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Let's say this chad version of you has it all:
>Perfect face and body
>Perfect wife
>perfect house at a good neighborhood
>Two kids,boy and girl that has the perfect genetics
>Is the boss at his high paying office job
>Has friends that would literally die for him

All of these things. How would you react if you saw it? What would you say to your chad self? How do you think your chad self would react to seeing you?
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>dude, no. Stop
why is it that you r*ddit tourists don't even attempt to hide yourselves?
wow see how confident he looks now? i'm so attracted to his confident looks.
depends when and how he became chad. if he lacks my thought process then that's not "alternate me", that's an entirely different person
what if someone has all of this but him and his family are average looking or ugly? Then he'd be considered a normie. So the difference between normie and chad is ultimately just down to looks.
Kill him. I'm not going to let some chad version of me enjoy life if I can't. Fuck him

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Can anyone explain meditation to me?

I think i get the general gist:
> the mind wont stfu trying to problem solve
> your problems are infinite tho
> thinking and taking action just causes more problems cause humans are stupid apes
> shifting your minds focus onto immediate experience turns off logic circuits
> do it a lot to brain dead yourself cause the mind is a pos that makes you suffer
> now a winner is you, you don't think you just exist

i dunno, it doesnt seem to work for me though i keep trying cause i have no other hope left. maybe its another snake oil

/ D I $ C U S S /
your dealer is lacing your shit.
It is useful and important what are You doing. Keep up the good work. Just observe Your mind, it is all what You need to do.
if its so good, why are you here?

Femanons / Anons

This is not a bait question nor is it meant to offend/anger anyone.

Let's say a girl has sex with 150 men in 6 months, but then she stops for 30 days and gets tested. She's clean, though some would feel a somewhat sense of disgust towards her. Personally I would still treat/respect her like any other person, but the thought of having sex with her repulses me and I don't want it to repulse me because by all logic - she's "clean".

You wouldn't be able to tell whether or not she had previous partners. Her insides would resemble that of a virgin, aside from a small amount of tissue (which can be torn by a host of other activities such as gymnastics/horse riding/etc.)

Why do I feel this way?

I'd like to think I hold opinions based on logic and this attitude makes no fucking sense.

The only thing that comes to my mind is the fact that personally I'm not interested in casual sex, therefore I wouldn't feel attracted to someone that is - but this feels like a retarded grasp at straws.
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>It doesn't exist though.

It does exist, but it's basically luck of the draw. You need to find a girl that's a virgin or has had at most 1-2 previous partners but who really likes sex and is enthusiastic about experimenting. The problem is, that you don't know if she's enthusiastic about sex and willing to experiment because she hasn't gotten a relationship for it, so you're basically hoping you get lucky.
Where the hell did you get that image from?
>google comes up with "nudity"
You're mistaking a slut with a kinky girl. That's not the same.

I think it comes down to two cases.
1. Girls that don't want to ever settle down but eventually their beauty fades and hormones tell them to marry and get children.
2. Girls who consider it a wasted youth if they haven't fucked and partied.
>Why do I feel this way
It's your biological instinct telling you that maybe this woman is not a suitable person to be the mother of your children.
This. It's the same feel girls feel in case of manlets or guys that just aren't "it" for them.

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Do Latinas like white guys?

No autistic racebaiting, please. I just want to know if it's common for Latina women to at least be open to dating white guys.
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I don't believe in fwb. I dated (no sex) a white friend for a bit but my parents thought he was gay and I never told them otherwise.
You're not gonna have a real relationship with her if she's not Americanized to some degree. Don't you want to be able to have actual conversations with each other?
He was dating a girl but he's gay?
the sheltered village girl is pregnant at 13 by some 30 yo friend of her family and 4 kids by the time she's 20
I don't know that he's gay for sure, he seems like it but he's dating another girl now.
I guess I'm basing my experience on my cousins, we're from the north of Mexico and all they do is go out clubbing. But they're generally pretty conservative and mostly virgins desu. The ones who moved to the US at an early age are fat and/or young mothers. Makes u think

