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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.


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Is zero a number?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yes, it is
what is a number??

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>tfw no qt contrapoints gf

Why even live?
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Check the drama site named after either a fruit or a small bird.
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Why FtMs so much better MtFs?
She dropped out of her PhD because she didn't want to do it anymore and because she didn't like academia. made a video about it

Never heard of rape charges. Sounds like some nonsense far-right people would make up.
Because they actually pass and have dysphoria, instead of just acting on fetishes

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Remember the kissless, handless virgin robot who made a thread about contacting an escort ?

Well it was me. I just came back from it. Now it's story time. Yes it's a blog post, whatever. For reference i'm 6'3, skinny, and while i'm not aesthetically gifted i don't look THAT bad. I'm just, like many robots, not very talented when it comes to social things.

First thing first : i know i will get judged, mocked, moralized, made fun off. Called a cuck, a basedboy, a beta. Or whatever trendy word. Honestly i don't really care. Deep down i knew it would end up like this, and the last thing i can do is assume, learn from my experience, do some introspection and ask myself the right things.

So the girl that i contacted was a pretty redhead, slim, pretty young, nice curves, something like 20 years old (i'm 27 for reference). According to the page dedicated to her on the agency website she was speaking my language, along with english. Which turned out to be factually wrong, but i will get to that later.

Her apartment was, and that was a pleasant discovery at the time, extremely close to mine. So i walked. I knocked at her door, and this pleasant looking redhead opened and greeted me in a very, very broken spanish / english mixture. Immediately i understood two things, she wasn't speaking my language and even the backup language, english, wasn't going to help, second thing, the smell of weed was off the fucking chart and she was in the process of rolling another one.

Thinking back, i should've left right on the fucking spot. But shit, you know damn well that a well educated robot cannot leave an appointment he made, plus i was already pretty nervous.
So i enter her actual place. It's quite messy but i've seen worse considering that the whole fucking place smells and feels like a giant bong. She start speaking, telling me about her life (i really had to concentrate to understand 50 % of it) and asking me if i want to smoke. I briefly refuse, as i don't consume drugs even if they're recreative and i'm fairly confident i don't need them to relax or have a good time.

We talk a bit, i fake some laughs here and there (even though i was genuinely interested by her story, which was kinda dark honestly) and i lay on the bed and remove my shirt. She pull off some cream and start massaging my neck and back. Pretty pleasant but she's clearly not very good at massages. Once she's done she tells me to remove my underwear, and start playing with my dick. All i can get is a chubby, not a full hard-on, for the simple reason that the movement is quite mechanic and that, deep down, i can feel she's not into it.

During the whole process, me, and that's the paradox of the whole fucking encounter, show quite some activity. In fact, way more than her. I kiss her legs, massage and kiss her feet (which were dirty but i don't give a fuck), smell her hair, lick her skin. Her, on the other hand, just stroke my dick around and lick my balls when she feels like it.

After a while she just stops to light another blunt. I look at her body, think about the whole situation (at this stage i already realized this encounter would lead to nowhere) and ask myself what i could do. I tell her to lay on the bed and i start massaging her back. I put a lot of effort into it, i lick and kiss her neck at the same time, smell and play with her hair, she moans and tells me to keep massaging her.

And guess what ? That's all we did. We didn't fucked. We didn't kissed. I didn't even saw her naked, do you believe that ?
In retrospect i feel stupid typing all this. But you need to understand that in situation everything felt different... it was the first time i was naked with a woman on the same bed, touching her, feeling her.

All i can feel is sadness. Sadness because, deep down somewhere, i feel like I've been used. Not scammed, used. Used emotionally. She knew i was inexperience and used that to get easy money while doing virtually nothing (again, I DID the most of it, thinking back i should've been the one getting paid). Never returned the favor, never a single sign of mutual respect.
Woah anon what a cuck you are.
Shitty story, OP. 2/10 see me after class.
Well that sucks. I always expected that this would be my experience if I tried a prostitute.

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Ebin will soon be back edition
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There definitely are, i know for a fact.
What tune is this to? Will vocaroo.
It was meh because she had literally 0 prior experience
I think the lore in this place is particularly deep and nolifers have a mental archive
Like me.
More than likely honestly
Is it acceptable to attend a fancy dress event as a school shooter?
Yeah /britfeel/ was started by a group of lads from Ramsgate back in 2014.

