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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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what languages do you speak, and what is the equivalent to "chad" in those languages?

>circassian - aslan
>hebrew - nahshon
>arabic - umar/omar
>english - chad
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>>30924477
It was a joke, dude Iisus means Jesus, Romanians are pretty religious.
Coaie can be translated to senpai, nigga, meng, man, dude. It's a term you use to address someone.
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>>30924480
Oh, forgot to add that the japanese chad is probably Takeshi
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>>30924346
>>30924460
>not Vladimir (or Vova for short)
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>>30924367
Hungarian - Viktor ;^)
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Romanian - tudor

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>tfw you're an adult now

>can't enjoy anime and vidya
>tired all the time
>body starting to get wrinkles
>actually get winded by stairs
>hopes and dreams seem like so long ago

h-hold me bros
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You get winded on stairs sounds like a problem. Go exercise you fat fuck.
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about 50x a day I get this feeling like "what the fuck am I doing? why am I continuing these habits/patterns? what is the point to any of this?"

obviously that is just pure existential thinking because I know the answers to those questions from a spiritual standpoint "there is NO point, there is NO happy, there is no sad, there only
IS"
my point is that I get this feeling a lot lately and I wonder how the hell I am going to continue this for another 40 years or so
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>tfw adulthood is no different than childhood, other than that you have to face the consequences of your actions
>there was never some spark of maturity that occurred and taught you how to cope with the world around you
>no longer allowed to show how scared you are by everything
>everything is just gradually getting scarier
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>>30923419
it hurts hard

>everything is just gradually getting scarier
oh god
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>>30923215
>actually get winded by stairs
That's because most people forget to fucking breath when they walk up stairs 'cause they're so focused on going up the stairs.
You fucking idiot.

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ITT: We post pictures of our bedrooms.
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>>30922740
is that an industrial model m? also I recognize this picture, IDK why. I recognize those boards and the figures and the pepsi cans.
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>>30924116
Cozy/10; you Slavic or west Asian by any chance?
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Rate and hat kidzz
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>>30923392
ADD. No, seriously.
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>>30924205

fyi

you are literally a nigger

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it's time for a cute girls thread again.

post your cuties anon

btw who exactly is pic related? and where can I find moar or source of her?

I see others call her ann frank is that really her name?
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>>30922095
>>30921357
fuck off memewhore
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>>30922095
Oh if only her eyebrows were thicker
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Does anyone knows what happened to her facebook?
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>>30924372
what's her facebook anon?
link pls
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>>30924427
It's inaccessible atm, dunno why, her own page just says goodbye, annfrank.net

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>playing online server
>some autist starts talking shit
>point out he sounds like an autist and has a lisp
>shamefully denies it
>mfw he stfu'd the whole game
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>>30923239
that wasnt cool man

he probably had autism
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>>30923745
he was just trying to be entertaining
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>>30923239
>playing online server yesterday
>a guy starts saying random stuff
>join him and we have a laugh
>tfw got a new friend

Everything is gonna be ok robots
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>>30923277
Chibi was being annoying, but just wanted to have fun. Caveman was really being cynical and anti social. Chibi just wanted to talk.
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>tfw playing on online server
>some guy starts talking
>his voice is so deep and hot

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roll dubs itt and you will die a painless death in your sleep tonight

good luck
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>>30924443
I-I'm f-fine!
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PLEASE LORD END IT ALL NOW
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>>30922161
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>30924474
p-pls dubs...
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I HATE YOU NORMIES, YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. YOU WON'T EVEN CARE IF I DIE!!

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Get in here

tags are r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
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To the chromosome-rich numale race traitor:
Fuck you, cunt.
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Wait anon come back don't cry I'm sorry. We all make it someday
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>>30924392

no we fucking wont
shits all fucked, and shit.
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>>30922576
whose cock is that?
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>>30920071
Guy at bottom kissed me once
Faggot

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Lads i'm genuinly terrified and i need your guidance.

a qtpt filipina grill asked me out on a date and i have little to no experience with qts.

What do SEND HELP I CANT FUCKING SLEEP
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If I girl said that motorcycle shit to me I'd be so offended but you seem very thirsty by dropping your plans just for her at the start.

The next (first?) girl you ask out, you take her on your motorcycle so the bump of the seat gets her going then you fuck her out in the bush.
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this is why I don't bother with relationships anymore

people are cold, manipulative and hurt
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>>30922782
then she asked to take a car to make sure theres space for more people
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>>30923583
For fucks sake man, Filipino names sound fucking Spanish, they are the mexicans of fucking asia without a doubt.
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>>30922598
>You should ask your motorcycle friends to come :)
Holy shit OP i'm so sorry.

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Uncle Anon? Where do babies come from? Mommy won't tell me but you are smart you can tell me
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>>30924464
you listen...
it all starts with alcohol and a lie: I love you.
Then my mind is blurred...bdsm, a bit of ballbusting,...and then I fuk her silly and tell her I wear a condom (hoe too drunk to realize). Then I come back for a second round and creampie on her face. Then I gtfo laughing. 9 months later an error is born...you

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So which one of you faggots did this ?

https://youtu.be/BUgkdD38KG4
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it is just a prank m8.
why people are so affected by this.
grow a back bone, man up

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>can't get lucky irl and can't get lucky in games. Just kill me can. Life is too unfair.

I WANT A HUG, GIVE ME A FUCKING HUG NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30922881
Well thanks for listening at least.
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>>30922899
All coolios mate


dfgbfhd
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I had a dream that I hugged somebody the other day. I woke up and was very depressed that it was only a dream
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I know that feelerino senpai
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>>30922993
I had a dream like that too, it was with a really cute robot girl.
I hugged her, she smiled so happily, her soft synthetic hair tickled my face and I felt so grateful for everything in my life.

Then I woke up.

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Do you ever get the urge to breed a young, petite pale girl?
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>>30923479
>>30923541

Is it strange that when I see pictures like this, I imagine myself in that pose and underwear showing myself off to be bred in a futile attempt to get my boypussy pregnant?
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>>30924459
Yes. Kill yourself you're mentally ill.
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>>30924459
sissyshill please go
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>>30923479
no FBI I don't
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>>30924471
>>30924466
Yeah, well, the urge is still there. Call it primal, of course I'd want to pin that down and fill it up.

But still. There's that other part to it.

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I'm going to sleep and i want to see this thread alive by tge time i wake up!
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>tfw that was the most unoriginal comment in years


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