What would it take for you to take excecise seriously and work out so you get this body
>>83522296You're trolling me saying that it takes roids to be a twink like in OP's pic. Have you never been below 12% bodyfat in your life?
>>83518141I don't have it on me to ever achieve that body, not unless I somehow find a joy in life beyond eating.But I do workout, I have become stronger, I will continue to build muscle, I have lost a lot of weight, I will continue to lose weight, but I am definitely stopping once the belly disappears completely.
>>83518141if it would actually fix all my self esteem issues
>>83518141I don't think I would shoot for that body, there's something homosexual coded about it. I would like to be shredded but the type of shredded that isn't geared towards the homosexual male gaze. Well defined pectoral muscles seem geared towards titillating latent bisexuality in gay men. I may be insane but I tell the truth.
>>83522707pro tip: it would help with some but not all
What do robots do in their rooms when they're not jerking off and posting on /r9k/?
>>83519716>What do robots do in their rooms when they're not jerking off and posting on /r9k/?Researching the Illuminati, Secret societies, symbols, Kabbalah, Revelation of the Method hidden in pop culture, celeb gossip and kpop
>>83519716Play bindeo gayms or i guess just stare at the wall thinking of shit
in the last two weeks I logged 189.2 hours of old school runescape
>>83519716Sometimes I workout with my adjustable dumbbells, sometimes I pace around while listening to music, but mostly I play video games on my computer.
>>83519716play games, read manga, read fanfic, draw, make edits of my favorite killers
You could just buy a house in a small town, marry that cute girl from church and raise your kids on a farm but you wont do it
>>83522638that is house is dilapidated and probably needs lots of money to fix all the issues.
bait. the house used to be a meth lab.
>Look mom, I posted it again award!Stop spamming the same /pol/ shit.
>>83522638Is that the drug house that needs serious work inside?Cool, hope you got your "posted it again" badge, buddy.
Maturity is accepting the fact that there are certain species of plants and animals(including hominid varieties) that the world would be better off without.
>tranny i was friends with disappeared from the internet 6 months ago, same with her gf>including xitter, discord, STEAM, everywhere>few weeks ago>contact a few of his steam friends to find wtf happened >an hour ago>got sent a document file from a throwaway gmail account saying some copy pasted ukrainian bs in an account i only used to share nudes with each other >it says "it" is "my fault" and that i should check my emails>check my emails>an email titled hell in hungarian with some gibberish trying to be ancient edgy dark magic thing that randomly mentions my name >another email titled ending saying that they're watching me and that i watch my moves and that ive done something wrong and that "the two girls needed to think">both attached some gore taken from some gore sites >the email is ordogkitab@gmail.com (literally devil in hungarian + book in arabic) WHAT THE FUCK???????
>tranny i was friends withWho cares faggot
>>83522719jobless tranny internet clique probably fucking with you after you expressed autism/emotional vulnerability, they do that sometimes
>>83522719probably just them fucking with you, some trannies are weird like that i guess, you should email them back with some dead troon gore or something
>>83522719Schizo trannoid mental breakdown. Ignore.
If you are a gentile with blond hair, blue eyes, and an IQ above 130 then not reproducing is effectively a fratricidal war crime.
>>83522584IQ is just the mechanical efficiency of the brain. Without opportunity and wise direction it's meaningless. You can be a turbo efficient coomer with the ability to organize even the most obscure porn but if nobody will hire you for even the most basic office job in your hometown and now you're broke forever. Also if you had an abusive childhood and now you're extremely averse to everyone. Cleverness and efficiency don't even matter, it just sharpens your suffering because you understand the way people are tormenting you and everything you're missing out on in life in extra dimensions, as well as how statistically unlikely it is that anything will get better.
>>83522650Stop making up excuses. A nation with an average genetic IQ of 70 will always be a shithole relative to a nation with an average genetic IQ of 100. Individual IQ doesn't matter, group intelligence does.
>>83522664Wow nice great to hear that group intelligence will make life better for us! When will this happen exactly
>>83522673>Wow nice great to hear that group intelligence will make life better for us!You are posting on a computer and speaking English. You clearly have it better than 90% of the global population. Ignorance is a helluva drug.
