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> *stares at you on the train*
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*mocking stares back with the same pose*
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>stare back until one of us stops
I never lost a staring contest on public transport
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>stares out the window
>if window blocked by people then stare into the floor instead
>observes reflections of qts from windows when high level of courage

This is the only way to act of public transport, making eye contact with a female or anyone else for that matter makes everything 78.63% more awkward for the duration of that ride.
>*stare back for a while, try to beat her at her own game*
>*get uncomfortable and break away first*
>*post about it on /r9k/*
There is a reason why men have always been above women in nearly every society in all of history, in all religion, in all of business history and most of social and economic levels. Its because its down to the human nature of men being more driven, more focused, more rutheless and overall stronger mentally and physically than women. Men and women can never be equal, if equal pay comes in for all then its a level playing field and an employer will almost definitly pick to employ a male over a female (due to above facts of nature) and possibly render women out of the job market all together.

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How's uni anons? How was your break, or is yours still going? Ready to finish the semester? Things already gone with no hope of recovery?
My light at the end of the tunnel is possibly transferring to a different school
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so what? just ignore him
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Best advice I can give is if you aren't able to make friends and hate social stuff, just shut down and go full machine
Go to class, do schoolwork, sleep, and vidya or 4chan.
Don't get emotional.
I'm in year 3 and just now beginning to speak to people. Eventually your classes will get smaller, youll recognize people, and speak to them during group work
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I gave up CS for a job in CS. We'll see how far my high school diploma gets me.
You can do it anon!
accounting senior here, yeah it's incredible how normie everybody is, a little sad desu
Go to UTA if your going MechE. They have a great Racing Team that'll land you. A job easy

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Am I the only one hear who is addicted to watching videos of people squeezing pus out of their skin
I thought only normie women were into that disgusting shit
Same, I like getting them. If I knew how to make pimples on purpose I'd have so many scars on my body
Yesterday I ripped the bathroom apart looking for my blackhead remover kit so I could watch coils of pus erupt from my nose like a volcano
I also used a pair of pliers to extract some. I squeezed my nose with them until my entire nose turned yellow
I greatly enjoyed popping the many pimples I got as a teen, however do not enjoy the excessive scarring I was left with.

>Alright anon, we're away from the party. What did you want to tell me?

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A mutt
>confess that I have a nickname for her
>count boobula
sissyfags are cancer but this post made me laugh
"Look Stacy, those jugs and my dick both need a milking, so let's skip the games and do this."
>Nuh uh, i stopped lactating 2 weeks ago, but they just didn't shrink down

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>28-year-old brother has been blasting the same 2 dozen songs from his room for years and years

I think it's broken something inside of me. Anyone else have to deal with some real shit at home?
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>2 dozen songs
>real shit

come on bro you know this isnt even close to real shit

try having drugs, extreme emotional manipulation, betrayal, shit like that is real shit
Take whatever he plays songs on and change some names

Originator perpetrater
Had same thing with my dad, we had a home theatre, and he had a mic, and he like to sing, and likes to do it early in the morning. I asked dad to soundproof my room. Fortunately he did it. My mom's kinda stays away from the house after enduring around 20 years of the same, old songs.

So probably best way is to let your brother know how shitty this is. Better yet, just show him this thread.

Everyone have different kinds of shit to deal with, anon. What OPs going through is not to be taken lightly. Imagine starting everyday hearing the shit again and again and again. It will ruin your day.

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ITT we pretend we're on /b/ in 2009
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gtfo ur not an oldfag

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I am a very small girl, I just turned 18. I am poor and have no way to better my current situation. I was on craigslist to find jobs, and I found one that fit a girl of my look for modeling. This person contacted me and had me do normal poses, but slowly started asking me for more risque stuff until I was completely nude. Then he started asking me for sexual stuff. he offered me a lot of money for this, enough to put me through school. We decided to meet up but I had to cancel to take care of my sick younger sibling. He got angry and told me he wouldnt give me the money until I forced something inside myself. He continued to make these for days until I finally just quit decided I dont care about the money, I was being turned into nothing and I hate sex. He threatened me so much after that. I had to delete everything. I know >you got what you deserved roastie whore
is coming but I just feel so scared and alone. The only place I have to tell is you r9k.
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this go whore yourself out at >>>/soc/ sloot.
I don't feel at all bad about girls like this. you tried to use men's sexuality to gain an unfair advantage in life, if someone takes advantage in turn you really have no one to blame but yourself. either be a good whore or get a real job like men do
Yes I meant 5 6 my apologies
I might know his name and can recover my email but Im not sure I want this attached to me.
Bronchitis. Went to the ER once for a serious episode.
Thank you, I dont want anything like this again.
Thank you, I will be weary.
>I'm a strong independent women
>and yet I need money
>I'm going to whore myself

