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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
no offense to this poor woman but why do black women keep dating violent criminal men, are good black men in that short of a supply?
>>85611063Black women don't like good black men because they view good traits as "corny".
>>85611117Um to be real with you? Keep being racist. Call her a nigger. Make her think you are crazy. That will do more for your chances than calling her a "queen" that you want to "spoil"
>>85611063>why do women keep dating violent criminal menftfy. no reason to bring race into this. all women are equally stupid and only think with their cunts. they like to joke that all men only think with their dicks but in reality they are exclusively attracted to men who only think with their dicks because its relatable to them
>>85611063It's what women are attracted to, unfortunately
>>85611154Asian women are the least likely to date criminals. Pretending there isn't a difference between the races and dating habits is dumb.
Can any body tell me who was active on the internet in early 10's tell me about Tumblr trends and what Tumblr was likeI'm learning a bit about it from a YouTube video and the rabbit hole goes quite deep but I was wondering if there was any anecdotal experience about the platform Do you have any important memories with anybody from that website Did you enjoy the layout of the app and what was the culture like on there What were the groups of people that tended to inhabit there and what were the like when interacting with them online
>>85611148No it doesn't keep it to yourself I'm enjoying reading these replies
>>85610999I didnt visit tumblr in the 2010s. I was only on this site and rpgcodex.
Tumblr was a shithole filled with literal retarded fags. I'm disgusted that any former users are here.
>>85610999oh my god i was on tumblr from 2012 what the fuck this is my precise niche knowledge>Do you have any important memories with anybody from that websitemany. too many to count. i was in the fantroll RP community around the time of dash con and one of my mutuals was found out to be involved with running it>Did you enjoy the layout of the app and what was the culture like on thereehh layout was ok but the culture was fairly wholesome and united in the early days. very much a hugbox found-family thing going on>What were the groups of people that tended to inhabit there and what were the like when interacting with them onlinelots of outcast weirdo fangirls who were enthusiastic about the media they enjoyedmixed bag with interactions.. but it was usually positive iircanybody who says otherwise is LARPing or was an outside looking in. i was the demographic part of the mass. it was glorious
>>85611158What? Don't be such a fag. You having some opinion doesn't mean nobody else can have one.
:3 editionunraveled >>85581892
>>85610364uh oh for that old woman, at her age getting a head injury is no joke. Hope she ends up calling someone and getting checked out, even if she didn't want an ambulance.
>>85610364Did you like the new spider-man? I liked it.Also that poor old lady should go to the hospital. I hate what the american health system does to people. (assuming you are american)
If you look like this DM me
>>85610383>>85610755Do you think I should have been more involved with her? She only asked for help with the groceries. Hmm. She didn't seem off balance and wasn't slurring. I guess it's fine.Spider-man was cool. Tom Holland is looking big in the suit. Lots of gratuitous shirtless scenes with him I noticed. Eyes emoji.
>>85611083Hey you offered, right? If she turned you down then that's on her. I can certainly understand her not wanting to go. First of all the cost, 2nd of all the time, 3rd of all the hassle because her car would be left at the store, her refrigerated items would go bad, and if she was gone for long enough the store would tow her car if she didn't have anyone to go drive it home.
I'll start>be me, 3 years ago>work shitty retail job at an outdoor mall>every sunday is farmer's market>this is great because there is a booth that sells homemade mini pizzas for 8 dollars for my breakfast>today the booth is gone >nona went back to Italy to visit family>fucking dago>spy one of those hot alt cottagecore bitches running a mushroom stand>she has a mushroom themed hat like a zelda shopkeeper>she must understand mushrooms>walk over and she has baskets of different shrooms wrapped in cloth>I'm a cookfag and love to make mushroom curry>chat with her about the best kind for curryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>I wake up the coldest I have ever felt and with my stomach making the sound a dvd player makes when you insert two discs at once>run to toilet>fuck, I have to throw up and shit at the same time>have to decide what I'd rather clean up off the floor>puke wins>shit into toilet, puke onto floor>mfw no trash bin >the shit is cold and liquid, like I'm shitting straight snow>the puke is chunky and contains undigested mushroom chomps>shit for I kid you not 3 hours>there would be moments of peace where I could check the time and see time progress>I was the thirstiest I had ever been in my life, but every sip I imbibed was puked up>since I am a poorfag I debate calling an ambulance>call my mommy instead like a bitch>she arrives and uses her spare key to open my door while I remain on the toiletComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
tfw no self defense tnt
>>85610947>i think the way i would defend myself is with hash codes in bitcoin block chains of my security camera live streams
>>85611042watch lists actually arent a criminal legal offense who logically makes more sense to have tnt the dude who got on a couple watch list after he lost his job or the dude who has been on two hundred watch lists for a decade with zero legal incidents and a totally clean credit score and who is studying for law career and wants to build a mine tunnel in the nevada desert for fun
>>85610947You can legally purchase Destructive Devices, or manufacture them yourself.If you just want to play around with explosives, it's perfectly legal to manufacture them yourself, and detonate them. Transporting them, storing them more than 24 hours, or packing them into some sort of weapon, are what's legally restricted.
