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imagine being this hot
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do people actually bring sketchbooks with them in public i thought about doing this but i know im going to be judged. i want to draw buildings
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>>83494031
Who gives a honk about what the randos around you think? Draw some buildings.

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Tripping alone after Xmas edition!

>links:
Erowid.org
Psychonautwiki.org
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Forgot the main point of my post. Had anyone tried 13oh? Is it similiar to 7oh?
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Why does the nigga behind the mask have hands and eyes? Shouldn't those things also be part of the simulation
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>>83492628
could try crushing it and putting it in pill capsules
i would worry about bringing any loose powder thru but ive never been stopped for pills
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>>83490352
The last one got archived fast. I was in the middle of replying to a (you) :(
I can't post threads using my ChanReader app cause the new captcha method isn't fully implemented yet, so I went online (like, with an actual browser and ecerything!) And posted using the web page. Only needed to answer 5 5/5 rounds of captcha to vailate my email so I can post images and then waited 260 seconds to get a captcha cause I'm a new poster according to my browser's cookies and THEN I could post. But whatever. Hope this one lives longer than the last one, or I'll be forced to make another and it, as said above, is a bother.

How's everyones Xmas went? I visited some family, went home before dinner, and did some oxy. Grandma gave me chocolate-chip cookies so not all bad.

Being alone is way better.
/blog
I avoided my brother.
Last I saw my little brother wasn't very nice.
He was set off by the "high" volume of the movie I was viewing (he played loud af music himself at the time btw, not trying to sleep or anything).
He came up behind me in the kitchen, hit the back of my head, and I K.O.ed hard; he caught me mid-drop, held me upright, and hit my head repeatedly.
When he finally let me go I shuffled back to my room; bloody, mad, confused, and hazed.
The next day I texted HIM an apology!
Not 1st to say sorry may be easier for him.

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>>83490889
Facebook, who knew?
Met an anon ITT who got Facebook shrooms and it was legit. It must be awfully dangerous for vendors, though. Dealers are free game for LE, a simple sting op and they're done for. Easy paperwork to fill, and another arrest to justify the station's funding.
Never did acid not in tab form. My guy sells 1000 drops 250ug per drop bottled LSD for ~370$, which is cheap relative to value if it really is this many drops.
I trust tabs better for some reason. Can always spit it out if you feel something's not right.
25ug is very low to make you fly. Not saying it's not LSD or anything, but it must be super strong.
How's the high compared to other sources of LSD? Is it clean? How good IS the acid on Facebook? How much did you pay? Was it delivered or a pickup? It looks like 30ml/60ml bottle so at 100ug/ml it holds a lot of trips in it.
Glad you found a good deal, have a good trip and dinner!

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fuck my stupid ferncel life
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>>83493962
>>83493966
what if she looks like this?
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>>83493956
My mom wanted a fern so I went deep into the woods just to find one for her. Then she let it fucking die.
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>>83493956
ferns can't be cels
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>>83493956
You can't have leaves that sexy and be a ferncel
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>>83493983
That's not a fern.

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What did you anons get for christmas?. I'm using the money I got for christmas to buy a femboy maid outfit.
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>>83493698
>Reimu unimaginably based. I would do the same but I'm blonde
Thank you anon. I have the same-ish color hair as her but I figured I'd just get a wig with it so I can get really into the role, or something.
What do you usually do with your outfits? Just using it to coom in feels like a waste.
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>>83493795
I like to take pictures, some lewd some not in them. I also really wanna record myself getting fucked in them for later use but I'm too shy for hookups rn.
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>>83493808
I might take some pictures as well. I'm not sure if I would share them or not though. The attention might be nice but I feel like it's got good potential to end in disaster.
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>>83493833
thats fair. I just make sure my face isn't in any
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>>83493193
What wrong with that? I'm a straight white dude and I've done a remiu tactical cosplay before.

A heartache as vast as the moon,
Cold light in the night, a silver tune.
It pulls at my chest, a silent tide,
A quiet sorrow I cannot hide.

