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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Let's talk about saint Chris chan!!!!
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>>30319662
This is the most Jewish thing I've ever seen
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>>30325204
Well she must have used it because now Barb is /fit/ and /fa/.
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>>30324775
>tfw only a few years younger than Chris Chan
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>4chan is still pretending to have anything to do with cwc
It was all reddits and EDs work you losers
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>>30324142
>That CWC snowglobe
Would buy.

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What are some fetishes that genuinely disturb or confuse you?
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>>30322442
Gore, murder, that kind of shit
>Tfw my fetish is commonly paired with this stuff despite being benign on it's own.
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>>30322442
Guro,Scat, neotare
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vore, scat
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>>30322442
This isn't a meme, these are all things I either fapped to or fantasied about.
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>>30322442
extreme sadism, especially in the case of the fluffy pony comics. I just can't handle that level of needless cruelty.

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Here's my story

>My aunt wanted to "wait for the right guy" and "wait until she was financially ready".
>She clearly doesn't have a low IQ, she graduated from Princeton with a degree in business.
>But throughout her 20s, no man was good enough for her and certainly not good enough to have children with.
>Finally when she was 35 she met a guy who was up to her standards. 8 years younger than her, Masters from Yale and made 6 figures.
>Still they waited 3 years to get married and waited another 3 to have a kid.
>They had 3 kids (my cousins). One when she was 41, one when she was 44 and one when she was 46. All male.
>Now keep in mind, These are two upper class Ivy league grads homeowners in an affluent area. You would think they would end at least okay. >NOPE!
>The oldest (born when she was 41) - seems to be neurotypical but with a pretty low IQ. He was in special education for most of his schooling and they kept trying to figure out "what was wrong with him" as he seemed normal but very slow.
>Second born son (born when she was 44) - "high functioning" autist. Also slow, and low IQ.
>Third born son (born when she was 46) - has down syndrome, don't need to say anything else.

It Seems like the age of the parents (especially the mother) has more to do with how the children turn out than anything else. It might even be more important than the genetics of the parents and it's certainly far more important than the upbringing and wealth of the parents.
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>>30325220
so they can replace the intelligent white/asian population with brown/black retards that are easy to control
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>>30324905
Older father means higher chance of autism.
Older mother means higher chance of downs.
So yah they waited too long.
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>>30324982
>bitches when women support themselves with a career
>bitches about how women are leeches when they marry young with no job

there's no way to please manchildren is there?
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>>30324905
The problem that women are having is that they have been given the resources to be independant, work force and educational inclusion, but they still expect to be provided for by someone with higher social and career standing and wealth than them. Problem is that isn't possible. Just the entrance of women into the workforce multiplied available workers by 2. Thereby male earning potential has been cut in half. Add to that that most women expect their higher earning jobs to be in a cushy air conditioned office, and not in a coal mine, and you have male earning potential limited even further.
So, women expect the best of both worlds, and have zero idea of what the repercussions of that is. They spend their 20s looking for a guy that doesn't exist. They don't build real relationships with me, but instead turn their romantic relationships into extended CV reviews, while running around with randoms on the downlow.
When they hit their thirties, the desperation kicks in.
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I donated my eggs for this purpose, so I don't have to worry about being too old to have healthy kids.

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why is /r9k/ so toxic?
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>>30323416
This is bullshit, though. The "humor" you refer to is being posted by /b/-tier shitlords and is a byproduct of anonymous posting. The people who actually give a fuck don't do this, because they don't shit where they sleep.

>inb4 huehue but anon you're on an anonymous board, that's it's nature you should expect it

It's true, but it doesn't mean I like eating shit every day.

>>30323381
This desu. When bait, trolls or shitposts go ignored, the post remains in the back of readers' minds as potentially being true, even if only from their(likely narrow-minded) perspective. When confronted and disarmed, the post can safely be ignored without resorting to narcissism; the same perspective governing the /b/-tier shitposters, and precisely being what eventually ends up turning them into shitposters.

Also, in regards to ironic memeing, see pic.
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>>30323661
>the post remains in the back of readers' minds as potentially being true

Nonsense armchair psychology. Stop insulting posters' intelligence.
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>>30322700
But VLC doesn't always work with the subs for my ching chong cartoons
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>>30322742
Thank fucking god, everything about the 1980s looks absolutely disgusting.
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>>30322700
You only see it as toxic because you're projecting the toxic parts of your personality onto it.

