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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

I follow Mexican cartel members on Instagram. I use google translate to joke with them sometimes, they're funny guys. One of them posted a video of a naked woman riding a horse. Today, one posted this.
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>>53435890
>Don't ask for riches, ask for health and stability. These are the greatest treasures that will lead you to having it all.
Impressive levels of self-delusion here, considering they're the words of a murderer.
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>>53440920
platinum kek. mexico looks like fun
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>>53447914
A lot of them seem delusional as fuck
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>>53440920
Post the sound version, faggot.
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The women don't post as much incriminating shit. They seem to start businesses a lot. This one is followed by and follows a lot of cartel members. They comment on one another's posts. But she runs some kind of cosmetics business. More than likely funded by drug money from one of the men in her life.

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Anime nonces in tears edition
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>>53448271
>>53448273
good lads
>>53448302
>>53448317
>>53448323
drink more water
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>>53448194
Good luck lad. Get us a big mac meal please.
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>there are people who drink boring flavourless water instead of fizzy drinks and beer
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>>53448194
if you fail this interview you have no chance of ever making it anon
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>>53448229
Almost completely, yep. I remember using CompuServe as my first ISP.

>Age

>Race

>Height

>Weight

>Year you came to 4chan

>What other boards you browse

>Virgin?

>Number of sexual partners

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>>53448281
because I was ROBBED of a decent fembot gf because of this emo fuck killing that dumb thot a few days ago, I'm not a murderer i can't control what another man does it wasnt my fucking fault
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>>53448316
That doesn't even really answer the question. What does a female get out of adding you specifically?
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>>53448303
NO YOU DID NOT. YOU ARE A LIAR.
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>>53448129
>tfw no handsome bf to pluck the flowers of my Christmas cake vagina
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>>53448332
A NEET boyfriend who will lick their feet and penetrate them after they get home from work

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Couldn't find an active thread.
Coming up on 900 mg of dxm.
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>>53424331
Anyone wanna sell me $50 usd Bitcoin, getting it from others really is the only way now where you don't have to give all your personal info.

Add me on steam
https://steamcommunity.com/id/zarrx
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got a package coming today bought it online off a polfag
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>>53448314
>polfag
You mean like /pol/ or Poland, because if it's the former I'd be cautious
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>>53448345
literal /pol/ didnt meet him on this website just by the memes he puts on this snap story i know hes a /polfag/
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Gotta take a t break, so far not so bad life feels okay without weed. Can not wait to get home and drink till I black out though

What is a good drinking game for those that hate the taste?

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Tomorrow night I'm gonna be doing MDMA with a girl who's never tried any drugs besides weed
Will it make her love me?

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How's your job holding out Anon.

Wagecucking general for those who want to share the wagecuck feels.
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>>53445616
this sounds great anon. I would have a job like this but part time
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>>53445658
how to get into it anon? i want job like that please
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>>53447939
not him but it depends on where you live. some states or counties require a license but others you can just apply and if you pass the interview you get hired. I literally just had to interview and pass a drug test and I was in
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>>53445422
Yeah I moved up to cooking a while ago but I still like to cover dishwashing shifts when I can. I still get my usual hourly pay and I find washing dishes very relaxing and kinda therapeutic in a way.
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Miserable programmer
Manager complained i am not "social" enough
Just want to be home every second of this horrific existence
As icing on the cake i'm apparently criminally underpaid but nothing i can do about it because for some reason nobody else would hire me

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What do you think her final thoughts were as he was turning her into a human pez dispenser?
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>>53446609

Probably realizing that her murder fetish had no actual basis on reality and shit just got real.
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>>53446609
>OOOOW AAAW MOOOOOM MOOOM
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>>53446609

> Wow my orbiters are so stupid they drive me places for free xD
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>>53447940
An e-thot who got partially beheaded by one of her orbiters after he realized she's an e-thot.
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Imagine was his thoughts at this moment are
>man I'm such a faggot can't even kms
>mommy please pass me the straw to drink those liquified tendies
>God I wish I could chew but now I'll be a crippled retard forever
>I hope Tyrone's cock doesn't rip my asshole

What if robots married fembots?
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>>53447603
>pretend to watch anime
Fixed that for you
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>>53447572
Literal autism though, not meme autism.
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>>53447465
Robots would get cheated on often and be very unhappy, even worse than now
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>>53447465
Robot x Feminist is the power couple.
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>>53447465
Fembots would cheat on robots for Chad. Divorce robots and steal half of their autismbux

I hope her retarded family members cry in pain and sorrow everyday that their degenerate drug addicted whore of a daughter was slaughtered like meat.Rest in pieces you disgusting worthless skank.Don't worry whore, you will be sucking cocks in hell now. Not much different from what you used to do when you were alive. Press S to Spit
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>>53448300
Good comeback.

