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Reminder for every male that browses this board
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>>48335457
but isn't this a grill thread? you got some splainin to do mang

Anyone else just want to commit suicide and leave this shithole planet behind?
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>>48333311
>LET'S
>START
>A
>SUICIDE
>CULT
ORIGINALLY
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I think that maybe suicide is really the only way to transcend this world on our own terms and time. That or we let this world slowly kill us and drive us mad through it's absurd conditions, driven mad trying to reconcile with others and their arbitrary beliefs and wishes.
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I'm in OP.
where are we meeting up? We can do it welcome to nhk style
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>>48333311
And go ot a worse place? No, thank you.
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>>48334561

Are you in Europe or North America? Do you have money to travel?

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ITT post your "matches" on okcupid, tinder or whatever and others judge if you're a robot

Okcupid - "special blend" to let the algorithm pick girls on the same attractiveness level as you according to them, or matches(both of you liked each other)

Tinder - matches or the first ugly gal that comes up
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>>48331675
yo is that the dude from yo la tengo?
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>>48331483
>only fucked two girls
Fuck off my board normalnigger
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>>48331921
>t. mad white boy
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>>48333766
fuck off larping nerd
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>>48332052
>looking for women ages 18-99

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Ask an anon with an autistic gf anything. Yes, I'm the same anon from previous thread. We've been dating about half a year now, and she is still the most incredible girl I've ever dated.

>high functioning autist, maybe aspergers?
>I had suspicions she was autistic but it was confirmed after we went through some personal diaries
>she got really scared when I got to the part about her being diagnosed as autistic and she curled up in a ball going "no no no no no no no"
>she used to be bullied for it, for "tv talk" involving her only being able to communicate using phrases characters said from kids shows and cartoons
>she was curled up like that because she was worried I'd leave her when I found out
>I told her everything was okay and it didn't change out I thought about her

So what kind of autistic traits does she have?

>artificial or flat tone of voice
>does not get a lot of jokes or sarcasm, I usually have to explain them to her after and then she closes her eyes and goes "OHHHHHHH!!"
>uses a lot of canned phrases, limited vocabulary
>doesn't understand a lot of social norms most adult girls understand

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Glad for you but is something like this sustainable long term?
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>>48332530
Where'd you find her anon?

Original
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>>48332530
>she got really scared when I got to the part about her being diagnosed as autistic and she curled up in a ball going "no no no no no no no"
>>she was curled up like that because she was worried I'd leave her when I found out
>>I told her everything was okay and it didn't change out I thought about her

Jesus Christ anon that's cute and adorable.Please take good care of her, anon.
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>>48332530
STOP ANON! BREAK UP WITH HER RIGHT NOW! AUTISTIC GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR AUTISTIC MEN, WE ALREADY OUTNUMBER THEM BY A CRAZY PROPORTION THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TO GO AROUND, STOP TAKING OUR AUTISTIC GIRLFRIENDS FOR FUCK'S SAKE HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY CHANCE WITH NEUROTYPICALS
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>>48332584
How's the pussy anon? Is she nice and tight and energetic during banging?

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Here's a thought. Social life is a system just like any other with its own rules for becoming successful in it.

Maybe robots are just people who are too dumb to figure out the rules
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socializing is boring and fake

OP is a faggot
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>>48335422
>Maybe robots are just people who are too dumb to figure out the rules
We just don't bother since the rules require us to work our asses off for something that normalfags have by default

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>question the legitimacy of any secular moral system
>never question the legitimacy of God's moral system
Have they never considered that God might not be the good guy? Dude advocated slavery and stoning your children to death.
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>>48332359
>Dude advocated slavery and stoning your children to death.
Can you logically explain why those practices are immoral without resorting to empathy which is simply an emotion and thus inherently subjective and irrelevant to objective morality?
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>>48332359
Religion is just the oldest cope in existence
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>>48335092
Atheism is a modern cope.
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>>48334870
but why would the universe have the capacity for that to happen if it is not to exist that long.
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>>48335162
How is atheism a cope? It literally provides no solace or eventual justice

who else here is /sickbot/ ?
I'm was never ugly or even that awkward but since my first MS flare-up I lost most of my muscle mass from fatigue and I can't speak without slurring every word.
girls think I'm a retard and they avoid me as soon as they hear me talk.

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>"So Anon... I hear you have a little crush on me?"

You have 3 seconds to respond.
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>>48330265
Nu niggers say it too
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sorry but thats impossible. I hate blonde. Also you look like a bitch
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>>48330221
You wish, blondie
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>>48330221
"Bitch you need hearing aids, I didn't say anything of the sort."
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>>48330221
It depends, doll. Do you like it?

