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Does anyone know what the ACTUAL symptoms for Coronavirus are?It's weird that when you search for symptoms almost no sites give any kind of reasonable definition.Anyone here a medfag, had it, or know someone who has had it and can explain?
>>248053644>>>248051901 (You) #>describing severe cases that probably needs medical attentionNo.Dry cough is regular
dont even bother before you actually feel it on the lungs
>>248051118i have it. dont know for how long because i HAD no symptoms ,but i was tested positive 4 days ago.its actually not that bad. slightly sore throat, no fever but slight headache, lung hurts when coughing. thankfully i dont need to cough that much.im also a heavy vaper. no idea if this makes the lung symptoms better or worse tho.i will probably be back to normal in a couple days. also i DIDNT get/needed any medicine.
>>248052538You don't have itThere is no virus
>>248053733>Then later thick muccus in your lungs, but which doesnt get out, thus shortness of breath.
What should be the punishment for landwhales stealing TP from boomers' hands?
What the fuck is America's problem with toilet paper? Seriously this is a literal obsession, most people think about food and water not 5 year stock of toilet paper, you fucking animals
>>248054383Be quiet achmed
>>248054399It's not just the yanks, dickheads over here are panicking like headless chickens too.
I for one am happy that the media and public finally reached the appropriate level of panic lol.Everything should be cool from here!
>>248049457>Women 2020>Not Egotistical maniac
/pol/ humor thread?
>>248054016My boy Abe does NOT deserve this
>>248053870being overweight is a serious serious health risk. its absolutely no issues in your twenties and below (you're just experiencing social downsides and low energy) but it starts getting a real roadblock in your thirties. i know a guy who is like 140-150kg, and he's in all sorts of problems. cant work, cant move properly, short breath, looks like shit, smells like shit, sleeps 16-17h a day, mental issues as a bonus on top. you dont need to be overly muscular but just being skinny and normal weight improves QoL by a lot.
I miss him lads
>>248053925it should be a male though, cause nazis where notorious faggots
>>248053330All this time, and the Left still can't fucking meme. I'M embarrassed FOR you, at this point. Go lay down, little one. You're exhausted.
Join the jewish cross dresser homo faggot nazi partyLOLZhttps://nationalpost.com/news/cross-dressing-nazis-a-german-artist-found-so-many-photos-of-them-he-published-a-book-about-it
>>248054108keep crying rabbi, you're hilarious
LMAOfat fucks and manletsIm confused, where's all the 6'7 muscle bound, blond hair, blue eyed nazis?I just see jews here...germans are some cucked fucking losers to let homsexual jews push them aroundLOL
I wrote a bot that tracks the infection numbers daily and compare with the previous day.We have not peak yet. Only China peaked with daily growth rate 0%.data source:https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
>>248052426Well done. I give you Genius Wings.
>Be Canadian>Only corona fatality is an 80 year old man with underlying health problems>Lowest corona fatality rate in the world>you're more likely to get raped to death by a UFO >Still panic like a retard anywaysWhat did my fellow citizens meant by this?
unless people are tested / have access to tests and the numbers are being reported honestly by their governments all these numbers are useless.
>>248052426
► Detected: 149,181 ► Died: 5,551>NEWSBill Mitchell updateshttps://twitter.com/mitchellviiTrump declares _NATIONAL EMERGENCY_https://archive.is/tcgPvSpain using hotels as hospitalshttps://archive.is/Nvei0France closes schools and universitieshttps://archive.is/eSVG9Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>248054480>>248054528how can people afford at your prices?
