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>been failing uni on and off for two years
>can't drive
>can't socialize
>can get kicked out any minute
>parent asks me to do something, then stops me or screams about how I do it
>was a pariah in high school so no connections
Should I just join the army and start over, robots?
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there is no starting over
the life you're living right now is all you have
you cannot escape it
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>>40479552
>Should I just join the army and start over, robots?
not a bad idea if you have failed at everything else
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>>40480272
This tbqh move out with no bills learn2social be told exactly how and when to do things so you literally cant fuck it up not too bad honestly waiting around all the damn time is the worst part
T. Army fag
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>>40480343
Are you in it for the G.I. anon?
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>>40480722
Of course! Natty guard

Do not quit your life just yet edition
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>>40479502
It was good until I saw your moronic propaganda for emasculated virgins
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i stayed up until 4am on 4chan last night, big mistake so I rolled out of bed at noon

tuesday is supposed to be my schoolwork day, so i come into work at 2:30, but i didn't get any schoolwork done. had lunch and got toiletries at the supermarket and showered and got to work on time

then i was more productive than usual for a short day.

then i got home and worked on my group project with my team over discord.

and now i'm here posting. i haven't had dinner yet and i might have a greens plus shake and go to bed early.
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I did not read the convo, will do after i post here.

I'm not in a good mood, I seriously start considering suicide, mostly during night times 3-5am(I go to sleep at 5am).
My life just went downhill, I have neetbux and I am enrolled in college for the memes(its free anyways here), but I fail at life. Every evening I will write a to-do list with basic cleaning tasks and some homework to catch up with weeks of missing classes since the semester started. I oversleep, wake up at 3pm, feel like shit, consume soda and order food to feel good between 6pm and 3am, fall into my depression hole - rinse and repeat.

Every 2-3 weeks I do my cleaning duties which stacked up, feel good, go to sleep early and fall back again, only having achieved a clean apartement.

I am not american-level fat, but I gained some weight and became thicc/chubby. So I don't even feel good anymore going to the gym to get a membership and /lift/ or even to go to college, since I am usually starting to sweat disgustingly much, even though the weather is cold.
It got abit better with supplementing vitamin D and drinking more water, but I am to weak to cut soda right now, since it causes me to have a 3 day headache, quitting it cold turkey.
(Anybody wondering my weight: it is 210lbs on 6'1, I used to be 155lbs superskinny before my depression really started almost two years ago and I gained alot of weight).

I am so unhappy, I still used to run 5-10 miles twice per weak, but my weight gain caused me to get shin splints and I can't even run anymore, since it would cause the splints to come back. So I am even robbed of my only neet-tier sport activity.

I could probably deal with this all, since it is just regular depression, but I have no friends to talk to. I moved for the new semester and since I didn't go to classes I missed out on meeting new people and I fear the day I start going again, since I guess everyone will look at me and think I am a weirdo, since I missed for the first 4 weeks.
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>>40478496
I'd rather not meditate on how shitty I feel rn.
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A girl I am attracted to at work came up and wanted to throw a ball around. Pretty cool mang. First day where I haven't felt like a complete failure.

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I mean it seems really comfy and shit, just looking at the threads. Honestly, I mean shit, there is a neet thread on that shit, right now asking about living off the land.

I myself want to achieve a thru hike of the pacific crest trail, sometime in my life.

What /out/ shit do you want to do, or actually have done?
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>>40480749
Most of the boards on 4chan that are slow traffic are nice places with dedicated people.
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>tfw no gf to go camping with
>tfw no gf to go to a place in the countryside with low light pollution and watch the stars
>with just the two of us, and maybe a doggo
I'm as /in/ as it gets, but these feels are real
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This is why we redirect normies to /trash/ instead of a good and innocent board such as /out/.
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/out/ tan

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You can only choose one: A career that pays and YOU LOVE IT or being in a mediocre job but having a 7+/10 wife
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>>40480241
>>40480361
>>40480417
Dude, YOU'RE the one who comes into every thread rambles enough to fill a book and calls people trash, idiots etc.

Is your brain that messed up from the decades of drug abuse to realize how annoying and hypocritical you come across?
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And now, my wife has finished making her famous badass homemade eggplant parmesan with garlic bread and a Caesar salad, and we are going to watch a little bit of TV.

Everybody have a good time and be sure to treat yourself well... seeya later...
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Meaningless question, there's a point where a woman could be so good that it'd outweigh the mediocre job and there's a point where no gf would outweigh a good job.

Maybe if it was a 7+/10 who LOVES YOU I'd do that but an roastie wife could actively make things worse
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Career. I'll be booming with confidence since I love my job, so that'll attract the QTs
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>>40480713

Hahaha!!! I literally almost just sprayed coffee out of my nose... That was funny as shit, man....

...lol @ you thinking I don't realize 'how annoying and hypocritical I come across'....

... did you actually think this was accidental ?... did you think I'm not in complete control of how everybody perceives me ?.....

Let me guess... You probably thought I came here to 'be liked' ?.....

Hahahahahahaha !!!

... like I said, now it's time for my wife and I to enjoy a fantastic dinner at home and watch a little bit of TV....

