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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

Fellas I believe a female is attracted to me, what do?
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kill her with fire it is the only way to be sure
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Don't fuck shit up. Don't force yourself on her socially or phisaclly.
Show her that you deserve her. And act calmly and listen to her.
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>>50565136
Think again! Hahaha!
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>>50565136
Shit yourself and die
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>>50565501
Oily and sweaty

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Does it bother anyone else just how fucking easy do they have it in life?
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>>50566135
No.
Also don't slender Kika, Kika is pure.
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>>50566135
It's just you, no one else ever talks about that especially here
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>>50566135
fuck attractive women*. nobody cares about unattractive women
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Its funny how world think we slavs are redpilled and our women are trads.
When in fact our women are most uppity whores who seek only the best of the best.
Women rule over us.

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Last Thread OD'ed

>what ya drinking or what you doing

>personally drunk as fuck and high as shit and playing vidya so pretty comfy rn
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>>50561551
you need to try alcohol and cigarettes at least once, for some reason I have this desire to try every drug on earth just once
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>>50562504
both kava and cbd is legal in Australia (although I think cbd is only legal when you buy it online) and it's insanely easy to get kratom through customs, there's also a million websites out there that sell tax free cigarettes to Australia if that's your thing
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How would dxm be to someone who never did drugs? worth trying?
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>>50566223
Yes, DXM is unironically fun and this is coming from someone who has done many drugs
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What the fuck I had a panic attack today 4 days after bad tripping on shrooms, will this be my life from now on?

>get DNA ancestry thing for Christmas from sister
>expect European component to be from spain (Hispanic)
>not a drop of spanish blood
>its mostly Germanic
Not sure how to feel about this
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>>50566037
so OP can maintain he is latin. are you stupid?
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>>50566081
You forget that the majority of european immigrants living in the US at the start of Hitlers fuckery were german
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>get ancestry done
>father is from Portugal
>expect to be half Iberian
>I'm only 25% Iberian
>Norwegian out of nowhere

Kinda surprising. At least I'm 100% European white.
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>>50566081
>upstart nation forged from the rubble of napoleonic Europe
>overcomes material and technological disadvantages through hard work and superior planning
>get declared war on by all the imperial powers of Europe (except Austria-Hungary, who can't even knock a small client state out of the war)
>still manage to fight off the overwhelming odds for years
>forced surrender drains all wealth from the country
>poorest country in Europe
>return to working hard and planning better
>a few years later, back at the top of Europe

Germany is scientifically the best nation
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>>50566264
As the UK tries to break away from Germany (make no mistake the EU is a euphemism for Germany) expect Germany to use military force if economic coercion fails. So to your point anon, Germany is at the top again.

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Good morning from Luxembourg.
It's frosty outside and I turned the heater up today, are you feeling comfy too?

I hope you're having a nice morning, tell me about it.
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>>50565887
I'm Luxbro.. I usually post in the middle of the week. Perhaps this hot chocolate mug wasn't the wisest picture to use.
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>>50565310
Good afternoon from Brussels. Came back from a run on a particularly snowy day brobot
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>>50566229
I hope you have a nice day! Certainly looks like you will. If you like snow as much as I do, that is.

I've heard about another person on this site from Luxembourg who goes to university in Brussels.
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>>50566251
I love the snow and am currently /comfy/ laying in bed. I'm an amerifag who happens to live in Brussels for the time being. I'll probably be going to Luxembourg in the coming months. So far I'm enjoying traveling Europe. Too much flemish outside of brussels, though. All the flemish people seem to hate amerifags lol
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i have no motivation to launch a game or a movie. i only browse imageboards... i also stopped studying since elementary school so i feel worthless. sorry if its too long friend.

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Women don't want equality.
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>>50566123
Men and women obviously get the same amount of dates. Matches are irrelevant in the end because only a few of them result in meeting.
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>>50565186
>due to the constraints of physical space and time
>So space and time dont apply to tinder?
how fucking autistic are you? she means this statement in a pretty metaphorical sense; it has nothing to do with actual physics
>What kind of brainlet wrote this garbage?
she must have a similar iq to you
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>>50566204
>Matches are irrelevant in the end because only a few of them result in meeting


THIS IS THE POINT YOU DUMB NIGGER. Women are meeting up with a select few men. The women are not distributed in a 1:1 ratio. They are fucking the select few men they deem attractive. Men are fucking whatever comes their way.

>Men and women obviously get the same amount of dates.

No.
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>>50565186
>So space and time dont apply to tinder?
it doesnt apply the same way you retard because you dont have to actually meet the people around you in real life which takes a lot of time,you can literally swipe a 100 people in a minute.also you can start instantly chatting you dont have to start out with a date.

dumb roastie
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>>50565169
>why is being deprived of all romantic physical contact so bad?

