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serious question
are women completely insane now?
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>>83519051
Women are a meme sex. They never evolved to be independent and rational beings. This is why you see how their brains don't work properly in an emancipated state. They were designed to not think and instead let their husband or father do all the thinking while they remained quiet and obedient.
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>>83521027
accurized your image
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>>83520839
They never loved like you think they did anon. Movies, tv, books, they're fiction. They're not real.
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>>83520716
in the movie A.I. they had a male sexbot but he was just tortured chad. they werent ready in 2001 for womens true sexuality, which is to get forcibly hydraulic mating pressed by hundreds of tons of heavy machinery
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>>83520668
>normalfags repeat braindead shit ad nauseum and take it seriously
>call it ironic le meme joke if you criticize it or don't approve in any way
I honestly could be wrong, but sometimes I feel like it's all just about circlejerking and social signaling by repeating the lastest anchovy murp noise, their memes don't even mean anything
the punch line to every meme since 2020 has been it doesn't mean anything and old people/autists don't get it (because it doesn't mean anything) therefore it's hilarious
then you shoehorn it into everything and laugh when people wonder why it's supposed to be funny, and if anyone dares to find this beneath them they are overthinking and you must be fun at parties chud

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I turn 28 today and im very depressed that I never lived out any youthful fantasies. I wish I had friends and fucked a lot of girls and expirimented with drugs and made a ton of music. A decade of my life, the best years, gone due to fear and self hatred. I have not experienced the requisite amount of youthful expression to avoid being extremely bitter as a middle aged and elderly man. Im so scared. To be wrinkly, bitter, and have a chip on your shoulder is the worst fate. A pit in your stomach and pure envy any time you see a group of college kids. I fucked up so badly.
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I dont care about youthful faggot shit, I just want a girlfriend (female) who gives me cuddles, sex, a home life
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>>83520654
Why uglier? Did you get fatter/balder or do you just look aged?
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>>83520369
If it makes you feel any better you probably would've turned out bitter anyways. A couple bad experiences with women is all it'd take.
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>>83521065
Not fat, not bald yet but I see the hairline changing, skin aged, face more sunken. I guess it's not only age probably a lot is from being a basket case and not sleeping. No one so far has run from seeing my pic at least
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>>83520369
For a man, your 30s are unquestionably your best years. It's when strength peaks, you're making money in your career, probably have a house, a wife, friends, etc. I could never go back to my 20s. Why be poor, living at home, being uncertain?

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breeders are scum that are perpetuating the disease that is humanity for their own selfish gain
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>>83519318
>t. hasn't seen the matrix
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>>83518306
>perpetuating the disease that is humanity for their own selfish gain
If you truly hated humanity so much to hold this stance in earnest you would kill yourself tonight.
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Why don't antinatalists just kill themselves? It's a common question, but they know the answer. It also happens to be the same reason for having kids. So silly to condemn others while they selfishly consume as well.
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>>83519922
anti-natalism is the end result of a jewish mind virus that started before feminism, with the poisoning of whites into thinking that there are too many people in the world. in truth, the only people who are trying to convince you to not have kids are the ones who intend on killing off their offspring or populating the world with their own.
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>>83519294
It's clear you get no action and never will.

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How are rape victims suppose to go to therapy if the person they're visiting is called a "therapist"?
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>>83521372

That could be a legitimate etymological noticing, but keep digging. Etymology is one of the best sources of esoteric knowledge hidden in plain sight.

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Have you thought about enrolling in college for the first time? Is it dawning on you that you may have missed out on something?
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>>83519889
I enrolled at 29 (week before my 30th birthday) and now I'm 32 and halfway finished with my degree, but currently taking an off year and just NEETing. I start again next August.

>Is it dawning on you that you may have missed out on something?
idk what this means, missing out on an education? or do you mean social "experiences"?
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>>83519889
I went to university and got a master's. I am thinking of returning and doing a PhD. I realised I love R&D and teach more than I love delivering shit and talking to clients.

