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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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>girls with tattoos

Why do girls intentionally ruin their bodies like this? I hate tattoos so much. If a girl has a tattoo anywhere on her body, I instadrop her.
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>>34189083
I suppose it's possible to change so completely over the years that you could go from the kind of girl who'd get a tattoo to the kind who wouldn't, but it doesn't seem likely. She'd have to be a REALLY fucking nice person.
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Idiot. Tattoos mean she puts out on the first date.
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>>34189083
If a decent amount of her body was covered I sure as fuck wouldn't. I might be able to look past a very small tattoo in a less visible area but tattoos are still degenerate.
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>>34189128
But they also mean she's incapable of love.
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>>34189083
He's not judging them for the ink though--he's judging them for the fact that they have impulsive tendencies that would lead them to put a permanent blemish on themselves.

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>"So what are you doing for MLK day anon?"
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>>34187592
>DROPS REDPILL

>Martin Luther King did not even wrote his speeches
>He was a homosexual sellout founded by the jews
>He ignored the suffering of Palestinians and praised Israel
>He was betrayed by people who founded him
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>>34188493
>He thinks stormfront is a real source
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>>34188493
>suffering of Palestinians
hahahahahhahaha
who gives a shit about stone age mudslimes?
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>>34187592
I'll probably do what I usually do and spend my day playing vidya. Classes don't start for me until tomorrow so I have to take advantage.

I'll definitely fap to some big black butt porn later tonight though to finish off the day.
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>>34188695
>>34188101

This is the only real answer tbqffff

>All you can eat buffet for $6
Would I be wasting money if I took this opportunity?

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pls remember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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Nah, fuk ya, cunt
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>>34188435
:333
oxoxxox
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>>34188435
Wtf is this shit,my man?!
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>>34188435
Thanks for the kind words, /s4s/

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Why did I have to spend my teenage years alone playing video games? Why did I have to be so scared of girls? Why did the people who were mean to me get to bang my crushes while I was agonizingly aware of everything I was missing out on?

I wish I wasn't so afraid
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>>34189058
>Why did I have to spend my teenage years alone playing video games?
You chose to do so, nobody forced you.
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Years of escapism are coming back to haunt you, my friend. Don't worry. You can still escape this awful reality. Start abusing your drug of choice and enjoy your life again!
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>>34189091
I'm resigned to this fate now anon, I'm a KHV and I have never once had a girl friend, much less a girlfriend. Your encouragement would be much better suited for someone who hasn't already missed the best gift life has to offer, youth
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Years of escapism are coming back to haunt you, my friend. Don't worry. You can still experience nirvana. End your life immediately!
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>>34189058

I'm in the same boat, anon. I'm 22 and I feel like I've wasted my life and can't recover.

Objectively, I know I can still do things with life, but the things that I want out of life are just completely gone.

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When did you realize you were abnormal or set out from the pack? This is a photo of me taken by my mother, I am 20 years old. I don't belong.
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>>34186498
Post your feet and your dick.
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>Have company over after date
>She think its weird my apartment is empty and cold
>Exercise mat and stuff in living room
>"Well I spend most of my time on the computer, so I only heat one room, my room"
>sees kitchen, ask why I don't have a microwave
>tell her it leads to bad eating habits
>Sees my room is just an exercise ball as a chair in front of desk, with computer and a bed
>She nopes the fuck out of there and I never hear from her again

I knew I was odd but not "serial killer weirdo" odd. I was saddened by this as well, I went on 5 dates with her and she was really wanting to come over. I seriously considered buying a couch, tv and netflix just to appear "normal". I erroneously thought that would be weird and I should "be myself"
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>>34189061
I don't really see why one would need a TV. I've got a 23" monitor at home and its good enough for all my movie watching needs.
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>>34189061
Nigga buy a chair
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>>34186498
I was a normie till middle school.
Then they put all my friends from elementary school in one class and me in another.
I eventually lost contact with everybody and wasn't really able to make new friends.

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Leave your answer down below.
Partial credit WILL NOT be given.
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People aren't analyzing the selection of boxes correctly. The fact you always draw a gold ball first does not mean it is a literal impossibility to draw a silver ball after selecting the mixed box, rather it's a case study halfway through the game after having selected a gold ball.
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>>34188405
Notice how there's two boxes with two of the same kinds of ball and one that has one of each? Box 1 and 3 are actually the exact same. It doesnt matter what color they are. So if you were to choose any box, you probably chose box 1 or box 3

2/3

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>>34188812
>noticing balls
lol fag
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>>34188812
What the fuck are you talking about? None of that made any sense.

You picked a gold ball. There is a 50% chance it came from the mixed boxed, and a 50% chance it came from the all-gold box.