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I wish I could redo the last 8 years of my life
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I wish I could redo my last 28 (give or take)
Assuming you keep all your memories, but somehow got rid of the insecurities and trauma, a life redo with foreknowledge would make you a king among men
If nothing else, everyone who could turn the clock back by 8 years could invest pennies and become a multimillionaire easily
I actually asked my mom why she didn't abort me, but that only led to her crying on the phone to her mother
I still don't know why she didn't, I mean, pregnant at 18, shotgun wedding with a truck driver, nowhere to live alone? The fuck were both of them thinking?
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I left the UK a few months ago for a small town close to the Alps. Fucking hard work, shit pay, and the language is a struggle, yet I still have more freedom than I did back on airstrip 1. The women are nice and the scenery is beautiful. Now work 60-64 hours a week, sometimes 12 days in row for 2.80 an hour though, very frustrating
Yes would try to be more social
Since you're all regretting shit from your pasts, do you have advice for youngsters on here?

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Fembots, how would you feel about having a boy around who was so in love with your feet he would drop everything to give you a foot rub and happily worship your feet at any given opportunity, and who you could arouse simply by sending pics of your bare soles?
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Don't assume you know what I believe, eating out is nasty too. Just because something has existed for a long time doesn't mean it is morally decent, and there is no denying that degrading sex became far more mainstream due to porn.

Why is it that sex must be degrading to be fulfilling? Why do you think that mistreating the one you love or that being mistreated is hot in any way? You have simply been socially conditioned, and just because I have never had sex doesn't mean I can't come to my own conclusions about it.

Open your eyes there is nothing normal about full on worshipping someone to the point of wanting to lick their dirty feet. Being submissive is okay and can show love but the people on r9k take it to an extreme and whilst robots don't represent everyone they're still people who can have their mental states ruined (further) by degenerate sexual decisions.
>Don't assume you know what I believe, eating out is nasty too.
Okay, tell me then. What is 'morally decent and not degrading'? Blowjobs? Handjobs? Rough sex? Every act that doesn't involve consensual romantic sex in the missionary position? The idea that you're assigning morality to this is fucking absurd.
> there is no denying that degrading sex became far more mainstream due to porn.
It depends, rape is the ultimate act of degradation and has not only always existed but it has gone down due to porn. I don't think porn is healthy for anyone, but you can't act like men would be all become your well adjusted romantic prude husbandos without it.
>Why is it that sex must be degrading to be fulfilling?
Men dominate, it's in our nature. It carries over to sex and is what we find sexually rewarding. All the non sexually aggressive men died out over the years. Normal sex can be fulfilling, but it isn't that fulfilling for long.
>Why do you think that mistreating the one you love or that being mistreated is hot in any way?
Outside the above reasons, power is a huge component of any interaction so it makes sense that humans would want to play around with it.
>You have simply been socially conditioned
Everyone is socially conditioned. Terrible argument to mask your inexperience on the subject and to avoid admitting that you don't actually know anything about this, you're just projecting based on your limp dick 12 year old girl fantasies about how love should be. While I'm glad you are a virgin and not whoring yourself out, you're still going to be a virtue signalling prude in any relationship you are in. There is nothing wrong with role play in a relationship, even if it involves worship. Your opinion is even more strange because love and worship often go hand in hand. You're so attracted to the other person that you would do anything for them, even if it's degrading. A good blow job is a sign of respect.
Womens feet are beautiful. I dont understand how kissing them manages to trigger people so hard
That's a good question. I think there's a few different groups at play.

Here is a list of them:
Women with ugly or unkempt feet who are insecure about them.
Women who hate any sexual act that doesn't involve their submission.
Men who find women generally gross and just don't want to come out of the closet. These are the same people who get triggered by a woman using her spit for lube.
Men who prefer tits or ass and are tired of all the shitposting about feet and treat their preferences like supporting a sports team.

Otherwise there are just the common 'I don't get it but whatever' crowd which are pretty chill.
I'm probably at a point where a girl could control me with her feet.

