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>your superpower: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>the things you're going to do with it

Let us begin.
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>>52995606
>Drink Mimicry
>I am now real life coca cola-chan
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>>52995606
>Smoke Attacks
>be able to create smoke
>decide to try becoming an artist
>get rejected by art schools
>become political leader in Germany instead
>develop a hatred for a certain religion
>put the people of the religion in camps
>take them to shower
>fill showers with toxic smoke
>???
>profit
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>>53002725
Well are you gonna kill me I got jew powers see >>53001773
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>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Orbit_Creation
:)
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>>52995606
I'll bring peace and happiness to the world.

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Bros, this has to be fake. Right?
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Nope, its real anon
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>>53002840
From this angle it looks like the thing would be poking her fucking lung. No way it's real desu
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>>53002840
hard to say
but look how he's grabbing the base of his penis, and how his skin is bunching up near the end of the insertion. First of all he's been using a pump for extra girth, anyone can do that, and if you do it right you can get good semi-permanent gains. More importantly he's gotten his ligaments cut, and had surgery to pull penile tissue from under his perineum to make his penis far longer. Without a penis pump he wouldn't be able to hold that erection, and you can see how he squeezes the base of his dick to keep the blood from leaving. Furthermore, because his ligaments are severed he won't be able to actually get an erection, just engorgement, which is why he has to hold his dick up. In my opinion, it's not really worth it.
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fake or surgery ya

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During junior year, Harris and Klebold both had been confronted by a group of students at CHS - all members of the football team - who sprayed them with ketchup and mustard while referring to them as "faggots" and "queers". According to Brown, "People surrounded them in the commons and squirted ketchup packets all over them, laughing at them, calling them faggots...That happened while teachers watched. They couldn't fight back. They wore the ketchup all day and went home covered with it." Laughlin stated "I caught the tail end of one really horrible incident, and I know Dylan told his mother that it was the worst day of his life." According to Laughlin, it involved seniors pelting Klebold with "ketchup-covered tampons" in the commons.
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>>52997941
Consider commiting suicide pal.
They WERE bullied all the time and you're sitting here with
>supportive social stuff
The administration DID nothing anon, NOTHING.
You think extra curricular activities would've done much better for them????
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>>52992010
you sound like the moron who should be killed on-sight by one of these fellas.
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>>52991327
You almost had it. All your solutions are incorrect, but your point is. The real problem is the complete lack of discipline in schools. Bullies will always be bullies but if the teachers aren't prepared to step in and clamp down on bad behaviour, and same with the parents, this will keep happening. Kids are forced into school until a certain age and if they're is no escape from the torment and kids are not routinely punished for any bad behaviour, the victims of bullying will seek the most drastic of measures, and the American way of life allows for these gun-based massacres.
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>>52996197
This picture can't be real. I'm always surprised to see it
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>stand up for yourself
>turns out verbal and mental bullying tactics is the method used by most bullies nowadays
>turns out that punching out a kid that was only fucking with you mentally and verbally causes ostracism
>turns out ostracism is the real force behind anti-social behaviour

If you had friends, but were also bullied, you probably turned out better than a person who was entirely ostracized after standing for himself after years of bullying.

why not get a qt latina gf?
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Beause they want white chad, spic women dont even want spic men anymore.
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>>53002836
Exactly. argentinafag here of italian descent. it's still not enough for latinas. they want german tourists or residents
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>>53002736
>fucking nordicfags have it so easy

Indian girls want nordicfags too.

If I see any blond blue eyed fuck who is single, I immediately assume that person is a pyscho, because that is the only reason why a woman wouldn't be with him.
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>>53002851
Lol no they dont, they would jump for an italian hunk you're just not a chad
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>>53002851
This is brutal, not even in your own country you are wanted...

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What is your single most controversial opinion?
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>>53002397
self-hating darkies are the worst
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>>52995362
It is not imoral to apply statistical data to humans, and eugenics is going to required if we want to survive as a species
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>>52995362
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. originally of course
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For this board? Incels don't deserve sex, many of you are horrible human beings who are suffering because of your own actions and your inability to improve yourselves. Just being a virgin doesn't make you an interesting unique human snowflake and putting emphasis on it is no different from the sjw landwhale mentality. Stop with the Us vs Them bullshit.

