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Based poo. (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenage-girl-raped-set-fire-21603985)>A man has been arrested after he was accused of raping a teenage girl and then setting her on fire after she rejected his advances.Fed up of being turned down multiple times over a two-year period, the 21-year-old male is said to have made his way over to his victim's house and sexually assaulted her.He is then alleged to have poured kerosene over the girl, 17, before setting her alight. Neighbours in Telangana's Suryapet district in India noticed the blaze and helped to put it out before calling for an ambulance.Police said the girl was home alone at the time of the incident.Her attacker is believed to have dragged her out of her house to a grassy area before raping her and setting her on fire.The girl was later taken to a nearby state-run hospital in Warangal. She is now undergoing treatment for burns on 50% of her body, although her condition is said to be stable.Following a complaint by the girl's father, charges of attempted murder and rape under the relevant sections of the Protection of Children from Sexual Offences Act (POCSO) have been brought against the girl's attacker, according to the New Indian Express. The accused is believed to have been held on remain while an investigation into the incident takes place.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Are you all sandniggers or something? Only sandniggers behave like this
Anyone screeching about sexism ITT is retarded, many Indians are just fucking violent, even moreso than arabs. They're known to kill whole villages because they mistook the smell of chocolate for cooking beef. The only saving grace is that they don't have the means or intellect to spread further and are contained to India.The intelligent Indians in the west are the ones who were smart enough to be accepted into western nations and to realize that India is actually shit and that they had to get the fuck out fast.
>>56966952>reeee I don't get what I want>my action is justified, I deserve everything I wantNice, like spoiled brat
Fucking pajeet. I hate Indians so fucking much.
>>56968969Make India British again?
i have a random dumb question for you r9k. if i had 5000 flashcards that i completed at a rate of 50 a day, how many days/months would it take to complete them all. what would be the equation to work this out?
100 days, a little over 3 months.
ok try this If I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day for 5 years, how long does it take the cookie monster to make 6000000 batches of cookies?
>>56968994>>56968995the 5000 number was random, the actual number is higher and not even. i assume i would just divide the number by 50 then divide that number by 30 to get how many months it would take right?
>>56969010mama mia, that's just not possible
>>56969027I'm pretty sure OP is genuinely, no meme intended, retarded.
I have no one to talk to, everything that happens to me,everything that I think turns into nothing eventually, when it started I had the urges to express myself but whats the point, things come and go, they will be forgotten by the person you talk to, its just pointless.Why even express anything if its just a waste of time, why would I bother hearing anyone and why would anyone bother caring about me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU2M242jWxU
i like this dogs fat droopy face
SORRY THINGS ARE SO ROUGH FOR YOU ANONyou sound like you feel pretty hopeless. that shit sucks dick. our actions may be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, but that doesn't mean they can't have meaning within our own lives and in the connections we make with others. i'm not sure how to answer you saying why would anyone bother caring about you. it's just something that happens when someone feels a connection to someone else, like through shared experiences or views. if you found someone you felt truly understood you, wouldn't you care about them?
>>56968373>and in the connections we make with others.Can't make any. Now what?
>>56969012>Now what?why can't you? and eh, even I'm not great at it. It's something I hope to get better at with help through therapy. for now the only real friends I have are over the internet.
>dissociating againhow do i stop it, bros? I just want to stop falling apart, nothing even happened this time.
>>56968884I usually feel like I'm "not there " in my own body when I'm understand sudden stress/anxiety . My mind cant handle things I have no control of
>>56968906thank you for sharing, brother. i'd like to see some more replies on here, they help me focus. does anyone else have anything to say about their mind and what's wrong with it?i feel like my body and mind are disconnected, i'm awake and conscious, but not in control.
>>56968927Heh,Come to think of it, I remember doing a road test with a driving instructor and he's a bit of an asshole. I'm 26 and I don't know how to drive yet, so he'll keep scolding me for not knowing how to drive and focus on the road....WHILE IM TRYING TO DRIVE AND FOCUS ON THE ROAD. He was just talking to me as if I was retarded, and I hated it. My mind quickly just sunk into my own imagination. I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings. I suddenly stopped at green light for no reason and my instructor kept yelling at me to keep driving. Then I felt awake and got back at focusing on driving.
>>56968982Not OP but I usually have those too. And I know how to drive. Drifting off in uncomfortable or undesirable situations is completely "normal". It's just escaping that situation the only way immediately possible. Could also be escaping routine. It's all for the good of your mind anyway unless you feel like you're genuinely dissociating in the sense that you recognize yourself less and less. Usually that's accompanied by comments from friends and family about your state.Just remember to stay strong friends. Don't stress about the small stuff because at the end of it all it's still small stuff and no one has ever judged or criticized you about any of it but yourself.
ITT: we are supportive and help each other
*unzips* this is my kinda thread
Making It March is less than an hour away edition
>>56968933with black pudding?
>>56968944Have you considered just not drinking in the mornings
>>56968760What do they got? A pension plan?We wearing buckets because we can!Each jobless doomer,turn into a coomer!(Become a NEET)Each tired wagie,feeling quite ragie!(Become a NEET)Alarms make him violent,but wagie's compliant!All of the NEETs here,getting great sleep here!Alarms are all silent,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>56968959nah don't like it
>>56968966Yes but i dont have aught to do
do you borderlines fear you will split on whoever you care about?can you feel a split coming on and what do you do once you split?
Your all trannie faggots but anyways once I experiment with creating a tulpa and it was all fun until it was retarded to share my brain with someone else so I had to fight a mental battle to merge with the person I created. It permanently changed me but it is better then being stuck as a multi personalitied abomination because you thought it would be cool to share one body between two people.