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I find it hard to care for people, even my own family and only have 2 friends despite talking to LOTS of people everyday online.

I find I cant talk about my feels of having no feels because I come off as edgy....
Do you actually lack empathy or do you just have a hard time being vulnerable? Those are two different things. People who lack empathy tend to feel nothing in response to another's pain, for instance.
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It's ok anon, I know what it is like.
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Just try to wageslave at least once. You stop caring or feeling anything, including being edgy.

Same here, my grandmother recently got dementia and she's slowly forgetting who we are, i was quite close to her once so i should be sad that she's gone but i just don't feel anything

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Snoozing with your bf edition

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lol how? I'm lucky if I manage to down >1000/day
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Goodnight /r9gay/! Sleep tight, frens.
Yup. A relationship is my end goal in life, everything I've been doing for years now just feels like filler, like its kinda pointless until I have someone to enjoy life with.
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>want to be the cute guy and be dominated
>also want to be the top and have a cute guy to care for

Why, why can't I make my mind up.
I kinda want to be the more dominant part, but I don't think I can do it.
you're just a switch, it's okay. I'm the same but my phisiology has decided for me what I should be doing most of the time since at 5'6" with twinkish looks trying to be dominant would be pretty laughable.

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Guess what, feminism caused exactly the opposite to happen, and it is only getting worse by the year.
You can't give anyone rights without holding them accountable to responsibilities, male or female. We did give them rights and removed their accountability and there are yet idiots of both genders yelling for more of both.
>And it works.
By removal of guys that are just "eww so creepy" and not toeing the numale line.
Who cares if they did better work, as long as the SJWs are happy all is ell, right?
>You do realize that in the year 2018, single, unmarried women actually are already living independent of men and do actually have jobs and careers outside of the sex industry, right?
Yeah single women make more than single men at the moment despite working fewer hours, less stressful jobs, paying lower taxes, receiving all the benefits of a feminist education system and our economic quotas, of businesses being sued constantly for not pandering to women enough and on top of that all women receive more benefits from the government than men do. What a fucking load of horseshit.
typical women. Subhuman. Women like this should be killed.
False rape accuser - killed
cheaters - killed

And that divorce attorney saying he has never seen such a situation from a wife. What a liar.

7 years behind bars for hitting women? Wtf? How much do you get for killing women in Aussie land?
Don't worry anon. The consequences will show themselves in the end. Karma is amazing

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>spibby duus gagga wagga biinus wiinus haha peenus!
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I accidentally named my teddy bear pazuzu after making gibberish baby noises at it and that one just sticking.
>bonja kuckus
I start silently screaming and pretend that I'm smashing my head against a glass door.
The cursed one?
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This is my list of the retarded sounds that I do
If you have the same retarded sounds, please reply to this thread immediately and/or leave your contact info
I will try to contact you as soon as possible
>sweeney weeley
>bipa bopa
>bich nga
>i dick my hummus
>retarded Youtube poop-alike screeching
>screaming a tune from any Nintendo game
>squeaking "skinny pennis" with hand gestures
>squeaking deformed Lil' Ugly Mane lyrics when you hear any gangsta rap outside of your house
>be cultured while you are shaving/cleaning the genitals, like "oh! mr. peenus got a weenus! what doth joke?!"And tipping your genitals
>walking like a "cultured man" (I can also explain this as a "retard etiquette", or being a retard and etiquettic: for example, while there's classic music playing in your head, say "thank you mr. toilet" after you poop in the toilet and walk out having a huge gap between your legs)

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Post your favorite songs along with your age, and other anons judge you. I'll start.
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>it aint me