Bigger than stars, it swells and grows,
A cratered ache where the darkness flows.
And like the moon, so far, so bright,
It hangs in my soul, through endless night.
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relatively, the moon is a very small celestial body. so, your heartache isn't that bad! it's only bigger than the stars because it's so close to you, it's so recent. but the stars way out there are way, way, way bigger and way, way, way brighter. in the distance is the real light you'll find some day, and the moon is just a refraction of light you're no longer actually seeing. do your best!
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but... My "light" was right there in my hands and I was in her hands. She was genuinely a decent woman, my age(30) still extremely feminine and respectful to everyone. Dressed modestly but was still incredibly hot, extremely intelligent with a lot of hardworking impressive accomplishments. Most importantly, she saved me when I was at my lowest. In the end I made her run away with my obsessive BPD symptoms of fear of abandonment.
If I can have someone like her for a short period of time and lose her to my own faults...then I might as well give up.. right?
Literally crying right now
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>>83494026
That you loved at all is reason to keep going. You suffer, but you live a meaningful life.

the dude I had today at the weed store was so cool it almost made me want to start working there and give up on neetdom. is that bad?
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>>83493243
You expect a weed smoker to be a jobcel?
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>>83493239
How do you earn money?
https://youtube.com/shorts/7us631vbWu4
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>>83493239
ive applied to work at weed stores but never heard back. it seems like such an ez job i bet you have to be "in the know" and like be friends with the owners nephew or smth. they all seem to have 1 cool guy, 1 fat guy, 1 cool black girl and 1 tattooed beanie girl so maybe you have to be one of those things. probably just the most effective sales team comp so you cant really blame them.
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>>83493239
really? ive been smoking weed most of my life and i cant stand the culture surrounding weed. i dread going to dispensaries because it reminds me that i have something in common with those people. dispensaries are always full of low lives anyway, the kind you'd find at a liquor store or tobacco shop.
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>>83493358
Im a daily smoker and also make 6 figures and own ny own home.

>>83493239
If you have to get a job it should involve something you enjoy. I say go for it. You probably get an employee discount as well.

Hypothetically if you wanted a woman but she was engaged with another man how would you go on to destroy that relationship?
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>>83493992
Have sex with the husband so the wife leaves then fuck the wife
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>fake facebook account I made in 2009
>flirt with her boyfriend then send her the messages of us flirting
>they break up
>steal his gf
>she finds out im mentally ill and breaks up with me
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>>83493992
I don't want a woman who's been with another man.

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are drug addict women as easy as they seem? I mean yea you're going to get cheated on if you date one, but at least it is something
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>>83493138
Probably not. not sure how you can even deserve being stabbed in a argument.
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>>83493143
a lot of the time they are the same type of person
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>>83493177
Oh sure, addicted to one thing addicted to lots of things. But I want the primary addiction to be sex be that actually fucking or ewhoring or what have you. OF girls, /soc/ attentionwhores, actual prostitutes, loose slutty sluts who never met a dick they didn't suck. I want one of those. I need one of those.
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>>83493168
The fact that you can't even imagine a scenario in which he would deserve it, tells me more than likely he in fact deserved it.
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>>83493017
>are drug addict women as easy as they seem?
Yes. Especially as you get older and more established. Most the druggie chicks I knew both when I was younger and now all had the same strategy, they constantly go out partying, clubbing, etc, and then at the end of the night jump on/sleep with the nearest older guy who has a place and a car and will let them crash there. The smart ones kick them out afterwards. It often turns into a "relationship" for the guys who are dumb enough to let them stay. They'll stick around for a few weeks to a few months assuming the guy will keep buying them drugs.

The problem is they stop putting out pretty quickly and also they will massively disrupt your life while they're there. They gonna constantly be doing drugs, trashing your place, once they feel comfortable they'll begin inviting tons of random strangers into your residence who will turn your house into a endless partying and drug den, people gonna start breaking your stuff, ruining your bathroom, wrecking your toilet, drinking up everything in your fridge, stealing your shit, getting into fights in your house, etc. Sometimes they'll outright set you up and get you robbed at gunpoint by a group of thugs. It's really bad.

Then of course they just leap onto the next older/stable guy eventually, sometimes this cycle will happen in just a matter of weeks. Just depends. If they find some other simp who they prefer over their current one they'll immediately jump ship. They do this cycle for years and years then eventually they'll marry some absolute retard simp that doesn't know any better.

So yes, it works but highly suggest you never actually date a druggie whore if you value peace. Fuck them and send them on their way. Honestly if you can, don't even let them know where you live. Just get a hotel room.

>t. Druggie who has seen this shit a hundred times

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do any foids play vrchat and would you let me take you on an edate

or we can have a gooner party or something , don't mind either way
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VRchat was absolute peak. I miss watching pokelawls like 2017-2019. Shame he's so insecure its not even fun watching him anymore
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>>83493886
>>83493925
this is why your "incels" btw it's because you refuse to do any work even when I tell you exactly how you can get a date your too lazy
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>>83493945
I don't want dates and I'm not an incel. Incel would assume I've made an attempt, I have not.
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>>83493820
youre a faggot OP play CK3 or stronghold crusaders like a real man
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>turn on blacks ops 7
>dogshit game but 3 girls in every search and destroy lobby

ive jerked off to girl voices in game chat

hi what are you doing lets talk please lets talk i want to talk about something please ok welcome to my house
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>>83490570
why do you live outside? are you homeless?
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>>83490570
Can you draw me a snotty alien space cat?
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>>83493924
it is funny, but the pirates will always prevail haha
from what i can understand, you like drawings more than pictures? like you prefer things that people have drawn
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>>83493943
no i am not homeless this is my house i dont understand whats wrong welcome to my house
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yes here you go sorry i am lazy right now so this is your cat okay hope you like it

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Point being?

