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>parents hosting a christmas party
>bunch of people going to be here later today
>likely will be forced to interact with them
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>>41806214
Ah fuck.

The anxiety is kicking in, thanks a lot anon.
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>be polish
>fuckton of family members you don't even know are invited
>you're supposed to act like you know them
>tradition to share the wafer with members of your family and make wishes
>they've been wishing me to get a gf for few years now
>have to come up with bullshit to say to people you don't even know
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'd say just don't go. Call your folks, say you've got the flu or something and say you don't want to spread it around. Or that you're already busy.

Or, if they're your parents friends only, just say you don't know them and to just enjoy themselves and to say "Hi" from you.
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>>41805708
It's ok little buddy, you got this
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>>41808746
can you read? they're coming to his house

Why is syntribation (crossed legs masturbation) so hot to watch?
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>>41807250
shit man idk is it? post vids
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>>41807250
i actually masturbated like this throughout most of my childhood. weird shit.
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>>41808640
same here. for some time i didn't know it actually was a mastubatuion, so i did it in front of other people.
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Don't know if it's hot for guys to watch, but holy fuck it feels good

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how do you even get a personality?
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Would also like to know this. It's weird not having any answer when someone asks what your favorite band, movie, or TV show is.
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>>41808682
Having favorite pieces of media is literally the opposite of having a personality you idiot

>tfw fuckboi legs
JUST
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>>41806700
Disgusting
Either start running or start lifting
You'll be alright
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thicc
origanoli
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>>41806700
gee i wonder where this fatass is from
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>>41806700
>Unironically using the term "fuckboi"
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Absolutely positively disgusting man

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Welcome to the /r9k/ Secret Santa Thread!
Previous thread: >>41797433

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
-----------------------------
FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will any of the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.

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>>41808591
YES ASSIST WITH MY PLANS :^)
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>>41808622

I know they're around somewhere, just have to look a little harder. Thank you anon, you made me blush like a faggot, but thanks. Bless you too and I hope your holidays don't suck.

>>41808594

Post your list, maybe I can help you out and feel a little less alone for a few days. :3
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>>41808728
you'd better immortalize those moments on video
stretchlord needs to be world famous
i can help with editing
>>41808749
yes
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>>41808789
I'm sensing a nice little collaboration coming on here, what kind of editing do you do anon?
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>>41808763
Are you sending hookers his way?

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SKHREEEEeEHHHHHk SKRRRRRRAAAAhh
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>>41808571
i duno i think shes got a rly weird chin personally n looks mousey as they say
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>>41808432
Because /b/ will ruin it harder than here. And ive never been on soc before.
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>>41808780
not like this thread is good anyway, and /soc/ is made for this kind of stuff, posting pics of ppl etc
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>>41808473
I like this assessment, it's tru
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>>41808473
This sinopsis is pure intensity!

Thanks anon

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>not even an hour into waking up and I'm already high as fuck
Am I destroying my brain?
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>>41807926
Lmao holy shit man thats out there dude
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>>41807370
Extremely heavy use (about everyday for a few years) can lower your IQ by 8 points. Memory also goes to shit.
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>>41807812
It sounds like you may just be a pussy dude.
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>>41807370
>Am I destroying my brain?

You're already retarded
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>>41808070
why?

originalll comment dfssdffdsdsf

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/v/ is reliving the golden days, lets see if there are still any pre-mobile posters here.
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fbf was my jam
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el classico
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2010 is gone my friend..... it's time to move on
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>>41807428
No. I support this renaissance. Nuchan is dogshit. Bring back oldchan.
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>>41808601
Not sure about that man. The whole advice dog thing lead to the crap the normies call memes now. Those imbeciles think meme means image macro.

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Sccchrtzzz-
Beep boop. The Robot Pairing Protocol has resumed service.

All machine-related entities seeking cooperative efforts to complete any and all tasks should fill out the below form and submit it into this thread.

Should you believe yourself suitable for a below applicant, please provide a form of contact. You are free to use the thread to make discussion before initiating private contact.

Matchmaking services are currently automated.