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Lain edition
Last thread >>50542499
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>>50566031
It's not an argument because I am correct. The kass in your head is the same one that has a loving wife and children that he takes care of and mean the world to him. You are ruining him by erasing all the hard work he does to provide for his wife and children. In his mind is his family and not you.
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>>50566070
Alright, looks like we're having this argument, let me present my strongest points first:

Is it possible that Kass left his wife, and is it possible that Amali lied about him being her current husband?
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>>50566094
That's not possible at all. His wife is very important to him and he is very important to her. They share a bond you would never share with him, not even in your own mind. Even in your own mind his bond lies with his wife, they have a very long future together, because they are soulmates. And you are not her, and you could never fill the role in his heart that she fills.
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>>50566122
Anon, let's talk purely in evidence right now.

In BotW, Kass:
>He never directly interacts with Amali, once. He never talks to her.
>He spends time with his children, and they consider him their father, but this is not something that would necessarily change if their wedding status changed.
>He only ever refers to his wife once, pic related, stating he had to "leave his wife." This statement could be interpreted in either way.

Further, as far as Kass character goes, Kass
>Leaves his family behind to fulfill his promise to his teacher
>He's a "feminine male" in the context of his own culture, where Rito males are archers and Rito females are singers, Kass is a singer.
>Kass never speaks of his wife or family outside of the Rito territory, not once.
>Kass doesn't carry any symbolic memorabilia to signify marriage

Given the above, I feel it is entirely possible that the following could occur:

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>>50564975
Aaaaaaaaaaa, I am not jealous

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Iwakura Lain edition
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Banbury, Oxfordshire, England

22 January 2018
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>>50566136
You can have nice weekends away in the country
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don't like pakis or niggers, simple as
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walking for inspiration i learned which of you is the one kissing but not moving loving unmoving
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>>50566254
pretty based not going to lie lad

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>4.5" long hard, 4.5" around
>belong to the bottom ~2%
j u s t
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This is a nice confidence booster lol thank you anon
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>>50565462
what the fuck does it matter if you are both longer and thicker?
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surely this is is a piss take
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just put your dick in a toilet paper roll cardboard thingie, if its too thick to fit then you are good and if the head pokes out the top you are good.
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>>50564959
>just under 7" long (max erection, usually I'm about 6.5)
>5.75" girth

Life is good

However, I've seen most of my friends dicks, maybe about 8 of them (no homo) and all but maybe 1 are over 6"

>be me
>be 2007
>teenager
>found interest in chemistry stuff
>experiment with chemicals on spare time
>wouldn't say what I did was safe, but fuck it
>one Friday night
>friends going to party and invite me out
>decide to go because haven't socialized much due to experiments
>arrive at dance party
>still too young to drink, weed still illegal cuz 2007, every girl at the party's a thot
>not my atmosphere, so bored as fuck
>looking for bathroom. Sees janitor closet and notice all these toxic materials laying around
>ohfuckyes.jpeg
>mix substances together for fun

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Those bands are shit, actually kill yourself
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>>50564003
Epic bro! Gonna post this on /r/greentext
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okay, this is epic!!!q
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>>50564003
this is the worst one I've ever seen.
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>>50564003
XD i get it because they are bands! XDDDDD !!!!!111111!!!

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How do I get an introvert gf?
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>>50566075
there is no truly introvert girl so just like any other girl
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Introverted women do not exist
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Farmers daughters?? Christian values girl? Introverted are much difficult to come by these days of tech where anyone can be anyone else or thing behind social media networks, etc. It's all a gamble OP
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even if you did find an introvert gf and "fix her" she would realize her true potential and leave you for literally anybody else
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>>50566250
>Farmers daughters?? Christian values girl?
They turn into complete thots as soon as they can get away from their parents. I've seen it happen countless times.

If you wouldnt have sex with a guy you're a volcel, not an incel
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>>50566182
I am a volcel, yes.
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>>50566182
most are volcel, wake up
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>muh labels
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>>50566182
If you wouldn't sell a kidney to buy a prostitute, you are a volcel. You COULD do that, and get sex, yet you won't. You are voluntarily dry.
Fuck it, if you could overpower some woman and rape her, yet don't, you are voluntarily celibate.
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>>50566187
Why dont you dress as a girl and get fucked by a guy?
>>50566238
Just letting you know

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Most Chads can only name the current president because its Trump and he is essentially a figure of fun. Other than that Chads know next to nothing about how the world works, political issues, the difference between right wing and left wing, racial differences, economic issues, science, religion, history, etc

And yet having limited intelligence and limited awareness/knowledge does not hinder them at all

/pol/ says that IQ is the absolute mitigating factor when deciding who to have kids with, how to educate your kids, who to socialize with etc and yet somehow none of it matters to low IQ Chads who have the best lives despite only knowing about sex, social media, beer, fighting, partying, sports
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>>50565909
this. they are retards in denial with serious mental problems.
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>>50566173
>Because picking up women is not about strategy or complicated algorithms

It literally is.
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>>50566127
http://personal.lse.ac.uk/Kanazawa/pdfs/I2011.pdf

Nah, Better looking=Higher IQ
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>>50565909
Firstly, those topics aren't necessarily smart people things. Secondly, conspiracy theories are mostly talked about by low-IQ who think they've cracked the code to the universe.

Those guys in pubs fighting are not as good looking as the guys in rich suburbs working at investment banks and law firms
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>>50566207
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4415372/
try again




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