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Who /addictedtoporn/ here?
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>>43435511
STOP watching porn.

Varger originalo
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>tfw can easily get erect and horny but i barely feel anything when i cum

help
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>>43435511
You're not addicted to porn unless you find yourself watching it while you're not masturbating, which you probably don't, because that would be weird.
You're addicted to making cummies and giving yourself a dose of dopamine.

how is your sleep cycle, robots?

I get maybe 4 hours of sleep a day. Is this bad?
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>>43434663
I dont follow or know anything about either of them besides that stream and the infamous black pill video, but the consensus in that thread was that they had fucked.
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If I'm tired I tend to sleep very very little
I guess they are quality sleep hours and I only need about 5 hours, today 4 and a half, to be full of energy.
Other days I can sleep 10 hours if I go to bed when I'm not that tired.
So I stay up until I really need to sleep
Works on my machine :)
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>>43433965
For me 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep would be heaven. The few times that I managed to sleep like that I woke up well rested. Thing is, I have trouble falling and staying asleep. I never sleep more than 45-60 minutes before waking up. I feel as bad as you can imagine.
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>>43434916
Damn dude, that sounds like hell. How long has that been going on?
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I get 8 hours of sleep every night, no matter what. My actual sleep "cycle" is inconsistent. Some nights I stay up later than others. Anyway, I'm off to sleep, hopefully my dream will occur in this mossy ruin.

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>dont want to drink
>friend just gave me a bunch of weed
>smoke some
>just want to enjoy music
>chest tightens up, every concern i could conceive of is now my main focus
>heavy stuff is too aggressive
>soft stuff is scary and lonely and sad
>see suicide as the only way out

Man, i love weed.

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>tfw no qt randalec brownladyman gf to meme and play ch with all day

Are you troubled by the things you are missing out on in this life?
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my origuninlo wife
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>>43435406
My wife has E cups right now. Breast feeding. She's never looked better and we're getting old af. I'm lucky, when we met they were C. I know the number matters a lot but I can't remember it. They're huge. I've always loved huge tits, saggy ones, and milfs... So I get to have the weed I want even when we're really really old. Thick women who don't every get truly fat are the best wife material
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Yes very much
But at this point I just want out of hikkineetdom into some decent paying stable job in a non annoying state with decent health benefits and decent opportunities for other things in life
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>>43435594
>decent opportunities for other things in life
Go on.
>decent pay/job
Go on.
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>>43434802
>that belly button

UGH DISGUSTING

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Greetings wagecuck, mirin' my bucket?
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This thread does faster than my ass hole expands when I rub my fingers on it.
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>>43434886
u mad whyt boi
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ANCIENT meme

only oldfags will remember
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>>43435009
This and the bazinga thread are all that's left of the oldchan on this board. Fuck, this place sucks.
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>>43435630
>bazinga
>oldchan

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>tfw 5foot 7inches
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>6'3
>still just as lonely as the lot of you
Height isn't our issue boys, we just retarded
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>>43433738
try 5'8 in the netherlands, you don't know real pain
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>>43434444
the quads of quiet suffering.
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>>43434053
Are you trying to say the average woman in Serbia is 175cm tall? Stop lying. In no country of the world is the average female height even close to that.
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>>43433706
You know what you gotta do. Acquire currency and fuck bitches.

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>tfw no qt aussie physics PhD student gf

Why keep on living?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYN9euMvd_U&ab_channel=Tibees
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>>43435346
Not attracted to convicts, sorry
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>>43435479
>claim to be smartypants
>can't even solve this
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>>43435479
Careful, that statement smells like Dunning-Kruger effect.
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>>43435559
no your the dunning-kruger affect dumbass my iq is off the chart i'll have you know that my brain was hooked up to a machine as a child as part of a government experiment to create a new generation of genius and i was so smart the computer exploded. i challenged stephen hawking to connect 4 and tic tac toe at the same time and i beat the shit out of that drooling retard.
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I am a brainlet

And I will impregnate her and regress the IQ of her bloodline.

