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I need to kill myself
but i have no guns
other methods just suck ass
why was i put in this predicament?
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>>83646768
>truly suicidal
The truly suicidal people are already dead anon...
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>>83646339
Same. I was thinking of starving myself because I heard you only feel like shit in the beginning, but I don't know if it's true. I mean, your organs shutting down has to hurt.
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>>83647024
i tried doing that but it didn't really work out
right now it's impossible
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>>83646389
you ever just go up to some people and ask them to kill you? everyone is freaked out by it. the cops will hesitate, and even nigger thugs will be like "ayo chill, i dont want that blood on my hands. you need help". even the most vile people (niggers) dont have the heart to just kill someone. it's ironically one of the best ways to deal with a robber. it's to just go full "whatever i have nothing to lose anyway but if you try me i will kill you for it". everyone fears the man with nothing left to lose and is actively seeking death
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>>83648141
This ain't a movie. If someones a sociopath murderer and you go ask him to kill you, he will kill you there and then without paying any heed to what you say.

Even I'd put them down without any delay. Because if he's suffering and wants to die, I would gladly help him out and end his pain.

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Have fembots ever been cucked by their male crushes?
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Why are they on a halo?
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>>83646447
Handsome, tall, physically fit, charismatic and outgoing. Pretty typical I think. But he just sees me as his loser femcel friend and roomie.
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>>83646082
have you considered becoming as attractive as them? maybe losing some weight, putting on some make up and styling your hair? unlike real incels, femcels can actually do something about their shit tier genetics
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>>83648170
I've tried different things but none of it worked. Even basically sexually assaulting him, still nothing
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>>83645534
That Ginger is Chief only though,

I think femboy lovers can be considered a subspecies of bisexuals
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or the wokies were right and gender is a spectrum, not a binary.
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>>83648135
yea but we dont need names for each
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>>83648142
i agree. naming every experience we have just detracts from our uniqueness and consqeuently value as human beings.
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>>83648135
no they were wrong. panderdragonqueerkin and the like is still not real.

girly boys/eununchs have been a thing for centuries.

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Do you believe in white privilege?
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It's a thing, they are just dumb, dumb whitecels
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>>83648094
oops forgot my picture of myself
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there is no such thing as white privilege. there is privilege of the ingroup, of the social majority, to say that white people are privileged in the rural islands of the pacific is lunacy, to say white people are privileged in the industrial areas of china is idiocy. the populous group is the privileged group by virtue of social cohesion.
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>>83648076
>Do you believe in white privilege?
definitely.
ive made friends and stuff who I know only talked to me because I was white
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>>83648076
privilege exists but the way people talk about it is retarded
it's like some big gay cope why they are a failure type shit

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I've rejected 4 zoomettes in the last month because I'm only attracted to millennial chicks
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>>83647862
Which do you consider zoomettes and which millennials?
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>>83647862
Op sees rejecting them as being to nervous to say hi to the zoommettes working the drive thru
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>>83647980
i guess you just got good vibes dude, that's why you're drowning in pussy
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I've rejected several millennial chicks because I'm only attracted to zoomettes
too bad they aren't attracted to me
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>>83648140
>good vibes
only for zoomettes unforch
millennial shawties aint feelin a young nigga
>>83648123
generally agreed upon cutoff year between millennial and gen Z is 1996

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ITT: we bitch and moan about being seemingly un-hireable. I'll start.

I can't seem to get hired what the fuck
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>>83645355
Actually somewhat Sensible
>>83645370
Damn RIP anon. I thought I had it bad
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>>83645322
12 years of school
people have to do 12 years of school
if you told this to a person from 200 years ago they'd think society is full of really brilliant people
so imagine their shock when they'd realize society is still stupid and that knowledge is fuck-all useful for actual adulthood.
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>>83645330
Are you telling me you singlehandedly keep the global balance? Based if so
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It's so bad in about to apply to McDonald's. Shit man
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>>83645322
I went to a temp agency and im hoping they get back to me with something, i will literally take any job at this point
>also mfw i get ask email from a recruiter

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https://www.vice.com/en/article/woman-tried-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-shark-and-lost-both-hands/
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>>83646949
Whenever I'm feeling depressed about life I rejoice in the fact that all my life experience has shown me time and time again that stupid people ruin their own lives. They never actually have a good life no matter how much they may pretend or how much temporary gain they may receive like money or cooperation they always in the end ruin their life to the point of total futility. Which to that I say good fuck em suffer.
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>>83646995
>YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE STRUCK BY A COMET THAN BITTEN BY A SHARK ACCORDING TO THE FINEST MINDS AT REDDIT UNIVERSITY
>DON'T BE BIGOTED
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>>83646995
You don't get it annon, all those (white) men on the beach, she felt safer with the shark (she wasn't but facts don't trump feelings) so its again your fault, also be prepared to fight rape accusations as you touched her (pulling her out) without enthusiastic consent. (Proof in court will be her disstressed screams)
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>>83647780
>pic

Yes because its track 2 in track 2 its future nigger doing all that.
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>>83646949
Stuff like this always makes me think my life isn't that bad.

