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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Places you wish you lived

>Grow up in a 1960's Californian sea town after high school travel around America in my camping van, surf and touring with my rock band get our first record deal living the Americans dream.
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>>43325663
>not ripping with the midnight bois in 2018

shiggy diggy
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I wish I could live in a comfy Hellenic/Mediterranean seaside town. Speak a few languages, study all day, go to church, come home to a nice house and hopefully a nice family
Too bad I'm too incompetent/not ready for any of that
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>>43329407
Is it nostalgia if I never lived through the time, at all? I mean my dad was born in 56 and mom in 59, so not even they had any memories of the time, much less nostalgia.

How were the 50s fucked up?
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Here's some more 1960's California for you OP. It really was a different time.
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>>43329353
>>43325524

>Go on a journey to be the best engineer in steam city but also come from a poor house had too do odd jobs as a kid too earn money to go to Mecha school come home see scarps of money on the table family is there smiling they say "here Anon it's too make you dreams come true" I cry and laugh as i get up *snob.jpg* hug my 10 siblings, parents and extended family I feel the warmth of everyone around me say good bye as I open the door too a Mecha city raining.

my roommate just asked me to leave the room for 2 hours

I wonder why
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>>43329474
Hes starting a pagan ritual
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>>43329523
this
if you leave for free you're a beta cuck
it's your room as much as it is his
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if you really dont wanna leave then ask him why he wants the room to himself
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>>43329523
>>43329573
how do I work this out? this is the first time its ever happened
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>>43329607
>nah, i have no reason to go out

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Minecraft is the true robot's game. Are there any robot servers/discords to meet other socially-starved autists on?

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who here /despises normies/?
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>>43329493
wizchan is for the people who don't want relationships and friendships. i like it because they automatically ban women and normalfags
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>>43328846
Are you also a skater who is bummed that skate culture got popular while the actual industry is forgotten and most pro skaters still have a day job?
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>>43329430
you are a shit person
no wonder you post on /r9k/
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>>43329549
yes

the faggots on /fa/ never fucking stfu about vans
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>>43329430
Not the same person but ok. Its pretty funny tho how much of a world perspective you lack considering your knee jerk reaction to someone not liking parties is assume they're a fat weeb. Like a good looking person has never been an introvert before lmao

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Women in 2018

https://twitter.com/lilpinkrosaay/status/965630129736167424
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>>43329029
>being black is literally living life on easy mode
tell that to all black people who got shot by a cop
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>>43329479
Wow you're fucking dumb
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>>43328225
You sound butthurt for no reason?
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>>43329534
He is not wrong, tho.
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>>43329531
ah you really got me there man shit

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This is the girl you worship showing her true colors, robots.
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>>43329468
I first saw her pop up about two or three years ago when the omegle threads would get to bump limit regularly, really when the normie invasion really kicked into high gear.

Somehow everyone else from that period (the underage femanons I mean) disappeared but she just keeps going strong.
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>>43329499
ciara is at work. oh its so cute.
i love you ciara.
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>>43329499
mommy ! mommy ! mommy ! mommy !
i am waiting for you to come home from work.
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>>43329603
jesus CHRIST.

Man, this board is some other shit.
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>>43329468
>shes not even that good looking
she is in the US, and these orbiters are literally the bottom of the barrel trash they'll worship anything

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Is there a way to make your balls smaller?
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>>43329478
Steroids supposedly do that. Certain injuries can as well I think. And leaving an undescended testicle untreated can do that.

Hi robots. Tonight is the night.

I will be killing myself later on tonight once everyone in my house is asleep. I've built up the courage after a couple of hours of thinking about it today and laying my options on the table. I have my own reasons and won't go into detail because I don't want any sympathy points or shit.

I won't be live-streaming, I want to die with at least partial dignity and not have my corpse plastered all over BestGore (as much as I do enjoy that site).

However, trips decide how I do it. If nobody gets trips then I'll probably just think of something myself, but I at least want to bring some kind of morbid entertainment to someone just so I have at least done that with my life.
I suppose we can all just have a general chat as well if someone gets trips.

>inb4 hurr durr attention-fag
>inb4 dew it faggot
>inb4 kill urself
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>>43324810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSCwbG8_L8

I've decided to suicide by train and pretend I was walking and got hit by one

I'm pretty sure it worked for one guy that went to my highschool, so it'll probably work for me.
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Hi guys, OP here. 5 police officers and an ambulance just showed up at my door, I suppose shit moves fast. My nurse called out of concern from my behavior when they saw me and that somehow prompted 2 squad cars and an ambulance to show up at my door (a nurse has to see me every day). I want to apologize for my previous faggotry and my distorted and edgy way of thinking. I suppose "OP is a faggot" always lives up to its name.
I noticed I got a lot of people angry and that makes sense.

