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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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What is your humble opinion on this my fellow robotonians.

watch this
https://youtu.be/PbBzhqJK3bg
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>>50476485
No they are not gay OP just dont suck her penis
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>ywn genocide all trannies
Why was I brought into this world with a purpose yet no way to fulfill it?

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Is it true that americans do not wash their asses after taking a dump?
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>>50474176
leaf here. i wish i had a bidet my dudes

>mfw take gross shit and have to get in the shower after
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>>50475562
>>50475544
>>50474176
Europeans don't have bidet either exept in really old house. It's exclusively an arab thing to do when they don't just wipe their ass with their bare left hand
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>>50475743
Yeah, I know for sure slavs don't do this, idk bout Muslim countries like Germany/France.
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>>50475562
>dumb amerimutt never heard of wet wipes
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>>50475562
Honestly i dont shit in public so ive never had that problem. I assume stack tissue and dampen it slightly ???

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Holding Hands With Waifu Edition
previous: >>50437813
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>>50476024
I'm doing absolutely great!
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>>50476208
>IRL counterpart

What the hell is your waifu?
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>>50476320
The Boxxy.
And APPARENTLY Catie isn't ok with me constantly tricking her into hand-holding.
I mean, what does she expect me to do?
She keeps talking about "respect", and I know the song, but I'm not into Aretha Franklin, so I don't know the hidden meaning of the song.

I just keep finding new ways to trick her into hand-holding; they come too naturally.

I need therapy.
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>>50476202
...so nice to know you are okay

>lost my identity
...I wish I had an identity in the first place... part of why a waifu wouldn't harm me... I wish you luck in finding yours...

>nothing without her
I don't know much about love... nor do I even have a waifu... but I know the futility of life and how pointless it all is... be happy you have something to embrace... something to hold passion for... chasing more may just result in a loss of it all... be happy you have some passion... that you have a reason for living...

In any event... I wish you luck in finding happiness... however that is... you would know yourself best...
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>>50476386
Are you stalking the real life boxxy?

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At what point is it just pathetic in life for being a female virgin?
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>>50475802
no, i was mostly remembering conversations ive had with chads i know from college and irl. I especially remember these two guys from college who were stereotypical chads, you know tall and big with big hands and arms and shit. They're gfs were hot, but one of them dumped his girl because he thought she stole his youth lol

>>50475816
why do you want to know?
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>>50475821
Not posting from there but my family come from a country close to Somalia.
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>>50475842
I like slav women than anything and i find everybody besides them and spanish women ugly as fuck.
I guess you are just surrounded by wrong people
I live in Nuernberg btw
>>50475893
Oi lol, you just didn't develop yourself enough to be intimidated by such spastics, like i said i have/had friends that are good looking and have their life under controll. One for example is from poland and a Model, hes over 190 i think and has it extremly easy with women, but he never would say such degenerate shit and he has a gf that looks worse than his club sluts, once even a hooker he had a night with wanted to be his gf
These "chads" you talking about have watched to many movies and just don't their place where they belong
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Yo how the fuck is there females out there ashamed of being a virgin
That's an actual selling point
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2 Million years.
If at that point no one has nutted in your ashes, then you're just a total fag.

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Hey guys, serious conversation here.
Have any of you been "molested" and do you think it was wrong?
I starred in CP, I was "raped" a lot and I thought it was rad.
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>>50476442
that's awesome, see that's what I would of done if I was more industrious and not so shy.
So what's your oppinion on it?
how do you feel that your pics might still be out there, good bad?
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>>50476326

Natalie Mars has a disgusting boxy man body and ugly alien cock
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>>50476358

And did you cum you disgusting homo?
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>>50476453
just telling the truth and weighing in on op's question. its good to hear more perspectives even if some of them make you uncomfortable or emotional
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>>50476326
>and I thought it was rad.
Can you tell us more about your experience?

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I'm sat with people drinking while also browsing /r9k/.