I'm love summer at work because kids turn up and I spent most of my time teaching and challenging them. I love interns, juniors and arguing theory with other seniors.
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>>83520575
i forgot to mention

>>83519909
>If you go to College as a 30+ year old and expect to have a social life you're going to be an outcast and a strange creepy figure.
no one treats me this way or thinks this though, no one knows my age or has guessed correctly. I usually tell people I worked for a couple years before going back to school and they assume I'm more like 24~ because of that. Most grad students are pushing 30 years old. Completely normal.
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>>83519889
Im 30 enrolling in college in EU as an American because its basically free or way cheaper

I probably wont be making friends with college kids though but will with others

>>83519909

I don't think so, in public university in the US i seen people as old as their 40s. I still look about 22 myself so i shouldn't stick out too much
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I don't know what classes I'd take anyway. I don't know how people pick.

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why are some people successful in life while others are failures(like me)?
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>>83521281
Google *mommy and daddys golden child*
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>>83521281
>why are some people successful in life while others are failures(like me)?
because success if not an infinite thing. it's actually rare. to gain success, you have to feed off the mass of failures. you are essentially fuel for someone else who is successful
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calvinist
Some of us are predetermined losers
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>>83521400
What can we do to stop this madness

>take a piss
>two streams come out
>massive piss stain on the crotch area of my pants and now I have to change
Why
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>>83520601
learn to check for hairs little hobbit
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could be worse, you could have a pussy. Ever seen a woman urinate? You'd think it would be a cute little orderly stream but no, they piss EVERYWHERE. It's like a waterfall right down their whole pussy, butt cheeks, thighs, everything. The international cabal of women don't want you to know this, but make no mistake, they are animals.
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>>83521105
That's just the retards who don't separate their flaps before pissing (so yeah most women) in the same way guys have to pull back the foreskin or else they'll do the same thing.

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Why would anyone choose to be so weak?
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slightly too skinny, it's giving me the heebie jeebies
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>>83520615
Apathy
They could become better, but whatever happened in their past had affected their ability to care for themselves, so they make the choice of doing nothing, getting by with the bare minimum
Fixing this is a small miracle, it would take something extraordinary
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>>83520865
Yeah, just slightly.
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>>83520615
This is so funny to me because if someone was that skinny, they would not have those boobs. When I lost weight mine went down to b-cups and I still wasn't even as skinny as her
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>>83521490
she wouldnt have an ass either

My mommy
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kind've sus desu

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Whats it like dating a cute gaming chick?
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>>83519479
>Whats it like dating a cute gaming chick?
She sucks off men who couldn't give less of a shit about games behind your back then breaks up with you and accuses you of rape and pedophilia because she's neurotic
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>>83519479
its cool and fun to game with a girl you know you can kiss and feel up and stuff. i will say in my experience though past a certain level of fatness they have no sexual stamina. i dated a girl who would get tired out from me mating pressing her even though she wasn't actually doing anything, which was kind of dumb.
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>>83519479
Why do Hispanic people have such short foreheads
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>>83519608
I think because they have really big brains
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>>83519479
Sauce?
Oregano times two for safety

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Homemade Sweet and sour chicken :D OMAD what are you guys eating today?
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>>83520518
>uisine sometimes I feel it's too serious if that makes sense. I'd rather have something simpler. Have to say I've never tried the westernised version. I do want to give it a go although I will need to find a good restaurant. I don't want to eat curry and chips
eh i live in the uk so theyre british - chinese influence. real authentic is always expensive
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>>83520536
>eh i live in the uk
Same
>real authentic is always expensive
Wait what? Western cuisine is a lot more expensive than any other cuisine. I brought a colleague to an authentic place and we spent just a bit less than 20 GBP each, and there was food leftover. We eat quite a bit too, so the portions really were huge. Or maybe my city is different?
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>>83520577
its the opposite for me most fastfood chains are cheap like wing shops british chinese food burgers chips all 10 gbp max compared to authentic korean chinese japanese indian places which are 15 gbp minimum
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>but like French cuisine sometimes I feel it's too serious if that makes sense.
There was a movie I watched a long time ago called "Eat Drink Man Woman" that satirized this seriousness aspect of Chinese cooking, the opening sequence where the Chinese chef is called into work to give advice on a soup like a surgeon called into the hospital to save someone's life still amuses me to this day

