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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Is Trump going to be impeached?
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>>54990825
>you cant use the constitution the way it was written
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not american but who cares at this point, doesn't he just have less than a year left in office anyway, they were screaming impeach since 2016 and nothing happened
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No, he's gonna get PEACHED instead
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>>54990868
PEACHED.com
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>>54990851
>Didn't he use extranational resources to try and gather dirt on a political opponent?
That's one of his many crimes, yes.

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warm hugs edition
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>>54990704
>>54990733
>that's right i've heard the story over and over again, gee it's swell to finally meet her other friends!
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>>54990838
I haven't watched the movie yet
Is it good?
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>>54990866
Anon, what are you doing with your life? You have to watch it now!
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>tmw no bf to improve for
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>>54990704
>tfw considered watching it before hearing how shit the ending was
Glad I dodged that disappointment

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He can ramble on and on for minutes at a time and not actually say anything beyond:
>"dude, we're all one, maaaaaan"

Normalfags think listening to him talk with dramatic music in the background makes them "spiritual" or someting.
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>>54989168
yea normie rave faggots and neo-hippies used to lap his cumposts up and think it was really deep and insightful. i fucking hate normies
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What do you actually have against him or his philosophy? I've had people recommend him as reading before. I'd maybe caught a thing here or there of him and am not that familiar with it so it sounded like a great suggestion whether or not it was an off handed remark.
Just sort of looking at a brief synopsis, it's typically the kind of thing I don't like to comment on. It's a little bit fascinating though. I spent some time studying and writing essays about Eastern and Western beliefs. I've had people tell me flat out; "You don't do that", or "You don't know what you're saying". If I told them that. If anything maybe I think Eastern sort of stuff that differs from what I believe now was somewhat fundamental for me to find some faith. It's both very ecclesiastical either way. If you read both, God really hasn't got any personal grudges toward most people that don't believe in him. It tends to be outrightly regarded as heretical but when you study about the bible there isn't really much of a grudge about a lot of it, rather than people that go against something else that's more conceptual, like a personal pact between you and Him. If anything he highly favors a lot of other things other cultures do rather than people that are mindlessly adherent.
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>>54989168
>t. Zoomer with a 5 second attention span
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>>54989168
that's because there's nothing more to it than dude, we're all one, maaaaaan, everything else is just embellishment
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>>54989168
>"dude, we're all one, maaaaaan"
That's eastern philosophy boiled down.
And if you think about it, modern biology too.
If you subscribe to the abiogenesis theory then all life is a descended from the first cell or group of cells that qualified as alive. Every organism is just a mutation somewhere down the line of that cell's lineage.

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It's been a while since we had one of these, so let's have a little chat here.

What is your type? What do you think are the cons and pros of it? Do you wish you were other type?

Also, Judging vs. Perceiving. Judging is clearly superior, but I want to know other's opinions.
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>>54986494
>no you
true intellect right there. So this is the power of intps
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>>54971202
Mega-LOL at the Teen Girl Squad names

I also feel like the INTP descriptor fits me more as INTJ, and I consistently get INTJ when I retake this test. I've definitely never cried about a dog dying in a movie, or cried about anything else in a movie, for that matter. I enjoy them for either the spectacle, or clever commentary. INTJ is labeled as a robot for a reason. Emotional compromise is unacceptable, and is the driving force behind the personality in the first place. I don't understand what "Talks shit, gets hit" is about, either. I know what it means, but not why it is applicable.

Pros: Lists for everything! I take great pleasure in doing simple things like filling out forms that have definitive beginnings and ends. Because I can sit in my own head for so long and create long lists of rules for worlds I create, I'm not worried being bored without an external stimulus. I can be assured that if I sit an think about something for long enough, I will arrive at what is at least a rational position, if not also moral and fair.

Cons: If you don't do it the way I think you're supposed to do it, you should be removed from the gene pool, and your children should be, too, if they can't be salvaged. I become fascinated with things for short periods of time, and immediately stop being interested soon afterward. For example, let's memorize the periodic table of elements, or this poem that is entirely in Latin. Then I stop caring, and forget most of it days or weeks later. I suffer from that thing where I grew up hearing from mom how I was so very smart and intelligent and gifted, instead of complimenting my effort in general, and now I don't feel compelled to improve myself very much. Also, crushing loneliness derived from not being able to enjoy small talk that is the usual basis for starting a relationship, romantic or platonic. I just want to talk about grand, impressive ideas and concepts, I don't care about sports or politics or stuff like that.
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>>54986136
Based INFJ manipulator
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UNNNH~
S...sempai...
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Free ISTP humble bump

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Late-October edition.

Last time on /waifu/: >>54943405
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Being the best husbando for waifu
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I sure as hell love my waifu. She's so perfect.
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She's very far from perfect but I still love my cute wife!!
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>>54985691
>witches
hmmm, probably if they could pique her interest. i imagine she'd be wary of your sort of stereotypical creepy old lady types, but if its more like new-age crystals and herbs and whatever, she'd probably enjoy that a lot, she seems to really like exploring around in nature and stuff
>spells
...party gag type stuff? making fireworks or cute flashy stuff like that i guess
>curse
probably something like not being able to leave a set area or something? i mean i guess it depends i dont really know
>halloween
candy or costumes or both
>favorite monster
uhhhh ghosts? i dont really know, what is a 'halloween' monster?
>least favorite
same thing, i dont really know how to approach this question
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Lovingly hugging your waifu so hard she scratches your back

What are you doing right now anon? And why are you up so late? Personally, I woke up at 3am and could not fall back asleep so now I am making waffles.

