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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.


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Lazy NEETs can't even make a new thread edition
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Here's a tip:Obessing over personality drama is pathetic. Noone likes saku/ebin/len anymore because you sad cunts wanted all the attention.
it's like I'm living in a soap
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>Noone likes ebin anymore

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did you tell the GP about Scarborough September

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I know there are women lurking here who find short height in men appealing.

Care to explain the appeal? Transgender opinions don't count.
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Kit Harrington isn't short thought. He's 5'8" and Sophie Turner is 5'9" and in heels, and Gwendoline Christie is 6'3", and again, in heels.
Most women don't give a shit about height. I personally know two couples where the man is shorter than his gf. I'm 5'5" and my first boyfriend was 5'6". It never occurred to me once that his height was in any way a problem.
Yes most women would prefer their male partners to be taller than them, but that doesn't have to mean them being 6'6", even an inch will suffice.

I don't know where this meme about women being obsessed with height came from. You only need to spend 5 minutes on this place and places like /r/incels to see that the only people obsessed with height are other men, and you constantly bully each other for it.

Cue some faggot posting an extremely cherry picked image of Twitter thots saying something about not dating men under 9'3" and how this minority opinion totally applies to the entire female gender.
He's 5'8". Rose Leslie (Ygritte) is 5'4.5" and Emilia Clark is 5'2". They're all wearing flats here so it checks out.
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>Most women don't give a shit about height.
>Yes most women would prefer their male partners to be taller than them
r u dumb?
>>I don't know where this meme about women being obsessed with height came from.
yeah, it's all in our heads. you're right.
Are you? There's a difference between preference and genuinely caring about something when it comes down to it. You think I'd split from my partner of 10 years because he's only 2" taller than me? You need therapy.

lmao is that from 1926? How old is that "study" and where are the accredited references and sources? So I guess those couples I know are imaginary then? That's a shame, I really liked Robin and Emily.

reading those fake greentext stories of being the victim on 4chan makes me feel angry because i keep imagening being in these scenarios
Me too, i will read those threads and cry in my bed
Good emotional exercise i guess, im fairly certain how i would react or should react in most of those situations

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Spiders sense movement through the ground. Your laying in bed and breathing is enough to scare him away from walking on you.

Even if he did, he'd have no reason to bite you. He wouldn't even recognize you as a being, just a giant rock to crawl on. Spiders don't bite branches of trees when the wind blows, do they?
Summertime is breeding season for spiders, so it probably searches for a nice and warm spot to rear it's numerous children. It is normal that they crawl around actively around this time. Worst comes to worst, it will crawl into your ear and lay it's eggs there, but that doesn't happen /that/ often.
But spiders are a sign of good luck

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Let's see where /r9k/ lies overall on politics

I expect to see a lot of greens

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so you deny culture's influence on economic systems but you fear cultural marxism as basically a covert recruiter for a marxist revolution?

but intersectionality and most critical theory is only "tricking" people into thinking they are culturally oppressed, and it is giving an excuse to the middle and upper classes who perceive themselves as progressive to ignore economic injustice.

a college student who is being taught that men oppress women and whites oppress blacks is not going to make the leap that they themselves and their parents are oppressing the poor by financial standing. the upper classes teach cultural marxism and critical theory. they have no vested interest in starting a marxist revolution. it's empty virtue signalling.

essentially what it boils down to is this: liberals do not want to give up their private property. if they can find a way to morally absolve themselves in largely inconsequential identity politics they will. identity politics have taken the place of religious salvation for the bourgeois.
this is the best possible result, good job anon
Then end goal isn't the problem
No they probably won't turn America or the west into a communist state
They may however turn America into a "progressive" society were guns and knives are illegal, thought crime can get you thrown in prison, companies must meet 50/50 diversity quota, muslims refugees flood the streets shitting in them, raping women and driving trucks into crowds etc. etc.

I'm not talking about turning america into soviet russia, im talking about turning america into sweden
I've already done this test I think twice. Somewhere in the green, much further leftwards than downwards.


It's a joke is what it is. I'd say almost as bad as ancap, but that 'ideology' really is in a realm of its own.

If you want to be serious you can call it some weird centrist form of anarcho-communism or syndicalism, and then promptly discard it.
Then maybe you should consider the root of the problem ie that capitalism is requires "progressive" mind control and disarming of the populace to keep from falling apart.

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What have you robots been reading lately?
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Lolita by vlad
Damn good book.

Nietzsche ripoff
Guns Germs and Steel
Holy shit whites are evil
Over halfway through Nevil Shute's 'On The Beach' at the moment, enjoying it but it can be a little dull at points. Pretty bleak though.

Next book i'm reading will be 'Temple of the Golden Pavilion' by Yukio Mishima.
The tree of knowledbe by Baroja is the book i just read, 10/10

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ITT; Advice you never followed

>sleep more

This would have improved my life tenfold, sleep is the most important thing you'll ever do for yourself.

