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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

There's a series of words that only have equivalents for 1, 2 and 3.

So like first, second, third.
Duology, Trilogy and so on.

Can you think of what it is?
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uno dos tres
I win
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Primary, secondary, tertiary
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>>37913613
That's fucking it. Thanks, it was driving me mad.
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>>37913658
What is this like for school or an online puzzle game or some shit?
>mfw high school dropout solved your shit for you

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>wake up
>see dis
>realize you've been FLOOR-KEKED by your best friend Chad
wat do?
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>>37913702
floor keked...?? i don't even understand anymore...
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>>37913702
>tfw no chad slave

Hold me bros

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what's for dinner, robots?
23/06/2017
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>>37913688
That look disgusting, OP. Who would make that?

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

BRING IT!
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>>37913475
will do bro. thanks
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>>37913295
Make more meme reviews, I would watch
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>>37912090
ERRYDAY IM SHUFFLIN
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>>37911908
>Party posting
>doesn't post party god Andrew WK

This fucker exists just to party, he is everything I wish I could be. He is the reason I have the courage to go to concerts alone. Thanks Andrew Wk, I'll be at his show when he's in my city soon.
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>>37911908
PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8 [Open]
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8 [Open]
https://youtu.be/I-sH53vXP2A [Open]
https://youtu.be/J7tdJuGeW1o [Open]
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

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What is the hottest fantasy you've ever had?
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>>37913515
>Being gangbanged by femboys
I-I'm sorry...
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when i was 13 and 14 i would fantasise that my mother could come in my room and take my virginity
i nutted hard when i did that but once i realised it was a manifestation of wanting my mother to love me it lost all of the appeal
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>>37913515
Die you fucking Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/1399686
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I just want your existence to fucking end
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Why haven't you been fucking dug into a grave yet

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>ywn go backpacking with a qt
>ywn get laid in a tent 50 miles away from civilization
>ywn cuddle and be sore in bed together after a long trip
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>>37913541
>>37913577
So predictable.
Enjoy wasting your life. Only fantacising what could have been instead of actually doing it
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>>37913601
haha you fuckin idiot
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>>37913248
>be sore after a long trip

You americans really are bottom of the barrel these days.
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>>37913620
hahaha fuckin idiot
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>>37913601
WTF dude why would you bring a first time hiker and FUCKING GASH on a 3 day hike?

Why not start out with a baby hike?

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Why do people even like white girls when asian girls exist?
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>>37913335
Wanting to be pale existed since Ancient China, you uneducated fuck. Read a book, Cletus.
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>>37913436
I'm not talking about them being pale. Asians are known for their obsession with white features (thin noses, light hair) that they can not naturally achieve
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why do people even like girls?
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>>37913149

white girls are shit.

qt asian gfs are magic.
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I love east asian women but the ones I meet at college stick with their nationality or go for (white) Chad
being a brown low-status male is suffering

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I want to facefuck Ana Foxxx and blow my load on her huge nigger nose. Is that normal?
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>>37910004
'Forced' nothing, she's a huge slut for white dick and she absolutely loves it.
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Important information
Avodart should never be taken by a woman or a child. Dutasteride can be absorbed through the skin, and women or children should not be permitted to handle the capsules. Although Avodart is not for use by women, this medication can cause birth defects if a woman is exposed to it during pregnancy. Avodart capsules should not be handled by a woman who is pregnant or who may become pregnant.

Do not chew, crush, or open a Avodart capsule. Swallow the capsule whole. Dutasteride can irritate your lips, mouth, or throat if the capsule has been broken or opened before you swallow it. If a woman accidentally comes into contact with this medication from a leaking capsule, wash the area with soap and water right away.

Before taking Avodart, tell your doctor if you have ever had an allergic reaction to dutasteride, or to a similar medicine called finasteride (Propecia, Proscar). Using Avodart may increase your risk of developing prostate cancer. Your doctor will perform tests to make sure you do not have other conditions that would prevent you from safely using Avodart.

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Before taking Avodart, tell your doctor if you have ever had an allergic reaction to this medication, or to a similar medicine called finasteride (Propecia, Proscar).
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Finasteride is an anti-androgen agent used to treat benign prostatic hyperplasia and male pattern baldness. Some of the brand names finasteride is sold under include Proscar, Fincar, Propecia, Finpecia, Finast, Finax, Finara, Finalo and Prosteride.

How does it work?
Finasteride works by inhibiting type II 5-alpha reductase, the enzyme that converts testosterone to dihydrotestosterone (DHT). This converted form of testosterone stimulates development of the penis, testes and scrotum, as well as other male sexual characteristics such as body hair and pubic hair. DHT also promotes growth of the prostate.

Approval and use
In 1992, finasteride 5 mg per day was approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a treatment for benign prostatic hyperplasia. The agent was marketed by Merck under the name Proscar. Patients need to allow at least 6 months for the therapeutic effects to be determined. Symptoms that may improve include difficulty urinating, increased urination frequency and decreased urinary flow. If the therapy is discontinued, symptoms will return within around 6 to 8 months.

