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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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Hey,i got told by a girl today that she is too busy studying to go out with me,im a KHV btw,so give me some slow sad music.
Music where you can feel the heartache,i just want to sit and wallow in melancholy for a bit.
I just dont know what to listen to,i prefer jazzy stuff,something i can light a cigar to and just sit in the darkness
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>>33124574
>she lied and is simply not interested in you
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Not op but gimme more sad music recs
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>>33127112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoI4WFpiSH4
hope you like it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpMfjazKIv

There you go mate, pure melancholy
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>>33127737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpMfjazKIvU

Whoops I deleted the U for some reason.

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Seriously, WTF is "autism". It didn't exist when I was a kid.
Some autism kids don't talk
Some just flop around making noises
There seems to be this huge spectrum of "autism"

WTF is it?

Is it just another buzzword thrown around now?
Every fuck up, mistake, weird behavior is "autism"
Everything is fucking autism.
WTF IS AUTISM??

It did not exist when I went to school.
NO kid said "I'm autistic". NOT ONE. NO ONE had "autism"
I'm in my 30s.

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when are the evolutionarily advanced aka ``autistic'' humans going to take over from the pathetic normals?
hyper intelligence and sensory abilities should make it easy even with the number disadvantage
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I have some bad news, OP.

origin
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>>33127638

When did you go to school? Before the 90s and even into the 90s most good parents took their kids out of school if they couldn't handle it, or sometimes the school would straight-up kick kids out if they caused too much trouble. One of my friends has a son with autism and even with today's super-politically-correct laws they've still gotten asked to withdraw him from the school and the school threatens to kick him out if he causes much more trouble.
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>>33127497
It's supposed to be a disorder where part of your brain is missing, so you are unable to interact with society. In recent years, however, anyone who just can't fit in with normal people is considered autistic, sometimes even by medical professionals.
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>>33127735

I should mention that the kid is only in second grade so I'd imagine that teachers in the 80s and 90s had way less tolerance for middle schoolers that acted like autists.

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If I get dubs I wont kill myself
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>>33127588
This counts! Things will get better from now on! Praise Kek!
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If dubs OP will kill himself
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If repeating digits everything above this is invalid.
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>>33127666
>OP btfo
interesting...
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>>33127681
If repeating digits anon above me will be castrated and all that he has ever typed onto this Godforsaken website will be void

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ITT: deaths that you will never get over

they don't have to be dead rn.
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>>33127570
Just fucking stop.
Poor bait to be honest
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>>33126137
Dw anon only his mortal body is gone, his work and ideas live on somewhere
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>>33127366

Because they love you no matter who you are and what you look like.
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>>33127604
How about you don't be a stupid meme-spouter?
What he said was his opinion and there's no need to be such a cunt about it.
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>>33127631
animals are best

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>Almost Christmas
>still no friends to play video games
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Post your profiles and based on the games you play, I might add you to play together sometimes!
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>>33127667
>private profile
Welp enjoy being friendless
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>>33127667
>complains about private profile
>has private profile
wtf you seem shady...
>>33127671
lmao btfo >>33127525 faggot
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>>33127667
Send me a noose
>>33127671
I love my bf

I deleted him cause i went autistic over nothing
>>33127707
i dont get it
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My offer still stands for any real robots I'm willing to buy games for just meet my requirements and don't have a private profile.