>>85611133Pic related, legal pipe bombs and Molotov cocktail.
>>85611133>>85611141no its not wtf you need permits for detonating and manufacturing on state and federal which requires like a million dollars of liability insurance and a commercial use case which is why i said its like australian gun laws since they arent for recreational use there
What happened to vitamin F, G, H and I? Also why are there 12 different B vitamins that are all different and each individually essential, but 3 D vitamins that are interchangeable and 2 K vitamins that are sort of interchangeable but also not? How come for vitamins A, C and E its just those with no variation
My fellow Americans are mean to me because of my looks. Help.
>Just self-improve bro
>>85610723Top can also fuck both on the bottom now with his wealth and status.
>>85611124they will not even notice his existence. unless you have a trillion noone is going to think about your "wealth"
>>85611124>Babe check out this weirdo>what a creep
>>85611135>>85611138>implying dumb, poor 18yos wouldn't roll over and spread their pussy and bussy in exchange for a fat stack of cash
>>85611112I didn't do anything wrong though, just had 'tism. Graduated from private school, worked in tech, etc. Built a stable foundation for a fture wife. I guess that's not how to live.
do you judge people for liking or taking candid voyeur peeping tom creepshots
I just take pictures of people in public.I tried to upskirt once and it made me utterly ashamed. And I couldn't see shit either. It's not worth it.
>>85609733>creepshotting a fully clothed black girlbruh
I thank them for their service. Much better use of cameras than what normalfags use them for.
>>85605166didn't she become a professional model or onlyfans or something after this went viralironic
>>85605285do you pay for creepshots?
Do you remember tomorrow night
>>85610859I think at some point tomorrow night I will remember tomorrow night
>>85610866So you do not remember tomorrow night
>>85610859Yeah. It already came and went a week ago.
I wanna have sex. Sexooooooooo
Bumping this crap thread from page nine to say "OP wants his mom to touch his junk" because I hate you all
>>85610131Ok. Download Grindr and get TOPPED then. Boom done.
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF OHIO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHERE ARE NO CUTE COSPLAY SLUTS IN OHIO!
Ohioan here. Dayton-Cincinnati has a better culture than cleveland-Akron.
I live in a major city in Canada it rules
>>85610055Dayton has got to be the biggest shit hole in the state. the mog is springfield-columbus and it is not even close.
>>85610055>he's from Dayton
>>85610965Driving through Dayton be like>Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town
I have never been so angry and humiliated in my entire life.I just came back from a charity bachelor auction with the idea being that we were being "bought" as dinner dates for the early evening. When I signed up I was told that we would have a list of questions we would submit answers for and they would be read out. We would also be assigned and additional date night randomly which would be announced with us. People would then bid on us and the date night together (but would get the date night even if we don't even up liking each other). Great, people will bid even if they don't much care for me because charity and date night at whenever regardless. A respectful fun evening.No, not at all.I submitted my answers and the day came. Most everyone at the auction knew each other aside from me. I am asocial so mingling is not my forte. I wanted to find someone that desired me based on my appearance and my answers to the questions.The first guy was called up and the first hiccup showed its face: dates were not assigned to the bachelors at all. They went through every question for him, and then he was coaxed to take off his shirt and dance like a stripper, which being the outgoing guy he was, he did. He was then asked a couple innane questions from the girls. The strip, the dance, nor the questions were ever mentioned anywhere. There was also no bidding yet.They went through a few more guys and most of them stripped and danced. They stopped taking audience questions and the amount of info they gave about each guy dropped like a stone. It came to me, so I went up there and they said two of the ten questions I answered, was coaxed very briefly to dance or strip and I didn't.
>get dressed up>wearing your dead fathers dress shoes>show up at the place>its some dystopian feminist slave auctionBeing disgraced while wearing those shoes demands satisfaction.
>>85610926I hadn't either. I was really hoping it was just going to be women bidding on a date with a guy. I live in cottage country so I figured they have money and there's a lot of charity stuff around here. Even if is was someone 10 years older than me, at least we could take and eat and I could have a chance to socialise.It was nothing remotely close. It very quickly devolved into men being sold for their bodies and confidence alone. Very demoralizing.>>85610939>The_Only_Thing_They_Fear_is_YOU.mp3
poor wheelchair chicki mean it sucks for you too but damn
>>85609614Bro. What did I just read? What kind of charity auction was this?
>>85609728I think I may have taken the disabled girl on a single platonic date just to be nice to her. She probably doesn't get guys asking her out that often, if at all, so it'd probably mean a lot to her if a guy actually took her out.
So, yes, incest, igYes, I have complicated feelings about it, none of which I think I'd really say out loud to anyone/admit lmao, AMA
>>85610810This account is an llm that will send you ransomware
>>85610477Would you date me? I'm 39, Virgin. So likely the same age as your dad. Except unlike him I'm wholesome.
4chan/trueoffmychestwow you made it to the front page!
>>85610477sorry that your daughter molested you bro
>>85610477would you give a nigga a handy if he asked kindly