Dubs decides what I say
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>>50476436
Sorry don't recognise your pathetic singles.
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I really want to suck a dick right now
yell it from the top of your lungs
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say "I am going to bomb denver airport on the 12th of febuary this year"
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>>50476483
fuckfuckfuckfuck
reroll
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say "I am going home to play runescape by myself. you guys are fags and I dislike time spent with you"

Robot-fembot couple here on our 4 year anniversary. Ask us anything.
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>>50475791
>>50474691
Sorry, I thought you were a different person I knew, and he's Canadian, so I figured it would be funny.
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>>50475738
>My bf is my bf because he didn't show any interest in sex(we were both virgins) untill I showed it first.
I did the same and got ghosted anyway.
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>>50474691
Another robot-fembot pair here. When did you introduced bull in your relationship? We, after 6 months.
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>>50475585
I'm not a r9k nonfucker but this board is turning into shit
This isnt /soc/ you degenerates
You do not spread your cumjuice over this monastery of male solitude
This is what cunts do everywhere they go, they shit all over the place
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>>50475854
Because you hate yourself, life, other people and everything
Listen to roastiebots telling you how it's all your fault for not being that guy they spread their stinkholes for
Arent you happy to be among incels? Now with added roasties (Oops, ''''''fembots''''') for your pleasure
Ribbed for her pleasure
You're inside a vagina now, you let cunts in

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>Bf told me his last GF cheated on him
>Can't see him as a suitable partner anymore

Any other fembots know this feel?
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>>50476319
This. Orgiporginalio
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>>50476160
yeah if he got cheated on that means he has trust issues now, so get out of that
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That's okay.
Most of us guys suck each other off behind dumsters anyway.
I used to think it was weird but every best friend I have had always convinces me to do it.
And since there is so many that say it's normal, it must be normal.
Although, come to think of it, they all do look like my first best friend, just with mustaches, bears, glasses, hats, etc.
Eh, I guess I'm just being paranoid.
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>>50476160
when i suspected my girlfriend of cheating on me in end of freshmen year at uni i waited until she got some drugs for an upcoming party and snitched on her so she got expelled and hit with possession with intent to sell because of the ammount

to this day im not even sure she cheated but any disrespect and bitches dont know what hit them
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>>50476160
Im so bored im posting in this thread. Just fuck me allready.

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>he doesnt like fortnite
why are you so afraid of popular things anon?
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>>50473218
Hmm let's think about it, oh yeah, battle royale type games are fucking shite! It's better than pubg was but that is like saying my shit this morning smelled better than yesterday's.
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>>50476023
>PUBg is a rip off of Minecraft Battle Royale
No it's not
Stop using this shit meme
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>>50474484
Based taste anono
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>>50473218
I'm not afraid of popular things, I just dont like the whole battle royale genre. Tried pubg, tried fortnite, it's just fucking boring. You jump out of whatever, land, gather some gear and then you die. It's always the same
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>>50473218
>You should totally play Fortnite. It's popular. Are you afraid of liking popular things and being one with normies?

