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When it's time to party we will always party hard edition
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just got back from me walk lods

think I'll go longer next time, wasn't quite as long as I expected
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>>51076751
Fuckin 'ate cake racists
Simple. Fuckn'. As.
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>>51076762
Oi how did you get in I thought I locked the door
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>>51076762
did you go anywhere nice lad?
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Should I do a masters and get into more debt or become a physics teacher?

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PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE VERIFY YOUR BAGS
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>>51075769
M8 , this so much.
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>>51075777
How do you get it to your trunk? Don't tell me amerifats drive with their cars to the checkouts
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>>51073824
Tips on good ways to steal, say meat and or expensive shit
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>>51076777
Not being a nigger helps
>Trips check em
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>>51075903
Not to the checkouts. We pay for our goods and wait at the delivery spot for some wagies to put it in our trunks instead of walking everywhere like pajeets.

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Making drawings for your waifu edition

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>>51075723
I can't really see value in others anymore, yet I don't know why.
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>>51076617
That seems like something that would be extremely expensive and not really essential.
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>>51073269

>Did you feel this kind of affection before towards someone, either a real person or fictional character?
no. never.

>Otherwise, why do you think that they were the first person you ended up falling in love with?
she was my first and she will be my last.

>Which moment or experience was the most painful in your waifu/husbado's life?
when her sister lost her horn.

>How do you think that you would support them to help them get over it, either during that time or after it?
i will show her that its not so bad.

>In the case that they loved you and you weren't real just like it is with them now, would they love and try to be closer to you in the same way you do?

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>>51076344
i can not yet. thats why i am soon going to start bulking diet, so i can actually gain some mass.
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>>51076719
Nice nice. Godspeed ReM anon.

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Why INTP girls are patrician's taste:
>introverted (dont expect you to go outside and do retarded shit)
>tend to (over)analyze and draw a logically sound conclusion rather than being emotional and spewing nonsense
>able to hold interesting conversations
>smarter on average
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>>51074727
Froppy from Hero Academia
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>>51074450
females don't have personality, so dunno what you're on about
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My gf is an INTP and she's amazing, OP's description fits
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>>51076698
my dakimura is intp too
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>be intp female
>angry because most guys i talk to are retards and arent interesting at all
>all guys who are actually stimulating to talk to have lives and have had past girlfriends
>all guys that havent are unbearably ugly
>sperg about shit no one cares about except myself and scare people off
>cant go outside and order food or take care of myself even though i know that its dumb i just am too lonely and unmotivated to care
>2D is genuinely better than 3D now because i can project anything

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If I run 30mins a day will I lose weight?
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>>51074300
It's one hundred percent calories in versus calories out. You'll lose weight so long as you dont shovel shit into your face, even without running.
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>>51075276
Everyone overweight who says this tends to lie. Let me guess that is on-top of alcohol and a fuck ton of soda.
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>>51075396
Searching for core workouts will get you a million suggestions. I like planks and their variations, hollow body hold, dead bug (actually I fucking hate this one but like burpees they're too damn effective), reverse crunches, ab wheel rollouts, or fallouts if you don't have the wheel handy.
>>51075446
When people go on crash diets that radically change their diet, they have good initial results with weight loss. But as soon as they go back to normal eating, all of that weight comes back on. Oftentimes they'll binge like mad because they were miserable during the crash phase. It's better to make less radical changes that can easily become habitual. I do know people can make a lifestyle out of fasting, but that is rare.
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>>51075295
Look at this richfag able to afford groceries
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Literally everyone in this thread.


Hit THE GYM.
You can make yourself look better guaranteed.


But nope, just complaining.

Im not American and I havent really been so Im judging from online. Is it all memes based on anecdotes delivered here by pol to fuel a reaction or do they genuinely resent you irl because they think white men are oppressing them in rl too
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>>51074594
Victim blaming.
Nah man, our women are just more brainwashed by our feminist, antiwhite, education system.
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>>51076195
>women
Lmao maybe 1%
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>>51075263
Its funny how white women think that they don't belong to the white race, but they will end up being persecuted just like white men once we become a minority.
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>>51076395
Theyll have to learn the hard way
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>>51076395
They seem to think that a decade of treason will get them preferencial treatment when the great minority conversion happens. They completely forget that they were the instigators of the majority of lynchings. They to this day continue to falsely accuse black men of rape. And they spent the last 50 years stealing affirmative action away from true minorities. When whites become persecuted the white woman is first on the revenge list.

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Just started seeing a 34 year old single mother of 3, the guy before me was white and the father of 2 of her kids is white. Father of the other kid is Arab. She recently showed me a pic of an ex and it was a black, not a thug black type with chains and tattoos but just a generic looking skinnyfat black dude who looked kind of old. She also said she fucked another black years ago and she admitted she said "mate it's just a cock and balls to me, i've seen hundreds of cock and balls it's inside the personality that maters"

is this still bad or is it acceptable because the blacks were chosen on personality instead of this blacked bbc fetish thing?
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>>51076742
>single mother
Stopped reading there
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>>51076742
If you're dating a 34-year-old single mother of three with two separate baby daddies who's fucked hundreds of dudes, I don't exactly think that you're in the position to be too picky or judgmental. Aside from that, it doesn't matter either way, because you won't be dating her long. Nobody has, after all.
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>>51076742
Who cares man just keep fucking her but don't take her too seriously.
She's used goods at this point
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>>51076742
So basically you have no self respect left at this point?