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picrew thead?
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2814100
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2615986
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1469769
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1868017
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>>83647654
>you look like you have a penis fetish
no statement....
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little do yk these glasses are fake..
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>>83647550
picrews are all faggy it's an occupational hazard. you look like you're about to deliver important information about an asteroid headed towards earth. yippee!
>t. hippie dippie
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>>83647959
super super cute,,
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>>83648040
>an asteroid headed towards earth.
If only we could be so fortunate my hippie brethren

well... what's your response?
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>>83644060
You simply reply
>oo oo ah ah *throws feces at you*
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>>83647443
>Men want to chase they don't want us to steal their glory or offend their masculinity
Most of the men in this thread have never chased in their life. Taking anything away from a sample of degenerates as fact is fuckin' stupid. But you're a retarded troon fishing for (You)s anyway, so rope.
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a blow job is a blow job, it's not going to suck itself
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>>83644060
Grug remember
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>>83644070
FUcking A. Anon should've send this with the sheldon image.

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This is my own personal 9/11

>go to cafe often
>new girl started working there, mixed race stunner, definitely a white father
>she smiles at me very broadly each time i interact with her
>second day I see her working there decide im gonna shoot my shot because its more awkward if I wait longer
>ask her for her number
>"oh thats so cute but, I think youre too old for me, how old are you?"
>im 25
>"oh um I thought you were 30, but im 18, sorry its too much gap"
>oh sorry, I get it, have a good day!
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FML

This is officially it, im old, im decrepit, im now too old to crush 18yo pussy and its time to kill myself.


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>>83647891
that's not true, the black women who prefer white men over black men like them because they're less rude and aggressive and more respectful
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>>83647704
thx anon :3
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>>83646971
Bear in mind most people also let themselves go after college, or right around their early to mid 20s. You can coast by for a bit but by the time you are in your 30s your age will catch up with you if you refuse to take care of your body. You can usually reverse aging to an extent while youre still young especially but better to start those healthy lifestyle choices sooner rather than later.
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>>83646518
>ignore women your own age
>cry when young women reject you
karma
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>>83646518
op is a race mixing degenerate

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what is the level of IQ of someone that flicks off a person, much less an inanimate object?
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>>83644151
>flips it off for updoots
>no vandalism
>no stealing the sign
>no shooting the lower right side of the sign
Back in the Floyd days, I saw opponents taking action against the propaganda, why don't they do this? Have they been castrated?
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>>83644151
>fat
>brown
>short
>low iq
>probably illegal or an anchor baby
Gross
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>>83644151
that looks very swollen is he okay
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>>83644382
>grok whats the significance of this symbol
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>>83648147
Fidget spinner of peace

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Robot furniture/room thread, I guess.
What do you guys sit in all day? I imagine most of us just have a computer chair and bed, but surely there have to be a few robots who use sofas or armchairs?
I'm trying to buy something new for my TV seat, since my old chair (pic related) broke this morning. They offer a newer version at IKEA but it's almost triple the price and still has the same shit tier weight rating (242lbs "normal load" which assuredly can't account for having to throw all body weight on the arms to stand up from less than a foot off the ground)
I can't afford much and it seems like most stuff is fucking expensive and uncomfortable... Plus I'll need to be able to fit it in my small car and carry it up a narrow staircase to get it indoors.
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>>83645354
I have a chair like that as my computer chair. Don't buy the Ikea chair that was designed by some Japanese idiot who put a wooden bar accross the back rest so that its edge burrows into your back and begins to hurt like hell if you sit in it for too long.
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>>83648088
The one with the bar across the back is the Poang, the Pello was an older design that has an open frame covered by a membrane sling.
If anything I'd assume the extra bar makes it more durable. And how the hell are you using a chair 10" off the ground for a desk?
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>>83648098
I don't have a desk. I'm not an office worker.
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>>83648106
You called it your computer chair.
Do you really think people only have desks in offices?
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>>83648117
Yes, it's my computer chair. I don't think people only have desks in offices, I think people think you can only have computers on office desks when it's not true. It's even foolish to have one on the office desk because the office desk was not designed for using a computer and a lot of people get various ailments from using a computer at a desk because it causes tension in your body. The office desk was designed for paperwork and works great for that but for using a computer there are much better alternatives. Especially for home entertainment a big screen on a tv stand and a comfy armchair in front of it trumps any kind of desk.

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This guy was considered hot in the 1980's
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>>83646881
Being in a successful movie does that to you. Like that meme about the girly in the same movie that suddenly became a common fantasy

Closer example is the twilight guy
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*click*
*dial tone*
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>>83646881
It was more about the attitude. They cast him as a hot guy so he acted like a hot guy and became a hot guy.
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why were women not so slutty in the past. i suppose they always were, but i've been given the impression that they're unbelieveable whores these days, i guess im coomerbrained by the internet
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Yeah but now men look like failed women

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>be me
>hate plankton
>not the cartoon one the real ones
>wake up scroll phone see post about saving the ocean
>mentions plankton are important
>immediately annoyed
>how are microscopic dots running the planet
>google plankton
>learn they produce oxygen
>hate them more
>why are invisible specs doing more than me
>read plankton are base of food chain
>so everything depends on them
>of course it does
>go outside breathe air

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i don't like tally hall either but i don't make long green texts about them
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plankton are harmless though

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suicide is literally the only thing that occupies my mind anymore lmao


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