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Post your recent feelings here. Good or bad.
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yeah, and? this is a feeling thread anon.
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Friendly Reminder:

Avatarfagging is against the rules!
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Only if it's the same character.

When will these newposters learn?
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I had these fancy chocos from a chocolate store the other week, there was a really good strawberry cream filled one. I want one of those.
Let's go get some for both of us.

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>be me 29 khhv
>no degree
>no driving license
>no useful skills
>no social skills
>no friends irl
>no purpose in life
>no ambitions since I can remember
>wagecuck job
>no constructive hobbies
>no motivation to improve
>hate myself
>consider myself as rock bottom tier
>still alive with no reason

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The legend of army man
Chapter one - the takeover of political incorrectness

>be me
>Be 15
>dislike political correctness in school
>English class speeches
>realize that other people hate political correctness too
>create plan for speech
>tranny = disabled speech
>theres a vote for the speech
>winner gets to Present infont of whole school
>class agrees to all vote for the speech
>say that tranny = disabled and win the vote
>get cheering and clapping from class

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You must be the hero I've needed my whole life. Please give part two!
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soon as part 2 goes live it'll be on r/greentext
Is OP kill?!

The teachers union and antifa got to him before he could finish :(
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Bumping so I can post on r/greentext

>tfw you can't even introduce yourself
What am I supposed to say other than my name? Age? Hobbies? Nationality? How many chocolate bars I ate this month? I need answers...
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>lot of s's, r's and k's in my name
>don't have any speech impediments but still always mess it up when introducing myself
It's fucking embarrassing when you can't even pronounce your own name properly
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My name is E..

Ha it rhymes with anus.
I always despised uranus jokes because I was a victim of that joke.

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Freshly baked edition
keep it comfy
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I never understood this. The 4 guys (minus Neil maybe) are about as far from normie as you can get. But all the Brads and Tracys at my sixth form loved it, while spending their days ridiculing people who could have been characters on the show. Fucking normies ruin everything

What's the best britcom ever lads? My money's on The Office, never gets old for me.
But I'm not gay lad
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lmao, still love the guy
friendly reminder there is nothing gay about having gay sex
because they love laughing at us, thats why

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>tfw never used social media
>tfw people look at me like a weirdo when I say I don't use it
Why the newer generations are becoming more and more brain dead?
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There were a lot more niches where you could escape normies though after that. You got to talk to people far more intelligent than you'd ever meet in the real world. To debate with them you had to become an expert and read up on things. While reading their posts you learned a lot about the subjects.
Not every country was developed the same speed in using the internet you inbred retard

Leave it for the normalfags, robots don't need that shit.
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>everyone using social media on their phone
>people will think i'm doing the same
>i'm actually playing subway surf
I hate social media just because it destroyed the concept of privacy. The oversharing culture shitholes like fagbook pushed onto us made people think of privacy as something only for deviants and other "bad" people. It's literally the reason why the societal response to the NSA spying shit seems to be an overwhelming "meh".

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Why are women so fucking pathetically oblivious to the fact that they age like milk? Look at pic related for example, 50+ year old wearing teenager's clothes.
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This is the last post i made ITT retard. But go ahead and tell yourself whatever will make you sleep well tonight.
>count the replies and the treats it's only off by a bit or can a retard like you even count?
Do you even English? I literally can not even understand what did you mean by that gibberish. Not even trying to use it as an argument.
>Do you even English?
>I literally can not even understand what did you mean by that gibberish

You really can't make this shit up.
I can not into English, because it's not my native tongue, yet you still understood what I meant there. It's not my fault English is so different to my native language in terms of past present and future describing sentences.
Either way I can't even understand what that dude meant by his post so it's a night and day difference.
>if she works hard to keep it, she should be able to show it off.

Lmao her clothes aren't doing her any favors at all. It actually makes her face look older because you expect a teenage face.

She would be a pretty good MILF if she dressed her age.

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Well I was really looking forward to this game, but now that they've bowed to sjws they're just gonna get more and more shit. They showed weakness and sjws are gonna take advantage of that.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
They made a stupid joke and they acknowledged it. You're now literally one of the unironic "gamers rise up" advocates.
They made a joke about attack helicopters and gender
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This happens with everything. It's a slippery slope. Give in to one demand and apologize and before you know it every character is a gay trans furry.
>joke making fun of triggered SJWs
>transfurry SJW gets triggered by said joke
Twitter is pathetic
Who the fuck cares about anyone's gender? I only want to buy the game and play it. Even if it's multiplayer who the fuck cares who you are irl, just play ffs

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Post yfw its becoming fall
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perfect time for some black metal desu senpai
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t.diagnosed with muh depression and winter is my favourite season
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its time to finally enjoy the outdoors and go for some scenic hikes without it being 100 degrees
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I like the cold
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Fall is my favorite season but where did spring and summer go

feels like christmas was last week

Who here is trying to gain or lose weight? What are you doing for it?
Currently 125 pounds at 6', horribly underweight. I have noodle arms and chicken legs, I look unreal. Eating breakfast that should be over 1000 calories. I am tired of feeling so small and weak.
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You should seriously stop dude.. I've gone through that and losing that weight is horror+leaving stretch marks
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I feel sorry for you anon!
It's generally sad that so many Americans get raised fat...
Eh, I don't mean it sounds great, but it's at least better than your body being permanently destroyed and looking like a melted candle like me.