Application Below:

>Birth Sex
>Current Years of Life
>Name your Top Five Interests and/or Hobbies
>Current Country

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>>41808564
mostly strategy and /egg/ games
i listen to everything desu, but i like rock/new wave the most
i don't read much manga (usually pick something up if i liked the anime)
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>>41808659
What's your Steam or Discord or whatever
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>>41808697
steelies#3034
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>Birth Sex
Male
>Current Years of Life
22
>Name your Top Five Interests and/or Hobbies
Video games
Television
Cooking
>Current Country
Netherlands
>Race and/or Ethnicity
White (mixed but 3/4th white)
>Height
180 cm ish / 5'11 ish
>Weight

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>>41807416
>Male
>25
>Cooking, music, lifting, psychology, movies/series, people, counting incorrectly
>Belgium
>White af
>6'1
>170-175 low bf
>Looking for an online friend/mentor/accountavility buddy (my current friends suck ass at this pary) and maybe a relationship? Never tried anything online and my dating/relationships irl are always fucked up.
>I'm online most days of the week, but only come here once a week on average
>Be open, funny, preferably someone who has experienced some shit. I find it hard to deeply connect with people who've had it easy. It's not that I can't stand them it's just that they've lived life on ez-street and lack life experience I find fundamental to have a true feeling of empathy.

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1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Use a name in the namefield.
3. Share a problem, ask a question.
4. Get feedback from others and/or myself.

Theme song:
https://youtu.be/DE5DXUfX0cc
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>>41808398
2. op is a fag
3. op is a fag
4. op is a fag
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any advice to stop sleeping all the time? i get 7+ hours of sleep at night, yet i still come home and nap for hours.

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I an going to start organizing my memes.
How to do it better and faster?
Wish me luck
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Got nudes of her OP?
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>>41808548
dump your meme folder and we'll help
I also request nudes as payment
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>>41808730
hnngg she's very nice.
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>>41808777
yes I do,
as original as it sounds
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>>41808818
Only lewd pics I have on my PC/phone are of her so you would not be interested.

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Why aren't you sad cucks into buddhism?
>let go of all attachments (y'all lames don't have shit anyway)
>let go of desire (never be frustrated ever again)
>be your own best friend (loneliness is an illusion)
>be at one with your animal spirit (self-consciousness is a disease)
>die happy (all that really matters)
well?
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>>41807354
>getting triggered by text
How un-Buddhist can you get?
I am only telling you what this word you keep using means, so that you can stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>41807373
I am not a fucking Buddhist, retard.
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>>41807339
How do you know what the Buddha said when the Buddha lived a very long time ago? To presume this is to surrender your own faculties of reason. The very faculties the Buddha used to reach enlightenment.
You argue from authority and from platitudes. You poor deluded fool, I follow the true Buddhism, while you follow the lies that perpetuate your suffering.
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>>41799353
Do you think Buddhists allow Christian beliefs? Do you think Buddhists frown upon Christian beliefs? For me, Christianity gives me a feeling of security and ultimate resolution when everything becomes too much. It makes the anxiety and suffering less vast, taking away the feelings of deep anguish, despair, shame and guilt, less random. Even IF the promise of Jesus second coming is false, at least it is comforting and soothing to meditate on; doing so helps me deal with feelings of guilt and shame from past transgressions that I fail to make satisfying amends to. I guess I'm asking what Buddhism thinks about forgiveness, also feelings of repulsion and disgust. As you can tell, I struggle to get over things and let things go, I hyper fixate and fail to cope with ease of mind and disgrace in general. I'd rather take less or not take at all and/ or not make a mess in the first place so I don't have to worry about dealing with it later, being in debt or later consequences. Ideally I want to live minimally and efficiently without the negative feelings and anxieties.
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A lot of my current philosophy comes from Buddhism and similar religions.
I don't think I'd qualify as Buddhist but whether or not I label myself as one doesn't really matter anyway.

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>tfw no bf to keep me warm this winter
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>>41808080
>I'm happy for you anon!
Thank you Anon c:
Also nice 808080
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>>41808719
Because you are attentionwhoring abomination who came to r9k to shit up it with gay shit.
You filth could create discord but nooo
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>>41808765
Eat shit and die, subhuman filth
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>>41808724
you sound really UPSET, faggot
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>>41808774
why don't you filter the thread, or just not post in it. lot worse things happening on r9k than this.

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>tfw no pardo bf

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>tfw I got brutally AMOGged at group therapy
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>>41808606
Please explain, tell us about it
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>>41808606
What did you say that gave them that impression.
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>>41808644

>girl is flirting with me
>I'm too shy, self-conscious, socially retarded and ashamed to ask her out
>don't want her to find out how much of a no-life loser I am
>new guy shows up
>they hit it off
>he's not a brainlet
>he has a robust frame
>he's a smooth talker and has a response for everything
>she immediately forgets I exist
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>>41808606
What's the therapy for? Drug abuse, alcohol abuse, addiction, "mental illness", etc.


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