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Not depressed, looking for good reasons to kill myself.

Why?
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>>48335312
I havn't told anyone I want to die tho
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Not depressed, looking for good reasons to kiIl myself.

Why?
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>>48335359
Not depressed, Iooking for good reasons to kiIl myself.

Why?
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>>48335295
>no one will truely love you, not even your parents
>you won't procreate in the West, nor East
>life is meaningless, not even your hobbies will give it value
>you will suffer if you don't blind yourself with shit like religion, hope, desire for a better life
Just end it if you have balls
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>>48335295
maybe its because youre a loser and due to your worthless existence your brain has come to the conclusion that suicide is your best option

>really want some motherfucking sausage rolls
>a kid took the last 3 of them from the stand
COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU ALREADY GOT A FUCKING BAGEL I'M STARVING
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>next stand doesn't even have any
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
DON'T MAKE ME JEW OUT ON FUCKING CHIPS

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/ayukawa/

It has been over a week since I blew 0.41 BAC and almost died to alcohol poisoning.
Miraculously I don't need to have a liver transplant, but if I did, I'd probably be dead because I've got nobody to give me one.
Jesus I'm fucked.
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>>48335267
>Wtf is BAC??
Big Asian Cock
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>>48335292
.41" is a BAC
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>>48335252
Because I just needed to tell someone.
Someone had to know I almost killed myself.
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>>48335289
Probably have before, shit memory desu. Thanks though
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>>48335292
that's an oxymoron
orginal

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Reminder that even this skinny turboautist with shit face genetics has girls and homos alike thirsting over him. All it takes is solid speaking ability and basic confidence.
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>>48334413
He has top tier body language aswell. Never misses a beat. Leagues ahead of any clumsy neckbeard.
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>>48334413
He's a decent and genuine person. Sure he has his quirks but you can tell that he really has passion for what he does and regardless of all of that he just likes doing what he likes doing and he doesn't really care whether people thinks he's weird or not. That's attractive about him, it's not often you come across as people who are so unabashedly themselves.
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i always knew he was a normie. perhaps a little eccentric.
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>>48334413
He has good white genes, fuck off
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>>48335347
>good white genes

>ok class make groups of 3
>25 students
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>that one teacher who stopped group projects because she felt sorry for me
>tfw someone felt so bad for me always being alone they changed how they teach
i feel a mix of embarrassment, importance and somewhat touched
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>>48304772
Yeahhhh, that didn't fucking happen.
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>That time period when we have to do a wave of presentations starts
>I'm illogically scared by talking in front of class groups
>Not talking about that shy angsty type of bullshit
>literally shaking like experiencing a shock, adrenaline shots like fighting a bear and stuttering like some twat
>was made fun of by especially my "friends group"

>crushing on some girl
>we on graduation trip to our countrys capital
>bitch gets fingered on exctasy by some fat fuck from my friends group

>literal bullying by same friends group until I break mentally, had to do 8 months of therapy, still not fully repaired
>this included bullying all my goals and interests to the point of losing desire in fulfilling them.

And now, four months ago, they dislocated my shoulder by fucking around too much and now I am also physically fucked, while lifting and boxing was the only thing I had to me. Spend those last four months in my bed browsing the web. No need to mention that I finally broke off our contact and ghosted them. I plan on bashing their skulls in when they happen to annoy me again. I've reached the boiling point, I have no joys in life anymore.
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Follow-up of: >>48335255

>New school year starts for A-Levels
>Decide to not be a bullied weak and shy faggot anymore
>Take up lifting, don't treat girls nicely anymore because of a few incidents before, don't take shit anymore from anyone and be a cunt
>half of my so called friend group from before also is in this a levels school
>They get instantly liked by everyone there
>While I get hated by everyone there
>Literally even more of an social outcast than before
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>>48304173
Just lie and make something up

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I lost my virginity to a whore last night and I fucking hated it. Her pussy smelled like shit which was a major turn off and the whole interaction just felt weird and artificial, i cant really describe it. What a waste of $150, I should of just bought more oxycodone.
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>>48333288
That is cheap? lol
Here in Eastern Europe you can get a young whore with $30.
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same. fucking a hooker just made me realize that i dont want sex i want love.
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Hookers won't help you experience psychological intimacy, which is what you are craving, kid! You shouldn't have done it. You are also endangering the physical health of your future partners.
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>>48333288
In the UK you can find a smackhead skank to give you a handjob for a tenner and a bj for 20-30 GBP.
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>>48332071
that's why it's so expensive




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