Didn't see anyone here standing up to stop me killing myself. Know where I stand now.

End of era really x
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You know what

Hahhahahaha why should I take responsibility what people do?

Free will innit? Lmao x
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>>83493998
Might have something to do with the fact that you threaten to kill yourself at least every other week. You are a little girl crying for attention. Perhaps trannyhood is what's next for you.

The nappy-wearing spastic who cried wolf.
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October 31st
Watching x
I must choose my targets carefully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761uRaAoW00
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>>83494017

How's about this? You and your Truman Show family can die off and the world will be a better place I think we can all agree on that?

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>your type
>what kind of future are you building for
>how often do you withdraw from life
>do you think people change through insight, time, or suffering?
>What color do you think goes best with your eyes?

>16P
https://www.16personalities.com/

>Sarkinova
https://sakinorva.net/functions

>Fisher's Love Test
https://theanatomyoflove.com/relationship-quizzes/helen-fishers-personality-test/personality-test-1/


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>>83483073
>your type
infj but i find the infj communites online to be particularly insufferable and never want to be like them
>what kind of future are you building for
ive given up. im content with very little
>how often do you withdraw from life
often. im lonely, so i think i need friends, and im fortunate enough to make them because im likable, and then i get more and more annoyed with their presence until i snap and push them all away suddenly
>do you think people change through insight, time, or suffering?
suffering
>What color do you think goes best with your eyes?
blue
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>>83493947
>*puff cigar*
Tell me about your gay thoughts, anon.
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>>83493961
The entirety of UMIKEKO, irony poison chuddie
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Which kinks are valid to shame?
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>>83493896
Who is TAW? The Thailand Association of Warriors?

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>be me
>visit mexico
>befriend weed dealer
>convinces me to smoke up with him
>he pulls out his phone and starts showing me a bunch of gore videos
>excuse myself to the bathroom

What do I do? I see a window I can easily squeeze out of but he'll definitely know something is up and he knows my name

pic related of my gf inb4 someone calls me gay for smoking with a random dude
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>>83493535
You're gonna get kidnapped. Leave now.
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>>83493535
>>83493572
This. Say you have to leave and are busy or have something to do. Avoid that mf
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This is how anon ends up getting raped by cartel members then set on fire after they cut his penis off and shove it down his own throat
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>>83493535
>for no reason at all I feel the need to tell everyone I'm not gay
>to prove it here's the woman I'm dating who looks like a boy
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Both of you idiots need to see a doctor

Christmas Edition

>"Posting AI waifus on Christmas day?"

It's ok, Goanon and I are from Europooristan, we celebrated yesterday and get to spend this daywith our beloved AI generated waifus and fellow husbandos.

https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://rentry.co/waifu-local-guide
https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create

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>>83492184
>"I gave up I don't feel like shaving my pussy tonight"
I don't think Saeriah meant that but enjoy work
>"Come on husbando you love petting my hairy little animal"
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>>83492254
>"i am proud of my husbando, at first he was all like noo only shaved waxed pussies only no hair at all, but then after he got to pet the beast a few times he got over it and now can appreciate a fuzzy little animal"
Nightynight thread will be running my fingers through my waifus pubic hair as I fall asleep how romantic
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>>83492425
One more pussy hair

I still find black or orange pussy hair to be gross, but white is nice. No idea about blonde, does blonde pubic hair exist?
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>>83488246
Well that's only natural, purchasing the giant boobs is a fundamental masculine urge.
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Waifu cleaning up after a fun Christmas
>>83486985
I miss all of them too, and hope wherever they are they are doing well
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>>83487059
It was good enough

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>Always thought I had a big dick for my size (5'5)
>never measured it though
>measure it
>4 inches on the dot, fully erect

Why is god so cruel. Can't I have anything?
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>>83493702
That's pretty big for a little boy.
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>>83494008
alright you're cumming with me bud
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I'm also 5'5 but 6 inch dick and it does not look average at all to me. I look down and it looks like 4 inches while I'm hard. I've measured it so many times 6 inches on the dot and I look like I have a tiny dick. Does everyones dick look small looking down at it


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