You're a fucking whore, kill yourself. At least the girls I work with aren't like you. You fucking whore ass.
>whore yourself on /soc/
>hope he rapes you

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good afternoon r9k
i just wanted to give you all a reminder that uh
sticc > thicc

that is all thank you
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God tier.
Nigger shit taste tier.
Thank you for posting some common sense. I swear robots have shit taste in women
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What the fuck is it with niggers and thicc grills it is disgusting
Hello e-friend I'm gonna need more goth sticc qts ty ty
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yes I'd say a decent amount of robots are woke but I do see the thicc stuff being pushed quite a bit too

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>dick is barely 1.5 inches flaccid
>but 7 inches erect
>also I have a tight sack
Why are you doing this to me, god? I just want a god damn bulge so women can check it out ffs. It's not like I'll ever get a woman to see me naked and erect
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I'm sad and frustrated pls reply
Stuff a stuffed animal down your pants
the secret is to be constantly erect like me
seems within normal bounds to me
not like womyn can accurately judge penis size at a glance anyway, let alone through pants

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> this sticc qt gets harassed on public transport by tyrone*
w-what do?!

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>checking out items at the grocery store
>qt3.14 cashier with short hair looks completely miserable
>"hey uhh... i-if you want i could just u-use the self-checkout..."
>she stares blankly and goes "ok"
>"i don't wanna offend you or anything, it's just that you look pretty tired and probably don't wanna deal with a-another customer"
>she stares blankly again and says "doesn't matter to me"
>"o-ok then"
>take my items and go to the self-checkout lane

Alright you dumb bitch fuck off then fucking slut, I tried helping you out but fuck you, that's the last time I try being nice to a normie piece of shit
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Any wagies here who know what schedules cashiers have? What's the most devastating time for them to get pissy customers?
Depends. Sometimes they can work 8 hours or they could be part time and only working 4-6 hours. And for time they can be working whenever pretty much. If theyre working late they could be working till 10 or probably 11 though.
>been on 4chan since 2007
It's okay you did your best anon
You're taking this way out of context OP. She literally doesn't care, because it's her job and the only thing she can do there. She's just going to sit there until the next customers come a long. She was likely bored, so whether or not she has to move her arms a bit to scan things or do absolutely nothing doesn't matter to her. It's all equally boring to her.

I doubt she was trying to be rude. She's pretty much just saying that's it's not something you need to worry out because it makes no difference in the end.
Damn please share all your thoughts on /b/ edgefag

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do femanons seriously expect they're able to keep a bf if they don't do anal??
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Lmao. She's the opposite of him. tfw no bum bum gf to put in her doo doo box
Men are latent gays
enjoy that poop dick anon
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>enjoy that poop dick anon

no problem if the girls has a healthy diet, poopdick is mostly an american/british thing
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>a bf if they don't do anal??
What kinda anal are we talking about OP?

hiii anon!
didn't expect to see you here
just doing my weekly shopping
Holy shit, you look older than my mom.

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>Hey fembot, come eat my ass while I play path of exile.
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What? Know what?
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Why would I choose a flat assed guy over this?
Yea stop being vague and pretentious, tell us what you're talking about retard
speak for yourself boy
....that is flat

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>some dude asks what music im listening to
>show him
>says its weird
>ask him what he's into then
>plays rap
all I could do was laugh. Something is wrong with you if you think rap is actually good.
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You don't deserve to breathe.
>his argument only works if i'm actually european
if you're white and not european then you likely live in a country that is already mixed or soon to be mixed anyway, so it still works lol
i agree
red flag for me
>not mentioning bone thugz n harmony
i know you said you could go on for days but bone thugz n harmony is an essential when it comes to melodic rap
the only "argument" here that is relevant or matters it that all rap music is bad and made for la creatura.
i literally just forgot everything else you said because it doesn't matter kek.

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