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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Have you ever done erp online before? How was it? Did you nut harder than normal from validation from another person?
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I met my gf (female) through ERP
big nut

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How difficult would it be to date a Brit-bong girl being an American?

I find their accent sexy-as-fug and their "humour" cute and quirky.
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>>49851996
i am sorry

not directed at you
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>>49848620
and with a disgusting toxic attitude like that i dont think you will be receiving attention from any male
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>>49851777
It works both ways. EU and Brexitfags always talk shit about America. I don't really give a shit personally since I'll never visit those countries. They can hate all they want, I'll just stick to my own country and they'll stick to theirs.
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>>49852046
american alert

>>49852052
that is a good attitude anon.
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I did the opposite - went to the US to bone American women.

Honestly OP, the hardest part will be meeting a girl. Once you've done that part, not that hard. Women are hardwired to fuck foreigners no matter where they are and no matter where they're from.

>>49849389
Not so much in major inner city areas, but outside that... yeah, pretty much. It was not unusual for me to be overheard talking and suddenly realize that every woman in earshot was looking at me.

It was most profound in rural white areas where 'foreigner' normally means 'mexican laborer'. I had 10/10s all over me that I would have never stood even the remotest chance of getting even a glance from back home.

>walking home quite happy after doing great in an exam
>See pigeon
>Get urge to kick it
>Pigeon doesn't dodge the kick
>ohfuck.jpg
>no one saw
>keep walking

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is there a tinder for furries?
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>>49851361
Just join your FGC locals.
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Ask >>>/trash/
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>>49851361
Bad
go kys you fucking degenerate
... its sad when scumbag incel 4chan cucks fucking hate your furry guts
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>>49851838
op here

had a nice kek. gonna have to try harder than that buddy c:
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I have gender dysphoria. Will people treat me like a real girl if I wear a feminine fursuit and post pics of it online?

>have female friends
>want to turn one of them into an egirl to make some quick money off horny boys
>I know multiple of them would definitely be down for it

Here is the problem. How do I go about doing this without them realizing they don't need my help? I was hoping we could split the profits 50/50 but after the twitch is set up/they learn how to handle stuff like that on their own, I don't want to be thrown to the side.

What can I do to assure they will always see me as required for the project to work?
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If they can be successful without your help, let them. If they can't, help them for as long as you want.
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Say you have a business proposition that you'll hire them for and you'll pay them but don't get into the technical parts just that you want a pretty girl for the job it's called encapsulation
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>>49852004
This is a good idea but they are personal friends that I'm already close with. They would definitely ask me what is going on

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The average lonely femanon's phone
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>>49852022
>She said no back the fuck off creep.

ok how about you're my gf instead faggot
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>>49852022
im not a creep i just like smelling panties
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>>49852022
Woah man, you need a squire to shine that armor?
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>>49851666
thank u skatan
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>>49852022
Here's your armour good sir knight

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>hot chocolate is just chocolate soup

it's like when you get instant soup powder. just have to pour boiling water over it.
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>>49851716
Dumb ass soup has stuff in it it's more of a broth kys
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>>49851716
I think you can melt chocolate bars and mix them with milk too.
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>>49851994
that's like the soup stage equivalent of using actual ingredients in the soup instead of powder
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>>49851872
can you imagine pouring boiling water into the hot chocolate tub, how thick that shit would be
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>>49851716
Am i the only one who makes hot chocolate with milk?

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this one is going to fail hard just like the others, but who cares, im back

Robots, what are your minimum requirements for a gf?
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No fats no blacks.

Pic related is one of my tinder likes.

Always getting women that look like this when I'm a skelly.
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>>49851582
Not fat and doesn't have a temper or bitch
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>close or willing to move
>wants a family, bigger the better
>Christian
>virgin
Thats about it really, somebody marry me please
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>>49851582
>likes hugs
>has seen at least one anime
>willing to speak her mind to me
>has a hobby/interest that she is passionate about
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> is a bf
> kind

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I haven't seen one of these in a while, and I'd like to beef up my pepe collection in a singke blow. Here we go GENTS.

Take a pepe leave a pepe

No posting peeps other have already posted

Spice it up faggots
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>>49851267
chehckin and puepue
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>>49851281
(((Scheming Pepe)))
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We have reached the deepest levels yet known
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qweasdzxc
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qweasdzxc qweasdzxc

Dance, wageslave! Dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkXCYrQUAg

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Only read 1 book this year edition
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>>49852018
Nice choice m8, the Surface devices are pretty great.
It's a nice surprise too, since Microsoft hardware hasn't always been too hot.
>I bought into the Zune meme
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>>49852032
Me. Was playing No Man's Sky but decided it was time for bed. 2 hours later, chatting to fags on r9k.
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>>49852032

Me lid. I'm just reseting my old laptop. After that's done I'm going to bed.
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>>49852032
Literally woke up an hour ago. Went to bed at 8pm after pulling an all nighter thinking i'd finally fixed my sleeping pattern. Yet here I am
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>>49852032
Waking up at 7 to travel to the meet. I think I should sleep

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Is it still possible to get a job if you're homeless? Soon I won't have a place to live, and I only have about a thousand dollars and no car.
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how are you going to keep a wageslave job without basic hygiene? from a subhuman neet perspective it seems like the low end jobs are really strict with this kind of stupid petty shit
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>>49851232
That's why I was asking for advice. Am I just supposed to die or something?
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i honestly don't know, i hope you live somewhere warm OP cause it's winter

guess you could panhandle, save up for enough to get a gym membership so you can shower




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