>Italian food is worth trying though. It's simple and delicious, and most restaurants somehow don't do the authentic recipes, so you'll have a way better experience at home. I don't think the ingredients are that difficult to get in the US I hope?
The US is a mixed bag. Depending on how rural you are there are limitations, but if you're somewhat near a major city you can probably find anything. In college we were really rural and the ingredients basically only could be found at a local Walmart, so there wasn't much we could do. But nowadays there are also internet delivery companies you can buy specialized ingredients from. I learned about winemaking from John Kirkwood's youtube. I like most Italian food, I think it just hogs the spotlight too much. I especially want to try this variety of wine after my Italian professor in college recommended it, but I might have to make it myself because I literally can't find it otherwise.

>they did show me some authentic Indian snacks that were really nice.
My neighbors were Nepali and I had a similar experience. They made this salad out of onions, tomato, bell peppers, and some herbs mixed with uncooked ramen noodles. It was bizarre but it was pretty good. I also tried this herbaceous/greenish curry that they made out of goat meat, no offense it's just not agreeable to my palate. It's also interesting that they didn't eat beef even in the US where it's legal, I guess they take that stuff seriously. But back in their home country they have oxen and buffalo that aren't technically cows which fill the demand for beef.
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>>83518462
This looks great but I dunno how you're on OMAD with just this. I'm having a stew/soup I made with pork, cabbage, beans, vegetables. It's quite nice.

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I just spend an hour detangling the mats in my hair. I almost lost the comb in there a couple times . Idk why i keep letting it get this bad
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>>83521292
just shave it all off, you're a disgusting freak anyway

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what is your dream life, anons? i wish i could own a rural tea or coffee shop and have a simple slow life
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>>83521258
Will trying out one of those jobs be your goal this year?
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>>83521258
Something like this but bigger
>>83521204
based
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>>83519570
>do you have a dream project that youd want to accomplish in the industry before retiring?
I once wrote an outline inspired by Fate/ Stay Night. I would like to finish it and publish. That's it.
>which one interests you the most rn? i always loved buddhism, it has held my fascination for a long time
Semites. Because I never understood Judaism despite being an important religion. And arab things appears in some JRPGs, so it looks nice.
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>>83521304
Oh, I thought it was a real thing in the Trigger shop...
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>>83519328
Living calm, stable life in East or South-East Asia. Hell I'd even settle for Bhutan at this point.

And I love combining different colors. It's not much but it's honest work.
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Comors
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The red runner, but it's orange
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The Animetika
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Blue-violet Swastikas come from an underepresented and marginalized Swastika group
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>>83521386
I like this one the most
Could like nice if incorporated into street art

bimbify wall street
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>>83521269
I can't wait for the next bear market. All the zoombas who grew up in a bull market buying meme stocks and shit coins are going to get turbo wrecked and cry so hard.
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>>83521309
I only buy T bills and my mortgage rate was fixed when the reserve rate was 0% so I cheer when the fed raises rates. Seethe more debtcels
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>>83520927
Sufemacist, if I were drunk and horny I would suggest a relationship where we can bitch at each other about gender politics and hate fuck after you grab my ass and I eat you out.

Hypothetically though, of course. I would never be drunk and horny and on /r9k/ and harassing a namefag
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>>83521216
Their loss, how are you doing today Hermosa?
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Cutting off sufemacists gay little tranny cock and frying it with some butter and garlic mmm


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