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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
Do you think if I just made AI written books like these women would buy them?
>buying books
>>85862616AI smut is honestly great. If you know how to do it (and can get off on the written word and your imagination) you basically have a holodeck with no rules.I'd never sell my slop to normgroid foids though; it's all mine!
>>85862627>>buying bookstell them
>>85862654I have. Buying books in this age is dumb.
>>85862616what you do is have an ai read the books out loud and you put them on youtube. split them up into 2 hour segments and put in the description "X comments and next part drops" to farm engagement. Alternatively you put a story into several parts, put the first part up free and the rest of them behind a membership. new stories come out and you trickle feed the members locked parts to older stories out slowly to farm engagement from the free listeners.
You would have an amazing life right now if Jews didn't ruin everything.
i hate myseIf so much
>>85862721if you replace the word hate with afraid you can understand the problem you need to overcome much easier
>>85862721okay but you love me, right? i'm the best
I afraid myself
>>85862745>i afraid myself so much?
I know its difficult but the problem is kinda obvious to memaybe it is to you toobut you need to stop being afraid of being gay
Does anyone else look at certain men and imagine how good they would look in a chastity cage? And then get upset as to why they aren't in chastity. Chastity should be required for certain men.
>>85862696Go on gif board
>>85862710Foids are either sick in the head to force this or know her and is doing whats best for her to accept and be herself.
I've been thinking about maybe getting a cage lately they look rly cute
>>85862725don't include me in your weird shit. i prefer convincing them to let me cut their dicks off. i just think the cage look is ugly.
>>85862705it's very cuteI wish I had a gf to clink cages with
How come normies understand that sushi and sashimi is fine but they think raw meat in general is bad?
>>85861647Voices in xer head
>>85858309i've spent the last 24 hours shitting my guts out doubled over in pain because i cooked this steak on a frying pan and it was still this pink on the inside. shit my pants twice. raw meat eaters are complete retards, just look at Goatis/Sv3rigea lot of these "raw meat" influencers will eat rotting/fermented meat and raw meat covered in mold as well
>>85862656Where did you get that steak from? Some large farms that often have illness breakouts among the animals? Did you source it locally at a trusted farmer? Probably not.>raw meat eaters are complete retards, just look at Goatis/Sv3rigeWhat did he say that makes him retarded? Not saying he is never stupid just curious what you think.
>>85862689got it from Aldi>What did he say that makes him retarded? damn near everything he says is pseudoscience, i follow him on youtube lolhe tried to have his girlfriend murdered, he also would spend hours staring at the sun thinking he could survive off thathe has lots of unhinged takes on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ8P_wH5afo
>>85858309raw sushi is prepared for consumption and raw meat isn't
Fembot shits her pants really fucking bad but starts to panic, not because there's shit in her pants, but because the feeling of shit in her pants is turning her on like crazy and she doesn't wanna be a scatfag
the first thing a woman thinks of when she shits her pants is the impending UTI
I stopped lifting weights because she will never lust over my muscles and touch me again. There's nobody else at work as inappropriate as her to fill that need throughout my workday. Am I seriously going to have to talk to foids on discord to get my sexual tensions out during work from now on?
I would like to keep lifting once i make more money but work is a gains goblin unless your work is physical
>>85861735She prefers you skinny small soft smooth and weak
i always thought that love would fix everything but it turns out that even with the idea of a happy future in front of me im still a worthless miserable useless piece of shit. i should starve myself to death and die in the mountains, and free him of me
>>85862199am woman, will just kill myself
hope i can get some cuddles later from him, maybe ill feel better
>>85862313well, hes not coming over. even tho me, him and my mum had plans for halloween, hes now spending it with his mum. itll be good for him to spend halloween with his mum instead because hes never gotten that growing up, but im sad, i wanted cuddles, and now i dont want to do shit with my mum
perhaps you feel that way now because you likely are but you are litterally born with worth unless youre sterile. Gaining worth as a women is as simple as learning to cook and sexually gratify your bf/husband. bonus point if you have children and put in the effort to raise them well>>85862677youre becoming alpha widowed in real time
>>85862712im an absolutely fantastic cook but anyone can be that, therefore worthless.>youre becoming alpha widowed in real timei dont think youre using that term correctly, by its definition it doesnt fit anything said here, anon
Sunday Funday EditionIt's the Siscest general thread coming back on a Sunday, you guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely siblings. Because of the title, it's highly encouraged that you discuss about your sister, but sibling related could also be good, go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Since many people have been asking about a thread like this, let's how good it actually does.