>>83522681>dude, you're speaking the language of your ancestors going back in development to 10,000 year old runic inscriptions on rocks that you would be speaking regardless >also you're doing it on a hecking computer! with the power of science! compare yourself to the slave labor biomass that your birthright inheritance is being off-shored and outsourced to bubba. you live such a totally cushy and insulated life bro what do you mean it seems designed to make you want to kill yourself
I turn 28 today and im very depressed that I never lived out any youthful fantasies. I wish I had friends and fucked a lot of girls and expirimented with drugs and made a ton of music. A decade of my life, the best years, gone due to fear and self hatred. I have not experienced the requisite amount of youthful expression to avoid being extremely bitter as a middle aged and elderly man. Im so scared. To be wrinkly, bitter, and have a chip on your shoulder is the worst fate. A pit in your stomach and pure envy any time you see a group of college kids. I fucked up so badly.
>>83522521show us your butthole femboy nigga
>>83520369Just now realized it was a girl you liked, I still look like them despite being older. All I will say. Still almost like could be twins scary.
>>83522533Go on the meet up board if you that thirsty. R9gay
>>83520369I'm like you except I've done drugs and I gotta say you sound like a prime candidate for substance abuse. I'm not into hard drugs but I'm sure a lot of the reason for that is that they're somewhat inaccessible. I mostly drink and eat weed gummies a lot. Really like shrooms, acid, mdma and ketamine but that shit is expensive and you have to interact with other people who do drugs and most of those people are annoying or evil so it's not worth the cost of having those types of people in your life. Seriously, the more inaccessible the drug you do is the more likely you are to meet people who you don't want in your life. Drugs are great for the types of people that want to do them sparingly but unfortunately most of the people who do drugs want to do them all the time and act shocked when they become addicted and lose years of their life to stupid bullshit and that happens even with weed.
>>83522521are you fagtarded or straightenlightened?
How do I stop being jealous over the fact that I was a virgin before dating my girlfriend while she had multiple lovers before me
>>83520864you should've hired an escort beforeyou'll just have to deal with it lil bro
>>83520864You will never over it and it will destroy your relationship
start cheating on her desu
>>83520864>How do I stop being jealous over the fact that I was a virgin before dating my girlfriend while she had multiple lovers before melol cuck.imagine losing your virginity to a whore
>>83521013>my virgin brain's strong bonding my be clouding my judgement on thatIt is.I'm not saying she doesn't love you or that she's going to end up leaving, but it is undeniable fact that the first time was a more powerful experience for you than it was for her.Whether or not that is something you can live with is up to you.Keep in mind that you yourself are also used goods at this point, so there's no perfect solution.If you break up and manage to find a virgin girl, that girl could end up having the same doubts as you're having now.Ideally, you should be able to talk about it with your gf and gauge how she feels.It could be that she values the fact that she was your first and appreciates you for it, in which case you two are probably good together.If she's dismissive of your feelings or gets mad at you for caring about virginity, then you're dating a retarded hoebag and you're better off finding someone who shares your outlook.
I had another sex dream, but this time it wasn't just sex, we cuddle afterwards, it felt so real and she said that she loved me, I want to go back to that dream world and stay there forever, how does my mind know how this feels if I've never experienced it?
What do you think about lolicon? Do you hate it? Is it pedo?
need a goonbud
Total lolitroon death
>>83517603>What do you think about lolicon? Do you hate it? Is it pedo?I don't care drawings. though I do wonder what people think of the women that dress as lolis
I don't really care what people crank one out to unless a living thing has been exploited in the process.I'd have less reservations around someone who jerks off to Splatoon porn than someone who looks at people fucking horses or even trafficked Eastern Euro women.
>>83517603>What do you think about lolicon? Do you hate it?Ya>Is it pedo?Ya. Will never be on par with child molestation though. Would still never want to associate with someone who enjoys or defends it.
Is the gym worth it? It seems like a place full of exhibitionists and you have to pay money for the honor.
I stopped smoking on Christmas and I'm going to the gym on new Year's. I know it will be crowded, everyone will be there, and I'm part of everyone
>>83520548If you don't want to go to the gym, you can get an adjustable one for about 100 or so dollars and it's all you need. You an still gain muscle with just variations of push ups and pull ups and squats if you know what you're doing. Just make sure you can only do the excersise you're doing for 6-10 reps maximum, anything more and it's too easy.