>>248054186milk is far from essential. don't listen to all the propaganda anon
>>248053842shit
>>248054186>VirginChads breastfeed
>>248054480> Stocking fresh veggies/fruits Confirmed for not making it.Stupid normalfags
Reminder to report your local hoarders to authoritiesIn many states, it is a crime to hoard commodities and increase their selling prices.For example: Hawaiian law § 127A-30; § 480-2"Any increase in the selling price of any commodity" after the Governor declares a state of emergency; ... Charged as an unfair or deceptive trade act, subject to fines between $500 and $10,000 per violation”Check your local laws to see the legality of hoarding commodities. Report all offenders to the DOJ
>>248053694Based
>>248053694>being a narc faggot because you laughed at everybody buying water and toiletpaper
>>248053694Why do you need this much whatever...
>>248053694such laws are communism, you fuck disease
Liveumap:https://migration.liveuamap.com/enLatest UpdatesErdogan says that he will keep borders open for migrants until his demands of free movement, opening of chapters, updating of the customs union and financial assistance are tangibly met>https://archive.is/tONlBPeaceful Immigrant yells "I want you dead" and makes gestures>https://archive.is/cY2haMore clashes with the border Guards near Kastanias>https://archive.is/kcmWJTurkey tries to attack Greece with false information to be delivered to foreign media: Greek Embassies in Washington, London, Berlin and Paris are on alert>https://archive.is/tOO5qTurkish propaganda tries to show soldiers doing good things at Greek-Turkish border, but a soldier wearing mask and gloves is shown playing with a child, indicating possible coronavirus outbreak among immigrants (video on mediafire)>https://archive.is/gYopEImmigrants at "refugee camp" in Moria invade olive oil mill, burn down olive trees, cut the trunks at the roots, dismantled the mill, it's stonework and now are building something else in the same placeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What are those hordes doing?https://www.iefimerida.gr/ellada/terastia-oikologiki-katastrofi-ston-ebro-metanastes-apopsilonoyn-dasos-ton-kastanion-eikones
>>248053821they are cutting the forest down like true orcs...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qE5FSG6K0Y
>>248054162lol literally
>>248054162"Do you know how the turks first came into being? They were Greeks once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting turkroach. Whom do you serve?"
>>248053821they are making it easier for us to invade kek
>Denmark, Poland and Czechs seal borders over coronavirusWait a minute!Borders work now!?Btw, what will happen to foreign agents stuck in Europe? Can you ask Bob?https://www.ft.com/content/4e89ec5c-6565-11ea-b3f3-fe4680ea68b5
>>248048661Boil water,Put stuff insideDone
>>248052005Fuck you. Never respond to my posts again, you fr*Nch dog. I spit on you and your filthy country.
>>248052679He is right, you know?Grab stuff, put in water, add tomato paste, fat and spices.
>>248052909>>248052005top kek a mutt discovers the mysteries of cooking
What will happen to US burgers stuck in Poland? You want them back?
New countries today:>Aruba >Curacao >Mauritania>Puerto Rico >St. Lucia>U.S. Virgin Islands (inb4 not a country for 4 out of the 6 above. Islands and territories get special treatment if they are far away from the homeland) Yesterday was the day with the most new countries since the start, lets see how today goes.Only Montenegro left uninfected in Europe.Only Malvinas left uninfected in South America.Only Papua New Guinea left uninfected in AustraliaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>248050824Link it.
>>248044950>>248048738Greenland always fucks me in Plague Inc. Nothing can stop Corona-chan now.
>>248053595>suspected caseGreenland still in it
>Rwanda and Namibia confirmed first casesNiggers getting WRECKED
>>248053835>RwandaNooo! That's not fair, they're the most based country on that continent!
>Europe is now the EPICENTRE of coronavirushttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108333/Coronavirus-fears-spread-Europe.html>Man barricaded ex-girlfriend's home with wheelie bins before setting them on fire as she slepthttps://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-barricaded-ex-girlfriends-home-17919003>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktailhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/>"Don't leave our kids sitting in a bedsit in Camden living off a can of baked beans"https://www.standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/richard-corrigan-coronavirus-speech-restaurants-a4386666.html>Group of youths set Glen Parva dog poo bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>248054350The Queen
>>248054465And then import a new populace Genius
>>248054125Until I see a timestamped pair of tits no one on /pol/ is a woman; especially an obvious ragefaggot trying to annoy whites by amping up the fictional female preference for blacks. I'm not sure what kind of freak you are, but you aren't upsetting anyone. Sort your life out, lad.
