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time for a real fembot thread, not the stupid bait thread that some faggot keeps posting here. alright fembots you know the drill. laugh at incels (hahaha) and talk about how hard it is to be a girl. guys have life on easy mode, they will never understand the loneliness of being a girl omg i'll start
>at lunch
>see big guy

heh
hehehehehe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAA
FOOLED YET AGAIN YOU STUPID DEGENERATE DISHONORABLE DISLOYAL VAPID
THOTS
DAILY REMINDER:
>f-
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>-em-
HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
>-bot-

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>>45578967
r9k aint free the board of robots gotta be littered with the blood of femwhores. Female robots aka "fembots" are not real and probably male also. Robots and incels not faggots and whores ok. Praise elliot
>salute
long live r9k
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Fucking incels in this thread I swear
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>>45579040
fucking vapid roast beef sandwiches in this thread i swear
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>>45576305
You never mean that when you say it.
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I love you too OP, give us your contact :<

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In the last 12 months I have
>gotten an egf
>lost my virginity to her (not to mention I lost the rest of khhv label to her as well)
>reached 1000 subs on my YT channel

How's your past 12 months gone robots?
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>>45578766
PNW of USA
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>>45578710
link it then you nigger, you need exposure of any sort right
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>>45578782
Thank you. The owner knows she fucked up. Business took a hit because of it. I was the only full time closer in a small neighborhood shop. I knew everyone that came in
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>>45578546
well she was 240lbs and had a neckbeard, but still im no longer khhv so theres that
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Played vidya

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Why do I keep listening and watching happy videos with nice chilling music, people dancing, meeting friends, kissing, going on first date, first kissing, eye contact with females, making friends randomly, going to places with friends, giving hugs to everyone, being happy, well dressed, tall, chad people, always gets laid on random party, everything is perfect, Im a fucking loser, havent done that shit ever, 25 khhv neet fucking basedfag incel here, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7gh2fmdjCU

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>come home
>no cockdrunk sissy general
any sweaty NEETs need their cockmusk worshipped?
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>>45579658
I go down there sometimes, not often very often though
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>>45578162
Disgusting sissy shills
go to yaoi , this does not belong here
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>>45579748
Sorry I'm looking for a very often situation
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>>45578162
came home from what, anon
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>decide to try riding the bad dragon dildo tonight
>start with fingering myself until im all ready to go
>begin warming up with my butt plug, turning the vibe onto low as i get into the mood
>using cumlube, so everything is hot and sticky
>after watching some porn, lay down with a towel out and lube up dildo
>take in the tip, little uncomfortable but the ribbed shape immediately gets me going, pre starts leaking out of me
>slowly start riding the cock faster and faster, working my way down to the knot
>lube up even more
>oh god this cum lube gets everywhere it's amazing
>i feel like such a whore
>realize im too tight to take the knot, will need a few sessions before then
>keep riding the cock anyway, pre a constant stream now
>start jerking off, can't help myself
>wait, there's a cumtube, i can creampie myself
>one hand resting on the ground, gripping onto the syringe, the other hand jerking myself off furiously

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I am a bad person with no redeeming qualities. I hurt everyone around me and I deserve to die.
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>>45579527
at least you aren't yunyun
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So youre a woman desu?
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>>45579527
tell me more, op
i would like to hear it
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i want you to hurt me. what is your contact?

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How the fuck do some of you roasts have kids at like age 20? I mean what the fuck?

I can't even get a girlfriend and you have kids. What makes you so great that you get to raise other human beings and sculpt their minds? I bet you have sub-100 IQs.

Fucking losers, kill yourselves
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it's all one big joke and i think that's why everything is fucked up.
since children aren't really raised right anymore by nuclear families or anything of the sort or it's a lot more rare, you have weird shit happening.

i was bombarded by statistics about how single mothers create criminals that go straight to jail and what are you supposed to do with that information? just ignore it?
that's probably how racists feel when they look at crime stats, but you can just draw conclusions out of stats, there needs to be experimentation of the stats.
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>>45579761
That's an interesting point actually. Much like how with blacks and crime there are larger socioeconomic factors at work, such as the majority of blacks living in poverty and in crime ridden neighborhoods, not to mention pop cultures romanticizing of crime, you could say the same for single mothers.

Write what is on your mind. Face your demons. Be brave and free yourself of the thoughts and memories that bind you. No matter what you are facing in your life, remember,
YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
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My life has gone off the rails, and I'm currently just a living failure. It feels like the only solution is to just up and leave, but even then I don't know what the fuck i'd do.
I'm stuck.
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>>45578063
your soul is always with you. no matter what you might think or feel, your soul lives within you. you CAN overcome the problems in your life and YOUR SOUL IS ALWAYS WITH YOU. be brave. have faith in yourself and your abilities. find your passion in life and run with it. listen to your heart and it will guide you on your PATH TO THE HEAVENS. you can.

YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>45578069
STOP MAKING EXCUSES RIGHT NOW. Excuses will only hold you back. Do something positive in your life, even if it is something small. Take steps every day to improve yourself and your life in any way you can. The only one who can solve your problems is YOU so BE BRAVE and FACE YOUR FEARS and you WILL solve your problems in life.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
NOT IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME
NOT IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF
YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>45578775
listen to your heart. you are not a failure, that is only your perception of yourself. change the way you perceive yourself. focus on your strengths and know yourself, including your weaknesses but do not let them hold you back. ask yourself what it is that you want in life and find it. find the peace and joy and love that is in your soul right at this very moment and always, no matter how deeply it is buried beneath your pain and sadness. BE BRAVE. if moving somewhere else is what is best for you on your path in life then HAVE COURAGE and move. if staying where you are is what will be good for you and your life then do that. only you know the answer to those questions. when you are in doubt, let your heart guide your way. MOTIVATE YOURSELF to get un-stuck. take small steps every day to improve yourself and your life. make your bed every morning. eat healthy and plenty and exercise. things like that. keep moving forward on your PATH TO THE HEAVENS.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
NOT IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME
NOT IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF
YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU
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good night, my bros. may you all find your path to the heavens.
may your sky be more colorful than ever
may the brightness of the day reflect in your soul.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
NOT IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME
NOT IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
BELIEVE IN THE YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF
YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

YOU CAN DO IT BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU

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why do I only match with black girls on tinder? how hard is it to just get a normal looking white girl?
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>>45579849
Their standards for handsome guy are higher. For me an average looking white guy is very attractive. Especially since if he actually likes me it's like a thrill of being picked by a guy better and hotter than you in every way.
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>>45579849
Hop into that Ugandan swamp, don't forget to breathe before you dive in.

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>not a native english speaker but the only social interaction i have had last few years have been confined to 4chan and the rest of the internet so at this point i'm more fluent in English than my own langauge
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>45579650
Aren't most of those words stuff that no one uses though? Still at 2 million compared to 200k the difference must still be big.
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>>45579650
English is superior to German thought. German has a lot of really retarded rules and exceptions. English doesn't has as many
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>>45578203
I think most of the non Americans or Brits here know this feel. Same here btw.
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>>45579697
Finnish and Russian
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>>45579793
Yeah, no one ever learns even a fraction of them. A lot of them will be crazy shit you have never heard of, like the name of a tool for applying horseshoes to horses or something. Obsolete and forgotten.

Have two little brothers.

Why should I act as a parent?
I just want to be free not worry about them all the time. Mom and dad are at work and I should take care of them.
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Because nobody else can, on the bright side you have the chance to raise them properly, once you're older you'll be grateful you took the time to be a good sibling for them
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They're brainwashing you into parenthood

Instead of giving you the choice on whether you want kids or not, they waited to have more kids until you reached 12 aka the age when puberty manifests. And when you become 20 they will then be pushing you to find a partner and start a family. In this case, parents like that don't care about you at all and care only about having literal kids (i.e., grandchildren) for the rest of their lives.
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>>45579907
I'm the only one in the house that doesn't shout at them.

The fear/dislike my dad and my second oldest brother. I'm oldest.
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>>45579940
Mom keep telling me by the age of 25 I'll already have my own house, tells me to live with her.

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The feels bar is open again with your favorite barkeep. Ask for a drink and share a story.
Current song: Irish Pub Song-The Rumjacks
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>>45578890
I'm from DFW, didn't realize it was that hard to get outside this area. I drink either that or Guinness when I go out
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>>45579024
drugs and booze ain't cheap

i've also paid for a lot of premium porn and virtual hats in my time
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>>45579082
>outside this area
I've either lived in Glorious Republic of Texas, or the West Coast. It's totally probably, like I said, that it's in Houston, but the West Coast hardly has room for its own IPAs much less those from other states. I just wasn't 21 when I lived there, and the little laketowns don't have much in the way of craft in the gas stations' coolers.

>>45579076
I've never seen either, and again I've been /carlife/ a fair amount so I've seen my share of homes. I had a locked safe, the locks of which were only accessible with the doors open, to keep my valuables in (it wasn't anything fancy, just a truck-bed locker, but it was the perfect size to sit in my 4runner like that.) No idea on impact-proof glass, but imo if someone wants in your car it's not really going to faze them if they need to punch the window 4 times instead of once. The important part is not to make your car impregnable, which is impossible, but to make them realize before they even get within arm's reach that there's nothing in this car that's worth the trouble of breaking into it.
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>>45579202
Iktf, anonfriend.
>worked for the irrigation district for half a year (temp job, summer only)
>didn't even pay rent, lived with parents
>still, probably had less money after that long, depressing summer than I did before
Life is a tremendous fucking gay frog meme
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Give me a Guinness Draught. I am only here for the vibe.