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What's wrong with an older man in his 30s offering courtship to a young lady who has FINISHED puberty? Why does society think this is somehow pedophilia (even though pedophilia is being attracted to prepubescent children but somehow they use mental gymnastics to say it's pedophilia to be attracted to a girl who has fully gone through puberty but under 18) and why do they say it's morally wrong when it's beneficial for both parties?
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>>50475923
I-is there a pt 3?
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>>50476049
I assure you internet man I definitely did not read that post because I was sure it was garbage and your posts since have proven me right
You lack any objectivity or even common sense, you want me to continue going back and forth with you and actually think you've contributed anything logical for me to continue engaging with. You haven't, you have rebutted nothing I had to say and I repeatedly broke down your train of thought so no I prefer not to give you any effort beyond calling you fitting names, unless you want to go back and actually attempt proving me wrong and no "hurr I don't like ur analogies even though it's the same as what I used myself" is not a valid rebuttal
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>>50476073
>I, as 28yo man, don't see anything wrong with dating 16yo, if there is consent from both parties, thou I would prefer for girl to be at least 18yo.
>Because youth is beautiful, and girl beauty peaks in period 18-22, after 22-23 it's all downhill.
Wow, why don't you want to settle down for a girl that's about to hit the wall soon that has discovered herself? Why don't you want to betabux post wall roasties anon?
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>>50476313
>I assure you internet man I definitely did not read that post because I was sure it was garbage and your posts since have proven me right
Sure you didn't but you keep reading my shit and keep replying, are you afraid that you wouldn't be able to counter the arguments?
>You lack any objectivity or even common sense, you want me to continue going back and forth with you and actually think you've contributed anything logical for me to continue engaging with
How do you know that I lack common sense and objectivity when you didn't even read my arguments?
>You haven't, you have rebutted nothing I had to say and I repeatedly broke down your train of thought so no I prefer not to give you any effort beyond calling you fitting names
Well you wouldn't know if I rebutted any if your arguments because you because you didn't even read my counters lmao, you just want to call me names and spew up your opinions that's not backed by any facts and not even care to read the counter arguments.
>unless you want to go back and actually attempt proving me wrong and no "hurr I don't like ur analogies even though it's the same as what I used myself" is not a valid rebuttal
I already did, but as you said you didn't even read my counterarguments, how can I prove you wrong if you won't even bother reading what the opposition says?
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>>50475568

There is an age of consent for two reasons:

Emotional maturity
Physical maturity

The fact you are arguing shows there is something wrong with what you are saying. It's occams razor

Find a girl your own age you weird fucker!

>>50475601
Also

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THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE NOW
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>>50476229
This place is shithole for a while
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It was already a shit hole fag
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>>50476229
>NOW

ok buddy
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>>50476244
drawing attention to it being bad seems like a step toward making it better rather than just engaging with the garbage.
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>>50476229
4chan was never good you 'horrible fuckin' melt

Just ate a whole tub of ice cream
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>>50476285
B-But its the second time in two weeks
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>>50476079
omg yes we are detectives up in this bitch, put forward the evidence op or pay the troll toll

>>50476085
100% concur

>>50476095
no but I am drunk as a skunk

>>50476104
I haven't had ice cream this year

>>50476109
why not switch on over to mary jane?


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>ate two helpings of spaghetti with cheese and salmon today
>mum is cooking french fries and hotdogs tonite
Bracing myself for cardiac arrest atm
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>>50476355
the way you answered every post customizingly I thought was very cute :)
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Update just started pink crap

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"And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine"
>post your fav song lyrics
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At dead of night alone and far
No light of moon on him, no star
Motionless the steppe lies still
Now his eyes with tears start to fill
And he feels his heart being gnawed away
When alone he has to stay
Hear him say, hear him pray:

Are you in heaven forgetful of me
This heart yearns for love so fervently
So many angels live up there with thee
Send just one of them down here to me
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"He struck down gods that he killed and armies
Stood up on top of a hill of bodies
It was never enough, he just needed saving from himself
Put up both hands, made the lightning come down
Rep got so big that it blocked the sun out
It was never enough, he just needed saving from himself"
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Cant pick my favourite song lyrics desu. Its The The though.

Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red
The calendar on your wall is ticking the days off
You've been reading some old letters
You smile and think how much you've changed
All the money in the world couldn't buy back those days

You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky
This is the day your life will surely change
This is the day when things fall into place

You could've done anything, if you'd wanted

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"Hail Mary, I'll rape the virgin clit
The powers that be invested in me
planting my malevolent seed
Your screams make me erect
I almost don't want to dissect that childish cunt
but I come swinging, wielding this blunt club
Smashing as this cunt is gushing, licking at her oozing blood-soaked labia
"It is so arousing eating out her anus
Elbow deep, force-fisting, digging for her foetus
I have my grasp on the son and I sever
Her consciousness slips as I birth my new spawn
Now we must feast on the uterus on the name of the sacrament

Feast my son!
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more smiths please




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