This is my fetish.

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Is Postal 2 the most robot game ever created?
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>>43434357
There was no AK in the game though. Is there an AR-15 version?
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>>43434862
Why don't you torrent it? Are you really that stupid?
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>>43434862
you cant ban video games dude , its not like the installer ceases to work when you're in a certain country .
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Postal 2 is shit compared to first Postal, original was a really sick & sad-but-funny game about a guy who went mad on a killing spree, running amok for a blue suicide
Sequel went hard for the south park feel that attracted 14 years old edgy kids
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Fucked if I know, but I love it.

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please be comfy!

i want all my anons to be comfy! I am sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw7aMVvPDmc
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>>43433803
>>43433921
>>43434127
>>43434238

this fucking sucked, sorry bois. i'm much too tired right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSPCeHbhScU&index=22&list=PLC_tDOYxcZZclBaZgdKpAOp8OsnPKjAE3

it is time for me to sleep
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https://youtu.be/DZVWbQH3-XA

hope this fits the bill of being comfy
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be calm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywIfhavpQrQ
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i have no reason to wake up each morning.
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The whole movie is comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVTs9AngpRc

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Rants
Ramblings
Reflections
And
Revival
Of
A
Reclusive
Dumbass


Contains

Existence


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Which group would win an all out personality war?
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>>43433983
INTJ are aloof and distant.
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Where my ENTP niggas at?
Share some feels.
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>16 personalities
>Thinking that that accurately describes all humans
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>>43420758
INTJ and you wouldn't know until it's already over
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>>43420758
I'm intp t

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ITT: Things that girls will never say to you.

I will start

>He looks like you anon
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>I had a great time with you today
>I won't leave you I promise.
>are you crying?
>No, no it's just really cute, do you really love me that much?
>I'm so glad I met you
>wake up sleepy head let's take a shower and get breakfast!
>OH ANON!OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
>you've made me the happiest woman alive!
>hey anon....could we....Could we try for a baby?
>I know you're scared of being a father but you'll be a much better father than yours was.
>I love reading your stories anon you should publish one
>Oh stop taking pictures of me teehee

I just want to love someone and be loved so bad, why can't I have someone to love and cherish.
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>>43435249
Why the fuck did I read this
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>>43435249
p-post stories pls desu
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>>43435249
TFW I'm a disgusting faggot and noone will ever say these things to me. Why can't I just like tits?
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>I'm so glad I met you anon

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Anyone else find non-penetrative porn fucking hot?

Dry humping, lap dances, grinding, assjobs...

Sometimes it's nice to take a break from hardcore porn.
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>>43435267
Yeah I do know him unfortunately he is a disgusting fat dicklet.
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>>43435080
i actually have that video saved on my phone so yeah. i like em
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>>43435130
the censorship is kinda hot because i like denial
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>>43435080
>>43435468
what video is it? originally of course
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>>43435580
just search "grinding" on pornhub

>Be me, Middle Eastern
>17, fap too much
>Find porn that degrades East Asian women on Tumblr
>Blogs are run by Chinese women, fap to them
>Eventually they turn into white man worship porn
>Still fap
>Find Arab/Muslim qts worshiping White Cock
>Now 20
>Still fapping to it.
>Boils my blood but satisfies my peepee

I Wanna fucking die.

The worst part is my Oneitis prefers white men too. It gets worse though! She chose White friend who I don't really like too over me. It gets worse though, they flirt in raceplay like ways as well. It gets worse though. Asian qt friend tells me she loves white dudes too. She likes the same dude.


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>>43434107
I'll keep that in mind, thanks. And they say 4chan is bad for you...
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>>43433299
So you're a racial cuck plenty of retards like you around. Just don't ask me to fuck your gf in front of you.
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I have a murder fetish. But I somewhat prefer being murdered and I'd never harm someone without just cause in real life.
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>>43434180
Not exactly. I never fantasized about myself being cucked like that.
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>>43434180
>don't ask me
(Pls ask me...)


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