Who else /hobo/ here?

>drop out of highschool several times
>25, finally get to college
>dad wants me to be an engineer
>I don't want to be an engineer
>they kick me out

>be now
>currently living with a 16 yr old girl in a tent near the countryside
>she ran away from home after stabbing her mother over an argument
>we're best friends
>no sexual stuff, I ain't pedo, I treat her like a small sister I need to take care
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>>45578735
>They won't come for you in your house
Ayylmao
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>>45578628
>from public lands
Keep in mind "public lands" is a very broad category, and it absolutely includes the places hobos and Mexicans drive out to en masse in their 1979 Ford pickups to do meth and ecstasy or whatever degenerates do these days, and then just awkwardly bury the bodies of whoever dies because nobody cares enough to dig up the body of a Mexican if it's more than 15' off a vehicle-accessible roadway.

What I'm saying is, these aren't moms and pops who went off for a day hike at Yosemite.
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this'll be me in a month imao
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>>45578869
>these aren't moms and pops who went off for a day hike at Yosemite.
Actully a lot of them are, minus the Yosemite part.
>>45578776
You are young still.
> Precooked diced chicken
And where are you getting this from? You dont know what it is like not to be able to move till it happens to you.
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>>45579820
>where are you getting this from
It's like 4 bucks on the ShitMart shelf, dude. I literally said, explicitly, that I'd been living like this myself in the past.
>buy a bag of diced precooked chicked
>it provides 1-3 days of chicken tacos, depending
>keep it in the cooler, if it's winter you don't even need to buy ice, it'll keep itself cold enough
And by 'cooler', I mean the sort of thing soccer-moms take to watch their shitstains play sportball and skin their knees, not some retarded fancy thing.

How long have you been homeless? If you don't yet know about precooked diced chicken from ShitMart, I highly recommend you check it out. It's not the cheapest way to feed yourself, but if you're also going to the gym regularly chicken is important in your diet and since your body(male) is absolutely relevant to your professional value it's a solid financial investment as well.

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whats the big deal? the guy will say yes 99% of the time
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>>45579289
They do it though. And the guys not always say yes. (Atleast from my experience)
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Genetics and natural selection senpai. She has one womb and has to incubate a baby for 9 months. You can impregnate as many women as you want. You are designed to compete for her and she is designed to resist seduction except from the most Chadliest of Chads. Any girl not a fucking uggo hamplanet gets hit on day after day. And this is true across the board for basically all women. They get more desperate when they hit the cougar ages, but that is biology telling them "you gotta pass on your genes somehow before your ovaries dry up".
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>>45579383
>virginal

not these days son, they hoes
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>>45579899
Women don't get hit on as much as they claim. On SOCIAL MEDIA, sure, but irl? Nah, average women get passing glances AT BEST
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>>45579375
Nah that's wrong. I'm not a Chad but girls do ask me out. They don't ask out people with severe social problems mainly, who just don't approach them. Thankfully I do have a bit of social skills, so I did get asked out by a couple of girls. Including my current gf. You just need to approach them and not to be weird. Oh also it's easier on the internet where you can hide your 3/10 face.

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She was a skater girl he said I'm gonna hurl. She wasn't good enough for him. She had a pretty face. He wouldn't take her back to his place. He was too good for her. Now she's a superstar. Picking up guys at the bar.
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Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

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Seriously what are the chances of me finding a gf as an alcoholic autistic neet?
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>>45578702
>will never have comfy lie-together time
>she will never understand when you don't want to do anything
>unable to comprehend being disillusioned with life and how much you hate it
>ywn revel in each other's lack of care for anything but each other

fucking degenerate, people like you are the only reason Stacy is elevated to such a high level in our society.
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>>45578734
How old do I have to be for that? I like the idea of it, but im only 23
>>45578788
I dont want a stacy, just a roastie. And I highly doubt Im the reason they are on a pedestal, I havent even talked to a roastie in 5 years besides cashiers. Im too autistic to even have a social life and orbit, Im a complete shut in.
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It's a biological fact there are 1.07 males born for every female resulting in millions of unwanted men so they can afford to be picky. Very unlikely.
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>>45578981
I think Im above average looking though so there has to be some chance
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>>45578565
Well if you are a alcoholic and hang out in bars you got a chance.


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