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Okay, I just nutted 3 times in a span of 20 minutes, and holy fuck. My nuts feel like they are about to implode. What do robots, I am in actual fucking pain right now
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There's only 0.02 mg of zinc in pickles. He should eat oysters.
two words
>cold shower
original bc fuck giving advice consisting of only 2 words, right?
fuckin' lightweight
massive keks
>almost 2019
>he still masturbates

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Do you ever listen to songs from games you played in your childhood? This remix had me choking back tears: https://youtu.be/8Y5kaNbVgeo
Nostalgia makes me emotional too, although I apologize for being a filthy zoomer

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Daily reminder that you will never be young, handsome jock and you will never have horny, hormone full 16 years old girlfriend.
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Won't say her real name because she may get doxxed. But it does start with A and her last name is French. She also has a sister named Erin.

>and do you know what she is up now that she apparently quit the porn biz?

Had a kid in 2016. That's all I know from Fagbook.
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Another picture of her from back in the day with one of her friends.
Did you cause her to go into porn? If you werent the cause, then what made her became a cumdump for the camera?
From what I understand, Boyfriend after me was in the porn industry. She moved away also from where I lived.

>Did you cause her to go into porn?

I couldn't even get her to give a blowjob without a condom or cum inside her while she was on the pill. She only ever let me cum in her mouth once and it was the first time we had sex.
>Boyfriend after me
That is how it usually starts. Have yhou ever fapped to any of her vids?

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Little man in the green chair, he sits alone
How did you get to this point?
I can't see him
that is so comfy
if I were you I would draw all over the walls

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This is a 25+ GENERAL thread! What is it? It's a 25+ GENERAL thread!

I'm just curious. How many of you here who are 25+ NEETs non-white? Of what race are you? I'm Hispanic.
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Holy fuck you are a god
>I dont want to stay in the room
So you want to make things awkward for your friend?
Background checks don't show jobs.
Just say you've been doing freelance graphic design work for years and put some family/friends businesses/numbers and get them to lie for you if they call them up.

When they ask why you want to change, say you need to find more steady work since freelance work has become too competitive and thus unable to be something you can survive one alone.

generally super ugly fucks have to be friendly and cheerful, did you at least manage that?
They will find someone better.
Market is oversaturated, if they needed people to work, they'd hire.

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Daily reminder roasties can't compare with their vagina's torn by Chad and their faces turned to leather by the years of makeup and other skin-destroying chemicals.

2D is purity.
2D is innocence.
2D is perfection.
Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.

>post your waifus
>talk about superiority of 2D
>shitpost and enjoy a thread without women's attentionwhoring
>rate other people's waifus

>inb4 modfags ban this
If we can have a roastie ""fembot"" general on the original content board then we can have a waifu general.

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2d love is for me
2d love is supreme
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this is a post. there are many like it, but this one is mine
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2d girls make life complete
how can 3d girls compete?
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fuck off man, 2D is pure andt hey dont mind NEET's or lolicons.

they cant compete man.
WHen I see 3D girls posted on here I cant even find them attractive.

2D is 2 nice
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what kind of monster deletes a mommy gf thread?

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Being a cyborgmeans you have the potential to escape robothood but don't really make an effort to

Why are we like this, we have a chance and we are wasting it
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Speak for yourself. I just downed my first antidepressant in years and I really didn't want to. I'm calling my only friend in the morning and telling them we need to stay in touch over the next month because I'm not sure I won't kill myself. I'm not sure I will kill myself. The suicidal thoughts seem so real now and I'm about to kick them up a notch.

Before this I was working pretty hard to get better. I just can't escape being disabled and being doomed to be an overgrown manchild. Somebody still struggling to experience shit the average person experiences at 17. Somebody who can't hold down a real job, real relationship, real anything. I just can't end it without having given things at least one more try.

I've given up on the pretense my problems are laziness because that's an excuse the secretly hopeful use. Like they can just flip a light switch, from lazy to hard working and then everything will be okay. I'm pretty fucking sure I'm working hard now yet I'm pretty fucking sure things are not going okay.
>I'm calling my only friend
I can be your friend fellow bot
Thanks for the offer, really.

It's strange though to make internet friends with somebody you know nothing about, who knows nothing about you other than that you're suicidal and disabled. Seems like a basis to be somebodies acquaintance at most.
I live in California, if you arent a normie or some kind of LGBT here then you may as well be a wizard
Everyone can escape it.

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Why do you enjoy being assholes to each other? Maybe be nice for a change and you'll feel good. Maybe you'll even make a friend or two. Wouldn't that be swell.
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>Heh you enjoy a thing? Well fuck you too asshole haha
Surprised you didn't call him a nigger faggot retard or any other combination of those words really. Just go ahead and say it. You know you want to.
>Friends are meant for children, like toys.
This, how many of your parents had more than one or two friends?
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You are an annoying twat when you write stuff like that, you know, maybe you even do it on purpose just to be annoying.

Plague doctor from plague doctor thread >>46860461 is 100% correct and you need more meats and less onions, that drole shite is putrid.
Damn son I didnt have any protein today. It was all carbs. Youre pretty good. Ill keep an eye out on getting some meat in me. No homo.

