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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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The new Battlefield low sales is due to Trump supporters and misogynistic people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJmghBJKsnQ
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>>47647675
>Boycotting a game because of a female in it
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>>47647710
>trannies in ww2.
no thanks.

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What are your religious (or non religious) beliefs?
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>>47641282
How often do you fap to loli doujins?
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Discordianism

Hail Eris, motherfucker
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>>47641509
basically the majority of religious prophets lol
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>>47639962
There's nothingbeyond what pic related shows in terms of religious beliefs from what I know.
There's no winning in this game, you are fucked no matter who you worship and who is your god.
But I'd definately rather people to worship the right side.
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>>47639962
Pulling from a hat of everything I believe,
>Atheistic Materialism
>Atheistic Existentialism
>Hedonism
>Ontological Primitivism

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other OP used the same night image so day image it is edition
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>only a few years into "adulthood"
>already a bitter slob
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>>47647696
Bt is diggin up the lines again lad theres literally nothing i can do kek
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>>47647626
Nah just some 19 yr old art student. She wanted to fuck other men while we were seeing each other, I agreed as I was desperate and she was the only girl to ever show me any interest who I was actually attracted to. So basically cucked myself. She chucked me after 2 weeks anyway.
Haven't pursued any women since then (3 years or so). Can't do it any more
Thanks for the gun advice anyway leds, guess I'll just put some train driver in therapy lel
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I actually really enjoy life lads, this shit is cash
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I don't think there's anything wrong with being attracted to trans people

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How do you score with older women?

The idea of large cellulite-ridden asses, maternal voices and emotional detachment from experience arouses the hell out of me.

Where do I start? I know as a fact older women can be attracted to younger guys [the fact that every week in America some roastie teacher gets arrested for fucking a 15 year old, and I know this skinnyfat 20 year old guy who has dated stunning women in their late 30s]

thanks
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>>47647649
You're not just a little tan. You have significant Native American and Southern European ancestry, not different from most latinos. If you posted a 23andme, it would show this.
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>>47647639
Vile hedonist, I hope you contract an STD.
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>>47647683
>one of THOSE threads.

w-whut?
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>>47647685
>If you posted a 23andme
Nice try jew fuck
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>>47647685
True my dads from the Mediterranean

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Why not just settle for an average 5/10 gf? Why do you really want a 10/10 supermodel?
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>why not settle for an average 5/10 GF?
Because they don't want me. stop posting these threads you normalfag
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>>47647471
>>47647525
Are you a brainlet OP? She's a 9/10 easily, probably in the top 3 percent of women for their looks without any makeup.
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>>47647471 The girl in the back is closer to 5/10.
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>>47647567
Its fucking bait anon. Dont bite. These idiots have nothing better to do.
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who wants burgers when you can have steak?
you won't get a chadson by porking a lena dunham
look at that slob she doesn't even try. she could have worn heels and booty shorts even stocking to hide he cellulite. 10/10 aren't born that way, they make themselves that way.

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Name 1 successful person who isn't Jewish, just 1
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>>47647380
52% of American billionaires are non-Jewish.

Assuming an average Ashkenazi Jewish IQ of 110-115 (backed up by many studies, and intuitively based on how overrepresented they are as Nobel prize winners, physicists, doctors, lawyers, top-rated bridge and chess players, etc.), if you work out the math and adjust the distribution based on a standard deviation of 15, between 48-55% of the American populace with an IQ of 160 or higher are Jewish. Truly astounding. A small shift forward on the bell curve creates drastic differences at the far ends.
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>>47647463
Are you fucking retarded? They aren't jewish.
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>>47647578
He has significant Jewish ancestry, and at some point recently joked to the press that he was a "Jewish man", though I can't seem to find the exact quote.
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You can find many moderately succesful people who aren't Jewish, but the thing with grabblers is that they only hire other grabblers so once you get into Hollywood or Banking or Politics or just big business it's all Jews.
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>>47647651
His parents were atheists

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Post ITT in this thread and you will get a girlfriend by Saturday morning.
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>>47646595
Will I have to settle down?
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i want goat friends not girl friend :)
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>met girl at school leavers ball
>spent the night saying i was the nicest guy and all that
>held my hands and looked me in the eyes on multiple occasions
>should've went in for the kill and kissed her at some point

I'm gonna do it lads
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she would be perfect if she had a pink pussy
this is why only white is right
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>>47646595
Thanks OP love this blessing

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Why are female bartenders, waitresses and cashiers such absolute pieces of shit to non-chads? It's their job to be nice to everyone but they treat ugly men like subhumans. Why?
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>>47647404
>There are literally laws in place to make sure this does not happen in most settings

Yeah no and it's likely you neither go out nor have ever worked in the sector, the vast majority of bars,pubs and restaurants have a ratio of 3 females to 1 male, or the smaller ones usually have the owner working there + a waitress, everyone knows that a hot/good looking girls attracts clients, hell how many times even back in school you would hear people going to a certain bar just because it had a hot girl serving there.