IRL /pol/ is right about a lot of things, though fuck authoritarianism.
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I want to cause a pidgeon apocalypse, they killed my youngest dog, they deserve to be wiped from the face of the earth

What is /r9k/'s opinion of the homeless? Living in LA where more and more of them are littering the city, I'm conflicted:

>Nobody's homeless on purpose -- they're not doing it to piss us off or something
>Seems like a lot of them have mental problems and probably lacked the support of their families -- even if I had no job or money, I don't think my family would kick me out on to the street
>Once you go homeless, it seems like it would be nearly impossible to dig yourself out of that one. If you lacked the ability to maintain a proper standard of living, how could you work even HARDER to get BACK to it?

And yet...
>Constantly asking for money and screaming in the streets is terrible for the morale, safety, and value of a city
>Can't give them money when they ask for it because it encourages that behavior
>Many of them are a danger to themselves as well as others
>Must have been SOME element of lack of personal responsibility to go homeless. I'm not going to support a bunch of lazy fucks just because they don't want to work
>Fuckin STINKY
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>>53002542
fuck dude I like your edge. how many katanas do you own?
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>>53001612
>>53001820
What did they offer them? Apparently my city offered to let the homeless use unoccupied jail cells, but I'd be pretty wary of that deal if I were homeless.
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>>53000782


I would give my left nut for a beef and cheddar peroshki. Also miss seeing the space needle while pissing at the five points cafe. Also Ballard. They tore down the most awesome apartment I ever had to build condos on 64th. Lament.
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>>53002818
Never been to five points cafe. Is it good? I imagine it's pretty overpriced, since it's in seattle, but I suppose it's ok to visit that kind of place every once in a while.
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>>53002709
They offered shelter in an actual shelter for homeless folks, and jobs to help them get back on their feet. Honestly if the cell block wasnt that bad I'd probably take that offer. Sounds comfy if you have a modicum of freedom

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I have heard your cries of grief and i present you 1 chance at a new life in a less technologically developed world that is dominated by magic and swords while also maintaining your memories.
If you want to be reincarnated there leave a reply to this post with a cheat ability of your choosing.
But be WARNED that you will die in your sleep tonight for the process to begin.
Chose wisely my children.
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i wanna live in this world; i want instantaneous regeneration from any wound no matter how severe without taxing my physical or mental shape in anyway and the ability of a master tactician that will increase my odds of survival 100 fold in any situation no matter how dire the situation may be
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>>53002452
ok cool, then for this first incarnation, I'll be the most renown explorer. and explore every inch of this new world. with all the time in the world, I'll find all your special triggers, no homo. just don't respawn me as whatever this world's yordle pls.
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>>53002514
Well boys I got what's basically an Iron Man suit so who wants to join me I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I get there but we can figure it out together maybe we'll make medieval avengers I don't know
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>>52999018
Just make me into some kind of weird-ass reality-warping entity, my dude.
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I want to be able to create my character this time. Especially looks. Please please please I hate this fucking world.
also can the fantasy world you want to reincarnate me into be the one I created in my head?

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What's worse? Being rejected or going through a break up? Sadly I only know number one but I want to know what it feels like at the other end of the spectrum

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>Enter thread
>Call random poster a tranny
>Leave
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>Get called a tranny
>Call the other poster a tranny everytime he replies to me until he gives up
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>>53002862
NOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T STEP ON ME, HINAKO
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>>53002883
>call a poster a tranny
>he calls me a tranny
>I call him a tranny again
>he calls me a tranny again
>repeat until thread hits the bump limit