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2019 creeps closer and closer every second edition
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Acorn looking nigga. Did you transition before puberty then?
Have you just been sent her to tease us?
This isn't fair you know.
can't wait for this trap to off itself
no i started hormones at 16
im 18 now dw though mods
Whose photos are you posting?
I want to see more.

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Stop putting gross or violent pictures in the opening image of threads. I get tired of having to hide so many threads here.
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If you really did take that screenshot and have been lurking this whole time, we've probably been in some of the same threads.
Bumping, they've given us a weakness gentlemen start compiling some gore.
If youre still here one of the things i miss is japan time.
Maybe weve seen each other there back in the day.
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OP Asks R9K to stop doing something, Nice.

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>pizza wasn't tasty enough
>had to pour big mac sauce all over it
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Reduce portions slightly over time. Consume more electrolytes and drink more water. Select alternative food items to reduce caloric value of the meal as a whole. Include low-calorie meal items (cheap green vegetables?) in your meals to fill you up further. I suggest spinach and/or celery. Also, consider a basic intermittent fasting routine (16-8 is easy).

These things will make weight loss easier and more manageable. If you're struggling to lose weight, you're doing it wrong. If you choose the right foods, spices, and sauces, you can eat quite a large amount of food and still lose weight rapidly. If you care at all about your health, you will invest at least some time into learning about better dietary choices.
>life wasn't enjoyable enough
>had to inject heroin all throughout it
Coles and woolies burger sauce. So fucking bad for you but I just dip crackers in it it works on everything
>Decided to have a bowl of oats tonight instead of Mc Donald's
>See this

Thanks for reminding me that I'm making the right choices, OP.
>abs aren't showing
>easily stick to calorie deficit
I wish I had no willpower and a low IQ like fatties so I could gorge myself on tasty fast food.

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Do you ever wish you were a doctor? I'd love to carve people open and see the meaty insides.
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You do know the vast majority of medical research no longer looks like Dr. Frankentein's pubmed journals? If you ever went into research it would have more to do with genetics, pharmaceuticals and working on the cellular level.
If you want to be a doctor just to do that, I would recommend just becoming a mortician
Yep me too. I hope to work in the trauma ward.
>I'd love to carve people open and see the meaty insides.

I do that without being a doctor
>I'd love to carve people open and see the meaty insides.
Join an anatomy course and learn something in the process.

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>that kid that bragged about watching his brother jack off
>that 5th grade roastie that got knocked out by an 8 grader while sucking his cock
>that kid that pissed on the floor during class
>that kid that molested passed out drunk hobos
>that landwhale roastie dogfucker
>that roastie that got bullied passed out, swallowed her tongue and almost died
>that kid that snorted citric acid powder candy
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>that kid that stabbed an older goy with a pencil
>that kid that ate the """safe""" paint
>that kid that changed all of the library desktop backgrounds to his benis
>that kid that miscarried during recess
5th grade? Like 10 years old? WTF
>that 5th grade roastie that got knocked out by an 8 grader while sucking his cock

what, is this real?
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>that kid n HS with severe autism that would drop his pant to his ankles to piss
>that kid that shit himself during class and pretended nothing happened
>that kid who was fapping during classes under his desk

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Robots, you are the normies. Hear me out here before you rush to insults in order to find a reason to ignore this post and truth.

Everything revolves around you, it's your view and opinion of the world, it's what you lack and what the world owes you, it's who is around you and cares or doesn't care about you, about admiration, about recognition, status etc.

All the problems robots face, all the topics of social behavior and existentialism the normies face and talk about as well. You are wrapped up in your egos so much you fail to see the things of any real significance around you.

The issues one faces here, even if it is a life of loneliness is insignificant when one expands their mind to see the trivialities of personal social problems. Day in day out you sit in this echo chamber, the room being your womb, where you are safe from progress because progress can lead to failure, and failure hurts, right? This is again only within the social and personal paradigm of a self obsessed person, much like the normie. Your struggle is irrelevant in all the problems you suffer, you just fail at every turn to expand your platform of self, of understanding, at every turn you only look inwards.

Your self obsession is the root of your misery, and your self obsession obscures and warps what misery, happiness and what contentedness is.
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Look beyond that you arrogant normie
so basically fake it til you make it?
This. But they are too dumb, they won't change. It's easier to feel sorry for yourself and blame the world for your problems than make a change and better your life.
The point is to present the options. Open doors in hopes at least one walks through. It Is folly to forcibly change man or society. They need individual awakening.
Fuck off. You know what else normies do? Psychoanalyze each other and give self-congratulatory "advice" from a stance of presumed superiority.

So sick of people telling each other what to do god damnit.

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Robots, how does this image make you feel?
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post your discord and I'll add
It looks thin and like a pencil. I'm glad I don't have that. Makes me happy. Thanks, OP
My first thought was that ass looks flat and gross.
If you want dick pics you're best off just kindly asking for them from random people who e-stat until you get a bite. I just know how pathetic and unfulfilling it is to post them.
>haha I came here just to tell you how NOT insecure I am llolol jokes on you..... ;_;
Once I ask someone to post pics of their "8 inchers" and "10 inchers" they quietly fuck off, the proof is in this thread.
It's a good way of getting faggots out of your thread uwu

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