>>56968804what do you mean you just leave the room?can you not try get your friends back it may be for the best.swallow your pride.do you know why you split on them and was it splitting or you just got mad at them???try reach out anon, get drunk and do it trust me.
>>56968892I am drinking. I feel like this only when I'm inebriated. My friends knew about my condition. I would tell them my mood was swinging, and id leave. They havent done anything wrong, obviously. I am kind of mad at one of them. The guy who has his yoko. But I also understand that he was mistreated by his former partners. So, he clings to her, despite saying he's independent. I know he views her as his soulmate. We were legitimately like lennon/mccartney. But I'm not mad at my female friend. And she would always reassure me and say that im not a burden. But I'm sure you know how our brains tell us the opposite. I think I just wanted to be more independent. But no man is an island. I was really lucky to find 2 people who accepted me, despite my illness. That is hard to find. I should contact them. I know.
>>56968971>always reassure me and say that im not a burden. But I'm sure you know how our brains tell us the opposite.yeah the reality does not matter when you get those feelinsg so dame strong.anon you have nothing to lose by contacting them, you are not even technically friends at the moment so just do it bro.be open, just tell them, let them know please.
>>56968986I might start with the female friend first. Then she can probably convince me to reengage the dude. Thanks gunjy.
Why don't we have a good ol' friend thread?>short description of yourself>some hobbies >what you're looking for in a friend Reminder that it's always better to chat in the thread for a while before jumping to contactfagging. Also, don't post gender, it will only lead to SIMPing
>short description of yourselfman>some hobbies nighttime rollerblading, stealth photography, fine dining, >what you're looking for in a friend someone who lives to love and loves to live
>20>Music, drugs, anime, photography>anyone really
>>56968942I gotta admit, I found your note at the end along with your interests really intriguing and kinda cool..
>>56968923>short description of yourselfhot-blooded dumbass and media appreciator >some hobbiesmanga, toku, combat sports (boxing), tabletop (mahjong) >what you're looking for in a friendSomeone sweet, caring and clingy who wants to chat every day
>>56969004Already liking your taste in manga
Post titcow for the titcow story of the titcow date
>>56965760that's a true goblina face though
Anyone who dated a hungry big tit milf?
>>56968452Yeah Me 1 many days
>>56964395You mean tall and slender WITH BIG OL TITTIES
>>56964395>tall and slenderLiterally the worst possible combo. Nobody wants a lanklet, be it woman or man.
Today is my day frens.No porn, no fap, gym, no fastfood and starting socializing. Wish me luck. I just wanna be normalfag. 21 kisless virgin
Don't forget nopillow, no poo, nomusic, no internet, noyes, and cold showers. Cold showers are key
Isn't it weird that even though the world is a clown world and shit is fucked up all over, there's still hope?For example, if you look at YouTube videos, Reddit and other normie platforms, there's a lot of redpilled people exposing the truth? Is this an uprising?There's a rising amount of people rising up against censorship and free speechAlso, isn't it weird that communities with a lot of free speech and freedom become right wing and communities with a lot of rules and censorship become left-leaning?https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/j5e3z7/gym-bros-more-likely-to-be-right-wing-assholes-science-confirmshttps://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/weak-men-more-likely-to-be-socialists-study-claims-rsnc3l8mkThis is the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4kuEQu2-g
How happy is your sex life?
>>56968802My what now?Original as the poop I take each morning
>>56968802what is the sauce on this person? google gives nothing
>>56968802happy? since when did I ever became happy of my sex life?oh yeah...nothing, because it's non existent.
Not having PiV sex but no matter what I do I cannot make my girlfriend cum. I suck it, lick it, rub it, press it, stroke it, whatever and nothing happens.
>>56968802It's good mainly because the guy i'm with is actually experienced enough for once.
>long distance internet gf is in town on vacation>sends me text asking me to go out with her>super excited>rush outside and get in my car>wont start>realize I'm still wearing sweatpants anyway>go back inside and put on nice clothes, brush my teeth etc.>she calls me>sweetest voice you can ever imagine>"Are you comming, anon?">her voice just melts my heart>"uh yeah sure I was just a little lost, where can I find you?">she laughs>"I'm by the old police station, I'm wearing a white dress and a black jacket on top since I'm a little chilly. Also my dog is with me">"o-ok I'll be right over"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
you've never had the gf dream before? you should fly to thailand like i did and rented a couple for 24 hours, I got super drunk in a thai hooker bar since I dont have friends to go drink with so i've never really drunk much before and i needed to chug a few before i left my room to get courage because autism and she picked me as her paypig bf for the night, i was so drunk i couldn't even walk and she took my money out of my pocket and counted it in front of me to pay my bar bill for all the lady drinks I ordered for her and my drinks (lady drinks cost more) and the bar fine (bar fee for whoring her) and took a thousand baht for her fee and put the rest back in and took me to my hotel, made sure i got in bed for a few hours and then said let's go get dinner, i was on a rent a gf dinner date, felt so good to have a meal with a girl then we went back to the hotel and slept in a bed together and woke up to her rubbing my dick and then she rode me and i nutted quickly and i tipped her some more because idk why i could have just paid the 1k baht but w/e, and then she left, i rented like a gf a day and a few short times but man, now I am lonely again.
>>56968791loneliness for sure, i had one and got up and told my mum i was going to japan for some weeb convention and flew to thailand and thought enough is enough, gook moot should crowdfund enough for like 1 /r9k/ poster to go to thailand each month from selling our data.
>>56968791I think my brain is trying to provoke me into killing myself
>>56968796>>56968811>mud asiansgross
>>56968830>killing myselftalking to cute girls on dating sites is the only thing that keeps me going, the hopes of one day meeting one of them and starting a relationship