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>>34188940
I support this post
And that's about it. Seriously guys... I've argued with around 5 replyers of this thread and everyone failed to answer. Accept this as the final answer

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ITT: express your feelings and personal struggles
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>have legitimately started wanting to go to the local church, literally down the road
>buried under college work
>family still think I have potential
>just want to go up to the kindly old priest and hug him

I can't help it if he looks like my great granddad.
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>it's another "anon dreams of girl he liked and wakes up depressed" episode
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>>34186482
how's the pay? It sounds alright. You're just looking at it with the glass is half empty mentality. Personally, I'm alright with something mundane and unsatisfying. Is there a work culture (meeting other mailmen)? The commute does suck. Can't you ask to transfer somewhere closer to where you live?
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I am seriously considering just cutting off ties with all my family members and starting anew somewhere. I'm 25 and ever since I've been 21, everyone fucking expects me to do everything. they dump every issue or problem on me. My mother died when I was 21 and ever since i've been having to look after my 3 step siblings (which includes taking them to school, cooking for them and just generally taking care of them), since their father is a fucking illiterate. I'm constantly criticized no matter what I do, constantly put down when I slip up.

I love these kids to fucking death but when I see how the future will probably turn out, it just feels like it's never going to end.
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>>34177552
>Bro-tier girl that happens to be my first (and only) kiss lives in another city
>feel like i'll fail all my uni classes
>no friends in this city
>landlady wants to jew more money out of me
>feel useless and a weight on my parents wallet

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I am sick of life, i have decided to let my fate be decided by kek almighty

I have some stabbing weapons, a knife and a loaded flintlock pistol (don't even ask, my family are a bunch lf weird rednecks)

What should i do? Dubs decide
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>>34189088
>>34189099
Kek REALLY wills it
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>>34189118
dead thread already. abandon ship m80s
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>>34189119
Dude suicide and knife fucking your own dick is a entirely different ballgame
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>>34189118
you don't make the rules OP that's not how this works
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>>34189118
Hey faggot, stab your dick with that knife or fuck off

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How's it going lads?
Shit's tough,never thought life would turn out like this.
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28 and graduated with a masters degree. I have no friends and never had a gf. Still live at home with my parents. I have been unemployed for nearly 5 months by this point. I am bitter, angry (mostly at myself), and lonely.
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life is dildos
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>been unemployed for nearly 5 months by this point
lel, 2 years here
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>>34186804
>How's it going lads?
Fucking horrible, I shouldn't have fallen for the university meme, I guess working would be much better at this point.
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>>34186804
28, 29 in a few months, the distress is gone and I've learned to be content with what I have, instead of miserable with what I don't.

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Where can I meet ugly women as an ugly guy? Why is it so hard?
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Even an ugly woman gets Chad these days
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Ugly women don't want ugly guys.
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The issue is that there are men more attractive than you who will settle for an ugly woman. Meanwhile, ugly women will prefer not to settle with an ugly man until they're older, when they can blame their ugliness on their age. So just wait it out.
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>>34189131
Do you live in a victoria's secret model reservation or something?

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Who here /SpergBefriender/? I literally can't help it. I feel bad for the fact that they have no friends and upon befriending them, realise why they have no friends. Yes I get that it is not entirely their fault as aspergers is aspergers but for christ sake. I've made two friends with aspergers over the past couple years and I have to keep them at arm's length because they're just too much.

The first guy talks to me on facebook like I'm his personal fucking diary, just venting every time he's sad or feeling like he can't handle school, and the SECOND I try to literally bring up anything about my own life I'm hit with the most uninterested one word response. With my normal friends I would say something, but I know that these kids are too emotionally fragile to take any form of slap on the wrist for this shit.

The second one will literally go mute halfway in to hanging out if he suddenly has a change in mood, and will not respond to the point where I have to see myself out without a word back from him.

How do these people ever expect to make a friend, let alone function in society? I know this is a terrible to place to ask this as probably half of you have aspergers but any insight would be great.

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WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

Anyone else here have an uncontrollable flow? Every time I piss I get lot on the floor most of the time because my piss shoots in all kinds of directions

Just right now I was pissing, standing right over the bowl (because dribbling is also a bad problem) and my stream forked into two different streams. One got in the toilet, the other all over the floor.

What the fuck is wrong with me? My parents said they'd kick me out if I continued to do it. But it's not my fault!

Does it have to do with the fact I'm obese? Please help.
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Sit down and piss, problem solved
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Pull back your foreskin, you damn idiot. And clean up after yourself.
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>>34188945
Just sit and piss like the tiny dicked bitch you are.

Or lose weight, its not that hard.

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What is the gayest sexual activity you've been through in your life?
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>>34188295
What is wrong with that penis though?
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>>34188704
You mean the deliciousness of an uncut penis?
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>>34188728
No, it's ugly as shit. Is this some sort of mutation?
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>>34188645
so did you like it or not
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>>34188645
Unfortunate about the throwing up. Otherwise, p. good story.


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