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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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got a new cock pocket editon
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>>48717018
90% of girls I see have that thot makeup on and/or fake tans and they make me sick. I'll take plain arty qts like that any time
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>>48716971
Fucking normie passers.
What a load of bollocks, I cant believe she hasnt posted that just for compliments.
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>>48717047
>no subtle jokes
I know a lot of lads here have actual autism and can't see jokes when they're thrown in their face, but you need to do better.

>As a woman I feel that I shouldn't be discriminated against if I did want a manual labour job but due to my physical condition it would make more sense for a man to perform physical labour while I take a supervisory or managerial role
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It's the 30 stone obese trannies on World's Strongest Man I respect.
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>>48717049
>own pretty much the exact same pair of glasses that this qt is wearing in this pic

b-but they were in the men's section...

>tfw never had a gf. Who else real robot?
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>>48717032
>tfw never had a friend
>tfw never had an online friend
>tfw never had a relationship
>tfw no idea how to communicate with others
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>>48717032

Me too, and I'm older than you. Let the pissing contest begin. Also, no matter what you say I'm always 3 times more miserable than you.
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>>48717059
Well I'm times infinity more
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>>48717055

You are communicating right now, anon.

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Boys, i think i got the wrong outcome for my adventure.

>Be me
>23 y/o khv
>fat fuck with shitty delivery job
>All I do is deliver shit to faggot pensioners and norms
>Be on the job
>See guys in a gang coming towards me
>Ones in a suit
>The rest are like bikers
>the suit guy pulls out a gun and asks for chips
>wut.jpeg
>"I demand chips, you fat shit"
>He puts gun on my forehead
>panic

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sup /r9k/

You always joke about cheese pizza and rape and sex with children. What would you think if you found out your gf or wife had been repeatedly raped and molested and filmed when she was young?

From ages 7-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera, sometimes it was painful, sometimes I thought I enjoyed it. But I came out of it at age 12 with what I thought was a loving family member in prison and bad cases of Herpes, HPV and gonorrhea, it was the gonorrhea that crippled me and got my mother to take me to the hospital where they found out what was happeneing...

does the fact that this is common among the girls you see in underage porn change your mind about it? what if your gf told you she had an incurable disease she got when she was 8, would that be OK with you?

pic related, it's me from that time in my life :(

you don't know how it feels till it's your family member
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>>48716715
adios amiga!
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Dump her for being dicked down by a million other men. Whore
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Make inappropriate jokes about it
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I don't care. I was molested and people just get upset at you if you use that as an "excuse".
No point in worrying about what happened to you in the past, you can't change it. People who wouldn't accept you because of that are worthless humans.
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cmon man i already nutted 3 times today

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one of these threads :3 bully each other teehehee
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>>48716173
shit game and book
cool weapon, poke and superhero

>>48715613
good game, shit album, meh film
Keep trying though

>>48715575
shit band
Anime is alright though the source material is superior

>>48715100
Worst 3D Zelda
Also not listing band or album, fucking NPC right here
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>>48716866
What's the best 3D Zelda in your opinion?
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>>48706268
XRA, whoa, truly mesmerizing
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>>48716898
Majora's Mask or Botw.
Twilight Princess was alright but it was still designed so that 12 year olds could finish it
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>>48717007
Decent taste, I guess. But you honestly think Wind Waker is worse than Skyward Sword?

Let's have a comfy thread about good things that have happened/are happening to you recently.
I made a couple of friends and they are starting to introduce me to new people, might even get a gym membership with them. I just realised how much I didn't appreciate having friends a couple of years ago.

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Isnt the NPC meme basically just "Wake up sheeple!!1!": The meme?
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>>48715338
basically this desu tbqh
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>>48715302
>that is not true, people are not saying they don't have free will but that they don't have an introspective inner dialogue, there is a difference
I feel if you don't have this, than you're so manipulatible than you pretty much don't have any free will, you're like cattle
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>>48715987
eh, well you would still fall in love with who you want be a good mother/father or not, shit like that
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>>48713619
>the MC is actually the one being controlled by outer forces unlike NPCs
>they have no control over their choices, especially if they are a silent protagonist
Unironically true
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>>48713619
literally nobody outside r9k and some very cherry picked tweets is talking about the npc meme
How do these delusional make the connection that everyone is upset when nobody even acknowledged them?

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Time change stop bitching and try make this a place you like then.
Make threads you like.
Sick of seeing the same images?
> Download gimp and makes something else
Or you know what? Use fucking paint
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>>48716277
I like where this is going. if this board banned wojacks all together then it wud progress
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>>48716455
too bad it never took off
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no anon plz no no
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cool thread thank you for taking the time to make this OP you nice boy
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heres a a little dude i made

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

This list just shows how cruel and shitty the world is.
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humans are animals. do you feel bad for roadkill, except for a few moments perhaps?
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Just this past year some kid got pinned by the backseat of his car and suffocated after a few hours. Man

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Where did 4chan lose its collective soul?
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>>48716761
>The entire internet is shit now.
That's definitely true. What is it? Like 5-6 corporations own the servers that most of the internet runs through?
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>>48716969
>We all just need to find a new home
Lol. There are no more new anons.
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>>48716969
Impossible. Every new place dies too quickly, but 4chan is now too fast and too bitter.
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>>48716746
Nope, brush tool in adobe illustrator
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>>48716940
The usual, the children are grown up. You're bored of your wife. You don't have an engaging hobby (including religion).

So you are lonely and have a lot of free time*. You're looking for a feel good cause, and decide to save your country one shitposter after another.

*One guy used to be one of the top players of the Browser game Planetarion. Just an example.

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/creative thread?/ Show us what you've made, want to make give feedback if you want and generally talking about creative interests with other anons.
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Been trying to learn myself how to draw for a month now, gimme some criticism!
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>>48716999
its shit, nice trips tho

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Explain why racism is a thing please

Like what makes someone judge another based on a body trait

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https://twitter.com/south32luigi

WHO IS THIS GOD DAMN MAN WTF FUCK HELP ELDERS VAULT OUT




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