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Have any of you guys been to prison? How was it?

#PrisonAnons
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>>52010069
I would do drugs alllll the time in prison
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>>52010079
Stop articulating yourself like a nigger, you embarassment. No wonder you went to prison, you low IQ monkey.
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>>52010069
>Source: Did 4 years for involuntary manslaughter

what happened?
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>>52009932
my whole life feels like prison why do i have to go trough this pain
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>>52010094
Bitch I got highest IQ and got minimum sentence. You talk like you had highest brains ever. Sure fucking sucks since you can't use any of it. Haha! Also you can't do shit, because you are pussy. Let's see some of that high intellect at work. Come on buddy.

I've got some money stocked up and thought I'd do the world a favour by helping some more trans girls get as cute as they deserve to be. Post a description of yourself + height/weight - as well as your discord name and i might add you and pay for some hormones and clothes if you are sweet
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>>52010021
Guess the illuminati is real.
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kill yourself tranny psy-ops faggot
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>>52010021
Hezky#9990
I'm 165 cm and weight 59 kilograms so I'm really smol
I'm super poor, but I want to become cute and feminine to attract some big boys!
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Yo op give me some money i don't want to be trans but will pretend to if it means i get money.

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I made a post yesterday about how I'm going for this girl I really cared about. Turns out she has a massive crush on this guy who sleeps around a lot. I really hate life again, robots. What's your coping mechanism tonight? Mine's pic related.
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Feeling something similar Op. Your not alone. Just become bitter drunk dude. Alcohol will ruin your life but it will never leave you so there's that.
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Wish I had more than two beers on hand, I wish that at all times.


>pic related
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>>52007163
>Tfw she doesn't want a relationship because she isn't over her ex (who fucking raped her)
I was so fucking close, but I got fucked before I even met her bros....
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Why are you tards not just drinking MD20/20

it's dumb easy to get down and is 13% alcohol, your gonna get huge if you drink only beer to get buzzed/wasted.
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This place is full of fucking teenagers.

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Did you have any strange obsessions as a kid?

For me it was
>volcanoes
>fireworks
>trains
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>>52009326
>dinosaurs
>space

i feel like everyone has been obsessed with dinosaurs at some point of their lives.
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>trains
>Star Trek fact files
>pencils
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> shiny rocks

Provably because I played A LOT of Diablo 2 and the socketed items were the best.
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>antiques
>nazis
>computer games
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>>52010092
Shiny rocks are neat. I should collect some.

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Why are so many of you fixated on having sex / a gf?

It's not like having a gf will magically fix all of your problems. You just look for excuses why your life is so shitty and blame it on society, women etc.
Once you do get a women and it eventually ends you'll once again blame everyone and everything besides yourself.
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>>52008262
pretty much this, I barely can keep an active good friends because I hate getting out of my home more than once a week if anything. But when I really think about it with a GF I would have to get out every other day and I would also need to meet their stupid friends/family.
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>>52008672
It's not how social you are. It's how you deal with it and how you see yourself. If you see yourself as a loser all others see you as a loser. If you feel lonely everyone will perceive you as a sad lonely person.

Solution: Learn to embrace having no social life and stop being a whiny piece of shit. Take care of yourself, start lifting, get /f/, get new hobbies, get knowledgable about music and literature. For all that stuff you don't need friends.

First realize that we as men are multi-purpose supercomputers who can reprogram themselves and shape them into fucking anything. Become a disciplined machine with no feelings, no weaknesses. Feeling is for women. Loneliness is for women. Men are fucking warriors and conquerors. I don't get drunk because I'm sad, I get drunk because it's fun. Stop thinking in emotional categories. Start thinking in rational categories. "What is useful, what is isn't". No friends is better than shitty friends.
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>>52008473
This
I have a decent life. Good job with flexible hours, decent pay, hit the gym 3 days a week, a few good friends... but not having someone to come home to depresses me.
I'll be in a good mood all day, hanging out with nice people at lunch or after work but at the end of the day, getting home and having dinner alone... Fuck. I almost always fall asleep thinking about it.
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I don't get why incels can't live an honorable life regardless of female attention. I suspect it's because people in modern society don't really have lives but just blindly follow the mass culture.
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>>52010093
Because they are entitled little shits who want everything given to them without making any effort

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Is it possible to get a husband who looks like this and listens to extreme metal when you're a dickgirl top?
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>>52010095
Nope, sorry. Not possible. Guess you'll just have to change your preferences.