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>join r9k discord server
>two days in, been polite and friendly
>actively being avoided
Why does this keep happening guys I thought we were all together
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>>53002721
>"So why did you join?"
>"I was allured by the promise of being bullied by the server's head honchos"
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>>53002721
Doesn't really matter why cliques get formed, problem is because of them, people get ignored or get special attention just because of who they are, and not because of what they do and say. And that is why imageboards are the only decent place to hang out.
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>>53002800
Aaah ooohh noo bro come on you're interpreting me wrong bro ahah sorry if I didnt articulate my thoughts right. Me and tha Boyzz are actually really nice and chill guys if you got to know us im sure youd get along ahah just hop on bro its easier to talk on discord u know lol
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>>53002393
You ended up joining a server with cunts m8, just how it is. Idk why people join retarded servers like that with a bunch of people. It's not possible to interact with a large group of people all at once and equally anyway, each person gravitates towards a few other people. Any more than about 4 is too much honestly
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Because deep down discordniggers and anons are opposites, something about dis >>53002438

If discordniggers post here its because they got bored of their discord niggerdom, but theire real home will be discord or pretty much anywhere with identities.

Dont worry, as a true anon I care about you, my brethen. I just suck at showing it I guess.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SIMP IN A CAGE
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>>53001354
i'm actually amused so good for her
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the delphine cucks that act like cucks getting cucked got cucked

who would have thought?
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>>53002525
She is dabbing on all the retards that liked her post it's kinda based but I'm allso dissapointed nice dubs btw.
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What compels a man to spend their money on Twitch thots and Instagram hoes? I can't fathom the sort of backwards-ass cuck logic that would make someone think "I'm going to give this stranger $300 so she'll say my username in one of her videos, then maybe she'll love me"
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>>53001354

The sheer brutality of this makes it fucking ART.

She is a Nietzschean superwoman. She is building an edifice of re-evaluated values on a foundation of sheer cruelty. SO FUCKING BASED.

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Do you think anti-SJWs and /pol/tards are just as annoying as actual SJWs?
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>>53001582
I think that's a pretty successful Reddit meme that some boards have already bought into, but overall no i don't think it has any truth in it.
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>>53001582
Both are retarded, yes.
>>53001618
And I suppose some are more equal than others, right? Fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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>>53001582
No I do not. While both autisticly screech, SJWs are the ones with power, they're influence is everywhere is seeping into all hobbies. I'll complain about /pol/ when I see people get lynched.
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>>53001582
Yes, now please
>>>/pol/
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>>53001582
They are both retarded, but I'm more concerned about the SJWs right now since they hold more established power.

How are you guys planning to kill yourself ?
also general suicide/depression thread
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Im on these drugs that regulation this condition i have and i have after 3 years i have to stop taking them or they'll shut down my kidneys but if i do i basically cant do anything, what would you do if you had 3 years left?
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i have planned to kill myself by the age of 44 no matter what but if i stay virgin then it might be sooner
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>>52999277
testing
212121222
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Can you imagine how he was feeling when he designed this?
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>>52999277
ill end up here someday i think

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I JUST TO WIN THE FUCKING LOTTERY SO I CAN STOP SLAVING MY FUCKING LIFE AWAY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Yes.
The probability is very small.

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It's regular r9k except we all post like we're in the Wild West. Welcome to Cowbots 9000.

Notable post:
> I was just over there in that neighbor town, Lincoln/b/erg, and I tell you what, they got somethin' of an uprisin' goin' on over there!! Yes sir seems like some young men took up arms 'cuz people were postin' porn-o-graphic all over the town! Ya couldn't hardly go 30 steps without runnin' into some. Not that I'm complainin' too much o'course.
>>tfw hookers only sleep with cowboys over six feet
what the fuck this game is rigged, pardner
>AY AY AY LOS TIPOS DEL NORTE NOS VAN A ROBAR LAS TIERRAS
QUE ALGUIEN LLAME AL PADRE, POR DIOS
>I might be interested in taking care of your fox problem, if you'd be so inclined as to let me. I was thinking a tendie per head of fox. Fair trade?

Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!TK4HnKhL!IvIY9u5wUROgBAW7i1GclA

Maps: https://imgur.com/a/UpJIVgG
https://imgur.com/a/4ox4jGD
https://imgur.com/a/7AaLDhw

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>>53001921
And howdy, You brought extra tents, right?
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>>53001949
just for you partner friend
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bumperoo fellers
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Some fucken faggot stole my pigs.
Should I try to kill him?
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>mfw some dirt sandspitter touches my iron

Can you believe this /c9k/? These fucking forasteros think they own the place




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