In 1997, finasteride 1 mg per day was approved by the FDA as a treatment for male pattern baldness and this time the agent was market by Merck as Propecia. Finasteride 1 mg per day was shown to benefit men with mild to moderate hair loss in a five-year study. Two thirds of the men who took the medication on a daily basis saw some regrowth of their hair, while those who did not take the medication experienced further hair loss. Analysis showed that for all five years of the study, the average hair count remained above baseline among the finasteride group and was increased compared to those who did not take the treatment. The medication is only effective for as long as it is used, with the therapeutic effects being lost within 6 to 12 months after discontinuation of the therapy.
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>>37907182

No. I normal man wants to do that to Chanell Heart
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You should not use this medication if you are allergic to prednisolone, or if you have a fungal infection anywhere in your body.

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Avoid being near people who are sick or have infections. Call your doctor for preventive treatment if you are exposed to chicken pox or measles. These conditions can be serious or even fatal in people who are using steroid medication.

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Do not stop using prednisolone suddenly, or you could have unpleasant withdrawal symptoms. Ask your doctor how to avoid withdrawal symptoms when you stop using prednisolone.

Wear a medical alert tag or carry an ID card stating that you take prednisolone. Any medical care provider who treats you should know that you take steroid medication.

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My sister wants me to take her and her friends to the beach tomorrow. How do I take full advantage of this?
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>>37913580
What book?

Origaniggo
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The ride there is free, the ride home is not.
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>>37913649
more like you live in some backwater area with shitty beaches
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>>37913681
He obviously mean the bushes next to the beach. Not on them.
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>>37913668
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0743200403

I'm reading this right now it's pretty good

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Do robots want children? Even if right now, for whatever reason, we cannot have them...Do you actually feel the desire to have one or many, at some point in life?
This question popped in my head recently. I amways wanted to have some until recently. I realized that not only it would be a drain on myself & my resources, but I would never get close to fuck a woman whom I'd deem worthy of reproducing and raising kids. Not that I got close to any woman for that matter

I hope this post is noticed. I am genuinely curious about this topic.
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>>37910243
i want to have 4-5 kids with this girl i know.
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>>37913327
Sorry I'm at work. So being on my phonesit's hard to green text. If this thread is alive in three more hours I will and you can see the archive
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>>37910243
>Buy egg cell from elite donor
>Pay other woman to carry it to term
>Have mini you combined with elite person

All at the price of a few thousand dollars. I don't get the issue, one does not need a proper mother anymore nowadays. Do what Ronaldo did.
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I have the capacity to be successful, get a girlfriend and have children, yet I have no desire too.

I've always been highly introverted and never cared about conventional forms of success. I don't think it's wrong or shallow, I just don't think it's in the cards for me.
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>>37913207
You can have children though, heck looking at most studies yours would be way better off than even a lesbian couples if you'd raise it by yourself. All you need is a few thousand dollars and a bit of time per child.

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Anti no fap shills are liars and people who have never been able to pull it off.
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>>37913578
Your mental illness is not a meme, though.
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>>37913629
Your arguments are memes.
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>>37913651
/r9k/, the place where everything you don't agree with is a meme
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>>37913684
Nice meme Broseph Stalin
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>>37906639
>last time I tried no fap I ended up seeing a transsexual escort.
Would recommend.

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>the most chips one can place on the board without having bingo is 19
-wikipedia, bingo
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>scored 5
am I a normie?
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>>37911387
probably gonna kill myself after my birthday next month
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>>37911387
This is very origihndfkjgxdbsgduk
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30yo

18/25

3 bingos
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>>37911387
Damn

Originarolls

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Are mods censoring this board?
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Megucachancucks have been raiding us for a year and a half, posting gay and trap threads nonstop and inciting robots to hate females even more by false flagging. Why else do you think this board went from

>tfwnogf

to

>why haven't you transitioned yet?

By viciously attacking all things masculine and driving a gap between male and female posters, the average beta loner would be driven to a psychological corner and that's where these mentally ill faggots want you before they indoctrinate you into their cult. No woman will ever love or accept you anon, just go to the trap side! Become a sissy or fuck one yourself teehee~

But the shittiest part is that this is all done by faggots who don't give a literal fuck about their content or what you say to them. All they do is push their propaganda and there's no way to reason.

This is the time to fight back. They must be purged.
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>>37913637

>because Fembot threads which are NOT in violation of rules, are left to be posted in.

I believe all threads with 'fembot' are being removed. However, so are threads having to with jewtube. There has been a spark in censorship across the site. This shouldn't be encouraged.

Fembot threads are not in violation of the rules as you said. So they should be allowed so the females can be harassed and reed in good time.
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>>37913660
stop being a nigger
>>37913661
ah, I was looking at the stickied post >>23675599, which doesn't say meetups, and not the /r9k/ section on the global rules.
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I think the map meetup thread was just removed.
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>>37913711
aye, that's what I'm bitching about in >>37913559 etc


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