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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

Ugh im such a nerd

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Is the PUA community "coming out" partially the reason women have become tougher to get in the past few decades?
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>>31179792

pua is a fucking joke, my man

Women are only harder to 'get' because the previous generation raised women to be entitled princesses

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Share the most degenerate picture/thing you ever fapped to.
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I'm so degenerate when it comes to porn it's just depressing to me. I want to stop but it's hard when I get horny.

Most degenerate I think would be that I like masturbating to people puking (and preferable if they eat it again, just to puke it up again).

Other things are food porn, scat&pee, shotas (like chubby shotas, and fat in general in my porn), zoo, large anal insertions (gaping, and messy enemas too).I like most /d/ things because I hang out there too much.

I also take speed sometimes and edge to porn for 14-18 hours straight, it's pretty shameful thinking about that you just spent an entire day edging afterwards.
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>>31179540
and i thought 3 hours was bad enough
at least now i can feel better about myself a bit
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>>31174278
isnt it funny - so ahead of your peers then and so pityful now...
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>>31179540
>masturbating to people puking
>preferable if theyeat it again
>scat&pee
>shotas
>zoo
>gaping, and messy enemas
Well, at least you made me feel better about being into cannibalism and sadomachochism. So thank you for that!
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Pictures of really bad car wrecks, imagining that the cars and the bodies inside them were so broken and mutilated because I was a giant and I crushed them underfoot.

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>when a robot autistically starts hitting on your cute nerdy looking gf
>tfw he even thinks he has a chance
>tfw i walk up behind her and give her a long kiss while grinding my dick against her ass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, some times i can even see their eyes getting wet
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>>31178037
Kiss her on the neck?
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>My robot friend found a cute 21 yo virgin who was saving herself for marriage and so was he.
>I liked her, was out with her a few times
>One day she got drunk, started kissing her, we had sex
>My robot friend still doesn't know and thinks that she's a virgin.
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>>31179262
that pic is horrifying
The bottom half of the face is just so disgusting
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>>31174370
If it weren't for the law of the land suppressing my warlike nature, you'd be on the ground gasping desperately for air from the kick I just gave you right in the sternum, you stupid motherfucker.

Fight me irl pussy
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>>31178049
I came here to say THIS is this how spoiler works lol

Hello,

I am Diane Stevenson, a media specialist and reporter for ABC news.

If anybody has any information on the '4chan' shooter in downtown Louisville, please message me as soon as possible.
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>>31179142
I sent you a private message.
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he posted some hateful stuff about muslims in another thread
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>>31179490
I had to verify my account because I became celebrity here. You are all sheep.

>>31179142
If you're blond, may I ask you on a vanilla latte?
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most harassment of women comes from other women

brock turner was drunk and couldn't have consented so by the laws of Quantum Feminism she actually raped him
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It was muh violent videogames. Just make sure you blame guns/racism/videogames, and not any actual societal problems.

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I have noticed this pattern over the years.
Most 4channers are straight during the first months but they always end up either attracted to something in the gay spectrum or want to be one.

>twinks.
>traps
>trans.
>bears

What's your opinion about this? Did 4chan made you attracted to those things? Did it help you find what you were or wanted to be?

Pic related.
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guys how do i find a qt trap to fug
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>>31179491
>stop the other males from breeding by stealing their cum essentially
sounds pretty hot, I'd like a nice trap to steal my cum
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how do i become a qt trap?
i'm a bit muscular and fat
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>>31179801
I volunteer!

May I please have your cum, pretty please?
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Is there anywhere I can find hot traps with having to see their dicks?

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Oh boy, loot at the time! Guess it's pissbottle time.
Heres my collection of the last 2 days. Yeah, I drink a lot. Ironically the piss n the lemon ice tea bottle looks more like peach ice tea lel.

Little bonus:
>binge on amphis
>go to bed with bottles staying around everywhere
>forget to lock only this fucking time
>wake up
>dirty dishes is gone
t-thanks mom
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Also, how do I minimize the stench? Felt all nice and good and then decided to smell the ripest one. I almost puked. After showering I went in and noticed the whole room smells like piss. Wat do?
Already tried spraying wd40 and monitor cleaning spray on it.
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Come one social rejects, did all of you decide to switch to the toilet, like animals?
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You need to add a tablespoon of bleach to each one.

