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Dammit you guys. I brought a black girl home and tried to fuck her but I just couldn't. I was so turned off, what the fuck has this place done to me? Nothing about her was making me get hard. I fucked before, but only with a white girl. I only even knew her for a few days too, it's all going so fast and I didn't even wanna take this route. It just happened on impulse.
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bump
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>>760359938
Stop watching porn
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>>760359938
You're welcome anon.
Niggers in general have much higher rates of STDs even they're untouched by sexual activity because most likely their parents already have it and pass it on.

Futhermore, 99% of the time, you are automatically dating down in society. Yes, your negress wife might make triple your income but she's still a negress and guess what? White People rule the world and we will judge you for dating down racially.
It's why we're okay with eastern Asians because they are traditionally, not going to survive on crime and/or have criminal friends that will fuck us all over by association.

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Thoughts?
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>>760360979
i not robot
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>>760361239
girl
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>>760361817
How about a timestamp?

/b/, rate my dick. No faggots please.

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think I need stitches guys? a window razor scraper took a weird jump and got me pretty good. what do you think /b/ros
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>>760354196
Put duct tape on it and go back to work you little bitch
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>>760354196
Just cum on it and get back to work like a real man you dirty little fagit
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>>760361866
>>760362033
moar dubz

Ban guns?
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ok. done.
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>>760360776
>Ban guns?
Don't be stupid.

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Anyone enjoy world building? Got any tips to share in the thread?
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mm bigger pic please?

Hey /b/ros do you think this shit is worth $525?
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>>760361532
As ever, it's worth whatever the art market will tolerate.
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>>760361532
It's worth whatever someone is willing to pay.
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>>760361681
This

With abstract art you need to be able to explain your reasoning. Rothko wanted people to see the colour field combinations and find their own meaning in them. The person who painted this was obviously creating an homage to rothko or simply trying to rip him off - really badly though.

Does anyone else fantasize about fucking your sister?
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too old, but she has a daughter!
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>>760349927
i like the idea of that but then i see my sister and i just want to puke
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>>760360897
Keep then virgins forever? Nope. It's just a protective instinct. Not sexual at all. But my siblings and I - brothers and sisters - all look out for each other, even now that we've all grown. Have since we were kids.

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Rate my dick
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>>760359326
literally nobody gives a shit except you
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>>760359253
shave and I give you 6.5/10
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>>760359253
Nice and straight, just how it should be. Could benefit from a trim of the 'wilder' hair.
Also, R8

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>be me 21 more beta than alpha
>be told that the mall fucked with prices of fancy french vodka : 4€
>about to pay for 3 bottles
>fag neckbeard cashiers realize the trick
>150€pleaseyoungman.exe
>pretend I forgot my credit card
>fuckthatshit.jpg
>Old man behind offers to pay for me

mfw I made a good friend

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>>760360586
Op definitely not a fag
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vodka are for normies ; try bleach
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>>760360586
and you didn't even give that nice old man a single bottle?

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Rotten Tomatoes is literally blocking negative reviews on this movie because apparently thinking it's complete garbage is "racist". Are these SJW fascists everywhere now? Labeling opposing views as hate speech and censoring is not free speech, its fascism!
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>>760354091
Can't you just ignore it?

>(((IMDB)))
>(((METACRITIC)))
>(((ROTTEN TOMATOES)))
>(((ROLLING STONES)))
>(((ETC)))

If you use any of this shit as reference it tells much more about you than it tells about them when you try to expose their shady tactics.
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>>760361471
Mmm... These are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good! You really need to try these!!!
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>>760361600

Loosing Virginity Thread

I'll start
>Be me, 13
>Parents constantly out of town because of work, still too young to stay home alone for a night
>Parents hire 18 year old babysitter to stay the night am make sure I don't burn shit down
>Sitter is a real bitch, literally forces me to stay in my room while she watches tv or whatever, and then makes me go to bed at like 6
>Sitter is a solid 8/10, but dresses slutty as fuck
>One night hear weird noises, and go out to investigate
>Open up door to parent's room, she is completely naked, blindfolded, tied to the bed, and has a vibrator taped to her clit

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>>760361329
That’s not hair you fucking moron
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>>760361329
Why do people dislike hair? It’s natural and standing behind her and seeing her pussy and her ass spread and the hair just really turns me on lol what is wrong with hair i feel like I’m just pounding an exposed pussy and the hair and anus really emphasizes that
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>>760361542
sure it's just her gutter filter ... kek

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Ive got chlamydia AGAIN
This is the THIRD time
Wear a condom /b/
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>>760361728
You have to actually have sex to get an STD
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>>760361141
Well bummer. Is there a chance to show symptoms after years?

If not I am one lucky fuck.
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>>760361970
Showing symptoms is good. So many people have STDS with no symptoms
I'm lucky my dick spews, the girl who gave it to me wasn't showing symptoms
I won't call her btw too akward

I hope this brilliant genius escapes and does it again! Only this time instead of a high school a preschool! Those kids deserved what they got! HaHa I'm serious! ...........................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE
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>>760352868
Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal

Fuck off op.
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>>760352868
he looks like hes about to tend some fucking wabbits
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>>760352868
I hope so too. But that he kills you, and then gets caught

cock tributes continued
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