Take care and be sure to treat yourself well

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i'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day199
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part 5 anime WHEN
>>40480658
I got here really early today. So so close to 200! Are you enjoying the changing season, kakyoinbot? Or are you more of a summer person?
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Don't you mean the guy who got turned into a donut?
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>>40480718
I am 100% loving winter I like it much better than summer

>>40480726
basically yes
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>>40480762
I agree! I think autumn is my favorite season since it falls in that perfectly cool period between summer and winter, just enough to start wearing longer clothes but not too cold to be bothered when it gets windy. That's not to say winter doesn't come with its own benefits too, it's just a shame it rarely snows where I live.

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You were seen today.
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you have to walk past them

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Who is the cutest girl that browses 4chan and why she is Insomnia-Chan
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>>40480280
Anon please don't take her bait. She knows she's adorable, but she wants others to say it out loud. Women do this shit all the time in person and on social media.
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>tfw no druggie alcoholic eastern europe gf
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>>40480318
Oooh I see, I don't know anything about wumen
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>>40480386
I genuinely don't think I'm attractive and I'm still mystified by the fact that people like me.
I'll try to stop with the self-hate, though, I guess it just makes it look like I want attention.
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>>40479128
funnily enough her instagram got hacked last night. She got fairly popular on it and she didnt have the trace of r9k on her so she had almost a fresh start. Then some guy she fucked over hacked her insta and Discord and leaked a bunch of personal convos LOL

Why you hate her?

Explain the reasons.
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is that the bitch that killed selena

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Holy shit they made an Elliot Roger movie!

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Does anyone on this board realise just how fucked (older) robots? I mean, we are well and truly fucked to the point where we are no longer be able to enter niches that used to accommodate robots and social outcasts. Hell, most of those niches are now doing well cos they were centred something constructive and created a common point for weirdos to socialise around. If I had joined anything in my late teens or even early 20s, no matter how stupid it was, I would probably be in a better place. Now even those places are too good for us. Older robots have nothing; vidya, comics and anime are all in the realm of the normies.

Look at this picture, even fucking furries are doing better than us. Those fat disgusting slobs with a twisted fetish have been able to elevate themselves into hard-bodied fags and (a handful of) slim babes with a twisted fetish and a social group. I bet even the prison gay number are NOW lower than what 4chan yellow boards are experiencing NOW.
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>>40480615
I'm there too.
Just trust me anon, I do nothing but jerk off all day, ive nutted blood twice.
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>>40480625
>blood
That's mildly concerning.
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>>40480625
I don't think that's normal anon. Are you jewtilated?
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>>40480671
Yeah but it was fine the next wank so its alright.
>>40480672
I am jewtilated but doubt it had anything to do with it, just fapped way too much. I remember a comedian mentioned he fapped so much he nutted blood. Never believed him until I nutted a blood red sploogey all over my kleenex. But he seemed fined so I figured it happens. Just gotta slow down the pace you know.
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>>40480744
Chances are you're deathgripping way too fucking hard to the point you're chafing or tearing internally. Get a fleshlight brah they're worth it 100%. You probably won't feel shit the first couple times you use it but they just get progressively better the more you do.

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>be me
>graduated high-school last spring
>played junior hockey so I lived away from home the last two years
>come home after the season and say fuck it I want to get on with my life instead of trying to be a college hockey player
>enlist in the air-guard to pay for college
>don't go to basic till december
>stuck at home in a town where i don't know anyone
>start getting involved in church
>get a pretty good group of friends
>one girl in the group is an 8/10 brunette
>really hit it off
>whenever the group hangs out we spend most of the time talking just the two of us
>start hanging out by ourselves a lot
>she invites me swing dancing
>me being a hockey player that has no idea how to dance reluctantly says yes

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>>40480464
Serves you right! You trusted a roastie!
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>>40480464
>be highschool grad
>be normie who played sports

already knew a roastie would be involved in this story


GOD I HATE CAPTCHA
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>>40480464
As someone who is currently stuck at their home town after high school, I understand your feels. Hope things get better for you Catholic, Pr*testant or Orthodox bro.
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>>40480508
>hehe you played sports and were active,YOUR NOT A REAL ROBOT!!!!!
The absolute state of this board.
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>>40480573
Thanks m80 also pr*testant

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How do you take your meat, neet boy?
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>>40479910
Get the stomach lasers defense system, all you gotta do is turn yourself off and login in a new model
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>>40475828
>t. tapeworm

not falling for your tricks
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>>40475893
The state of modern /r9k/ summed up in one horrible post.
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>bake in the oven until 125f
>sear in pan oiled pan 1 minute each side
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>>40475665
Depending on the cut and quality, medium rare to medium

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>fembot stops responding

I really wish I was able to be a shota forever
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>>40480587
>Unironically this
I want to be a qt elf shota
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the real feel
wouldbniec

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Why do I find nothing funny? A lot of people I know in their spare time look up videos and memes, but I have no interest to do that. Sometimes I'll do that but it's just to find stuff to make other people laugh. I know I'm depressed; I'm on abilify but nothing's funny still.. Plus don't depressed people get their only joy out of comedy?
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>>40479327
Not OP but I had a hearty kek.
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Just give rick and morty a watch. If u don't laugh u aren't human
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!
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doodoo peepeee stink fart sniff kaka farts lawl
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>>40479199
It's different for me. I find the suffering of lesser people entertaining. But I still like people regardless.
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>>40479327
A lot of greentexts are pretty great.
>>40479371
Very true, especially youtubers...
>>40479971
I enjoy rick and morty but I don't laugh at it weirdly.. I do smoke weed on occasion which helps me laugh a little but I wish I could do it naturally.
>>40480034
Again, entertaining but not really funny usually. Expand on what type of suffering.


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