Also that's not too much. I piss about 100 oz a day.
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also switch to a pitcher with a lid. it makes all the difference in the world

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Does anyone else just never want to do anything?

I've been like this my whole life.

Occasionally I get an idea to go and do something, but when the time comes to do it I think no, I can't, I will just stay in bed instead.
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Same here

Then I regret that I do nothing

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Are you vaping right now, Anons?
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>>31178305
"I wanna pump my brains full of addicting chemicals but don't wanna get hurt doing it"
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>>31179621
you're gonna inhale hot oil smoke into your lungs everyday, it will have bad effects regardless of how people like to deny it, it won't fuck you up as bad as cigarettes but its still disgusting, don't do it.
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I have volcano digit with solid valve

solid valve is so awesome that I can use my own custom filters inside the valve and also attach it to bong with clean water.

that is how I produce the cleanest vapour possible
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>>31179168
>>31178635
Yeey ok, tyy.

>>31179710
And yeah basically.
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>>31176904
No but every time someone vapes it always smells like cotton candy.

Is it the same person or just the only flavor it comes in??

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Do you think some people were born to not be happy in life?
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>>31179012
i cannot even clear my thoughts because of ADD and scenerios dealing with me mom being a bitchy feminist cunt and her beta yes-man [me step-dad]

>that waitlist to move out
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>>31179165
this desu oregano origami
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>>31179353
You obviously have no idea what I really meant. But how could you with your biased perception. I bet you were just waiting to tell someone that free will doesn't exist.
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I don't think anyone is born for such a purpose, but some people will inevitably fail to find happiness their entire lives. I am one of those people.
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Life is a game where you gotta fuck tons of bitches and make mad money

For us internet autistic types the road to success lies in basically finding other autistic types and stabbing them in the back for profit

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Do normalfag bingo autists.
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>>31172743
I got a few birthday parties until my 18 yo
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easy peasy

originalalalal
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what dyu think r9k, how robotic am i
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>>31172743
furfag ama
FAQ:
- i dont wanna fugg the wabbit
- i've had a few gay thoughts here and there but never fapped to them much less acted on them
- i want to die
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Fuck... I'm almost a normie.

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For me, ASMR sometimes goes hand in hand with my tickling fetish, but I know the folks who create ASMR don't intend for it to be seen as a fetish, so it makes me look weird
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>>31179721
>cut self cuz depressed
>feel the endorphin rush
>get a tingle in my dick
>slowly start rubbing my dick while I run my nails through a cut
>get hard
>start fapping while I cut myself
>cum buckets

holy shit that was good.
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ASMR makes me soft as ever, I really cant get off to it, but it makes me feel good though.

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Why do you find it so difficult to keep your legs shut?

Sexual urges, or is it just a desire for affirmation through sex?
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>>31176903
when they have a small cock, i either send them home or endure the tickling.
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>>31179761
Because they aren't slutty whores like their arts counterparts, and people who get BAs are literally useless retard-level dreck that should be cast off from this planet.

/r9k/ constantly complains about "pure virgin good girls" not wanting them, but when push comes to shove they pick the BA-in-Gender-studies Stacey every. time. Robots are stupid and deserve to get syphillis from the stupid whores they pander to.
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>>31179630
Loyalty comes first.

>>31179747
He'd just lose his temper and accuse me of not being a virgin before having sex with him.
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That picture seems like a good gf tebehaych
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>>31179718
I'm technically a social """"science"""" major senpai.

And yes, engineering is more useful than a pseudo-science like economics, but this doesn't relate to my point. Women in STEM programs are unattractive to me for other reasons, which I already cited.

I think you just saw my post, took it as "a typical liberal arts major attacking muh STEM" and sperged out as a result.

Try to contain your low impulse control.

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Is this the official robot watch?
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who /watchmaker/ here?
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>>31179517
Prioritizing telling you the time is a sure sign that a watch is garbage.
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I have one. It was cheap and lets me set alarms.
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>>31179765
>who /watchmaker/ here?
Really? Which country are you from? How did you get into this?

How much will that watch you are working on be sold for?
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My favourites two watches.


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