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I ate tons of toast and now my pee smells like butter

Do you have a suicide plan /r9k/??.
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>>41757090
That's what I'm ready to endure to end the suffering. There is a chance I'll be in coma
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My plan is going away from my country to some country such like Japan or some comfy one. I'll use Nembutal but if I can't get it I'll use Co2 if not, I'll hang myself, jump off, or maybe a gunshot. I want to disappear and be nothing to not feel anything, no more pain, no more suffering. I've managed to get 1k for my plan I'm just getting some more money for it I need like 4k or 5k, once I get that which it'll be in some months I'll start setting up everything and then just doing it. I'll leave a note perhaps only if I jump off. If I get it with Nembutal I won't leave anything.
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>>41757087
I was gonna do it either way, thought I'd give 'em a show
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drunk, off a cliff

i keep the money for the booze and train ticket in a special box
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>>41757139
If you hang yourself the right way then hanging isnt too painful. The trick is to cut off bloodflow rather than strangle yourself, since lack of bloodflow to the brain knocks you out in about 10 seconds. If you pad the rope with something soft it wont cut into your skin as much either.

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Anyone else here have zero interaction with the opposite sex? I feel like the last person here who has felt the bliss of being truly untouched
>tfw kissless handholdless virgin
>26
>most interaction with a girl was dull and often very awkward conversations in highschool and college
>tfw closest i ever came to sex was having these painfully awkward convos
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>>41756115
>elementary school
>mandatory dance class
>everybody was forced to dance with a girl which means holding hands with a girl
>get paired up with an arab girl, the only darker girl in the whole class
>dind't want to touch her so tried to paly it as a joke, thought I was genius for my acting skills
>years later realise how autistic I should have looked
>teacher sighs and pairs me up with some dude, arab girl with some other gorl
>mfw felt really smug for not having to touch icky brown girl

22 yo kissless virgin whose interaction with girls is minimal and only at my job
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>>41756061
Yeah, well I'm 30 and have as much experience as you. There's 12 year olds that have more experience than me. Feels really bad typing that man.
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>>41756061
>tfw you see the opposite sex as a completely different (yet sexy) alien race
>they're like a different species
>interact with them so little that you just don't understand what's going through their heads and can only see through a male point of view rather than a female one too
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>>41756061
Been avoiding females like the plague since my last gf, she was my 4th, but longest relationship of them all(first 3 were around 1 month, she was 3 years). We broke up in 2015.
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>>41756061
hey i just turned 26 and im a khv too
only difference is women do want to talk to me but since im not chad they have 0 interest in me beyond that
im not even obese or deformed too, just a plain looking manlet
life is suffering

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You know you'll never be a real girl, even though you put all that effort into makeup and cute clothes and making yourself look pretty?

But that's okay. I still love you all the same.
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>>41757052
no its not

i just wasnt meant to be happy
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>>41757059
why even live with this feel
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>>41757059
Only if they're actually passable
I'd feel terrible giving them undeserved compliments to be honest. I wouldn't want someone doing that to me.
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>>41755969
Anon! I recognize you, you're the same avatarfriend from /lgbt/! Poor anon, its too bad that we are too far from eachother. I am in the South East, but I hope you get lucky in the future and do find someone...
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>>41757088
Nah lying can be okay.
Well I always frame it as YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO ME.
Eye of the beholder and all that.
I don't give a fuck if Chad eyes them up, I'd rather they believe nobody wants them but me.

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you will never have a blind qt gf

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>tfw no childhood friend suicide pact gf
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>>41757176
i know this feel anon
...it hurts
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>>41757176
>Tfw no suicide pact robot bf.

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Ask a man that's had the same song stuck in his head for 3 years anything.
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>>41756245
Lmfao this is literally my problem when writing music or learning songs.

Oh that would sound goo- how did it go again?
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What song is it and why is it shit
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On Der farm he had aa dog moo moo moo
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E I E l O
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AND ON THAT FARM

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The last one went well so let's have another Hug Your Family thread. Hug someone and say you love them, post results. Or talk about any problems you have with your family and see if any anons can help out. Or share cute stories about your family.
Trips please don't trip.
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>>41756977
>3D
Don't be a pleb. But fine.
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My dad started kissing me on the cheek after I moved out for no reason. One time we accidentally locked lips and I wanted to die of cringe. He still does it. What do?
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>>41757033
Tell him you'd like him to stop.
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>>41757005
She looks like a dyke though
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>>41757143
But that's the hot part.

Will I regret losing my virginity to a local slut?
I'm 21 in my last year of college and this 18 year freshman old slut wants to fuck me but I dunno. Also kinda weird since I know the guy she fucked and am friends with him too sorta.

Funny too because if this happened last year I would have done it without a second thought but lately I've been caring less and less about having sex ever.

