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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively. This includes Discord server threads!

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

Have the mass shootings stopped? I haven't seen anything since Christchurch. It's like it was one mass shooting to rule them all, and now no one else is even trying. In the school year 2018/2019 there has not even been a single mass shooting, just the ordinary smaller events. Did the March for Our Lives-movement succeed?
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Pic related is Seung-Hui Cho, the Virginia Tech shooter (2007).

Most deadly solo school shooting ever. 32 dead. I wonder if someone will beat him
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>>52527282
Someone shot up a Christian church? Link plz I hate god
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>>52527564
There are interesting cases. Like Sandy Hook.
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>>52527606

The town is called Christchurch, a mosque was what that got shot up.
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>>52527564
Edgelords fucking things up for the rest of us. It's to the point where normalshits will sick law enforcement on people they consider "strange" if they even show a moment of weakness. They will always claim it's a "precaution", but they are far more likely to do it if there is something to gain, like removing potential competition for a promotion or to get you to quit so they can take your job to have them or their friend to replace you.

Men rate women from 1-10

Women rate men 0-1. It's binary. Either almost all women consider you attractive, or almost none do. That male attractiveness can be due to social standing, looks, whatever. But as long as you're above that threshold you'll get laid consistently

But if you're average looks and can't compensate it with anything, you're a zero to women, including to the lowest 1s and 2s.

Involuntarily had the day off from "work" today so I took the last moments of the day to pay some bills I dont live in a big city neither in a particularly small one but I ended up seeing an old philosophy teacher from high school we talked a bit and I told him that only now after 5 years I'm applying to uni he asked me how things were going and for the first time I honestly told somone I dont have any hopes for future and I couldn't see my dream of the full of life and personality person I was (this one teacher used to brag about how full of joy and excitement I was even when I just skipped class or just made fuzz at his lessons) he said... "you always had such an interesting personality and still do" he said that he was sure that if it was me I would be alright in the end and to hang on I felt like crying in the street and when he left I did so

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>he orders a burger at the restaruant
dropped.

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Right about now, the funk soul brother edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY
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>>52527613
Bet you're a self-hating fattie
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>>52527623
>Only fatties hate fatties !
Dork
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Just put 25 slavebux on the euromillions
Can't wait to be a millionaire
Looking forward to quitting my job in the morning
Pizza wizza on me tomorrow night lads
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>>52527607
For every Fren they strike down several more dear frens shall take our place.

No platform for meanie weanies or sulkypoos.
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>>52527649
pizza wizzas all round? youre such a good lad

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I need help guys. I don't really have any friends to talk to nor any family that isn't NPCs.
I am stuck in my life at the moment. Stuck doing a personal trainer job with hopes of trying out for the G league later this year. This is my all time dream and passion to play in the NBA. But real life is coming and my dad might make me join the marines.
What should I do ? Follow my dream or take the logical path ?
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>joining the marines right before war were declared
Lol, tell your dad he should go die for Israel instead of sending his son.
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>>52527470

You get paid more in the G league than you would in the marines.

Logical path is dream path

Go Drive.
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>>52527470
>later this year
It would be retarded to not at least try out if it's less than a year away. You can put "real life" on hold for a minute.

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how do I get off probation if im on for being black? I have money how do I use money to not be on shit anymore

I want to leave my small town and im on for being black. do I need to be super rich to get a lawyer to work miracles and shit or just some money? I dont need to beat a murder charge or something I just need slight slight leniency to leave my small town
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>>52527518
yeah id rather do 8 months in jail then be trapped here forever. do you think I want to go to jail? do you know how fucking bad someones life has to be to voluntarily fucking go to jail?!
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>>52527530
Why won't you just say how long you're on probation for?
It isn't forever, so how long is it actually?
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>>52527624
>Why won't you just say how long you're on probation for?

Because this is all just a larp.
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>>52527624
My only other option is to just flee to another country then
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>>52527624
IT'S A FUCKING LARP

It always has been. Fucker never posts any definitive proof of anything he says, always fucking dodges direct questions and proof, and if you call him out or point any of this out, he usually just ignores such posts.

It's a damn larp, hell half the time his shitty stories have contradicting details anyway.

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Since I remember in every school that I went to people always treated me like dirt, taunted me, acted around me like I was I a leper etc. I never understood that, I was never starting trouble with anyone, I never dressed nor acted in any autistic/distinctive manner and yet normies always seem to have some problem with me. Why is that? How do I make random faggots stop targeting me for no reason?

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Yall cowards don't even smoke cock.
previous >>52510697
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>tfw going to be homeless soon
Life sucks anons
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>>52527476
>and immediately clock it
can you lot take your drama back to where it started because it clearly wasn't here
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>>52527492
You're right, we may now resume the top quality posting that r9gay is known for.
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>>52527336
bottoms die at 20 for me chief
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>>52527621
you are posting ironically but I always drop a guy before he hits 20 and cycle on to fresh meat

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Am I a lesbian? I've asked this on /LGBT/,but they are so far into themselves that they couldn't give me a real awnser that wasn't basicly follow your heart. Basically I get off on looking at girls like pic related. However I never found a girl "irl" attracted at all. I've only gotten off on famous women.

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Hello, my fellow betas!
I've been censoring some pics today and wanted to upload them to the booru but registrations are closed and my accounts have all been throwaway.
If you like them, please upload them for me, will you ?
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Bet you get hard at the thought of giving your waifu a sloppy kiss after someone better than you has facefucked her, it's the only kiss trash like you deserves.
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Can we get more ones that talk to the viewer a bit? Asin degrade them ofc.
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>>52527598
okey then.
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>>52527598
For you, trash<3
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>>52527609
>>52527628
<3 god I'm such a degenerate <3

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Your sister will be dating and married and you'll still be in a basement.

Happens in so many families... the sister has a life and dates and the brother never dates and is a loser. It's an epidemic. Anyone relate?
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>>52527002
Sorry, but me and my sis are both long term basement dwellers with no plans of stopping.
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>>52527002
I have no sisters. And only one of my female cousins has managed, or even had he desire to reproduce. Most of them are abhorrent anyway
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>>52527531
Have you banged her yet?
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>>52527002
My twin was always better than me at everything. The fact that she's my twin makes it all the more hellish to have to compare myself to her. But then again, being a twin and a male gives you an exponential chance of austism so fuck me I guess.
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>tfw no sister
at least one thing turned out good

>be the primary renter for my house
>live in the house with 3 other people
>be the one who pays the rent/bills, then others pay me back
>have a whiteboard in the front room where I put up totals and how much people owe me
>have had bills/rent up for a few weeks now
>people haven't payed me bills, one person hasn't payed me rent in 2 months
>know they have the money
Am I being an asshole here for reminding them to please give me money. The total at the moment is pushing 2500 dollars between the three.
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>>52527625
>Am I being an asshole here for reminding them to please give me money. The total at the moment is pushing 2500 dollars between the three.


you got fucked OP




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