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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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post discords and find friends~!
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white lines#0078

tell me about your day
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Kind of shy posting here but maybe I'll meet some qt people (SoCal)
I like games such RPGs and fashion like streetwear and lolita, I'm just too much of a shut-in to have the occasion to dress nicely; maybe we can motivate each other to dress well
Henny#4880
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>inb4 thread is deleted because it's considered /soc/
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discord is cancer raruuruuraru
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>>41705088
rabbit#4375

Hello friends. Please feel free to add and talk to me. I won't post my life story but a few of my interests are video games, movies, music, cooking, reading and I'm learning Japanese.

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>You're takin looks at her over your shoulder, she doesn't even notice...
>She can't concentrate she can't focus, the situation's hopeless!
>There's always somethin more interestin catchin her eye
>She's not the kind to let opportunities pass her by
>You think she's playin it cool, but that just isn't true!
>You see the girl's distracted and she don't see you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ZwxFRpoL4
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I don't think I've ever heard a song about that feel when no gf. Every song is about relationships or heartbreak. Very few musicians understand OUR feels.
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https://youtu.be/tMrFiOjxk5s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQxzgrwEanE
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Waiting patiently for ITAOTS or ITCOTCK.
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>>41710521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsvtXg7fMY4

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>that feel of cumlube weighing down your normally slim and light belly after a long dildo session where you pump large amounts of lube through your dildo into your ass
It feels heavenly you guys.
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>>41710545
you don't have to be a tranny to enjoy a nice thick cock inside of your butt.
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>>41710511
https://bad-dragon.com/products/nova
This in a medium size, firm firmness, Nova's Signature color, with a cumtube and suctioncup.
>>41710545
Don't worry I'm not a tranny nor am I gay, just a boy with a thing for anal masturbation.
>>41710542
I don't have any videos of the exact dildo I mentioned in use, but if you email 80808@cockmail.li I'd show you videos of my other dildies in use.
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>>41710601
>I don't have any videos of the exact dildo I mentioned in use, but if you email 80808@cockmail.li I'd show you videos of my other dildies in use.
b-but that doesnt exist
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>>41710672
Sorry I'm dumb it's 80808@cock.li
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>>41710480
holy fucking shit why is 4chan so traumatizing
origniggerjuice cuz I know someone has definitely said this before

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What's actually wrong with never doing anything in life?

I'm 30 and have always been NEET, never left the city I was born in, pretty much still always been in the suburb I was born in, never left, not even for a holiday, I don't do holidays.

That said, why is it bad that I don't do normie things? Everyone keeps telling me that I've wasted my life/wasting my life and that I'm "missing out", but I don't get it, I've never cared for doing normie things like being social, having a GF, working, going out, meeting people, seeing new places, I just like being at home all the time.

So again, what's wrong with this? Besides the fact other people have to support me financially, what else? If all you can come up with is just not being a burden on other people, then you're not going to convince me, hundreds of millions of people are a burden on others in all kinds of different ways, being a NEET is just one of many things a person can be to be a burden.
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>>41710291
>Besides the fact other people have to support me financially, what else?
I get up early every day, go to work for long hours and eating lunch at my desk, then get back home for a little bit of respite

You are a leech upon society.

"What's so bad about it except for that fact that I contribute absolutely nothing to society and am a cancerous net loss upon our productivity as a species" nothing I guess, you fucking loser - kill yourself
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>>41710646
But to be fair the people youre working for a just holding the money now and literally doing nothing
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>>41710646
I will never kill myself just to piss you and people like you off.
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>>41710291
>So again, what's wrong with this?
absolutely nothing. keep being yourself, anon.
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>>41710617
pretty much how normies think

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Shit, I just want to talk to someone who doesn't hate black people or women but recognizes their existences as a hopeless endeavor that isn't anyone's fault but the existence they were born into.
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>>41710569
Because I'm boring. Why are you replying?
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>>41710588
if you are boring what's your problem with things being boring?
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>>41710616
Because I don't want to read or listen to tedious rant sessions while I pretend to care. I don't fucking care. Racial division is for the most part a stale and redundant topic.

What are you anyway? Some kind of racist?
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>>41710692
who cares about what you want to read? i don't want to read OPs boring fucking college problems.
>What are you anyway? Some kind of racist?
you would really fit in on tumblr
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>>41709975
OP is a faggot. Maybe if they stopped committing crimes and having such low IQ they wouldn't be so hateable.

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>girl in my college class called me ugly
>take out the gum I was chewing and stick it her hair
>she unironically has a mental breakdown and starts crying and screaming that she needs to get it out
>mfw
I have been kicked off my course but of well, fuck roasties
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>>41709983

For your average roastflap their hair is as important, if not more important to them than the size of their tits or the makeup on their face. They've spent years growing it out, 2-4 hours each day doing their hair, and thousands of dollars in hair products to take care of it. It's the perfect target to fuck up their pride and psych.
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>>41710016
>cut it out

Excuse me, a google search on how to remove gum on hair is not that hard
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>>41710016
hair grows back, no big deal roastie ;)
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Take a selfie bcuz everyone here wants to laugh at ur ugliness
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>>41709402
She deserved it but you shouldn't do that shit now that you are over 18. It's technically assault and you could get in trouble over it.

I stuck gum in someone's hair at a concert once so I really shouldn't be judging.

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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it.

L,

Its been so long since we talked, I still think about you sometimes, do you do the same for me? I hope youre doing well, I just got a job at an IT place, it pays well and is easy.