>>53448266
What kind of man compares himself to women like this?
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>>53448315
No she didn't put herself in any position to be murdered. Again you're defending the fellow incel. You're just mad at women, which is obvious.
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>>53448274
>Have sex
Because having sex will make less misogynistic,right? Retard......
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>>53448305
>due to rejection
Many times the woman never had a choice at all and don't know the man. The first opportunity to say no is after being grabbed and their life threatened. Even then the man will likely kill them after he has his way so she cannot tell anyone he used force.

Men fuck it and kill it. To them a woman isn't a person at all.
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>>53448337

Yeah, must be easy to live when everyone who disagrees with you is automatically an "incel" and that they hate women. Avoids having to self reflect and maybe realize you're wrong and a fucking moron, and also lets you get your power trip and socially approved censorship of opinions.

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>ex told me not to post pics of us while we were dating
>said its embarrassing
>take down birthday post about her

several months later

>broken up a while
>curious about what shes up to
>check her insta
>its just pics of her new bf

this hurts more than when my coworker died
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>>53447130
>checking up on your ex
it's like you want to be depressed
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I would tell you to stop looking but I know the exact feeling and know that you wont. I did this at one point like 25-50 times an hour when I first split up with my ex wife

She is very much aware you are looking you have to recognize when you social media stalk you will either see something you do not care about or something that will hurt you. Time to focus on what is most important
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>>53447130
Did she go through great lengths to keep you secret in general or just on social media? Did you ever meet her friends or family?
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>>53448226
Not necessarily, you might just find the one post you're hoping for.
I had a oneitis for like two years. We had a bit going on but she dumped me pretty quickly. Whenever it would get really bad I would look her up and feel shitty about myself.
Then one day I saw it. Her bad boy boyfriend had knocked her up and bailed, she chose to keep it anyway. It was the most relieving experience I ever felt, all that heartbreak was lifted from my shoulders in like two seconds. I had a spring in my step for the rest of the week.
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>>53448312
I do not think that was worth the pain of looking that up everyday honestly but that is very clearly a personal experience. For me when I looked at my wifes Facebook even though she did not update it I would feel bad and I would miss her and think of all the mistakes I made

When I hung out with friends, played basketball, worked out, went to the park, shit anything besides that I felt good conversely. The only thing that did not really help was constantly hooking up that made me feel the worst

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Tfw no bf to wake me up with coffee and play with my hair and spank my naughty butt when I dont act ladylike
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>>53447788
Just date women. I'm enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would so far

Men are homicidal, narcissistic, promiscuous sociopaths
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>>53448296
The hordes of mentally ill, unattractive incels do not count as men
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>>53448296
>Implying I have any man in my life that I deem suitable to be a stable, life long partner for me.
You're the kind of person that actually believes these dating odds exist? Put some effort into your appearance and brush your teeth once in a while.
I've seen men who look like literal turtles go out with 10/10s before and end up marrying them.
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>>53447666
My roast is too strong for you Satan
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>>53448304
Yeah but pussy aint my game.
I sometimes with I was lesbian just to have a relationship with someone who is capable of having that deeper emotional connection

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If a black or a pajeet guy asked me out, i'd honestly be insulted.
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>>53448082
But would he?
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>>53448277
So if you woke up in an alternate reality where white girls love blacks and Prajeets you'd change your plans?
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>>53448247
I'm non white but I prefer whit guys for some reason idk
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>>53448082
I highly doubt any of us would regret it.
Given that this is likely a man trying to stir shit
or an e-thot desperately trying to get attention
here because she can't anywhere else.
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>>53448297
if I woke up in an alternate reality where all white women weren't degenerate unfaithful slags I would change my plans.

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ok here's the deal! if you want a best friend, post in this thread! post your interests, traits, whatever you feel is important to know about you! mbti, hobby, zodiac sign, favorite anime, whatever you want. and reply to anons that sound interesting! i just want someone i can always chat with, don't you?!
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>>53429983
just a friendless and lonely male oldfag anon, I'm looking for same people
yyoutoo#3351
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>>53448061
Would you like to talk together?
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>>53448135
im sorry but i dont have much else to say and im not a big fan of opening up to people
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>>53444446
Omg send me your discord I'm also a fujo shotacon and want fujo shotacon friends!!
dube@simplemail.in
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>>53443411
Hi. I like you. What fanfics do you usually write?




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