>>85860390>and she showed me how she could work her clit to orgasm with an electric toothbrush.kek, you must have had that burned into your memory
>>85849035Burger queen needs to come back and give her final verdict on TADC
>>85783575Just spent the last 3 hours plowing the shit out of my sis in a hotel room. I've never been so empty in my life. Who ever would have thought that a halloween weekend out of town would be so great.
>>85861094>>and she showed me how she could work her clit to orgasm with an electric toothbrush.>kek, you must have had that burned into your memoryYup, those were fun times. I'm glad I learned about how the clit works at such a young age. I used to feel kind of sorry for her for being born without a penis and having "nothing" down there, especially since she had penis envy for a while -- but after we realized that her clit was really just a small penis (which totally blew her mind when she first realized it), it made us feel like we were more equals.Actually, her clit was superior to my penis in some ways -- for example, she could orgasm without shooting messy liquid all over, and she never got boners that were uncomfortable to keep confined in her pants, and she could do "stealth" masturbation a lot easier because she could do it just by squeezing her legs together to put rhythmic pressure on her clit, or slip a finger down there and wiggle it a tiny bit.
>>85862397When we travel, my sister always books a hotel with a single bed because she is dead convinced that they use cheaper mattresses for the two bed rooms. She is always holding onto me in the morning and that is kinda nice so I don't make a fuss.
Are most /pol/tards actual rednecks or shut in internet nerds?
>>85862268Maybe the suburbs of these cities
Most are weeb nerds and Muslim commies.Actual rednecks like drinking beer, watching football, getting pussy, etc
>>85859829I am neither though
>>85859829/pol/tards are all black israelites irl, they just pretend to be nazis as an inside joke
>>85862291>>85862294brutal fedmog
A thread for adults in diapers and adults into adults in diapers to come and hang out, discuss their interest in wearing diapers, ABDL and age regressing.Old thread died in the night. 2nd one we've had die without filling up. And both times it's been on a Sunday. TQ: What does being an ABDL actually do for you mentally? Is it comfort, escapism, regression, a fetish, or something else entirely? Has the reason changed since you first got into it?
>>85860758>webmFellas is it gay to do a little baby dance?
are we webm posting now?
>>85862623That is compressed to shit. Do you have a higher rez version? Also if you have a version with audio to we make another /gif/ thread? I tired of muted webms
>>85862711abdl stuff never lasts on /gif/. consequence of being a taboo kink and most of the content creators being paywalled
>>85862711this is the only version I have, sorry :(
if you female and look like this go McDonald's or burgerking immidiately and buy 3 large burgers and eat them all. this figure is too skinny
>>85862158The point of this is the three fold play of>on the surface: unattractive>one layer down: "actually that's so attractive omg wife material">two layers down: "haha you loser I knew you'd react that way I actually tricked you because this is something only a virgin would idealize"Right
you should blow yourself up
>>85862203haha loser i knew you'd react this way if i posted this i actually tricked you because only a retarded incel would think this deeply about it
>>85862158Do not listen to OP. Instead, contact me so I can rape you.
Before I got my medical marijuana card, I could only take a few bites before feeling sick. Even now a single burger is all II can tolerate. Not all of us can fit 3 burgers like you, lardass.
Surely not everyone on this site is of the Caucasian persuasion Nons uniteBlack, Mestizo, Indian, Asian, etcI wanna hear your POVI know you lurk
>>85862653are you dark as meximutt?
>>85862667not the best but nowhere near as bad as the dear motherland
Im Mexican I dont have much of a POV honestly. Im just another khhv incel. I waste all my weekends inside. My town is ass so its not like im missing out anyways. I kinda wish I had friends tho
>>85862678i dont live in the west, nor do i have dark skin, so the daily realities you experience dont resonate with me at alli live in south korealiving among people who look similar to me is just an unremarkable, boring state of existencei have never faced discrimination based on my skin color or looks, but by the same token, i have never gained any advantages from them eithernothing of any real consequence has ever happened in my lifei have heard that in places like north america, europe, or even latin america, asians are often treated as if they were invisiblebut i suspect that even if i had been born in the west, things wouldnt be much differentnothing would have happened
kek, imagine being unironically brown
Femcuck, do you want to be pushed around by your husband's side chicks or do you want to control his harem?
>>85862575I want to see him get fucked by a bigger stronger guy
>>85862614>>85862650You two should hang out.
>>85862607I am extremely invested in this situation. She is smoking hot, so much so that I would be willing to dump my current gf to be her bull.
>>85862666Does your gf know that you may be/have been a bull?
>>85862679We are in a weird situation. She's either gonna be ok with it, or we're going to break up and I'm gonna be my friends bull. ATM I dont care if we break up.