Also, try shoving food into a blender. It's easier to drink your calories. You can use peanut butter and stuff to easily add tons of calories.
Thanks, anon. It is sad so many are raised fat and really don't have a chance to live healthy in their most important years for development. I feel really bummed out when I see so many overweight children here. It's incredible how bad this country has become in only a few decades.
im 218 lbs 6'2. i was 250 lbs at the start of summer and ive been trying to lose weight. i should be 180 lbs, but my goal is to at least drop below 200. my strategy is to eat out less, stop drinking soda, and i walk home from work at least 4 times a week, which is a 65 minute walk.

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i just want to cuddle and read him a book edition

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>Apart from the semi-smarmy bit though.
in the cutest of the slightestly sassy ways tho, I just meant a sexy kind of zest and confidence, an innocent smugness
Your parents just randomly snoop around in your sock drawers?
>of someone else doing things to my dick just isn't appealing
try to express why its not appealing? Because you want to be submissive? And deny yourself? You think they will only like and tolerate you if you are not so greedy as to want your penis pleasure too? If you liked a guy, loved a guy, you wouldnt like him to play with your penis, because.......? Try to express, not just, its not appealing, why, what about it, what would be the harm, you would tell him to stop?
what state is this in? you have bullet proof glass? Any sketchy stories? What are some of the coolest items youve seen?
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every other day seems to be about my minimum right now. every two days sounds pretty good, thats just a bit more. I drink a lot of water as is! I think even with playing, a boyfriend is probably completely different.

I think even people who have a lot of that stuff hide it even if nobody will find it, its just decency to anyone that visits. Obtaining it is only hard if its delivered to the house yeah. I don't think hiding it is pathetic.

No, they don't come into my room very often. It's mostly paranoia from childhood for me

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How would you feel if your girlfriend bought a sex toy for a guy friend?

I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years now and we have been talking about marriage. I told him I wouldn't mind marrying him. Now... I have a guy friend who I used to let grope me. This was back before I was dating my boyfriend. I would let him play with my breasts because he is my best friend and he is still a virgin. He never got to see my bare breasts but I did allow him to feel me under my bra and put his face on my breasts and whatever he liked. It never got any more sexual than that . Since I'm about to make a full commitment to my boyfriend I am thinking of getting a parting gift for my best friend. I want to give him some fake boobies to play with since he will be officially banned from playing with my breasts once I'm married. I hope that is a sex toy or something that will feel realistic enough for him. I might even get him a fleshlight too.
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yeah, just openly admit to him that you help another man get off for a few years now and let him kick you the fuck out before he'll drown in the hell that is marriage with a whore, unless he's a cuck ofc
You're fucking retarded. That shit doesnt just go away unless you turned into a totally different person personality and visually wise. He just knows it wont happen so he lied to you so you dont think anything of it

I don't understand this reasoning. I wasn't dating my boyfriend when I was helping my best friend get off. I had other boyfriends and had sex with them. My boyfriend had a sexual history too and I'm fine with that.
>he will be officially banned from playing with my breasts once I'm married
So he still does it even though you have a bf you fucking slut?
is he fine with letting another man use his property to get off, you dumb used cunt? just don't tell him shit until you marry cause you're about to hit the wall, and then only bottom of the barrel cucks will want to be within 20 meters of you. do you understand the reasoning now?

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do ledditors really speak like this?
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"FUCK DRUMPF!!!" should be somewhere up there.
Why is saying y'all suddenly a Reddit term now? I've always said it because I genuinely say it in real life. Fucking northerners.
pIease, do not.
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I hate redditors so goddamn much.

yeah, but reddit is a shit site. what did you expect. their system is flawed at the core

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>oh, look who's just woken up, come on anon, stick your tongue out, we ain't gonna lick ourselves you know
what do?

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Dreadful questions.

>"so what are you're hobbies, anon?"
>"why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"What are you're goals, anon?

What are some dreadful questions you get, anons?
I have Asperger Syndrome. I just give people the same answer for everything.
these threads are called bone chilling sentences newfren
My opinions are so absurd and unsupportable to the outside world that every question seems like a hit peice .

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