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>>76833040About self improvementhttps://voca.ro/1dvn15zjdbuy>>76833071Anon's depression episodehttps://voca.ro/1cqzp4HBl1Ur
Bumperoni if anyone still wants to talk. Can't really sleephttps://voca.ro/1geG4DSnXBil
>>76832600>and this is Boston Man with some diet advice>child in the backgroundlmao
https://voca.ro/1fEfcMk8OdP6Bump
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don't feel real anymore
>>76834777who says you were in the first place nigger
You are useless editionPrevious:>>76798272
how's the work week looking wage bros?
also still peeved the mods removed IP counters. it was nice being able to tell how generally active a general was. hope we get some third party way to soon
>tfw no british twink bf with grey eyes
>>76834684im a twink too if that helps... i'd never penetrate someone lol
>>76834783literally me. I'm Scottish btw
why would I expect there's an afterlife when I was nothing before I was born?
>>76832822>I was nothing before I was bornWhy do you assume this? What evidence do you have that makes you so certain that you were nothing before you were born?
>>76832822An article on possible mechanisms for how an afterlife might be possible:https://alwaysasking.com/is-there-life-after-death/A mechanism for how quantum immortality could work:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65jdcvSOOjI
There are many possible ways resurrection could be possible, like the ekpyrotic universe theory being true, open individualism, or this reality being a simulation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w13yLq16QiMhttps://vitrifyher.wordpress.com/2018/03/31/the-many-possible-ways-to-resurrect/
>>76834571>>76834571two dicks touching
>>76833965This.OP, you may be an autistic cocksucker in this life, but you were so much more before - you're here to upgrade your karma until you stop returning to this fuckin purgatory.Do good, never experience this shithole of a planet/plane/dimension/whatever - THIS LIFE HERE IS THE TEST, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO GOOD. Also you're paying for past sins, and are being blessed for past good deeds - you're actually lucky to be reincarnated as a human.Also Heaven & Hell are here - designed by people, for the people. "Afterlife" is a laughable concept, unless we talk about merging with your creator, or "returning home", as I like to call it. Home is Akasha, the Spark, the source of all energy which is condensed enough for us primates to exist & enjoy this website. tl;dr There's a lot to learn, if you're interested - right now that field in your mind is marked "here be dragons"
can i still get taller if i'm 20 and still barely 5'4"?
>>76834737It's the tallness on the inside that counts
>>76834737nolearn to embrace the single live like the rest of us>>76834748cope
>>76834737no but you can be my boywife anon
>>76834737Probably not. Certainly not more than an inch, and that's if you're lucky, which you clearly aren't. Give up this thought or give up period!
>>76834737You can grow to 6'6 if you take cold showers everyday and do nofap.
I saw one of a little dog barking at an alligator and the alligator runs away into the water.The next clip is of a similar situation.But in the next clip the dog barks at an alligator and the gator grabs it and pulls it into the depths of the water... the little dog let out a terrified yelp and the owners scream in horror..... Yeah, that shit has fucking left me with emotional trauma.
>>76834782that's pretty cool desui think you have issues
I don't know how every human deals with it. I'm 26 and failing college that I should have been done with years ago, have no job, no friends, and no future. I think that's a pretty common experience here, but beyond that, even the simpler things are difficult. I struggle with my hygiene, with chores, can't drive, small tasks that my parents expect me to do for them feel insurmountable. I feel like a subhuman that is forced to live in a human's world. I've always been a curious person, but every time I try to get beyond the surface level of any topic, I get filtered. I've tried to learn about anthropology, religion, history, politics, it's all so endless, especially stem or even the trades. And once I dig even a little, I become frustrated on how a human being can even understand any of this stuff, I feel like they all made it up, and I'm being lied to. The world is gaslighting me and every other person is capable of receiving divine wisdom or worshipping a devil for their knowledges. And all of this frustration has led me to stress and poor copes, I feel like my body is being destroyed finally. My heart hurts and it feels like my body goes numb from lack of blood. I'm always giving myself headaches, I'm sure my brain is in poor health. Jfl, I'm even losing hair. The world is too difficult and it's only getting harder for me, soon I won't even be able to get away with rotting anymore, and all of this is making me dumber and uglier. There is no plan or cope for me anymore, I need to rope, but I'm too cowardly for something like that. Anyways, I doubt people here will read this blogpost but I really want to be heard...
>>76834561You have been heard fren
>>76834561Civilization is thousands of years old now, there is too much knowledge and technology for anyone to master. Smart people know to specialize and stay in their own lane and work with other smart people; stupid people turn to religion and conspiracy theories that tell them everything is fake, experts don't know anything and to trust their gut/other idiots. Anyway you sound like you have a serious mental problem since you have trouble with hygiene and chores, that's not a very good sign, you should get help.
>>76834615But even with specialization, technology keeps evolving so fast, and you still need sufficient levels of knowledge on tangential topics that can spread out pretty quickly. I don't think I have a chance. I would struggle with even writing something like a highschool essay or report, the 90-IQ midwit who writes braindead articles about current culture has better prose than I do.
>>76834561I think you are smart, you just need to read more ( especially world literature).