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How are you hoIdin up, /r9k/?
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Have a gf, can have sex whenever. It means nothing. I feel nothing. How can I mean, "I love you" when I don't even love myself? I just stay because it's easier than not doing it. I tried to break up with her and couldn't. I feel empty. I have no desire to do anything. That's what normalfags don't get. I don't /want/ anything besides staying holed up in a room with internet connection and food, preferably without having to wagecuck, but my parents are not the kind of people to allow that. They'd see me on the streets because I didn't "try hard enough" to not want to die all the time.
Exact opposite here
>Literally sleep for 18-20+ hours a day.
>Constantly dead tired when I'm awake
How the fuck is that even possible?
Kind of concerned about the future.
I'm a loser and all I had to myself is that I got good grades and was majoring business at the best uni in my country, but I'm dropping out cause it's too boring. I wanna join the navy to escape home, cause if I spend another year here I'll go insane and I don't wanna work. But four years in the navy sounds like it could be cool or also really fucking shitty, and if it doesn't work out I'll be a 23 years old with no career prospects, which sounds kind of fucked.
The only viable political system is an enlightened despotism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlightened_absolutism), but unfortunately we won't see a return to such things in our lifetimes. Democracy was the worst mistake humanity has ever made, since the majority of them are fucking retarded.
I'm feeling aimless, lost, sad for an undetermined reason, and about to cry myself to sleep. I don't even remember the last time I cried, but tonight I just have a feeling of sadness weighing me down and I can't seem to push it out of my mind like I usually do.

I wonder if seeing the eclipse will make me feel happy for a moment or if it will make me feel worse.

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Why do I want to smoke so bad?

I have this unnatural crave to start smoking, even though I dislike smokers. It's not like anyone would see me or a sense of """being cool"""" since I'm only ever in my room and don't interact with others for weeks at a time.
I never fell for the smoking meme during highschool but my father would give me a couple of ciggies when I was younger so it isn't out of curiosity.
Anyone else have this feel? What are some suggested cigarette brands?
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I'm very drunk so I'll just say it. Smoking used to give me a boner, not sure why. Especially weed, I would get crazy horny at even the thought of smoking weed. Maybe it was just the idea of doing something I wasn't supposed to do, who knows, but damn the orgasms were great.
Me too, just happened out of no where. So I bummed a cigarette from an old fellow waiting for his bus, and subsequently coughed up a lung while vowing to never smoke again.
used to be like op, i'm a fit head but still enjoy smoking not caring about health, i suggest you to embrace rolling since the beginning
I stopped smoking a month ago and I really want to smoke. It's just nice and pleasant. Why did I even quit.

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Would you accept your new girlfriend on the condition you are to be locked in chastity and only release for pleasure once every 1-6 months?
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i'm into chastity and being submissive but i want a hot older male dom
Yes, but she is also in chastity and no chads
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anybody into family femdom ?
What's with these bizarre conditions on having a girlfriend? It's bad enough that she's a nagging harpy, why are you trying to sour the deal even more?
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>want to commit suicide
>can't because mom and dad still love me, I can't hurt them like that
>instead they will have to watch me waste away over years upon years

There's no way out of this situation, is there? I read Susan Klebold's book and watched some interviews, and losing dylan absolutely crushed her. I could never do that to my parents, the only people that ever loved me.
Do something about it other than wasting your time here at /r9k/ go back to college if you really care about them.
I can't go to college because I'm a turbo brainlet that didn't get through junior high. My only talents include video games, and that's pretty much it. I try to be a good son, I help them out whenever they need it, use my. Neetbux to buy them things sometimes and help with groceries. I don't want to disappoint them, but there's really nothing I can do. My life is in a very very deep rut. One I'm skeptical about being able to successfully get out of it.
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just fucking pick something up and practice/learn, you will be shit at, but after you will get out of the /brainlet/ phase of thinking it will be easier 1 step at a time anon

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>when they're all out of your usual brand of cancer so you have to settle for something else like some normo
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Mah fuccin nigga
B&H Smooth is the GOAT and anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong
>He thinks this doesnt happen

You really were fucked in school ya poof
If you're not smoking white ox you're a poof
any recs for cigars?
i'm a cucknadian
tried shit stick talons and fucking dog shit colts.

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Uh excuse me can I get a do over on this life please
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>have an interesting risky idea
>impulse to raise left pointer finger and grope for the F5 key
>remember I'm not putting input into a keyboard but am instead a living person walking down the sidewalk
>continue to live boringly

>used to get deja vu almost daily as a child
>haven't had deja vu since 4th grade

Well, shit. I guess I ended up on a different timeline than the last one or something. That must be why I'm such a loser, it's because I've been navigating uncharted territory!
>Uh excuse me can I get a do over on this life please

pray as hard as you can tomorrow during the eclipse gl op!
The problem isn't the life i got. It's life itself.
I'm still going to have to do the same mundane shit i did in this life
There are no do-overs, there is only the resurrection of the dead, which is infinitely better than somehow getting another go in this world. Practically speaking, after the resurrection of the dead, we'll all have been one another anyway.

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