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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/

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Why are you guys so vulgar? It's always "fuck" this and "fuck" that in nearly every post. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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I kiss yours.
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I swear around my parents all the time. They're only words dude.
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Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
We're a fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay

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>>44930120
kiss your mom's PUSSY
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Shut the fuck up, you cum guzzling niggerfaggot.

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Would /r9k/ ever consider dating a fat girl? Why or why not?
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>>44929344
>not even gonna help a nigga out with advice

WOOOOOW

>>44929294
I know anon, it hurts too much
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>>44923016
This, fatties without big tits have a pointless existence
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>>44929640
Expand your social circle and when you meet a girl you like try hanging out with her, already chubby girls or girls with low self esteem are easy to convince to try out a feeding fetish. Most of the challenge is finding a girl who won't lose her shit when she puts on ten pounds. Start with sexy stuff like chocolates and ice cream once she realizes her eating turns you on most girls will take the easy path and turn into pigs rather than keep trying to get all dolled up and tease/seduce you into banging them.

>>44929294
You'll make it one day, anon
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>>44922991
Yes, of course, but obviously not one that would shave her cunt. I want one that doesn't shave anything.
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>>44922991
I have had sex with one (or at least attempted), NEVER AGAIN, it was disgusting and I felt sick just thinking about for months

she even had somewhat pretty face (at least hidden under that fat)
I dont understand how women can fuck guys who have pretty face but shitty body, gut etc

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I can believe its actually happening.We are all over the news right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfPbk1gxsA
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>>44919974
The real black pill
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>>44917836
They do? I was under the impression that TV stuff gets way more than Youtubers.
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>>44917775
>I can believe its actually happening.

Happens periodically, anon.

VIRGINS ON STEROIDS!
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>>44918002
Apparently incels are "involuntary celibates", so probably not.
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>>44927840
Daily reminder that pic related will last a thousand years

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Is it true that all asian women lust after BWC?
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mine gimme qt azn girl
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>>44926824
They take selfies for vanity, just like everyone else.
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>>44925114

What the fuck are these rotten gooks wearing?

Asian 'fashion' is pathetic.
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>>44930104
how come you roasties are so racist against asian girls but snap whenever somebody criticizes those chimp niggers
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>>44930125

I'm a white guy.

I've actually been to East Asia. Women there are not as attractive as the ones you seen in your animes, autist.

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>CGP Grey making several videos about making people biologically immortal
>Cracked made a video about how everyone is going to live forever because in the future the technology will exist to revive everyone
Is it just me or do some atheists have this weird obsession with the idea of immortality, that somehow they will manage to avoid death? Regardless of whether you believe in an afterlife or not, it seems incredibly naive and delusional to believe that anyone can avoid dying eventually, even if they manage to delay their own demise.
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Math is the only thing that's real.
Idealism has been proven true via QM. There is no materialism.
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>>44930121
OP's entire point was that even if you make yourself biologically immortal something will kill you eventually. Extending your lifespan isn't the problem, but pretending that you'll live forever is.
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>>44930137
Ship of theseus paradox. and if you flash upload then its a clone.
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>>44930138
>Idealism has been proven true via QM.
explain how
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>>44930138
>Math is the only thing that's real
t./sci/+/x/
kill yourself, nutjob

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tfw no Asian gf edition
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>>44929986
I have come a long way since first year, now i just need constant existential dread and self hatred to get things done.
The problem is i dont care enough to chase after the job.
>>44930042
so fucking true, lots of people first year of uni go down dome sort of vice or hole, for me it was a very comfy but looking back very bad stretch of being human trash.
>>44930072
I don't care, i just really dislike them for being generally ignorant and hateful while baiting? anons into uncomfy low IQ arguments with little to no understanding of the issues.
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>>44930110
>vice or hole
your hole is my vice
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>>44930110
> now i just need constant existential dread and self hatred to get things done.
Kind of sad but as someone who motivates themselves exactly the same way I get it lad. Just be kind to yourself too eh?
>The problem is i dont care enough to chase after the job.
Yeah fair enough, what was it anyway?
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>>44930072
Why are you making such a big deal out of this? You're on /r9k/
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>>44930042
So why were you cumming in your pants?

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>be me, 18
>fat depressed NEET
>didn't even have the motivation or joy to play videogames
>failed suicide attempt
>today, 21
>attending uni, get great grades
>going to the gym, got in-shape
>learned to play the guitar
>started reading every day and watched a movie per week
>play videogames socially and have fun
>managed to get a ton of friends despite social autism
>got a date on saturday, can potentially get my first ever gf

Thanks for the good times /r9k/, but I think this is goodbye.
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>>44928964
What's the difference, anon? They're both the same
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>>44929473

If you don't know the difference, you were never welcome here.
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>>44929500
Seems to me like it's an arbitrary difference to excuse you from doing any self-improvement. Any robot who makes it is just labelled a "failed normie" so you don't have to feel bad about your own status.
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>>44928818
Godspeed, my friend. I hope I never see you around here again.
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see you back when it all fails

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>good jawline
>good chin
>decent hairline
>decent brow ridge
>atleast 6 feet
>Chad skullshape
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>>44926329
damn dude it's kinda blurry but you're really good at shopping
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>>44925558
>>44925558
most likely schizoid
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>>44924869
the sooner you realize looks don't matter, the sooner you'll stop being a whiny bitch.

why even consider this retard as an example of anything. just walk into your local grocery store and watch all the families with a disgusting, fatass idiot married to a regular, boring girl.
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>>44924869
Terry's lost brother. The glow in the darks robbed us of a good man.
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>>44928619
Like everybody on this board

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So you old faggots how is going. What is life like for the old fags.