>>76834561If you are in the dark zone of yugio gaslighting hades then you have a soul too sm0l maybe it seems and so you forgot you lost the soul you were born with? im sorry the kids the dog everybody dyin
>be nice to a guy>he thinks I am in love with him
>>76834638Dumb moids dont even know that girls will only look at them for like 2 seconds when they find them hot and think you like them when you stare at them for 4 seconds. Totally embarassing lol
>>76834707>>>>be nice to a guy>>>>he thinks I am in love with him>>ok>alrightcool
>>76834749>>>>>be nice to a guy>>>>>he thinks I am in love with him>>>ok>>alright>coolokie dokie
>>76834638There are no succinct words to describe the amount of hate and vitriol I have for the female sex. Every interaction I have with people like you is fron a position of either resentment or reluctance.
>>76834767>>>>>>be nice to a guy>>>>>>he thinks I am in love with him>>>>ok>>>alright>>cool>okie dokiemhm
Asians and Blacks are the peak pairing
>>76834743Idk if you mean bmaf or ambf but I saw a short and nerdy Asian guy at the gym in college with his arm wrapped around a black chick like he owned her, was pretty neat.
>>76834743why would you pair a smart handsome with an ugly low iq
>>76834750Either Either is peak
What if everyone just dated within their own race?
>>76834781> What if everyone just dated within their own race?Why?
>duuude being 5'8" isn't that bad bro, it's like almost the average height (which includes old people and non-whites btw)>middle schooler white girls towering over you is just like uuhhhh... in your head or something
It's so fucking infuriating to me when people deny the heightpill when the evidence is literally everywhere.
>>76834717>I have never gone outside so I sit here jerking to studies instead of trying to be one of the vast majority of men who have sex despite being averageThe reason you arent having sex isnt you are short, its because you base your entire understanding of the opposite sex off scientific studies like a goddamn autist would. Im not saying there isnt a time or place for it, but they cant be used to describe every facet of human interaction on an individual basis
>>76834753Nigga kill yourself normie you get no pussy Nigga
>>76834711It is weird to think how many chad types wont have kids despite fucking lots of women just because attitude towards children and abortion rates though. The ones that never settle down at all I mean, since there are some that just keep going
>>76834099I definitely want someone taller. I met a guy online who I had a lot in common with, but it turned out he was almost as tall as me, which was a bit disappointing.
I've been a wife to a beta bitch and then lover to c mcchad thundercock and honestly both suck. Men are only worthwhile in dating phase when they still make effort to be pleasant, but once they no longer feel the need to impress they are such a dead weight. By my 30s, I am realising men are truly obsolete. For real modern men cant even do plumbing if that would be needed. I still wanna be a mom so I guess I'll just go to a sperm bank or get knocked up while whoring and run away with the kiddo.
>>76834470This just in: conniving fembot reveals herself to be an unloving whore with penis envy. In other news, incels just keep winning. We are so back. More stories at 3.
>>76834487moidhater just make your own stupid thread already
>>76834487No way. Im not gonna make my child disabled on purpose. >>76834498It kinda is, especially after you are used to living on your own. Sometimes its nice and comforting to have somebody meet you at home, but there are way more moments where you are at odds due to different life habits.I demanded marriage due to jealousy and pride, wanted to control how he moves around. Now I understand its was a mistake.But the instability of loverlike relationships is also exhausting. >>76834662I dunno where you got the impression that I'd care to advertise myself to you.
>>76834470>Men are only worthwhile in dating phase when they still make effort to be pleasant, but once they no longer feel the need to impress they are such a dead weight.women are like this too though, if anything even more than men are.
>>76834470Just make your man think that he still needs to impress you even after marriage. Duh. 5head. It ain't that fucking hard to demand that they still try and to, whether directly or not, please you.Also don't run away with the child. That will just cause them undue psychological grief and emotional suffering from your actions. It's better to give them a stable home and a decent marriage where you actually try, than a whore mother who runs away on commitment. Also that child will be a drag on you if you don't have a support structure to help you raise it.
Riddle me this arcanine. All my old friends have abandonned me. Save for this one guy I met in community college. He still makes an effort to call me. I am so ashamed of my own life I just ignore his calls now, but what gives? Is he just like this with everyone or does someone out there genuinely want to spend time with me?
>>76834694>riddle me thisITS THE NIGGERSalso ywnbaw
>>76834718mmm yes tastes like a pre roll
>>76834694>Is he just like this with everyoneVery doubtful, highly social people (so normie-tier and above) rarely care about anyone at all but their most immediate circle. Honestly he probably likes you in some way.
> "We are not allowed to say no to a man without the risk of violence, without the risk of losing our lives. The fact that she was so young, she had her whole life ahead of her. It's enraging."The incel shit has gone too far. When are we going to admit this?
>>76833935>nigga I knew had fat white women falling all over himYes, because only niggers will fuck fat white bitches with no personality.
>>76833140look up black on black stats, especially how often black women are killed by black men (femicide)guarantee this was some muh dik nigger who got offended a sista didn't want his STD-riddled shrimp dick
>>76833151It was in Park Slope, so no
>>76833926Yes I'm sure that's exactly what the nigga said lmfao. What the fuck kind of person do you think is out at a deli at 2am trying to pick up chicks? Are you stupid?>You should be able to stab people who laugh at youYou should actually be euthanized
>>76834516That's cool that you think anyone cares what you think, anon. I'll be sure to remember to laugh at you when you get stabbed for being a retard in the vicinity of people who could actually kill your faggot ass.