Which State has the hottest girls?

https://youtu.be/YS-IjoeDuic

Romans 10:13
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
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>>54989729
Well who doesn't?

https://youtu.be/fqa9JqRPwVo
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>>54987804
Your religion is based around the fact that some Italians botched the execution of a jew.
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>>54990386
you know crucifixions couldn't be botched, right ?
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>>54990480
It went fine.
No one even said he came back to life or rocketed into the stratosphere until 500 years or so after it happened.
All the magical bullshit was added later.
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>>54990843
>until 500 years or so after it happened

you're either deeply ignorant or a liar, since we have over 5000 christian manuscripts dating around 100AD, all the central books talking about christ's life death and resurrection

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Why is getting a job so difficult? I've met so many people who are too stupid to breathe and they're not jobless, what gives?
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>>54990119
If you want an entry level job you either have to know someone or be goodlooking, but if youre really fucking desperate apply for walmart they will hire LITTERALLY ANYONE.
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>>54990184
>"did you apply online"
This is the roulette wheel of employment in the modern dystopia.
Every corporation uses some sort of algorithm that looks for specific answers when you fill out that meaningless "Employees should steal from their place of work. Strongly Agree - Strongly Disagree" garbage . Some program scans the applications and filters out people based on more nonsense.

Honestly, if it was still the Baby Boomer way where you just shake the manager's hand really hard and say, "I've got moxxy, you better believe it!" and someone hires you on the spot I'd be much happier than this depressing waste of time we have now.
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>>54990119
>I've met so many people who are too stupid to breathe and they're not jobless
Not only them, but I've worked in places where the person that's been there for 15 years is terrible at his own job. I could have fucking done what he does better after being there four months and he's making $24 an hour.

I don't know how shitty idiots find decent jobs, but almost every place of employment has one or two of them. They must know something we don't, or maybe they're just amazing liars.
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>>54990810
>or maybe they're just amazing liars.
this is a big part of getting jobs from what I've been able to gather. and probably for keeping them too. If you're a bad liar and people see right through you you're gonna have problems because a lot of places demand that you be able to either have or be able to convincingly fake energy, optimism, and enthusiasm.
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Right now, in the US atleast, you can get a job at literally any retail store as a seasonal employee. As long as you aren't a complete fucking dumbass you will most likely be kept past your seasonal period as long as the company doesn't lose money during their seasonal period.

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How are you? Como les fue el dia? Are there any other latina fembots here?
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>>54990511
Lol. Og as fuck
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Is it true latinas don't like southern europeans because we look too much like latinos?
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>>54988841
Yea fuck it why not
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>>54988963
What isn't about race for americans? They are the most racist people on this planet.
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>>54987104
Blackbot herr any latinas wanna get blacked?

Im in Los Angeles and know about corridos

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Big fishy hairy fanny edition
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>>54990696
FRANKIE AND BENEFITS
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where is ebreyone
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>>54990837
at the frankie and bennies hotel

FrAnKiE aNd BeNniEs HoTeL
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>>54990837
I'm in the britfeel kitchen, boiling the kettle
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>>54990714
>who grabs you and demands to know why your not at work
seriously?

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if you don't believe a god or a higher force exists, then that means all morality is man made bullshit, nothing matters, it doesn't matter if you kill a child or rape someone, life in it self doesn't matter, how do atheists go on like this? i would be in constant fear
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>>54990525
Underage retard. Consider suicide.
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>>54990705
Is Adam your real name?
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>>54990261
Meaning itself is a qualia.
You are assuming that other people are like you and see meaning under the same definitions as you do.
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>>54990318
The intellectually honest atheist will admit that its all made-up bullshit but still use the christian model for their everyday life. These atheists, though, aren't the ones harping like banshees about "in god we trust" on our dollar bills yo.

The atheists you are talking about are just mostly anti-christians because their mommy and daddy toom them to church as a kid and atheism allows them to become hedonistic degenerates.
>>54990261
Heres the problem buddy: you will then rationalize anything you do will be morally right. Its funny that that's how moral subjectivist tend to work, huh?
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The chance of earth existing is something like 1 in a trillion chance, do you believe the following

a) there exists an uncountable number of universes out there and we just have happened to live in this one

b)there is some first mover, not necessarily good or evil but something which designed this solar system (universe) for us to inhabit

I'm on the fence with my beliefs but if you think about it, if you live your life constantly challenging yourself and reaching new heights doing new things
you will always be happy and fulfilled, the two things everyone wants. But who made life this way and why did it choose these things?

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How cold are Baltic countries in summer? Like from Denmark to Saint Petersburg? Country by country basis would be nice.
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They're very cold because they're far from the equator.




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