> 28
Reb Beach is a great guitarist
Ma nigga orioribrigoli

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>married, no children yet
>own a house, two vehicles
>graduated college debt free, paved the way with scholarships
>secured dream job walking distance from the house
>several close friends, some as close as siblings
>still think about suicide on a daily basis, feel as though I'm closer than ever before
Life is a fucking joke. It doesn't get better.
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I hope your death is agonizing. To not only have so much and not appreciate it, but to then brag about not appreciating it, here of all places, where people like me would give anything just for someone to care, and you fucking have the audacity to come here and brag about not even appreciating it? SAying you want to throw it all away? God I wish my hands were around your fucking throat you dumb blind fucking stupid cunt. Fuck off and never post like this again. You are a fucking disgrace to humanity you little fucking worthless maggot.
I threw my "succesful" life away 2 weeks ago and dedicated myself to odd jobs and making YouTube videos to garner a 100 or so views every video so it's nice. It's funny I started a new job worked 3 hours and felt like i was climbing into my coffin so i went on lunch and never looked back
From your words there though it sounds just like you don't have what you want from life, like you're only working towards it.
Is there something more you want that you haven't gotten yet? Is there something you expected to feel other than happiness that you aren't feeling now?

Are you black? Is your wife black?
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this. I was in the same boat OP. Turned out what I really wanted was to life like they did 150 years ago. cabin in the woods. I do work once a week at a small farm near my land. Going from a half million dollar house to a hand built cabin might sounds like hell to some but I live in what I consider paradise

friend of mine said that when you have a gf for a long time you can litterally just bend her over any moment and fuck her on the spot.
or just whip the dick out of your pants and tell her to suck it...
is this true? are women really that slutty?
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Yes. After a period of ninety (90) days in official relationship status, all women are contractually obligated to perform sexual acts for you on command.
No, you retard, it depends on the girl and the relationship.
>She'll complain if she's on the rag
I thought orgasms were good for menstrual cramps.
They are, some girls just don't like fucking while on their period because it's gross. They're generally horniest around that time though.

I don't like fucking my gf on her period; it's a complete turn off for me but I happily help her out by playing with her clit.
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They are more than just sluts. They are subhuman parasites
Meh if your aggressive enough physically .... Pretty much have that level of submission about a week or two in

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>be baby me
>friend of mom infertile so they adopt a girl from Korea
>same age as me
>we're baptised together
>go to those daycare, baby checkups or whatever the fuck it's called together
>childhood friends and grow up together
>play together at school etc.
>early hs we get a bit flirty but nothing serious
>late hs we stop being as much together and grow kinda distant
>asked me to go to prom two years in a row with her but I wasn't planning on going anyway so I just said no
>ff to 2 years ago
>this is 5 years or so after hs
>check her up on facebook
>I have a fake facebook account I use to stalk people with
>see she started dating Chad

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>so I just said no
You broke her heart OP you aren't autistic but an asshole. No wonder she banged chad and got knocked up, you destroyed her.
Like that's an argument against it
I also low key rejected a girl and now she's a single mother but oh well
I doubt she was in love with him like that
nah, maybe he wasn't really Chad either but just a fuckboy or whatever

I don't think that's how it works

well shit... would it make me a cuck if I tried to reach out to her again?

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Same 26 yr old return student from last night
>be me
>set up appoint to meet with adviser yesterday
>head of my college calls me back
>tells me he can meet with me personally tomorrow (today)
>meet with this guy; he's an old dude who is legit as fuck and "gets it"
>sign-up for 13hrs next semester (most I've taken since acquiring full-time job)
>on a random note, got internet installed in my apartment today

Things are looking up, brethren. Only thing I could ask for now is an undergrad fuckdoll classmate. How are finals and all going for the rest of you fellas? Anything uni-related you want to bitch about? I'm all ears.
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A c- is still passing right?
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Semester is over and now I'm perpetually bored all day.
Sometimes anons you should take a break. I got a 4.0 during summer/fall quarters and set to graduate this March. I dropped out my senior year in 2013 with a 2.7, and now I'm back up to a 2.9. Fs from five years ago are really keeping it low, but school seems so simple now and I should graduate with a 3.2/3.3. I'm 27 now. It's not all bad.
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>be me
>graduate Highschool
>go to college
>404 motivation not found
>fail out
>depression kicks in
>NEET for 6 years
>try to kms
>finally see a psychologist
>decide to go back to school
>pulled all A's my first semester back
Thanks for reading my blog post.
If I get a fucking B in this stats class ima off myself

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