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>tfw 50% of her messages consist of "hahahaha"
why are girls so bad at talking, I always thought it's all they do
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>>46242688
>>46242733
Millenial women have even more skewed standards. Every girl from 3 out of 10 to 10 out of 10 expect perfect men, thanks to Disney movies
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>>46242805
>Take a little wisdom from this old ass song
I'm not listening to any of your shit. I'll be miserable but at least I have my pride.
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>>46242826
"Pride cometh before the fall"
lol enjoy your suffering and eternal loneliness due to warped standards
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>>46242857
I will, no matter how iniquitous my pride.
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>>46242805
Funny thing is I listened to this song and bought it. I got with a dog that had a fridge for a body and she still left me lol

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its vocaroo wednesday
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>>46243292
Do you ever top or mostly a bottom?
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>>46242396
You should consider becoming a trap the voice is perfect for it and if you did HRT could pass
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>>46243344
Just go on Grindr and save ya self from being rejected and you could also get laid
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>>46243344
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ilqGWbUf3V
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>>46243345
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1U39IdWPD6E
>>46243414
no, i must remain an ugly virgin straight male
>>46243430
i dont like men and not much interested in getting laid either, it would be nice tho
with a girl ofc

I just came back from the therapist for the first time and I feel like shit, I have shown to another person how much of a pathetic loser I am and I want to vomit. Is this gonna stop?
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suicide should definitely be considered more of an option for people without mental illness.
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>>46242006
this is the only type of socializing that you get.It's pretty much a substitute for rl socializing.There is a reason why normies love socializing 24/7
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>>46241495
>BPD
>killing animals

killing animals isn't a symptom of BPD
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>>46242183
he is right though.There is a difference between anti social and asocial and i bet you are the latter.Anyway,your therapist was retarded enough to just assume everyone is familiar with their lingo.
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>>46241102
>I told him I have social anxiety and he said that I should stop worrying about what other

I had a brother who told me about his time with a mental institution, the social worker basically admitted to him she thought they were all men who didn't grow up and she had disdain for them and he was surprised. She was getting off on being above the mentally ill people and considered them like retards.

Honestly I don't think we know how bad life is at the end of the day.

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>customers always upset and complain about their day
>try to help them look on the bright side of life
>they always just get more upset and even angry at me
>tfw someone complained about me to the manager because he thought I was making fun of him
>tfw I'm not allowed to spread optimism anymore and I just have to soak up negativity all day

He said he was almost in a car accident and I said at least no one has hurt. Is that a terrible thing to say? I just want people to be happy.
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>>46243409
People want sympathy, not solutions. Especially women.
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>>46243409
don't you always skip a fast as you can when an npc talks in a game? i do
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people are trash who will take the last light you have in your soul if you let them. learn to cheer up the right kind of people starting with robots and non normies

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>kid in class is mildly autistic or an aspie or some shit
>occasionally spergs out and has trouble keeping spaghetti in his pockets but has good looks
>qt3.14 girls get wet in his vicinity and call him "quirky" and "enigmatic"
>be me
>occasionally burst out laughing uncontrollably because I remember a joke or make one up in my head that others don't really find funny
>one time teacher asked me what was so funny and i say "hitlers son did nothing wrong"
>silence
>have learned to not talk about what I think to people anymore
>anyway I also have trouble concentrating and keeping still a lot of the time
>frequently mumble songs under my breath while slightly grooving to them
>girls either call me a retard, psychopath ,or in the best case, "special"
>why robots?
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that feeling when no respons

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Just watched the new season of Westworld on HBO. Anyone feel the similarities of Westworld and 4chan?
>People show their true selves when they are anonymous on the internet. Just like when they are at Westworld.
>if 4chan wanted, you could all be chat bots and I wouldn't know
This website isn't self-aware. I think something has free-will when its actions are unpredictable, even when its 'source code' is available.

Just felt like shooting the shit about AI, free-will, and consciousness
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westworld is for normalfags
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>>46242987
>honeypot designed to get people to make compromising statements that are logged along with their IP and other personally identifying info
This is also the plot of the current season of Westworld. They spend a season hunting down the customers' 'data', which is essentially recorded by chat bots.
Also, the chat bots become self-aware
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>>46243092

>This goes against the very nature of the psychotic times we live in.

Incredibly so, and especially through memes.
Basically when you see a meme, you either identify with it, or you don't.
If you don't identify with it, you disregard the meme.
If you do identify with it, it's typically shared.

This gets people on the internet to classify, separate, and regroup themselves.
People form their own collective echo-chambers of humor, dialogue, what unites them, and what separates their group from others.
The result is that for this current generation, identity itself is the primary political weapon of choice.

And it's also why a lot of people irl and on the internet gets "weird vibes" from 4channers.
We like all the memes. We throw away all the memes. We played with memes before they were even called memes. Cat pictures. Caturday. Captioned cat pictures. Demotivational posters. It all spawned from there, so to us this shit is nothing new.

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>>46242439
season 2 is beyond retarded. season 1 was kind of interesting, but i feel like its all gone to shit in season 2.
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>>46243350
4chan is much like a trickster god. Like loki, or some mythological fox.

Tricksters dont have identities, they can be anything they want depending on what suits them at the time. They can speak the truth and make eveyone mad. They dont actually believe in anything.