Yes, but only if you are able to fully commit but almost all will not. They'll end up wasting their money. Ir's a benefit because you are getting iut of yiur environment whivh yiur brain has long associated with passiveness instead of physical activity.You can get a cheap gym membership to Planet Fatness (see your pic, it's a PF gum) so you know whether you can commit long term or not. If not, you are not out much. The downside is that depending on where you go, they don't allow you to do certain gym things like drop weights. They will kick you out if you display any of their quickly redefining "lunk" behavior like using actual weight, deadlifting, or doing speed drills on the dreadmill. If you commit long term, go to an actual gym.Alternatively: do you have a spare backpack thst can handle a lot of weight? If so, you have a complete gym right there. Sure, you are limited from higher weights, but you can change the mechanics of the exercise to make it harder which stimulates muscle strength. For example, instead of doing a standard deadlift with it, do a single keg one.You also have your cardio. Rucking is a thing. Though, you cannot defeat the tried and true methods. The classic compounds like bench press, squats, deadlifts, rows, etc. always produce the best results.
>>83520233If you don't wanna go to a gym, have a stable place to live, and about 1000-1500 dollars/pounds to spare you can do home gym fairly easily.Garage power cage, bench that can do incline and flat, oly barbell, about 180kg of plates to start off with and some dumbbells. Cost me 1200GBP for all this when I got mine. Just buy more plates when 180kg stops being enough.Upfront cost is more but you save in the long run and you don't have to leave your house.Do a routine like Stronglifts 5x5 for about 3-6 months then branch off to whatever you want, bodybuilding focused, powerlifting, powerbuilding even.
>>83520710I've been going to one for a few months now.>Will it help my depression and anxiety?It might, as a depressed neet it helps me to socialize a little bit and get some small wins here and there (slowly improving, getting a technique down).>Will it be full of uppity queers who HATE me for being a sad loser?can't say, mine just has regular folk in it, some gung-ho teens but lots of older folks like me.No idea about the pricing, no contract is always a plus.Depending on what classes you end up going to you might need to invest a little in some gear (gloves, mouth guard, etc).
I will get a bf next year
>>83522006It is true. Why do you want a boyfriend? The statement itself proves it. You don't want to be someone's girlfriend and make them happy, you want a boyfriend solely for selfish reasons. All girls are selfish and lack empathy.
>>83521864good luck femanon or gaynon im cheering you on!
>>83521864you don't deserve a boyfriend you coldhearted bitch
>>83521864I will stop cheating on my bf next year
>>83522006Where are you from? Depending on where I'm willing to try it out! I'll travel btw
>mfw my cousin's son starts to resemble me
>>83522515>>83522517I think you get it like if you took a picture of two people and morphed them, you can see the resemblence a lot. A lot of features you'd get bullied about as a kid too like fuck you look like kind of a creepy vampire or some shit, you know which side of the family that came from.
>>83522501nah broeveryone gonna probably notnice this sooner or laterwe were caught years ago as teens by her older sister and we told her to not anyone but she told their parent as soon as older and younger cousin had disagreement.
>>83522552Well it makes sense if they were leading a double life but I wouldn't have attended that or hit on their relatives during that event. What exactly are you trying to tell me here?
>>83522552I mean first off, I deny I made a pass at them. you're suppose to do that so women feel good about themselves. And second off don't tell them that. Also third, I would if they did first. Heheh you know? Nice. Alright so that's out of the way. If that's your story. I'm not even sure why I showed up to funerals to meet women.
>>83522470>genetics 101A picture of my dad and my uncle looks like my brother and me.
And I love combining different colors. It's not much but it's honest work.
>>83521356I got called into teachers office in 3rd grade because I kept drawing swasticas and hitler in school issued textbooks, I turned out normal in the end
>>83522577That was very uncool of them to do that to you.
>>83522577jews always keeping the white man down smdh
>>83522581yeah I was a little cringeworthy chuddie, I was one of the first people who watched GypsyCrusader even before he went to prison, I'm not even american Also it was the principals office, not teachers, it's 8 am here and I haven't slept yet
op the swastika was a symbol used by 'the nazis' and if you look them up they had some pretty horrid ideas so don't keep drawing swastikas OK?
low test incels be like "ewww shes too soft and her ass and tits are too big"
>>83521383imagine all of that body clapping against your pelvis
>>83521646They're poor because they spend all their money on food to shove down their gullets.
>>83521899Nope, junk food is cheaper than healthy shit
>>83521342If you wouldn't fuck this pig you are volcel btw
>>83521342the smell is so bad, fat people are sub humans and they can't wipe their ass correctly, so they smell like shit. When fat faggots with low test fuck fat women, they smell like shit tooGross dude