>>248048045well the alternative was corbyn so no, I do not regret voting for bozza
>>248053631>just don’t want to fuck it upi know that feel.for some reason i can be totally rational and objective when its someone eleses love life.But total autist when it comes to my own :(doing nothing though, is also fucking up, because some other guy will ask her out, then you've missed your chance.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/coronavirus-sex-workers>Escorts, strippers, dominatrixes, and an intimacy coach told BuzzFeed News they had lost thousands of dollars due to canceled conferences, travel restrictions, and clients’ fears of being in public spaces.>Porn performers have been advised to stockpile video content to release in the event that the industry shuts down, but the most vulnerable sex workers face the threat of exploitation and homelessness.Save the Whores!
>>248034509You end up paying women for sex, whether they're a whore, gf, or wife.
>>248054146Just douse one clean with some peroxide and bactine, flush out her holes, and let her stay in your bunker and be fed chickpeas and rice for the next 2 weeks. Win/win.
I miss the old days of Yahoo Chat when women were too stupid to realize they could get paid for showing their tits on cam. I want the late 90s back
>>248054146LOL!!! you in Manila? no lockdown here in Bacolod.
>>2480543321000% true! At least the whores are honest about it.
Take a look at this shit some woman designed while her male counterparts had to figure out how to make it drivable. It's the 2020 mustang. Person there is the COO, soon to be CEO, of Ford. Rather than taking an iconic car and just putting in a better suspension or engine, some woman said this looks not feminine so I'm going to make it look like garbage. Fuck you ford for running a shitty but iconic vehicle. I hope coronacham wipes you out
All these “cars”>not a single LS7 Stuffed in a jap chassis god tier automobile
>>248036043That one was one or the cheapest looking.
>>248038127What are you on about? Having more weight is always helpful in a crash.
>>248049522>Driving a stick shift might be cool if you're 18-20, but it gets boring real fast. Automatic is way better.this. whenever I see someone driving stick having to constantly shift with their other hand I’m like but how do you txt??
Does it matter? Americans rather drive BMW and Mercedes anyway.
Billionaires shouldn't exist
>>248052920why didnt you post the whole article? Am I just suppose to believe a screenshot?
>>248053144https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/fid5re/jeff_bezos_asking_whole_foods_employees_to_donate/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
>>248053234Reddit is not a source you dumb nigger.
and not the trillionaires ?not even the banking families that own the national debt of every country except Syria?you shouldn't exist
>>248052920>This guy is evil for suggesting that it is smart to have savings, and that he won't pay people who are not working. This is one of those troll threads right, you don't actually believe this stuff right?
[irrelevant information] [irrelevant links]Time to get your minecraft tools in order!
>>248053852Maybe I should buy more food too before it's too late.>5 KG Nudeln>4 KG Basmatireis>5 Gläser Bolognese >20 Dosen Obst und Gemüse >5 Dosen Frühstücksfleisch>20 Rollen Klopapier
>>248035236I actually own that spear. Not sure why.
>>248053714They want to prevent panic buying, which would lead to even more panic buying and loss of trust and order. Completely okay.
>>248054401Have you ever tried HEMA?