What body type do femanons really prefer?
>inb4 inverted triangle wins by a landslide

Im a rectangle

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Tell me about yourself
anything at all I just wanna know so please state a fact about yourself
I once flipped a table in a restaurant and screamed "Fuck you" at everyone at the bar when I was 17. I wasn't drunk, I was just scared that they might be looking at me.

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Is anyone else unironically addicted to cuckold stuff?

I've gotten heavily into WMAF amateur porn over the past 12 months, partly because I see so many WMAF couples around where I live (Vancouver, I'm Asian). It used to make me mad, but although I hate what I'm doing, watching this stuff actually makes me feel less resentful. Maybe it is actually good for me.
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ANYTHING but asian men
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>the absolute state of asian (((men)))
fucking kek
Do you now.
Is her name claire?
Nah. But the story was very similar. Guess it's common.
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Every thread I see is full of careless OPs who never take care of their own threads.
I want a good, comfy threads where everyone can vent out and share their feelings.
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Sorry but you're a weeb
Why are you a tripfag btw?
That's pretty reddit desu.
How do I deal with being an ugly fuck who will never experience love or affection?
Are mixed (black/white) people just considered black or what
Where are you then?
Personally I still enjoy this community, normalplebs aside. But I already know they wouldn't come in such a thread.

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Hi /r9k/ /, last thread didn't get many responses so I'm making it again today. I've made a comfy music radio station that's playing /r9k/ created music, and whatever other music you've suggested. Post what you're listening to here!
Thanks I will add this.
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Nice idea anon, I dig it but I don't think it's going to have much success desu.
In the meantime, can I ask you what music do you like?
I'm bored as hell, why don't we talk a bit?
Tyvm I just want to bring back old school comfy threads, and this was a fun little project for me to make. I like dad rock and house, but the hip-hop/indie hybrid that /r9k/ likes is nice too! These threads certainly beat the diaper/BBC threads that ruin this board. :(

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Do you ever feel as though every girl has 20 dicks pointed at her at any given time?

Idk that has been my observation throughout the years.
Whenever you are trying to get with a girl she has a ton of other dudes interested.
Idk, I grew up in a small town, and girls weren't accessible because they were dating dudes who were 22 while they were 16 (age of consent in my state is 17)

In college it was the shame shit, whenever a cute girl came to school everyone was all over her.
One confided in me that she hated that everyone hit on her, but just went along with it.

It got even worse after college, almost everyone was already married or in a serious relationship.

I only lost my virginity because I got with a girl who was dating a betamale and she fucked me on the side.

Why is it that there is so much competion over women?

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Girls get unwanted attention easily. When we want i actually talk to a guy they are never down. They just want to try to fuck us as a trophy of some sorts. Thats why girls are so lonely. We have people offering us companionship to some extent but the extent is only to use us and throw us away and we know this. its like having mozzarella sticks but knowing if u eat them u will choke to death.

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>Even the tulpa hates me

Now I know it's time for me to go.
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my tulpa constantly tries shilling me into doing things i shouldn't even consider
but i don't want a retarded babby to take care of, if anything i want an older advisor figure
>he actually fell for the tulpa meme
Im sorry i didnt mean for you guys to actually follow my advice earlier on this board
Can't you just imagine it not hating you?
You too? I ended up with an evil twin of my original tulpa and the original likes the evil one more than me. Idk what the fuck is going on anymore.

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What's the point in living outside New York, LA, or Portland if you're not poor?
Do you hate culture?
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Not being retarded
kys Redditer
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>>Local artists
>>Local history
>>Local artists
>>Local history
>It's alright, not everyone can be relevant.
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Cities USED to have culture but now every city has those shitty low effort glass buildings and is trying to be LE TRENDY AND BOHEMIAN
>new York
Sure, continue
Not really my style, but fine, okay
Ah yes, that shining gem of culture and sophistication, Portland.

Back to the drawing board OP

Is this place still plagued with Intp's and Intj's or is full of pseudonormies now?
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Why the fuck does everyone care so much about four fucking letters. People are just who they are
says the moron with the sub genius cutoff line IQ
Can we take a moment to appreciate how dreadful ENFPs are? Only people with ENFP family members can know the horror of this type.
>People are just who they are
Spoken like a normie that doesn't have an identity crisis every other day. We also try to quantify our personalities in an attempt to figure out why people dislike us so much

Because it gives them a guide on how to act human.

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