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It's Friday, robots. That can only mean what thing. Post what you are:

>EATIN'

>DRINKIN'

>LISTENIN'

>FEELIN'

>PLAYIN'

>THINKIN'
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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Cordon bleu with noodles

>DRINKIN'
Water

>LISTENIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-M7cvJy1IY

>FEELIN'
tired as fuck

>PLAYIN'
Didn't play a game for years now but I'm animating

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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Pizza

>DRINKIN'
Pepsi Max cherry flavor

>LISTENIN'
Billy Joel

>FEELIN'
>tfw no gf

>PLAYIN'
Overwatch

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>EATIN'
Papa John's pizza

>DRINKIN'
Orange Crush

>LISTENIN'
https://futuregirlfriend.bandcamp.com/track/shades-of-emotions

>FEELIN'
Tired after a day's wageslave. Angry at politics on /pol/

>PLAYIN'
Might hop on Planetside 2 later


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>>33126991
>EATIN'
Swiss cheese and sliced ham, just raw
>DRINKIN'
Dehydration
>LISTENIN'
Harvey Milk - My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What It Could Be
>FEELIN'
Extremely bored
>PLAYIN'
With my peepee
>THINKIN'
Suicide
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drank coffee
eating gardein fishless fish & curly fries
listening to "Million Dollar Houses(The Painter)" by Pierce the Veil

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it's time for that rose thing again
it's already december edition

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Why haven't you moved to Japan yet? Japan needs more male immigrants to raise birth rates since Japanese men do not sex their women. All foreign men are welcome here.
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I'm the same as japanese guys - herbivore, so i have no interest to breed with gooks.
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I already live in Japan and I'm a foreigner. Unfortunately I can't go out as much as I'd like because im in the military
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http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/why%20move%2A%20japan/type/op/
Made me think.
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The fun girls travel anyway. I have a constant cycle of new girls to meet in my city.
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>trying to wipe out one of the good races

Nah. Let's figure out a way to get Japanese men interested in women again, or vice-versa.

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>tfw a true robot
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True robots never do a big solid shit.

True robot shit is always mostly liquid, or small, hard pellets, like a goat's shit.
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>>33127634
so if i put a suit on im a true robot? that pic doesnt make sense

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>Daddy, your neck is red. You tried to hang yourself from the ceiling fan again, didn't you?
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if I had a child I would actually have a reason to keep living, start being super productive and actually do my best with my capabilities, doing shit for myself isn't good enough, i'm dead inside
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No, I was sitting my laptop on my stomach while laying in bed, I had to lay with my chin almost touching my chest and my neckbeard stubble irritated my neck.
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>>33127375
I think the hard part would be making sure I'm as close to the centre of the fan as possible, it'd get pulled from side to side if I was off centre and would loosen the mounts.
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>>33127065
If I had a qt white daughter like that I would have no reason to commit suicide. I would fuck her all day every day, and she would love it
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>>33127144
I had a good laugh, thanks.

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How would you improve my cock?
>inb4 lotion
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Do you feel better now that you've shown off your dick which is larger than ours, chad?
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>>33127556
OP is just butthurt about his ex who has a cut dick
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Zoom in for apocalypse mode

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I got a girl off whisper to agree to let me jack off to her on skype to write her english paper.

I'm not going to write it and I'm going to record her.

Get hype.
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>>33126904
Hope this is bait, but just in case it isn't you're a piece of shit and you deserve what's coming to you.
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>>33127102
Shes sending me her notes now
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>>33127564
so easy. black bitches too dumb for English.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtDnEC4zak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
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post more songs you fuckin niggers
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>>33126080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4es7Pr1xKI
If only.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6DE9BXWeY
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>>33126080
pretty much any song where a woman is singing about heartbreak

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How come Asians all look so stupid?
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>>33126519

It makes sense- the Japanese were allies to Germany who killed George soros's parents.

I don't understand George's vendetta against the USA though since they were part of the group that took down Germany.
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>>33126519
Not nearly to an extent as the Caucasians or black people tho.
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>>33125560

>Asian girls are literally bred for being sex slaves and nothing else.

stop being weird
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>>33126544

>blaming "teh j00z" for the superiority of the black phallus

Sure, buddy. Also, if that's the case, explain the lack of interracial porn in Germany.
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>>33125560

Slight exaggeration but the "Asian women are more feminine" meme is absolutely real. Tons of them basically just want to take care of a man.


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