The Jewish Moshiach will be arriving when the time is right - make peace with the Jews in your heart while you can.The mathematical, spiritual & divine aspect of the Jewish Tanakh contains many secrets and properties that have been woven in since it's creation.Unlike the Christian & Islamic eschatology, you don't have to be a Jew to experience paradise on earth, in fact there are the 7 laws that Gentiles will abide by, and during the presence of the Jewish King, there will be no apocalyptic event or judgement, in fact it will be the complete opposite - 1000 years of the Moshiach. It will be our world to come, for Jew and non-Jew Yes, there are many Jews or people who use the identity of the common Jew to further plans and do evil on this world, but they have lost touch with their God, they will be judged accordingly.It doesn't matter if you are a Christian or Muslim, but you must have no ills toward the common Jew, find it in your heart to know that the common Jew wants nothing more then a happy life, just like you."Moshiach is a human being, born in normal fashion of human parents. The only qualification about his origins is that he is a descendant of King David, through the lineage of his son Solomon. From his birth onwards his righteousness will increase continually, and by virtue of his deeds he will merit sublime levels of spiritual perfection."The Jewish Tanakh, is more then just words and metaphors. It is has strong mathematical principles, especially in regards to Hebrew Gematria & Kabbalah. It is more then just a book.Ask me anything you would like to know regarding this concept, while I'm not religious myself, and live a life with a huge importance on modern medicine & science - I will not give you the typical religious quotes of most religious people. I will give you the most informative answer I can, based on my ability.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>248038426>in fact there are the 7 laws that Gentiles will abide byfuck you. you will all die before that ever happens.
>>248039493Tree of death>>248045012Shut up jew, we know how the Talmud takes (((precedence))) over the torah for you scum.>A rabbi argued with God and the rabbi won.As if rabbis are above God, they are satanic trash Fuck you kikes, bow to Christ with your face on the floor NOW.
>>248053975It will never happen, the Christian Emperor is coming and He will turn jews into soap, from filth to cleanse.
>>248038426>Ask me anything you would like to know regarding this concept, while I'm not religious myself, and live a life with a huge importance on modern medicine & science - I will not give you the typical religious quotes of most religious people. I will give you the most informative answer I can, based on my ability.Have you eaten the body of Christ and entered the kingdom of heaven?
>>248054298>Tree of deaththat's exactly what it is. It's literally the first lie. He's literally telling you if you learn certain skills from a "knowledge tree" you can gain magic powers "like god". He's literally a serpent telling us "you can be like god" if we eat from the tree of knowledge. It's so obvious.
what will be trumps punishment?
>>248051602The only reasonable post in the thread
>>248053846He made the decision to allow it to spread to everyone in the USA instead of containing it.
>>248054107But that's not what the article said. It said he's responsible for the coronavirus. He isn't.
>>248054107Your a fucking retard.
>>248045425Nothing, because the President's job is not to babby irrational, retarded, boomers and leftists.If you are legitimately afraid of a disease that only culls the ultra weak then I probably don't want you living in my country anyway.
I already went to thailand for 6 months last year and fucked 65 hookers (many raw, all BBBJ). It was so awesome and genuinely the heights of coomerism were reached. Anywho, I wanna go on a pilgrimage up the color wheel of asian qts. I wanna go from Vietnam, to Korea, probably skip China for now, and the holy grail of Nip porcelian puss. That being said, will the prices go down. HAVE the prices gone down for any of you mongers?
>>248052631I just got back from Thailand. I knew that one of the sluts really liked me, so when she called me back, I never brought up money. I long-timed her and she never brought up money until I left town lol. But it was just a shit test anyways lol.Working girls in Korea are 3 or 4 times as much for a much shorter time, you should know.
>>248053291
>>248053291dead serious, I got genital warts and HSV-1 BEFORE ever fucking a hooker. I fucked 50 girls and got the HSV-1 from throatfucking a roast and genital warts from fucking a rave whore. Its honeslty a non issue. Haven't had outbreaks of either for multiple years now. At least im getting down with my own kind now. >pussy is still worth it based. >>248053410are they hot tho? do you they look like kpop qts. yeji from the group itzy is what im talking about
>>248053834Honestly the only thing keeping me from going all out on sex tourism are STIs. I don't care if I get them myself, but I'm afraid that'll give them to my wife when I get back home. Then I get exposed. Otherwise I have some much money to spend on whores... alas.
>>248052631>pussy>priceAsk me how I know you are not a chad.