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where do i find castration videos like this one?
they really turn me on
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Isn't this hurts like hell?
Why would people do this?
What's so hot about this OP? Why's this turn you on?
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>>52009660
because im a masochist sissy fag and I think getting castrated is the ultimate sign of emasculation and degradation
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>>52009712
Dammit I almost had one of my possible-seizure moments I get from seeing too much blood. Fucking hell why did I watch it....
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>>52009339
That's a very good question. I would say that they are trans and don't care what happens to it, but you need your dick to make a fake vagina, so I'm not sure what's the plan here.

Horniness and fetishes also make people do stupid things. It could have felt like a good idea at some point.
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the audio makes that video 10x worse
you can literally hear how painful that is

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>arguing with a woman
>She asks you to back up claims with stats and data
>You do
>She either personally attacks you or suddenly stops responding after declaring herself the winner anyway
why?
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Let me guess, you posted one of those bullshit "studies" made by incels, and think that anyone who disagrees with you must be a woman?
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>>52010102
No, I posted reputable news links and journal articles from well-known and established sources to try and prove that women generally prefer men who are taller, stronger and higher earning than them.

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How do you deal with this comeback? It destroys me inside every time.
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>>52010076
Just have sex with a hooker then maybe you'll see how overrated it is and won't feel so bothered by some lame ass insult like that

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What do you think of boogie2988 being exposed? He created a profile on a sugar daddy website and has been paying women for companionship
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>>52008111
Sugar babies do put out. You arrange this kind of stuff beforehand, if the girl is not willing to have sex, he can just walk away from the deal.
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>>52008341
Correct.

t. former sugar daddy
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Seems fake.


No one would post pictures of themselves of off Google.
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>>52007938
he's literally famous for being stupid and a fat fuck
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>>52005778
If he's got money he can do whatever he wants with it. Who cares? Besides look at him. He looks like a hairy fat Muppet. He has to p2p.

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I quit drinking. Should I start smoking?
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>>52009575
Smoking is the worst addiction to pick up. Only Downsides, not one single advantage to gain. Heroin atleast makes you feel great
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tobacco is a meme, it just makes you feel like shit all the time and normal when you're smoking. Took me 6 fucking months to get off of it and i still feel the urge
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All these "it does nothing" comments are disconcerting. I just wanted a stress relief. What do I do now? Meditate? Breathe?
>>52009732
Nah, it's not that. It's just that both are associated with something I don't want to go through again. Won't even go into a bar anymore.
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>>52009778
To the people who say Tobacco has only downsides what about Vaping?
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>>52009575
Start chewing gum regularly and bicycle riding .

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/vocaroo thread/
Hey guys lets have a vocaroo thread.
Reply with a vocaroo
also pls do not bully my voice at all I am self conscious
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YggG2FuRo0
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s12GAsSiylk3
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>>52009956
https://vocaroo.com/i/basedQrfFqtieY
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>>52009956
Nigga then shut the fuck up you faggy ass tranny fuck.

Damn you people love to attentionwhore and chatpost don't you?
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>>52009989
>based in the url
too bad it doesn't seem to work for me
>>52009999
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dmP6v8Ff3U
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>>52010070
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gDiNRL3fHL
This one's recorded in German so sorry if you other non-German anons can't understand it.

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That cute girl from class sends you this pic.

What do??
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What's up with the mentally ill posts on r9k lately? Fuck off back to twitter
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>>52009739
If you don't have mental illness you should get the fuck out of /r9k/
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>>52004199
Report him to college staff for sexual harassment.
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>>52009739
Tranny psy-ops is on full force lately. No idea why.
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>>52004199
Ask if she'd let me try on her clothes

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What's on your mind, fellow fembots?

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Eat, drink, shit, piss, orgasm, sleep, repeat.

And then fill in the remaining time with your hobbies, and you have what human life is all about.




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