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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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https://www.citytowninfo.com/career-and-education-news/articles/girls-outperform-boys-all-subjects-14050501

Girls outperform boys in all school subjects, including maths, physics and computer science, and across all countries.

Lol, male "intelligence" btfo.

>b-b-but muh s-superior male IQ

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Does anyone on this board realise just how fucked (older) robots? I mean, we are well and truly fucked to the point where we are no longer be able to enter niches that used to accommodate robots and social outcasts. Hell, most of those niches are now doing well cos they were centred something constructive and created a common point for weirdos to socialise around. If I had joined anything in my late teens or even early 20s, no matter how stupid it was, I would probably be in a better place. Now even those places are too good for us. Older robots have nothing; vidya, comics and anime are all in the realm of the normies.

Look at this picture, even fucking furries are doing better than us. Those fat disgusting slobs with a twisted fetish have been able to elevate themselves into hard-bodied fags and (a handful of) slim babes with a twisted fetish and a social group. I bet even the prison gay number are NOW lower than what 4chan yellow boards are experiencing NOW.
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>>40486463
Sorry bud, some of us are just destined to live like Kurosawa
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>>40486463
I'm pretty sure that "normies taking over" means there are far fewer (or going to be far fewer) robots, now that geek stuff is common ground for most people. I'm willing to bet that the people we consider normies would've been robots were it not for this monoculture that's collecting all these niche cultures together.

So your idea of a "robot community" is just going to be mostly seriously mentally ill people ala Elliot Rodgers.
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>>40483881
I'm almost 30 and feel / hardly look any different from when I was 19.

It's probably the autism that stopped my aging processes.
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>>40468108
Play mabinogi

Your welcome
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>>40482055
that doesnt make you a bad ass. it makes you gay.

I don't want to be addicted to the internet anymore.
Can we brainstorm some ideas on how to get off it?
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>>40487389
yes please, assisstance senpais
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Don't use it.

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So, /r9k/, what's your favourite brand of breakfast cereal?
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>>40487322
I buy knock-off Lucky Charms in big-ass plastic bags. Feels bad. I haven't bought normal cereal for years. I'm so fucking poor it hurts.
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this one
can't eat that stuff more than twice a week though, else I get tired of it
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tesco granola and sometimes bran flakes or shreddies
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Oh please robot let me post this mysli will ya

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>think for your whole live that you are intelligent
>you are actually a brainlet
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yeah, lives pretty hard when you can't even figure out a cash register
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>>40487225
This only happens when I go on a weed binge but my cognition improves after a few weeks clean. In the meantime depression skyrockets. Don't try weed if you're depressed
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>tfw lived life thinking moi as a brainlet (shitty childhood)
>somehow have a reputation for intelligence in adulthood

And because of past insecurities, I end up feeling like people are reading more into me than there really is.
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>think that you're average iq your whole life
>get iq test
>135 iq

Why does the Wikipedia article use this picture of Trump, as opposed to his official portrait? This picture is honestly not very flattering and it has a strange coloration; it makes him look like the president of Mexico or Chile or something. Is it a deliberate attempt to not making him look as "cool"?
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>>40484768
>Man behaves a little differently and is slightly less sharp than he was 27 years previously
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>>40486053
>why dont they use his official portrait? they used to, why did they change it?
look up in the thread before commenting dumbshit

apparently there's issues with the copyright restrictions see >>40481883

it appears the Trump administration didn't release the official portrait into public domain
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>>40482331
Lmao. Got that original source?
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>>40481557
if you seriously care so much look at the "talk" section and ctrl-f for portrait or picture
I don't know why you care though, literally everyone is against trump it's not surprising that kikeijewpediaberg would be also
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>>40481557
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Deletion_requests/Files_in_Category:Official_portraits_of_Donald_Trump
>all those anti-trump comments by editors
how can anyone claim that they're unbiased

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I just turned 25. As a present, my dad gave me a basket full of beer he had brewed himself and this letter:

"Buddy, at this point all you can do is give up and accept that life isn't going to be the way it was 60 years ago. Don't save for retirement, don't have kids, if you get married, be damned sure that she won't divorce you (you really shouldn't get married).

Don't even aspire for higher wages, because that just results in higher taxes. Would you rather make 25k working part time with a 15 percent tax (netting you 21250, plus government benefits) or 50k working full time with a 40 percent tax (netting you 30k, plus no benefits)?

Enjoy what you can, anon. Friends, family, and small things, like used cars, motorcycles, video games etc.

We have 130 trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities. That is literally double what the entire world produced last year.

Just sit back, and let it all go. Stop fighting it. It sucks, but it isn't your fault. You aren't responsible for the way that this country turned out. So sit back, enjoy your family, your friends, your hobbies, and work the system as best as you can (as there is no shame in this anymore; thanks to democrats, it is less honorable to be productive than it is to leech on society).

