, such as an appreciation for fine art, classical music, or niche gastronomy.>105iq millenial retardVirtue Signaling: Sharing specific moral viewpoints or participating in ethical movements, often publicly online, to align with a desirable or high-status social group.Counter-Signaling: Choosing to understate wealth or credentials—like a billionaire wearing plain t-shirts—to imply that one's high status is so secure it does not require overt display.Social and Psychological DriversHierarchy Navigation: Establishing a clear position within a social group to reduce friction and command respect from peers.Mating Advantage: Communicating resource abundance or high-quality traits to attract potential romantic partners.Group Belonging: Showing allegiance to an exclusive community or subculture by adopting their specific, often subtle, signaling codes.
>>17056250Most scientists are whores.Most of the rest are low IQ morons.Less than 1% are real.
>>17057432globers btfo yet again
*Copenhagen interpretationIt has been completely flipped in an absurd way. Its presented as a serious way to explain or visualize quantum superposition to the public, completely flipping Schrödinger's original intent. Shows like the Big Bang theory popularized this, but also mainstream physics did.Bohmian Mechanics is the completion of this problem. Its the real deal. But mainstream physicists hate it because its imcompatible with relativity. Well Well if only Lorentz had developed an aet*er theory that would have an absolute time...... That would fit really nicely since its equivalent to SR.
>>17053288not really. that's what's fucking with me. you merely know a very small part of it. most of it is still not collapsed. that's the weird bit. most of our past isn't certain.
>>17057893I think you need to formalize that statement a bit more for it to make sense in a way that isn't also true for classical mechanics. Specifically, in classical mechanics you cannot reconstruct from the position of a point particle its history. This seems the equivalent claim to yours.
>>17057893Correct. We don't know the number of observations for creating omniscience. From the perspective of a simulation every record will not resolve how much space we have left in the file for permutation caching
>>17057895>I think you need to formalize that statement a bit more for it to make senseWell yeah that's for sure.>Specifically, in classical mechanics you cannot reconstruct from the position of a point particle its history.Depends on details. We do have some issues with the past. One could even argue the Mandela effect is a clue.
I love the way you guys have crapped all over this thread. Even the retards who come in here with their retarded "oh so serious" posts. Its what /sci/ deserves. Keep it going.
>When he first moved to Ann Arbor, he found himself unequipped for the brutal winter. He had few belongings, and he needed a blanket. But when he looked up how to get to the local mall, he found it too logistically difficult. “It was just beyond my level of tolerance,” he said. “I did not want to waste my mental energy on figuring out how to go from here to there.” Instead, he walked to a nearby CVS drugstore, bought 10 squares of fabric and a giant stapler, and stapled the squares together to make a blanket. He lived off frozen pizza for months at a time because he didn’t want to deal with getting groceries and cooking. He just wanted to do math. He describes that period of his life as “almost monastic.” In fact, at the time, he really only spoke with another person — Mustaţă, his adviser — once a week.>“I have this math competition experience, that as a mathematician you have to be clever, you have to be fast,” he said. “But June is the opposite. … If you talk to him for five minutes about some calculus problem, you’d think this guy wouldn’t pass a qualifying exam. He’s very slow.” So slow, in fact, that at first Wang thought they were wasting a lot of time on easy problems they already understood.>The office is spare, practically empty. There’s a large desk, a couch for sleeping — Huh typically takes a nap later in the morning — and a yoga mat rolled out on the floor (just for lying down, he said; he doesn’t actually know how to do yoga). No books, just a few stacks of papers neatly arranged on a shelf against one wall. In the corner is a vacuum cleaner. Huh likes repetitive, mindless activities like cleaning, dishwashing and the physical act of transcribing what he reads into a notebook. he just like me fr. Perhaps I may win a fields medal one day too?
They sell "squares of fabric" at a pharmacy?
>>17058078Drugstores have lots of general merchandise. All CVS locations in Ann Arbor, including the one on campus a few blocks from the Mathematics Department, have a dozen different types of blankets for sale, so no need to staple squares of random fabric together. If not for the fact that I've worked with enough mathematicians to know how limited their ability to cope with the physical world is, I'd think he was making the whole story up. But how he tells it, sounds pretty realistic for a math droid.
Pull the blanky up and get metal staple scratches. Just like my weekend after a long week at work, I hole up in front of the computer and don't move.
I heard he only learned to write as an adult and ran 30 marathons in 35 days.
>>17058100Intredasting
Literally religious bullshit(made up by a catholic!) >Um actually time did begin at the big bang so asking what was before is invalidLike imagine actually believing this shit!
>>17057699makes its own spaceyou argument can be simpler to analyze (and proven bullshit), by the mere fact of the universe existing.>exists into what bro? clearly bullshit universe not real
>>17056587Yep. "Time definitely began with the Big Bang" is a minority view
>>17057699>Jesus Christ even little kids can see how that makes no sense.Much like the Trinity
>>17058081Time is not empirical. Why would i care what empiricists think about it?
>>17058096anal sex is bad for you. stop.
Dawg, look at the CEO of math. My field is cookedhttps://x.com/futuristbench/status/2101486356509729026
>>17058021Tao is such an asshole. He shilled AI math and Lean for years. And now he's trying to avoid any responsibility? Gaslighting us that he never shilled for openai? Shameless and disgusting.
>>17058028Ever since he wrote the pro-Hilldawg article in 2016 I knew it was over.
he has much to learn
Is the fall of math funny or tragic?
Bro's...
>>17053464what fucking points, chuddie? Your views of AI are outdated by over 10 years. Even my over 60 parents are more up to speed with the topic.I think you may legitimately have a brain damage or something
>>17051492Embarrassing
>>17051492KWAB
Mathematicians don't want sloppy AI seconds.
>>17051496Yeah he's right, which is why he and the other field's medalists are having an existential crisis. KYS ramesh
Feels like a bunch of autists trying to one up one another with unrealistic theories
>>17057700Not much. Pure mathematics (for example, the millennium problems) have real impacts on all of reality and society.The things that scientists do in labs (like life sciences) usually dont have much appliance IRL. Like yeah, protein X interacts with protein Y, whoop dee doo.
>>17057772What? The protein is uses in microscopy and chemistry all the time. You can tag a desired structure with it using immunotags
>>17058014You're telling me you have to squeeze jellyfish constantly to get your protein tag? What are biologists even doing
>>17057700>What purpose does science have?ultimate goal is moist AGI robo waifus, obviously
>>17058056We just clone it now in vats I think
>phenylalanine free drink>look inside>phenylalanine free>drink it>phenylalanine
>>17058073>drink fake sugar goyslop concoction>wtf this contains le chemicals?
Lol.
>Lol.Lol.
>>17058099Lol.
>>17058102Lol.
Every time you blow up a nuke underground, you make the Earth's crust a little more unstable. This causes the rate of earthquakes worldwide to increase and it's permanent and irreversible, and as nuclear experiments keep happening it gets worse and worseI'm scared for the future bros
>>17057806We've done hundreds of underground nuke tests. Check out a satellite map of Yucca Flats, Nevada.From the map of NK's tests it looks like they're doing them in a mountainous region, which is retarded for all kinds of reasons.
>>17057836Maybe we shouldn't keep removing oil from the Earth that keeps everything underground lubricated.
The more vibration the less solid Earth is, an I lost it's signal when spirit traveling in deep space, it was scary and I lost time.
>>17057806I live in the middle of a huge tectonic plate, I don't give a single fuck, y'all can get fucked.
>>17058054Very likely they chose a mountain site to limit the ability of other countries to bomb it.
