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What do you think of boogie2988 being exposed? He created a profile on a sugar daddy website and has been paying women for companionship
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>>52008211
she divorced him after she realized he wasn't going to die
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>>52008111
Sugar babies do put out. You arrange this kind of stuff beforehand, if the girl is not willing to have sex, he can just walk away from the deal.
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>>52008341
Correct.

t. former sugar daddy
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Seems fake.


No one would post pictures of themselves of off Google.
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>>52007938
he's literally famous for being stupid and a fat fuck

Why are you single, anon?

Dont you want to be happy?
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I had an on/off relationship with someone last year that ended when she tried to fuck one of my friends, she left to another country anyway, it was destined to end either way.
It's horrible, don't take the bait, women take up all your free time and attention, i wasn't able to dwell in my hobbies for more than half an hour bc she would get mad at me for not answering a message or videocall and shit of that nature, it was a grueling process of understanding that maybe i'm not prepared for a relationship right now. It had a bright side as well, i lost 15 kilos and changed my image quite a bit but at the end of the relationship i gained them back because i was really sad of how things went and now i know how shallow women are, i don't want to go through the same shit again.
The only advice i can give out is: Improve yourself and look for a job in retail or something were you meet a lot of people, you'll improve your people skills and coworkers are always looking for a partner or a quick hookup.
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>>52006477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMc1sg6UOJM I LIVE TO HATE WHORES
CHEAP SLUTS FUCKING CUNTS
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i was told that i would have to buy lots of gifts for my girlfriend. i think i would rather stay alone and keep my money for myself.
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Technically because I haven't tried, but the reasons behind that are probably what you're more interested in.

First and foremost, I am very sheltered and immature, and I'm struggling with my own problems currently, so not only I'm living with my parents, I'm also afraid to death of public transport (especially because I live in a third world shithole) so I can't go anywhere without mom and dad dropping or picking me up.

My grades are tanking currently despite me studying a major I supposedly like, and I have many problems related to study/work ethic/discipline /add that seem overwhelming.

Add to the fact that my interests are very autistic (vidya, vidya lore, history, some politics) and you've got a recipe for disaster.

That goes without saying that I might get enough money from mom and dad to pay for whatever dates I might get but obviously that would be embarrassing.

And if for some reason all of the above wasn't enough, I currently have dogshit options, because compared to an American uni, my major has next to no students and even the whole faculty could be only a single generation of one major in USA.

Plus the girls there are ridiculously liberal and leftist, and I say that as a moderate leftist myself.
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>>52006732
Weeb <3

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>Bought a Ona hole yesterday EXE Puniana DX Ona Hole
>Won't get it until around 10th of May
>Might be starting a uni course by then

It just looked so comfy. I just hope i'll be home when it gets here.
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>>52009442
Shame. I was hoping you'd make that nice, healthy young cock feel really good for me tonight. Perhaps on another occasion.
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>>52009487
Nothing wrong with fantasising whilst you frot dicks together anon but don't pretend it's straight
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>>52009494
Hehe, jokes on you faggot. I'm gonna go jerk off to some futa on male hentai
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>>52009510
it was over text and on 4cheng
he kept writing about his shaved tigth pussay
dont you fag me
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>>52009513
Sounds delicious. Please make that lovely cock feel amazing and cum a lot okay? Young men need to keep their cocks appeased or else bad things might happen.

https://youtu.be/r0_2Wq9Aos4

*honk honk*
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>>52008891
What is this abomination? These clowns fascinate me...
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D

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D E D

https://youtu.be/XBv1o3v-2zU
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Everyone's sleeping shhhhhhhh


https://youtu.be/phHx29_Ijhs

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Is there any group of people more pathetic than alt righters?
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>>52009114
I thought you were talking about asian racemixing, because that's what generally is promoted here, well anything is an improvement to you though, if you have half black kids then they at least have a chance of being good athletes, instead of not existing at all
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>>52009100
Imagine subscribing to any political parties
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>>52009071
>strawman is a /pol/ catch phrase
lol I love this post, captures the ignorance of the left well.
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Trump fags are not alt right. No one cares how much you repeat your delusion, leftist.
The same tactic the "journalists" use; repeat your false classification over and over and hope people eventually accept it.
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>rich people take all wealth for themselves and slowly make everyone less wealthy than them into a slave
>retards will still say its okay
I mean i dont care about it because im a neet loser but you wagies and normalniggers should rise up unironically before its too late.

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Any capeshitters here?

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FUCK ME ITS 4AM, I CANT SLEEP, BUT I HAVE A GODDAMN 7 HOUR SHIFT TOMORROW THAT IM GETTING PAID PENNIES FOR
IF I SLEEP NOW I'LL BE LATE BUT IF I DONT IM GONNA HAVE TO WORK THIS SHITTY JOB ON NO SLEEP
I HATE BEING A GODDAMN WAGEKEK FUUUUUUCKKKK AAAAAAA
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>>52009371
i can't sleep either, but here's something important to keep in mind.
In life you have to do stuff you don't like to later do what you want.
But to get to that wanted state you must focus and know yourself better, like...knowing what you want exactly, I know that you anon someday will get out of being a wagecuck and become a healthy human being
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>>52009397
the biggest fuck you in this situation is the fact that I have another life waiting for me across the country, that's inaccessible to me right now since I have to wageslave for pennies until I have enough money to move
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>>52009450
well, that's is your objective now.
I know that with being a wagecuck is hard to save money, but there's a way
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>>52009371
7 hours is nothing shouldn't be too hard I have to wagecuck at least 12 hours a day

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The girl I love told me she will suck my dick for 1000$. WHY, WHY DIDN'T I ASK HER SOONER SO I COULD SAVE UP
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>>52009465
it's not worth paying her that much for some sucky when you can get it for muuuch much cheaper from hookers
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Don't fucking support degeneracy. You'll feel like shit the minute you cum.
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>2011(+8)
>loving a whore
I shiggy diggy.
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>>52009474
>>52009475
I don't know man, I feel like it could be a once in a lifetime experience.
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>>52009503
You a leaf? I'll giv 4 free

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>youtube.com slash girl cuddling guy.

