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National bastrd bitch conference edition
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>get your feet off the desk you absolute neanderthal
I unironically know a guy who lost his virginity at 67
Carrying a knife in public, what a prick.
A Catholic priest?
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Don't worry la, we'll have the boys round for a chat

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Hey guys
My friend told me I should think about the things I'm proud about
So thread about things you're proud about
>not a violent person
>overcame drug addictions
>hab degree
>not dicklet
>can jog 5km in under 40mins
>can do 20 pushups
>have only a few friends, but they're close and supportive
>don't abuse alcohol
>can write poems and stories
>volunteer in community to help people who are worse off than myself
>winning fight against depression and suicidal thoughts
>can't paint to save life. But do it anyway because I enjoy it

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You were born as one of the most powerful species on Earth
Guess I'd be proud to be born white on a civilised country rather than some rabbit that literally has to fuck constantly to avoid having its population dwindled because they're survival rate is pathetic
I've been saving money since I was 11. It's a giod habit to create go put $20 in saving every pay check you get.
Yeah... It only helps if you have a higher income than expenditure
At my current income I'm spending approx 50 dollars more than I'm getting paid. I'm on NEETbux so I only survive because of free handouts. My parents give me shit about wasting money. But within two days of being paid, I've already spent 80 percent of my income on bills, rent, and prescription medications

I do some hardcore budgeting. And I'm considering cutting out some of my more expensive medications so I can save more money.
Also looking at getting a job. But it's hard to go from NEET to full-time work. No one will employ me because of my long history of being a NEET
>Im a pretty happy individual. Not depressed
>No gf, but better to have never loved than to have loved and lost it
>I have a 5 inch dick, which is pretty big
I've read 5.5 inches is the average.
Which would put you only slightly below average

And also. gfs are a Jewish meme
Everything you can get in life can be given to you by a man. Except for sex
Don't listen to the psyops saying that you need women in your life. I've always refused to be friends with women. And whenever I have been friends with a woman, they have treated me like a personal slave. Don't fall for Jewish tricks.

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last message you got from a girl thread
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Actually matched with this girl on tinder and she actually responded to my messages twice then unmatched me. Feelsbadman
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Help guys, I asked a girl out and she rejected me, but lately shes been texting me and wants to meet up.
She says she doesnt want to lise me as a friend.

What is her plan
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She also talked about feet smell and wanting to be pregnant last night.
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Translation: I'm the one who's calling please pick up the phone we should have met at 09:15
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dumb hoe missed out on something big

>171cm height
>12.5cm x 10cm dick
>30 year old NEET robot
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I live in one of the most expensive places in the world where renting or buying a property is impossible on 1 income, and I also have no way of leaving because I rely on my family who lives here and has no intention of ever leaving.
12.5 cm width, 10cm in circumference, 1.5 cm dick
>Buttmad sjw rants about feminism and how it ruins America
>uses data from New Zealand
Where would that be? Hong Kong? And nothing stops you from getting a job and a gf and moving together with dual income.
You ever heard of autism spectrum disorder?

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*Pulls cover from phone*
Is this your card?
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This meme got old shortly after it's inception and pepe and wojak should have died years ago
This guy sounds like fun
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please don't say it

Karen/Anonette/imouto/oneesan thread.

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Do you still get those cute notes/drawings?

You need to move on to the next level.

Bump for storiesabout true love
I'll keep making her happy dont worry.
Well thats grand glad to see everything is on the up and up... though I'm starting to wonder what his search history is like, maybe hes gay...

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you wake up as pic related. what do you do?
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Look up sayuri mattar imgur in Google
be happy because I have finally become a cute boy
it would be a downgrade. I'm already prettier than zhe is.

I guess being a highschooler again wouldn't be too bad
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do this

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just check if your ring finger is longer than your index finger anon

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Where my squid kids at
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>tfw ywn be the cute octoboy
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does anybody else sometimes cry when listening to the nonsense squid gibberish music or am I just beyond hope and belong in an institute
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>tfw no woomy gf
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3D is shit and can't be moe

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crime and punishment edition

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/lgbt/ and /soc/ is disgusting.
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>weekend is almost over
What are you guys doing?
The same thing I do every weekend. Sit around browsing the internet until its time for work monday.
>just now realise that after cumming my balls twitch and pulsate for a while afterwards
what did you learn today /r9gay/?

crying but not bc weekend is over
Whyd u want to be cute

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Alright robots - what result did you get?
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only a few non faggots here
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I just cant care about anything
also am an INTP
infp here
I'm surprised I wasn't further away from assertive, I'm definitely not assertive at all
i got the exact same as you
Surprised to see so little reasonable people in this thread.

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Ever killed anyone?
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to lose his virginity duh you retard
Even if you don't have a conscience I'd guess that it'd suck.
There's a lot of screaming, crying and pissing involved. You'd probably get socked in the face or the groin a few times.
It's probably also very tiring unless you are somewhat athletic.
Sounds like a bad time. 2/10 would not reccomend.
Was driving work one day. Going at barely the speed limit. I used to drive by a playground everyday, and this was the same. There were some small kids, maybe 5 or 6 yo, playing soccer just on the border of the playground . I was only paying attention to the road, when I saw something come into my field of view, just in front of my left front wheel. I felt a bump and heard the sound of something crushing on the wheel, then some distant screams. Didn't stop. Drove like a maniac to work, but was in a panic so I drove back, avoiding the playground.

To this day I'm not sure if I hit a kid or not, nor I ever took that same route again. I recall some dogs running about and for the longest time assured myself that it was a dog I hit, but I'm not sure and it haunts me to this day.
nice larp hahahahs
Did you check your local news for any hit and runs afterwards? I sure as fuck would have. Might be good to get some closure

What was the biggest age gap of someone you had sex with?
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How does her face look 12 anon?
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me and a friend had a threesome with a woman who was 47... we was 21 and 20
EU boi?
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>all these normalfags and ''''robots''''

I was 17, she was 25. I'm 5'7, she was 6'0.

And then a month ago before I turned 20 - I was 19 and she was 27 and 5'10.

Both did pic related to me too
1 year and a half younger, 1 year and a half older.

But I had two dates with someone who was 13 years older than me.

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Are INFPs all just tumblrettes? I like the femininity in this image. Let's see what you think.
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Well talking to a girl with an accent might be cool. How do we get in contact? I won't promise a relationship, but a conversation or two can't hurt.
You could try retaking the test then
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I'm an ethnonationalist INFP, if that breaks some stereotypes but I'm also a fucking vegan
I know an INFP girl. She's could be proper gf material, just not with me (istp). She's genuinely caring, about everyone. Always gentle, always pleasant. Very good at conversing with strangers.

She's always so distant though as if she's in some weird dream like state. She's never direct, she'll never say anything bad about someone.

Doesn't answer your question OP, but just wanted to add my 2 cents.
I'm an infp tranny and this image is 100% accurate, mainly just all the bad stuff though, like being a fucking baby and having no idea how to help myself

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