You have one sentence to prove you're not an Arab.
▲▲▲newfags cant triforce
>>583493706i googled that shit and found it instantly you lazy fuck
▲▲▲
∆∆∆
maya thread. I have a plane ticket editionITT: i post my 2000+ photo collection of maya and you all call me mentally ill because you can't come up with original insults.FAQ answers*maya is a guy and dresses this way to make mad money off of sexually confused teenage girls*he is the vocalist and lyricist for the band LM.C*this is not as gay as you guys think, look at my handwriting to see whyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>583498038I'm actually a psychology major going to a law school that specializes in health law so I can potentially help people like you one day. That's why I'm wondering what medications you've prescribed and what you have been diagnosed with.
>>583498348
>>583498387well being rude isn't going to get answers out of methe people who have diagnosed and cleared me have graduated and have been in practice for a long time. you are still learning right? I don't mean to be rude, but I do not want or need your help. I am no harm to anyone. no matter what trolls may say I won't hurt maya
REKT thread, post your rekt GIF's and WEBM's here. l'll start!
>>583496340That's what you get for cutting across three lanes of traffic you stupid cunt!Bitch deserved it.
>>583495023what a stupid fucking prank, I hope he gets shot>inb4 edgy
Keep that chocolate train rollin'Continued from >>583468482
>>583498220
>>583497883You mean that perfect pink contrast?
Good. Didn't finish posting the wife. This the guy who came in her.
Hay /b/ is methocarbamol any fun?
wikipedia says no, I haven't tried, but I fucking loved cyclobenzaprine so who knows dude. take a dose that doesn't kill you and find out for yourself.
>>583497396I've taken cyclobenzaprine for so long it doesn't do anything even at higher doses (>50mg), so I decided to try robaxin or whatever this is generic for. I just took 2 500mg pills so I guess I'll find out how it is.
Anyone else lose respect for people when you find out that they have tattoos?I just can't take these people seriously. They will never amount to anything, and will always be low-class trash.
>>583498167>fuck jenlawhonestly, just because of the fappening i now hate her. i dont know why. i think i thought the ones like her and kate upton were so hyped for nudes when they came out they were disappointing as fuck. but now i enjoy ali even more
>>583498196>im interested in who he is.his ID is T-BONE and he was sent here to destroy all feminazis cunt-dogs
>>583488472go to be Jen
Qwerty
>>583497348Didnt hold my attention very well. I thought it was going to be more comedic. I was hoping it was going to be about a laid back guy experiencing the worst culture shock when he thrown into a society of creatures.
So Anon, tell me again, why should we hire you ?
You should hire m.. naw fuck dat shit muthafuka.Yo azz needs to hire me or else I scream " YOU RAYCIS" and sheeit.too many whites working here muthafuka. * sucks on teeth* muthafuka you need to multi coachalurize yo ebstablishament.Firmitive action say so muthafuka.
>>583495708Well I can be your go-to man when you need funds from anonymous places
>>583498097I am also part of the Nazi party, I would do wonders for your corporation.
femanon here>watching tv with cousin>hey do u wanna touch my feet?>"why would i wanna touch ur feet, anon">they're soft haha>"oh"later:> vidya>headphones in, playing xboxComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>583498307holy shit dude calm down lol damn
>>583498307romantic
>>583498238this calls for alone timeyou know what to do op
NEED HELP TO SAVE GIRL.Okay guys. I have a major problem.I think one of the daughters in the house across he street from me is being raped/assaulted nightly. I've been hearing a girl sobbing and begging and saying "Help me "Somebody please help me" for over a month. I live in a manufactured housing community where everyone is in close proximity, and I think because of the cheap drywall materials, that it's somehow reverberating from their house into mine. I hear it through my windows, but when I go outside the road noise from a nearby parkway drown anything I might hear out.To make matters worse, I peeked into one of the windows of the daugters room, the window was cracked open about an inch and the blinds partially drawn up, I saw a girl step onto a desk chair and step down several times, leaving the room each time. I think she was measuring a rope to hang herself, because she moved quickly when the dad got back home. I later on snuck up to the front door, and overheard the same girl on the other side pacing back and forther talking to someone on the phone, she told her she had been feeling deppressed lately and she had been off her meds for three days and that they should visit her soon.I've snuck up to the window but anytime I do, I cant hear anything, I looked through all the windows I could to get a layout of the house and i noticed there are two men inside, one sitting on the computer outside the front window, and one who tends to go back to the girls bedroom. I believe one may be a lookout for the other because I once walked up the front yard of the house adjacent to theirs, and heard someone say "He's walking up the front yard" and what sounded like a walkie talkie beep. I've called the cops on them but the wife told them everything was fine. I don't know what I can do except try and get in contact with one of the girls. I know who the wife is, do you guys think you could find a social profile for one of her daughters?
>>583497317>duck tape
>>583491336just call the cops. its just that easy
>>583498137Yes, this is the most odd part of the story. Creepy. And also how OP thinks he has some audio that can prove it and hasn't given a recording to professionals or anyone else.
Let's see which one of you stupid fucks will get this
You don't have any wrappers. Answer is 15.
>>Fuck you are retarded lol
>>58349819015 bucks worth
so this just happend 15 mins ago>be me>go to gas station for smokes>see a 2014 Yukon bumping bass parked>I park next to him>get out to go inside>wigger in passenger seat wearing a NY Yankee hat with sticker on brim>he looks at me and chuckles, eyes red as fuck>wigger driver is rolling a blunt, weed spread out, XXL magazineComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>583498051I knew a guy that did the same thing with drinking. Never wrecked. Great driver.Then someone wrecked into him and he's potentially going to prison for it.Having tolerance doesn't make it fine you stupid fuck.
lol drive high all the time, especially on road trips. Love packing the vape up. Its great fun, suck my dick op
>>583498383LOL stay mad 420fag
>play nilla wow>fuck you PvE servers im rollin on PvP because fuck yeah!>hardly ever get ganked and camped because all the PvPers are doing world PvP like a boss>time rolls on and slowly there is little differences between PvP and PvE servers and stuff merges>hop on my 98 to play for a bit>spend 20 mins in nagrand and get ganked and camped the entire time>fuck this shit>log and hop on a lvl 61 alt>step foot outside the city>gankedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>583497892See this rant you are doing now? See the butthurt? This is why the gank is real./thread
>>583497892>playing WoWYou already fucked up>getting mad at gankersWalk away and come back later>paying money to move toonsMight as well just put in the pile with your monthly fee and burn it ceremoniously.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>583497892>play nilla wow>on my 98>nill wow>98GTFO you younfag piece of shit
Op from the goo thread here. Acidentally dropped the goo on my bedsheets and now its stuck to them. Fuck.
>>583497797Well I was gonna get to that, so Im balls deap when it finally stops trying to run away, turns its head around, and goes for my face. Fell over backwards. So now there I am, pants down, on my back, getting my ass beat by an angry goose. The others, sensing my weakness commenced to join in. Pretty much the lowest point in my life. Rolling around pants around my ankles, getting gang beat by the gosse I just violated and the rest of its posse.
>>583498125So I guess we were all pretty desperate back then.I've made plenty of mistakes in the name of masturbation. I've tried aftershave lotion, menthol aloe vera gel, eggs, etc. Yes, I cracked an egg open, slapped it on my dick, and tried to jerk it.
>>583497896This guy. He knows.