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reminder that there are Air force officers on this board right now
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This is why the military must prepare.
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>>52998052
air force director here, have sex anon
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I never respected the military. It went to shit in 1919. Last time they did anything good was World War One.
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>>52997913
>mfw it will soon be literally a crime to virgin in US
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Has anyone found the full presentation?

Tfw no qt stoner skater gurl tomboy gf
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>>52997605
Life isnt a porn fantasy. But some incel out there saw this post and genuinely believed it so congrats
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>>52997605
Jesus Christ dude try going outside in the real world, either you're completely full of shit or the only girls you know that would do that anyway and the weed is just incidental. I've had lots of female stoner friends and this almost never happens. Even in non-legal states weed is dirt cheap. An old friend I used to bang would get a half oz every payday for $100, that's a gram a day, plus she'd get smoked up by other people constantly because cucks love to give their stuff away to hot girls. What she did was typical of stoners; most people can afford a pot habit and factor in the vagina tax that cucks love to impose on themselves and tell me when these girls are that desperate for bud
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>>52995788
sk00ter
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>tfw no athletic tomboy gf
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>>52995788
same. when are going to get ours?

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why am i like this
i just want to be normal
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we are normal. we're just ugly.

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Where are my creative robo boys at?

I decided to start a podcast and a radio show 2 weeks ago and it's been going well, at least I think it's been going well

https://soundcloud.com/edullet/horace-episode-45-grooves-make-the-moves
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>>53000324
its some tempo around 150 with decimal points like 153.244. i picked an abstract tempo value to make the song feel more live and unique. most DAWs can find out the tempo for you
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>>53000367
btw do you have soundcloud?
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>>52988948
https://youtu.be/8e3IPoWdcSw
I just finished and posted this song a few minutes ago, i also make the artwork.
Idk its been a while since i actually made smth "productive"
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>>52989186
leave that sweetie alone
>>52992320
5/10
>>53000758
this is really good like the effort of the video too

attempting philospy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmoX9BXP6c
recent songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1-ZnyOdmTo
recent jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOTopbsGQVg
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>>53000278
this should be in a south park mini montagee

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>sitting at the computer, nothing to do
>sigh, guess I'll jerk off, I'm hard already anyways
>get distracted
>forget what I'm doing
>open up FL studio 20, start making some music
>happy
>dick is soft
stop mindlessly jerking off. it's nothing more than wanting something to do. fill it with creative energy instead.
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>>53001435
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

>>53001465
Don't worry, they skipped from 12 directly to 20, you're not that old.
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>>53001435
behold the limit of my creative energy
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>>53001435
Producers are the Tito of rap music
You won't get to fuck no bitch unless you Mike Will, DJ Mustard or Dr Dre
why the hell would anyone want the hardest part of music?
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>>53001435
This is basically what i do, except i also play csgo
It's pretty comfy, making nice synths, chord progressions, and hypnotising arps
Fap to nice porn, and kill noobs
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>>53001435
>Tfw I have creative block for almost 2 months straight
It has been so long since I made my last beat/instrumental/whatever. I was recently thinking about jumping on breakcore, but only thing I am content with are my drum loops :(. Someone please tell me how can I make decent breakcore. I would strongly appreciate it.

We're not gonna make it, friends. It's just not fair, life just isn't fair. What did I do to be born socially inept? I hope reincarnation is real and I can be a Chad in my next life.
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>>53001151
You could be a boislut and let other virgin robots TOP you
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>>53001194
id say 12 years. from <10 i was a popular normie at school but 11 and 12 it all went downhill. plus 12 is around where most kids start to really grow up
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>>53001194
That still doesn't help
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>>53001151
Everyone is born socially inept. You might be born super lazy tho
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>>53001151
hmmm. would I want to come back as a white/medi chad or never come back to this world?
I'd choose the Chad life if it was really Chad-like

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>In these open-minded times, one taboo has held steady: never having had sex at all. Four thirtysomething virgins explain how they deal with the stigma

>It may be that later-in-life virginity is dismissed as a problem with an easy fix. Cath Mercer, a principal investigator on the Natsal survey of sexual attitudes and lifestyles in Britain, says the vast majority (95%) of the general population report have made their "sexual debut" - as she rather grandly puts it - by age 25. And the most recent data available, from 2010-12, suggests that just 2.2% of British men and 1.1% of women were virgins at the age of 30.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jun/18/later-in-life-virgins-at-my-age-it-becomes-a-red-flag

Are you among the 2% of men who reach the age of thirty without having sex?
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Does getting a blowjob count as me having sex
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>>53001633
Or you could just not be a moron and make up some bullshit story about how its been awhile. Not like women dont already do that their entire lives anyways.
>inb4 but muh trust and connection :(
That shit is fake as hell as it is and its not like you are lying about being an std ridden whore or something.
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>>53001736
That realistically isn't that farfetched, the majority of the money I make I save because my only outgoings are rent, utlities and fuel. I never buy anything or go anywhere because I'm boring as shit, so I could burn some cash on that. But then when I think about it I think why bother, which is a fairly sure sign that I'm never going to get laid because it doesn't seem to affect me enough to really do anything about it.