And most importantly, be happy. Go ahead and take a vacation to a national park. Go rock climbing, or drive a motorcycle across the nation. By getting out there and enjoying life, you are winning. The government can't confiscate that, like they can retirement accounts, bank accounts, or property, and you are enjoying life, something the extreme left is incapable of doing. Feminists don't enjoy their life. Black rights activists aren't ever happy. They've devoted their lives to being perpetually unhappy, and are doing their damnest to spread it to you.

So don't let them win. You can't change the political spectrum. You can't force productivity. But you can find happiness in any situation.

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Smart man.

Id still say save your money though ,never know when youll need it. Im.black and i agree with what he said.

Save your money though and invest, hold it in a safe area.
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Fuck off you faggot /pol/ cross poster.
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Best dad ever depending on how good the beer is
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Your dad sounds like a meme tier cuck.
You probably won't change the world but his advice is basically

>stop trying
>muh happiness

If you enjoy a life of mediocracy without any sense or purpose then go for it. But don't complain when you hang yourself at 40 when you realize that you wasted your life. Also he doesn't understand how country debts work but I don't expect him to ever pick up a book about economy with that attitude.
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He's a smart man. Do what he says.
Our time is very finite, use it to enjoy living.
If you have a dream job, go for it. If you wish to do something, do it.
The world owes you nothing, and you don't owe it shit either.

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Why don't we comandeer ships and just fucking destroy these things?

A group of 10 or 12 people could easily steal a sizable ship from port and ram it directly into an oil rig
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Fuck off, hippie. What are you going to do, sail there, you imbecile? What do boats run on?
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>>40484848
Are you seriously trying this again?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mvELaIYkco
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>>40487296
>hurr durr just open the bomb and blow it up

pretty sure it's more complicated than that
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>>40484848
They do it in Nigeria already
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>>40484893
Why not seize them along with some African shithole, get hands on some nukes and set up a refuge for fellow robots?

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427454 kahoot code

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>tfw 23 year old girl
>had sex with 4 men already
>know in my heart of hearts that no man will ever love and respect me because I let myself be treated like a disgusting animal
>let men use me as a sex object because I wanted attention

what do i do robots? can I repent for being damaged goods?
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>>40487197
>for no reason
It's more like we have no reason to believe you wouldn't
Paranoia is very vicious, especially when you're isolated emotionally for so long
It's the closest people get to going feral, they do what they have to survive and trusting someone who's self-interest is inherently more important to the person than not hurting you gives just cause to lashing out, especially when confusing emotions like attraction and attachment are involved
Someone who's strength is their lack of ties and ability to burn bridges is suddenly roped to someone thay can't (won't) drop because they don't want to for chemical/emotional reasons then suddenly they rationalize that their other end can do the same to them, then it's a cold war of who betrays whom and how first

Such men are like adult animals at a pound or shelter, not to insult them by calling them animals, but that if one wants to "save" one, it's a lot more work than just taking up the unscarred baby ones
That and if no one saves them they're just gonna be gassed
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>>40487197
>>40487206
You're both acting as if its impossible to tell what a person is like until after you've fucked them. If its really so hard you should probably give up.
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>>40487025
Lmao just fucking die roastie
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>>40486919
I think right now the only thing that matters is that you regret what you did.
You can find actual love, and you probably will, you just have to let the past go and never look back again. Specially the last part. Some people do regret such things, but once they get the chance again, they start all over. Don't do it.
For now I would say you have to wait a little bit while you leave all of that behind and meet new people.
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>>40487314
>You're both acting as if its impossible to tell what a person is like until after you've fucked them
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No idea how you got that impression from me. I have never been fucked and chucked by an old man (or by any man) if that is what you're thinking.

>tfw drinking pepes own made wine
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The_Donald reddit fags should leave my fucking board

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Love me some funny and wacky posts about faecal matter tbqh edition
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>>40487193
Lyndon has read your post. Lydon appreciates the effort you went to by saving that photo of Lyndon. Lyndon thanks you
Lyndon
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>>40487193
Is Lyndon /ourlad/?
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>>40479547

>30 years old
>dropped out of high school at 15
>got no GCSE's
>went to college a couple of years later
>dropped out of that
>stacked shelves in tesco for 10 weeks over christmas
>haven't worked since 2007
>been single for 9 years
>been on bennies for 7 years

We all float down here lad
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>>40487291
wow.

Acutally found someone a bigger failure than me.
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>>40487291
what bennies can you be on for 7 years and not have them stopped?

I really don't understand the need for a girl to be a virgin
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i think it's so that they don't feel like they're inconveniencing the other person by being inexperienced. if the girl is a virgin, then it doesn't matter because they're both inexperienced.
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>>40487348
You will once you catch an STD or when she cheats on you. Just get a waifu.
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It's all rooted in men's fear of being a cuck.
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She's had better and she'll want more of it.

Even if you're the best she's had, she knows it can vary and knows there must be someone better than you.

Plus, women turn rampant prostitution into a casual hobby where social status is the currency. Do you want your child to be raised by that?
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>>40487348
They're insecure about being bad in bed and they don't want the girl to have anyone else to compare them to.


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