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new server for shut-ins and losers
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>tfw I still think about that one cute girl who shared the bus route with me to uni 4 years ago and sat next to me every single day and chatted to but I was too pussy to make a move with
>lost contact with her for the last 3 years and want to reach out on social media but I know I will come across as a desperate creep
>no viable way of getting another chance with her now
>tfw I saw a social media post she made saying she was still a virgin
>some other guy is probably going to end up taking it soon
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>>54095255

>I even saw her a few times randomly in public 2 years ago but was too low self esteem and autistic to acknowledge her

WHY AM I SUCH A RETARDED AUTIST

HEWWO NICE FWENZ!! ^w^
WHO WANTS HUGGLEWUGGLEZ?? :3c (>^_^)><(^_^<)
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>>54094262
keep talking uwu
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>>54094314
>>54094505
OKIEZ!! :3 x3
0w0CHAN LEIKZ HUGGLEZ AND WAFFLES!! ^O^
<3
teehee
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>>54094626
O WOW THANKS FOR ALL TEH SQUISH SQASH FREND!! c:
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hewwo fren

today I have cleaned my bedroom

now I will hug my cats =D~~~
hope you have a nice week
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>>54094798
IM SQUISHEEE :D ^____^
^///////^

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I just want a hapa daughter bros
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>>54094007
I honestly don't consider east asians PoC. I'm as racist as they come, but I wouldn't care if my son/daughter ended up looking completely asian.
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>>54093605
She looks like this Asian guy I used to orbit lmao.
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>>54094007
nationalists of all races typically end up hating the women of their race. this goes for black nationalists and white nationalists. so its not that odd
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>>54093537
>next mass shotters
Is that a bad thing?
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>>54093342
sorrry family you would need at least a girlfriend before you can get a fuckable daughter desu

where my elizia nudes at

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does /r9k/ like languages,? which languages are robots speaking,?
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>>54095231
I love languages from all around the world, right now I can speak german and english fluently and Im trying to get into japanese

Pregnant girls are fucking hot, don't you aggre?
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>>54094498
Apparently babies are also comforted by the rocking motion of gentle sex during pregnancy. It's also worth noting that in a lot of ancient cultures sex while pregnant was encouraged. The Aztecs believed that your kid would be an incel if you didn't have sex with mommy while he was developing in the womb.
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>>54094498
Is it not really uncomfortable to have sex when you're getting that fat and heavy and aching?
I assume you can't have sex roughly, during and after the pregnancy for a while?
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>>54094661
Pretty much everything is either uncomfortable or painful during pregnancy but this is balanced by feel good hormones releasing into the body to convince the woman that it's actually great, compliments, and belly rubs.
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preggos are top tier.
nice thread op
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>tfw no gf to impregnate

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This is a genius way to commit suicide. If it fails, you can just say it's an accident. If it succeeds, then good. There's got to be a way to train the snake to choke on command.
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>>54095083
Multiple people have shot themselves in the head for suicide and lived. Plus its apparently painful unless you do it right.
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>>54093209
>when the audience stops clapping
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>>54093209
this is a weird wiifit commercial
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>>54093654
>You might miss
If you fucking miss you were already massively brain damage to begin with. You have to be seriously retarded to fuck it up.
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>Quick let's carry him off by his neck!

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Share anything creative you got involved with at some point in your life.
Anything goes: videos, drawings, photos, music, writing, crafts, podcasts...
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>>54094208
iiii have been drinking excessivley but its only to put me a ccloser relatihipooioonship withj art
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>>54094461
no one even cares if i get drunk and make a fool of myself thats why i love you all i will do my best to make your dreams come true and i swear by that
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>>54093684
i have a mental breakdown and no one appreciatres it im typing these words on the kebyboard so they are meant toio be expressed fuuck 8uu alll for noitooot giving me the attention i deserve
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>>54093626
Her eyes are staring as if she can't decide between fucking or killing something/10
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>>54083557
Hey I made a type beat also! I'm going to upload it to youtube soon. That's a hella good 808

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>tfw no langaw swatting, barya collecting, upuan sitting, barangay protecting, libro perusing, dalampasigan strolling, araw bathing, palengke shopping, paniki chomping, kapalungan going, tinapay baking, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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is it just me or filipina doesn't have their own personality? They latch onto whatever I do and said.
t.anon with filipina gf
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Flips are second only to Viets and Japs in looks across Asia, but are a much more based people. Tfw no flip gf is quite the feel.
>>54091876
Based, anon.
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>>54094839
>Flips are second only to Viets and Japs in looks across Asia
This is fundamentally untrue, chinks, gooks and thais are better looking among others
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>>54094933
>scorpio
It's like you want to get cucked.
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>>54094933
Thais are extreme, they either look goblina or as good as a high tier Japanese/Viet woman. Flips are the same except goblina being much less common. The best Thai and the best flip look the same, if you pull up some random late teens early twenties girls the flips' looks will average out much better.
Chinks flat out cannot go above their station, they are fundamentally ok to bad. Not to say they look bad as a rule, but I've never seen any that were really good.
Koreans get more surgery than literally anyone else on earth, you'd be better off comparing them to dolls.

