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hey anons post your profile pictures here
what's popping ballers.
>>48933667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LLCz1FCWrYNow that you mention it, it does look a fuck tonne like Mob Psycho one hundred.
senpai from please don't bully me, nagatoro
good old punpun
>>48933614good original taste senpai
whats it like to have friends? i cant remember i fucking lost all of them and now i use this shitty board as a way of communicating with people. half of the time i'll just get told to kill myself or to fuck off, but its something. i hate being lonelyinb4 someone tells me to kill myself or fuck off har har very original and funny
big sisi feel like i cant get out of bed anymore. its hard to deal with depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb0u7XSLT8o&index=19&list=PL6Taoxb5Va-JoMq4uZ_ZhtS7BPzfp6AcZwatch this fren
if youre ever feeling down robots at least tell yourself that youre not in this guys shoeshttps://youtu.be/4pRjxhpFoFQ
When I see things like that my severe mental issues, balding and being lonely all start to look comfy as fuckWould have an herod ages ago if I was him, godspeed burned faggot
>>48933574>they left the fucking flame unattendedwhat a noob mistakeI assume he was a sleep/suffocating from smoke and passed out.if the sister was able to run in and out she wouldn't have gotten too burned. if you look at the scene where theyre looking at a scrap book i think theres a pic of the sister with burns on her face from getting him.
>>48933276>>48933558>people will still believe there's a God after seeing shit like this happen to innocent people.
>>48933681>still believe there's a Godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pp5mWs8k5I
>>48933580>seeking a modeling careerPaint himself red and have the best Super Meat Boy cosplay ever?
>get gf>have to deal with this all the timeWhat the fuck do I do? I just want some space
>>48931028>Sounds like your gf is insecure of your relationship, or she's bored with no friends/hobbies.>tfw my gf is both
>>48928946date someone you're compatible with then, instead of just grabbing any woman to be your "gf" then complaining when you don't actually like her.
>>48928946>be gay>give bf all the attention I can muster>basically ignores meI don't deserve this
>>48933113Then stop until he gives you attention back
>>48928946Just fucking tell her when your free boi, you are a lucky guy
Look of Iove edition
job interview tomorrow afternoon ladsCan't sleep
>>48933669>Can't sleepDoesn't matter much if it's in the afternoon though
Anyone else noticed how heavily r9k is moderated these days? Taking a lot of the fun out of it.
>>48933710I only notice how heavily I'm breathing theses days
>ordered foodthis is why I don't drink. I lose my inhibitions
I just witnessed the worst case of woman manipulation in a while. Its fascinating seeing it happen and people siding with her. Why does this shit keep sliding?>be in class waiting for proffessor>mate next to me broke his collar bone, is in a sling>girl walks up to tell him something, he is talking to me so he doesnt notice>she grabs him by the shoulders (one of which is broke) and starts shaking him and laughing>im like "yo watch out he just broke his collar bone dont shake his shoulder">she stops, looks at my friend who is visibly pissed and in pain but too nice to tell her to fuck off, she sees that people around us noticed what a dumb cunt she is>falls to her knees "oh my good im sooo soorrryyyy i didnt knoow" she says as she starts crying>multiple stacys run up to her to hold her"im soorryy guyze i forgot to take my antidepressants today (as if it has anything to do with the situation) so im not thinking straight">dude who just had his already broken bone busted up and is in pain is ignored because the girl that hurt him did the classic "im a sad girl boohoo"why live
this is why you should yell at women in public
>>48933626"oh my god anon you are such a fucking asshole she is depressed and not on medication you absolute afwul fucking incel virgin!!!!"what else
>>48933643women will cave really fucking quick if you don't back down.Sometimes they'll try to send some guy to fight you but just don't be a pussy and fight him
FUCK ALL OF YOU IM NOT COMING BACK FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BE A REGULAR PERSON I DONT WANT TO KILL MYSELF ANYMORE FUCK R9K AND 4CHAN I DONT WANT TO BE MISERABLE GOODBYE
>>48933723See you in two seconds
so you couldn't od yesterday, pakiokhave a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkdKfNG-g4
Is it really hard to believe that femcels exist?I've never been talked to as more than just a classmate. I have never been asked for my number. I have never gotten a guy's number either. I never been asked out. I have never been randomly catcalled. I have never been complimented by a guy before. I have never been hugged. I have never been kissed. I have never held hands. I have never been touched. And most importantly, I have never seen a penis.
I'm sorry femanon butTits or gtfoIt's only fair
>>48932004I'm male and 2 (maybe 3, at best)/10 and always been in long term relationships with women way, way above average. Poor, too. I'm pretty sure it's just a case of you being a retard in general.
>>48933088>long term relationshipsThere ya go, they're only using you for money and emotional support. The first Chad to show her a sliver of attention will cuck you.
>>48933445What little money you have that is
>>48931400Female incels exist, but they are extremely rare. There is a much higher percentage of the male population who are incels. Femcels are like 0.01% of the female population.
>Thanks for helping me study for the exam anon. >*gets uncomfortably close to you*w-what do!??!
>>48932288Mace her.Fucking roasties, all up in my space.
sorry not into vajayjay fuck off roastie
>>48932288A-am i getting raped here?
why are you guys playing make believeare you 12
Oh my, y-you are getting rather close, don't you think? It's making me might awkward, if I'm being frank. Would it be accurate of me to assume that you are sexually interested in me? If so, I would appreciate some clarity. Otherwise I'm afraid that this little study session will have to come to an abrupt end.
>ask a girl on a date>take her to see the best theatre in my country play Shakespeare>they're playing King Lear>tear up from the sheer beauty at the characterization of the main character, the clear parallels to the biblical story of Job, the way existence for man is thematicized through his fall, and the sublimity of the language >she starts laughing at me and tells me to 'act like a man'>she leaves in the middle of the fourth act>the tickets cost $100Why are all women soulless whores incapable of understanding true beauty?
>>48933739>incapable of understanding true beauty?Chad's cock is beautiful.
ITT: Good feels that shouldn't feel good but doI'll start>tfw don't have diabetes from over-eating for months despite having several of the symptoms for a few daysTurns out I was just dehydrated. Feels good to be able to keep drinking and eating excessively so long as I keep a gallon of water in my system every day. Of course this close call should mean I change my lifestyle but fuck it, NEETdom til I die bitches
Women shti and fart. How do you handle that?
>>48933190>>48933083Don't mention it anons.I'm glad I was able to inform you of the true horrors of female anatomy.
>>48933017Looks like I'm finally getting into scat after all.
>>48933273>my god... is she cummin?it's vaginal discharge idiot, jesus how old are you
>>48932949I honestly try to ignore it as much as possible. It has significantly hindered my attraction to women
>>48933017>>48933280>implying these aren't trannies