4chan is a collective of shadows, a shape shifting hivemind, a faceless entity that believes in everything and nothing.

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I got drunk last night and accidentally tried to hang myself, now I've got this big red mark around my neck. I don't want my mom to think I'm suicidal (i'm not), what do?
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>>46241843
tell us more op, please mate
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>>46241978
It's not much of a story but:

>last night like 8 pm
>have a beer, will stop at 2
>end up drinking like 5 I think and a shot
>laughing watching long long man commercial having fun by myself
>see tie hanging on this peg
>lets have some fun
>tie it up around peg and neck and sit down for as long as possible
>tie holds me up
>lack of oxygen makes it kindof fun like getting up too fast you get dizzy
>decide "fuck it let's go all the way" and take legs off floor completely and wait
>dunno how long I was like that
>remember I don't want to die

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>>46241843
>to think I'm suicidal (i'm not)

Doesn't sound like it, OP. Drunk actions are sober thoughts.
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>>46242375
Don't drink alone m8
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Turtleneck or scarf, say ur trying a new style

Write letters to people you love, hate, Anna, and Pretty Girl Grey Kitty Poppy.
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Just so you know, I'm not going anywhere.
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Mom, Dad, I'm very sorry for all the disappointment I've brought to you over the last 4 years. I know you still love me immeasurably and I know you still have nope that I'll turn out fine. I love you, I know I never say it but I love you more than anything in this world. I know how much you've sacrificed to provide a good life to me and lately I've been shitting on that. I really don't want to disappoint you any longer and starting from the moment I hit post, I'll work as hard as I can to fix my life and all the things I fucked up during the last few years. I want you to be proud of me. I love you.
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>>46242815
kinda a problem is it not
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>>46242815
initials please idiots
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>>46237131
mine is b

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If you can't even get the fat nerdy girl with glasses to be loyal and loving and not humiliate you publicly in 2018, what the fuck is the point of living when you're not the part of the upper 5% /r9k/?
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>>46242559
>nerd to an average robot
isn't this the same thing?
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And now, if he expresses his emotions, he'll just be ridiculed for being too sensitive, not trusting enough in his wife, etc.

Meanwhile if the scenario were reversed, and he had Christina Hendricks giving him a hug against those big tits while pushing her little nerdling ass aside, she would be throwing an apoplectic shit fit and calling every family and friend he knows to defame his character.
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>>46237270
>ugly girls cant be bitches
nigga u dum
that pic is a diamond though
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>>46237270
the sad thing is most of /r9k/ are too ugly to even be cucks because it still requires a girl to talk to you.
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This picture finally showed me that there is nothing for me in this world anymore. Thanks /r9k/.

I actually thought I looked decent enough to get a fat geek chick but nope.

My family says I'm too autistic to have a child, it's even in my special education iep to keep me cilbrate forever.
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I would put a baby in you if you'd want to rebel.
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That's sweet of you actually
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You're welcome. It's not really about the sex either. I just really badly want to be a father.

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I THINK I JUST ATE BROKEN GLASS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
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>>46243358
BUT I CAN'T TELL IF I ACTUALLY ATE IT OR NOT

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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you need to induce critical digestion by eating/drinking a lot of citrus fruit anything sour would do but you need to eat it constantly or in hugh bulks. also to give your stomach enough time to properly take care of the sharp edged of the glass and make it smooth and safe you can't poop for atleast 7 days. failure to follow this will cause you serious inner damage and you'll die from a septic wound in your gut.
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>>46243376
If it was so small that you couldn't tell if you ate it, you should be fine.
But go to a doctor anyways.
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>>46243387
This seems like sound advice, but I'm not a medical professional, like this anon.
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>>46243387
ARE YOU SERIOUS OR NOT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW

>>46243402
OH YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT FUCKING IDEA IF I WANT TO END UP BROKE AND IN A PSYCH WARD

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>"And then I said to anon:
>"Mommy loves you and your brother Chad equally!"
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>>46241378
I would but he's currently 8 and I live in no-guns. Best I can do is take him to the range when he's 12.
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>>46241074
>Brother sticks up for you
>"See, this is why Chad is my favorite son!"
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>>46239089
Both my brothers are just as virginal as me and their both older. Honestly, I would rather I had Chad brothers. Having three robot sons probably kills my parents.
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>>46239089
Moms outright told me I'm her favorite. Multiple times. Probably said it to one of the other ones, but hey, I don't care, she's a whore.
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>>46242695
is that you Peter

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So what you didnt get lucky?
Wasnt born as attractive or had some awful shit happen in your life?

We will all die out someday like nothing ever happened

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HOLY FUCK HE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE
>HE'S DROPPING A NEW ALBUM "BORN AGAIN"
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>>46241674
>CNN
Kill yourself buddy
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>>46242405
Ofc its fake lmfao i cant even tell if ur joking
Though this was the last pic of him taken alive I think
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>>46242405
don't listen to that other fag
he's alive and well just like tupac and zyzz
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>>46243217
I think you mean Biggie and Aniki
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This picture has actually been taken in the motorcycle shop he went out just before his death.

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>tfw can't stop watching WMBF interracial porn
i-it's not m-meant to be this way


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