I hope that we can meet again some day, if thats stil possible....

A
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>>41710349
She's gone, man. Look for her in the next life.
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Jamie,

Fuck, i miss you. Every time i think the memory of you has faded and i've moved on, you creep your way back in. Sometimes i can't stop thinking about how we had the absolute hottest sex ever. I still have a video of you jerking me off and i cum all over your hands, and you can hear that stupid bell that rang every hour from the nearby church. That tiny bedroom in our apartment haunts me. I'm not sure how i would actually handle you hitting me up again. I legit don't know how i would react. But god am i curious about so many things. About Colin's death, especially. God do you fuck me up in such a bittersweet way.
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>>41685203
pffhahaha
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>>41705748
Is that you Adam? Why did you do what you did?
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>>41709298
You made me happy sometimes

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/britfeel/ Refugees welcome edition.
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>>41710662
good on you lad very proud
hopefully youre just feeling your epididymis
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Slept funny lads, fucking shoulders killing me.
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>tfw 9:04am
>already playing a few hands of blackjack

I'm up though so it isn't a bad thing
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>>41710662

make sure to wash crotch first
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Right lads, off to uni, have a /comfy/ day see ya all later

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>you go out of your house when suddenly this guy appears in front of you and asks you to put your hands up, cross your legs and crawl towards you

how do you react in this situation?
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well first of all i don't stand on the balcony of my hotel room with an air rifle, that's totally not sketchy at all especially after the LA shooting recently

i also wouldn't try to pull my shorts up if an officer had just screamed at me that he will shoot me if my hands go down at all. drunken retard got shot, officer did literally nothing wrong.

tldr;
1. dont stand on hotel balcony with rifle-looking object
2. dont reach into waist band, even to pull up your shorts, after officers have repeatedly told you they will kill you if you reach for the waist
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Careful not to fall for it
Whether it's a retard or bait it's best not to reply
HEY I SAID DON'T FALL FOR IT
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It's kinda funny if you disconnect yourself from it
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>>41709209
Rolling for the sake of my life.
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>>41709209
Rolling

>>41707372
>AM I BEING DETAINED??

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Seriously though, why the fuck have you losers not become traps yet? Even if you're not gay, you could overtime brainwash yourself. Getting fucked is still better than no sex at all.
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>>41710323
>longevity
i'm killing myself by the time i'm 30
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>>41710536
Oh so you want to fuck up the white bois with hrt poison?
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>>41708298
I'm scared and too caught up in trying to avoid disappointing everyone, so I just try to repress but nothing works. I'm too scared to even bring the subject up to my doctor or go see a therapist. I think I want kids, but trying to pay for a sperm bank without a job doesn't seem plausible. I'm also scared that I would just shit on the few things I have in life only to end up a hon.

desu I want to be normal but I don't think I can do it.
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>>41708424
don't fall for the meme anon,

pls no

but lowkey I bet you'd be a cute as fuck trap ;)
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>>41710323
>>41710546
like i really don't get how you can think that i literally hate my life and i hate myself for trying to "man up" it basically condemned me to a short and miserable existence i wish i wasn't retarded and just transitioned when i could've passed

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How deep is the average vagina?
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>>41698244
kys no one on 4chan really has sex

& if you do gtfo normie
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>>41709687
>I have 5.5 girth and surprisingly default condoms (who're sold in supermarkets) are too small for me.

I tell you bro, those who run the FDA are all a bunch of dicklets.

In Europe they don't have such ridiculous limitations in size (57 mm isn't the maximum nominal width)
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>>41698301
Aren't they supposed to squeeze it tighter and smaller because they need to squeeze the cum out of the dick? This feels like a stupid evolutionary trait on females.
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>>41710625
Well, you can be Donald Trump, and get a high-maintenance international model. Alternatively, you can be like Prince Harry, and end up with a well-off, but otherwise down-to-earth middle class girl. (It should be noted that she's not actually royalty. There was a huge spill when he decided to marry a commoner because that's not technically allowed, so they got all these historians to trace way back to some nobleman so they could claim aristocracy for her family, and not fuck up the royal marriage rules or some shit.)

Anyhow, you attract people based on how you act. Prideful begets prideful. I'm not saying Donald Trump is a bad guy, I'm just saying he definitely has a taste for the luxurious and is pretty prideful about his status symbols as a business man.
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>>41710712
>Anyhow, you attract people based on how you act
so you dont believe in "opposites attract"?

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Do girls like to see the willymilk come out?

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So are you shaving your head once your receding gets too bad? What are your plans?

I'm thinking of just buzzing my head for the meanwhile and then start shaving my head a bit later
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>>41710417
I already know I'm ugly. I even used photofeeler. Ended up with a 1/100 in attractiveness, which is the lowest possible. Used /soc/ before as well and basically got no higher than a 2 with the average being 0.5/10.
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>>41710572
If you're already an amerimutt trog... then why does it matter than you're balding?

Also sic dude what are you majoring in. Extra points if it's a meme degree.
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>>41710605
It makes me feel at least some what normal. Buzzing or shaving my head makes me an instant 0/10. I'd rather at least keep that tiny 0.5-1/10 in looks.

I'm a fucking Wizard, college was like 8 years ago
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>>41710682
Oh oops wrong post fuck.

Embrace wizardom. Become a necromancer who transcends hair.Fool the normies with your devious ruses. Other than that idk what else to say.
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>>41710682
If you're that old and unsalvageable, why bother with looks? Might as well lay down and rot, at least that's what I would do if I were in your position


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