She's cute-ish and will probably do anything I tell her in bed though. Pic kinda related, obviously not her but kinda close
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>>41755055
My first time was at 27 and the girl came buckets and told me my cock was big...does that count as awkward first time if I nailed it in almost every way except my own massive internal anxiety?
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>>41754397
If a girl WANTS to fuck you, it means you're going to have the time of your life. Go for it.
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18 year old sluts are the ones you wanna fuck.. why did you even make this topic?
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Are you sure she's not fucking with you?
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>>41754397
Go for it, youll only regret it later.
Again, GO FOR IT MEN ARE ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE THING, FUCKING WOMEN!

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>tfw one of my friends blocked me on steam.

I keep thinking about it every night and it hurts me deep inside. I can't be the only one who knows this feel.
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>>41757127
8 months?
What did you do man?
You have to really pull a big ass stunt in germany to get 8 months for a drug charge.
Dont tell me you were slinging H or Crack. BEcause thats dumb
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>>41757082
I'm not OP but I added you. My friend list is empty, I'd like to fill it
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>>41757027
>one of my friends
Stopped reading there.
Normies out
>>41757127
>jail
>dude i wanna get laid lol
Normies out
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>>41757119
U GALL ME RETASD? YUO MUSD BE RTANNY FABGOT I MIDE BE MURGAN SKINLET BUD U SOULBOJ AHAEHAEHEH
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>>41757119
English no good you, no?

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>Mfw I have to make some phonecalls today for my job research
The mere thought of dialing the numbers is killing me.
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>>41755710
not at all autistic, I do the exact same thing when doing marketing calls for my job. Even down to the "I'm good how are you" I plan to say "that's good to hear, I'm fine thanks." answer.
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>>41755311
>tfw i have to go observe the elderly at the local senior center for my final project
i hope i don't have to talk to them, the rubric only talks about observing them
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>>41755311
>tfw just went and signed papers for quitting my job
back to NEETdom for me
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I approach sending emails, phonecalls, all anxiety inducing social situations with an aggression. I get mad at having to do it, or the fact that putting it off is hurting me, or just how much anxiety it is causing me and that lets me be confident because when you are mad you don't care what you look like to others. "fuck this im calling!" that's how I think of it
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>>41756198
They will talk at you.

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Why the fuck haven't I died of natural causes or by some freak accident yet
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to die soon from a medical condition that's been fucking me up since I was a child and I just feel really confused on what to do. I'm not much for hedonism or sentimentality, so it's not like I want to go out with a bang or anything. My current plan is to just live my boring normal life until the pain becomes too much and I'm hospitalised before wasting away. I still just feel like I'm supposed to do something, though. I dunno.
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You not finished or you done.
Obviously
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I feel the same way. All this crazy shit happens to so many people. Meanwhile I'm over here, haven't eaten a vegetable in 5 years, don't get any sunlight or exercise and just generally making horrible decisions in life.
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>>41755962
What condition is this?
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>>41755354
It will happen to you the moment after you finally become happy in life. That's just how life works. The devil designed it.

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Daily reminder that japanese boys look like this, and they all want to be your bf

All you have to do is move to japan
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>>41756836
Bars around Shinjuku 2-chome
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Wrong. I've tried approaching them while I was there.

They were too scared of my American chad cock. If your over 6', you'll find no luck in JP.
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>>41757055
I'm 5'8" and I find guys much taller than me scary. I'd never be with a guy 6' or above.
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>>41757055
You probably don't know how and when to approach people.
I am that tall and at least with women have no trouble.
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>>41755945
wtf i live in japan, none of the guys are like that. additionally everyone would be creeped out if you went up and approached them. it's not a robot friendly culture

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I realized that all my friends are awkward, racist, Chinese teen boys today.
When I'm not with them I'm in class and when I'm not in class I'm playing video games or watching fucking hentai or on 4chan race baiting.
This is not how a teenage girl should spend her time.
How do I fix my life and become a normal Stacy.
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>>41755021
>tfw no chink friends with who to make fun of niggers and whitey
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>>41755928
It is not, white cuck boy. This site is owned by an Asian.
Now kys
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>>41755965
This site was created by a white man.
>>41755946
You have to go back.
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>>41755066
>stacy
>cool hobbies
you mean hobbies shes ((interested)) in purely because men she fancies are interested in them
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>>41757144
Nope, some girls surprise surprise unironically like games.

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ITT >thatkid
>that kid who looked like a school shooter but was really chill all along
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>>41756804
>Can't refute the point so he uses le meme arrows to say 'lolz u mad bro?'
Nice response hill billy
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>>41756564
Nah not worse cause at least it takes epic balls to troll that hard and harkens back to Germany's best period. Trying to anime in the Japanese class is just pure cringe.
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>>41756873
Was there a refutable point there or did you just play >le racism card?
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That one kid who the art teacher hated with a fiery passion
[Spoiler] was me [\spoiler]
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>>41756564
Sorry but
>>41756894
is utterly right. I heard a story where some weeb tried talking to the "sensei" about some random anime and the teacher just stared at him until he backed off. Funny thing is most of the weebs drop out because they can't keep up and try doing their own thing.


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