I don't know if this is part of it but the people in my group of acquintances who know don't give a shit and the rest of them assume I've lost it already because they're normalfags and can'timagine that I wouldn't have, so at least I don't get hounded about it. Maybe it would be different if I did get shat on for it.
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>>53000564
I am the 2%. I always knew I would accomplish something extraordinary. I was destined for greatness.
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>>53001538
>Even most "late bloomers" lose their virginity in college, because the barrier for sex is extremely low, and the women are at their peak slutty
Goddamn, I was surrounded by women in college (meme History degree), tried my hardest at being social and still the best I could get from a girl was a hug, probably because she felt bad for me. I fucking hated college.

I seriously think that the only chance for me is to become somewhat wealthy (which is unlikely, as I am a NEET right now and my degree is useless) and marry a single mom in my mid 30's. Is it even worth it at that point?

I read that the blues singers who would sing about satanic shit only did so because they were agnostic atheists
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>>53000244
Nah m8 its cause they sold their soul to a crossroads demon for talent
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>>53001255
MEET ME AT THE CROSSROADS
CROSSROADS,
MEET ME AT THE CROSSROADS

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perfect edition
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getting sent to rehab again.
maybe 3 days of freedom before i'm back in the druggy bin for a month and some change.
i love being 22 years old and living with my dad.
life is cool and there is so much to look forward to.
i'm so glad my soul was forced into existence without rhyme or reason.
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>>53001899
ogtucker is that you?
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>>53001899
You're an adult. Your parents can't force you to do anything you don't want to. Trust me, I've been in the same position.
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>>53001913
and what wpsg fag is this
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>>53002004
better question is, which one are you

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Would you rather become a 11/10 alien Chad, wake up with 180 IQ, or acquire $10.000.000.000?
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>>52992627

wake up with 180 IQ

i'd rather be poor and intelligent
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>>52992627
The money, and it's not even close.
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>>52992627
I would become a 11/10 Stacy because I can make money that way and IQ doesn't matter for women.
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>>52992652
What is so awesomely awesome about a lot of money?
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>>52992640
No, it is ten billion dollars.

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Why do people never check back in with me? I reach out to friends who I haven't spoken to just to see whats up, and they usually always say theyre "good" or give a run down of their accomplishments and never follow up from that. It's always been this way, whether I'm doing good or bad. They don't care.
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>>53001785
It's like being an incel but with any form of relationship. I seriously don't know what to do anymore, I only feel loneliness.
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>>53001785
i dont check back with anyone cause if i dont see someone everyday i can barely talk to them because im too shy, i rather avoid the awkwardness
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>>53001835
I used to be the same way. Then I realized if I want any worth while connections, I'll have to put an effort in.

So far, those efforts have gone wasted.
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>>53001785
I'm usually avoiding awkwardness as well, but if someone asks how I am I almost always ask how their life is going as well and try to engage with it. That's basic politeness. It sounds like you have shitty niggers in your life

ITT: Post something a psuedo intellectual would say
>My IQ is x
>I dont drink soda its bad for you
>Invest in crypto
>Trump is a bad president but I dont get why people hate him so much

..
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>>53001632
>lists "credentials" on 4chan trying to win an argument (i.e. grades, salary, IQ)
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>>53001632
>invest in crypto
don't understand this one
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>>53001632
>I go to chess club
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>>53001729
Only retards invest in crypto. Its simple
And you dont invest it, you gamble it. Its the same as dropping your money in a slot machine except the payout is slower
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>>53001632
>this abstract thing good you only can get it if you are a cultured person

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What jobs usually have young qt managers?
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>>53000432
lower level managers are almost all women in any job, and spend all day playing games on their phones
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>>53000432
i worked at a trendy shitty clothing store ages ago and the managers and my coworkers were all young and pretty qt. good times
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Unironically fast food

They're only there for a month or so tho until being promoted so make your move fast.
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>>53000432
HR is 80% women
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You're doing it for all the wrong reasons
you're supposed to want an ugly fat bitch then suddenly an 8 out of 10 will grace you
and suck my cock

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>be me
>be tall
>tfw no short gf to do this with me
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basically a fleshlight with limbs
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that dude is a walking meme in the pornstar world
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>no girl to dab while fucking
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>Be Me
>Browsing pornhub
>Just found out this great kink
>Starting to get /fit/
>Already fucking ripped
>No short girl talks to me
>mfw all this progress and I can't find a qt petite gf

This is the end bros, I don't know what to do
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>>53001555
>>53001531
What the hell! That dab!

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Why would a cute girl degrade herself like this?
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>>52999177
i wish shit like this happened. like a girl thats just a disposable blowjob. then again STD's and ruining myself for my monogonous waifu~
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>>52998616
>pornhub
need sauce bumping to keep this bread online
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>>52998853
Niggers need to be hanged
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>stiII no sauce
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>>53001780
>bro just keep the thread bumped until 6:30 with no new content or discussion I'll tell you then lol




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