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>wondering why 4chan is so slow right now
>look at the clock
>it's 2am
>oh
I have no sense of time.
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>>52009225
>doesnt know what timezones are
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>>52009225
they don't have license
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>>52009051
/r9k/ gets a hundred times better in terms of threads late at night but slows just as much. I want interaction like in daylight but the topics being discussed at that time are absolute dogshit psyops. Wat do.
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>>52009504
Move to the other side of the world so it's daylight when it's normally night for you.
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>Why is 4chan so slow now
>Look at my dick
>It's hard but I'm not fapping
>Oh
I'm addicted to fapping

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Why am I miserable?
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>>52008889
1.because you didnt get the quad.
2.you care too much about things.
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>>52008889
because you are real
im imaginary and im happy as fuck about it.
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>>52008889
That is like asking why is a piece of string long
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>>52008889
are you sure that you're miserable?
'cuz there are a lot of people who say the same
what makes someone miserable?
what is making you feel this way?

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I wish my mother would commit suicide.
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Is she ded on the inside already? NEahahahah!

Write a shirt based on these 3 pictures. Or draw comic, pepe , apu related to them .
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>>52006895
Sorting through coffee beans, the lesbian observed. The blackie read her book, trying to find a semblance of meaning in the words. Finally it struck them: they were in an illusion. Morpheus popped into the scene and greeted them. Is he the God of Sleep? Of Dreams?

Octavarium played in the background.

Cillantrum!

The black girl raised her skirt to reveal a portal to a different world. When opened the lesbian girl entered.

She died and the coffee beans were spilled. Finally the world had come to an end and everyone was relieved.
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>>52006895
"Rough day at work?" Cilla asked. Margaret gave no answer, which tended to be her answer most nights. Cilla had grown used to her being a little standoffish. Margaret opened herself up and plugged in, and collapsed on the Chaise.

There was a long silence, broken only by the zap of Cilla's tools on her project of the week. She'd made a comfortable living out of fixing parts, but she liked to keep herself occupied with something strange on the weekends, to keep herself sharp. Margaret sometimes wondered what Cilla could do if she really put her nose to the grindstone and built something.

"What was a 'knight', Cilla?" Margaret asked, having picked something at random out of Cilla's ever-increasing old-world book collection. "A warrior or soldier, who'd fight for a king or a leader" Cilla replied, intently focused on her work.
"Like the Sentries?"
"Sort of, they were living people. They considered it a great honor to be a knight".
Margaret made a face. She couldn't wrap her head around the idea of humans signing up to fight, and assumed she wasn't reading it correctly."This one doesn't seem to fight for any king. He just fucks around with his little Mexican buddy".
Cilla snorted, put down her tools. "Well, Quixote was more an adventurer than he was a knight." Margaret smiled, putting the book down and watching Cilla work. She didn't know how she knew or found all this stuff, but it made her feel more human knowing she did.
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>>52006934
It's a great image but I can't really write much around it.

Also other folks need to put in stories
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>>52006895

Android payeta gets an upgrade .
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>>52006895
LONELY LESBIAN MILF PROGRAMS ROBOT SLAVE TO PEG HER

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Did you have any strange obsessions as a kid?

For me it was
>volcanoes
>fireworks
>trains
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>>52009326
i still have my "weird" obsession from when i was a kid
I love cars, nowadays my passion for them is more mature but when i was a kid i used to talk all day about them, like almost non-stop.
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>>52009326
For me it was Potatoes for some reason. I dont even remember why.
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>>52009326
I was obsessed with music from a young age.
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>insects
>cats
>rc vehicles
Were my obsessions
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>>52009444
trips of remembering childhood.
Cool

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>Incels proven wrong yet again
COPE
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>>52006687
it's a hell of a lot to expect from some kid who's just going to end up in a lab somewhere working on materials science and feeling like a failure because instead of inventing an entirely new area of physics they just make aircraft walls stronger

like, normal students would feel good about shaving 2% off global aircraft fuel emissions, but these poor fucks will be beating themselves up about it
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>>52005820
agreed, their dominance is inevitable
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>>52004869
>>52004852
>>52004843
notice how all of these comments are actual criticism, while OP just responded to all of these with phrases like: SEETHING, INCEL, COPE, LOSER, ect.

>>52004724
why can't you post garbage like this on twitter or facebook, about gurl powa and so on, I bet people there would be far more interested
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whats up with this thread?

nobody actually buys this "muh strong woman" shit right? we're all just trolling each other r-right?
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>>52004724
I understand that you guys are upset, but I think there is a chance that we are not quite as smart as this woman. It's possible. I'm pretty much mathematically retarded, but I try my best to do what I'm inclined to do as well as I possibly can. I guarantee you that this bitch can barely draw stick figures.




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