It's different in high end places but those are a vast minorty of the foodservice industry.
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>>47644843
those are some advanced mental gymnastics anon. if a tall guy with good facial aesthetics makes a move she will instantly drop her shitty attitude. if he's average or below then he's going to be treated badly.
even average bitches treat average men badly because they got pumped & dumped by chad once and now they think it's what they deserve.
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>>47644392
if you're a fat regular in a restaurant, they will treat you nice no matter how hideous you look.
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>>47644435
It's literally one of the most competitive industries.
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>>47647609
No you just have a bad personality and that's why people treat you badly. Women aren't as shallow as robots.

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>be me
>read about gender roles
>I was always submissive and less aggressive than my classmates, so I can identify with everything they say about not being how society wants you to be
>solution says I should cut my pee pee an pretend I'm a woman
Why are feminists so dumb, isn't that promoting gender roles?
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>>47647610
Don't cut it off, anon! You'll look much better with it still intact and squirting it's load onto the ground as you have your ass stuffed.


Faggot
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>>47647610
Just go on hormones. I want there to be more qt tranners in the world. Maybe then I'll get a qt tran for myself.
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>>47647610
Just be the person you want to be anon, submissive or dominant who cares, if you ever get frustrated just take some time to reflect on it.

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Why aren't you lifting?

If you're a loser and you're not working on improving yourself, you should just kill yourself, it's not going to get any better without effort.

Lifting is the timeless, universal way for a man to improve himself. Having muscle will automatically rank you in the top 20% of men. A decent routine takes no more than 1 hour of your time, and it's something you'll be grinding for progress for years & years to come.

>cures depression
>fixes bad posture, ensures good health
>gives you more respect by your peers, guarantees you'll earn more money and take less shit
>women are easier

So why haven't you taken the iron pill? Being a gymcel will make life a lot easier than just being an incel.
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>>47647156
>Why aren't you lifting?
but i'm a cripple. how can i improve myself without lifting or holding a job?
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>>47647402
There are men & women without functional legs who wheel themselves into a gym everyday and go all out.
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>>47647421
i'm sure it gets them pussy by the truckload, rite?
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>>47647156
Today actually marks my 11th month lifting.
Loving the body dysphoria. Good bonus
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>>47647304
Have this chart.

And on the topic of the thread, being fit and strong does increase confidence, and improves people's impression of you. You guys should lift. If anything at least it's a healthier kind of autism you can get into.

Best of luck from /fit/.

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So we all know that going for the nice guy tactic is a huge mistake. Not only is it ineffective, it also
makes women think your a creep which damage whatever little social status you had.
As someone who made that mistake myself, i know the severe self-harm it can do.
This phenomenon has become almost a meme by now and this got me thinking...
Why?
Why do so many young men, with seemingly no connections with each other, all fall for the same trap?
Is there some kind of cultural force that cause this?
Are some men just pre-destined to make that mistake due to their upbringing?
Is it related to genetics in some way?
I just dont know, but share your opinion.
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>>47647327
because society lied to them about women. women are portrayed as these loving, caring and deeply romantic beings, and guys think if they just act nice enough and try to form connections with some whore she'll help them and they'll live happily ever after. thats why its important to spread the truth that women are psychopath whores and they couldn't give a fuck about you if you can't do something for them. they find weakness, voulnerability and tender emotions pathetic and repulsive in a guy
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>>47647613
You sound super nice.

Maybe women are shitty to you because you're shitty to them?
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>>47647613
>incel

women are whores, but using the term nice guys for borderline sociopaths is a detriment to the namesake of actual nice guys.
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>>47647613
There's so much wrong with your sentence that it would take a good hour to try and debunk everything you said.
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>>47647656
No, it's because women are inherently whores - it's not my fault, it's that of an entire gender.

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How come the mainstream news isn't covering the obvious white genocide happening in Africa? Nethier the right or left care. Why is that? How come when an injustice worth fighting actually arises America doesn't do anything about it but sure enough they are willing to partake in the American civil cold war all day and night. Hell it'll probably never escalate past cold because future generations are pussies who can't be damned to actually fight for what they beleive in. Fucking hell.
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>>47647594
>Arabs colonize other countries
Eh
>Chinks colonize other countries
Lalala doesn't exist kill whitey
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>>47647615
Why don't you crackers get out of Africa first we weren't the ones who came to you pigskins you came to us and you cunts fucked up places like Somalia where you didn't build shit.
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>we're being genocided bro I swear, it's not just land distribution they're killing us by the millions
>It says on this obscure forum with a not propaganda poster
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>>47646966
because nobody gives a fuck, honestly. actually nobody gives a fuck about any genocide until its pushed by the media, and then people pretend they care to make themselves look good
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>>47647676
Haha, yeah
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179171/Walkerville-family-murders-Horrific-death-boy-12-drowned-boiling-water-robbers-raped-mother.html

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I'm officially in love with a girl from this board.
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>>47639872
Majestic roastie
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>>47640640
Shawn is also a girl's name. Shawn Colvin par exemple.
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>>47637918
same. its a little fucked that shes all the way in nz, but im doing everything i can right now to close the gap
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>>47637918
HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA.

get over it dude you allowed it to happen to yourself some self control and being above 18 would help here.
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>>47646796
I am over 18, man. But she likes me too and wants us to form a couple.


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