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Anyone tried it before?
I'm in one now. I quite like them it is difficult though. A visit has been canceled and replanned.
Supposed to visit in March.
I hope it works out.
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>>51076536
How did you find out they were lying?
Can you explain "shady" behavior?
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>>51075857
Why is /r9k/ so obsessed with electrical engineering, but only this specific part of semiconductor technology?
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>>51076631
Oh sorry anon. I am actually using a different abbreviation.
Long Distance Relationship LDR.
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>>51076705
Stop being serious and give me some good joke replies please. I didn't crash this thread to read about "robot" relationship problems, because 1) robots don't have relationships and 2) I don't give a shit about some roastie convincing some beta 1000 miles away that they are in a relationship while she takes his money and Chad's cock.
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>>51076786
Okay.
What's the deal with robots? Are they human or are they metal?

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questions for femanons with ex-bfs
my ex still wants to be friends with me even though i told her no
she says she just wants someone to send memes to and calls me "dude"
i've been going with it for a while but she'll go from sending me 6 or 7 memes a day to suddenly not responding when i send one back
few weeks go by and i ask her an unrelated question, she answers, i don't respond because there's nothing to respond to
then she sends me a meme
i haven't replied
what is she thinking and why does she still want to be friends with me when we've been broken up for 4 years now?
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>>51076505
she wants something from me, without me getting anything i want in return
that's manipulation
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>>51074744
she just wants a friend anon, she wants to be friendly with you
have a talk with her about it, tell you how you actually feel
be honest but nice and reasonable about it
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>>51076611
thats dumb. he should just ghost her
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>>51076505
and besides, sending memes is something reserved only for people at certain acquaintance levels

>>51076611
i keep telling her and she still insists on being friends
she knows i want to fuck her, being her ""friend"" while she finds someone to fuck around with is essentially cucking me
i'm not a cuck nor a beta orbiter so unless i'm putting my penis in her there's no reason to talk to her
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>roasties bag on OP for not succumbing to their tricks

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Holy shit r9k what do i do? Someone with a hidden number called me and said shes from work and she likes me. They specified where i work and everything so its definitely legit. I acted chill over the phone even though i was losing my shit irl. She said shes nervous to approach me but she really likes me. I told her to write me on fb. Fuck r9k i dont want to lose this chance what should i do?
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You're being pranked
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Act like it was a prank. If it is real you'll say you thought it was just a prank and if its a prank you wont look like an idiot

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Does anyone else feel sad/down when they see movies and books that revolve around traditional "coming of age" experiences? Particularly young love and sex and just general acceptence from the opposite sex/those you're romantically interested in?
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>>51075306
Yes absolutely. I hate them to death, especially when the commentary on it is: "This is just like my first teenage/high school romance, and everyone has to watch it". Like seriously fuck off
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I usually check to see how many Jews were involved in the film
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>>51075306
Why the fuck Miami unironically a wreckfest
The highway is littered with debris and little rip signs, it's ridiculous
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Absolutely. That may explain my particular interest in shows with an outcast as the main character or that aren't focused on essential life experiences.
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Punpun fucked me up

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Creative robots; share your work.
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be gentle robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktGkkunGuXM
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>>51076498
You are really amazing. Thank you for sharing. I hope you have the courage or will or whatever it is to share your art more. I mean you did it anonymously. Idk how that's not less terrifying than tumblr or DA.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdAjsz127fc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jt1QAwyDNQ


Midwest emo type stuff
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>>51076498
I mean I started the thread because I like to draw and wanted to work up the courage to share my own so I feel like coming from someone else who likes to draw the compliment means more or something. What did you even use to make it btw? Because I've used Bamboo to paint a little and that's it.
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>>51076800
i like that name 'neet and tidy' hahahah

>Got a fembot pregnant
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>>51076350
I want a twink who will do the same
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>black male
>abandons child
You know you're not making a good case for yourself OP
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>>51071160
Lol whatever you do don't be a father to that child, you're like a walking, breathing stereotype!
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traps are way better than women. when you pump and dump them you dont have to worry about a paternity suit.
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>>51071109
Let ol' sammy boy give you some helpful advice
https://youtu.be/ZtzNEE2Esbc?t=264

what made you a sissy?
whats arousing about it?
is it a sex only thing or are you effeminate in all aspects of life?
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>>51060273
>what made you a sissy?
Porn addiction, probably.
>whats arousing about it?
I'm extremely submissive and it is a form of it.
>is it a sex only thing or are you effeminate in all aspects of life?
It's a combination.
>want to submit to another man
>want to cookfor him
>anal addict
>completely shaven
>llong hair
>think semen is delicious
>small, caged flaccid penis
>butt feels "empty" in the same way normal guys get an erection when aroused

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where do I find discord servers for things like this? /trash/?
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>>51076345
/soc/ but mostly through other people, most advertised servers are trash.
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>>51076371
You weren't kidding all of the servers posted look like shit or invites are expired.
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>>51076538
I know anon, I would like a nice server as well but all servers advertised I join either ban me or get shit so its fucked.

>start beating my meat to all the Instagram thots I follow
>find a new girl on the for you page nice ass, but awful butterface
>ignore it and keep going anyways
>go on her for you page
>#transgender, "her" live starts talking about her hrt medications
>delete Instagram

Jesus, I thought the transgender trickery shit was just a meme, back to porn for me.



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