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Pick your side, /r9k/.
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>>54087273

1) Taxation depends of the social and political context you live in, you cant just say its thief or necessary without knowing what kind of goverment directs your country.
2) Theres nothing wrong in being prideful of your ethnicity, race or else, but dont let this make you feel superior to others.
3) Embrase yourself, and what you believe in, no one has privileges over another.
4) Guns dont kill people, people kill people with guns, guns are just a medium as anything else, and guns can be used for "good" or for "bad".
You can choose to carry a gun, be for hunting, protecting yourself or else, but never violate another's freedom, dont kill people, and only use them in self-defence.
5) True Socialism or Communism doesnt work in real life, and even if they did, they are far less advanced or free than Capitalism.
Free market allows people to exchange goods and services and allow the world to progress and improve, and i believe everyone should be able to do whatever they want with thier goods.
6) Conservatism nor liberalism are bad, each one has its strengths and flaws.
7) Anyone should be able to believe in any god they see fit, but they should be responsible for their own actions and dont let "god" take care of them, or violate anyone's rights because of their faith.
8) "Family" is who you choose, its no longer about blood, but its about who you choose your family is, and how you interact with them.
9) Stay humble AND be confident.
10) "Good" and "Bad" are relative, what is good for you can be bad for the other, always try to solve problems in a way thay both parties arent harmed, and when doing something, try to think if it could hurt anyone.
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>>54087296
1.b
2.b
3.a
4.b
5.b
6.neither
7.b
8.a (only for my own personal interest)
9.a
10.a
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>>54091158
T. Bootlicker
Oregon state
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I feel like "Family is who you choose" is a direct quote from a kids' film but I can't remember which one.
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>>54087273
>Check your privilege!
>Avoid guns!
>Capitalism is killing us!

>Conservatism is based on fear

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It happened again! Another lady told me I had a nice voice today. Thats twice this month, this has never happened to me before. Another lady said I had nice forearms too, and one closer to my age said I had a nice smile. I feel so good, I'm on top of the world. Tomorrow is the first day of the fall semester, I am going back to school after dropping out for a couple years. I was feeling really nervous but now I feel kind of excited.
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>>54095158
Feels super nice doesn't it? A random older lady told me that I'm an adorable boy and that my mother is very lucky a while back.

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Lost all of my pepes and wojaks. Please help me bring back my collection.

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GOD DAMMIT
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>>54092016
This has been me on every New Year's Eve since I was 15-16.
It's never going to end, is it?
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>>54092016
>>54094673
It will end when you actually get your ass up and decide to do something. Nobody will give you anything.
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>>54091973
how is this oirginal wtf
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>>54093689
>>54094768
brainlets
o-oregano
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>>54094921
well thanks for explanation cumbro

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Finally found a woman who i genuinely enjoy talking to and who likes me just as much back. We're all going to make it bros
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>>54095175

iktf but she's no longer with me. feelsbadman

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Scuffed edition.

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Can someone tell me that they love me, that I don't need to worry, and that everything will be okay?
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>>54094374
It's natural for a woman to emotionally support a man in a relationship as well. You sound like you've watched too much Stefan Molyneux.
>I am looking out for my own present interest, and not for the future. The future is fucked, and the west is collapsing. I don't want to bring a child into that.
So your reason is just hoplessness and selfishness? I can't argue with that if those are your personal values but you are contributing to the death of the west yourself.
>>54094440
What do you want me to back up or elaborate on?
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>>54094690
>It's natural for a woman to emotionally support a man in a relationship as well.
Yes, but that isn't common and if you say it is you're lying. Women hate men who cry.
>you are contributing to the death of the west yourself.
Maybe I am, but I'm not a Jew. I didn't orchestrate this madness, and I have no idea how to stop it. I just know I'm not going to raise another corrupted generation.
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Has anyone had luck with those dating apps people use? I'm not talking about Grindr, i mean stuff like OkCupid. Have any of you tried it?
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>>54094301
Liking black people is wrong




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