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I'm a 27 year old white male.
>I refuse to date sluts
>I only want to date with marriage in mind
>I hate modern hookup culture
>I am highly traditional
>I am a lawyer making $105,000/year
>I hate going "out"

How am I supposed to find a woman? Inb4
>lel starbucks
>lel library
>lel supermarket

And what? Just randomly walk up to women and talk to them? 90% of them are taken anyways, and 9% are dumb sluts.


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OP is the epitome of privilege and still can't find a partner.

Although I can't fault you. I see how hard it is too.

>Black, $40,000/yr, work in law (but not a lawyer), and want a monogamous relationship
>Ex was great for dates, intimacy, fucks, etc., but ultimately proved disloyal, in spite of all the love I harbored

The hookup culture is shit. What type of law do you do?
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HAHAHA JUST MEME
Where'd you find us OP, Facebook?
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>>30325227

>privilege

Fuck off nigger. As if I'm gonna give you advice.
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>>30325227

You might get real responses if you didn't bitch about privilege you stupid faggot.
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>>30325249
>>30325274
Triggered.

I'm sorry my word choice led to battered booties. OP is the epitome of CHAD. Is that better?

>White people unable to acknowledge privilege

Also, OP implying I wanted advice from him. I asked what law you're in.

You walk into a room away from civilization and you find Taylor Swift all tied up and unable to move

What do you do?
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Unchain,set free,the wolf of the adversary
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>>30324995
Let her go and return to civilization where I belong.
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>>30324995
Back out of the room because the same person who tied her up might do that to me too
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Let her go then have a comfy walk back with her
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>>30325293
this
It would be rude to undo someone's hard work.

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Guys I fucked up.. I told my anxiety and depression problems to a girl, we have been friends for almost a year. She looked like a lesbian desu and was into vidya and weeb shit, I fell for the b8 and spitted out everything about me.

We were supossed to meet in her house 2 days ago but she stopped replying to my texts. If she tells someone from school about me Im literally fucked and that shit will speed my suicide x1000, what do I do robots?
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>>30325185
never tell anyone about your problems because they don't actually care about you. this is rule #1 of life
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>>30325185
now that you've done it once you will never do it again. it only leads to more anxiety and depression.
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>>30325205

I was so vulnerable.. I never had anyone to talk and just wanted some diferent view point about the situation, now I regret everything. People don't want a depressed loser arround them.
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>>30325185
Women will tell you that they want you to be open with them. You should never do it because when you do, they will see and treat you as less of a man.
You should only discuss your problems with a professional therapist/psychiatrist, or if you're really desperate, your parents. Should you ever consider going to a professional, make sure it's a male.
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>>30325205
there's an exception for blood relatives, and an extremely, EXTREMELY small percentage of men
but yeah, telling some cunt is just stupid

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Why haven't you shot up your school?
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>>30323797
How do you shoot up an online school silly anon
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>>30325182
Does an online degree even count?
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>>30323797
1. already dropped out
2. no gun
3. the people who would be worth shooting have already graduated and are probably in some shit community college doing essentially fuck all so they can wagecuck for the rest of their worthless lives
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>>30325222
Nope.

This comment wasn't original until I added this text.
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>>30325222
Wouldn't know, don't have any

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Post sentences that you find beautiful, or amazing, or incredibly emotional, or just ones that leave a big impact on you.

>The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

From William Gibson's novel "Neuromancer".
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>>30324346
Dead Flag Blues
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"It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own."
- Joseph Konrad (Spec Ops: the line)
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>... and the night was comfortably warm as the soft filtered light continued to push the darkness into the shadows as they held each other and kissed and pushed each others darkness into the corner, believing in each others light, each others dream.

Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby, Jr.
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>>30325075
>arm.exe has stopped running
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>It's fine even if you're useless right now. As long as you keep looking towards the future, I'm sure a day will come when you'll find your worth.

them punpun feels

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Let's do an experiment /pol/

>Post here
your IQ if you know it.
your MBTI if you know it

>Optional
your occupation
your race
your average yearly salary

General IQ and MBTI discussion, if someone knows an online test for IQ or MBTI that we can agree on, then share.
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>>30320078
school is mostly effort, intelligence doesn't matter much
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>>30323751
>much

Hi, >>30320769. Wonder what you'd do if forced to quanfity this term at gunpoint. This is obviously not a threat, I literally just wonder. Would you even have any idea how to start?
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>126
>INTP
>college student (econ major)
>half slav half irish
>none
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18 age
race white of saxon and nordic blood/native central american 1/4
Undeclared major
Took 3 IQ tests and the results were 117 108 was tired and 122 on the same one kinda quickly done
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> ISFJ
> 115-120
> warehouse forklift driver
> 18.50/hr
> white

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Holy shit
>tfw 100% alone
Fuck this fucking shit.

ree

Fembots, how many of you are:

>obese/skelly?
>virgin?
>NEET?
>stinky?
>ugly?
>mentally ill?
>friendless?
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>>30323662
Ok, depressive-sensei here : you can try to help but that's not as easy as the small depressive phases everyone can have. A "real" depressive person has to deal with it like any other disease, he can try to push it a little but he just cannot switch if off on command.
I know it sounds like depressive people are not even trying, are lazy or something, but believe me, it's harder than that.
Just imagine that you could be yourself and the day after, without any reason, you could switch to a totally extreme mood for days or weeks, and start crying for no reason, hitting things, being angry just looking at yourself in the mirror...I know how emo and dumb that sounds but that's actually what I'm dealing with (maybe it's an extreme case). And yeah I'm never as happy as when I can live like someone "normal", but I can't maintain this state...
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>skelly
>NEET
>stinky
>ugly
>mentally ill
mmm, my favorite
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Used to be skelly am average from compulsive eating now

Not a virgin

Prolly do stink

Pretty ugly imo

Super mentally ill PTSD OCD body dysmorphia. Depression. Aspbergers

Friendless my friends dided
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>>30321482
You're criticizing people for the narcissism of attention whoring, but trying to impose your image of this board as a boys club is at LEAST as narcissistic as attention whores doing their thing. Which isn't even relevant to this thread since it specifically asks for the input of fembots. As far as I'm concerned, all non-normies should be welcome here, and I've been around since this board was created.
>>30321666
Much of this board's culture revolves around the fact that weird and/or intelligent people who struggle to conform to mass culture (or just have severe anxiety issues) often end up lonely, depressed, and/or isolated, especially from the opposite sex. The insistence of being either non-productive or counter-productive on this count is stupid. There are tons of neurotic, hopelessly isolated robots and fembots lurking the board who might very well get along splendidly. To insist that no one make use of the opportunity to find a non-normie, anxiety-riddled weirdo of a partner is not just irrational, it's sadistic.

This is my second day back to this board after YEARS of absence; I left a few months before the board was deleted, and even without having been around for a while, I knew instantly why moot scrapped the place. It wasn't just that it had become a malignant cesspool of loneliness and (mostly self-)hatred, it was the bitter vitriol with which the board's cultured insisted that EVERYONE be as miserable as the prototypical robot. That's not just dumb, it's the tantrumming of a pitiful child. As rejects, outcasts, and weirdos, we should be helping each other, not bitterly enforcing criteria of sexless loneliness. Here, I'll start:

(1/2)
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>>30320006
>Fembots, how many of you are:
>>obese/skelly?
Teetering on obese
>>virgin?
Nope
>>NEET?
I wish, I work full time
>>stinky?
Yeah I smell like the kittens I took in. They smell.
>>ugly?
Despite all the self hate I don't think I'm too ugly
>>mentally ill?
Nothing diagnosed yet, but I'm being forced to go to a therapist next week thanks to a jury of my peers
>>friendless?

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>a her comes into your life

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Anyone here /deadeyes/ I've either been told I had pretty eyes or that I had serial killer eyes.

I feel like I give off a "supreme gentleman" vibe
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>>30324278
10/10
really nice eyes, very cute :)
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Here is the pic,
New beat sauce
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>>30324444
>>30324479
Thanks for the advice. I'll admit I didn't do enough research before I started taking them and that's my mistake. I guess I'm just desperate for a magical cure, even though deep down I know that such a thing probably doesn't exist.
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>>30324526
Only guys can be robots, unless the girl has a birth defect or some illness that makes her incredibly ugly. That's what it takes for females to be as lonely and persecuted as an average or below average male
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people in high school told me I look like I'm always about to shoot up a school


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