I will tell a bit about myself as >>43328038 suggests, but I'll keep it short since I don't want to gain sympathy.

>18 year old britbong
>got all A*s in GCSE
>go to most competitive school in the country after this
>grew up with domestic abuse and some sexual abuse
>live off benefits
>autismo (specifically Asperger's)
>been seeing psychiatrists for about 14+ years
>diagnosed with severe depressive disorder and severe anxiety disorder about a year and a half ago
>put in hospital in October
>released and things were fine but started going down again

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>>43329334

When I left here the voices intensified 10 fold and I was in what I can only describe as pure terror. They were telling me to get away from everyone, to hurt others and myself and that people were going to take me away back to hospital. I couldn't write sentences in my diary properly and I felt people grabbing me. I eventually took some Valium and my new anti-psychotic and passed out. I then woke up greeted by 5 police officers. These huge swings exhaust me physically and mentally and make me miss all my school work which is hard to catch up on. And the fact that the school is highly competitive about academics in which I do not complete fully due to this happening only displays weakness to the others. Part of me does not see another way out and that I have been a disgrace and dishonor to myself and my family. This keeps happening on a frequent basis and has been occurring for the past few months. I just wish I could be a normal person again and no matter what drug I go on, it always ends up being the same.
Oh and in terms of this >>43327990 , my brother really does not care about me and neither does my father since they're both out of my life. My mother however, perhaps so. She is probably the only one that genuinely cares, I can't keep friends for long. I suppose my reasoning to neglect this is one of us is going to die at some point and will have to deal with the grief. My future life to me seems like a crash course for disaster, so why not cut to the end rather than wait for the inevitable end? It's like watching an anime that's been spoiled. I'm always scared about my future.

Anyway, enough about my life, I'll give some honorable mentions to things I may try at some point:
>>43326079
>>43325749 Part of me wants to do this but no guns
>>43325832
>>43325612 dick doesn't seem so bad
>>43326361
>>43327598

Dishonorable mention:
>>43325555

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>>43329334
>bongcops can catch a guy about to kill himself but not rape gangs
absolute state
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>>43329490
lolle orginal

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what makes asian girls so beautiful?

when I compare two 8/10s, one white the other asian, the asian girl will always be prettier
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>>43327254
this is the answer to your question, but this post will get ignored anyway
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Asian girls are cuter but I think most people as they get older also find their personalities more attractive. Meaning they're simply better marriage material, whereas white girls are fun for fooling around in your youth.
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>>43329268
maybe I'm too stupid to understand, I'm guessing asian women just have less pronounced jawlines?
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>>43329328
>asian women just have less pronounced jawlines
unless they're koreans. koreans are well known for having habsburg tier jaws
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>>43329328
their eyes aren't as deep set

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what troubles you robots? OCD here and it's suffering
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PTSD mostly. It has been getting better recently though. I also have anxiety
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>>43329143
>>43329023
>>43328998
>>43328933
try to do ERP on your own anons, it won't cure OCD I don't think anything will, but ERP makes it so much easier
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I have Aspergers and anxiety and depression. Taking a shit ton of meds and still feel bad. I have good friends and a nice relationship so it's helping a little but I can never seem to stop thinking about bad things.
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>>43329365
I've tried. It's so difficult. Any tips?
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>>43328879
got raped, have ptsd (nightmares, panic attacks when i see someone who looks like him, dissociation)

>men can't get raped

wish that was true lmao

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How do you deal with the fact that you'll never have a bf?
Asking for a friend.
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>>43329401
Yes, but I would have taken a job for this.
Anyways, I know it's a bad idea now, so it's no use discussing this.
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>>43329431
I can do it for free if you like, you can pay me later.
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>>43329464
I realized I wanted real affection. You can't buy real affection with money. Besides, I'm gonna need to save money to improve myself, so to speak.
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>>43329496
I was joking. About the money, I mean. You are my special little flower after all, and I only care about what is best for you and what makes you happy. You are a rose for whose beauty I would suffer any number of thorns.
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>>43329537
powerful post anon, been reading some shoujo lately?

>Robots screech about being virgins

>cuckoldry and wifesharing can even out the gender imbalance and solve the virginity crisis

>robots screech about cuckoldry

Why should anyone feel sorry for you?
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>>43329241
>Go to fuck Chad's wife.
>Chad fucks me instead
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haha, nomatter how low in life I ever get, I will never be a literal cuck

feels good man
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>>43329527
>Implying this thread is about being cucked and letting your girl fuck another man and not this thread being about fucking someone else's girlfriend and doing the cucking.
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>>43329331
>>43329527
what's worse between cucks and furries?

ITT you have to be as newfag as possibly can.


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