>Do you get laid, or nah?

>Is the world against you or are you just a loser?

>Do you miss your mom?

Things we all feel keep it r3alz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXr1ftMlUzM
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>>44929760
>I don't think that it is any different since 92 or 95 or whatever.
But it HAS been different, furries, fucking furfags, are probably only a few years away from mainstream visibility and/or acceptance.

We're at a point where you have enough people willing to talk about minutiae of beta games to form a group IRL. It's easier than it's ever been.
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>>44929942
>mainstream visibility and/or acceptance
And I still think that this has nothing to do with being a true robot.
The way I see it, a true robot is someone who would never join a group of any kind because he's too autistic.
That's not going to change, not now, not ever. There are always going to be real robots, and if the reason you're a robot is because your group is not mainstream enough, then you were never a robot in the first place.
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>>44929488
>>Do you get laid
no
>>Is the world against you or are you just a loser?
world is full of materialistic degenerates i want nothing to do with
>Do you miss your mom?
no she is a degenerate slut who chose drugs over her own kids. hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers
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>That's not going to change, not now, not ever. There are always going to be real robots, and if the reason you're a robot is because your group is not mainstream enough, then you were never a robot in the first place.
You really want to be a victim don't you?

I see you're the type of anon that revels in being a social outcast. It's not fun. Probably an underage fag as well. I'm more than sure that most of the robots here, given enough attention, guidance and support they'd turn out alright. Before 25 though, after that you're kinda fucked.

I don't think you belong in this thread.
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>>44930119
So, let's recap. We argue in a relaxed way for a while, then you get triggered and resort to ad-hominem. Any you call ME the underage?
You appear to be someone who believes in the "you can be everything" meme.
Then why are you here? Why didn't it work for you?

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If the girth of penis is only 5.10 inches, are you fucked?

I don't live in America tho so I don't have to compete with niggers.

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Discuss penis girth here
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Girls like boipussy
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No, 5 inch girth is about average
try 4 inch girth, then you're really on a ride

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this story, well its my story and its gonna seem long.
>Be me in mid to late 00s
>live a nice middle class life in suburban Augusta,GA
>BE that odd kid out that hangs with all the autistic,goth and other "special and different" kids
>Always angry in high school because my dad was too busy with his new family
anyways
>Be sophomore and in literature class, literally obsess over Half life 2
>we come to a part in our lessons that the teacher lets us write a story.
>Oh shit!!!!!!!!
>write an epic story about a resistance fighter in city 17
>HAve to read story in front of class
>Get hyped up and read the story and after I look up
>Whole class is like "What is a benefactor?"
>"whats the combine anon?"
>Get pissed and kick a trashcan across the room

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>>44929715
Pls tell me this ends up well and you both fuck for days and go murder your mum
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>>44929715
yes cont we all want to hear it
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>>44929715
>"well anon, you cant run away now!" Diana smiles
>I smile back
>"Well ,for years I missed you and prayed I would see you again."
>HERE COMES THE IM HERE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
>"Thank God, I found you!"
>literally blurt out "I have Asperger's and a drinking problem and I killed people overseas."
>drink
>She smiles akwardly
>"Well,thats good anon...."
>Chug whole jack and coke
>Order another
>she starts talking about her life and what she has done
>Literally feel the monster inside rising
>fuck...fuck...fuck

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>>44930037
I'm reading anon keep em coming
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>>44930037
keep going uwu

Robots, did your father ever fuck a man?
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>>44929820
>implying literally anybody is actually below robot incels
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yes, he goes to thailand and specifically fucks the traps when there are 18 year old bitches everywhere
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>>44928517
I don't know.
I'm confirmed to be gifted
got a nice family
white
but I don't know my dad.
;_;
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>>44929973
We robots have pride, can you say the same so y muncher?
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>>44928517
No, but if he ever did it'd be pretty low on his list of problems.
>>44929737
The "father" doesn't seem to be much of one at all if his 16 year old son metaphorically kicked his ass that much.

>visit parents house
>walk in on my little sis workout
>wearing just a sport bh
>can see her toned abs and vagina bones

I never wanted to fuck something as bad as her
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>>44930065
I dont understand the dresden reference

>>44930066
Not like he can do much with her number but call and text and get his heart broken, a pic might be scary since my cousin is a degen who I wouldnt be surprised if he browsed this board

>>44930071
I would literally trade my remaining life for 10mins between her cheeks
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>>44930097
You're right. On the other hand, Berlin looked better when it's women were being raped by the soviets than it does today.
>>44930100
Does she even speak english? I want to contact her, but I'll probably get a burner phone first.
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>>44930131
Yes her english is quite good
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>>44929945
just get her furious, should be easy if she is stubborn. She will beat and hump you, enjoy
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>>44930131
I'm sad to admit that you are also right.


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